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    Crazy, Definitely, and Fashion: Used And Abused
 RETAIL
 USA WILD & UNRULY
 (I am working at a makeup store as a cashier. I am about 16 and don't have much job
 experience, and this is my first job working in a retail-type setting. We have our refund
 policy posted all over the store, including on receipts and our website. We do not allow any
 makeup returns unless the makeup is unused and the unit carton is sealed with no obvious
 signs of damage to the product or the carton. A woman walks in with a bag filled with
 palettes and drops it on the counter.)
 Customer: "I'd like to make a return
 Me: "Sure, of course! Do you have your receipt with you?"
 Customer
 "Yes. I want to return all of this stuff in the bag. It was complete s
 Me: "Um... okay."
 (She hands me a very long receipt)
 Me: "Thank you, ma'am. All right, everything? And it's all untouched?"
 Customer
 "Yes
 never used it
 (She takes out her a little booklet with her credit cards in it and places it on the counter
 while I open the bag. A giant poof of powder from the palettes flies up into my face. Every
 single palette is clearly shattered, and the pans that aren't broken have clearly been used.)
 Me: "Uh... ma'am, everything is... broken
 customer: "Yes, that's why I'm returning it
 Me: "I'm sorry, but I can't accept
 this. These pans have obviously been used, and
 the
 damaged."
 customer: *becomes an uber-witch in 0.32 seconds* "I never used them! They were
 broken when I bought them, b
 that's why I'm returning them

 Customer: *becomes an uber-witch in 0.32 seconds* "I never used them! They were
 broken when I bought them, b
 that's why I'm returning them
 Me: caught off guard "Ma'am, these pans
 *l point to the pans
 are clearly used
 There are finger swipes on them. m sorry, but we don't accept returns of damaged or
 used products.
 Customer
 "You little a
 wipe, get me your f****** manager this very second
 Me: "As of right now, I
 am the only working employee
 Customer
 "Then call your fi
 head
 manager, S
 (Ive never faced this type of dilemma, so I call my manager. She doesn't pick up.)
 Customer
 "I paid good money for this s
 and it was f****** broken
 want to
 return my f
 makeup, you f
 c***!"
 (Im getting angry now, and the other customers are staring.)
 Me: "Ma'am, I really don't know what you want me to tell you.
 I
 Customer
 "Tell me that I can f****** return this! What the h
 s your name? I will
 f****** report you to your f
 boss
 Me: "MATAM. We do NOT accept broken or used products, and these palettes are both!
 I am going to have to ask you to leave if you continue this behavior."
 Customer
 "I don't see your return policy! I'm going to sue your f
 company, you
 hear me?
 Me: he return policy is on your receipt and written around the store near the
 displays. It's also on the counter and on our website."
 Customer
 "I COULD'VE MISSED THAT
 Me
 finally losing my temper* "Do you have eyes? I see them right now and they
 clearly work so if you have them then please, for the sake of all of us, use them to read
 things so you don't sound like a f****** idiot when you talk to other people
 Customer
 "YOU B****! M CALLING YOUR MANAGER

