25+ Best Never Memes | Awesomes Memes, Boning Memes, Claire Memes

Never: You Shitted On Me & I Still Never Exposed You I know secrets about people I don't fuck with anymore and their secrets will never leave my mouth. My character will never be questioned

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Never: A lying man will never be able to handle an honest woman

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Life will find a way, "music from Jurassic park" @4biddenknowledge: it will never be perfect. make it work life Life will find a way, "music from Jurassic park" @4biddenknowledge

Life will find a way, "music from Jurassic park" @4biddenknowledge

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Never: Some people will never Like you. Because your spirit irritates their demons

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Never: 3 THINGS TO NEVER DO: Beg for anyone to stay in your life. 2. Beg for anyone to talk to you. 3. Beg for anyone's attention. @ExecutiveMafia

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Never: AII the memories come back, but he never does

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Fats.: I'll never know how individuals can fake relationships.. I can't even fake a hello to somebody l don't like. Fats.

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Never: YOU WILL NEVER KNOW THE POWER OF YOURSELF UNTIL SOMEONE HURTS YOU BADLY

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Via:@lieinlove: Never control him. Let him do what he wants to do so you can see what hed rather do. His actions will always show how much he respects you. Via:@lieinlove

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Never: Psychology say never lie to a girl. Because she already know the truth before she ask

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IG: your effort will never matter to a person who doesn't care about you rh.Sin IG

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Never: Those who judge will never understand, and those who understand will never judge. ーWILSON KANADI ePeacefulMind PeacefulLife

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Never: Never cry for any relationship in life. Because for the one whom you cry doesn't deserve your tears. And the one who deserves will never let you cry. Late Night Tales I Niyaz Ahemad

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Never: Remember this. The right person will never get tired of you.

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Addams Family Values: I'll never forget you You won't? You're too weird. Addams Family Values

Addams Family Values

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The Minds Journal: "Never beg for love. Never beg someone to love you back or be with you when you want to. Never beg for someone's time, commitment, affection and attention. Never beg someone to stay with you when you need him the most. Because in the first place, if he loves you that much, he won't leave you and let go of your hand. He will never let you beg for his presence and love because he will give it to you with open arms. Don't beg, it's demeaning and degrading. Remember, if you have to beg, he's not worth it. No one is worth begging for." Baekebyan l uotes 'nd Notes Via (The Mind s Journal) The Minds Journal

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[t] Michael Jackson - You Rock My World: My life will never be the same 'cause girl you came and changed the way I walk, the way talk I cannot explain LYRICS [t] Michael Jackson - You Rock My World

[t] Michael Jackson - You Rock My World

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I promise...: TO MY CAT: PROMISE I will never move & not take you with me. I will never put you in a shelter & leave. I will never let you starve. I will never let you hurt. I will never desert you when you get old. Nor will I leave you when you go blind. If that time comes I will be there to hold you. Because I love you & you are FAMILY. I promise...

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#648 #Life Suggested by Hargun Singh I'm never wrong. Just different levels of right " - Unknown Download our Android App : https://play...

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Never: Avoid Me Once I'll Never Disturb You Again

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Never: me: I'm never flying Frontier or Spirit ever again! email: Round trip to Miami for $6O!!! me:

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Never: He will never BALLIN' lnis meme Will never be popular ity. You will never be balling. That's w we might be bowling

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Never: "NEVER FORGET"- YOU SAID AM THE PROOF YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN p imgflip.com

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Never was, never has been, never will be my president.: Never was, never has been, never will be my president.

Never was, never has been, never will be my president.

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gallusrostromegalus: voidfoxstarlight: [ID: A tweet from char-antine (@aGirlCalledChar) that reads, “I may never go back to not wearing a mask in public. -looks cool-got gendered correctly more-protects against disease-fucks up facial recognition Why stop?” End ID.] -helps with my dust and pollen allergies-chapstick actually works now- people are better about respecting my personal space-available in a wide variety of dope patterns to accessorize like a cyberpunk wizard with: gallusrostromegalus: voidfoxstarlight: [ID: A tweet from char-antine (@aGirlCalledChar) that reads, “I may never go back to not wearing a mask in public. -looks cool-got gendered correctly more-protects against disease-fucks up facial recognition Why stop?” End ID.] -helps with my dust and pollen allergies-chapstick actually works now- people are better about respecting my personal space-available in a wide variety of dope patterns to accessorize like a cyberpunk wizard with

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wallisgloom: squided: chex-quest: tyleroakley: #2006vs2016: some things never change лагер Ласло hallobeanies, лагер Ласло последния...

