Sucks to suck by 5uicidalxD
Sucks to suck
And they say romance is dead
Marceline Desbordes-Valmore, tr. by Cassia Berman, from “Sylvius, Your Hands Near my Mouth are Heady Flowers,”
Sorry my mouth decided it needed an ~ over it for Broadway opening night, I don’t make the rules, blame my fancy mouth
I should never open my mouth
What a warm welcome back to Tinder
Every. Single. Time.
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