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Crime, Fucking, and School: O tastefullyoffensive Mason Cross @MasonCrossBooks My daughter actually submitted this feedback at school. Not sure if I should ground her or buy her ice cream... Things my teacher(s) can do better. "Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime." engineer-pearlo Wait it's a fucking WAR CRIME?!?! I mean that might not be 100% accurate but now I gotta know tlitookilakin holy crap, collective punishment is a war crime. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth _Geneva Convention#Collective punishments and according to the exact legal phrasing- No protected person may be punished for an offense he or she has not personally committed Collective penalties and likewise all measures of intimidation or of terrorism are prohibited. This technically counts, as students are civilians, and thus considered a "protected person". So yes, collective classroom punishment breaks the fourth Geneva Convention, and she should be rewarded for standing up for human rights and doing her research. squided Power-move: accuse your teacher of a war crime using knowledge they supplied you with Source: tastefullyoffensive 339,734 notes Teachers can be war criminals...

Crime, Fucking, and School: O tastefullyoffensive
Mason Cross
@MasonCrossBooks
My daughter actually submitted this
feedback at school. Not sure if I should
ground her or buy her ice cream...
Things my teacher(s) can do better.
"Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on
the many people who did nothing and under the
1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime."
engineer-pearlo
Wait it's a fucking WAR CRIME?!?! I mean that might
not be 100% accurate but now I gotta know
tlitookilakin
holy crap, collective punishment is a war crime.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth _Geneva
Convention#Collective punishments
and according to the exact legal phrasing-
No protected person may be punished for an
offense he or she has not personally committed
Collective penalties and likewise all measures of
intimidation or of terrorism are prohibited.
This technically counts, as students are civilians,
and thus considered a "protected person". So yes,
collective classroom punishment breaks the fourth
Geneva Convention, and she should be rewarded
for standing up for human rights and doing her
research.
squided
Power-move: accuse your teacher of a war crime
using knowledge they supplied you with
Source: tastefullyoffensive
339,734 notes
Teachers can be war criminals...

Crime, Fucking, and School: O tastefullyoffensive
Mason Cross
@MasonCrossBooks
My daughter actually submitted this
feedback at school. Not sure if I should
ground her or buy her ice cream...
Things my teacher(s) can do better.
"Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on
the many people who did nothing and under the
1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime."
engineer-pearlo
Wait it's a fucking WAR CRIME?!?! I mean that might
not be 100% accurate but now I gotta know
tlitookilakin
holy crap, collective punishment is a war crime.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth _Geneva
Convention#Collective punishments
and according to the exact legal phrasing-
No protected person may be punished for an
offense he or she has not personally committed
Collective penalties and likewise all measures of
intimidation or of terrorism are prohibited.
This technically counts, as students are civilians,
and thus considered a "protected person". So yes,
collective classroom punishment breaks the fourth
Geneva Convention, and she should be rewarded
for standing up for human rights and doing her
research.
squided
Power-move: accuse your teacher of a war crime
using knowledge they supplied you with
Source: tastefullyoffensive
339,734 notes
Teachers can be war criminals...

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Bank, Nbc, and Kate Hudson: otoby Nathan Congleton/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty In Kate Hudson: l'm Raising My Daughter Genderless' "We still don't knowwhatshes going to identify as." That sit!I'm gettin me mallet

Bank, Nbc, and Kate Hudson: otoby Nathan Congleton/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty In
Kate Hudson: l'm Raising My
Daughter Genderless'
"We still don't knowwhatshes going to
identify as."
That sit!I'm gettin me mallet

Bank, Nbc, and Kate Hudson: otoby Nathan Congleton/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty In
Kate Hudson: l'm Raising My
Daughter Genderless'
"We still don't knowwhatshes going to
identify as."
That sit!I'm gettin me mallet

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America, Ass, and Bitch: oyal HighnesS Follow @FlawdazFinest86 Really @DunkinDonuts? 2:45 PM - 18 Nov 2017 from Dunkin' Donuts 543 Retweets 2,626 Likes Raphael Follow @iam_raph Do you think this woman would prefer to carry around her child at work if she had another choice? You have no clue what the back story is behind this pic but here you are, snitching on what could probably be a single mother dedicated to making sure her son can eat. Wild Royal Highness@FlawdazFinest86 Really @DunkinDonuts? 11:25 AM 20 Nov 2017 149,586 Retweets 366,288 Likes captain-snark: lonely-vault-boy: lord-kitschener: leggo-my-steggo: agirlwithachakram: labellabrianna: gahdamnpunk: women just can’t win.. I’ve had to bring my daughter into work with me a couple times. 🤷🏽‍♀️ How about: Really, Dunkin’ Donuts? You don’t pay enough for this woman to get childcare or paid maternity leave? How about: Really, America? You don’t have childcare and maternity leave covered as a standard right? but also fuck Dunkin’ Donuts too I hope that bitch-ass snitch never has another good day again for a long time Okay, yeah, sure, maternity leave and shit is understandable, but what I believe what the picture (correct me if I’m wrong) is implying is that it’s unsanitary as fuck to have a child behind the counter where the food is. (At least, at all the Dunkin’ Donuts I’ve been to, they openly display the donuts.) Listen, I’ve gone to dunkin donuts where the men’s bathroom looked like the toilet threw up and watched several employees and a manager USE the bathroom and just leave without giving a fuck.Been to a dunkin donuts where a friend asked an employee to make sure her drink was half ice and the woman put something in her drink.Is it sanitary? No, obviously not. Do you think employees at Dunkin Donuts and other places get paid enough to give a shit about health and safety when they don’t make enough to take care about their own health and safety?No, probably not.I’d rather get this kid’s cold on my donut than go to fucking Chipotle and get e coli because i ate some lettuce.I’d also rather the kid give people his sickness than him getting accidentally scalded by hot water. Lets also talk about the times where people of color have had to leave their kids in mall food courts and the like in order to either go to work/job interview whatever and have been arrested for child abandonment.Capitalism is a fucking joke.

America, Ass, and Bitch: oyal HighnesS
Follow
@FlawdazFinest86
Really @DunkinDonuts?
2:45 PM - 18 Nov 2017 from Dunkin' Donuts
543 Retweets 2,626 Likes

Raphael
Follow
@iam_raph
Do you think this woman would prefer to
carry around her child at work if she had
another choice? You have no clue what the
back story is behind this pic but here you are,
snitching on what could probably be a single
mother dedicated to making sure her son can
eat. Wild
Royal Highness@FlawdazFinest86
Really @DunkinDonuts?
11:25 AM 20 Nov 2017
149,586 Retweets 366,288 Likes
captain-snark:

lonely-vault-boy:
lord-kitschener:

leggo-my-steggo:

agirlwithachakram:

labellabrianna:

gahdamnpunk:
women just can’t win..

