25+ Best No You Memes | Thinking About Memes, No You Are Memes, You Are Memes

Choose One, Book, and Date: Abam @AdamBroud Me: What's your favorite book? Date: War and Peace Me: *mouth full of McNuggets* No, you can only choose one this is why we have @buzzfeedbooks

this is why we have @buzzfeedbooks

Weird, Ants, and Jason: Jason alongwall26 Our relationship with ants is weird Ants are, like, "Hey, l only want these crumbs, ok?" and we're all, "No you motherfucking will not."

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: Vampires suck your blood for Vitamin D because they can't go out in the sun themselves. You ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. memehumor: Gotta think of others

memehumor: Gotta think of others

Too Much, Time, and Dog: TINY DOG TO THE RESCUE!

TINY DOG TO THE RESCUE!

Ass, Basic Bitch, and Be Like: Bitches be like "l am a freak." You do 69? No. You do anal? No Wanna get handcuffed? No You give head? No Wanna strip for me? No Yeah you're a FREAK alright A FREAKing liar! A FREAKing basic bitch 0. So sick of these hoes. It’s 2018, eat my ass ffs.

So sick of these hoes. It’s 2018, eat my ass ffs.

Memes, Vitamin D, and Vampires: Vampires suck your blood for Vitamin D because they can't go out in the sun themselves. You ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. Gotta think of others via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2OoSsbe

Gotta think of others via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2OoSsbe

Bill Cosby, Dude, and Smh: So if your Momma came to you and said "this dude raped me 36 years ago would you be asking for proof? Hell no you wouldn't. It'd be chittychittybangbang Pay attention to these dudes and how they react to these Brett Kavanaugh and Bill Cosby situations. Smh. Be careful y'all.

Hell no you wouldn't. It'd be chittychittybangbang Pay attention to these dudes and how they react to these Brett Kavanaugh and Bill Cosby s...

America, Children, and Friends: R.I.P. America!!! You went soft on discipline. You raised the cost of living so high that both parents are always at work, rather than spending time with their children. You took God out of schools. Parents were told 'No you can't discipline your kids'. Kids have rights blah, blah, blah. Well. America!! You shall reap what you sow, we have lost generations of offspring that have turned into selfish, disrespectful brats who have no respect for people, property or authority! Things need to change! Copy & paste if you have the guts too!!! Give me an Amen if you agree..! I am curious to see how many of my friends will agree with this. Amen.

Funny, Memes, and Good: WHEN I TRY AN OUTFIT ON AND IT DOESN'T MAKE ME LOOK GOOD IJUST THROW IT ON THE FLOOR. LIKE NO. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE HUNG UP, SIT THERE AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE #sarcastic #funny-quotes #sarcasm #funny-memes

#sarcastic #funny-quotes #sarcasm #funny-memes

Beautiful, Fucking, and God: emkaymlgp snk fandom? no you misunderstood me. im in the sink fandom is that the fucking entrance to the chamber of secrets that is the most beautiful sink i have ever seen can i join this sink fandom god Not a fan of the faucet but beautiful artistry and movement. I didn't know I wanted those in my bathroom!

Not a fan of the faucet but beautiful artistry and movement. I didn't know I wanted those in my bathroom!

Dank, Mediocre, and Okay: Everybody want participation trophies nowadays. No! You dont get a Only winners for being mediocre! be celebrated Then explain that. confederate statue They tried really really hard, okay!? satwcomic.com This was suggested by a woman working in the US military. She noticed that a lot of people who hate participation trophies in the US are against removing confederate statues. Make of that what you want. My site https://satwcomic.com/ My Patreon https://www.patreon.com/SatW

This was suggested by a woman working in the US military. She noticed that a lot of people who hate participation trophies in the US are aga...