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Now DOGE rules the reddit, I never thought it would happen.: Now DOGE rules the reddit, I never thought it would happen.

Now DOGE rules the reddit, I never thought it would happen.

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I never knew about this ?!: I never knew about this ?!

I never knew about this ?!

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Never judge a book by its cover by JayZGatsby MORE MEMES: Never judge a book by its cover by JayZGatsby MORE MEMES

Never judge a book by its cover by JayZGatsby MORE MEMES

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phantomemes: starters / prompts taken from f. d. soul’s work , between you and these bones . feel free to change pronouns / tenses as necessary . ‘ the problem is you keep trying to use your eyes ’ ‘ how i soften when you pull me against you ’ ‘ you are teaching me to love ’ ‘ i will pretend that i have not already heard the question in your eyes ’ ‘ you perhaps will become my swan song ’ ‘ it is a very human thing to love ’ ‘ you are my good days ’ ‘ i have been loved dearly ’ ‘ i promise you will not always be this war ’ ‘ thank god for the stubbornness of organs ’ ‘ it takes me seven days to stop being in love with you ’ ‘ there will always be another day ’ ‘ there will always be another mercy ’ ‘ perhaps i will take up dancing again ’ ‘ what a pretty little disaster you will be ’ ‘ i am terrified for you ’ ‘ i will fold inside of myself ’ ‘ today i am thankful ’ ‘ i didn’t want to sleep because i didn’t want to wake ’ ‘ come and get me ’ ‘ i tell myself i do not need you ’ ‘ i think i broke again last night ’ ‘ i’m just trying to connect with you ’ ‘ you are an ocean that will perhaps never stop crashing ’ ‘ burn the house down in search of yourself ’ ‘ don’t you dare ever stop looking ’ ‘ i struggle not to feel guilty ’ ‘ you are a wild , unkempt thing ’ ‘ sometimes it is a very sad thing to be human and longing ’ ‘ find that you are made of russian nesting dolls ’ ‘ the trees are always kindest with spring comes ’ ‘ teach yourself the hymns again ’ ‘ he is every amen i have ever laid down on lips ’ ‘ this life is an altar ’ ‘ i am sorry i do not have more time ’ ‘ there is a mountain in me ’ ‘ by the morning i am a triumph ’ ‘ there are words playing hooky in the back of your throat ’ ‘ today is by far the most beautiful creature i have ever come across ’ ‘ there are many things that will fit beneath your skin ’ ‘ forgiveness does not take up much room ’ ‘ some days you will breathe and it will be enough ’ ‘ you do not have to hold it quite so tightly ’ ‘ there is a prayer in me , still ’ ‘ you scare me a little ’ ‘ you can be a good thing and not a whole thing ’ ‘ there are flowers in my chest again ’ ‘ the rain comes and sounds like you ’ ‘ i cannot tell you why i still trust god ’ ‘ find peace and build a home out of it ’ ‘ there is never an end ’ : phantomemes: starters / prompts taken from f. d. soul’s work , between you and these bones . feel free to change pronouns / tenses as necessary . ‘ the problem is you keep trying to use your eyes ’ ‘ how i soften when you pull me against you ’ ‘ you are teaching me to love ’ ‘ i will pretend that i have not already heard the question in your eyes ’ ‘ you perhaps will become my swan song ’ ‘ it is a very human thing to love ’ ‘ you are my good days ’ ‘ i have been loved dearly ’ ‘ i promise you will not always be this war ’ ‘ thank god for the stubbornness of organs ’ ‘ it takes me seven days to stop being in love with you ’ ‘ there will always be another day ’ ‘ there will always be another mercy ’ ‘ perhaps i will take up dancing again ’ ‘ what a pretty little disaster you will be ’ ‘ i am terrified for you ’ ‘ i will fold inside of myself ’ ‘ today i am thankful ’ ‘ i didn’t want to sleep because i didn’t want to wake ’ ‘ come and get me ’ ‘ i tell myself i do not need you ’ ‘ i think i broke again last night ’ ‘ i’m just trying to connect with you ’ ‘ you are an ocean that will perhaps never stop crashing ’ ‘ burn the house down in search of yourself ’ ‘ don’t you dare ever stop looking ’ ‘ i struggle not to feel guilty ’ ‘ you are a wild , unkempt thing ’ ‘ sometimes it is a very sad thing to be human and longing ’ ‘ find that you are made of russian nesting dolls ’ ‘ the trees are always kindest with spring comes ’ ‘ teach yourself the hymns again ’ ‘ he is every amen i have ever laid down on lips ’ ‘ this life is an altar ’ ‘ i am sorry i do not have more time ’ ‘ there is a mountain in me ’ ‘ by the morning i am a triumph ’ ‘ there are words playing hooky in the back of your throat ’ ‘ today is by far the most beautiful creature i have ever come across ’ ‘ there are many things that will fit beneath your skin ’ ‘ forgiveness does not take up much room ’ ‘ some days you will breathe and it will be enough ’ ‘ you do not have to hold it quite so tightly ’ ‘ there is a prayer in me , still ’ ‘ you scare me a little ’ ‘ you can be a good thing and not a whole thing ’ ‘ there are flowers in my chest again ’ ‘ the rain comes and sounds like you ’ ‘ i cannot tell you why i still trust god ’ ‘ find peace and build a home out of it ’ ‘ there is never an end ’