I’ve had to bring my daughter into work with me a couple times. 🤷🏽‍♀️

How about: Really, Dunkin’ Donuts? You don’t pay enough for this woman to get childcare or paid maternity leave?

How about: Really, America? You don’t have childcare and maternity leave covered as a standard right?
but also fuck Dunkin’ Donuts too

I hope that bitch-ass snitch never has another good day again for a long time

Okay, yeah, sure, maternity leave and shit is understandable, but what I believe what the picture (correct me if I’m wrong) is implying is that it’s unsanitary as fuck to have a child behind the counter where the food is. (At least, at all the Dunkin’ Donuts I’ve been to, they openly display the donuts.)

Listen, I’ve gone to dunkin donuts where the men’s bathroom looked like the toilet threw up and watched several employees and a manager USE the bathroom and just leave without giving a fuck.Been to a dunkin donuts where a friend asked an employee to make sure her drink was half ice and the woman put something in her drink.Is it sanitary? No, obviously not. Do you think employees at Dunkin Donuts and other places get paid enough to give a shit about health and safety when they don’t make enough to take care about their own health and safety?No, probably not.I’d rather get this kid’s cold on my donut than go to fucking Chipotle and get e coli because i ate some lettuce.I’d also rather the kid give people his sickness than him getting accidentally scalded by hot water. Lets also talk about the times where people of color have had to leave their kids in mall food courts and the like in order to either go to work/job interview whatever and have been arrested for child abandonment.Capitalism is a fucking joke.

America, Ass, and Bitch: oyal HighnesS
Follow
@FlawdazFinest86
Really @DunkinDonuts?
2:45 PM - 18 Nov 2017 from Dunkin' Donuts
543 Retweets 2,626 Likes

Raphael
Follow
@iam_raph
Do you think this woman would prefer to
carry around her child at work if she had
another choice? You have no clue what the
back story is behind this pic but here you are,
snitching on what could probably be a single
mother dedicated to making sure her son can
eat. Wild
Royal Highness@FlawdazFinest86
Really @DunkinDonuts?
11:25 AM 20 Nov 2017
149,586 Retweets 366,288 Likes
captain-snark:

lonely-vault-boy:
lord-kitschener:

leggo-my-steggo:

agirlwithachakram:

labellabrianna:

gahdamnpunk:
women just can’t win..

I’ve had to bring my daughter into work with me a couple times. 🤷🏽‍♀️

How about: Really, Dunkin’ Donuts? You don’t pay enough for this woman to get childcare or paid maternity leave?

How about: Really, America? You don’t have childcare and maternity leave covered as a standard right?
but also fuck Dunkin’ Donuts too

I hope that bitch-ass snitch never has another good day again for a long time

Okay, yeah, sure, maternity leave and shit is understandable, but what I believe what the picture (correct me if I’m wrong) is implying is that it’s unsanitary as fuck to have a child behind the counter where the food is. (At least, at all the Dunkin’ Donuts I’ve been to, they openly display the donuts.)

Listen, I’ve gone to dunkin donuts where the men’s bathroom looked like the toilet threw up and watched several employees and a manager USE the bathroom and just leave without giving a fuck.Been to a dunkin donuts where a friend asked an employee to make sure her drink was half ice and the woman put something in her drink.Is it sanitary? No, obviously not. Do you think employees at Dunkin Donuts and other places get paid enough to give a shit about health and safety when they don’t make enough to take care about their own health and safety?No, probably not.I’d rather get this kid’s cold on my donut than go to fucking Chipotle and get e coli because i ate some lettuce.I’d also rather the kid give people his sickness than him getting accidentally scalded by hot water. Lets also talk about the times where people of color have had to leave their kids in mall food courts and the like in order to either go to work/job interview whatever and have been arrested for child abandonment.Capitalism is a fucking joke.

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Club, Fall, and Tumblr: There I was, in bed, with my daughter, nose-to-nose. To help her fall asleep, I pretended I was sleeping too. With her mini hand, she touches my cheeks, my lips, my hair. I was feeling the most loved human been on earth, when she whispers... Daddy... I opened a little bit of my mouth and also whispered: - What, baby? And she says, like an angel: You are too ugly! laughoutloud-club: Sweet kids

Club, Fall, and Tumblr: There I was, in bed, with my daughter,
nose-to-nose. To help her fall asleep, I
pretended I was sleeping too. With her
mini hand, she touches my cheeks, my
lips, my hair. I was feeling the most loved
human been on earth, when she
whispers...
Daddy...
I opened a little bit of my mouth and also
whispered:
- What, baby?
And she says, like an angel:
You are too ugly!
laughoutloud-club:

Sweet kids

Club, Fall, and Tumblr: There I was, in bed, with my daughter,
nose-to-nose. To help her fall asleep, I
pretended I was sleeping too. With her
mini hand, she touches my cheeks, my
lips, my hair. I was feeling the most loved
human been on earth, when she
whispers...
Daddy...
I opened a little bit of my mouth and also
whispered:
- What, baby?
And she says, like an angel:
You are too ugly!
laughoutloud-club:

Sweet kids

laughoutloud-club: Sweet kids

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Dank, Friends, and Iphone: joe heenarn @joeheenan My daughter: Can I go to my friend's house? Me: Take your phone & text me every 20 minutes to tell me you're ok Me when I was 10: I'm off to the abandoned quarry with my pals Mum: Dinner's at 5 2:09 AM 14 May 19 Twitter for iPhone 13.1K Retweets 107K Likes

Dank, Friends, and Iphone: joe heenarn
@joeheenan
My daughter: Can I go to my
friend's house?
Me: Take your phone & text
me every 20 minutes to tell
me you're ok
Me when I was 10: I'm off to the
abandoned quarry with my pals
Mum: Dinner's at 5
2:09 AM 14 May 19 Twitter for iPhone
13.1K Retweets 107K Likes

Dank, Friends, and Iphone: joe heenarn
@joeheenan
My daughter: Can I go to my
friend's house?
Me: Take your phone & text
me every 20 minutes to tell
me you're ok
Me when I was 10: I'm off to the
abandoned quarry with my pals
Mum: Dinner's at 5
2:09 AM 14 May 19 Twitter for iPhone
13.1K Retweets 107K Likes

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Community, Shit, and Alzheimer's: I'm a Republican. I fought against the LGBTQ community until my daughter came out. I'm a Republican. I fought against stem cell research until Ronnie got Alzheimer's. I'm a Republican. don't give a shit about you until it happens to me. A typical Republican.

