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This is how he tells me he wants more neck scratches (via): This is how he tells me he wants more neck scratches (via)

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bisexualbaker: bisexualbaker: thwippersnapple: Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it! [Image one: Tweet from Chuck Tingle ( @ChuckTingle ): please enjoy new full length adult romance novel (52000 words) in paperback or ebook about the best wizard: TRANS WIZARD HARRIET PORBER AND THE BAD BOY PARASAUROLOPHUS available now also trans rights amazon.com/dp/B08B386R6J ] [Image two: Cover of the aforementioned Harriet Porber novel; Harriet is front and center, a young trans woman with light skin, long dark hair, and glasses; she has a wand raised in her right hand. Behind her are a mammoth in a wizard’s hat, an anthropomorphic duck-billed dinosaur, and a motorcycle with the head of a woman.] Chuck Tingle is a gift. OMG the summary: Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who’s found herself in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to craft a follow up. Now Harriet’s agent, Minerma, is breathing down her neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of England for inspiration.Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel?Soon enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities than differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to get complicated.Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one universal truth: love is real.This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes. : bisexualbaker: bisexualbaker: thwippersnapple: Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it! [Image one: Tweet from Chuck Tingle ( @ChuckTingle ): please enjoy new full length adult romance novel (52000 words) in paperback or ebook about the best wizard: TRANS WIZARD HARRIET PORBER AND THE BAD BOY PARASAUROLOPHUS available now also trans rights amazon.com/dp/B08B386R6J ] [Image two: Cover of the aforementioned Harriet Porber novel; Harriet is front and center, a young trans woman with light skin, long dark hair, and glasses; she has a wand raised in her right hand. Behind her are a mammoth in a wizard’s hat, an anthropomorphic duck-billed dinosaur, and a motorcycle with the head of a woman.] Chuck Tingle is a gift. OMG the summary: Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who’s found herself in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to craft a follow up. Now Harriet’s agent, Minerma, is breathing down her neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of England for inspiration.Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel?Soon enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities than differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to get complicated.Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one universal truth: love is real.This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes.

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justcatposts: NECK KISSES ARE EVERYONES WEAKNESS: justcatposts: NECK KISSES ARE EVERYONES WEAKNESS

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“He knelt on his neck till he couldn’t breathe but the Hennessy killed him” by KingPZe MORE MEMES: “He knelt on his neck till he couldn’t breathe but the Hennessy killed him” by KingPZe MORE MEMES

“He knelt on his neck till he couldn’t breathe but the Hennessy killed him” by KingPZe MORE MEMES

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“He knelt on his neck till he couldn’t breathe but the Hennessy killed him”: “He knelt on his neck till he couldn’t breathe but the Hennessy killed him”

“He knelt on his neck till he couldn’t breathe but the Hennessy killed him”

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An independent autopsy ordered by #GeorgeFloyd’s family revealed that Floyd died of “asphyxia due to neck and back compression that led to a lack of blood flow to the brain,” says @ABC. Therefore, Floyd’s death has been ruled a homicide. Our thoughts & prayers are with his family https://t.co/qyq2D344La: An independent autopsy ordered by #GeorgeFloyd’s family revealed that Floyd died of “asphyxia due to neck and back compression that led to a lack of blood flow to the brain,” says @ABC. Therefore, Floyd’s death has been ruled a homicide. Our thoughts & prayers are with his family https://t.co/qyq2D344La

An independent autopsy ordered by #GeorgeFloyd’s family revealed that Floyd died of “asphyxia due to neck and back compression that led t...

