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Bad, Crazy, and Fall: I enjoy this subreddit because I see a lot of people on here that didn't fall victim to the crazy sjw shit show on social media that's very prominent today However, sometimes I feel like people on this subreddit get a little too extreme and become just like what they despise: discriminatory. I've seen people on here say stuff like "see THIS is why I don't like black women" or "yeah gay people are really getting on my nerves" and stuff like that. I'm sure we all hate extremists. But we shouldn't hate ALL people in a demographic just because there are some extremists in there. As a black woman who is not an sjw, it kind of hurts to know that the extremists in our race have made people dislike our entire race completely. I really hope people know that when they see a post from an idiot sjw, not ALL people in the demographic of that sjw are like that. I'm sure we can all agree that we dislike the annoying "woke" crowd. But that doesn't mean we should hate blacks We all dislike extremist 3rd wave feminism. But we shouldn't hate women. We all dislike EXTREMISTS of ANY kind. But we shouldn't hate ANY demographic If we fall victim to hating all people of a certain demographic, then we are just as bad as the sjw's we hate. This subreddit is fun for maintaining sanity in an overly politic correct world, but let's not become as bad as the sjw's we dislike Let's try to spread some love. -Sincerely, u/aa_diorr Just something I wanted to post for Sanity Sunday. Lets not become the hate we see. ❤️❤️❤️
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80s, Being Alone, and Bad: R UL ES. FOR DATaNG MY D A UG HTER According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly. ts wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees dort care what humans think is impossible. Yellow black. Yellow black Yellow black. Yellow black Och, black and yeliowl Lets shake it upa little. Baryl Breakfast is readyt Oomingt Hang on a second Hello?- Bary?-Adam?- Oan you believe this is happening?-Icart. nl pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sony. fm excited Here's the graduate. Were very proud of you son A perfect report card all Bs. Very proud Mat I got a thing going here.- You got int on your fuzz. Ow That's met-Wave to us! Well be in row 118,000. Byel Bary, I told you stop fying in the housel-Hey, Adam-Hey, Bary-Is that furz gel?-A litle. Special day, graduation Never thought fd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awoward Three days college. fm glad I took a day and Nitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different-Hi, Bary.-Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good-Hear about Frankie?-Yeah- You going to the funeral?-Na, fm net going Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Dort waste it on a squimel. Such a hothead I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. Thats why we dort need vacations. Boy, qulte a bit of pemp. under the circumstances.- Wel, Adam, today we are men We arel-Bee-men Ament Halleljaht Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Burrwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating elass of..15. That concludes our ceremanies. And begins your career at Honex Industriest Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation Heads upl Here we ga. Keep your hands and anternas inside the tram at all times. Wonder what inl be like?-A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group This is it Wow. Wow We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole fe to get to the point where you can wark for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formda is automatically color-corected scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet synp with its distinetive goiden glow you kow as... Haneyl-That girf was hot She's my cousint-She is?-Yes, we're all cousins,-Right. Youre right At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.- What do you think he makes?-Not enough Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.-What does that de?-Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us milions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Oof course Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small o iits done wel, means a lot. But choose carefuly because youl stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didt kow that. Whafs the difference? You be hapy to know that bees, as a species, havert had ane day off in 27 million years. So youll just work us to death? Well sure try. Wow job if is done do you think he makes? N yp with ts dstinctive oni yo asabee, have wo triest Will we pick oauriob to he ciumstances-Well the funeral?-Na fmnet ght rd make it. Three da prfect report card That biew my mind "What's the difference?T How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. fm relieved Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam how could they never have told us that Wy would you question anything? Were bees. Were the most perfectly functioning society on Earth You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what7 Give me one example. I dort know But you know what fm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a secand Oheck it out-Hey, those are Pollen Jockst- Wow. ve never seen them this close. They know what its like cutside the hive. Yeah, but some dort come back-Hey, Jockst- Hi, Jockst You guys did great! Youre monsters! Youtre sky treaks! I love it I love it-twonder where they were.-I dot know. Their days not planned Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You catjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. Thats more polen than you and I will see in a lifetime. Its just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless youre wearingi arnd the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Arert they our cousins too? Distant. Distarst. Look at these twa. Oouple of Hive Hamys. Lets have fun with them t mst be dangerous being a Polen Jock. Yeah Once a bear pirned me agaist a mushroom He had a paw on my theroat, and with the other, he was slapping mel-On, myt-Inever thought rd knock him out What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authortties. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasrt comrades? Yeah Gusty. Were hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorow Six miles, hh-Bamyl A pusdle jump for us, but maybe youre not up for it Maybe I am-You are not Were going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, brzy-boy? Are you bee enought I might be. It all depends on what 0900 mears. Hey, Honex! Dad you surprised me. You decide what youre interested int- Wel there's a lot of choices.