Memes, Okay, and Communist: Babe. There is no "" and there is no "You" There is only a we Okay.. We fucked your sister. Communist. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2MWcFV5

Communist. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2MWcFV5

Ugly, Vacation, and Girl Memes: When you come back from a vacation I'm so fat No you re beautitul saidwas fat not ugly

Ass, Relationships, and Texting: Do you want the tampon you left in my sock drawer back Ca No you can go ahead and shove it up your ass

No you can go ahead and shove it up your ass

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Memes, and Slayer: PLAY VIDEO GAMES FOR NINE HOURS? BINGE THE ENTIRETY OF "BUFFy THE VAMPIRE SLAYER?" YOU NEED TO GO TO THERAPY NO, YOU NEED TO GO TO THERAPY GO ONLINE AND BUY THINGS I CAN'T AFFORD? OVEREXTEND MYSELF AT WORK UNTIL IM TOO EXHAUSTED PHYSICALLYy AND MENTALLY TO EVEN THINK STRAIGHT? GO. TO THERAPY @ADAMTOTS for GEEK.COM Is this self care?

Is this self care?

Memes, Nike, and 🤖: @ThatoR "I know I hurt you in the past but I've changed" NIKE $79 now No you haven’t changed BRAD

No you haven’t changed BRAD

Lmao, Memes, and Sorry: Sybiria Fish August 4 at 12:31pm Lmao sorry but no, if your sperm causes a pregnancy in someone else, you are not equally entitled to decide whether that person should carry to term. Persons with uterus are not your personal incubators. I don't give a SINGLE care if you "made it too" No you didn't. You set it in motion. You won't be growing it inside your body for close to a year. You won't be experiencing any part of the "making. It's not your choice. You do not own someone else's time, body, pain, and experiences just because you put your penis in them

Chill, Fucking, and I Bet: taluluto i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like "do yall have sweet tea??" and theyre like "no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!"like no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit Source: taluluto 622,101 notes

Memes, Yah, and Thank You: etahad mariah @FruityMariah me: "i want a sugar daddy" anybody: i can buy it for y- me: nO yOu rEaLLy dOnT nEeD tO dO tHaT ItS OkAY bUt ThAnK yOu sO mUcH Follow my backup @etahad in case I get hacked or deleted again 😔😔 but yah srsly do it... @etahad @etahad @etahad

Follow my backup @etahad in case I get hacked or deleted again 😔😔 but yah srsly do it... @etahad @etahad @etahad

Dank Memes, Name, and You: MADE THIS NO YOU DION'T BUT MY NAME IS ON IT NO IT ISN'T

Bad, cnn.com, and News: Erik Haddad @erikhaddad that looks bad, plane and simple #ual 175 0:07 Ill 103 views 2/13/18, 2:46 PM from Hawaii, USA Erin M. Calabrese @EMCNBC 29m hi are you safe? did you take this video? if so, may we use it across all our nbcu partners and platforms? NBCNEWs 431 Erik Haddad @erikhaddad Replying to @EMCNBCNEWS you have my permission, with attribution. thank you 2/13/18, 2:52 PM Amanda Jackson @Amand... 30m Wow! I'm glad you are safe. I work at CNN. Can CNN use your image on all platforms/affiliates with credit to you? Thank you. O 2 Erik Haddad @erikhaddad Replying to @AmandaJ TX you have my permission, with attribution. thank you 2/13/18, 2:52 PM from Hawaii, USA Kelley Kramer @kelleykra... 24m v Hi Erik - glad you landed safely. I'm with Fox News. Did you take this video? If so can we have permission to use with credit? Thank you. t01 Erik Haddad @erikhaddad Replying to @kelleykramer I took this video and no you may not 2/13/18, 2:57 PM from Hawai, USA buckybarnes:SJAHDHSJSBSBS

buckybarnes:SJAHDHSJSBSBS

Memes, Obama, and Control: "NO, YOU CAN'T DENY WOMEN THEIR BASIC RIGHTS AND PRETEND IT'S ABOUT YOUR 'RELIGIOUS FREEDOM. IF YOU DON'T LIKE BIRTH CONTROL, DON'T USE IT. RELIGIOUS FREEDOM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN FORCE OTHERS TO LIVE BY YOUR OWN BELIEFS." PRES. OBAMA 💯💯💯

💯💯💯

America, Bitch, and Memes: WHEN YOU MOCK SOLDIERS ONLINE Some guy gave up his first class seat for a uniformed soldier. People are thanking him. I'm tryng not to vonit or yell about Mosul. THEN You tried not to vomit or yell? No, you just sat there quietly like a little bitch. Ignored, irrelevant, wishing you were a man. @ciccmaher IMMEDIATELY GET OWNED GOT EM!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 presidenttrump resist stupidliberals merica america stupiddemocrats donaldtrump guncontrol patriot trump yeeyee presidentdonaldtrump draintheswamp makeamericagreatagain trumptrain triggered ------------------ FOLLOW👉🏼 @conservative.american 👈🏼 FOR MORE🇺🇸🇺🇸

GOT EM!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 presidenttrump resist stupidliberals merica america stupiddemocrats donaldtrump guncontrol patriot trump yeeyee presidentd...