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surprisedentistry: surprisedentistry:this is how Meatball looks at Athena when Athena walks in the room Meatball sits directly at her feet craning his neck so he can look all the way up at her face and starts gently tapping her on the leg until she pets him : surprisedentistry: surprisedentistry:this is how Meatball looks at Athena when Athena walks in the room Meatball sits directly at her feet craning his neck so he can look all the way up at her face and starts gently tapping her on the leg until she pets him

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ups-dogs: The Bandanna of Betrayal.The Shawl of Shame.The Horrible Hankie of Hunger.The Do-Rag of Dietary Deprivation and Despair.Upon my arrival at the Patricia Green Winery in Newberg Oregon, I was confronted with a horrific sight that left me with an awful and impossible dilemma; I could either respect the cruel and inexplicable demands of the customer by denying biscuits to their dog Maggie, or I could break their rules and yield to the almost hypnotic, yearning gaze of her pleading eyes as she beseeched me to proffer her daily treats.I considered my options carefully as I looked around to see if anyone was watching. Their wishes were clear, but what harm could *one* biscuit possibly do? What kind of barbaric monster would force their sweet dog to wear a sign around her neck prohibiting treats? How could I possibly be expected to withhold her daily Milk Bone? What had she done to deserve such barbaric treatment? And how many biscuits could I sneak to her without getting busted?Fortunately, my questions were soon answered by the arrival of her owner who graciously explained the reason for this seemingly abusive act. It turns out that the vineyard had been hosting their annual fall wine tasting all week long, and was providing the guests with salami, prosciutto, breads, and various types of gourmet cheeses to be paired with the wines. And in her role as official tasting room mascot, Maggie was allowed to circulate freely amongst the guests, who of course were rendered as powerless as I by her beseeching gaze. The result of their copious offerings of such rich meats and sharp cheeses upon her digestive system are best left to the imagination, and her humans were left with no alternative but to take drastic action in order to prevent Miss Maggie the Manipulative and Malodorous Moocher from rendering the tasting room uninhabitable.Fortunately for her, however, the feeding ban did NOT apply to ordinary dog biscuits, thus leaving me free to be the hero and ease her pangs of hunger on what turned out to be Quadruple Biscuit Friday. All was right with the world once again!By Scott Hodges.: ups-dogs: The Bandanna of Betrayal.The Shawl of Shame.The Horrible Hankie of Hunger.The Do-Rag of Dietary Deprivation and Despair.Upon my arrival at the Patricia Green Winery in Newberg Oregon, I was confronted with a horrific sight that left me with an awful and impossible dilemma; I could either respect the cruel and inexplicable demands of the customer by denying biscuits to their dog Maggie, or I could break their rules and yield to the almost hypnotic, yearning gaze of her pleading eyes as she beseeched me to proffer her daily treats.I considered my options carefully as I looked around to see if anyone was watching. Their wishes were clear, but what harm could *one* biscuit possibly do? What kind of barbaric monster would force their sweet dog to wear a sign around her neck prohibiting treats? How could I possibly be expected to withhold her daily Milk Bone? What had she done to deserve such barbaric treatment? And how many biscuits could I sneak to her without getting busted?Fortunately, my questions were soon answered by the arrival of her owner who graciously explained the reason for this seemingly abusive act. It turns out that the vineyard had been hosting their annual fall wine tasting all week long, and was providing the guests with salami, prosciutto, breads, and various types of gourmet cheeses to be paired with the wines. And in her role as official tasting room mascot, Maggie was allowed to circulate freely amongst the guests, who of course were rendered as powerless as I by her beseeching gaze. The result of their copious offerings of such rich meats and sharp cheeses upon her digestive system are best left to the imagination, and her humans were left with no alternative but to take drastic action in order to prevent Miss Maggie the Manipulative and Malodorous Moocher from rendering the tasting room uninhabitable.Fortunately for her, however, the feeding ban did NOT apply to ordinary dog biscuits, thus leaving me free to be the hero and ease her pangs of hunger on what turned out to be Quadruple Biscuit Friday. All was right with the world once again!By Scott Hodges.

ups-dogs: The Bandanna of Betrayal.The Shawl of Shame.The Horrible Hankie of Hunger.The Do-Rag of Dietary Deprivation and Despair.Upon m...