- But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son let me tell you about stiming You grab that stick and you just move it srourd and you stie it around You get yourself into a thythm. Its a beautifd thing. You Our son the stirert-Youre gonna be a stimer?-No ones listering to met Wait till you see the sticks I have. I couid saay anything right now. fm gonna get an ant tattool Lets open some honey and celebratel Maybe pierce my thorax. Shave my anternae. Shack up with a grasshopper Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg'! m se proud- Were starting work todayt- Today's the day. Oome on All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right Pollen eounting, stunt bee, pouring, stime, front desk, hair removal...-s it still available?-Hang an Two left One of themts yourst Oongratulationsl Step to the side.- Whatd you get-Picking crud out Stellart Wow Oouple of newbies? Yes, sirt Our frst dayt We are readyt Make your choice- You want to go first?-Na you ga Oh, my. Whats available? Restroom attendants open, not for the reason you think-Any chance of getting the Kreiman?-Sure, youre on fm somy, the Krelman just elosed out. Wax monkey's ahways open The Krelman opened up again What happenedtA bee ded Makes an opering. See? Hes dead Another dead one. Deady. Deadfed Two more dead Dead from the eck up. Dead from the neck down. That's lifel Oh tis is so hard Heating, cooling, sturnt bee, pourer, stimer, humming, inspector number severn lint coordinator, stripe supervisor mite wrangle Bary, what do you think I shoud.. Bay? Bamyl All right, welve got the sunflower patch in quasdrant nine What happened to you? Where are yout- fm going out Out? Out where?-Out there.-Oh, nol I have to before I go to work for the rest of my life. Youre goma diel Youre eraryl Helle? Another eall coming in. If anyenes feeling brave, there's a Korean dell on 83ed that gets their roses today Hey, guys.-Look at that-Isrt that the id we saw yesterday? Hold it, son ight decks restricted It's OK, Lou Were ganna take him up. Realy? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that-Thank you-OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all bees cannot fly in rain So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, bieds, bears and bats. Alsa, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling lke a cicada That's awful-And a reminder for you rookles, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humanst All right, unch positions! Buzz, bz, bar, bzzt Burz, burz, burz, burz! Burz, burz, buz, buurz! Black and yellow Hellol You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah Yeah, bring it an Wind check. Antennse, check- Nectar pack, check Wings, check Stinger, check. Seared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, lets move t out Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you drain those flowersl Wowl fm out I cart beleve fm out So blue. I feel so fast and freel Bax kitel Wowt Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual, Bring it around 30 degrees and hold Roses! 30 degrees, roger Bringing it arournd Stand to the side, kid its got a bit of a kick. That is one neetar colectort-Ever see pollination up close?- No, sie I pick up some polen here, sprinkde it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? its a little bit of magie. That's amazing. Why do we do that? Thats polen power Mare polen more flowers, more necta, more honey for us Oool. fm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Dort we need those? Ocpy that visual. Wait One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say ogain? Youre reporting a moving flower? Atffimative. That was on the line This is the coolest. What is i?I dot know but fm loving this color t smeils good Not like a flowe ut like it. Yeah, furzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. ts a little grabby. My sweet lord of beest Oandy-brain, get off therel Problemt-Guyst-is could be bod Afemative. Very elose. Gorna hurt Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, roodel Ooming ln at you like a missilel Help mel I dort think these are flowers-Should we tell him?-I think he knows. What is this Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because youre about to eat t Yowser Gros. Theres a bee in the cart- Do something!-frm driving!-Hi, bee.-Hes bock herel Hes going to sting mel Nobody move. you dort move, he wort sting you Freezel He binked Spray him, Grarnyt What are you doing Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oart fly in rain Oart fy in rain Oant ly in rain Mayday! Maydayt Bee going down Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, couid you close the window please? Check out my new resume. I made it into a feld-out brochure. You see? Folds then, Theyre out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, thyre flabbergasted eart believe what I say, There's the sun Maybe thars a way out I dot remember the sun having a big 75 on it Ipredcted gicbal warming, I couid feel it getting hotter At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stopl Beel Stand back These are winter boots. Wait Dorft kill Nm You know fm allergic to them! This thing could kill mel Why does his lde have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? fm just saying all life has value. You dont know what hes capable of feeling. My brochure There you go, little guy, fm net scared of him ts an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks-Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?-Sure, Ken You know, whatever You could put carob chips on there Bye.-Supposed to eless calories. Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my ife. i gotta say something All right, here it goes. Nah What would I say?l could really get in trouble. It's a bee law Youre not supposed to talk to a human lcart believe fm doing this. Ive got to Oh,l cart do it Oome onl No. Yes. Na. Do it I cart. How should I start it? You like jazzr No, thats no good Here she comes! Speak, you fool Hil fm sony.- Youre talking- Yes, I know Youre talikingt fm so sony. No, its OK. Its fine. I know fm dreaming. But I dot recall going to bed. Wel, fm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a suprise to me. I mean youre a beel I am And fm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasrt for you. I had to thank you it's just how Iwas raised. That was a little weird- fm talking with a bee.- Yeah fm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me I just warnt to say fm grateful. l leave now.