Anaconda, Sorry, and Tumblr: Do you like chicken? No Do you like curry? Sorry... No You won't like what i did... Did you make chicken curry for me? No, i fucked your sister DESTRACTION 100 <a href="http://memehumor.net/post/176070211749/well-its-the-same-right" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>: <blockquote>Well it’s the same. Right?</blockquote>

<a href="http://memehumor.net/post/176070211749/well-its-the-same-right" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>: <blockquote>Well it’s...

Memes, Politics, and Racism: I am not mad at you that Clinton lost. I am unconcerned that we have different politics. And I don't think less of you because you vote one way and I vote another. No... I think less of you because you watched an adult mock a disabled person in front of a crowd and still supported him. I think less of you because you saw a man spouting clear racism and backed him. I think less of you because you listened to him advocate for war crimes, and still thought he should run this country. I think less of you because you watched him equate a woman's worth to her appearance and got on board. It isn't your politics that I find repulsive. It is your personal willingness to support racism, sexism, and cruelty. You sided with a bully when it mattered and that is something I will never forget. So, no... you and I won't be "coming together" to move forward or whatever. Trump disgusts me, but it is the fact that he doesn't disgust you that will stick with me long after this election. Exactly this.

Exactly this.

Sleeping, You, and Couple: You are sweet, no you are sweeter, no you are sweeter!

You are sweet, no you are sweeter, no you are sweeter!

Being Alone, Memes, and Parents: LEEK @malikbrazile My girl went to go babysit and this is what the parents left her mund Rules d Tips DE eneaurage the ids to aicn s much Tv as possibe 30 Hoc will leave be e hell alone Feel Prec to do the same as hay want as ong Dond vastc your valuable time take piis to sicep anqw Cooina or providina heal pizza ane hemy4 on denmound. Sus downloadl a eave DEyou haveanu boys ov 3 The do still breast Scedl have lan thatI Can caul later udeo.on-youtube.. J□tis.no士 Don answer unless Vouu kel like Payi LDo not take anu Kihens Cand asidein bis van or an drawers,Please hrD wupn gun w to tie door,迁earthern like. Sehovahls Withess's. Doit lend ham any egss mis I cigaretes Theu know wher He Store is And no-you don want to overdlue buls and qu Do not believe ANyHN thonn Do NOT follow @hoest if you’re easily offended! 😂💀

Do NOT follow @hoest if you’re easily offended! 😂💀

Guess, Friend, and You: Friend: guess what Me: what? Friend: no you have to guess Me:

Life, Memes, and Roommate: What if the spider you killed in your room had spent its entire life thinking that you were its roommate? Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself https://t.co/OmypdfOgWI

https://t.co/OmypdfOgWI

Memes, Period, and Boyfriend: m. diane @CULTMOTHER told my boyfriend I was going to start my period and he said, "AGAIN?? it's like, you know what, you're right, I'm cancelling my subscription. Oh no you’re totally right I’m done with this 😩🙄😪(@cultmother)

Oh no you’re totally right I’m done with this 😩🙄😪(@cultmother)

Reddit, Com, and Who: Oh no who Do not stair at us OYOU [<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/8peelh/no_you/">Src</a>]

[<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/8peelh/no_you/">Src</a>]

Instagram, Puns, and Who: papanorth: theroyalfishbitch: Pansexual? No no no, you misheard me. l'm punsexual. I'm sexually attracted to the person who makes the strongest puns. Source: therovalfishbitch Instagram: @punsonly

Instagram: @punsonly

Memes, Money, and Entitled: "Responsibility" "Greed" IM ENTITLED TO YOUR MONEY NO, YOU ARENT. (GC)

(GC)

Aww, Bae, and Dank: You are my drug. Aww, you can't live without me? No, you cost too much and vou ruin my life Tell your bae that she's your drug.