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bondibee: they’re roleplaying : bondibee: they’re roleplaying

bondibee: they’re roleplaying

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“You have a nice uhhhhhh…. Neck”: “You have a nice uhhhhhh…. Neck”

“You have a nice uhhhhhh…. Neck”

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relax-daily: The Acupuncture Mat is most popular for alleviating pain on the back, shoulders, neck, waist, hips, feet, and hands. However, your entire body can benefit from it. The most common way of using the Acupuncture Mat is to lie your back on the mat to ease the muscles and relax the body. Imagine your life with less anxiety, pain, soreness, headaches, migraines and tension..People around the world already use Acupuncture Mat daily to naturally relieve stress, back pain, migraines, insomnia, tension and sciatica without worrying about dangerous side effects from drugs or expensive treatments. It stimulates the production of endorphins in the brain which are powerful, natural pain killers. In less than 20-minutes each day, watch your muscle tension disappear and your energy levels rise! GET YOUR ACUPUNCTURE MAT AND PILLOW AVAILABLE HERE WHILE IN STOCK (PERFECT, SAFE AND MEANINGFUL GIFT FOR YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY) : relax-daily: The Acupuncture Mat is most popular for alleviating pain on the back, shoulders, neck, waist, hips, feet, and hands. However, your entire body can benefit from it. The most common way of using the Acupuncture Mat is to lie your back on the mat to ease the muscles and relax the body. Imagine your life with less anxiety, pain, soreness, headaches, migraines and tension..People around the world already use Acupuncture Mat daily to naturally relieve stress, back pain, migraines, insomnia, tension and sciatica without worrying about dangerous side effects from drugs or expensive treatments. It stimulates the production of endorphins in the brain which are powerful, natural pain killers. In less than 20-minutes each day, watch your muscle tension disappear and your energy levels rise! GET YOUR ACUPUNCTURE MAT AND PILLOW AVAILABLE HERE WHILE IN STOCK (PERFECT, SAFE AND MEANINGFUL GIFT FOR YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY)

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This spun so fast it hurt my neck: This spun so fast it hurt my neck

This spun so fast it hurt my neck

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bundibird: narukikukita: Bear Back, 24 x 30 inches, Oil on Canvas, 2016 Every now and then I’ll see a photo of something just a bit odd on my dash – like a photo of the back of a teddy bear’s head – and i wave it off as some unusual aesthetic that someone’s I to and go to scroll by And then I see that the caption says something like “oil on canvas” And I nearly crack my neck from the speed and force of the double take I immediately do : bundibird: narukikukita: Bear Back, 24 x 30 inches, Oil on Canvas, 2016 Every now and then I’ll see a photo of something just a bit odd on my dash – like a photo of the back of a teddy bear’s head – and i wave it off as some unusual aesthetic that someone’s I to and go to scroll by And then I see that the caption says something like “oil on canvas” And I nearly crack my neck from the speed and force of the double take I immediately do

bundibird: narukikukita: Bear Back, 24 x 30 inches, Oil on Canvas, 2016 Every now and then I’ll see a photo of something just a bit odd...

