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worth the read: PS Products A 10 PS Products Knuckle Blaster is a 950,000V Stun Gun with Batteries & Magnetic Leather Holster ea List Price: $69.99 Price: $62.54 Victory! By tdoog- May 5, 2013 I purchased this after I was confronted by punks demanding that I hand over my money. I'm a relatively fit guy, but I was no match for them. That is when I realized that I need to protect myself. The day after I bought this product I went to the very same Wal-Mart parking lot when I was first mugged. I approached the group of hooligans standing outside the entrance, concealing my secret weapon. some I cooly asked "Remember me?" One of them looked up and said, "Have you com back to buy some Samoas or Thin Mints? My Gi Scout Troop needs to raise more money!" I replied with "you're not taking my money this time". "But sir, they're delicious!", she said. I whipped out my Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun hand and shouted "WRONG MOVE B****" The five giri scouts ran away screaming. As I pounded my chest in victory, I accidentally activated the stun gun and applied 950,000 Volts to my right nipple. I woke up 4 hours later to the sound of heavy footsteps. Those Girl Scouts had brought their fathers. But I was ready. I lunged at the largest one with a cry of "RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!!" and hit him in the stomach. He hit the ground harder than a fat kid on a jungle gym. As the others began to circle around me,I changed techniques. Holding both of my hands in tight fists, I rased my arms to my sides and initiated the helicopter spin. They all backed off, fearing my impressive RPM. After a while I started getting dizzy, and one of the fathers decided to try to tackle me. As he ran to me stood there, dizzy and queasy; time was going real slow. Then I remembered. I had eaten lunch at Chipotle and the burrito was fighting its way back up my stomach. I tuned toward my enemy and launched a stream of projectile vomit at him, knocking him to the ground. Then I started singing "Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the.... FLOOO00RRR!!!" I grabbed my Knuckle Blasher Stun Gun and shoved it into my mouth, running headfirst at my foes, electrocuting them with my teeth. Eventually they were all unconscious, and I walked home victorious. 2,144 of 2,383 people found this review helpful worth the read
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<p>Still only 4/5 stars? via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2vCxNs3">https://ift.tt/2vCxNs3</a></p>: Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun 950,000 Volt by HomeAlarmsAndPersonalSecuritySystems (1 customer review)Like (34) Price: $48.50 In Stock. Ships from and sold by Body-n-Home Only 1 left in stock--order soon. 15 new from $36.51 1used from $60.00 xtto Amazing!, May 14, 2012 By notactuallysteve See all my reviews This review is from: Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun 950,000 Volt I purchased this after I was confronted by some punks demanding that I hand over my money. I'm a relatively fit guy, but I was no match for them. That is when I realized that I need to protect myself. The day after I bought this product I went to the very same Wal-Mart parking lot when I was first mugged. I approached the group of hooligans standing outside the entrance, concealing my secret weapon I cooly asked "Remember me?". One of them looked up and said, "Have you come back to buy some Samoas or Thin Mints? My Girl Scout Troop needs to raise more money!" I replied with "you're not taking my money this time". "But sir, they're delicious!", she said I whipped out my Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun hand and shouted "WRONG MOVE B***! The five girl scouts ran away screaming As I pounded my chest in victory, I accidentally activated the stun gun and applied 950,000 Volts to my right nipple. I woke up 4 hours later to the sound of heavy footsteps. Those Girl Scouts had brought their fathers. But I was ready. I lunged at the largest one with a cry of "RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!!" and hit him in the stomach. He hit the ground harder than a fat kid on a jungle gym As the others began to circle around me, I changed techniques. Holding both of my hands in tight fists, I rased my arms to my sides and initiated the helicopter spin. They all backed off, fearing my impressive RPM. After a while I started getting dizzy, and one of the fathers decided to try to tackle me. As he ran to me stood there, dizzy and queasy; time was going real slow. Then I remembered. I had eaten lunch at Chipotle and the burrito was fighting its way back up my stomach I tuned toward my enemy and launched a stream of projectile vomit at him, knocking him to the ground. Then I started singing "Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the.... FLOOOOORRR!!!!" I grabbed my Knuckle Blasher Stun Gun and shoved it into my mouth, running headfirst at my foes, electrocuting them with my teeth. Eventually they were all unconscious, and I walked home victorious <p>Still only 4/5 stars? via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2vCxNs3">https://ift.tt/2vCxNs3</a></p>
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Still only 4/5 stars? by Olivertwist2016 FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.: Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun 950,000 Volt by HomeAlarmsAnd PersonalSecuritySystems (1 customer review) |Like (34) Price:$48.50 In Stock. Ships from and sold by Body-n-Home. Only 1 left in stock--order soon. 1 used from $60.00 15 new from $36.51 See larger image Amazing!, May 14, 2012 By notactuallysteve See all my reviews This review is from: Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun 950,000 Volt I purchased this after I was confronted by some punks demanding that I hand over my money. I'm a relatively fit guy, but I was no match for them. That is when I realized that I need to protect myself. The day after I bought this product I went to the very same Wal-Mart parking lot when I was first mugged. I approached the group of hooligans standing outside the entrance, concealing my secret weapon I cooly asked "Remember me?". One of them looked up and said, "Have you come back to buy some Samoas or Thin Mints? My Girl Scout Troop needs to raise more money!" I replied with "you're not taking my money this time". "But sir, they're delicious!", she said. I whipped out my Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun hand and shouted "WRONG MOVE B*** " The five girl scouts ran away screaming As I pounded my chest in victory, I accidentally activated the stun gun and applied 950,000 Volts to my right nipple. I woke up 4 hours later to the sound of heavy footsteps. Those Girl Scouts had brought their fathers. But I was ready. I lunged at the largest one with a cry of "RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!!" and hit him in the stomach. He hit the ground harder than a fat kid on a jungle gym As the others began to circle around me, I changed techniques. Holding both of my hands in tight fists, I rased my arms to my sides and initiated the helicopter spin. They all backed off, fearing my impressive RPM. After a while I started getting dizzy, and one of the fathers decided to try to tackle me. As he ran to me stood there, dizzy and queasy; time was going real slow. Then I remembered. I had eaten lunch at Chipotle and the burrito was fighting its way back up my stomach I tuned toward my enemy and launched a stream of projectile vomit at him, knocking him to the ground. Then I started singing "Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the... FLOOO0ORRR!!!!" I grabbed my Knuckle Blasher Stu with my teeth. Eventually they were all unconscious, and I walked home victorious. un and shoved it into my mouth, running headfirst at my foes, electrocuting them Still only 4/5 stars? by Olivertwist2016 FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.