Tell your bae that she's your drug.

God, Got, and Invest: MY CHRISTIANI MORALS God! Ah! [ Whimperin ME I got you! I got you, brother. SHREKPORN Oh, no, you don't imgflip.com New format invest now via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="https://ift.tt/2J57gWN">https://ift.tt/2J57gWN</a>

New format invest now via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="https://ift.tt/2J57gWN">https://ift.tt/2J57gWN</a>

Memes, Guess, and Classical Art: Friend: Guess what? Me: What? Friend: No you have to guess Me: CLASSICALART MEMES

<a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://draumbooty.tumblr.com/post/148796102331">draumbooty</a>: <blockquote> <a class="tumblr_blog" h...

Dank, Thank You, and Asking: .24 @1kayofficial Those "can I call you" people are so wonderful. No you can't call me but thank you for asking 12/05/2018, 6:53 pm

Fucking, Troll, and Tumblr: twat and 2 others They are saving they hear "yanny" because they want attention.. 12:12 PM 15 May 18 368 Retweets 6,528 Likes 4d person1 person 2 HERE'S THAT ATTENTION YOU ORDERED 4d Replying to@ Its Laurel....people who say Yanny are doing it in order to get attention and "stand out" and troll. Welcome to 2018 person 5 4d person 4 We actually fucking hear yanny and don't be a dick about it by saying we say this for attention Domenic Z @DomZenga Replying to person person6 and 3 others No you dont. You're lying, but thats cool 2:11 PM 15 May 18 .4d person 7 No...Il'm saying I hear yanny because I hear yanny 46 t 163 9,408 Replying to @ @i and 2 lf person 8 person 9 others Whatever you say 1:07 PM 15 May 18 4 Retweets 520 Likes Replying to @ No you dont, but you got the attention you wanted person 10 <a href="http://memehumor.net/post/174071842133/guy-goes-out-of-his-way-to-tell-everyone-that" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>: <blockquote>Guy goes out of his way to tell everyone that hears “yanny” is a liar and wants attention.</blockquote>

<a href="http://memehumor.net/post/174071842133/guy-goes-out-of-his-way-to-tell-everyone-that" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>: <b...

Fucking, Funny, and Movies: Ren @GamelikeEA Leo: so we kiss, and then I lift myself out of the water Director: no you just drown Leo: but there's room for two- Director: did I fucking stutter Movies @Moviepicts Titanic behind the scenes How are you not following @satan yet😭

How are you not following @satan yet😭

Dank, Meme, and Blue: MB GAMES WHO DOES HE HAVE BLONDE HAIR AND THE BLUE EYES?! If no, you know what to do via /r/dank_meme <a href="https://ift.tt/2GyjAwz">https://ift.tt/2GyjAwz</a>

If no, you know what to do via /r/dank_meme <a href="https://ift.tt/2GyjAwz">https://ift.tt/2GyjAwz</a>

Target, Tumblr, and Thank You: ..24 @1kayofficial Those "can I call you" people are so wonderful. No you can't call me but thank you for asking <a href="http://arandomthot.tumblr.com/post/173908918475/thanks-but-no-thanks" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">arandomthot</a>:<blockquote>Thanks, but no thanks</blockquote>

<a href="http://arandomthot.tumblr.com/post/173908918475/thanks-but-no-thanks" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">arandomthot</a>:<b...

Chris Paul, Facebook, and Kevin Durant: Wednesday, May 1 MESSAGES Mommy No you cant sleep in my bed tonight. This is why people think you're soft. now MESSAGES Chris Paul No, you cant sign with us 1m ago OCKER MESSAGES Facebook.com/NOTSportsCenter 2m ago Steph Tweet about me tonight. I dare you. MESSAGES PJ Tucker I'm better than Steph Imaoo0 4m ago MESSAGES Russell Westbrook Bet you missed me tonight 5m ago Kevin Durant’s phone has been blowing up since the Warriors got blown out in Game 2: https://t.co/ew7P0F6Bt2

Kevin Durant’s phone has been blowing up since the Warriors got blown out in Game 2: https://t.co/ew7P0F6Bt2