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tkthegoddess: okayysophia: socialistexan: warriormale: dragonsrequiem: whyyoustabbedme: Men not being allowed to be emotional & rampant homophobia are the reasons men commit suicide 3.5x more than women… most men are given no outlet to feel feelings. To the point that they kill themselves. This is a strong man who has been pushed to his limit. There is no shame in this man weeping, just as there is no shame in getting comfort from his brother. This does not make him any less manly or any weaker. The strength in this video clip is stunningly, perfectly manly to me. @warriormale could you please chime in? Showing emotions i.e. crying shows that you’re human. All humans cry. I’ve seen very tough fighters cry. Crying makes Men human. WarriorMale For context: NY Giants wide receiver Odell Beckham, the player that is crying, was brought to tears after seeing a teammate, linebacker Johnathon Casillas, sustain a pretty scary neck injury. The player consoling him is the Giants Punter, Brad Wing. The two are close friends and were teammates both in college at LSU and then professionally on the Giants. Odell is one of the best wide receivers in the league right now, potentially of all time, and a bunch of toxic men that did nothing with their lives won’t even let him have human emotion. Imagine what they do to each other. They only talk about mental health when someone finally dies. Let people express their emotions. This is important.💋 : tkthegoddess: okayysophia: socialistexan: warriormale: dragonsrequiem: whyyoustabbedme: Men not being allowed to be emotional & rampant homophobia are the reasons men commit suicide 3.5x more than women… most men are given no outlet to feel feelings. To the point that they kill themselves. This is a strong man who has been pushed to his limit. There is no shame in this man weeping, just as there is no shame in getting comfort from his brother. This does not make him any less manly or any weaker. The strength in this video clip is stunningly, perfectly manly to me. @warriormale could you please chime in? Showing emotions i.e. crying shows that you’re human. All humans cry. I’ve seen very tough fighters cry. Crying makes Men human. WarriorMale For context: NY Giants wide receiver Odell Beckham, the player that is crying, was brought to tears after seeing a teammate, linebacker Johnathon Casillas, sustain a pretty scary neck injury. The player consoling him is the Giants Punter, Brad Wing. The two are close friends and were teammates both in college at LSU and then professionally on the Giants. Odell is one of the best wide receivers in the league right now, potentially of all time, and a bunch of toxic men that did nothing with their lives won’t even let him have human emotion. Imagine what they do to each other. They only talk about mental health when someone finally dies. Let people express their emotions. This is important.💋

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spiroandthelacktones: transgirl-link: I take a sip of this and Dr. Pepper himself drops down from the ceiling and breaks my neck I found out I was trans when I tried to drink this and my hand clipped through It : spiroandthelacktones: transgirl-link: I take a sip of this and Dr. Pepper himself drops down from the ceiling and breaks my neck I found out I was trans when I tried to drink this and my hand clipped through It

spiroandthelacktones: transgirl-link: I take a sip of this and Dr. Pepper himself drops down from the ceiling and breaks my neck I foun...

