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Books, Children, and Football: File: hornet ipg (16 KB, 334x365) Anonymous (ID: 9IMinh+h) 05/08/14(Thu)13:47:55 No.545596030 5455960505455974122545598750 545599623 Everyone is allowed childish, irrational fears. Some people hate clowns, others spiders, water, etc. For me it's hornets >be me >senior in high school >a mistake in scheduling sophomore year led me to end up not taking a mandatory sophomore level science class as a senior >alright whatever Pit's the last class of the day so that's good at least >spend most of the time sleeping and dicking around >ace all the tests anyways It should be mentioned we were learning about biology and insects of some kind or another at this time, which prompted this >Some kid says he caught a giant fuck hornet and that he should bring it to show in class >teacher says this is a great idea >l loudly voice my concerns >my hatred for the creatures are well documented >l am ignored >l hear the forshadowtron firing up in the background >NEXT DAY >in seat >kid walks in >has the biggest fucking hornet I've ever seen not as in "biggest I've ever seen in real life" this was literally bigger than any picture or video I've ever seen of a hornet. panic mode on standby >kid brings it up to the front of the class and the teacher starts talking about hornets and stuff >I can't even >the hornet looks pretty docile at least. > "Shake him a bit and see if that wakes him up" >l make an insightful comment about why that is a fucking retarded idea >l am ignored >hornet does wake up, and it's pissed >kid forgot to secure the lid of this shitty plastic container HORNET FUCKING PUSHES OUT THE LID AND FLIES OUT OF THE CONTAINER Anonymous (ID: 9Minh+h) 05/08/14(Thu)1348:08 No.545596050235455964362354559714032545597721 P> >kids scream teacher says in a firm but calm voice "Nobody panic" >she has the situation under control >l do not >Hornet flies straight toward me NOW IS A PERFECTLY GOOD TIME TO PANIC >FIGHT OR FLIGHT ENGAGED >FIGHT MODE ENGAGED >bolt up, scream obscenities and throw my fucking desk at the thing >misses entirely, skips off another desk and wrecks the kid who brought it in >books and papers fly fucking everywhere whiteboard falls and takes out the front row of students >the hornet's buzzing shifts from "T'm about to be angry" to a higher "I am completely fucking angry" buzz >FLIGHT MODE ENGAGED >teacher screams "ANON CALM DOWN" >"FUCK THAT >football tackle through the group of children crowded around the door and bust it open >hear the cracking of skulls on linoleum >turn left and run out of the school, into my car, and drive home, still in blind panic >NEXT DAY >walk into classroom through noticeably broken door >everyone in class has horrible bruises on them either from where the hornet stung them or from being caught in the collateral damage of my escape >kid who got hit by the desk isn't in class, find out later he had to get a neckbrace >dead fucking silence >everyone is staring at me >say "I don't like hornets" >sit down and pretend nothing happened Fucking hornets, man
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Books, Children, and Football: File: hornet ipg (16 KB, 334x365) Anonymous (ID: 9IMinh+h) 05/08/14(Thu)13:47:55 No.545596030 5455960505455974122545598750 545599623 Everyone is allowed childish, irrational fears. Some people hate clowns, others spiders, water, etc. For me it's hornets >be me >senior in high school >a mistake in scheduling sophomore year led me to end up not taking a mandatory sophomore level science class as a senior >alright whatever Pit's the last class of the day so that's good at least >spend most of the time sleeping and dicking around >ace all the tests anyways It should be mentioned we were learning about biology and insects of some kind or another at this time, which prompted this >Some kid says he caught a giant fuck hornet and that he should bring it to show in class >teacher says this is a great idea >l loudly voice my concerns >my hatred for the creatures are well documented >l am ignored >l hear the forshadowtron firing up in the background >NEXT DAY >in seat >kid walks in >has the biggest fucking hornet I've ever seen not as in "biggest I've ever seen in real life" this was literally bigger than any picture or video I've