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danisnotonfire-deactivated: binches: my cousin is literally the most boring person alive this isn’t very boring to me i’d like to know what the fuck a kitchen dresser is : danisnotonfire-deactivated: binches: my cousin is literally the most boring person alive this isn’t very boring to me i’d like to know what the fuck a kitchen dresser is

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My cousin making light of the current situation: My cousin making light of the current situation

My cousin making light of the current situation

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My cousin making light of the current situation: My cousin making light of the current situation

My cousin making light of the current situation

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My cousin making light of the current situation: My cousin making light of the current situation

My cousin making light of the current situation

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I let my cousin cut my hair during the quarentine….turns out I’m a Beltcher.: I let my cousin cut my hair during the quarentine….turns out I’m a Beltcher.

I let my cousin cut my hair during the quarentine….turns out I’m a Beltcher.

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My cousin wanted cake and ordered one. Told the bakers to write whatever they wanted because it was for just for her anyways, so…: My cousin wanted cake and ordered one. Told the bakers to write whatever they wanted because it was for just for her anyways, so…

My cousin wanted cake and ordered one. Told the bakers to write whatever they wanted because it was for just for her anyways, so…

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My cousin wanted cake and ordered one. Told the bakers to write whatever they wanted because it was for just for her anyways, so…: My cousin wanted cake and ordered one. Told the bakers to write whatever they wanted because it was for just for her anyways, so…

My cousin wanted cake and ordered one. Told the bakers to write whatever they wanted because it was for just for her anyways, so…

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beyoncescock: dailylaughsforyou: Times when dads-to-be found out they weren’t the father (x) this story is too wholesome“My cousin met a girl in rehab. Started dating, she relapsed but was pregnant. Had the child, obviously wasn’t his. Signed that it was anyways. 7 years later he hasn’t had a drink since then and has had sole custody for 6 years. Loves her and is the best dad. She changed his life.”: beyoncescock: dailylaughsforyou: Times when dads-to-be found out they weren’t the father (x) this story is too wholesome“My cousin met a girl in rehab. Started dating, she relapsed but was pregnant. Had the child, obviously wasn’t his. Signed that it was anyways. 7 years later he hasn’t had a drink since then and has had sole custody for 6 years. Loves her and is the best dad. She changed his life.”

beyoncescock: dailylaughsforyou: Times when dads-to-be found out they weren’t the father (x) this story is too wholesome“My cousin met...

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My Grandpa Mac, 92 years old, just got new security cameras around his house. He has my cousin, Aaron, and I on the online login (he’s not too computer savvy) so we can see what’s going on. He sends us random messages through the cameras… 😍🤣: My Grandpa Mac, 92 years old, just got new security cameras around his house. He has my cousin, Aaron, and I on the online login (he’s not too computer savvy) so we can see what’s going on. He sends us random messages through the cameras… 😍🤣

My Grandpa Mac, 92 years old, just got new security cameras around his house. He has my cousin, Aaron, and I on the online login (he’s no...

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kaileighmarie: effington: I challenged my cousin mash up Brittany Spears’ “Toxic” and “O Come All Ye Faithful” and she did it in about 20 seconds this is beautiful : kaileighmarie: effington: I challenged my cousin mash up Brittany Spears’ “Toxic” and “O Come All Ye Faithful” and she did it in about 20 seconds this is beautiful

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The ultimate fakeout by notkhaos MORE MEMES: s]: ilhave a cousin named joe oplePlen ys): my cousin oplePlenKoh wholsjoe We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly, bamboozled. The ultimate fakeout by notkhaos MORE MEMES

The ultimate fakeout by notkhaos MORE MEMES

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My cousin was asked to bring a potato dish to the family party…: My cousin was asked to bring a potato dish to the family party…

My cousin was asked to bring a potato dish to the family party…

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Anyone else know that feel?: salt, fat, acid, yeet @hermit_hwarang My cousin told me her dad was giving her shit about Finding A Man so she gave him her tinder and he sat on the couch swiping left for two hours like "omai...they are all so ugly" until he apologized and told her to take her time Anyone else know that feel?