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blackwitchmagicwoman: auroraluciferi: askmace: scholarlyapproach: DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO CEREAL!!! Listen in the past the poor have had to improvise cheap food the rich never wanted as a means to survive. And over the many years of innovation made the food taste good until eventually the rich where like: “Oh hay you actually like that garbage? Why on earth would you like it?” Then they try it, love it, start buying it, and then drive the price up so much it becomes a luxury good. They do this and its devastating, the food typically never becomes affordable again. It don’t matter how cheap the foo dis to produce, it doesn’t matter if there is almost no meat on the bone or its super difficult to eat and messy. Once the poor discover how to make some bit of cheap food taste good, the rich take it away via driving the price of it up. THEY DID THIS TO RIBS. Ribs were garage meat. Just look at them, there is hardly any meat on the bone, you have to eat them by hand usually, and they are messy. They where an undesirable cheap source of junk meat. But the poor being the poor made them taste good. (Because they don’t have much to choose from.) The rich discovered the meals the poor made with them and decided they liked ribs too. People discovered they could sell a few ribs to rich people and make way more money then selling lots of ribs to poor people and the price was driven up. DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO CEREAL!!! They did the same to brisket. You used to be able to get brisket for less than a dollar a pound, which meant you could get a twenty pound brisket fairly cheaply. And then you smoked it, sliced it, and had meat for weeks if not a full month. And it was tasty. I grew up eating brisket at least once a month because my family could afford it. It was a cheap meat because no rich person looks at the dangly part of the neck of a cow and goes ‘ooh, that looks tasty!’. But then Food Network started showcasing things like barbecued brisket. Rich people started showing up at places that weren’t just Rib Crib to get their barbeque. And the price of brisket went up. A lot. I regularly see it for over five dollars a pound in stores now. And while yeah, that might not seem like a lot when you’re talking only a pound or two of meat, brisket is normally sold in ten to twenty pound sizes. It’s become completely unaffordable to the people that made it delicious. Sushi used to be really cheap, too, until it became ‘trendy’. Guess why you’re now paying twelve dollars for your order of California rolls? Because rich people discovered something that poor people had been eating for ages. Noticed the prices of fajita meat, chicken thighs, or ham hocks has gone up recently? You guessed it. Rich people are taking our food and now we’re scrambling to afford the things that we grew up eating. Lobster is a perfect example of this phenomenon. For hundreds of years, lobster was regarded as a sort of insect larvae from the depth of the sea. It had zero appeal as a “luxury food” until people living in NY and Boston developed a taste for it. Before the 19th century, it was considered a “poverty food” or used as fertilizer and bait - some household servants specified in employment agreements that they would not eat lobster more than twice a week.It was also commonly served at prisons, which tells you something about prison food. Only by cleverly marketing lobster as an indulgence for the privileged made it cost so much. It became a vehicle for enormous profit spawning a multi-billion dollar global industry in the process. This mythical affection for lobster flesh - not its practical value in terms of taste, nutrition, or any other reasonable consideration - drives its value. LMAO. Wait. : blackwitchmagicwoman: auroraluciferi: askmace: scholarlyapproach: DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO CEREAL!!! Listen in the past the poor have had to improvise cheap food the rich never wanted as a means to survive. And over the many years of innovation made the food taste good until eventually the rich where like: “Oh hay you actually like that garbage? Why on earth would you like it?” Then they try it, love it, start buying it, and then drive the price up so much it becomes a luxury good. They do this and its devastating, the food typically never becomes affordable again. It don’t matter how cheap the foo dis to produce, it doesn’t matter if there is almost no meat on the bone or its super difficult to eat and messy. Once the poor discover how to make some bit of cheap food taste good, the rich take it away via driving the price of it up. THEY DID THIS TO RIBS. Ribs were garage meat. Just look at them, there is hardly any meat on the bone, you have to eat them by hand usually, and they are messy. They where an undesirable cheap source of junk meat. But the poor being the poor made them taste good. (Because they don’t have much to choose from.) The rich discovered the meals the poor made with them and decided they liked ribs too. People discovered they could sell a few ribs to rich people and make way more money then selling lots of ribs to poor people and the price was driven up. DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO CEREAL!!! They did the same to brisket. You used to be able to get brisket for less than a dollar a pound, which meant you could get a twenty pound brisket fairly cheaply. And then you smoked it, sliced it, and had meat for weeks if not a full month. And it was tasty. I grew up eating brisket at least once a month because my family could afford it. It was a cheap meat because no rich person looks at the dangly part of the neck of a cow and goes ‘ooh, that looks tasty!’. But then Food Network started showcasing things like barbecued brisket. Rich people started showing up at places that weren’t just Rib Crib to get their barbeque. And the price of brisket went up. A lot. I regularly see it for over five dollars a pound in stores now. And while yeah, that might not seem like a lot when you’re talking only a pound or two of meat, brisket is normally sold in ten to twenty pound sizes. It’s become completely unaffordable to the people that made it delicious. Sushi used to be really cheap, too, until it became ‘trendy’. Guess why you’re now paying twelve dollars for your order of California rolls? Because rich people discovered something that poor people had been eating for ages. Noticed the prices of fajita meat, chicken thighs, or ham hocks has gone up recently? You guessed it. Rich people are taking our food and now we’re scrambling to afford the things that we grew up eating. Lobster is a perfect example of this phenomenon. For hundreds of years, lobster was regarded as a sort of insect larvae from the depth of the sea. It had zero appeal as a “luxury food” until people living in NY and Boston developed a taste for it. Before the 19th century, it was considered a “poverty food” or used as fertilizer and bait - some household servants specified in employment agreements that they would not eat lobster more than twice a week.It was also commonly served at prisons, which tells you something about prison food. Only by cleverly marketing lobster as an indulgence for the privileged made it cost so much. It became a vehicle for enormous profit spawning a multi-billion dollar global industry in the process. This mythical affection for lobster flesh - not its practical value in terms of taste, nutrition, or any other reasonable consideration - drives its value. LMAO. Wait.