Community, Shit, and Alzheimer's: I'm a Republican.
I fought against
the LGBTQ community
until my daughter
came out.
I'm a Republican.
I fought against
stem cell research until
Ronnie got Alzheimer's.
I'm a Republican.
don't give a shit about
you until it happens to
me.
A typical Republican.

Community, Shit, and Alzheimer's: I'm a Republican.
I fought against
the LGBTQ community
until my daughter
came out.
I'm a Republican.
I fought against
stem cell research until
Ronnie got Alzheimer's.
I'm a Republican.
don't give a shit about
you until it happens to
me.
A typical Republican.

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Friends, Iphone, and Phone: joe heenan @joeheenan My daughter: Can I go to my friend's house? Me: Take your phone & text me every 20 minutes to tell me vou're ok Me when I was 10: I'm off to the abandoned quarry with my pals Mum: Dinner's at 5 2:09 AM 14 May 19 Twitter for iPhone 13.1K Retweets 107K Likes The good old days

Friends, Iphone, and Phone: joe heenan
@joeheenan
My daughter: Can I go to my
friend's house?
Me: Take your phone & text
me every 20 minutes to tell
me vou're ok
Me when I was 10: I'm off to the
abandoned quarry with my pals
Mum: Dinner's at 5
2:09 AM 14 May 19 Twitter for iPhone
13.1K Retweets 107K Likes
The good old days

Friends, Iphone, and Phone: joe heenan
@joeheenan
My daughter: Can I go to my
friend's house?
Me: Take your phone & text
me every 20 minutes to tell
me vou're ok
Me when I was 10: I'm off to the
abandoned quarry with my pals
Mum: Dinner's at 5
2:09 AM 14 May 19 Twitter for iPhone
13.1K Retweets 107K Likes
The good old days

The good old days

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Facts, Iphone, and Memes: Robert McNees @mcnees The 6yo figured out she can sneakily stick a note on someone's back. But she doesn't know they should say things like "kick me," so they just have space facts on them 14:14 16 Dec.18 Twitter for iPhone cherishedproperty: booabug: positive-memes: Far better version of the classic prank she knows better than all of us My daughter put one on my back once that said “love you” and then she outed herself by cackling like a demon child.

Facts, Iphone, and Memes: Robert McNees
@mcnees
The 6yo figured out she can sneakily
stick a note on someone's back. But
she doesn't know they should say
things like "kick me," so they just have
space facts on them
14:14 16 Dec.18 Twitter for iPhone
cherishedproperty:

booabug:

positive-memes:
Far better version of the classic prank
she knows better than all of us

My daughter put one on my back once that said “love you” and then she outed herself by cackling like a demon child.

Facts, Iphone, and Memes: Robert McNees
@mcnees
The 6yo figured out she can sneakily
stick a note on someone's back. But
she doesn't know they should say
things like "kick me," so they just have
space facts on them
14:14 16 Dec.18 Twitter for iPhone
cherishedproperty:

booabug:

positive-memes:
Far better version of the classic prank
she knows better than all of us

My daughter put one on my back once that said “love you” and then she outed herself by cackling like a demon child.

cherishedproperty: booabug: positive-memes: Far better version of the classic prank she knows better than all of us My daughter put one o...

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Cute, Phone, and Saw: thehulk simon-lewis Follow "My daughter is 8 now, but when she was 2, I taught her to say behold instead of look. We'd be at the store or something and she'd go to point out whatever damn thing she saw, "Daddy, behold!"" im having a great time in this thread abt kids doing kid stuff (via galpalactic) Source: galpalactic #THIS IS SO CUTE 43,406 notes Cleaning up my phone dump (not original)

Cute, Phone, and Saw: thehulk
simon-lewis Follow
"My daughter is 8 now, but when she was 2, I
taught her to say behold instead of look. We'd be
at the store or something and she'd go to point out
whatever damn thing she saw, "Daddy, behold!""
im having a great time in this thread abt kids
doing kid stuff (via galpalactic)
Source: galpalactic #THIS IS SO CUTE
43,406 notes
Cleaning up my phone dump (not original)

Cute, Phone, and Saw: thehulk
simon-lewis Follow
"My daughter is 8 now, but when she was 2, I
taught her to say behold instead of look. We'd be
at the store or something and she'd go to point out
whatever damn thing she saw, "Daddy, behold!""
im having a great time in this thread abt kids
doing kid stuff (via galpalactic)
Source: galpalactic #THIS IS SO CUTE
43,406 notes
Cleaning up my phone dump (not original)

Cleaning up my phone dump (not original)

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Android, Animals, and Food: My kids just discovered Minecraft and instead of killing the animals for food my daughter is building them all "farms" with beds and food and trying to figure out how to pet them Traducir Tweet 11:18 a. m. 05 feb. 19 Twitter for Android Everyone liked that awesomacious: Minecraft is love 3

Android, Animals, and Food: My kids just discovered Minecraft
and instead of killing the animals for
food my daughter is building them all
"farms" with beds and food and trying
to figure out how to pet them
Traducir Tweet
11:18 a. m. 05 feb. 19 Twitter for Android
Everyone liked that
awesomacious:

Minecraft is love 3

Android, Animals, and Food: My kids just discovered Minecraft
and instead of killing the animals for
food my daughter is building them all
"farms" with beds and food and trying
to figure out how to pet them
Traducir Tweet
11:18 a. m. 05 feb. 19 Twitter for Android
Everyone liked that
awesomacious:

Minecraft is love 3

awesomacious: Minecraft is love 3

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Android, Animals, and Food: My kids just discovered Minecraft and instead of killing the animals for food my daughter is building them all "farms" with beds and food and trying to figure out how to pet them Traducir Tweet 11:18 a. m. 05 feb. 19 Twitter for Android Everyone liked that Minecraft is love

Android, Animals, and Food: My kids just discovered Minecraft
and instead of killing the animals for
food my daughter is building them all
"farms" with beds and food and trying
to figure out how to pet them
Traducir Tweet
11:18 a. m. 05 feb. 19 Twitter for Android
Everyone liked that
Minecraft is love

Android, Animals, and Food: My kids just discovered Minecraft
and instead of killing the animals for
food my daughter is building them all
"farms" with beds and food and trying
to figure out how to pet them
Traducir Tweet
11:18 a. m. 05 feb. 19 Twitter for Android
Everyone liked that
Minecraft is love

Minecraft is love

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Best Friend, God, and Life: My daughter She is my best friend. I'm not sure what I did to deserve her, but I thank God every day for her. She's wonderful, kind, strong, and I couldn't imagine life without her. To my daughter, I love you.

