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    Bless Up, Dude, and Gym: These doggos are true bros until the end
 of time
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit u/beesbuzzlots
Every time I’m at the gym bruv it’s at least one “golf bro” there. U know this dude because he be doing oddly specific asf workouts 🤔. Oddly specific stretches. Arm swings that vaguely resemble a golf swing. But the key giveaway that Chadwick is a certified golf bro is he rocking that Titleist brand cap. U feel me? Like that’s him saying: “u peasants are here to look big in a t-shirt. I lift so I can add 10 yards to my drive ☺️.” (Side note I’ve been golfing for two years now bc I have to (for work) and the reason I do it rarely is bc u have to put in hours every wknd to yield modest improvements in ya game and I got better things to do on wknds like look at memes and take depression naps 🤗😂). Now then. Seeing all these Titleist caps got me thinking: Why isn’t this a word? Like this should be a thing. “Susan if I do say so myself you are looking delightfully Titlè today. Oh of course! No I mean it! Just fulsome and perky. Are you on your red river by chance(?) Yes? How did I guess? LOL you’re silly Susan. Just a wild premonition ☺️. Have an awesome day ❤️.” U feel me? “Erica! My goodness! U are looking Titlèier than I’ve ever seen before. That bathing suit can barely hold you lol! No, thank YOU! Your Titlèiness has made this trip to the pool absolutely worth my while!” U feel me? Like how could someone feel offended by being called Titlè? It’s such a delicate, gracious word! “Samantha I’m gonna be frank. You know I have zero filter LOL so here goes - bombs away ☺️. I’ve dated some wonderfully Titlè women before. Really. Just shapely and awesome. But you’re the Titlèist. Yes. YES. Don’t debate me on this SAMANTHA 😂. No YOU stop! Oh now you’re blushing ... LIKE NOBODY’S EVER CALLED YOU TITLÈ BEFORE I MEAN YOU’RE WEARING A SHEER TOP IT’S NOT LIKE YOU’RE TRYING TO HIDE YOUR TITLÈIOSITY 😂.” Titlèism = the study of mammaries. Titlèness = an abundance of mammarical wondrousness. U feel me? It’s 2018. Let’s make this a word. BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂 (pic: @gamzeilefelix)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bless Up, Dude, and Gym: These doggos are true bros until the end
 of time
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit u/beesbuzzlots
Every time I’m at the gym bruv it’s at least one “golf bro” there. U know this dude because he be doing oddly specific asf workouts 🤔. Oddly specific stretches. Arm swings that vaguely resemble a golf swing. But the key giveaway that Chadwick is a certified golf bro is he rocking that Titleist brand cap. U feel me? Like that’s him saying: “u peasants are here to look big in a t-shirt. I lift so I can add 10 yards to my drive ☺️.” (Side note I’ve been golfing for two years now bc I have to (for work) and the reason I do it rarely is bc u have to put in hours every wknd to yield modest improvements in ya game and I got better things to do on wknds like look at memes and take depression naps 🤗😂). Now then. Seeing all these Titleist caps got me thinking: Why isn’t this a word? Like this should be a thing. “Susan if I do say so myself you are looking delightfully Titlè today. Oh of course! No I mean it! Just fulsome and perky. Are you on your red river by chance(?) Yes? How did I guess? LOL you’re silly Susan. Just a wild premonition ☺️. Have an awesome day ❤️.” U feel me? “Erica! My goodness! U are looking Titlèier than I’ve ever seen before. That bathing suit can barely hold you lol! No, thank YOU! Your Titlèiness has made this trip to the pool absolutely worth my while!” U feel me? Like how could someone feel offended by being called Titlè? It’s such a delicate, gracious word! “Samantha I’m gonna be frank. You know I have zero filter LOL so here goes - bombs away ☺️. I’ve dated some wonderfully Titlè women before. Really. Just shapely and awesome. But you’re the Titlèist. Yes. YES. Don’t debate me on this SAMANTHA 😂. No YOU stop! Oh now you’re blushing ... LIKE NOBODY’S EVER CALLED YOU TITLÈ BEFORE I MEAN YOU’RE WEARING A SHEER TOP IT’S NOT LIKE YOU’RE TRYING TO HIDE YOUR TITLÈIOSITY 😂.” Titlèism = the study of mammaries. Titlèness = an abundance of mammarical wondrousness. U feel me? It’s 2018. Let’s make this a word. BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂 (pic: @gamzeilefelix)
                
            

            
            