phantomemes: starters / prompts taken from f. d. soul’s work , between you and these bones . feel free to change pronouns / tenses...

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Running in the rain is never a good idea...🌂🌧😂 @_fatnick @djhappycolors https://t.co/n4xWI5aDuU: Running in the rain is never a good idea...🌂🌧😂 @_fatnick @djhappycolors https://t.co/n4xWI5aDuU

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justcatposts: Made her a bridge to the window she always stared at but could never reach. (Source): justcatposts: Made her a bridge to the window she always stared at but could never reach. (Source)

justcatposts: Made her a bridge to the window she always stared at but could never reach. (Source)

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awesomacious: You’re never too old to do what you like: awesomacious: You’re never too old to do what you like

awesomacious: You’re never too old to do what you like

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Never dim your light: Never dim your light

Never dim your light

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Never forget: Never forget

Never forget

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This image NEVER gets old.: This image NEVER gets old.

This image NEVER gets old.

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Sometimes the ducks won’t align. Never stop: Sometimes the ducks won’t align. Never stop

Sometimes the ducks won’t align. Never stop

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thenightling: big-gold-octopus: athelind: yvonne008: brainwad: identicaltwinhalfbrother: choachie150: spectrometon: krustybunny: acciowine: justrollinon: bsparrow: ashermajestywishes: kendralynora: so is Victory LOVE TRIANGLE Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind) This must be why the Trump administration hates them all The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse. I’ve never reblogged anything so quick The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world Rb for that art doe Dignity here to join the girl posse. AVENGERS ASSEMBLE reblogging for the second time ALWAYSREBLOG Reblogging because I don’t think Dignity was on it last time I saw it. Dignity is rare on this site. : thenightling: big-gold-octopus: athelind: yvonne008: brainwad: identicaltwinhalfbrother: choachie150: spectrometon: krustybunny: acciowine: justrollinon: bsparrow: ashermajestywishes: kendralynora: so is Victory LOVE TRIANGLE Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind) This must be why the Trump administration hates them all The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse. I’ve never reblogged anything so quick The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world Rb for that art doe Dignity here to join the girl posse. AVENGERS ASSEMBLE reblogging for the second time ALWAYSREBLOG Reblogging because I don’t think Dignity was on it last time I saw it. Dignity is rare on this site.

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xantissa: timsenblue: Bucky (from) I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH THIS PIC FOR YEARS and I never had the chance to reblog it properly. : xantissa: timsenblue: Bucky (from) I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH THIS PIC FOR YEARS and I never had the chance to reblog it properly.

xantissa: timsenblue: Bucky (from) I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH THIS PIC FOR YEARS and I never had the chance to reblog it properly.

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And I never heard from her again.: And I never heard from her again.

And I never heard from her again.