Best Friend, God, and Life: My daughter
She is my best friend.
I'm not sure what I did
to deserve her, but I
thank God every day
for her. She's wonderful,
kind, strong, and
I couldn't imagine
life without her.
To my daughter,
I love you.

Best Friend, God, and Life: My daughter
She is my best friend.
I'm not sure what I did
to deserve her, but I
thank God every day
for her. She's wonderful,
kind, strong, and
I couldn't imagine
life without her.
To my daughter,
I love you.

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Be Like, Dad, and Dating: f LaughingColours DADDY'S PRINCESS' DAD BE LIKE LAUGHING RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER 1. GET A JOB. 2. UNDERSTANDI DON'T LIKE YOU. 3. I'M EVERYWHERE. 4. YOU HURT HER, I HURT YOU. 5. BE HOME 30 MINUTES EARLY. 6.GET A LAWYER 1.IF YOU LIE TO ME, I WILL FIND OUT A 8.SHE'S MY PRINCESS, NOT YOUR CONQUEST. 9IDONT MIND GOING BACK TO JAIL o.WITEVER YOU DO TO HER,.I WILL DO TO YOU

Be Like, Dad, and Dating: f LaughingColours
DADDY'S PRINCESS' DAD BE LIKE
LAUGHING
RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER
1. GET A JOB.
2. UNDERSTANDI DON'T LIKE YOU.
3. I'M EVERYWHERE.
4. YOU HURT HER, I HURT YOU.
5. BE HOME 30 MINUTES EARLY.
6.GET A LAWYER
1.IF YOU LIE TO ME, I WILL FIND OUT
A 8.SHE'S MY PRINCESS, NOT YOUR CONQUEST.
9IDONT MIND GOING BACK TO JAIL
o.WITEVER YOU DO TO HER,.I WILL DO TO YOU

Be Like, Dad, and Dating: f LaughingColours
DADDY'S PRINCESS' DAD BE LIKE
LAUGHING
RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER
1. GET A JOB.
2. UNDERSTANDI DON'T LIKE YOU.
3. I'M EVERYWHERE.
4. YOU HURT HER, I HURT YOU.
5. BE HOME 30 MINUTES EARLY.
6.GET A LAWYER
1.IF YOU LIE TO ME, I WILL FIND OUT
A 8.SHE'S MY PRINCESS, NOT YOUR CONQUEST.
9IDONT MIND GOING BACK TO JAIL
o.WITEVER YOU DO TO HER,.I WILL DO TO YOU

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Energy, Love, and Work: BEST EYİ MAY 1 2015 8131B 010CE 08 50 sPeople ask why I named Justin's Nut Butter after myself. It's because m proud of every flavor we craft. Because I've dedicated years o perfecting my one-of-a-kind grinding process. And because, after all tha hard work it takes to make these naturally delicious recipes, I ha y little energy to come up wi ever names. Just ask my so . or my daughter, Justin. I sure love that nut butter!

Energy, Love, and Work: BEST EYİ MAY 1 2015
8131B 010CE 08 50
sPeople ask why I named Justin's
Nut Butter after myself. It's because
m proud of every flavor we craft.
Because I've dedicated years o
perfecting my one-of-a-kind grinding
process. And because, after all tha
hard work it takes to make these
naturally delicious recipes, I ha
y little energy to come up wi
ever names. Just ask my so
. or my daughter, Justin.
I sure love that nut butter!

Energy, Love, and Work: BEST EYİ MAY 1 2015
8131B 010CE 08 50
sPeople ask why I named Justin's
Nut Butter after myself. It's because
m proud of every flavor we craft.
Because I've dedicated years o
perfecting my one-of-a-kind grinding
process. And because, after all tha
hard work it takes to make these
naturally delicious recipes, I ha
y little energy to come up wi
ever names. Just ask my so
. or my daughter, Justin.
I sure love that nut butter!

I sure love that nut butter!

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Confidence, Chase, and Ability: If I could give my daughter 3 things, it would be the confidence to always know her self worth, the strength to chase her dreams and the ability to know how truly, deeply loved she is.

Confidence, Chase, and Ability: If I could give my daughter
3 things,
it would be the confidence
to always know her self
worth, the strength to chase
her dreams and the ability
to know how truly, deeply
loved she is.

Confidence, Chase, and Ability: If I could give my daughter
3 things,
it would be the confidence
to always know her self
worth, the strength to chase
her dreams and the ability
to know how truly, deeply
loved she is.

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Respect, Women, and Daughter: You should have more motivation to treat women with respect besides "I wouldn't want my daughter to be treated poorly

Respect, Women, and Daughter: You should have more motivation to treat
women with respect besides "I wouldn't want
my daughter to be treated poorly

Respect, Women, and Daughter: You should have more motivation to treat
women with respect besides "I wouldn't want
my daughter to be treated poorly

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Love, Tumblr, and Blog: bibinella: i love my daughter

Love, Tumblr, and Blog: bibinella:

i love my daughter

Love, Tumblr, and Blog: bibinella:

i love my daughter

bibinella: i love my daughter

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Ali, Girl, and Her: sabreen ali. @queenxbean ever since my daughter found out our plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight, she insists on taking her out for walks while holding her up to the sun. Little girl walks her plant that wasnt getting enough sun.

Ali, Girl, and Her: sabreen ali.
@queenxbean
ever since my daughter found out our
plant, serena, wasn't getting enough
sunlight, she insists on taking her out for
walks while holding her up to the sun.
Little girl walks her plant that wasnt getting enough sun.

Ali, Girl, and Her: sabreen ali.
@queenxbean
ever since my daughter found out our
plant, serena, wasn't getting enough
sunlight, she insists on taking her out for
walks while holding her up to the sun.
Little girl walks her plant that wasnt getting enough sun.

Little girl walks her plant that wasnt getting enough sun.

