Ghosting Meaning
Ghosting Meaning

Ghosting Meaning

The
The

The

But
But

But

Credit
Credit

Credit

Try
Try

Try

better than that
 better than that

better than that

do better
 do better

do better

booed
 booed

booed

skill
 skill

skill

democratic
democratic

democratic

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Fake, Fucking, and Girls: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy I'm going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl's number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, "I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I'll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand." Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head whoamiamneko If anyone ever does this to me l'll call them out on being a con artist a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy Joke's on you, buddy. That'll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozern times? I can take a punch But then eventually, l'll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, I'Il just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police can't figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine Because l'm a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who's gonna' stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can't become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It's basic math whoamiamneko Moral of the story, don't be a con artist or you will die in a horrible accident and become a lonely ghost a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy First of all, don't you ever accuse me of having morals, narrative or otherwise, ever again And second, where did I say l'd be lonely? I'd be a ghost on a motorcycle. That's the sexiest thing that there is. You look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn't bone Ghostrider. Look me in the goddamn eyes Source: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy How to become a legend
Anaconda, Apparently, and Carolina Panthers: Adam Saleh @omgAd. 2016/12/14 NEW VIDEO IS UP!! I Smuggled Myself On A Plane To Another City and IT WORKED!! (IN A SUITCASE) youtu.be/13yviQ2ByMU Tigerair Australia tigerair @ TigerairAU @omgAdamSaleh Nice try Adam, but definitely a few inconsistencies with this vid, namely the fact we have footage of you boarding the plane! 2016/12/14, 11:21 People act like this is so hard, I'm 15 and yea I do have a really high IQ (150s) and I can easily do integrated calculus in my head, and easily calculate the amount of valence electrons in a nucleus. And lI'm also highly trained in quantum physics, by the way I'm totally self educated Reply 12 There are no electrons in any atomic nucleus. 4h Boom! 1d Just ran into Harry Styles at the tigers game and he Gave me $100 to get him two beers and I took the money and left #sweartogod Harry Styles @Harry_Styles wasn't at the tigers game. Cool story though 8/18/14, 9:44 PM When we both all sleep ea s 66 433 1,009 Isaac Whittemore @6ixice Replying to @CharlinatorG so the bed bugs takin the photos 7:40イ 97 iMessage Today 7:20 PM Hey is this hannah? No sorry wrong number I was in Kent, Ohio at the bar 157 Lounge. Are you sure this isn't hannah? Yeah I'm a dude and I'm pretty sure my name isn't Hannah, she gave you a fake number, sorry Fuck you. I got to hook up with two hot sorority girls last night. They were both super hot. You were probably at home jacking off because your a loserYou wish you were like me don't you? I get any girl I want. They beg for me. Hahaha fucking loser. Except Hannah apparently Delivered iMessage buzzfeed: 17 People Who Lied And Promptly Got Called The Fuuuuuck Out