ever seen of a hornet. panic mode on standby >kid brings it up to the front of the class and the teacher starts talking about hornets and stuff >I can't even >the hornet looks pretty docile at least. > "Shake him a bit and see if that wakes him up" >l make an insightful comment about why that is a fucking retarded idea >l am ignored >hornet does wake up, and it's pissed >kid forgot to secure the lid of this shitty plastic container HORNET FUCKING PUSHES OUT THE LID AND FLIES OUT OF THE CONTAINER Anonymous (ID: 9Minh+h) 05/08/14(Thu)1348:08 No.545596050235455964362354559714032545597721 P> >kids scream teacher says in a firm but calm voice "Nobody panic" >she has the situation under control >l do not >Hornet flies straight toward me NOW IS A PERFECTLY GOOD TIME TO PANIC >FIGHT OR FLIGHT ENGAGED >FIGHT MODE ENGAGED >bolt up, scream obscenities and throw my fucking desk at the thing >misses entirely, skips off another desk and wrecks the kid who brought it in >books and papers fly fucking everywhere whiteboard falls and takes out the front row of students >the hornet's buzzing shifts from "T'm about to be angry" to a higher "I am completely fucking angry" buzz >FLIGHT MODE ENGAGED >teacher screams "ANON CALM DOWN" >"FUCK THAT >football tackle through the group of children crowded around the door and bust it open >hear the cracking of skulls on linoleum >turn left and run out of the school, into my car, and drive home, still in blind panic >NEXT DAY >walk into classroom through noticeably broken door >everyone in class has horrible bruises on them either from where the hornet stung them or from being caught in the collateral damage of my escape >kid who got hit by the desk isn't in class, find out later he had to get a neckbrace >dead fucking silence >everyone is staring at me >say "I don't like hornets" >sit down and pretend nothing happened Fucking hornets, man
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Books, Children, and Football: File: hornet ipg (16 KB, 334x365) Anonymous (ID: 9IMinh+h) 05/08/14(Thu)13:47:55 No.545596030 5455960505455974122545598750 545599623 Everyone is allowed childish, irrational fears. Some people hate clowns, others spiders, water, etc. For me it's hornets >be me >senior in high school >a mistake in scheduling sophomore year led me to end up not taking a mandatory sophomore level science class as a senior >alright whatever Pit's the last class of the day so that's good at least >spend most of the time sleeping and dicking around >ace all the tests anyways It should be mentioned we were learning about biology and insects of some kind or another at this time, which prompted this >Some kid says he caught a giant fuck hornet and that he should bring it to show in class >teacher says this is a great idea >l loudly voice my concerns >my hatred for the creatures are well documented >l am ignored >l hear the forshadowtron firing up in the background >NEXT DAY >in seat >kid walks in >has the biggest fucking hornet I've ever seen not as in "biggest I've ever seen in real life" this was literally bigger than any picture or video I've ever seen of a hornet. panic mode on standby >kid brings it up to the front of the class and the teacher starts talking about hornets and stuff >I can't even >the hornet looks pretty docile at least. > "Shake him a bit and see if that wakes him up" >l make an insightful comment about why that is a fucking retarded idea >l am ignored >hornet does wake up, and it's pissed >kid forgot to secure the lid of this shitty plastic container HORNET FUCKING PUSHES OUT THE LID AND FLIES OUT OF THE CONTAINER Anonymous (ID: 9Minh+h) 05/08/14(Thu)1348:08 No.545596050235455964362354559714032545597721 P> >kids scream teacher says in a firm but calm voice "Nobody panic" >she has the situation under control >l do not >Hornet flies straight toward me NOW IS A PERFECTLY GOOD TIME TO PANIC >FIGHT OR FLIGHT ENGAGED >FIGHT MODE ENGAGED >bolt up, scream obscenities and throw my fucking desk at the thing >misses entirely, skips off another desk and wrecks the kid who brought it in >books and papers fly fucking everywhere whiteboard falls and takes out the front row of students >the hornet's buzzing shifts from "T'm about to be angry" to a higher "I am completely fucking angry" buzz >FLIGHT MODE ENGAGED >teacher screams "ANON CALM