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Ass, Fresh, and Girls: u/coltsfanca 16h imgur Two years ago today, Nala fell asleep on the scale at her first visit to the vet... l- So after my last caption I imeejally got a message from my lil homegirl saying β€œCan we jus be honest about the fact that a clean punani is gonna taste the same at the beginning of the night and the end, regardless of freshening up πŸ˜‚. Like ur jus playin around right πŸ˜­πŸ‘€ . unless I hit the gym and run 3 miles i feel like it's pretty much the same.” To which I replied: β€œIf you been Wildin all night on rooftop bars with your girls on a hot breezy evening the Punani smell gon be shkronger β€οΈπŸ˜β€ to which she replied β€œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ even if I don't wear underwear ? asking for a friend”. See this is why I love my followers 😍 y’all constantly force to engage in critical thinking πŸ€” and test my theories πŸ˜‚. Yes. Correct. Skirt or dress + no panties + showered Punani to start off with = this is what scientists call Convertible Nani the air circulation is such that the wind hits your smooth, freshly shaven legs and ricochets upward traveling northwardly betwixt the thighs gently kissing and caressing the Nani windwardly and (1) drying any accumulated moisture, and (2) whisking away any skrong marinade perfumery. I can actually attest to this. It’s fascinating. Basically if u play yo cards right and didn’t drink a gallon of alcohol at the pre party to where u gotta pee nine times at the bar straddling that nasty ass God forsaken toilet, u can actually maintain a remarkably farm-fresh non-GMO organically local grown Nani. I stand corrected πŸ˜β€οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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