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Iphone, Twitter, and Iphone 5: Tweet tl mikaylaRetweeted Pre K @stayfrea Peppa pig got my daughter thinking she British or something she tb" ma i want a cookae" 11:52 PM 4/26/19 Twitter for iPhone 5,816 Retweets 29.4K Likes

Iphone, Twitter, and Iphone 5: Tweet
tl mikaylaRetweeted
Pre K
@stayfrea
Peppa pig got my daughter thinking
she British or something she tb" ma i
want a cookae"
11:52 PM 4/26/19
Twitter for iPhone
5,816 Retweets 29.4K Likes

Iphone, Twitter, and Iphone 5: Tweet
tl mikaylaRetweeted
Pre K
@stayfrea
Peppa pig got my daughter thinking
she British or something she tb" ma i
want a cookae"
11:52 PM 4/26/19
Twitter for iPhone
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Butt, Funny, and Memes: My daughter and my puppy fight over who's going to warm their butt on the vent in the morning. The baby won today. The puppy is pouting about it. 37 Funny Quotes And Sayings About Funny Memes 29

Butt, Funny, and Memes: My daughter and my puppy fight over
who's going to warm their butt on the vent
in the morning. The baby won today. The
puppy is pouting about it.
37 Funny Quotes And Sayings About Funny Memes 29

Butt, Funny, and Memes: My daughter and my puppy fight over
who's going to warm their butt on the vent
in the morning. The baby won today. The
puppy is pouting about it.
37 Funny Quotes And Sayings About Funny Memes 29

37 Funny Quotes And Sayings About Funny Memes 29

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Children, Friends, and School: Jesse George Saturday at 7:09 PM . Heads up North Carolina: About a year ago my daughter came home wearing a button that said "T'lI go with you." I asked her what it meant, and she explained that there were transgender children at her high-school, and many of them were uncomfortable using the assigned restrooms. The button is an indication that she (and some of her fellow brave, badass friends) is willing to accompany you to the bathroom if you're in that situation Sometimes l forget that our children can teach us lessons. My Theo reminded me that you don't have to be big and scary looking to be a badass brand of brave Next week I'm going to North Carolina, the land of bathroom law hijinks, for work. And I'm stealing her button. I can't be everywhere, but if I'm around you're safe I’ll go with you via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2vuQXgy

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Preach, Tumblr, and Blog: Flat Earth Tuesday at 7:41 PM. I taught my daughter the truth about Flat Earth and the other day we were in the toy shop and she spots a globe. First thing she said was "What is this nonsense? Why does the toy shop preach lies!" candygarnet: internetdumpsterfires: Woman tells baby flat earth is real toy shop resigned!

Preach, Tumblr, and Blog: Flat
Earth
Tuesday at 7:41 PM.
I taught my daughter the truth about Flat
Earth and the other day we were in the toy
shop and she spots a globe. First thing she
said was "What is this nonsense? Why does
the toy shop preach lies!"
candygarnet:
internetdumpsterfires:
Woman tells baby flat earth is real
toy shop resigned!

Preach, Tumblr, and Blog: Flat
Earth
Tuesday at 7:41 PM.
I taught my daughter the truth about Flat
Earth and the other day we were in the toy
shop and she spots a globe. First thing she
said was "What is this nonsense? Why does
the toy shop preach lies!"
candygarnet:
internetdumpsterfires:
Woman tells baby flat earth is real
toy shop resigned!

candygarnet: internetdumpsterfires: Woman tells baby flat earth is real toy shop resigned!

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Best Friend, God, and Best: asked god for a best friend, He sent my my daughter

Best Friend, God, and Best: asked god
for a best friend,
He sent my
my daughter

Best Friend, God, and Best: asked god
for a best friend,
He sent my
my daughter

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Best Friend, God, and Life: My daughter. She is my best friend. I'm not sure what I did to deserve her, but I thank God every day for her. She's wonderful, kind, strong, and I couldn't imagine life without her. To my daughter, I love you.

Best Friend, God, and Life: My daughter.
She is my best friend.
I'm not sure what I did
to deserve her, but I
thank God every day
for her. She's wonderful,
kind, strong, and
I couldn't imagine
life without her.
To my daughter,
I love you.

Best Friend, God, and Life: My daughter.
She is my best friend.
I'm not sure what I did
to deserve her, but I
thank God every day
for her. She's wonderful,
kind, strong, and
I couldn't imagine
life without her.
To my daughter,
I love you.

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Bruh, Dank, and Disney: My Daughter said if she got Straight A's on her report card could I take her to see the Disney Movie "Dumbo. She got Straight A'ssol took her to Disney World ill nono @_sugatits Smh baby girl learning early in life that men don't listen I see no problem here bruh.

Bruh, Dank, and Disney: My Daughter said if she got Straight A's
on her report card could I take her to see
the Disney Movie "Dumbo. She got
Straight A'ssol took her to Disney
World
ill nono
@_sugatits
Smh baby girl learning early in life that
men don't listen
I see no problem here bruh.

Bruh, Dank, and Disney: My Daughter said if she got Straight A's
on her report card could I take her to see
the Disney Movie "Dumbo. She got
Straight A'ssol took her to Disney
World
ill nono
@_sugatits
Smh baby girl learning early in life that
men don't listen
I see no problem here bruh.

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Dank, Bible, and Quite: LAD BIBLE 'My daughter hasn't quite mastered the slip 'n' slide yet' 😂😂

Dank, Bible, and Quite: LAD
BIBLE
'My daughter hasn't quite mastered the slip 'n' slide yet' 😂😂

Dank, Bible, and Quite: LAD
BIBLE
'My daughter hasn't quite mastered the slip 'n' slide yet' 😂😂

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Best Friend, God, and Life: My daughter. She is my best friend. I'm not sure what I did to deserve her, but I thank God every day for her. She's wonderful, kind, strong, and I couldn't imagine life without her. To my daughter, I love you.

Best Friend, God, and Life: My daughter.
She is my best friend.
I'm not sure what I did
to deserve her, but I
thank God every day
for her. She's wonderful,
kind, strong, and
I couldn't imagine
life without her.
To my daughter,
I love you.

Best Friend, God, and Life: My daughter.
She is my best friend.
I'm not sure what I did
to deserve her, but I
thank God every day
for her. She's wonderful,
kind, strong, and
I couldn't imagine
life without her.
To my daughter,
I love you.