Beautiful, Doctor, and Food: newyorkbehere "If you look at the fact that you have a roof over your head, food to eat, that you are young and beautiful and live in a peaceful land, then no, you have nothing to be sad about. But the fact is, we are not only a physical body, we have souls too, and sometimes our souls get sick. If you break a leg you don't just say 'I have no reason to have a broken leg' and ignore it; you seek help. It's the same when your soul gets hurt. Don't apologize for being sad." - My doctor when I told her I had no reason to be sad (via jpglashton) Source: hrive-ithiliel 350.538 notities

Thank You, Asking, and Can: .24 @1kayofficial Follow ) Those "can I call you" people are so wonderful. No you can't call me but thank you for asking 10:53 AM - 12 May 2018 16,719 Retweets 43,176 Likes

Aww, Life, and Money: bf: you are my drug gf: aww you can't live without me? bf: no you cost too much and you my life ruin <a href="http://awesomesthesia.tumblr.com/post/173768021490/giving-your-girl-hints-when-she-use-your-money-too" class="tumblr_blog">awesomesthesia</a>: <blockquote>Giving your girl hints when she use your money too much</blockquote>

<a href="http://awesomesthesia.tumblr.com/post/173768021490/giving-your-girl-hints-when-she-use-your-money-too" class="tumblr_blog">aweso...

Blackpeopletwitter, Thank You, and Mean: 24 @1kayofficial Follow Those "can I call you" people are so wonderful.No you can't call me but thank you for asking 6:53 PM-12 May 2018 34,991 Retweets 96,498 Likes 3 旮邸.nf B 3:, Just because you can doesn’t mean you should (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Gif, Mood, and Nasty: Snow Black Cindy @Ebony_QT Follow Hung out with three white people yesterday, i was the only minority. At one point one of them asked me "Do you like white people?" I calmly said "not usually no. You all should feel lucky" and went back to sippin my margarita while I watched the discomfort grow 10:16 AM- 2 May 2018 2,155 Retweets 7,494 Likes Snow Black Cindy @Ebony_QT Follow Later on they were talking about a date auction happening and one of them asked me if I was going I said "nah, I'm not really a fan of auctions" the guy said "oh why?!" I just stared at him. Right when he started turning red l said "just fuckin witcha Larry!" GIF 10:25 AM-2 May 2018 326 Retweets 1,182 ks Snow Black Cindy @Ebony_QT Follow)v I have a legit hobby of making wypippo racially uncomfortable. And right when the discomfort really starts to set in, lightening the mood. It's SO fun. GIF 10:29 AM - 2 May 2018 146 Retweets 688 Likes Snow Black Cindy @Ebony QT Followv I cannot WAIT to do this as a couple. Me and my man go out with a wyy couple and we BOTH find ways to make them feel uncomfortable and laugh about it on the way home>>>> 10:47 AM-2 May 2018 73 Retweets 417 Likes <a href="https://amarretto-cowboy.tumblr.com/post/173575662607/keyhollow-theambassadorposts-just-live" class="tumblr_blog">amarretto-cowboy</a>:<blockquote> <a href="http://keyhollow.tumblr.com/post/173567100075/theambassadorposts-just-live-for-making" class="tumblr_blog">keyhollow</a>: <blockquote> <a href="https://theambassadorposts.tumblr.com/post/173556366401/just-live-for-making-people-uncomfortable" class="tumblr_blog">theambassadorposts</a>: <blockquote> Just live for making people uncomfortable 😂 </blockquote> Y'all just nasty and mean spirited </blockquote> *1 year later* “white people not wanting to be around me is proof that they’re racist </blockquote>

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Memes, Texts, and 🤖: WHEN YOUR EX TEXTS YOU AT 2AM WITH A WNKY FACE as ts anofrom me NO. You need to follow @scouse_ma @scouse_ma @scouse_ma @scouse_ma

NO. You need to follow @scouse_ma @scouse_ma @scouse_ma @scouse_ma

Aww, Boo, and Life: bf: you are my drug gf: aww you can't live without me? bf: no you cost too much and you ruin my life Boo you suck via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2IdczD7">https://ift.tt/2IdczD7</a>

Boo you suck via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2IdczD7">https://ift.tt/2IdczD7</a>

No You

No You

Thinking About

No You Are

You Are

Little

Sarcasmism

Slutly

Littled

Oh My Gods

Slutting

falling asleep

no you didn't

no you can't