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I sent Hilton a text request to build me a shrine to Lionel Richie in my room. They did, and now they're using it in their promotional mater...

Books, Cum, and Hungry: Anonymous | 741797107 6 min. ago .. 30 year old NEET wake up at 2pm had accident in sleep which I rolled around in grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my best to wipe the mess from my folds of fat tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs and piss bottles in my room 102.0 kB JPG waddle downstairs to check GBP board wait a minute to catch my breath before l look just enough Good Boy Points for some tendies and sauce! legs buckle under own weight roll myself into the living room where mummy is watching her favorite soap opera "mummy mummy I have enough Good Boy Points for some tendies!" >she turns to me with the most disqusting look on her face while I lay flat on the ground stuggling to get up "s-sure honey, le-let me just get some tendies for you'" she struggles to go to the kitchen without vomitting from the smell and sight of my obese, putrid, feces and semen covered she pulls the tendies out of the freezer after letting the oven heat up as she begins to cry into the sink I roll over and pull myself up to my high chair that starts to creak as I sit down have my crayons and Ninja Turtles coloring book to occupy me while I wait the tendies are finally done and she puts them on my plate she can't hold back the vomit as I open my mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all over my plate I can't let these tendies go to waste, so l eat them along with the vomit "yummy wummy tendies in my tummy thanks mummy do my best to muster a smile but the rows of decaying teeth only disgust mummy further high-chair finally breaks from my heft causes me to have another accident mum runs away to her room, sobbing uncontrollably, so ashamed of her baby boy I just sit there on floor, in my own filth, thinking about what a disappointment I am mfw Anon is a dissapointment

Anon is a dissapointment

Crying, Donald Trump, and Fall: File: cuck png (103 KB, 362x267) worst sunday fun day ever (ID: NpkYZ2S4 01/15/16(Fri)08:15:56 No.61051840 >Be Jeb Bush swake up in the moning >feel depressed and empty sit up and open nightstand drawer >pull out loaded 22 handgun and stick the barrel in my mouth >suddenly remember today is Sunday Funday >smile rushes to my face >put gun back in drawer not today run downstairs >Columba is standing in kitchen S Buenos dias, Jeb. Today will be an extra special Sunday Funday because I invited one of your friends to join us!" >she points to the kitchen table >Donald Trump is sitting at the table pouring cereal into my favorite guacabowle > Good morning, Jeb. I like your pajamas says Trump realize I'm still wearing my one-piece f >"h-h-hi Donald" embarrassed > Hey, Jeb, could you please bring me the milk? asks Trump stake milk out of refrigerator and walk towards table strip on my toy turtle thatI left on the floor last night >fall down and spill milk all over the floor lying in a puddle of milk >Columba screams "ay dios mio, Jeb! I told you to put your turtles away after you're done playing with them >she takes off one of her shoes and begins spanking me with it >curl into fetal position start crying >Columba tells me to go upstairs for 15-minute timeout >run upstairs get my gun >aim it at my head >pull trigger >wake up in hospital 3 days later >Donald Trump sitting at foot of my bed >ask him what happened >he tells me the bullet didn't kill me > how could I survive a headshot point blank? I asked >Donald Trump smiles and says s the bullet you used was low e ootie pajamas with turtle patterns mfw <p><a href="http://talesof4chan.tumblr.com/post/154281796951/please-clap" class="tumblr_blog">talesof4chan</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Please clapโ€ฆ</p></blockquote> <p>I regret having read this with my own eyes.</p>

talesof4chan: Please clapโ€ฆ I regret having read this with my own eyes.