DOWN" >"FUCK THAT >football tackle through the group of children crowded around the door and bust it open >hear the cracking of skulls on linoleum >turn left and run out of the school, into my car, and drive home, still in blind panic >NEXT DAY >walk into classroom through noticeably broken door >everyone in class has horrible bruises on them either from where the hornet stung them or from being caught in the collateral damage of my escape >kid who got hit by the desk isn't in class, find out later he had to get a neckbrace >dead fucking silence >everyone is staring at me >say "I don't like hornets" >sit down and pretend nothing happened Fucking hornets, man
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Books, Children, and Football: File: hornetipg (16 KB, 334x365) Anonymous (ID ฤฐ ) 05/08/14(Thu)13:47:55 No.545596030- >2545596050 2:545597412 2:545598750-s545599623 Everyone is allowed childish, irrational fears. Some people hate clowns, others spiders, water, etc. For me it's hornets be me senior in high school sa mistake in scheduling sophomore year led me to end up not taking a mandatory sophomore level science class as a senior salright whatever sit's the last class of the day so that's good at least sspend most of the time sleeping and dicking around sace all the tests anyways It should be mentioned we were learning about biology and insects of some kind or another at this time, which prompted this. Some kid says he caught a giant fuck hornet and that he should bring it to show in class teacher says this is a great idea l loudly voice my concerns >my hatred for the creatures are well documented >l am ignored sl hear the forshadowtron firing up in the background NEXT DAY in seat kid walks in has the biggest fucking hornet Ive ever seern not as in "biggest I've ever seen in real life" this was literally bigger than any picture or video Ive ever seen of a hornet. >panic mode on standby kid brings it up to the front of the class and the teacher starts talking about hornets and stuff I can't even focus the hornet looks pretty docile at least. >"Shake him a bit and see if that wakes him up" l make an insightful comment about why that is a fucking retarded idea l am ignored >hornet does wake up, and it's pissed >kid forgot to secure the lid of this shitty plastic container >HORNET FUCKING PUSHES OUT THE LID AND FLIES OUT OF THE CONTAINER Anonymous D:9Minh+h 05/08/14(Thu)13:48:08 No.545596050545598436 2545597140 545597721 545596030 (OP) >kids scream steacher says in a firm but calm voice "Nobody panic >she has the situation under control do not >Hornet flies straight toward me NOW IS A PERFECTLY GOOD TIME TO PANIC FIGHT OR FLIGHT ENGAGED FIGHT MODE ENGAGED sbolt up, scream obscenities and throw my fucking desk at the thing misses entirely, skips off another desk and wrecks the kid who brought it in books and papers fly fucking everywhere >whiteboard fails and takes out the front row of students sthe hornet's buzzing shifts from "I'm about to be angry" to a higher "I am completely fucking angry" buzz FLIGHT MODE ENGAGED teacher screams ANON CALM DOWN" SFUCK THAT >football tackle through the group of children crowded around the door and bust it open Shear the cracking of skulls on linoleum Sturn left and run out of the school, into my car, and drive home, still in blind panic NEXT DAY >walk into classroom through noticeably broken door >everyone in class has horrible bruises on them either from where the hornet stung them or from being caught in the collateral damage of my escape >kid who got hit by the desk isn't in class, find out later he had to get a neckbrace >dead fucking silence everyone is staring at me say "I don't like hornets sit down and pretend nothing happened Fucking hornets, mar
