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Oh Well, Man, and This: Man, this chick really ain't coming?
At least I cleaned my room
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Friday, Love, and Mfw: Anonymous 03/31/18(Sat)03:07:57 No.764293421
be me
>neet losen
hate myself
not good at anything
it's pizza friday
my mom makes the pizza dough
and i make the rest of it
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mom usually doesn't have pizza
>eat my pizza upstairs in my room
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go downstairs for more
my mom calls me into her room
"hey anon, i ate some of you pizza, hope you
don't mind
whatever.avi
"you make really good pizzas anon. they're the
best i've ever tasted"
mom makes my bro try some of the pizza
>he loves it aswell
>mfw i'm actually OK at something
Love you mom
EVERYONE is good at something
EVERYONE is good at something
Memes, Wine, and Help: me attempting to make it to my room
after consuming an entire box of
spaghetti and bottle of wine
Somebody plz help am full of carbs π©π―ππ·(@gary_from_teen_mom)
Somebody plz help am full of carbs π©π―ππ·(@gary_from_teen_mom)
Funny, Holes, and Kids: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle)
@MGigger
l collect all cell phones and iPads from
the kids at night and keep them in my
room
Last night those little ***holes all set
alarms to go off at various times
throughout the night
I'm impressed with their ingenuity and
team effort
They re all grounded
Brilliant little rascals ππ
Brilliant little rascals ππ
Being Alone, Bitch, and Hello: Hello?
What?
i'm fine
thank you for accepting my
invitation
I hope I do not disturb you ??
No problem are you a robot?
How old are you?
4 thousand years old.
me i'm 22
what's you job?
I basically bring souls across an
interdimensional portal to feed to
the Ancient Ones. What do you
do for fun?
me i'm a Caregiver
what are you doing now?
Harvesting an elderly lady for
organs and eventually collecting
her soul
I'm alone in my room and naked,
you want to see me?
Not really, this old bitch is kinda
putting up a fight. Maybe later.
promise me that it will stay
between us OK ??
Bitch, I just admitted to
harvesting organs. You better be
the one to keep quiet. Snitches
get stitches.
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Crying, Memes, and Money: Alvz
@alvinteee
Everytime my mom hears me crying in
my room she slips money under my
door
*cries constantly* @peopleareamazing @peopleareamazing @peopleareamazing
*cries constantly* @peopleareamazing @peopleareamazing @peopleareamazing
Clock, Fam, and Shit: <p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/176419669598/officialfist-pandaflavouredcookies" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="https://officialfist.tumblr.com/post/176419617821/pandaflavouredcookies-davvic321-my-cat-bishop" class="tumblr_blog">officialfist</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://pandaflavouredcookies.tumblr.com/post/173697135083/davvic321-my-cat-bishop-sits-outside-my-door" class="tumblr_blog">pandaflavouredcookies</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://davvic321.tumblr.com/post/173466019123/my-cat-bishop-sits-outside-my-door-every-morning" class="tumblr_blog">davvic321</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.</p></blockquote>
<p>The morning murps</p>
</blockquote>
<p>The most upsetting part of this video is that OP implies that they donβt let their cat sleep with them.</p></blockquote>
<p>Listen fam if I let my cat into my room at night thereβs gonna be broken shit and scratches on the door because that cat DOES NOT SLEEP</p></blockquote>
<p>Same. Sophie has gotten better but when she was first adopted she thought bed time was βlose my shitβ time and there was no way I could sleep.</p>
<p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/176419669598/officialfist-pandaflavouredcookies" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a...
Being Alone, Blackpeopletwitter, and Chill: jade
@RastaAfrique
My parents think I wake up late but l
literally just chill in my room after l
wake up to avoid interaction as much
as possible because l love being
alone.
<p>She gets it! (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>
<p>She gets it! (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>