-Wait How dd you leam to do thar?-What? The talking thing. Same way you did Iguess. "Mama, Dada honey You pick it up. Thats very funny,- Yeah Bees are funy. we didt laugh, wed cry with what we have to deal with Anyway.. Oan L.get you something?-Like what? I donh know I mean. I dont know Ocfee? I dort want to put you out. s no trouble. It takes two minutes-It's ust coffee-I hate to impose. Dort be ridiculous-Actually, i would love a cup Hey. you want nm cake?-1should-Have some. No, Icat-Oome ont Im trying to lose a couple micrograms-Where?- These stripes dort help. You look great! I dont kneow if you know anything about fashion Are you all right? No He's making the tie in the cab as theyre ying up Madison He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church The wedding is on And he says, "Watermelan? I thought you said Guatemalan Why would I many a watermelon? is that a bee joke? Thats the kind of stuff we do. Yeah different. So, what are you gonna do, Banry? About work? dont know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I cart do it the way they want. I know how you feel.-You do-Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.-Really?-My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan Anyway, if you look. There's my ive right there. See in Youre in Sheep Meadow! Yes! Im right off the Turtle Pond No way! I know that area I lost a toe ring there once.- Why do girls put rings on their toes?- Why not?-ts like putting a hat on your knee.- Maybe nl try that You all right, malam?-Oh yeah Fine. Just having two cups of coffeel Anyway, this has een great Tranks or the cofee Yeal i no trouble. Soy i couldt finish it. idd fd be up the rest of my life. Are you.7Oan I take a piece of this with me? Surel Here, hve a crumb-Thankst- Yeah All right. Well, then... I guess i see you around Or not OK, Bay. And thank you so much again.. for before. Oh that? That was nothing Well, not nothing, but.. Anyway This cart possibly work He's all set to ga. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pul the chte. Sounds amazing-t was amazing! t was the scarlest, happlest moment of my life. Humans! I cant believe you were with humans! Giant, scary hurnans! What were they like? Huge and crary. They talk crary. They eat crary glant things. They drive crary.-Do they try and kill you like on TVn-Some of them But some of them dort-Howd you get back?-Poode. You did it, and fm glad You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your experience Now you can pick out yourjob and be nomal,-Wel..-Wel? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? A wasp Your parents wll kill yout-No, no, no, not a wasp Spider?-m not attracted to spiders. I know its the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all.I cart get by that face. So who is she? She's.. buman. No, no. Thats a bee law You wouldt break a bee law-Her name's Vanessa. Oh boy. Shels so nice. Aned she's a florist! Oh, nol Youre dating a human florist! We're not dating. Youre flying outside the hive, taiking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamitel She saved my lifel And she understands me. This is over Eat this. This is not over What was that?- Theye call it a crumb-t was so stingirt stripeyl And thats not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat- You know what a Oimnabon is?- No. It's bread and cinamon and frosting They heat it up... Sit down ealy hod-Listen to me We are not them! Were us. There's us and theres them Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yeaming? There's no yeaming. Stop yeaming. Lsten to me You have got to start thinking bee, my friend Thinking beel- Thinking bee. Thinking bee. Thinking beel Thinking beel Thinking beel Thinking beel There he is. Hes in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry?I gotta start thinking bee How much longer will this go on? s been three days! Why aret you working? ve got a lot of big life decisions to think about What life? You have no life! You have no job Youre barely a beel Would it kall you to make a little honey? Bany, come out Your father's taliking to you Martin, wouid you talk to him? Bary, Im talking to yout You coming? Got everything? All set Go ahead l catch up. Dort be too long. Watch thist Vanessal- We're still here.-Itoid you not to yell at him He doesrit respond to yeling- Then why yell at me?-Because you dorft listent fm not listening to this. Somy, Ive gotta go-Where are you going?-m meeting a friend A girt? Is this why you carft decide? Bye. Ijust Why dort you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your tum TIVo You can just freeze live TV? Thats insanel You dort have that? We have Hivo, but its a disease. ts a homble, homble disease. Oh my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We ty not to sting. Its usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very caretuly. You kick a wal take a walk, wite an angry letter and throw it out Work through it lke any emotion Anger jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK7 Yeah-What is wrong with youn- Iits a bug. Hes not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep What was that? A Pic N Save circularn Yeah, it was. How did you know? t felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-fve is pretty much our limit. Youlve realy got that down to a science.-1 lost a cousin to talian Vogue.-l bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Lictta Private Select?-s he that actor?-Inever heard of him -Why is this here?-For people. We eat it. You dot have enough food of your own?-Well, yes.- How do you get i?- Bees make it.-Iknow who makes it And it's hard to make it There's heating, cooling, stining. You need a whole Krelman thing!-ts organie-s ourganict it's just honey, Bary. Just what Bees dont now about thist This is stealing! A lot of stealing! Youve taken our homes, schools, hospltalst This is al we havel And its on sale m getting to the bottom of this. Im getting to the bottom of all of thist Hey, Hector You almost done-Almost He is here. Isense it Well, Iguess go home now and just leave this nice honey out with no one around. Youre busted box boyt I knew I heard something. So you can taild I can talk And now youl start taliking! Where you geting the sweet stuf? Whd your supplier? I dort understand I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset beest Youre too latel ts ours nowt You si have crossed the wrong sword You sit will be lunch for my iguana, ignaciol Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farmst t comes from Honey Farmst Orary person! What homble thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what Nt them And now they're on the road to nowhere Just keep still, What? Youre not dead? Do l look ad? