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Gunna

Gunna

Planning
Planning

Planning

For You
For You

For You

Suck
Suck

Suck

No Fuck You
No Fuck You

No Fuck You

Get The Fuck Out
Get The Fuck Out

Get The Fuck Out

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Sarcasmism

Sarcasmism

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Af, Bitch, and Finals: "yo mama so fat, she go to the movies and sit next to everbody" 3rd grade niggas: If you black thereโ€™s no such thing as cyber bullying or bullying in general for that matter. You gotta have tough skin in this cruel world. Flash back to the simpler times when you roast someone you had to be there not on Twitter. Yo mama jokes were probably the most fierce and cruel for two reasons. 1. because itโ€™s personal and 2. because itโ€™s personal. I can talk all the shit about my momma but if someone else do it these hands are registered to deal some damage. In middle school we had a sub for the day. Everybody knows the Sub gets less respect then Yamcha. Sub teachers get no love in the public school system. Usually we rejoicing cause our teacher was mean af and we get to do shit we usually donโ€™t getaway with. This one sub (she was white) was unseasoned and uncultured. We was probably her first black class she ran into. Shit went left from the jump when she couldnโ€™t pronounce the more challenging ghetto names like Shiquda carpayment or Walter Watermelon Jenkins the 3rd or what my niggas called Dae dae. This sub came fully prepared with a lesson and all that. We gave no fucks she eventually said fuck it too and gave free time. We started to get into yo momma jokes. At first the sub was hesitant but she saw we didnโ€™t care it was all fun and games. Itโ€™s 3rd period and we literally having a 20 man battle royale roast session. It looked like a March madness bracket the way we had rounds set up. The sub tryna be hip and hops in to roast dae dae in the semi finals. It was fun till it got personal. The Teacher had to take it to another level like she Jiren from Super. โ€œYo momma so ugly thatโ€™s why you donโ€™t got a daddy DAE daeโ€. Like damn bitch we some kids you really had to take it there. I can see defeat in dae daes eyes as he begin to go for his turn. My boy done stuttered and thatโ€™s automatic disqualification once a person begins to stutter just pull out a clip board for the L they have to receive. My Becky won yo momma that day. After school dae dae momma pulled up to school and he told her what happen. Shortly after Ms. Becky got robbed in the parking lot. Long story short donโ€™t fuck with a kid name dae dae. That shit almost sound like dangerous.

If you black thereโ€™s no such thing as cyber bullying or bullying in general for that matter. You gotta have tough skin in this cruel world. ...

Drive By, Dumb, and Grandma: When someone kills you in GTA, but you respawn and you see their car heading your way My friend Dj was the first person to put me on to GTA when I was younger. He came over to my house for the weekend for a sleep over & bought his San Andreas with him. We playing through the night, it's fun but Dj going dumb hard. Dj knew all the cheat codes like bible verses. Homie was a lil too into it. You know those kids just that shouldn't play GTA? Yea he's one of them. The next morning my Grandma is dropping him off, as we pull up to his house he says "Grove street home, until I fucked every thing up". Boy get yo bag out the trunk. I knew something was up when he stopped calling me by my name and started calling me Ryder. My name is not Ryder. In school Dj would come up to me and try to recruit me for missions. One mission he went around the class and tagged up everybody desk. Even mine. We were walking to lunch and he was walking with that "hustler walk" (the one in every GTA that wanna fight) When he bumped into one kid and knocked his tray over he was ready to exchange hands. It was clear he opponent had entered the max muscle cheat but Dj gave no fucks. "Aye busta watch where.." mid sentenced Dj got Moped. Dj laid there wasted as everyone around begin to scramble. I wasn't sure if a respawn was possible. Homie thought gta & real life was the same. Dj ain't come back to school. I just seen last week on my home. I'm at a stop sign and we made eye contact. I tried to speed off but he followed me. Every day Dj waits by the corner on his bike for me to turn down my block. Once he see my car he yells "Ballers drive by" and starts booking it on his bike. He fell last week. Dj just got up and kept running with a limp. I know he needed some milk.

My friend Dj was the first person to put me on to GTA when I was younger. He came over to my house for the weekend for a sleep over & bought...