 Me: finally losing my temper* "Do you have eyes? I see them right now and they
 clearly work so if you have them then please, for the sake of all of us, use them to read
 things so you don't sound like a f****** idiot when you talk to other people
 Customer
 "YOU B****! M CALLING YOUR MANAGER
 Me: "I'm going to have to ask you to leave right now, or I will call the police."
 (I notice another employee, who happens to be gifted in the martial arts, arriving for her
 shift standing at the entrance of the store, watching. Ieye the phone on the wall She
 mouths "9-1-1? and I nod. She dials the police.)
 Customer: "B****! You'll get what you deserve
 Me: "Ma'am, you must leave immediately or
 I will have you escorted out."
 Customer
 "YOU FILTHY W****! YOU CANT MAKE ME LEAVE
 (She pulls a nail polish with a rather slim and pointy cap made by a certain famous fashion
 designer o
 of the shelf next to her and throws it hard at me. It hits my temple and I start
 bleeding.)
 Me: "The police have been called and take note that I will see you in court for
 harassment and assault."
 Customer: "N
 YOU WONT
 (She immediately turns around and starts running right towards the entrance near the
 other employee. The employee grabs her arm and flips her on the ground, then places her
 foot on her chest. The police arrive right as she's doing this and arrest the customer. Igrab
 the customer's booklet off of the counter and flip it open. Right on the very front slip is her
 ID. walk over to the customer and police)
 Customer
 "SHE'S A LIAR! SHE'S A F****** CRAZY B
 Me: ironically "MAAM, you forgot this as you were trying to run away."
 (I dropped it on the ground and walked back to the counter)
People wonder why I still go to this site. Obviously because of the absolutely true stories people tell.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Crazy, Definitely, and Fashion: Used And Abused
 RETAIL
 USA WILD & UNRULY
 (I am working at a makeup store as a cashier. I am about 16 and don't have much job
 experience, and this is my first job working in a retail-type setting. We have our refund
 policy posted all over the store, including on receipts and our website. We do not allow any
 makeup returns unless the makeup is unused and the unit carton is sealed with no obvious
 signs of damage to the product or the carton. A woman walks in with a bag filled with
 palettes and drops it on the counter.)
 Customer: "I'd like to make a return
 Me: "Sure, of course! Do you have your receipt with you?"
 Customer
 "Yes. I want to return all of this stuff in the bag. It was complete s
 Me: "Um... okay."
 (She hands me a very long receipt)
 Me: "Thank you, ma'am. All right, everything? And it's all untouched?"
 Customer
 "Yes
 never used it
 (She takes out her a little booklet with her credit cards in it and places it on the counter
 while I open the bag. A giant poof of powder from the palettes flies up into my face. Every
 single palette is clearly shattered, and the pans that aren't broken have clearly been used.)
 Me: "Uh... ma'am, everything is... broken
 customer: "Yes, that's why I'm returning it
 Me: "I'm sorry, but I can't accept
 this. These pans have obviously been used, and
 the
 damaged."
 customer: *becomes an uber-witch in 0.32 seconds* "I never used them! They were
 broken when I bought them, b
 that's why I'm returning them

 Customer: *becomes an uber-witch in 0.32 seconds* "I never used them! They were
 broken when I bought them, b
 that's why I'm returning them
 Me: caught off guard "Ma'am, these pans
 *l point to the pans
 are clearly used
 There are finger swipes on them. m sorry, but we don't accept returns of damaged or
 used products.
 Customer
 "You little a
 wipe, get me your f****** manager this very second
 Me: "As of right now, I
 am the only working employee
 Customer
 "Then call your fi
 head
 manager, S
 (Ive never faced this type of dilemma, so I call my manager. She doesn't pick up.)
 Customer
 "I paid good money for this s
 and it was f****** broken
 want to
 return my f
 makeup, you f
 c***!"
 (Im getting angry now, and the other customers are staring.)
 Me: "Ma'am, I really don't know what you want me to tell you.
 I
 Customer
 "Tell me that I can f****** return this! What the h
 s your name? I will
 f****** report you to your f
 boss
 Me: "MATAM. We do NOT accept broken or used products, and these palettes are both!
 I am going to have to ask you to leave if you continue this behavior."
 Customer
 "I don't see your return policy! I'm going to sue your f
 company, you
 hear me?
 Me: he return policy is on your receipt and written around the store near the
 displays. It's also on the counter and on our website."
 Customer
 "I COULD'VE MISSED THAT
 Me
 finally losing my temper* "Do you have eyes? I see them right now and they
 clearly work so if you have them then please, for the sake of all of us, use them to read
 things so you don't sound like a f****** idiot when you talk to other people
 Customer
 "YOU B****! M CALLING YOUR MANAGER

 Me: finally losing my temper* "Do you have eyes? I see them right now and they
 clearly work so if you have them then please, for the sake of all of us, use them to read
 things so you don't sound like a f****** idiot when you talk to other people
 Customer
 "YOU B****! M CALLING YOUR MANAGER
 Me: "I'm going to have to ask you to leave right now, or I will call the police."
 (I notice another employee, who happens to be gifted in the martial arts, arriving for her
 shift standing at the entrance of the store, watching. Ieye the phone on the wall She
 mouths "9-1-1? and I nod. She dials the police.)
 Customer: "B****! You'll get what you deserve
 Me: "Ma'am, you must leave immediately or
 I will have you escorted out."
 Customer
 "YOU FILTHY W****! YOU CANT MAKE ME LEAVE
 (She pulls a nail polish with a rather slim and pointy cap made by a certain famous fashion
 designer o
 of the shelf next to her and throws it hard at me. It hits my temple and I start
 bleeding.)
 Me: "The police have been called and take note that I will see you in court for
 harassment and assault."
 Customer: "N
 YOU WONT
 (She immediately turns around and starts running right towards the entrance near the
 other employee. The employee grabs her arm and flips her on the ground, then places her
 foot on her chest. The police arrive right as she's doing this and arrest the customer. Igrab
 the customer's booklet off of the counter and flip it open. Right on the very front slip is her
 ID. walk over to the customer and police)
 Customer
 "SHE'S A LIAR! SHE'S A F****** CRAZY B
 Me: ironically "MAAM, you forgot this as you were trying to run away."
 (I dropped it on the ground and walked back to the counter)
People wonder why I still go to this site. Obviously because of the absolutely true stories people tell.
                