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Drugs, Family, and Smoking: Berrioooos C Retweeted O araslanian 6h your daughter Willingly bought drugs and willingly took them and you're mad at us because she's dead? LMFAOOOOOOO you must be smoking the same crack she Was JennyK @cOlettea 3d My daughter was a dreamer until she died on February 2, 2015 a victim of the killer drug fentanyl being trafficked into the United States by Mexican cartels. Thanks to them her dreams will never come true and my family is destroyed forever. #Webuildthewall Show this thread 9,710 28.5K

Drugs, Family, and Smoking: Berrioooos C Retweeted
O araslanian 6h
your daughter Willingly bought drugs and
willingly took them and you're mad at us
because she's dead? LMFAOOOOOOO
you must be smoking the same crack she
Was
JennyK @cOlettea 3d
My daughter was a dreamer until she
died on February 2, 2015 a victim of
the killer drug fentanyl being
trafficked into the United States by
Mexican cartels. Thanks to them her
dreams will never come true and my
family is destroyed forever.
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Drugs, Family, and Smoking: Berrioooos C Retweeted
O araslanian 6h
your daughter Willingly bought drugs and
willingly took them and you're mad at us
because she's dead? LMFAOOOOOOO
you must be smoking the same crack she
Was
JennyK @cOlettea 3d
My daughter was a dreamer until she
died on February 2, 2015 a victim of
the killer drug fentanyl being
trafficked into the United States by
Mexican cartels. Thanks to them her
dreams will never come true and my
family is destroyed forever.
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Daughter, May, and Son: Well be that as it may, your little accident still cked my davahfer. Your son just kicked my daughter. It was arn accident kicked my daughter @BALDSTACHE oops

Daughter, May, and Son: Well be that as it may,
your little accident still
cked my davahfer.
Your son
just kicked
my daughter.
It was arn
accident
kicked my daughter
@BALDSTACHE
oops

Daughter, May, and Son: Well be that as it may,
your little accident still
cked my davahfer.
Your son
just kicked
my daughter.
It was arn
accident
kicked my daughter
@BALDSTACHE
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Dope, Love, and Tumblr: We're Piercing My Baby's Tongue Here's Why Plain and simple, tongue rings look tight as fuck. I love my daughter and want her to look dope 24/7 monoamine-qveen: How do I confiscate a baby?

Dope, Love, and Tumblr: We're Piercing My
Baby's Tongue
Here's Why

Plain and simple, tongue rings look
tight as fuck. I love my daughter
and want her to look dope 24/7
monoamine-qveen:

How do I confiscate a baby?

Dope, Love, and Tumblr: We're Piercing My
Baby's Tongue
Here's Why

Plain and simple, tongue rings look
tight as fuck. I love my daughter
and want her to look dope 24/7
monoamine-qveen:

How do I confiscate a baby?

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Dank, Memes, and Target: itsneishabby @_ZeeTaughtMe 22 Jun 2011 somebody remind me in seven years not to have kids. DougExeter @Dougxeter 4h dont have kids 91 a itsneishabby @_ZeeTaughtMe 1h Too late my daughter is about to be one next month DougExeter @DougExeter 5m you should have said five years itsneishabby @_ZeeTaughtMe Follow V Replying to @DougExeter You right 12:22 PM-21 Mar 2018 Always wear condoms kids by Fereax MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: itsneishabby @_ZeeTaughtMe 22 Jun 2011
somebody remind me in seven years not to have kids.
DougExeter @Dougxeter 4h
dont have kids
91 a
itsneishabby @_ZeeTaughtMe
1h
Too late my daughter is about to be one next month
DougExeter @DougExeter 5m
you should have said five years
itsneishabby
@_ZeeTaughtMe
Follow V
Replying to @DougExeter
You right
12:22 PM-21 Mar 2018
Always wear condoms kids by Fereax
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Dank, Memes, and Target: itsneishabby @_ZeeTaughtMe 22 Jun 2011
somebody remind me in seven years not to have kids.
DougExeter @Dougxeter 4h
dont have kids
91 a
itsneishabby @_ZeeTaughtMe
1h
Too late my daughter is about to be one next month
DougExeter @DougExeter 5m
you should have said five years
itsneishabby
@_ZeeTaughtMe
Follow V
Replying to @DougExeter
You right
12:22 PM-21 Mar 2018
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Ali, Happy, and Her: sabreen ali. @queenxbean 10h ever since my daughter found out our plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight, she insists on taking her out for walks while holding her up to the sun. her up to the sun. This really made me happy.

Ali, Happy, and Her: sabreen ali. @queenxbean 10h
ever since my daughter found out our
plant, serena, wasn't getting enough
sunlight, she insists on taking her out for
walks while holding her up to the sun.
her up to the sun.
This really made me happy.

Ali, Happy, and Her: sabreen ali. @queenxbean 10h
ever since my daughter found out our
plant, serena, wasn't getting enough
sunlight, she insists on taking her out for
walks while holding her up to the sun.
her up to the sun.
This really made me happy.

This really made me happy.

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Dank, Kids, and Spaghetti: Simon Holland @simoncholland Kids mispronouncing things is super adorable but at some point l will have to tell my daughter we don't put Farmer John cheese on spaghetti.

Dank, Kids, and Spaghetti: Simon Holland
@simoncholland
Kids mispronouncing things is super
adorable but at some point l will have
to tell my daughter we don't put
Farmer John cheese on spaghetti.

Dank, Kids, and Spaghetti: Simon Holland
@simoncholland
Kids mispronouncing things is super
adorable but at some point l will have
to tell my daughter we don't put
Farmer John cheese on spaghetti.

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Bad, Facebook, and Period: Via Facebook. Made my evening "My daughter started her period on the bus ride home today... and a boy a year older than her.. that she doesn't really know.. pulled her aside and whispered in her ear that she had a stain on the back of her pants and gave her his sweater to tie around her waist so she could walk home off of the bus... she said she was kind of embarrassed and originally said it's okay.. but the boy insisted and told her 'I have sisters, it's all good!' If you are this boy's Mom.. I want to say thank you and that you are raising him right!! We hear so many bad things about today's youth, and I wanted to share something positive! Well raised boy

Bad, Facebook, and Period: Via Facebook. Made my evening
"My daughter started her period on the
bus ride home today... and a boy a year
older than her.. that she doesn't really
know.. pulled her aside and whispered in
her ear that she had a stain on the back
of her pants and gave her his sweater to
tie around her waist so she could walk
home off of the bus... she said she was
kind of embarrassed and originally said
it's okay.. but the boy insisted and told
her 'I have sisters, it's all good!' If you are
this boy's Mom.. I want to say thank you
and that you are raising him right!!
We hear so many bad things about
today's youth, and I wanted to share
something positive!
Well raised boy