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I miss my sister! 3 years ago today I lost my second half, my beautiful Sister and my best friend. You couldn't find someone with a more beautiful smile that could light up the world, and the funniest laughter would make everyone around her laugh right along with her. I was her very own hero, always praising me, and there isn't a second that passes by that I can't feel her presence. Oleanny Ferran was an angel, lover of animals and the beach. We use to sit at night watching the waves splash against the sand and make up stories of our future: where would we be, who would we marry or date, children, nephews, and remember all the good and bad things we endured together. It’s like a piece of you is cut off and you keep searching for it. God knows my sister saved my ass more than I can count when I was a kid and got in trouble, knowing full well I would get a beating if our parents found out. We used to finish each other’s sentences, had the same thoughts and interrupted each other with the same ideas. We both fought for each other, even overly protective. We were each other's confidant. It's hard at times, when I am surrounded by challenges, and am not able to have her by my side to talk about them. I would give anything to see her one more time, but I know that every day she looks over me from heaven. God, I miss her so much. Tank: I miss my sister! 3 years ago today I lost my second half, my beautiful Sister and my best friend. You couldn't find someone with a more beautiful smile that could light up the world, and the funniest laughter would make everyone around her laugh right along with her. I was her very own hero, always praising me, and there isn't a second that passes by that I can't feel her presence. Oleanny Ferran was an angel, lover of animals and the beach. We use to sit at night watching the waves splash against the sand and make up stories of our future: where would we be, who would we marry or date, children, nephews, and remember all the good and bad things we endured together. It’s like a piece of you is cut off and you keep searching for it. God knows my sister saved my ass more than I can count when I was a kid and got in trouble, knowing full well I would get a beating if our parents found out. We used to finish each other’s sentences, had the same thoughts and interrupted each other with the same ideas. We both fought for each other, even overly protective. We were each other's confidant. It's hard at times, when I am surrounded by challenges, and am not able to have her by my side to talk about them. I would give anything to see her one more time, but I know that every day she looks over me from heaven. God, I miss her so much. Tank
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rorimakyuri: mad-magyar: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: dreamingofpequod: average_russian_insurgent.mp4 hoyl fuck my sides I can’t tell whats funnier: -The way they yellΒ β€œRussia!” -The fact that they’re having a party in a shed with tires and other miscellaneous garbage on the roof -The vodka induced singing and dancing -The fact that it’s Russian pop -The one obviously drunk guy in the bottom left corner who looks like he’s challenging the cameraman to a fight -The other drunk guy who comes and tries to tell his agressive friend that it’s not worth it The signs as drunk Russians: Aries: Guy in Black Jacket and Ushanka Taurus: Woman in blue jacket Gemini: Guy who wants to fight the cameraman Cancer: Guy that tries to stop friend from fighting cameraman Leo: Guy in black jacket and beanie Virgo: Guy dancing with drink Libra: Cameraman Scorpio: Guy in camo pants Sagittarius: Guy in bomber jacket Capricorn: Guy standing in the doorway, not wanting anything to do with this Aquarius: Woman standing in the shed Pisces: VICE news reporter : uebm ac NEWS What's this country called? rorimakyuri: mad-magyar: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: dreamingofpequod: average_russian_insurgent.mp4 hoyl fuck my sides I can’t tell whats funnier: -The way they yellΒ β€œRussia!” -The fact that they’re having a party in a shed with tires and other miscellaneous garbage on the roof -The vodka induced singing and dancing -The fact that it’s Russian pop -The one obviously drunk guy in the bottom left corner who looks like he’s challenging the cameraman to a fight -The other drunk guy who comes and tries to tell his agressive friend that it’s not worth it The signs as drunk Russians: Aries: Guy in Black Jacket and Ushanka Taurus: Woman in blue jacket Gemini: Guy who wants to fight the cameraman Cancer: Guy that tries to stop friend from fighting cameraman Leo: Guy in black jacket and beanie Virgo: Guy dancing with drink Libra: Cameraman Scorpio: Guy in camo pants Sagittarius: Guy in bomber jacket Capricorn: Guy standing in the doorway, not wanting anything to do with this Aquarius: Woman standing in the shed Pisces: VICE news reporter
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