            

            
            
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    Burger King, Fast Food, and Food: World's First 24-Hour Vegan
 Drive-Thru Opens This Summer
 VEGAN DRIVE-THRU
 OPEN
 24 HRS
 DRIVE-THRU
 ENTER
 HERE
 Full story
 www.riseofthevegan.com
 Canada-based vegan fast-food restaurant Globally Local is opening their
 second diner in Ontario this June. The new restaurant will replace a closed
 location of popular Canadian fast-food chain Harvey's. By serving delicious
 cruelty-free food, their first restaurant is even convincing meat-lovers
 there's no reason left to keep eating meat.
 Notable menu items will be vegan takes on fast-food classics including
 Famous Burger (a Big Mac-like burger), Vegan Vopper (a take on Burger
 King's Whopper), a seitan-based Crispy Chikun sandwich, and an entire
 breakfast sandwich menu. Globally Local will also serve a kids menu
 featuring the Grilled Gary a vegan grilled cheese sandwich that's a
 nod to last year's popular internet meme that proposed vegan cheese be
 called "Gary.'
 G l veganbodybuilding
 www.rise of the vegan .com
🌱🎉🍔📰 Canada-based vegan fast-food restaurant Globally Local is opening their second diner in Ontario this June. The new restaurant will replace a closed location of popular Canadian fast-food chain Harvey’s. By serving delicious cruelty-free food, their first restaurant is even convincing meat-lovers there's no reason left to keep eating meat. _ Notable menu items will be vegan takes on fast-food classics including Famous Burger (a Big Mac-like burger), Vegan Vopper (a take on Burger King’s Whopper), a seitan-based Crispy Chikun sandwich, and an entire breakfast sandwich menu. Globally Local will also serve a kids menu featuring the Grilled Gary — a vegan grilled cheese sandwich that’s a nod to last year’s popular internet meme that proposed vegan cheese be called “Gary.” _ Full article with photos at the clickable link in @veganbodybuilding profile. _ riseofthevegan vegan vegansofcanada
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Burger King, Fast Food, and Food: World's First 24-Hour Vegan
 Drive-Thru Opens This Summer
 VEGAN DRIVE-THRU
 OPEN
 24 HRS
 DRIVE-THRU
 ENTER
 HERE
 Full story
 www.riseofthevegan.com
 Canada-based vegan fast-food restaurant Globally Local is opening their
 second diner in Ontario this June. The new restaurant will replace a closed
 location of popular Canadian fast-food chain Harvey's. By serving delicious
 cruelty-free food, their first restaurant is even convincing meat-lovers
 there's no reason left to keep eating meat.
 Notable menu items will be vegan takes on fast-food classics including
 Famous Burger (a Big Mac-like burger), Vegan Vopper (a take on Burger
 King's Whopper), a seitan-based Crispy Chikun sandwich, and an entire
 breakfast sandwich menu. Globally Local will also serve a kids menu
 featuring the Grilled Gary a vegan grilled cheese sandwich that's a
 nod to last year's popular internet meme that proposed vegan cheese be
 called "Gary.'
 G l veganbodybuilding
 www.rise of the vegan .com
🌱🎉🍔📰 Canada-based vegan fast-food restaurant Globally Local is opening their second diner in Ontario this June. The new restaurant will replace a closed location of popular Canadian fast-food chain Harvey’s. By serving delicious cruelty-free food, their first restaurant is even convincing meat-lovers there's no reason left to keep eating meat. _ Notable menu items will be vegan takes on fast-food classics including Famous Burger (a Big Mac-like burger), Vegan Vopper (a take on Burger King’s Whopper), a seitan-based Crispy Chikun sandwich, and an entire breakfast sandwich menu. Globally Local will also serve a kids menu featuring the Grilled Gary — a vegan grilled cheese sandwich that’s a nod to last year’s popular internet meme that proposed vegan cheese be called “Gary.” _ Full article with photos at the clickable link in @veganbodybuilding profile. _ riseofthevegan vegan vegansofcanada
                
