25+ Best Neck Memes | Corner Memes, My Neck My Back Memes

Arguing, Girls, and Memes: Top 5 females to never argue with 1. Girls in the Military 2.Any girl whose job requires her to wear scrubs 3. MADE AKAs 4. Any Delta 5. Girls with neck tattoos Honorable mention: All of em Also, any girl that can sing a Spanish Shakira song word for word... just walk away.

Also, any girl that can sing a Spanish Shakira song word for word... just walk away.

Arguing, Girls, and Scrubs: Top 5 females to never argue with 1. Girls in the Military 2.Any girl whose job requires her to wear scrubs 3. MADE AKAs 4. Any Delta 5. Girls with neck tattoos Honorable mention: All of em Boiiii. 😂😂😂😂

Boiiii. 😂😂😂😂

Memes, Break, and Time: I don't believe in "breaks" during a relationship. If you want a "break" ill break ya neck for wasting my time Capisce. FOLLOW @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69

Capisce. FOLLOW @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69

Memes, Nfl, and Jets: FOX NFL VIKINGS 3-21 0 JETS 3-3 01st 13:28 08 1st & 10 NFL BAL OUT: G Lewis (neck) QUESTIONABLE: CB Humphrey (thigh), T Hurst (back). S L You really CANNOT stop @athielen19. Just incredible. 😳 📺: FOX #SKOL https://t.co/1Mkc4QILlK

You really CANNOT stop @athielen19. Just incredible. 😳 📺: FOX #SKOL https://t.co/1Mkc4QILlK

Fake, Horse, and Humans of Tumblr: Kyle Brownlee _kylebrownlee how are unicorns fake but giraffes are real like what's more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard- moose-camel with a 40 foot neck 7/14/18, 9:40 AM

Bad, Bless Up, and Dude: "If I can't see it, it doesn't exist." - doggo @DrSmashlove AS SOMEONE WHO IS HORRIFIED OF NEEDLES AND WHO THE NURSES STILL HAVE TO CODDLE AND HOLD MY HAND WHEN THEY DRAW BLOOD LMAO THIS IS TOO BIG OF A SCHMOOD. “Aw smash it ain’t that bad 😊. Also that big ol chest is begging for some tattoos 🤤.” BIH I AM A SENSITIVE 👏 THUG 👏 COT 👏 DAMMIT 👏. I WONT UNDERGO A NEEDLE EVEN IF I NEED IT. U THINK IMMA PAY SOME DUDE WITH NECK TATTOOS **MONEY** TO STICK A NEEDLE IN ME? U 👏 GOT 👏 ME 👏 HECCED 👏 UPPPPP 👏😂 BLESS UP LOVERS 😂❤️❤️

AS SOMEONE WHO IS HORRIFIED OF NEEDLES AND WHO THE NURSES STILL HAVE TO CODDLE AND HOLD MY HAND WHEN THEY DRAW BLOOD LMAO THIS IS TOO BIG OF...

Facts, Fake, and Horse: how are unicorns fake but giraffes are real like what's more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot neck Big facts

Big facts

Hallelujah, Memes, and Tits: may your foundation match your neck, concealer be creaseless, & winged eyeliner be sharp enough to kill amen Hallelujah 🙌🏼 Follow my sugar tits @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69

Hallelujah 🙌🏼 Follow my sugar tits @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69

Bitch, Lol, and Memes: Person: Lol it's neck is so weird Giraffe: f you just say bitch Snapchat: DankMemesGang

Snapchat: DankMemesGang

Shit, Weird, and Work: Amy Quayle @amy_quayle Clearing out your room always leads to weird shit, I'm walking round with a travel neck pillow on tryna get my old DS to work

Dank, 🤖, and Dog: Jaira Farala @jairafarala So my dog has a closet for all of his neck ties and bow ties

Fifa, Soccer, and Back: Tom @la5ty 3h inability to defend the inevitable 90th minute counter-attack Khloé @khloekardashian My neck! My back! My FIFA Problems... 😂👏 https://t.co/jst0VErJ6s

FIFA Problems... 😂👏 https://t.co/jst0VErJ6s

Memes, 🤖, and Dog: @jairafarala So my dog has a closet for all of his neck ties and bow ties Stay saucin'

Stay saucin'

Memes, Thought, and 🤖: MartyMula @LilMaarty Why tf I thought this was her neck this took me wayntoo long

this took me wayntoo long

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Juice, Relatable, and Vampires: Lee ,K @solflowerrs VAMPIRES [SMACKS NECK] COME GET YALL JUICE this... is a lot

this... is a lot

Bitch, Memes, and Shit: 4. My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and put the cat outside. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our budgie we really didn't want to leave them unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her and put her in the back yard again. Because i didn't want the taxi driver to know our house was going to be empty all evening, i explained to hinm that my husband would be out momentarily as he was just bidding goodnight to my mother. A few minutes later he got into the cab all hot and bothered, and said (to my growing horror and amusement) as the cab pulled away: Sorry it took so long but the stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and i had to poke her arse with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so i grabbed her by the neck and wrapped her in a blanket so she wouldn't scratch me like she did last time. But it worked! I hauled her fat arse down the stairs and threw her into the backyard....she had better not shit in the vegetable garden again. The silence in the taxi was deafening Haha Comment