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Haney Farms. I am onto something huge here. fm going to Alaska. Moose blood crary stuff. Blows your head off fm going to Tacoma-And you?-He really is dead All right Uh-oh- What is that-Oh, not-Awipert Triple biadel- Triple blade? Jump ont Its your dead? They ww fyia lgnaciol Where is th ca tae I can tak. And now le m getting to the b nd it's hard to make t Thres Hercules is this? How did eis et b body. Get out of here, you crt only chance, beet Why does everything hove to be so doggone clean How much do you people need to seet Open your eyest Stick your head out the windowl From NPR News in Washington, fm Oarl Kasel. But dot l no more bugs!-Beel-Moose blood guyi- You hear something?-Like what? Lke tiny screaming. Tum ff the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow I assume wherever this truck goes is where theyre geting it. I mean, that honey's ours.-Bees hang tight.- Were all jammed in it's a close community. Not us, man We on our own Every mosquito on his own-What if you get in trouble You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack See a mosquito, smack, smack At least youre out in the world You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonly. Mosquito girl dort want no mosquito. You got to be kidding mel Moosebioods about to leave the building So long, beel Hey, guyst-Mooseblood I new rd catch yall down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure proft. What is this place? A bees got a brain the size of a pinhead They are pinheedst Pinhead Oheck ot the new smoker.- Ch sweet. Thats the one you want. The Thomas 3000 Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatile. Twice the nicotine, all the tar A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. They make the honey, and we make the money7 Oh, myt What's going an? Are you OK? Yeah It doesnt last too long. Do you know youre in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your quen? Thats a man in womerts clothest Thats a drag gueent What is this? Oh nol Theres harndreds of them Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale This is worse than anything bears have done intend to do something. Oh, Bamy, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? Thats a rumoe Do these look like rumors? Thats a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. What?- Talking to humans He has a human girttriend And they make out Make ou? Bayt We do not-You wish you could- Whose side are you on? The beest I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night Bary, this is what you want to do with your ife? 1 want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than beest Dad I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stining. You couldit stop remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We Bive on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it realy hurts. In the face! The eyel- That would hurt No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hives only full-hour action news source. No more bee beardst With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk Weather with Stom Stinger Sports with Burz Larvi And Jeanete Ohung-Good evering. fm Bob Bumble. And fm Jeanete Ohung A tri-county bee, Bary Benson intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegaly! Tomomow night on Bee Lary King, well have three former queens here in our studio discusing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon Tonight we're talkding to Bary Benson Did you ever think Tm a kid from the hive. I cart do this7 Bees have never been afraid to change the world What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where fm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community lis supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know they have a Lary King in the human world too. t's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots..Next week.. Glasses, quotes on the bottonm from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next weekd Theyre scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken She's 81. Honey, her backhands a jokel fm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here.- Is that that same bee?-Yes, it ist fm helping Nim sue the human race. -Hello Hello, bee. This is Ken Yeah I remember you Timberfand size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I beleve. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go'eause we're realy busy working. But its our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult You poor thing You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. -Frosting How many sugars? Just one ltry not to use the competition So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop tnstead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouguets now Those are great, if you/re three. And artificial flowers- Oh, those just get me paychotict-Yeah me too. Bent stingers, pointiess polination Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil thats had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a itle bit: This lawsuits a pretty big deal.-I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am t sure? When fm done with the humans, they wort be able to say, Honey, fm home without paying a royaltyt ts an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan where the world aniously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actusly speak, What have we gotten into here, Bany? ts pretty big, ist it? icart believe how many humans dort work during the day. You think billion-dolar mutinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barmicade. What's the matter?-Idort know I just got a chil Well, if it isrt the bee team You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Bany Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mc. Montgomery, youre representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... youre representing all the bees of the world? fm kidding. Yes, Your Honox were ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery.your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the juy, my grandmother was a simple woman Bom on a tam, she believed t was maris divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lhved in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, Just think of what would it mean I would have to negotiate with the silkwom for the elastic in my britches! Taiking beel How do we know this ist some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Holywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Roboticat Ventriloquismt Oloningt For all we know, he could be on sterolds! