Pop, Rap, and Traffic: When you rap the fastest verse
in a song without messing up or
taking a breath
*clears throat* Let's goo Cause I'm feeling like I’m running And I'm feeling like I gotta get away, get away, get away Better know that I don't and I won't ever stop ‘Cause you know I gotta win everyday-day See, they really really wanna pop me Just know that you will never flop me And I know that I can be a little cocky You ain't never gonna stop me Everytime I come, a nigga gotta set it Then I gotta go, and then I gotta get it Then I gotta blow, and then I gotta show that Any little thing that nigga think that he be doing ‘Cause it doesn't matter, ‘cause I'm gonna da-da-da-da Then I'm gonna murder everything and anything A ba-da-boom, a ba-da-bing, I gotta do a lotta things That make it clearer to a couple niggas That I always win and then I gotta get it again And again, and then again And I be doing it to death And now I move a little foul, a nigga better call a ref And everybody know my style And niggas know that I'm the best When it come to doing this and I be bangin' on my chest And I bang in the East and I'm bangin' in the West And I come to give you more and I will never give you less You will hear it in the street or you could read it in the press Do you really wanna know what's next? (Let's go!) See the way we on and then we all up in the race And you know we gotta go Don't try to keep up with the pace And we strugglin' and hustlin' and sendin' in and gettin' in And we always gotta do it, take it to another place Gotta taste it, and I gotta grab it And I gotta cut all through this traffic Just to be at the top of the throne, better know I gotta have it.. *drops mic*
Ass, Cute, and Lmao: Darrel
So, I'm on the 603 bus, right? I'm in the very back seat,
left hand corner playing Pokémon. On the next stop we
pick up this tall black guy. All tatted up, snap back,
sagging jeans, black tee that says ℉uck Tha Police". And
Damn, this fool is JACKED. So he decides to sit next to
me. OF COURSE LETS SIT NEXT TO DARREL! So he sits
there awkwardly, glancing every now and again at my
3DS and I'm here thinking, He better not jack my DS..."
So after 5 minutes of silence, he speaks up. Yo dawg. So
I look up, Yeah, whats up?"... Silence as he stares into
my soul. AWKWARD. And then reaches into his pocket
and pulls out a Red Pokémon 3DS XL and opens it. You
got a Skitty? I been tryin' to get one of dem mothafuckas.
Shits cute. I wanna play wid in Amie. HOW HARD I
WANTED TOLAUGH... So I traded him a Skitty and he
gave me an Eevee. Thanks lil nigga. None of my otha
niggas know I play. So my stop came and he did this
weird ass handshake and told me to Keep it real."I got
off the bus and just... Died. The laughter. LMAO.
Pokémon... Bringing the world doser together since 1996.
I'm going to belarus tomorrow and idk if I'll have wifi there