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Never Let Go… [OC]: Never Let Go… [OC]

Never Let Go… [OC]

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Little Timmy Never knew: Little Timmy Never knew

Little Timmy Never knew

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laughoutloud-club: So I’ve had a certain fantasy story in my head ever since I made it up when I was a kid and been expanding it ever since but never did something with it. Finally decided to try and write a book about it. Wish me luck guys.: laughoutloud-club: So I’ve had a certain fantasy story in my head ever since I made it up when I was a kid and been expanding it ever since but never did something with it. Finally decided to try and write a book about it. Wish me luck guys.

laughoutloud-club: So I’ve had a certain fantasy story in my head ever since I made it up when I was a kid and been expanding it ever si...

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mountaingnomes: livelaughlovematters: A timepiece centred with elegance and sophistication at the forefront. With a multifaceted, bevelled face design, light is reflected from numerous angles, resulting in an extraordinary glistening effect. Designed to fit the wrist of all sizes, the magnetic strap system is manufactured from high-grade stainless steel. The lacquer coat is added at the final stage. This ensures the ultimate protection against general wear which helps minimise any scratching. This is the perfect Gift for your friends and family! => GET YOURS HERE <= O shit I’ve never wanted a watch before but these are a ~mood~: mountaingnomes: livelaughlovematters: A timepiece centred with elegance and sophistication at the forefront. With a multifaceted, bevelled face design, light is reflected from numerous angles, resulting in an extraordinary glistening effect. Designed to fit the wrist of all sizes, the magnetic strap system is manufactured from high-grade stainless steel. The lacquer coat is added at the final stage. This ensures the ultimate protection against general wear which helps minimise any scratching. This is the perfect Gift for your friends and family! => GET YOURS HERE <= O shit I’ve never wanted a watch before but these are a ~mood~

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WARS WERE NEVER ESSENTIAL…: WARS WERE NEVER ESSENTIAL…

WARS WERE NEVER ESSENTIAL…

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kriscynical: ReconnectingThis has never been posted anywhere before, so it should be brand new for y’all. I believe I originally drew this for Inuyasha and Kagome’s first bit of alone time in A Tale of Ever After by knittingknots. I’d link to it if Tumblr didn’t hate links, but it’s on fanfiction.net because it is just that old of a fic. PLEASE DO NOT REPOST OR REMOVE ARTIST COMMENTS: kriscynical: ReconnectingThis has never been posted anywhere before, so it should be brand new for y’all. I believe I originally drew this for Inuyasha and Kagome’s first bit of alone time in A Tale of Ever After by knittingknots. I’d link to it if Tumblr didn’t hate links, but it’s on fanfiction.net because it is just that old of a fic. PLEASE DO NOT REPOST OR REMOVE ARTIST COMMENTS

kriscynical: ReconnectingThis has never been posted anywhere before, so it should be brand new for y’all. I believe I originally drew th...

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Never got a response, shame: Never got a response, shame

Never got a response, shame

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When I tell my friends that I never skip cardio. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #workout #gymaholic #meme: When I tell my friends that I never skip cardio. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #workout #gymaholic #meme

When I tell my friends that I never skip cardio. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #workout #gymaholic #meme

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She never fails me: She never fails me

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Best opener ive ever gotten. Never got a reply.: Best opener ive ever gotten. Never got a reply.

Best opener ive ever gotten. Never got a reply.

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I thought you’d never ask: I thought you’d never ask

I thought you’d never ask

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Season 6, Episode 10. Never forget. via: valerieeason13: Season 6, Episode 10. Never forget. via: valerieeason13

Season 6, Episode 10. Never forget. via: valerieeason13

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thatnerdnextdoor24: omghotmemes: At this point,I think we cannot survive 2020. 2020 is what 2012 never could be. : thatnerdnextdoor24: omghotmemes: At this point,I think we cannot survive 2020. 2020 is what 2012 never could be.

thatnerdnextdoor24: omghotmemes: At this point,I think we cannot survive 2020. 2020 is what 2012 never could be.