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My Cousin: my cousin has celiac disease & takes her alert dog to school with her everyday. &he made it in the school yearbook!! Kaleigh Buckminster Memphis Bu

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Stolen from facebook: My cousin: whats ur pc password Me: 277353 My cousin:what? Helium 2 Tantalum Nitrogen 53 He N Ta 14.007 4.0026 126.90 180.95 You wouldn't get it Stolen from facebook

Stolen from facebook

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loloftheday: In kindergarten I had to write a paragraph about myself… Kindergartners truly operate on a stream of consciousness : Rachel I like cheeseburgers. My tooth is about to fall My cousin made my came out. I like school. Lightning almost hit house. My dog died. Her name was Pacer. She died because of old age. I had her since I was like two. I am six years old, now. I only have one sister and that's Tori. She never lets me in her room. I don't want her in my room. She already read my diary. I read hers first. out. other tooth loose and it my loloftheday: In kindergarten I had to write a paragraph about myself… Kindergartners truly operate on a stream of consciousness

loloftheday: In kindergarten I had to write a paragraph about myself… Kindergartners truly operate on a stream of consciousness

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In kindergarten I had to write a paragraph about myself…: Rachel I like cheeseburgers. My tooth is about to fall My cousin made my came out. I like school. Lightning almost hit house. My dog died. Her name was Pacer. She died because of old age. I had her since I was like two. I am six years old, now. I only have one sister and that's Tori. She never lets me in her room. I don't want her in my room. She already read my diary. I read hers first. out. other tooth loose and it my In kindergarten I had to write a paragraph about myself…

In kindergarten I had to write a paragraph about myself…

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In kindergarten I had to write a paragraph about myself…: Rachel I like cheeseburgers. My tooth is about to fall My cousin made my came out. I like school. Lightning almost hit house. My dog died. Her name was Pacer. She died because of old age. I had her since I was like two. I am six years old, now. I only have one sister and that's Tori. She never lets me in her room. I don't want her in my room. She already read my diary. I read hers first. out. other tooth loose and it my In kindergarten I had to write a paragraph about myself…

In kindergarten I had to write a paragraph about myself…

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In kindergarten I had to write a paragraph about myself…: Rachel I like cheeseburgers. My tooth is about to fall My cousin made my came out. I like school. Lightning almost hit house. My dog died. Her name was Pacer. She died because of old age. I had her since I was like two. I am six years old, now. I only have one sister and that's Tori. She never lets me in her room. I don't want her in my room. She already read my diary. I read hers first. out. other tooth loose and it my In kindergarten I had to write a paragraph about myself…

In kindergarten I had to write a paragraph about myself…

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I’m Going to Hell for Laughing: zak @nottzak Just found out my cousin who had a stuttering problem died in prison, nigga ain't even finish his sentence 5:17 PM 11/24/19 Twitter for iPhone 668 Retweets 1,652 Likes I’m Going to Hell for Laughing

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Oopsie: DuckDuckGo oops i accidentally oops i accidentally restarted the ussr meme oops i accidentally signed up for another race oops i accidentally build a shelf oops i accidentally came oops i accidentally dropped my bra oops i accidentally built a shelf oops i accidentally came in my cousin oops i acciaentally puilt a sneiT oops i accidentally came in my cousin We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo Oopsie

Oopsie

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knitmeapony: assassinationtipsforladies: This has Massive Bollocking from Mam and possibly Granny written all over it “In a very serious and real ceremony” : Ste @notstelfc Hahahaha my cousin posted this for his daughter's Christening but clearly got a bollocking from either his girlfriend or his Mam over it .o Meteor 3G 13:00 a Search The Exorcism Of Saoirse Anne Hosted by Eoin Conroy and 1 other Private 20 AUG Eoin Conroy invited you 2 Going Maybe Can't Go More 20 August at 12:00 Kilnamanagh Come join us in the church in Walkinstown (opposite SuperValu) as a man in a sheet throws a bitta water over Saoirse and expels the demons that inhabit her soul. Food and cake (and a few cans) back in the gaf in Kilnamanagh after. oo Meteor 4G 13:26 Q Search 20 Saoirse's Christening Hosted by Eoin Conroy and 1 other Private AUG Going Invite More 20 August at 12:00 9 Kilnamanagh Come join us in the Church of the Assumption, Walkinstown (opposite SuperValu) for Saoirse's special day, as she get christened in a very serious and real ceremony. There will be food and refreshments afterwards in Kilnamanagh. We hope you can all make it. knitmeapony: assassinationtipsforladies: This has Massive Bollocking from Mam and possibly Granny written all over it “In a very serious and real ceremony”