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Meirl: When someone tickles your neck Meirl

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hawksonfire: quicksillver: My @marvelreversebigbang piece in collab with @hawksonfire!! read it here: angels warned me never to fall down [ID black and white painting of Clint Barton and Bucky Barnes. Bucky is falling through the air, rifle slung over his back. He has his bionic arm wrapped around Clint’s neck as Clint is reaching out for him, hand around Bucky’s shoulder prepared to catch him. Clint has one arm wrapped around a metal bar, the only thing keeping them both from falling. end ID] Everyone needs to look at this amazingly gorgeous piece of art right now!!!! It’s so incredible and I love it with my whole heart!!! Thank you for creating it and letting me write a super cool fic for it! <33333 : MOUE hawksonfire: quicksillver: My @marvelreversebigbang piece in collab with @hawksonfire!! read it here: angels warned me never to fall down [ID black and white painting of Clint Barton and Bucky Barnes. Bucky is falling through the air, rifle slung over his back. He has his bionic arm wrapped around Clint’s neck as Clint is reaching out for him, hand around Bucky’s shoulder prepared to catch him. Clint has one arm wrapped around a metal bar, the only thing keeping them both from falling. end ID] Everyone needs to look at this amazingly gorgeous piece of art right now!!!! It’s so incredible and I love it with my whole heart!!! Thank you for creating it and letting me write a super cool fic for it! <33333

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Win win: 4:20 1 ON 1/8/20 YOU MATCHED WITH Sit on my face? Sure, but would you like to throw away your life like that? Am I gonna die if you do? Absolutely I'll break your neck Fucking win win When and where Sent Type a message Send GIF Win win

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https://t.co/3wWAMrA5s3: Armando Tarahumara I'm a doctor from India and he has no neck 2 hours ago https://t.co/3wWAMrA5s3

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With WWIII on the horizon..: 8:13 1 « Search Maggie YOU MATCHED WITH MAGGIE ON 1/6/20 Want to sit on my face before l get drafted to fight in WWIII ? Today 8:03 PM And cause a neck injury? You got it bro Want to *squat above my face* before I get drafted to fight in WI? That's not nearly as romantic Want to *squat above my face* **with a candle on the nightstand** before I get drafted to fight in WWIII ? Sent Type a message Send GIF (0 With WWIII on the horizon..

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this man is a legend: August 31 at 11:53am I WAS AT A PARTY LAST NITE AN THEY BUSTED OUT A TATTOO GUN I WAS LIKE HELL YEA I BEEN TRYNA GET A SICK NECK TAT 4EVER 190 WELL I WAS PRETTY MESSED UP ALREADY AN I PASSED OUT BUT WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNIN I WAS LIKE WTF IS THIS SHIT THA GUY WAS ALL LIKE THATS UR I WAS LIKE WTF RU TALKIN ABOUT AN HE SAID I GAVE U A NECK TATTOO IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE UR NECK 100 I WAS LIKE I NECK TATTOO HOMEY WANTED A TATTOO ON MY NECK NOT OF MY NECK U FUCKIN IDIOT THEN HE WAS LIKE WELL THATS UR FUCKIN FAULT 4 NOT SPECIFYIN NOW GIMME MY 17 DOLLARS WTF this man is a legend