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zackfaire:cloud “i never smile” strife: zackfaire:cloud “i never smile” strife

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This story came out almost one year ago and it never fails to make me laugh: This story came out almost one year ago and it never fails to make me laugh

This story came out almost one year ago and it never fails to make me laugh

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i’ve never heard a dog like… pronounce the word woof before: i’ve never heard a dog like… pronounce the word woof before

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Latency? Never heard of it: Latency? Never heard of it

Latency? Never heard of it

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We will never not love these doggo personality bios!#dogs #funnydogs #dogbios #cutedogs #dogsoninstagram: We will never not love these doggo personality bios!#dogs #funnydogs #dogbios #cutedogs #dogsoninstagram

We will never not love these doggo personality bios!#dogs #funnydogs #dogbios #cutedogs #dogsoninstagram

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Its never to early…: Its never to early…

Its never to early…

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mammorielane: eilti: jagermortis: welp. i was THISCLOSE to posting an adolescent “i hate everything” post… and then i saw this. Literally just let this play 8 times in a row and my smile never faltered even once 😁 : mammorielane: eilti: jagermortis: welp. i was THISCLOSE to posting an adolescent “i hate everything” post… and then i saw this. Literally just let this play 8 times in a row and my smile never faltered even once 😁

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rola-art: Who ever said InuKag would never ditch their baby, have never had a baby before. Just sayin’.: rola-art: Who ever said InuKag would never ditch their baby, have never had a baby before. Just sayin’.

rola-art: Who ever said InuKag would never ditch their baby, have never had a baby before. Just sayin’.

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ryanthedemiboy: gahdamnpunk: The government does not care about minorities and poor folk. I understand why you’d caption it like that, but this is specifically about indigenous Americans and how the US treats them. The US hates other minorities and poor folk, but please don’t take attention from this. All those other people have a chance at being treated. But people on the reservations… don’t. They were literally given body bags. Here’s the Navajo and Hopi relief fund on gofundme You can also donate through here if you’d like to avoid supporting gofundme. Here is the official Navajo Nation relief fund, posted by their President on twitter (link to tweet). Oh, also, many of them don’t have running water (and never have). Link : ryanthedemiboy: gahdamnpunk: The government does not care about minorities and poor folk. I understand why you’d caption it like that, but this is specifically about indigenous Americans and how the US treats them. The US hates other minorities and poor folk, but please don’t take attention from this. All those other people have a chance at being treated. But people on the reservations… don’t. They were literally given body bags. Here’s the Navajo and Hopi relief fund on gofundme You can also donate through here if you’d like to avoid supporting gofundme. Here is the official Navajo Nation relief fund, posted by their President on twitter (link to tweet). Oh, also, many of them don’t have running water (and never have). Link

ryanthedemiboy: gahdamnpunk: The government does not care about minorities and poor folk. I understand why you’d caption it like that,...

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This dunk contest will NEVER be forgotten. Unreal🔥 https://t.co/ZClfgAVIzo: This dunk contest will NEVER be forgotten. Unreal🔥 https://t.co/ZClfgAVIzo

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Never dissapointed: Never dissapointed

Never dissapointed

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I’ve never seen that b*tch in my life!: I’ve never seen that b*tch in my life!

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My dog duo passed away today, I wanted to post a photo of her here so that she will never be forgotten.: My dog duo passed away today, I wanted to post a photo of her here so that she will never be forgotten.

My dog duo passed away today, I wanted to post a photo of her here so that she will never be forgotten.

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thesassypigs: It’s never too early to learn! 🐷💗(via): thesassypigs: It’s never too early to learn! 🐷💗(via)

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Never ever diss his tea again: Never ever diss his tea again

Never ever diss his tea again

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dealanexmachina: holdingontoyoufordearlife: I will never not love this montage with every fiber of my being. #2020 mood : dealanexmachina: holdingontoyoufordearlife: I will never not love this montage with every fiber of my being. #2020 mood