Apple, Memes, and Apple Pie: I LIKE MY APPLE PIE NECK NAT rednecknation.com IN MASON JARS Like for Apple Pie Moonshine

Like for Apple Pie Moonshine

Memes, Thought, and 🤖: Why tf I thought this was her neck

Memes, Nfl, and Game: S4 FOX NFL 1 3R3& RAMS 4-0 24 SEAHAWKS 2-2 24 3rd 1:40 05 3rd & 6 NFL OAK DE Rucker: Leaves game in 2nd quarter (neck), questionable to return .@dangerusswilson throws his THIRD TD of the day. And the 2nd to @DmoeSwagg23! 📺: FOX #Seahawks https://t.co/4Olc1GpgtU

.@dangerusswilson throws his THIRD TD of the day. And the 2nd to @DmoeSwagg23! 📺: FOX #Seahawks https://t.co/4Olc1GpgtU

Funny, Ufc, and Fight: Everyone in the crowd at the UFC fight last night @tank.sinatra D O ENCY EXIT (chuckles) I'm in danger. Someone paid $3500 for a seat last night to get punched in the neck

Someone paid $3500 for a seat last night to get punched in the neck

Halloween, Tumblr, and Blog: awesomage: Floral Long Sleeve Floral Long SleeveFloral Long Sleeve Floral Long Sleeve Perfect clothing for Halloween!

awesomage: Floral Long Sleeve Floral Long SleeveFloral Long Sleeve Floral Long Sleeve Perfect clothing for Halloween!

Child Support, Memes, and Tattoo: When you have 3 felonies, a neck tattoo & are 1 year behind on child support Construction Job 10/5/18, 11:19 AM Noooo😂😭

Noooo😂😭

Nba, Got, and Roses: Dude's taper is disgusting michelle thi @michellethi24 Roses. He got roses tatted on his neck. Show this thread 😭😂😭😂😂😭😂

😭😂😭😂😂😭😂

Barber, Basketball, and Cavs: Dude's taper is disgusting michelle thi @michellethi24 Roses. He got roses tatted on his neck. Show this thread He gotta sue the barber 🤦‍♂️😂 nbamemes nba cavs jordanclarkson (Via ‪ItDntStop‬-Twitter)

He gotta sue the barber 🤦‍♂️😂 nbamemes nba cavs jordanclarkson (Via ‪ItDntStop‬-Twitter)

Humans of Tumblr, Someone, and Neck: When someone touches your neck

Funny, Break, and Gonna: So it's a RUNWAY runway?? Somebody gonna break their Neck neck.. funniest15 viralcypher funniest15seconds

Somebody gonna break their Neck neck.. funniest15 viralcypher funniest15seconds

Fucking, Memes, and Black: 2,054 views blasian_lynn LMAOThe fucking neck roll put Black men ARE faithful.

Black men ARE faithful.

Memes, Text, and Text Back: And I cant even get a text back This roach is out here getting deep neck and I’m struggling to get a titty in the DM. 😭😭😭

This roach is out here getting deep neck and I’m struggling to get a titty in the DM. 😭😭😭

Fire, Halloween, and Tumblr: novelty-gift-ideas: Red Hoodie Skull HoodieBlack Skull Hoodie Blue Skull Shirt Perfect clothing for Halloween!

novelty-gift-ideas: Red Hoodie Skull HoodieBlack Skull Hoodie Blue Skull Shirt Perfect clothing for Halloween!

Halloween, Tumblr, and Blog: awesomage: Floral Long Sleeve Floral Long SleeveFloral Long Sleeve Floral Long Sleeve Perfect clothing for Halloween!

awesomage: Floral Long Sleeve Floral Long SleeveFloral Long Sleeve Floral Long Sleeve Perfect clothing for Halloween!

Fire, The Ring, and Lord of the Rings: 2. daverdad the entire lord of the rings from the ring:s perspective billywick hand hand river dirt gollum hobbits pockets pockets finger envelope fire hand neck neck finger hobbits neck neck neck pocket finger LAVA Source: daverdad 295,187 notes

Black, White, and Back: A black woman files for a protection order. White judge denies it. She gets upset and leaves. The Judge CHASES HER, grabs her BY THE NECK, drags her back to the court, JAILS HER FOR 3 DAYS. Black Judge overrules him, releases the woman. White Judge forced to resign. Other98

Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: . Verizon LTE 12:09 PM a houston.craigslist.org image 1 of 23 TEXAS BNL-2934 You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla Let's talk about features Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes Consent to sex: ves Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things ın this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would Interesting facts This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Tovota Corolla" You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the- road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Whit Bayou BWa catchymemes: This man knows how to sell a car

catchymemes: This man knows how to sell a car

Memes, School, and Tattoos: The "l can't afford to pay for my kids' school lunch, we can barely make ends meet" starter pack. BUD Marlbor And neck tattoos... always with the neck tattoos.