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen there's no trickery here. fm just an ordinary bee, Honey's pretty important to me. ts Important to all bees. We invented it We make it. And we otion-plcture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They coid be od put before us. If we tived in the topsy-turvy world M. Benson imagines wre ready to proceed Mr. Montgomery, your opening statemert piese protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause were the little guyst Im hoping that, after this is all over youl see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish hed dress like that ol the time. So nicel Oal your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honront Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeepe i find that to be a very disturbing tem I dot Imagine you employ any bee-free-ens, do you?-No-Icouldt hear you-No-No Because you dort free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. Theyre very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear You mean like this? Bears kill beest Howd you like his head crashing through your living room Biting into your coucht Spiting out your throw pillows! OK, thats enough Take him away, So Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me-Where have iI heard it before?-I was with a band called The Police. But youve never been a police officer, have you? No, I havert. No, you havert And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Me Sting? Because fm feeling a little stung, Sting Or should I say Mr. Gordon M Sumner That's not his real name You ldiots! Me. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you Thank you I see from your resume that youre devilishly handsome with a chuming inner turmoil thats ready to blow I enjoy what I do is that a crime? Not yet it isnt. But is this what its come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you dort have to rehearse your part and leam your lines, si? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now This ist a goodfela This is a bodella! Why doest someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home-Order in this court-Youtre al thinking it Ordert Order, I sayt-Say it-Mr. Uotta, please sit down I think it was awuly nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right legally? m a florist. Right Wel, heres to a great team To a great teamt Well, hella-Kent-Hela I didt think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but.. the battery. t didt want all this to go to waste, so l caled Barry. Luckly, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. Theres a lite left. I could heat it up Yeah heat it up, sure, whatever So I hear youre quite a ternis player. m not much for the game myself. The bals a little grabby. Thats where I uualy sit. Right there. Ken, Bary was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isrt really a special skill. You think I dort see what youre doing? 1 know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out Thats just what I was thinking about doing, Ken, I let Bary borow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was al ight fm goling to drain the old stinger Yeah you do that Look at that. You knowe Ive just about had it with your litle mind games.- Whats that?-talian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ade. Remember what Van said why is your life more valuabie than mine? Funny, I just cant seem to recall that I think something stinks in herel love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of fiames Not as much. Water bugt Not taking sidest Ken fm wearing a Ohapstick hat This is pathetie ve got issues! Wel, well well, a royal usht-Youre bluffing-Am ? Surfs up dudel Poo watert That bowl is gnarty. Except for those dirty yellow ringst Kenneth What are you dolingt You know I dort even lie honeyt I dort eat iet We need to tald Hes just a tle beel And he happens to be the nicest bee ve met in a long time Long time? What are you taling aboutt Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And youre one of them! Finel Tailking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coastert Goodbye, Ken And for your information I prefer sugar-fre, atificial sweetenes made by mant fm somy about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it lalways felt there was some kind of bamier between Ken and me. I couidt overcome it. O well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montpomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr Bamy Benson Bee to the stand Good ideat You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah Layton, youve gotta weave Are you allergic? Only to losing, son Only to losing. Mc Benson Bee, ask you what I think weld all like to know What exactly is your relationship to that woman?Were friends. Good friends?-Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her litlebedbug? ve seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand doest your queen give birth to all the bee children?-Yeah, but-So those arent your real parents- Oh, Bay-Yes, they arel Hold me bock Youre an ilegitimate bee, arert you Benson? Hes denouncing beest Dort yall date your cousins?-Objection-fm going to pincushion this guyt Adam dort ts what he wants Oh m hit Oh, lordy, I am hit Order Ordert The venom The venom is coursing through my veinst I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction You see? You cart treat them like equals! Theyre striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they knowt it's their wayt-Adam, stay with me.-I cart feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocksi will have order in this court. Ordert Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed tum against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery.-Hey, buddy- Hey.-Is there much pain?-Yeah LIbew the whole case, didtnn doest matter. What matters is youre alve. You could have died fd be better off dead Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich Look, there's a litle celery still on it. What was it ke to sting someone?I cant explain it. It was al... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All ight. You think it was all a trap? Of course. fm somy. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world What will the humans do to us if they win? Idont know I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesrt sound so bad Adam they check in, but they dont check out Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window?