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whatifdestiel:my cousin sent this to me after she came out as lesbian: their ace friends exclusionist trying to ruin lesbian/ace solidarity lesbians whatifdestiel:my cousin sent this to me after she came out as lesbian

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awesomacious: Ballhala rising: My cousin is an artist, and he just recently lost his golden. He painted this portrait in honor. It's called Ballhalla. awesomacious: Ballhala rising

awesomacious: Ballhala rising

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Ballhala rising via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2K4poCC: My cousin is an artist, and he just recently lost his golden. He painted this portrait in honor. It's called Ballhalla. Ballhala rising via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2K4poCC

Ballhala rising via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2K4poCC

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My cousin Camila 😍 https://t.co/2TVR7iHMFS: My cousin Camila 😍 https://t.co/2TVR7iHMFS

My cousin Camila 😍 https://t.co/2TVR7iHMFS

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Poor little cousin: Friend: Where you at? Me: The hospital Friend: Why? What happened? Me: It's just my cousin. He can't speak or walk Friend: Really? What happened to him? Me: Nothing. He was just born 2 hours ago Friend: Listen here, you little shit Poor little cousin

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Poor little cousin by mijuzz7 MORE MEMES: Friend: Where you at? Me: The hospital Friend: Why? What happened? Me: It's just my cousin. He can't speak or walk Friend: Really? What happened to him? Me: Nothing. He was just born 2 hours ago Friend: Listen here, you little shit Poor little cousin by mijuzz7 MORE MEMES

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My Cousin: Throckmorton @Chibburs Sorry, my cousin who EXAMPLE 7.4 SPEED AT THE Your cousin Throckmorton skateboar frictionless ramp. If we treat Throcky ticle, he moves through a quarter-cir (Fig. 7.9, next page). Throcky and his of 250 kg (a) Find his speed at the b Throckmorton tredlocity Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.

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My Cousin: my cousin has celiac disease & takes her alert dog to school with her everyday. &he made it in the school yearbook!! Kaleigh Buckminster Memphis Bu

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This is the best!: $HMADI Follow @maddilison My cousin just posted this picture of his son Look how excited and proud he is of where he put all the carrots. I'm cracking up 00 This is the best!

This is the best!

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Me irl: Risky text Me age 12 10 minutes with no response Haha sorry my cousin had my phone Me irl

Me irl

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My cousin asked me to post a roommate wanted ad for him. Probably not what he had in mind, but facts are facts.: |WANNA BE ROOMMATES WITH THIS FCKN' GUY? NO. OF COURSE YOU DONT. BUT. ADULTHOOD IS HARD, MAN. RENT IS EXPENSIVE. YOU NEED A ROOMMATE, AND CRAISGLIST HAS THEM. THIS DUDE GETS IT. INFACT, HE FINDS ALL OF HIS ROOMMATES ON CRAIGSLIST. HE BOUGHT THAT KNIFE ON CRAIGSLIST, AND ALSO THAT JACKET. HE GOT THE MASK FROM HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND, BUT, GUESS WHAT HE FOUND HER ON CRAIGSLIST TOO. DO YOU REALLY WANNA RISK IT? NO YES RIP t MEET ADAM. HE NEEDS A ROOMMATE TOO. HE'S NORMAL. HE'S ALREADY GOT A SWEET 2 BED/1 BATH CONDO IN OAK LAWN. AND. MOST IMPORTATLY. HE ISNT THIS FCKN GUY MESSAGE ADAM. NOTASERIALKILLER2019@GMAIL.COM My cousin asked me to post a roommate wanted ad for him. Probably not what he had in mind, but facts are facts.