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Books, Children, and Football: File: hornetipg (16 KB, 334x365) Anonymous (ID: ฤฐM ) 05/08/14 Thu)13:47:55 No. 545596030->>54559605->>545597412-2545598750-a545599623 Everyone is allowed childish, irrational fears. Some people hate clowns, others spiders, water, etc. For me it's hornets. >be me >senior in high school >a mistake in scheduling sophomore year led me to end up not taking a mandatory sophomore level science class as a senior >alright whatever sit's the last class of the day so that's good at least >spend most of the time sleeping and dicking around >ace all the tests anyways It should be mentioned we were learning about biology and insects of some kind or another at this time, which prompted this >Some kid says he caught a giant fuck hornet and that he should bring it to show in class >teacher says this is a great idea >I loudly voice my concerns >my hatred for the creatures are well documented >l am ignored >I hear the forshadowtron firing up in the background NEXT DAY in seat >kid walks in has the biggest fucking hornet Ive ever seern not as in "biggest Ive ever seen in real life" this was literally bigger than any picture or video lve ever seen of a hornet. >panic mode on standby kid brings it up to the front of the class and the teacher starts talking about hornets and stuff can't even focus the hornet looks pretty docile at least. >"Shake him a bit and see if that wakes him up" sl make an insightful comment about why that is a fucking retarded idea sl am ignored hornet does wake up, and it's pissed >kid forgot to secure the lid of this shitty plastic container >HORNET FUCKING PUSHES OUT THE LID AND FLIES OUT OF THE CONTAINER Anonymous (D:9Minh+h) 05/08/14(Thu)13:48:08 No.545596050545596436 22545597140 2545597721 2545596030 (OP) >kids scream teacher says in a firm but calm voice "Nobody panic she has the situation under control donot >Hornet flies straight toward me >NOW IS A PERFECTLY GOOD TIME TO PANIC >FIGHT OR FLIGHT ENGAGED FIGHT MODE ENGAGED >bolt up, scream obscenities and throw my fucking desk at the thing >misses entirely, skips off another desk and wrecks the kid who brought it in >books and papers fly fucking everywhere >whiteboard falls and takes out the front row of students the hornet's buzzing shifts from "Tm about to be angry" to a higher "I am completely fucking angry" buzz FLIGHT MODE ENGAGED >teacher screams "ANON CALM DOWN" "FUCK THAT" >football tackle through the group of children crowded around the door and bust it open Shear the cracking of skulls on linoleum sturn left and run out of the school, into my car, and drive home, still in blind panic NEXT DAY >walk into classroom through noticeably broken door >everyone in class has horrible bruises on them either from where the hornet stung them or from being caught in the collateral damage of my escape >kid who got hit by the desk isn't in class, find out later he had to get a neckbrace >dead fucking silence >everyone is staring at me >say "I don't like hornets" >sit down and pretend nothing happened Fucking hornets, man.
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Books, Children, and Football: File: hornet jpg (16 KB, 334x365 Anonymous ID: 9Minhth 05/08/14(Thu) 13:47:55 No.545596030 2 545595050 zsidss97412 essass987so 99623 Everyone is allowed childish irrational fears. Some people hate clowns, others spiders, water, et s hornets For m >be me senior in high school a mistake in scheduling sophomore year led me to end up not taking a mandatory sophomore level science class as a senior alright whatever it's the last class of the day so that's good at least spend most of the time sleeping and dicking around anyways should be mentioned we Wi learning about biology and insects of so ere hich prompted this t me ki nd or another at this time >Some kid says he caught a giant fuck hornet and that he should bring it to show in class teacher says this is a great idea l oudly voice my concerns my hatred for the creatures are well documented am ignored hear the forshadowtron firing up in the background NEXT DAY in seat >kid walks in has the biggest fucking hornet IVe ever seen this was literally bigger than any picture or video Ive ever seen of a hornet >not as in "biggest l've ever seen in real panic mode on standby >kid brings it up to the front of the class and the teacher starts talking about hornets and stuff >I can't even focus the hornet looks pretty docile at least. Shake him a bit and see if that wakes him up I make an insightful comment about why that is a fucking retarded idea am ignored hornet does wake up, and it's pissed kid forgot to secure the lid of this shitty plastic container >HORNET FUCKING PUSHES OUT THE LID AND FLIES OUT OF THE CONTAINER. Anonymous (ID 9Minhth) 05/08/14 hu)13:48:08 No.545596050 22s4ss96 54ss971402esass97721 545596030 OP >kids scream teacher