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    Bad, Confused, and Fucking: T-Mobile
 1:10 AM
 Bra drop
 RAVE
 I went to a lingerie store yesterday to get some
 new "pretty" bras and while browsing near the
 changing room, a staff member (SM) asked
 another woman (30s, maybe?) going into the
 changing room how long it had been since she
 had been fitted. She said a while and before she
 could finish talking, SM says "OK, well let's get
 that taken care of" and tries to follow her into the
 changing roonm
 Shopper lady stopped her and told her she didn't
 want a fitting and SM interrupts her again to
 reassure her it's not uncomfortable and she
 shouldn't be shy and to tell her every woman
 needs one. Shopper lady clearly was getting
 pissed off at this point and straight up said "No
 You are not going to do a fitting for me." She
 wasn't rude, but she wasn't polite either, she was
 blunt
 Then SM turned the conversation on its head and
 asked "You're not a mother, are you?"
 Shopper lady looked so confused at the change
 of topic, she just said "Huh?"
 SM: "Yeah, thought so. I can always tell. The
 ↑ 2.7k
 239
 Share

 T-Mobile
 1:10 AM
 SM: "Yeah, thought so. I can always tell. The
 women who aren't mothers yet are far more
 bashful. Once you have kids and have breastfed,
 that embarrassment goes right out the window
 because you'll realise breasts are for feeding
 babies, not for men to oogle"
 Shopper lady: gaining back some composure
 Kids aren't in my future
 SM: "Oh, it'll happen, one way or another"
 Shopper lady: now angry "Where in our
 conversation did I say it was my choice? How do
 you know you didn't just say that to an infertile
 woman?"
 SM: "I... Uh
 Shopper lady: getting louder "If boobs are only for
 feeding babies, you shouldn't have a job because
 lingerie stores like this shouldn't exist. And why
 would I gift wrap them for my girlfriend? Yeah
 girlfriend, so no it's not going to happen "one way
 or another"."
 SM: still stammering
 Shopper lady: "You know what? I don't need a
 fitting not only because l know how to do it
 ↑ 2.7k
 239
 Share

 T-Mobile
 1:10 AM
 feeding babies, you shouldn't have a job because
 lingerie stores like this shouldn't exist. And why
 would I gift wrap them for my girlfriend? Yeah
 girlfriend, so no it's not going to happen "one way
 or another"."
 SM: still stammering
 Shopper lady: "You know what? I don't need a
 fitting not only because l know how to do it
 myself since l used to do your fucking job, which
 you'd know if you hadn't kept interrupting me,
 but because I'm also not buying anything after
 this" dumps armful of bras on the floor
 Not quite a mic drop, but her bra drop was still
 pretty cool
 By that point, I was outright staring and as
 Shopper Lady walked past she said "What?" in a
 defensive way, probably expecting me to defend
 SM. I just replied with "Just admiring how badass
 you are" which made her smile as she walked out
 Edit: just want to say l've seen a few comments
 assuming it was a Victoria's Secret store, but it
 wasn't. It was a boutique store with very few
 locations, and I don't want to say the name of it
 because apart from this one time, l've never had
 or seen a bad experience there
 ↑ 2.7k
 239
 Share
Woman goes off on employee about not wanting a child, does 'bra drop'
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bad, Confused, and Fucking: T-Mobile
 1:10 AM
 Bra drop
 RAVE
 I went to a lingerie store yesterday to get some
 new "pretty" bras and while browsing near the
 changing room, a staff member (SM) asked
 another woman (30s, maybe?) going into the
 changing room how long it had been since she
 had been fitted. She said a while and before she
 could finish talking, SM says "OK, well let's get
 that taken care of" and tries to follow her into the
 changing roonm
 Shopper lady stopped her and told her she didn't
 want a fitting and SM interrupts her again to
 reassure her it's not uncomfortable and she
 shouldn't be shy and to tell her every woman
 needs one. Shopper lady clearly was getting
 pissed off at this point and straight up said "No
 You are not going to do a fitting for me." She
 wasn't rude, but she wasn't polite either, she was
 blunt
 Then SM turned the conversation on its head and
 asked "You're not a mother, are you?"
 Shopper lady looked so confused at the change
 of topic, she just said "Huh?"
 SM: "Yeah, thought so. I can always tell. The
 ↑ 2.7k
 239
 Share

 T-Mobile
 1:10 AM
 SM: "Yeah, thought so. I can always tell. The
 women who aren't mothers yet are far more
 bashful. Once you have kids and have breastfed,
 that embarrassment goes right out the window
 because you'll realise breasts are for feeding
 babies, not for men to oogle"
 Shopper lady: gaining back some composure
 Kids aren't in my future
 SM: "Oh, it'll happen, one way or another"
 Shopper lady: now angry "Where in our
 conversation did I say it was my choice? How do
 you know you didn't just say that to an infertile
 woman?"
 SM: "I... Uh
 Shopper lady: getting louder "If boobs are only for
 feeding babies, you shouldn't have a job because
 lingerie stores like this shouldn't exist. And why
 would I gift wrap them for my girlfriend? Yeah
 girlfriend, so no it's not going to happen "one way
 or another"."
 SM: still stammering
 Shopper lady: "You know what? I don't need a
 fitting not only because l know how to do it
 ↑ 2.7k
 239
 Share