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Merry crisis: textpostgiant one-time-i-dreamt I ordered Jimmy Johns and it took the delivery man 5 minutes and 1 second to bring me my food and he showed up with a katana and my sandwich and said "I'm so sorry, I've gone over my time promise, please, dispose of me, I am worthless" and handed me the katana and I was like "yo what, I don't care dude, go back to your work it's fine" and he was like "THEN BOSS WILL DISPOSE OF ME YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I BROKE THE PROMISE" and then cops showed up and started shooting at him and was like "YOU'RE TOO KIND LADY, HE MUST DIE, ITS A LAW." and then one cop started swinging the katana at his neck then I woke up sporty-cus Source name. Keep forgetting to look at source names Merry crisis

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Best Protect Ya Neck: Bon Vivant e @BreeziNUrMouth Netflix has their foot on Disney's neck right now They said fuck those throwbacks, we got new heat. Mimosa Papi @LosWithTheeMost · 20h Squidward is getting a Netflix Spinoff. apple.news/A4pdhoqoWSh-jc... BuzzFeeD Squidward Is Getting His Own Netflix Spin-Off And, TBH, It's About Time Best Protect Ya Neck

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huge dinosaur: | AM A FEARSOME AND MEAN HUGE DINOSAUR AAAA NICE NECK! WHAT ARE YA A FUCKIN' GIRAFFE WHAT GIOAFFE AAAA WHAT'S A GIRAFFE LOSER! EXTRA FABULOUS COMICS huge dinosaur

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Let this be lesson for you: When your brother breaks your PC so you break his neck Get ectored Let this be lesson for you

Let this be lesson for you

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memesforages:Wait what: Me: Breaks enemy's neck to save ammo. Everybody else at the lazertag: memesforages:Wait what

memesforages:Wait what

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Dang: *EXTREMELY LOUD* Chiropractic CRACKING takes 14 YEARS of Pain Away HentOi_UwU · 5 days ago I cracked my brothers neck and he didn't move he was so relaxed he slept with his eyes open 目 114 5.5K DERHIP Dang

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neck: Kyle Brownlee @_kylebrownlee STAMA how are unicorns fake but giraffes are real like what's more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot neck Kyle Brownlee @_kylebrownlee SZAMA yeah you tell me which mf looks like it's from a different planet

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Dang: *EXTREMELY LOUD* Chiropractic CRACKING takes 14 YEARS of Pain Away HentOi_UwU · 5 days ago I cracked my brothers neck and he didn't move he was so relaxed he slept with his eyes open 目 114 5.5K DERHIP Dang

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Wait what: Me: Breaks enemy's neck to save ammo. Everybody else at the lazertag: Wait what

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My neck…. My back: My neck My back ige 15 18 Mapoosi Anmacrak Add Friend My neck…. My back

My neck…. My back

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.: a handy airpods strap AirPods Carrying Strap TAPPER nordstrom.com $60.00 SHOP NOW He'll never lose a single AirPod again with this handy woven strap he can wear around his neck that keeps both buds secure. It is evolving, just backwards .

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*Anxiety noises* by cam-nash MORE MEMES: Me: Breaks enemy's neck to save ammo. Everybody else at the lazertag: *Anxiety noises* by cam-nash MORE MEMES

*Anxiety noises* by cam-nash MORE MEMES

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*Anxiety noises*: Me: Breaks enemy's neck to save ammo. Everybody else at the lazertag: *Anxiety noises*

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We have officially come full circle: a handy airpods strap AirPods Carrying Strap TAPPER nordstrom.com $60.00 SHOP NOW He'll never lose a single AirPod again with this handy woven strap he can wear around his neck that keeps both buds secure. We have officially come full circle

We have officially come full circle

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laughoutloud-club: Have I done anything wrong ?: Me: *Breaks enemy's neck to save ammo 24 Everyone else at the paintball game: laughoutloud-club: Have I done anything wrong ?

laughoutloud-club: Have I done anything wrong ?

