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Anime, Click, and Family: File: vaultboi jpg (11 KB, 215x234) Anonymous 09/20/18(Thu)18:13:38 No.780365014 FUCK. Embarrassing family stonies thread? ll start A few years ago > chilling with family Some background: My family is pretty religious. Would never dare of talking about sex, not even to give*the talk One time while watching a movie with them, a scene came on which was literally just two of the characters making out, not even that sexual at all and my mom literally got up and left without saying a word anyways, back to the story decide to watch some TV since lazy afternoon and nobody has a better idea 2 > cant find the show on Netflix "No worries I can get it on projectFraeTv They don't know what it is but I tell them not to worry Mirror computer to massive tv in living noom, everyone sits down and gathers round go to site, type in name of series, press enter Anime tiddies Massive anime tididies CAME TWICE IN FIVE MINUTES "BEST FREE ONLINE SEX GAME NO SIGN UP: NO CREDIT CARD: NO BULLSHIT >Entire family laoking on in shock Fuckfuckfuck jpg Usually have catlike reflexes from years of training watching hentei in my room (no lock on the door) This time it took me a few seconds to react tho because absolutely shocked Ctri-w Fucking miss,hit Ctri-S "DOWNLOADING WwW.FREEPORN.GAME excusemehatthefuck Dear god no please just let me close the page Finger flies over trackpad to top right comer Fucking "tap to click dn-dod Nopleasejustletitend PNG Ctri-ww-wwww-www.spamming w It's over Complete silence Look back, entire family is stll siting there, no one says a word, not looking at me >Never speak of it again > Never forget that moment > mfw Anon did some risky shit
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Animals, Bad, and Children: If you haven't seen The Lion King, the animation is unbelievable Here's my take: The Lion King's technology is king! Its philosophy is as bad as it gets. Mufasa's explanation that it's fine for lions to eat other animals because a lion will eventually die, decompose and then help to produce grass breeds will eat them is an extremely closed circle of life; like being trapped in a revolving door forever. so that those same Then, there's the ancestor worship that plays a significant part in the story along with the wise Buddhist monk(ey) And for the Christian, the elder lion dies so that Simba will live and eventually Simba's son is held up in reverence. Could that be a biblical nod that every knee will bow? Perhaps they didn't want to leave any religion out and that's philosophy at its worst. Can you really brew a pot of stew with great ingredients mixed with poison and still have a great stew? Or does that turn into a witches' brew? You will most likely see the movie. Don't most? But I would challenge you to think about children. What conclusion could a child possibly watching that movie? If you were to survey even ten younger kids as to what the life message of the film was about, I'm certain they would come up with a very caco-phony conclusion if they could come up with one at all come to after allegorist myself, I will tell you that critics will abound no matter what you write. It's hard, and perhaps unnecessary, to so "vanillize" symbolism so as to immediately unmask the man behind the curtain that you leave nothing to the imagination. But metaphors child wouldn't be able to articulate the analogy As an are not to be so hidden that a surveyed- If there is no fairly-certain moral to the story, what remains? Berlin after the war? If it's just that good is good and evil is evil...well, then let the surveyed child write about their schoolyard. Entertainment directly influences young minds. If you absolutely must (or want to) go to the new Lion King, beware of its very old, old stew. You and your Simbas and grandsimbas may become part of the ingredients of a witches' brew. At the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth; And that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father. Philippians 2:10,11 KJV Subscribe to devotionals YouTube for daily Share Like Comment 2 Shares And it's all set to music to further cement get into the mind, such as the philosophy you omitted from Hakuna Matata, problem- free philosophy, your days. That one promising The Sweet Life if you'll just drop your wallets into the preachers' personal gold-lined offering plates. Well said, Brother! Sharing your post will likely have my Buddhist and Christian friends in an uproar. I'm happy to lose "friends" if ultimately they are influenced by truth in love! no worries for the rest of gyrates across stages, Like Reply More on Sat Lion King will lead your children to witchcraft?