- Why?-The smoke. Bees dort smoke. Right. Bees dort smoke. Bees dort smokel But some bees are smoking. That's it Thats our casel it is? s not over? Get dressed Ive gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can And assuming youve done step comectly, youre ready for the tub. M Flayman Yes? Yes, Your Honor Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Hono, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we dort make very good time. I actually heard a furny story about. Your Honor havent these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this courts valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd sheranigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who nun legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire casel Me. Flayman, fm afraid fm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomerys motion But you cartt We have a temific case Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gunt Hold it, Your Honort You want a smokding gun? Here is your smoking gun What is that? s a bee smokert What, this? This harmless litle contraption? This couldrt hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked Smoking or non is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Uving out our lives as honey slaves to the white man?- What are we goa do?-Hes playing the species card Ladies and gentiemen, please, free these bees! Free the beest Free the beest Free the bees! Free the beest Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the beest Vanessa, we won! I kew you could do it High-fivel Somy, fm OKI You know what this means? All the honey will frrally belong to the bees. Now we wort have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson Youll rogret this. Bay, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Bamy, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and t have no pants. What if Montpgomery's right?-What do you mean? Weve been Eving the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, well demand a complete shutdown of ll bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with every last drop We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a fithy, smely, bad-breath stink machine. Were all aware of what they do in the woods, Wait for my signal. Take him out. Hell have nauseous for a few hours, then hell be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames.. But ifs just a prance-about stage namelunecessary innclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack gamishments. Oart breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good Tap it. Mr. Burzwell, we just passed three cups, and therels gallons more coming!-I think we need to shut downt-Shut down? Weve never shut down. Shut down honey production Stop making honeyt Tum your key, sirt What do we do now? Oannonball Were shuting honey production Mission abort. Aborting pollination e some magic with this jury, or its ganna be all over. Dont wory. The only thing I have to do to tum this jury around is to remind them of what they dont like about bees,- You got the tweezers? honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if hamans liked our honey? Who would? ts the greatest thing in the world Iwas excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk This was my new job. I wanted to do it reaily wel. And now... Now I cart. I dort understand why theyre not happy. I thought their ives would be betert Theyre doing nothing, ts amazing Honey really changes people You dort have any idea whts going on do you?-What did you want to show me- This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh no. On, my. Theyre all wilting. Doesrt look very good does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, fm gonmna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didift think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. its notust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. Thats our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination it could all just go south here, couldrt it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do i?- sting you you step on me Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Usten, Bamy.. somy, but I gotta get going I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tounament of Roses parade in Pasadena. Theyve moved it to this weekend becaune all the flowers are dying. s the last chance il ever have to see it. Vanessa Ijust wanna say fm sory. I never meant it to tun out ke this, I know Me neither. Toumament of Roses. Roses cant do sports. Walt a minute. Roces: Roses? Rosest Vanessal Roses Bary?-Roses are flowers!-Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, polent I know That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Bayt OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my faut. Yes, it kind of is. Ive ruined the planet I wanted to help you with the flower shop. fve made it worse. Actualy, Its completely closed down I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and its greater than my previous ldeas combined. I dort want to hear it ll right, they have the roses, the roses have the polen, I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park All we gota do is get what theyve got back here with what we've got Bees, - Park Pollent-Flowers-Repollination Across the nation Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifomia. Theyve got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an ldea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real Somy, ma'am. Nice brooch Thank you it was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea7I could be the princess, and you could be the peal Yes, I got it.-Where should I sit?-What are you?-I beleve fm the pea- The pea? t goes under the mattresses.-Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart-fm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiascol Lets see what this babyll do. Hey, what are you doing Then all we do is blend in with trafficwithout arousing suspicion Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop Security.- You and your insect pack your flost?-Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes?-Remove your stinger-ts part of me. I know JJust having some fun Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, well have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough polen to do the jobl 1 think this is gonna work It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York t looks like well experience a couple hours delay. Bary, these are cut flowers with no water. Theyll never make It I gotta get up there and talk to them Be careful. Oan i get help with the Sky Mall magazine? rd like too order the talking infiatable nose and ear hair trimmer. umyl What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded One's bald, one's in a boat, theyre both unconscious!