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the-strongest-decoy: arcticfoxbear: by-grace-of-god: prolifeproliberty: candiikismet: gingersofficial: Life path unlocked. He’s a scientist now. If your dad is telling you in great detail about something he’s passionate about, you’re going to be hooked even if you don’t understand a word. He tells us more… So now I have to deliver a quiet lecture on the Standard Model every night. He loves lists of things, like all the streets home from daycare, or the train stations between here and Central, so he loves hearing the list of leptons and quarks and bosons. Anyway, I made this poster for him, based on the CPEP ones we used to have at uni . Alas I ran out of room for antimatter, colour charge and confinement, but hey, maybe there can be a second poster later. It’s funny though — on the surface of it, it seems like it must be far too advanced for a 3yo. But when you think about it, quarks and leptons are no more or less real to him than, say, dinosaurs or planets, and he loves those too. And he recognises the letters on the particles. I am absolutely overwhelmed by the kind and sweet things people are saying about this, thanks everyone ❤️ Addendum: he has really grasped onto the “everything is made of atoms” part of this, so tonight he listed just about every object he could think of and asked if it was made of atoms. “And my bed?”Yes, and your bed.“And that wall?”Yep.“And the armchair?”Yes, the armchair too.……“And… the book case?”Y— “And my home?”Yep, the whole apartment block.“And your home? Oh wait, your home is my home.”Haha, it is.……“But is it made of atoms?”Yep.“And… [best friend]’s home?”Yes, it is. And [other friend]’s home, and [third friend]’s home. “Is [yet another friend]’s home?” Update from the other night: “Is my… is… [extremely long pause] is my atoms poster made up of atoms?”—Yes! Yes it is. I have never heard such a contemplative silence. I think the next poster will have to be on the philosophy of referential language. Update from this morning: after listing everything in sight (mummy? daddy? fridge? milk? cereal? table? etc.) he asks “is [baby sister] made up of atoms?” yep! *runs over to her on the floor**puts face up real close to hers*“HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?” @radioactivepeasant @themagdalenwriting @iusedtohaveanaccount “HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?” : the-strongest-decoy: arcticfoxbear: by-grace-of-god: prolifeproliberty: candiikismet: gingersofficial: Life path unlocked. He’s a scientist now. If your dad is telling you in great detail about something he’s passionate about, you’re going to be hooked even if you don’t understand a word. He tells us more… So now I have to deliver a quiet lecture on the Standard Model every night. He loves lists of things, like all the streets home from daycare, or the train stations between here and Central, so he loves hearing the list of leptons and quarks and bosons. Anyway, I made this poster for him, based on the CPEP ones we used to have at uni . Alas I ran out of room for antimatter, colour charge and confinement, but hey, maybe there can be a second poster later. It’s funny though — on the surface of it, it seems like it must be far too advanced for a 3yo. But when you think about it, quarks and leptons are no more or less real to him than, say, dinosaurs or planets, and he loves those too. And he recognises the letters on the particles. I am absolutely overwhelmed by the kind and sweet things people are saying about this, thanks everyone ❤️ Addendum: he has really grasped onto the “everything is made of atoms” part of this, so tonight he listed just about every object he could think of and asked if it was made of atoms. “And my bed?”Yes, and your bed.“And that wall?”Yep.“And the armchair?”Yes, the armchair too.……“And… the book case?”Y— “And my home?”Yep, the whole apartment block.“And your home? Oh wait, your home is my home.”Haha, it is.……“But is it made of atoms?”Yep.“And… [best friend]’s home?”Yes, it is. And [other friend]’s home, and [third friend]’s home. “Is [yet another friend]’s home?” Update from the other night: “Is my… is… [extremely long pause] is my atoms poster made up of atoms?”—Yes! Yes it is. I have never heard such a contemplative silence. I think the next poster will have to be on the philosophy of referential language. Update from this morning: after listing everything in sight (mummy? daddy? fridge? milk? cereal? table? etc.) he asks “is [baby sister] made up of atoms?” yep! *runs over to her on the floor**puts face up real close to hers*“HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?” @radioactivepeasant @themagdalenwriting @iusedtohaveanaccount “HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?”

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muchymozzarella: godtsol: - Don’t Woof… - Woof.. I’ve never heard a dog literally enunciate Woof before : muchymozzarella: godtsol: - Don’t Woof… - Woof.. I’ve never heard a dog literally enunciate Woof before

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epicdndmemes: Never let the evil players play the intelligent characters: epicdndmemes: Never let the evil players play the intelligent characters

epicdndmemes: Never let the evil players play the intelligent characters

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rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed. “I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.” “I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.” Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on. In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix. Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful. “I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.” “There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.” Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time. “It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.” While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower. “I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.” “I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added. At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place. : rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed. “I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.” “I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.” Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on. In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix. Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful. “I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.” “There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.” Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time. “It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.” While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower. “I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.” “I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added. At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

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