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Read till the end!: Board /b/ - Random v Settings Home : Anonymous 01/24/19(Thu)22:26:21 No.790881132 >be me >finishing last year of med school >hardest thing I've ever done in my life >super intense studies never really had time for social life or grills >last day of class 445 KB JPG >all the disciplines gathers for final summit >meet random Indian girl >pretty hot for a street shitter >smalltalk.mp3 >she invites me to end of the year party at friends house >fuck it why not >arrive at party >full of chad and becky medfags so party is boring as fuck >think about leaving >finally spot the poopy qt >she's actually really interesting >end up talking about vidyas and music all night >eventually tells me her parents still live in some slum back in India >parents gave everything to get her to school >sadviolin.wav >fast forward a month >finally graduated >grill and I have getting more serious >we are both looking for a residency at any hospital that will take us >entire process is exhausting >India qt tells me she is going home to visit her parents >asks me to go with her >never been abroad and need a break from job search >decide to go with cont. >Airlndia.gif >inside of the plane smells like a curry dumpster >finally make it to New Delhi >parents live an hour car ride outside of the city >landscape getting increasingly shitty >see people literally shitting in the streets >wild dogs everywhere >get to parents house >mudhut with no windows >qt keeps apologizing for the slum horror >introduce myself to the parents >typical India npc's but super nice >mom starts cooking dinner >dad constantly swearing and chasing off dogs that try to come in the house while mom cooks >tells me the dogs are huge problem >tells me locals round up and kill the female dogs to stop them from breeding >grossed tf out but shrug it off >mom announces dinner is ready >never had authentic Indian food so l'm fucking stoked >mfw the mom brings out an actual lasagna >mom sees l'm stunned and confused >"oh, anon, my daughter told me you're Italian" >i'm sicilian but ok >don't want to be rude >to my shock the lasagna is actually incredible >mom explains how difficult it was to find the ingredients >l ask what kind of meat she used >"oh it's from last nights dog slaughter" >excusemewhatthefuck.jpeg >mfw l'm eating street dog >mfw l'm eating dog lasagna >mfw I realize I'm literally eating bitch lasagna >bitch lasagna >T-series ain't nothin but a bitch lasagna Read till the end!
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