says in a firm but calm voice "Nobody panic >she has the situation under control do not >Hornet flies straight toward me NOW IS A PERFECTLY GOOD TIME TO PANIC FIGHT OR FLIGHT ENGAGED FIGHT MODE ENGAGED >bolt up, scream obscenities and throw my fucking desk at the thing >misses entirely skips off another desk and wrecks the kid who brought it >books and papers fly fucking everywhere eboard falls and takes out the front row of students the hornet's buzzing shifts from "I'm about to be angry" to a higher am completely fucking angry" buzz FLIGHT MODE ENGAGED teacher screams "ANON CALM DOWN FUCK THAT" football tackle through the group of children crowded around the door and bust it open hear the cracking of skulls on linoleum >turn left and run out of the school, into my car, and drive home, still in blind panic >NEXT DAY alk into classroom through noticeably broken door >everyone in class has horrible bruises on them either from where the hornet stung them or from being caught in the collateral damage of my escape >kid who got hit by the desk isn't in class, find out later he had to get a neckbrace >dead fucking silence everyone is staring at me >say "I don't like hornets >sit down and pretend nothing happened Fucking hornets, man
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Books, Children, and Football: File: hornet jpg (16 KB, 334x365 Anonymous ID: 9Minhth 05/08/14(Thu) 13:47:55 No.545596030 2 545595050 zsidss97412 essass987so 99623 Everyone is allowed childish irrational fears. Some people hate clowns, others spiders, water, et s hornets For m >be me senior in high school a mistake in scheduling sophomore year led me to end up not taking a mandatory sophomore level science class as a senior alright whatever it's the last class of the day so that's good at least spend most of the time sleeping and dicking around anyways should be mentioned we Wi learning about biology and insects of so ere hich prompted this t me ki nd or another at this time >Some kid says he caught a giant fuck hornet and that he should bring it to show in class teacher says this is a great idea l oudly voice my concerns my hatred for the creatures are well documented am ignored hear the forshadowtron firing up in the background NEXT DAY in seat >kid walks in has the biggest fucking hornet IVe ever seen this was literally bigger than any picture or video Ive ever seen of a hornet >not as in "biggest l've ever seen in real panic mode on standby >kid brings it up to the front of the class and the teacher starts talking about hornets and stuff >I can't even focus the hornet looks pretty docile at least. Shake him a bit and see if that wakes him up I make an insightful comment about why that is a fucking retarded idea am ignored hornet does wake up, and it's pissed kid forgot to secure the lid of this shitty plastic container >HORNET FUCKING PUSHES OUT THE LID AND FLIES OUT OF THE CONTAINER. Anonymous (ID 9Minhth) 05/08/14 hu)13:48:08 No.545596050 22s4ss96 54ss971402esass97721 545596030 OP >kids scream teacher says in a firm but calm voice "Nobody panic >she has the situation under control do not >Hornet flies straight toward me NOW IS A PERFECTLY GOOD TIME TO PANIC FIGHT OR FLIGHT ENGAGED FIGHT MODE ENGAGED >bolt up, scream obscenities and throw my fucking desk at the thing >misses entirely skips off another desk and wrecks the kid who brought it >books and papers fly fucking everywhere eboard falls and takes out the front row of students the hornet's buzzing shifts from "I'm about to be angry" to a higher am completely fucking angry" buzz FLIGHT MODE ENGAGED teacher screams "ANON CALM DOWN FUCK THAT" football tackle through the group of children crowded around the door and bust it open hear the cracking of skulls on linoleum >turn left and run out of the school, into my car, and drive home, still in blind panic >NEXT DAY alk into classroom through noticeably broken door >everyone in class has horrible bruises on them either from where the hornet stung them or from being caught in the collateral damage of my escape >kid who got hit by the desk isn't in class, find out later he had to get a neckbrace >dead fucking silence everyone is staring at me >say "I don't like hornets >sit down and pretend nothing happened Fucking hornets, man
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