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Apparently, Bitch, and Dude: Hacker Scripts Based on a true story: build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know, Xxx: OK, so, our that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... If something anything - requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy" xxx: You're gonna love this xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login. xxx: kumar-asshole.sh scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help" "trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time". xxx: hangover.sh another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am. xxx: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 () seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xxx: holy sh*t I'm keeping those XX: A true programmer
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Apparently, Bitch, and Dude: Hacker Scripts Based on a true story: build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know, Xxx: OK, so, our that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... If something anything - requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy" xxx: You're gonna love this xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login. xxx: kumar-asshole.sh scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help" "trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time". xxx: hangover.sh another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am. xxx: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 () seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xxx: holy sh*t I'm keeping those XX: A true programmer
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Adobe, Android, and Click: HOW TO INSTALL THE TEXTURE PACKS YOU FOUND IN THE LATEST LWIAY RE VIEW howell5195 1 day ago /Pewdie 1. Download Posted by u/e 28.5k Update v3.0.0- The PewDiePack the pack (there should be a link in the post replies) The Hunger bar has been replaced by Melons Save Hide Report Give Award 780 Comments Share 9596 Upvoted Comment as AwesomeChicken64 What are your thoug hts? Bi&s A O TE E Switch to markdown COMMENT . SORT BY TOP (SUGGESTED ) Score hiddan edited 1 day ago Eddar The Put Bot Stickied comment 1 day ago Hil ModBot here read our rules and REPORT this post if it breaks them Please make sure t (This is simply a reminder. No worries!) Give Award Share Report Save 1 day ago Comment removed by moderator +Fefe P 219 points 1 day ago Freaking legend Reply Give Award Share Report Saves t mkjo 10 points +The commant hinhar nnt.deleted so here are the links: 14 hours ago Link: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/texture-packs/the-pewdiepack Android install: https://mcpedl.com/ow-to-install-minecraft-pe-mods-for-and roid/ Xbox install: https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=TOJFF:IQ9E5 Reply Grve Award Share Report Save 2. Check what file you need to move You need to move either the .zip file or a folder inside it. If you don't know which one, move the file or folder that has "assets", "pack.mcmeta" and "pack.png" inside of it. ThePewDiePack v3.1.0.zip 3. Find your game directory (this assumes is running default settings) your launcher 3.1) Go to Windows start menu, type %AppData% Documents Emal AlLl Web Fandhacik Apps Morew Best match %AppData% Fila folder Search wab %AppData% O%AppData% - See web results File foldar Folders (+ CAUSEPateAppData Location Last modifiad Open open tle location Copy ull path AppData% 3.2) Go to these folders: Petey AppData » Roaming 970 EVO (C) This PC> This PC 970 EVO (C) Users Petey AppData Roaming Users .minecraft Name Date modfied Type Size Name Date modified Туре 19/07/2019 942 PM Flefolder minecraft moreplayermodels 13/06/2019 8:14 PM File folder ngric 17/06/2018 813 PM Flefolder 13/06/2019 8:14 PM ParticleMod File folder Adobe 20/05/2019 437 PM File folder 13/06/2019 8:14 PM PingTagMod File folder mputer PM 10/06/2019 12-01. quickplay 13/06/2019 8:14 PM File folder audacity Flsfolder ReachDisplayMod 13/06/2019 8:14 PM ture File folder replay downloads 7/04/2019 6:13 PM File folder ey recorangs 13/06/2019 8:14 PM File folder ive a resourcepacks 13/06/2019 8:14 PM File folder rive x 13/06/2019 8:14 PM File folder 12.2 19/07/2019 8:29 PM File folder saves and place your file or folder inside. 4. Activate the pack in-game Hoe uith u. a s and d d wth 3eace 4.1) Go into your world, press ESC rdancenen 5taiesce ereassc ort Bug fons OPEN 6 LN ave and 0.t to Tte hcken64 o sted thark 4.2) Press Options and then Resource Packs. You will be taken to this menu. Select hesource Packs Selected nesource Packs Available Resource Packs neTheFeubiePack-310zip Soane 16x.zip nesouro Pack NFe cetault look and feel of looshyooshy S Hinecraft Fiiaacks t Cookio REUPMET LENUZ X NOTRODAN ! Jade (512zie r Non Mega Inconpatible Mde Tor an older version of apacktal.ziP aft e default la Hinecr oy Dualzz nces HIOH Frs Marica FR ioud Check ne cut rd Dafault+Inprouad+18.zip Darault Taxtures spiced up! coonDefault+Inproved+FBR+112.zip WIN iced up! Defibr aithfulEditiderp bouzip Sclassic Faithful 32 by Vattic shral Keighte 1 ack relder Done Place resource pack files here) 4.3) Find the pack (it has the same name as the file you moved) 4.4) Select it, you know you've done this if the pack is under "Selected Resource Packs" on the right. 4.5) Click "Done", wait a bit as the game loads the textures, and then exit the menus by pressing ESC. You can now see new things like these! SVEN PGE Zombies get the Sven merch logo the back of their tops U247 Sven wwwwwwwn wwWWWw :® We need to see Felix play Minecraft with the textures he saw last LWAIY, don't let this die in new!

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Time, World, and Waiting...: Just sitting in the room waiting, going on 45 minutes. No worries, I’ve all the time in the world.

Just sitting in the room waiting, going on 45 minutes. No worries, I’ve all the time in the world.

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