Bad, Facebook, and Period: Via Facebook. Made my evening
"My daughter started her period on the
bus ride home today... and a boy a year
older than her.. that she doesn't really
know.. pulled her aside and whispered in
her ear that she had a stain on the back
of her pants and gave her his sweater to
tie around her waist so she could walk
home off of the bus... she said she was
kind of embarrassed and originally said
it's okay.. but the boy insisted and told
her 'I have sisters, it's all good!' If you are
this boy's Mom.. I want to say thank you
and that you are raising him right!!
We hear so many bad things about
today's youth, and I wanted to share
something positive!
Well raised boy

Well raised boy

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Kids, Spaghetti, and Adorable: Simon Holland @simoncholland Kids mispronouncing things is super adorable but at some point I will have to tell my daughter we don't put Farmer John cheese on spaghetti. Farmer John cheese

Kids, Spaghetti, and Adorable: Simon Holland
@simoncholland
Kids mispronouncing things is super
adorable but at some point I will have
to tell my daughter we don't put
Farmer John cheese on spaghetti.
Farmer John cheese

Kids, Spaghetti, and Adorable: Simon Holland
@simoncholland
Kids mispronouncing things is super
adorable but at some point I will have
to tell my daughter we don't put
Farmer John cheese on spaghetti.
Farmer John cheese

Farmer John cheese

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Ali, Memes, and Weird: Ever since my daughter found out ou:r plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight, she insists on taking her out for walks while holding her up to the sun. @sabreen ali Weird World @ weirdworldinsta

Ali, Memes, and Weird: Ever since my daughter found out ou:r
plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight,
she insists on taking her out for walks while
holding her up to the sun.
@sabreen ali
Weird World
@ weirdworldinsta

Ali, Memes, and Weird: Ever since my daughter found out ou:r
plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight,
she insists on taking her out for walks while
holding her up to the sun.
@sabreen ali
Weird World
@ weirdworldinsta

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Ali, Dank, and World: sabreen ali. @queenxbean ever since my daughter found out our plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight, she insists on taking her out for walks while holding her up to the sun. Too pure for this world By queenxbean | TW

Ali, Dank, and World: sabreen ali.
@queenxbean
ever since my daughter found out our
plant, serena, wasn't getting enough
sunlight, she insists on taking her out for
walks while holding her up to the sun.
Too pure for this world

By queenxbean | TW

Ali, Dank, and World: sabreen ali.
@queenxbean
ever since my daughter found out our
plant, serena, wasn't getting enough
sunlight, she insists on taking her out for
walks while holding her up to the sun.
Too pure for this world

By queenxbean | TW

Too pure for this world By queenxbean | TW

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Ali, Happy, and Her: sabreen ali. @queenxbean 10h ever since my daughter found out our plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight, she insists on taking her out for walks while holding her up to the sun. her up to the sun. This really made me happy.

Ali, Happy, and Her: sabreen ali. @queenxbean 10h
ever since my daughter found out our
plant, serena, wasn't getting enough
sunlight, she insists on taking her out for
walks while holding her up to the sun.
her up to the sun.
This really made me happy.

Ali, Happy, and Her: sabreen ali. @queenxbean 10h
ever since my daughter found out our
plant, serena, wasn't getting enough
sunlight, she insists on taking her out for
walks while holding her up to the sun.
her up to the sun.
This really made me happy.

This really made me happy.

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Ali, Her, and Sun: sabreen ali. @queenxbean 10h ever since my daughter found out our plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight, she insists on taking her out for walks while holding her up to the sun. her up to the sun. The cutest little helper

Ali, Her, and Sun: sabreen ali. @queenxbean 10h
ever since my daughter found out our
plant, serena, wasn't getting enough
sunlight, she insists on taking her out for
walks while holding her up to the sun.
her up to the sun.
The cutest little helper

Ali, Her, and Sun: sabreen ali. @queenxbean 10h
ever since my daughter found out our
plant, serena, wasn't getting enough
sunlight, she insists on taking her out for
walks while holding her up to the sun.
her up to the sun.
The cutest little helper

The cutest little helper

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Ali, Dank, and Memes: sabreen ali. @queenxbean 10h ever since my daughter found out our plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight, she insists on taking her out for walks while holding her up to the sun. her up to the sun. This really made me happy. by KingMjolnir MORE MEMES

Ali, Dank, and Memes: sabreen ali. @queenxbean 10h
ever since my daughter found out our
plant, serena, wasn't getting enough
sunlight, she insists on taking her out for
walks while holding her up to the sun.
her up to the sun.
This really made me happy. by KingMjolnir
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Ali, Dank, and Memes: sabreen ali. @queenxbean 10h
ever since my daughter found out our
plant, serena, wasn't getting enough
sunlight, she insists on taking her out for
walks while holding her up to the sun.
her up to the sun.
This really made me happy. by KingMjolnir
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Ali, Her, and Sun: sabreen ali. @queenxbean 10h ever since my daughter found out our plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight, she insists on taking her out for walks while holding her up to the sun. her up to the sun. Just something to brighten your day.

Ali, Her, and Sun: sabreen ali. @queenxbean 10h
ever since my daughter found out our
plant, serena, wasn't getting enough
sunlight, she insists on taking her out for
walks while holding her up to the sun.
her up to the sun.
Just something to brighten your day.

Ali, Her, and Sun: sabreen ali. @queenxbean 10h
ever since my daughter found out our
plant, serena, wasn't getting enough
sunlight, she insists on taking her out for
walks while holding her up to the sun.
her up to the sun.
Just something to brighten your day.

Just something to brighten your day.

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Dad, Tumblr, and Blog: ui Phill Lewis 1 ThePhill Lewis My daughter got her drivers license today- it's a good thing she knew where the PRNDL was! ou mean the PR awesomacious: Mr. Moseby being a wholesome dad

Dad, Tumblr, and Blog: ui Phill Lewis
1
ThePhill Lewis
My daughter got her drivers license
today- it's a good thing she knew
where the PRNDL was!
ou mean the PR
awesomacious:

Mr. Moseby being a wholesome dad

Dad, Tumblr, and Blog: ui Phill Lewis
1
ThePhill Lewis
My daughter got her drivers license
today- it's a good thing she knew
where the PRNDL was!
ou mean the PR
awesomacious:

Mr. Moseby being a wholesome dad

awesomacious: Mr. Moseby being a wholesome dad

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Butt, Family, and Hockey: One of the best things about having a few months off is I get to coach my daughter’s team in floor hockey! She’s kickin butt in between the pipes and making sure the Irvine family hockey tradition continues!

