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Af, Ass, and Big Dick: fleur-cannnon: afairlypudgycat: whiskeyworen: jaxblade: norseminuteman: red-faced-wolf: kasaron: bears-for-the-bear-god: the-goddamn-doomguy: captainsnoop: big dick energy Exactly the kind of response Doomguy should get when he walks into a room with other humans. This is genuinely beyond big dick energy It’s honestly Argent Phallus Energy (APE) Holy shit Everyone is talking about key-card guy, but my favorite is the dude who tries to hide behind his swivel chair. Babe, babe, No, Doomguy jumps dick first into hell portals on an hourly basis and pops berserker power ups like your mom pops xanax. That chair aint doin SHIT.  Also I love how they don’t just seem to be afraid of the fact that the apex predator of the Legions of Armageddon just walked in. They are acting like they think he might attack them, because you know the UAC has waged a serious PR war against Doom-Chad while he’s been kicking ass on Mars/Hell.   ALPHA AF!!! I just love the fact that DoomGuy spots the keycard on the dude’s lanyard, and instead of doing a vicious yank, or simply snapping it off the lanyard like he always does, he very, VERY carefully takes it, and slowly pulls the dude to the scanner, before letting him go.For a dude filled with eternal rage and seething violence, that was remarkably polite of him. It was almost his “…Excuse me. I require this. Pardon my reach.”Then that poor marine. “Hey YOU! You can’t… be… here…” DoomGuy just casually approaches, looks at him, looks at his gun, and then still remarkably politely, just takes it. Doesn’t wrench it away, or kill the guy, or anything violent. Just reaches out and retrieves it. Again, like “You are doing a fine job. That’s a fine weapon. Mind if I see it? *takes it and walks away*”It’s as if he’s being very, VERY careful not to harm normal humans (or whatever augmented humans those armored marines qualify as), saving his violence specifically for the Daemonic.Kinda supports my idea that DoomGuy isn’t neccessarily a bloodthirsty raging psycho. He’s a guy who has seen so much, done SO MUCH… that he’s calm. He’s so far beyond wrath at the demons that he’s entered a weird Calm and just LIVES there. Nothing shakes him of it. He doesn’t grunt, he doesn’t yell, he doesn’t scream, he just breathes and moves on. New demon? Well, it’ll bleed like the last. He doesn’t revel in combat, he just moves through it like walking through air; it’s a function of existence for him. Doomguy dissociating 100% of the time Within the first few minutes of Doom 2016 and throughout much of the remainder of the game it’s clear that Doomguy values human life A LOT. Humans are never his enemy, it’s the demons. He looks at the dead man in the elevator as Hayden says something along the lines of “I swear it was for the greater good.” Doomguy sees right in front of him it wasn’t, and I betcha right then Doomguy was against Hayden. Doomguy doesn’t take kindly to crimes against humanity, even if accidental.
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Fucking, Shit, and The Office: BRITISH MILK COUNCIL BRITISH COundBuyBritishMilk COUNCIL Just been called into the office to be told that British Milk Council are shutting down all social channels. I'm out of a job Something about misuse of data higher up. Fuck that. I've changed the password and they're not having the account back 4/16/18, 10:41 AM 1,450 Retweets 1,809 Like:s BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBrit...。2h ﹀ BRITISH l) JASON LOG OUT OF THIS ACCOUNT COUNCIL NOW OR I'LL CONTACT TWITTER SUPPORT t 339 342 . BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBrit...。2h ﹀ BRITISH Donna your a fucking pie. Can't even keep your own twitter account secure, never mind customers data. Shitshow of an organisation COUNCIL 42 441 BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBrit... 2h v British Milk Council uses Windows XP! BRITISH COUNCIL 8 t: 136 228 TBRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBrit... .1hv BRITISH Jason you're punishing the whole organisation for the mistakes of a few. I wasn't in the meeting but we can sort this out amicably away from Twitter. Check your works email COUNCIL 132 142 BRITISH MILK COUNCIL @BuyBrit...-1h BRITISH Too little too late, Donna. THREE YEARS COUNCIL worked my arse off for British Milk Council. I built the brand from the ground up. The #ManMilk promotion? My idea! YOU DON'T DESERVE MY MAN MILK, DONNA 50 320 509 hashtagdion: shining-supernova: holy SHIT ITS REALhttps://www.irishexaminer.com/examviral/apparent-spat-between-co-workers-on-a-milk-companys-twitter-account-is-comedy-gold-837785.html You don’t deserve my man milk, Donna.
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