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Me & my cousin runnin... #FreestyleLoveSupreme https://t.co/tWQ6t71LtJ: SINCE 1917 RAMA BOS Me & my cousin runnin... #FreestyleLoveSupreme https://t.co/tWQ6t71LtJ

Me & my cousin runnin... #FreestyleLoveSupreme https://t.co/tWQ6t71LtJ

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My cousin got home from work early, only to catch his dog sneaking in through the window: My cousin got home from work early, only to catch his dog sneaking in through the window

My cousin got home from work early, only to catch his dog sneaking in through the window

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My cousin got home from work early, only to catch his dog sneaking in through the window: My cousin got home from work early, only to catch his dog sneaking in through the window

My cousin got home from work early, only to catch his dog sneaking in through the window

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Mister President… we got em.: 11:25 Reddit I'm in the military Thanks Haha not specific enough? Sry my cousin and I say that to military Oh you meant like thank you for your service not a sarcastic thanks "Thank you for your service" is just a little too formal but I will say it next time If you're into that I'd rather you say "thanks daddy" but we can work out the kinks later Sent One hindered percent would rather say that as well glad we're on the same page Was that a pun You just punned at me Type a message Send GIF (« Mister President… we got em.

Mister President… we got em.

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Guess I really am in the south lol: bella 19 College of Charleston Lives in Charleston 7 miles away last pic is my cousin lol Guess I really am in the south lol

Guess I really am in the south lol

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They never tell the whole truth: t Globethotter Retweeted 8/23. Kobe and Me. m @CeeNCrumpets My cousin is on Facebook telling people how she quit her job in March and made six figures already. she failed to mention that her grandmother died and left her six figures from the life insurance She has folks thinking she did it by selling t-shirts WITH NO DOMAIN 13:26 01 Sep 19 Twitter for Android 2,660 Retweets 13.1K Likes They never tell the whole truth

They never tell the whole truth

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😩💀: My son doing his homework last night... Him: how much is 1/8th? Me: $30 My cousin in the back yelling: "$25 if you get it from me" 😩💀

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awesomacious: Second in command: angryravenclaw: A couple years ago I was on vacation with my entire family and my cousin was like 11 and called himself the chosen one and started dubbing everyonelike 'chosen one #37578' ect. And one time we got a pizza and when the pizza guy got there my cousin got this thoughtful look and said 'You. You are chosen one #2. My second in command. And the pizza guy looked so touched ifunny.co awesomacious: Second in command

awesomacious: Second in command

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Stop drowning: When I clearly explain the steps of swimming to my cousin but he keeps drowning YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER NKLAND Stop drowning

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They’re ballers, but ballers on a budget: UHAUL HAUL My cousin said it costs 3k to move his mobile home... these MF SPENT $19.95 They’re ballers, but ballers on a budget

They’re ballers, but ballers on a budget

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Its really not that serious. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2OAS5Md: Hey, don't wait for me. I'm at the hospital 6:36 pm Is everything ok? 6:36 pm I'm ok. It's just my cousin. He can't speak or walk 6:36 pm OMG! WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED? 6:36 pm Nothing serious. He was just born 2 hours ago. 6:37 pm Type a message THEY HAD US IN THE FIRST HALF IMNOT GONNA LIE Its really not that serious. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2OAS5Md

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Its really not that serious.: Hey, don't wait for me. I'm at the hospital 6:36 pm Is everything ok? 6:36 pm I'm ok. It's just my cousin. He can't speak or walk 6:36 pm OMG! WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED? 6:36 pm Nothing serious. He was just born 2 hours ago. 6:37 pm Type a message THEY HAD US IN THE FIRST HALF IMNOT GONNA LIE Its really not that serious.

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Its really not that serious. by Dankmonseiur69 MORE MEMES: Hey, don't wait for me. I'm at the hospital 6:36 pm Is everything ok? 6:36 pm I'm ok. It's just my cousin. He can't speak or walk 6:36 pm OMG! WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED? 6:36 pm Nothing serious. He was just born 2 hours ago. 6:37 pm Type a message THEY HAD US IN THE FIRST HALF IMNOT GONNA LIE Its really not that serious. by Dankmonseiur69 MORE MEMES

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My Cousin: Somethings wrong with my cousin Today 12:49 guess what What no you have to guess I don't know ?? grandma in the hospital Today 16:48 Why would you make me guess that? What happened?? Delivered

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meirl: @nottzak Somethings wrong with my cousin Today 12:49 guess what What no you have to guess I don't know ?? grandma in the hospital Today 16:48 Why would you make me guess that? meirl

meirl

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meirl by dlontudd MORE MEMES: @nottzak Somethings wrong with my cousin Today 12:49 guess what What no you have to guess I don't know ?? grandma in the hospital Today 16:48 Why would you make me guess that? meirl by dlontudd MORE MEMES

meirl by dlontudd MORE MEMES

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