-is that another bee joke?-Not No ones flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. Whats your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. Im a florist from New York Where's the pilot? Hes unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have fight experience? As a matter of fact, there is.- Whos that?-Bary Benson From the haney trial Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. Its got glant wings, huge engines. I cant fly a plane Why not? lst John Travolta a pilo?-Yes How hard could it be? Wait, Bary! Were headed into some lightring. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from K Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Banry Benson fresh from his legal victory That's Baryt s attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated fight crew. Flowers We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Junt a minute. There's a bee on that plane. fm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But ist he your only hope? Technically, a bee shoudt be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small.Havert we heard this a million times? The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense-Get this on the airt-Got it Stand by.-Were going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of smal jobs. But let me tell you about a small job.f you do it wel, it makes a big dfference. More than we realized To us, to everyone. Thats why I want to get bees back to working together. Thats the bee wayt Were not made of Jel-a We get behind a fellow- Bisck and yellow!- Hellol Left, right, down hover Hover?-Forget hover This ist so hard Beep-beept Beep-beepl Bany, what happenedn Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time.- That may have been helping me-And now were not So t tums out I carnot fy a plane. Al of you lets get behind this fellowt Move it out Move outt Our only chance is if Ido what rd do, you copy me with the wings of the planel Dort have to yel. m not yeling Were in a lot of trouble It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voicet Ifs not a tone. fm parnicking! I cart do thist Vanessa, pul yourself together You have to snap out of it You snap out of it. You snap out of it- You snap out of i-You snap out of i-You snap out of it-You snap out of it-You snap out of i-You snap out of i-Hold it-Wy? Oome on its my tum How is the plane flying?i dot know Hello? Benson got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow-Biack and yelow-Hello All right, lets drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I cartt see anything Oan you? No, nothing It's all cloudy Oome on You got to think bee, Bary. Thinking bee Thinking bee. Thinking beel Thinking beel Thinking beel Wait a minte. I think fm feeling something.- What?-Idot know It's etron, pulling me. Lke a 27-million-year-old instinet. Bring the nose down Thinking beel Thinking beel Thinking beel-What in the warld is on the tarmac?-Get some lights on that Thinking beel Thinking beel Thinkding bee- Vanessa, aim for the flower-OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affimativel Good Good Easy, now Thats it. Land on that flowert Ready? Full reversel Spin it around- Not that flowert The other onet-Which ane?- That fower Im aiming at the flowert That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pufsating flower made of milions of bees! Pul forward Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. This is insane, Baryl- This's the only way I know how to fly. Amt koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattem? Get your nose in there. Dort ber afraid. Smell it. Full reversel Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the centert Now drop it in Drop it in, womant Oome on, already. Bary, we did it! You taught me how to fyt-Yes. No Nigh-fivel-Right. Bay, it worked Did you see the giant flower? What glant flower? Where? Of course l saw the flowert That was genlus!- Thank you-Bun i.cd with the last golien from the last Fovsavailable anethere on Earth That means this is our last chance. Were the only anes who make honey, pollinate fflowers and dress lae this. If were gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be T bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? Were beest Keychaint Then follow met Except Keychain Hold on Bany, Here. Youve eamed this. Yeahl m a Pollen Jockd And its a perfect fit. All I gota do are the sleeves. Oh yeah That's our Bary. Momt The bees are back! If anybody needs to malke a call, nows the time. I gota feeling well be working late tonight Here's your change. Have a great aftemoont Oan lhelp whos next? Woudd you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved Dant forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, its all me. And i dort see a nickel Sometimes I Just feel like a piece of meat I had no idea. Bay, Im sory. Have you got a momenth Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you Somry fm late. Hes a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great aftemoonl Bay, ljust got this huge tulip order, and I cart get them anywhere No problom, Vannie Junst leave it to me. Youre a lifesaver, Bary. Oan I help whos next? All right, scramble, jockst It's time to fly. Thank you Bary! That bee is living my lidel Let it go Kerny When will this nightmare end-Let it all go Beautiful day to fly.- Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend- Thinking beel-Me Holdit Lets just stop for a second. Hold it. fm somy. fm sory, everyone. Oan we stop here? fm not making a major ife decision during a production numbert All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that Take it or leave it