Butt, Family, and Hockey: One of the best things about having a few months off is I get to coach my daughter’s team in floor hockey! She’s kickin butt in between the pipes and making sure the Irvine family hockey tradition continues!

Butt, Family, and Hockey: One of the best things about having a few months off is I get to coach my daughter’s team in floor hockey! She’s kickin butt in between the pipes and making sure the Irvine family hockey tradition continues!

One of the best things about having a few months off is I get to coach my daughter’s team in floor hockey! She’s kickin butt in between the ...

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Prank, Monday, and April Fools: 5:25 Monday at 1:56 PM Sooo my daughter just got me w the cutest April fools joke. She goes mommy mommy I got you some brownies and me being fat I was like YOU DIDDDD and she hands me the bowl and I pull back the tin foil and she yells APRIL FOOLS you get it I got Brown E's I started dying u Like Comment Share 44.7K 28,509 shares Innocent April Fools prank

Prank, Monday, and April Fools: 5:25
Monday at 1:56 PM
Sooo my daughter just got me w the cutest April fools joke.
She goes mommy mommy I got you some brownies and me
being fat I was like YOU DIDDDD and she hands me the
bowl and I pull back the tin foil and she yells APRIL FOOLS
you get it I got Brown E's I started dying
u Like
Comment Share
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Prank, Monday, and April Fools: 5:25
Monday at 1:56 PM
Sooo my daughter just got me w the cutest April fools joke.
She goes mommy mommy I got you some brownies and me
being fat I was like YOU DIDDDD and she hands me the
bowl and I pull back the tin foil and she yells APRIL FOOLS
you get it I got Brown E's I started dying
u Like
Comment Share
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28,509 shares
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Dank, Dating, and Memes: If lvanka weren't my daughter, l'd be dating her. FOR LEGAL REASONS, THAT'S A JOKE i know this is old but i had to do it by Undecided139 MORE MEMES

Dank, Dating, and Memes: If lvanka weren't my daughter, l'd be dating her.
FOR LEGAL REASONS,
THAT'S A JOKE
i know this is old but i had to do it by Undecided139
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Dank, Dating, and Memes: If lvanka weren't my daughter, l'd be dating her.
FOR LEGAL REASONS,
THAT'S A JOKE
i know this is old but i had to do it by Undecided139
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Dank, Memes, and School: 9% - Faithful Black Man dO @Bruce_Cares Follow Damn, I just realized my daughter was born in 2018 which means she's gonna be in school with some white chick named "Kimberliegh" who's gonna make fun of her for not having a plant based diet and Imma end up having to fight both her dads 10:13 am -2 Apr 2019 Class of 2036 by commonvanilla MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and School: 9% - Faithful Black Man dO
@Bruce_Cares
Follow
Damn, I just realized my daughter was born
in 2018 which means she's gonna be in
school with some white chick named
"Kimberliegh" who's gonna make fun of her
for not having a plant based diet and Imma
end up having to fight both her dads
10:13 am -2 Apr 2019
Class of 2036 by commonvanilla
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Dank, Memes, and School: 9% - Faithful Black Man dO
@Bruce_Cares
Follow
Damn, I just realized my daughter was born
in 2018 which means she's gonna be in
school with some white chick named
"Kimberliegh" who's gonna make fun of her
for not having a plant based diet and Imma
end up having to fight both her dads
10:13 am -2 Apr 2019
Class of 2036 by commonvanilla
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Android, My House, and Parents: Buffaluffagus @MissSassy_Pants Whenever l walk my parents through something like how to check out on amazonl remind myself to be patient. One day I'll want my daughter to be patient as she walks me through how to disable my house robots when the uprising occurs. 3:37 PM 4/2/19 Twitter for Android Be nice to your parents

Android, My House, and Parents: Buffaluffagus
@MissSassy_Pants
Whenever l walk my parents through
something like how to check out on
amazonl remind myself to be patient.
One day I'll want my daughter to be
patient as she walks me through how to
disable my house robots when the
uprising occurs.
3:37 PM 4/2/19 Twitter for Android
Be nice to your parents

Android, My House, and Parents: Buffaluffagus
@MissSassy_Pants
Whenever l walk my parents through
something like how to check out on
amazonl remind myself to be patient.
One day I'll want my daughter to be
patient as she walks me through how to
disable my house robots when the
uprising occurs.
3:37 PM 4/2/19 Twitter for Android
Be nice to your parents

Be nice to your parents

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Love, Daughter, and Self Love: ost.in.pi I'll teach my daughter so much self love

Love, Daughter, and Self Love: ost.in.pi
I'll teach my daughter so much self love

Love, Daughter, and Self Love: ost.in.pi
I'll teach my daughter so much self love

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Dad, Good, and Mean: Phill Lewis @ThePhillLewis My daughter got her drivers license today- it's a good thing she knew where the PRNDL was! ou mean the PRNDE Mr. Moseby being a wholesome dad

Dad, Good, and Mean: Phill Lewis
@ThePhillLewis
My daughter got her drivers license
today- it's a good thing she knew
where the PRNDL was!
ou mean the PRNDE
Mr. Moseby being a wholesome dad

Dad, Good, and Mean: Phill Lewis
@ThePhillLewis
My daughter got her drivers license
today- it's a good thing she knew
where the PRNDL was!
ou mean the PRNDE
Mr. Moseby being a wholesome dad

Mr. Moseby being a wholesome dad

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Dad, Good, and Mean: ui Phill Lewis 1 ThePhill Lewis My daughter got her drivers license today- it's a good thing she knew where the PRNDL was! ou mean the PR Mr. Moseby being a wholesome dad

Dad, Good, and Mean: ui Phill Lewis
1
ThePhill Lewis
My daughter got her drivers license
today- it's a good thing she knew
where the PRNDL was!
ou mean the PR
Mr. Moseby being a wholesome dad

Dad, Good, and Mean: ui Phill Lewis
1
ThePhill Lewis
My daughter got her drivers license
today- it's a good thing she knew
where the PRNDL was!
ou mean the PR
Mr. Moseby being a wholesome dad

Mr. Moseby being a wholesome dad

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