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writing-prompt-s: New merch! Available until July 31! [Tee | Women’s Tee | Hoodie | Sweatshirt | Mug | Tote Bag] https://teespring.com/stores/writing-prompts-merch: WRITER Nutrition Facts Serving Size: 1 Storyteller Amount Per Serving % Daily Value* 230% 120% 29090 540% 0.01% Tears Of Readers Insanity Imagination deas Actually Writing Don't Worry About My Browser History I'm A Writer 100090 Time spent on Baby Name websites 37090 Not sure if writer's Block Or Just Lazy 22090 *Percent Daily Values may vary depending on internet access and total amount of sleep. BOOK READER Nutrition Facts 1 Bookworm As Many As Possible % Daily Value* would Rather Read Than Party 250% 380% Becomes The People In The Book 290% 320% Likes Books More Than People 200% 360% 460% Serving Size: Servings Per Shelf: Falls In Love With Characters Hates Turning The Last Page Lives In Crazy Fantasy World But Reads To Retain Sanity Book, Tea and Chill * Percent Daily Values may vary based on ability to ignore annoying real world obligations. ARTIST Nutrition Facts 1 Amazing Artist Serving Size: Amount Per Serving Desire For Art Supplies Money For Art Supplies Time Spent Staring Into Space Hates Drawing The 2nd Eye Drawing While Procrastinating250% It's An Art Reference I Swear Will Hate Work Immediately % Daily Value 300% $0.17 100% 30090 100% After Completion WARNING: Asking for free art will result in instant friendship termination. writing-prompt-s: New merch! Available until July 31! [Tee | Women’s Tee | Hoodie | Sweatshirt | Mug | Tote Bag] https://teespring.com/stores/writing-prompts-merch

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