And neck tattoos... always with the neck tattoos.

Blackpeopletwitter, Work, and Happy: Motherfucker Jones @kofi_233 People who aren't in happy marriages will always be on your neck asking when you will get married. I will get married when you stop staying back at work just to hide from your wife, kind sir. Thanks for asking 14/09/2018, 12:26 217 Retweets 130 Likes I’ll be ready when I’m ready (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

I’ll be ready when I’m ready (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Advice, Butt, and Dick: how to cuddle dick hard on the butt hand on a titty kissing on the neck other hand in her panties @the_meredith gives great advice

@the_meredith gives great advice

Iphone, Money, and Phone: Julia ". Alexander @loudmouthjulia-8m I've been doing some research on this screen shot. And I've determined a few key points: 1 It's an iPhone. 2) Spider-Man designed his suit with technology that allows him to swipe while in costume 3) His suit must have some kind of pocket 4) NO PHONE CASE OR PROTECTOR?! GN is live now ( MONEY caows 19 Brian Gefrich @BrianGefrich Follow Replying to @loudmouthjulia You thinky Spidey is gonna drop his phone? 9:47 AM-27 Aug 2018 1 Like Tweet your reply greywulf g Replying to @BrianGefrich @loudmouthjulia He dropped Gwen Stacy catholic-aviator: @captainvatican No he didn’t, Goblin did. Peter caught her, he just did it badly and broke her neck.

catholic-aviator: @captainvatican No he didn’t, Goblin did. Peter caught her, he just did it badly and broke her neck.

Butt, Dick, and How To: how to cuddle: dick hard on the butt. hand on a titty. kissing on the neck. other hand in her panties. So Romantic. 😈

So Romantic. 😈

Funny, Lmao, and Twitter: Let me catch my girl wearing a turtle neck Imao People Are Jerks @GainKnowledge Jerk. Lmao catch her slipping 😂😂 Via: twitter-gain knowledge HoodClips

Lmao catch her slipping 😂😂 Via: twitter-gain knowledge HoodClips

Memes, Girl, and Turtle: Let me catch my girl wearing a turtle neck Imao People Are Jerks @GainKnowledge Jerk. Tag her to warn her..

Tag her to warn her..

Af, Barber, and Funny: When the barber slap that alcohol on the back of your neck Relatable af 😂😂

Relatable af 😂😂

Classical Art, Someone, and Neck: When someone touches your neck EMES emes

Barber, Wshh, and Alcohol: When the barber slap that alcohol on the back of your neck. The burn! 😂💈 #WSHH https://t.co/fSQcdC3vjV

The burn! 😂💈 #WSHH https://t.co/fSQcdC3vjV

America, College, and Crazy: Recruiter: Okay, next question. Have you ever smoked marijuana Me: I experimented a couple times in high school Nothing crazy though Recruiter: Really? Not even once? Me:....yeah. I said a couple times. Recruiter: Never? Wow man. You Mormon? Okay, I'lIl put zero VALHALLA Back in the day, recruiters could bring in anyone with a neck tattoo and now they have to find Captain America with a college degree to be a cook.

Back in the day, recruiters could bring in anyone with a neck tattoo and now they have to find Captain America with a college degree to be a...

Neck, Ÿ˜˜, and Ÿ˜…: gingersnap m y fu cki ng neck

Bitch, Food, and Shit: Che @joroddd Hung out with a boy tonight after work and he deadass said he'd buy me chicken nuggets if I threw some neck? Men ain't shit and neither is that bitch who forgot my barbecue sauce for my mcnuggets If you haven’t sucked a lil bit of D for some food have you really lived? ( @tinderonians )

If you haven’t sucked a lil bit of D for some food have you really lived? ( @tinderonians )

Anaconda, Life, and Smoking: LASER QUIT SMOKING WEIGHT LOSS SACUPUNCTURE 100 SMOK OPEN ACUPUNCTURE IR HEADACHE,NECK, BACH upuncture Minnday-Saturday 10am-7 p.m SA g130 , a漩12 Sunday Closed babelady: vampire-crimson: you walk in here and they deal with every single problem youve ever experienced in your life and then you go to the cash register and they kill you op what’s the address

babelady: vampire-crimson: you walk in here and they deal with every single problem youve ever experienced in your life and then you go to ...

Relationships, Sex, and Texting: Day 284 without sex: I gagged on my toothbrush and liked it. SINGLES gemm Also, a mosquito sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit. @singlesswag Use code TEXTSEX to receive 25% off. @singlesswag Ships worldwide. 🌏 Free shipping in the US. singlesswag.com

Also, a mosquito sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit. @singlesswag Use code TEXTSEX to receive 25% off. @singlesswag Ships worldwide...

Funny, God, and Got: Out of pocket Goddam, god just got a neck on everybody Got emmm😂😂

Got emmm😂😂

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