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Charlie, Children, and Life: You Just Realized... The children from Willy Wonka represent the 7 deadly sins. YouJustRealized.tumblr.com <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://becausemagichappens.tumblr.com/post/53338006261/the-arcane-lombax-forever-pretty-awkward">becausemagichappens</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-arcane-lombax.tumblr.com/post/40690847919/forever-pretty-awkward-jackfrostswhore">the-arcane-lombax</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://forever-pretty-awkward.tumblr.com/post/40302717252/jackfrostswhore-so-relatable-1-augustus">forever-pretty-awkward</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jackfrostswhore.tumblr.com/post/37863728359/so-relatable-1-augustus-gloop-is-gluttony">jackfrostswhore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://so-relatable.tumblr.com/post/37855528373/1-augustus-gloop-is-gluttony-hes-either-eating">so-relatable</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <h2>1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.</h2> <p>He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.</p> <h2>2. Veruca Salt is greed.</h2> <p>She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.</p> <h2>3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.</h2> <p>She’s always boasting.</p> <h2>4. Mike Teavee is sloth.</h2> <p>He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV</p> <h2>5. Grandpa Joe is envy.</h2> <p>He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).</p> <h2>6. Charlie is lust.</h2> <p>Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.</p> <h2>7. … and Wonka is wrath.</h2> <p>He punishes everyone for their flaws.</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>my life is over now</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>My mind is blown</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>And there goes my sanity</p> </blockquote> <p>Roald Dahl was a sly genius. I mean Witches? Matilda? The BFG?</p> </blockquote> <p>NAAAAAARRRRRG!</p>