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Bitch, Club, and Dad: thestuffedalligator The daughter of Clayface swears that she isn't. And she isn't, technically. She's a mistake of magical and chemical shenanigans. She's a bit of Clayface that happened to fall off and be sentient, and there's a couple steps missing from that process before she could be called the "daughter of Clayface" to any real definition. To the world at large, she's officially the adopted daughter of CEO Tim Drake, and she's no more the daughter of Clayface than she's the daughter of Red Robin Sometimes, this is enough to appease. Sometimes, the dark corners of her brain remind her that she's legally a thirteen-year-old girl who's only been an independent self-conscious being for an accumulative three months. That she's made from the flesh of a forty-year-old man, and that she might not be a real person. That sure, Wonder Woman was also made of clay, but that she at least had the common courtesy to stay in one shape The daughter of Killer Croc swears that she is She isn't, technically. She's the daughter of a wealthy upper class Gotham family who happened to be born with the same reptilian ativism that afflicted Waylon Jones. It's just that when she ran away, finally fed up with being invisible to her family, an embarrassment locked in her room and forgotten, news had gotten around about sightings of "the daughter of Killer Croc," and Croc had decided to investigate himself When her first instinct was to try and bite him, he fell in love instantly and decided that yes, in fact, she was his daughter, and he took her into his home and showered her with all the love and attention her biological family never had tried to give Sometimes, this is enough to appease. She has a good enough life in the Gotham underground, and she never has any need to complain. But it bothers her sometimes, how it took an escaped convict who barely considered himself human to finally be treated like someone worthy of love The daughter of Mr. Freeze pretends that she isn't. This is wrong by all accounts. Yes, she had been raised by her grandparents since the diagnosis came through - MacGregor's, yes, how sad, the poor dear, father lost his mind - but Fries is still her name, and when he makes his debut as a befishbowled supervillain, it's easy for her schoolmates to make the connection. When she tries to keep them out, to keep her emotions in check, the taunts only become more fierce Oh look at that, like father like daughter, the Ice Queen of Gotham Academy, chilly bitch - and it's only easier to freeze them out, making her denials even more obviously false. The daughter of the Riddler is quite proud of it. Her father is a neurotic private investigator who can only take things seriously if he can process them in the form of riddles, and she's proud of it. She wears it like armour, and waves it like a flag My dad is fucking nuts and wears green spandex like it's a normal thing to do, but I'm somehow the most socially adjusted person in this whole school and neither the sneers of her peers nor perhaps the will of god himself can deter her. This is perhaps why when, confronted by Gotham Academy's lce Queen, a metahuman with identity issues, and a very attractive girl she met in the sewers one time, she hitched up her suspenders, bunched up her nerves, and decided she was going to lead them And this is how the Gotham Girls Detective Club was formed tyrantisterror l'd read that comic! samjohnssonvt would pay money for that comic. thelonelyskeptic I want this comic so badly it hurts. Source: thestuffedallig.... 1,976 notes A Someone needs to make this real.
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Bad, Birthday, and eBay: MA O140% 5:59 PM ebay ebay X Your a guy? Use a name like Leslie, Eli or Lindsey. People won't question it as it comes off very offensive. 2) get an ID that is vertical but still 21 This one is complicated but very effective. If you can, get an ID with a birthday that makes you over 21, but is still vertical with the red strip that says NOT 21 TILL X. If anyone asks you say "I haven't gotten my new id yet" it's also effective if your is doesn't scan. You now have an excuse. 3) liquor store buying tip. Looking nervous is the number one thing that will prevent you from getting sold alcohol. A good tip is walk into the store on a phone call Actually call someone to make it more realistic. As you are shopping around get more and more agitated with the phone call. Pretend it's a breakup, of someone hitting your car. Something that would really get on your nerves. Put the booze on the counter and continue to focus on the call. When the cashier tells you the cost amount just ignore them. Wait for them to say it agin and go "Pardon?" They will say the price the 3rd time and you can take out your card or cash all while still on the phone call. Act upset. No one is gonna refuse you service when they see you in a bad mode already. 4) don't cheap out. Lots of sites offer two ids for $50. While these can work, they get taken A LOT. Spend $100 on one solid good Id that scans. This will save you a lot of trouble. Drink responsibly :) Share Award 353 91 SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL HawkeyesVision 9h I'm 83 years old. Not sure this will work for me, Reply 63 postman475 9h Get off Reddit and do something better, you're about to die -106 Add a comment Donde esta la biblioteca?

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This, Bed, and Nerves: This bed frame gets on my nerves everytime

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Bad, Best Friend, and Doctor: I'm at my Breaking Point me and my kids are being kicked out of my house because I was sick and dying and I don't work for a couple weeks with his appendix inflamed and hurting him bad and also him and and his brothers both had I stomach virus and was taken out of school by the doctor for a couple days and I'm the only one taking care of my kids by myself and now we ar being kicked out because he says evolution I'm not trying to be in our life together but yet he's kicking us out and somehow that moving to Mexico to be with some woman and he's been talking to when me and him supposed to be trying to talk and work things out we were together a couple days ago and I was kicked out of the room and now l'm fixing to get out of the house I'm just tired of being heartbroken and then wrong changed a lot not all that I can change but I'm trying to show him I want him interpret to him but yet the woman he is talking to is telling him to leave me and move out come back to Mexico to her I mean Really I was sick with my blood pressure over 200 something about to have a stroke and my doctor took me out of work hey my migraines are so bad I mean not doing anything wrong and I'm trying to make my life better for us in here to see that I can do right and prove it to you hurt because I'm in love with him it is not that easy to stop and get over I'm losing him and everything my life with him my best friend the man that I love and everything just because a woman told him to do it and my nerves and my blood pressure cannot take it anymore I'm just to point I'm giving up for good living anymore I'm so lost and heartbroken Need help translating this FB drama to English

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