 T-Mobile
 1:10 AM
 feeding babies, you shouldn't have a job because
 lingerie stores like this shouldn't exist. And why
 would I gift wrap them for my girlfriend? Yeah
 girlfriend, so no it's not going to happen "one way
 or another"."
 SM: still stammering
 Shopper lady: "You know what? I don't need a
 fitting not only because l know how to do it
 myself since l used to do your fucking job, which
 you'd know if you hadn't kept interrupting me,
 but because I'm also not buying anything after
 this" dumps armful of bras on the floor
 Not quite a mic drop, but her bra drop was still
 pretty cool
 By that point, I was outright staring and as
 Shopper Lady walked past she said "What?" in a
 defensive way, probably expecting me to defend
 SM. I just replied with "Just admiring how badass
 you are" which made her smile as she walked out
 Edit: just want to say l've seen a few comments
 assuming it was a Victoria's Secret store, but it
 wasn't. It was a boutique store with very few
 locations, and I don't want to say the name of it
 because apart from this one time, l've never had
 or seen a bad experience there
 ↑ 2.7k
 239
 Share
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    Children, College, and Crying: Former President Barack Obama Sits Down with David
 Letterman to Discuss Family and Life After Presidency;
 Says Michelle Would Leave Him If He Ran Agairn
 @balleralert
 Room
Former President Barack Obama Sits Down with David Letterman to Discuss Family and Life After Presidency; Says Michelle Would Leave Him If He Ran Again -blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ Former late-night TV host DavidLetterman held his first interview for his new Netflix show, ‘My Next Guest Needs No Introduction With David Letterman’, and the conversation was nothing short of interesting. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ For his first hour-long interview, Letterman sat down with former president BarackObama. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ In front of a studio audience at the City University of New York, the two discussed subjects such as the Obama family, his legacy and how he wants it to be remembered, and even some of his views on current issues such as voting rights. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ When it comes to his legacy as president, Obama said, "The economy was collapsing faster than it did during the great depression. The month I took office we lost 800,000 jobs – just in that month. And one of the things I'm proudest about is the fact that, within a year, we had the economy growing again and within about a year and a half we were actually adding jobs again instead of losing them." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ As one of the most beloved presidential families, we all are dying to know what the transition has been like from the White House to “regular life.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ When his oldest daughter Malia left for college, Obama said, "It was like open heart surgery,...One of the best descriptions I've ever heard [about having] children was 'It's like having your heart outside your body.' And they're not that smart and they're wandering around and crossing streets, and getting on airplanes …" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ "I was basically useless. Everyone had seen me crying and misting up for the past three weeks," ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ Despite, the hard times, the former prez is enjoying the extra time. He says he has no intention to run for a third term, not because it’s illegal, but because of his wife Michelle Obama. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ “No, no, no, you guys are misunderstanding me – what I'm saying is, I’m prevented from running again by the Constitution but even if it were not for that amendment, Michelle would leave me."
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Children, College, and Crying: Former President Barack Obama Sits Down with David
 Letterman to Discuss Family and Life After Presidency;
 Says Michelle Would Leave Him If He Ran Agairn
 @balleralert
 Room
Former President Barack Obama Sits Down with David Letterman to Discuss Family and Life After Presidency; Says Michelle Would Leave Him If He Ran Again -blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ Former late-night TV host DavidLetterman held his first interview for his new Netflix show, ‘My Next Guest Needs No Introduction With David Letterman’, and the conversation was nothing short of interesting. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ For his first hour-long interview, Letterman sat down with former president BarackObama. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ In front of a studio audience at the City University of New York, the two discussed subjects such as the Obama family, his legacy and how he wants it to be remembered, and even some of his views on current issues such as voting rights. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ When it comes to his legacy as president, Obama said, "The economy was collapsing faster than it did during the great depression. The month I took office we lost 800,000 jobs – just in that month. And one of the things I'm proudest about is the fact that, within a year, we had the economy growing again and within about a year and a half we were actually adding jobs again instead of losing them." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ As one of the most beloved presidential families, we all are dying to know what the transition has been like from the White House to “regular life.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ When his oldest daughter Malia left for college, Obama said, "It was like open heart surgery,...One of the best descriptions I've ever heard [about having] children was 'It's like having your heart outside your body.' And they're not that smart and they're wandering around and crossing streets, and getting on airplanes …" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ "I was basically useless. Everyone had seen me crying and misting up for the past three weeks," ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ Despite, the hard times, the former prez is enjoying the extra time. He says he has no intention to run for a third term, not because it’s illegal, but because of his wife Michelle Obama. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ “No, no, no, you guys are misunderstanding me – what I'm saying is, I’m prevented from running again by the Constitution but even if it were not for that amendment, Michelle would leave me."
                
            

            
            
Former President Barack Obama Sits Down with David Letterman to Discuss Family and Life After Presidency; Says Michelle Would Leave Him If H...