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neck: SUPER SIZE @GrandeMarshall dude had a heart attack on the flight and wake me up the damn attendants gon talking bout am I a doctor nigga I have a tattoo on my neck 7:27 PM Sep 22, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 43.8K Likes 8K Retweets @GrandeMarshall 18h SUPER SIZE Replying to @G randeMarshall they were waking everybody up but the fuck why would y'all wake ME up ONT t 113 6 1.8K

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ileolai: Those articals also don’t take into account the context of [some, not all] European diets. In places where food is treated as a sacred social activity and you get an hour or more to eat lunch, it’s easier to make healthier choices. And you go out to eat and chill and bond with your friends and family, or laze around a park, even during work lunch breaks. In the places where people are healthiest, scarfing down something from the microwave in the back room while your boss breathes down your neck on your 15 minute non-break would be outrageous. Having no time or energy to prepare dinner or relax because you’re so overworked is significantly rarer. A glass of red wine is good for you, but probably not as important as the fact you get hours to appreciate it in the company of other people. It’s universal healthcare and worker’s rights and just valuing human life in general : biggie structural smalls Follow @argumentwinner remember when there used to be all these articles about how people in europe live longer than americans because they drink red wine and eat more olive oil or bullshit like that? turns out it was universal healthcare the whole time 5:50 AM -5 Nov 2019 42,412 Retweets 203,272 Likes t 42K 203K 277 ileolai: Those articals also don’t take into account the context of [some, not all] European diets. In places where food is treated as a sacred social activity and you get an hour or more to eat lunch, it’s easier to make healthier choices. And you go out to eat and chill and bond with your friends and family, or laze around a park, even during work lunch breaks. In the places where people are healthiest, scarfing down something from the microwave in the back room while your boss breathes down your neck on your 15 minute non-break would be outrageous. Having no time or energy to prepare dinner or relax because you’re so overworked is significantly rarer. A glass of red wine is good for you, but probably not as important as the fact you get hours to appreciate it in the company of other people. It’s universal healthcare and worker’s rights and just valuing human life in general

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My Spanish teacher said cuello is the back of your neck and garganta is the front…: The native speaker and the white teacher who taught himself Spanish arguing over words Los gringos trying to pick up the slang My Spanish teacher said cuello is the back of your neck and garganta is the front…

My Spanish teacher said cuello is the back of your neck and garganta is the front…

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A little @Seahawks trickery in Philly. TOUCHDOWN, @DangeRussWilson to Malik Turner on the double pass! #Seahawks #SEAvsPHI 📺: FOX 📱: NFL app // Yahoo Sports app Watch free on mobile: https://t.co/YLI9jW8U5W https://t.co/5Jk234hHLR: FOX NFL 1ST& 10 0 5-5 3 05 SEAHAWKS 1st & 10 8-2 EAGLES 1st 6:05 OUT: LB Vander Esch (neck) QUESTIONABLE: G Williams (knee) SCORES DAL A little @Seahawks trickery in Philly. TOUCHDOWN, @DangeRussWilson to Malik Turner on the double pass! #Seahawks #SEAvsPHI 📺: FOX 📱: NFL app // Yahoo Sports app Watch free on mobile: https://t.co/YLI9jW8U5W https://t.co/5Jk234hHLR

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diamancris: dammit beauregard you useless lesbian : WHAT ARE THOSE MARKS ALL OVER YOUR NECK? BADGES OF HONOR QASP DID You GET IN A F1GHT LAST NIGHT? I MEEAAAN... १!१\? You COULD SAY NOM OHM I'D SAY WE WON. Вотн SIMULTANEOUSLY? I DE FINITELY WON. WE WON A TI MES FEW COOL Cool. CooL diamancris: dammit beauregard you useless lesbian

$diamancris: dammit beauregard you useless lesbian : WHAT ARE THOSE MARKS ALL OVER YOUR NECK? BADGES OF HONOR QASP DID You GET IN A F1GHT LAST NIGHT? I MEEAAAN... १!१\? You COULD SAY NOM OHM I'D SAY WE WON. Вотн SIMULTANEOUSLY? I DE FINITELY WON. WE WON A TI MES FEW COOL Cool. CooL diamancris: dammit beauregard you useless lesbian$