            

            
            
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    Batman, Family, and Memes: Batma and Harley Quinn
 Animated Film Cast
 @History of theBatman
 Kevin Conroy
 Melissa Rauch
 er
 as
 aS
 Harley Quinn
 Batman
 Nightwing
Afternoon Gothamites! This summer, DC Comics is releasing a new animated feature 'Batman and Harley Quinn' (top panel presented) which will be executively produced by 'Batman: The Animated Series' Bruce Timm! The film sees the reprisal of both Batman and Robin-Nightwing voice actors Kevin Conroy and Loren Lester and a new voice for Harley Quinn: Melissa Rauch @TheMelissaRauch, best known as Dr. Bernadette Rostenkowsi-Wolowitz on The Big Bang Theory. When discussing where her influences came for her Harley voice, Rauch comments "I knew Harley had a higher pitched tone, and a bit of a New York accent — and I come from a New Jersey family where everyone could be former gun molls. So I wanted to give a nod to my background without being as shrill. In all honesty, I used to speak exactly like that — my acting school professors really worked the accent out of me. So it was fun to find those tones and accent again." A sneak preview of 'Batman and Harley Quinn will be released with 'Teen Titans: The Judas Contract' and the film will be out this summer on Blu-ray and DVD. What are your thoughts on the announced voice actors? Are you excited for Batman and Nightwing to return together again to the animated screen? Thanks for following and we'll have more History of the Batman soon! [Article Source: http:-bit.ly-2nU3OWK] ✌🏼💙🦇📽
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Batman, Family, and Memes: Batma and Harley Quinn
 Animated Film Cast
 @History of theBatman
 Kevin Conroy
 Melissa Rauch
 er
 as
 aS
 Harley Quinn
 Batman
 Nightwing
Afternoon Gothamites! This summer, DC Comics is releasing a new animated feature 'Batman and Harley Quinn' (top panel presented) which will be executively produced by 'Batman: The Animated Series' Bruce Timm! The film sees the reprisal of both Batman and Robin-Nightwing voice actors Kevin Conroy and Loren Lester and a new voice for Harley Quinn: Melissa Rauch @TheMelissaRauch, best known as Dr. Bernadette Rostenkowsi-Wolowitz on The Big Bang Theory. When discussing where her influences came for her Harley voice, Rauch comments "I knew Harley had a higher pitched tone, and a bit of a New York accent — and I come from a New Jersey family where everyone could be former gun molls. So I wanted to give a nod to my background without being as shrill. In all honesty, I used to speak exactly like that — my acting school professors really worked the accent out of me. So it was fun to find those tones and accent again." A sneak preview of 'Batman and Harley Quinn will be released with 'Teen Titans: The Judas Contract' and the film will be out this summer on Blu-ray and DVD. What are your thoughts on the announced voice actors? Are you excited for Batman and Nightwing to return together again to the animated screen? Thanks for following and we'll have more History of the Batman soon! [Article Source: http:-bit.ly-2nU3OWK] ✌🏼💙🦇📽
                
            

            
            
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    Memes, Credit Cards, and Onion: A Servers mind
 2 waters, no lemon one light ice, check on table 22. side of
 ranch. phones ringing who's going to get it, shit second ring l
 better run nevermind they got it. Crap l need salads, 2 salads
 no cheese no onion no peppers no cheese no onion no
 peppers. Shit why did I put onions on that. Start over, I can't
 wait to have a beer later, oh shit beer.. gotta grab table 30s bud
 lite. Side of ranch. There's a line at the door, where's the host.
 Why is the guy at 11 staring at me his drink is full what's wrong
 I'll check. He's flirting, he's flirting. Smile, just nod and smile get
 that extra $5, l'm so charming. I'm such a good server, Phones
 ringing. Dammit who is seating the door, where the fuck is the
 host. Table 14 is dirty. Side of ranch. Cheesecake for table 5
 Did they just say l got a ten top? Wait where's table 3's credit
 card reciept. Side of ranch. Guy at 11 still staring, check again
 Smile and nod, okay l'm standing here too long. I'm failing I'm
 such a bad server. Side of ranch. WHERE IS THE HOST. I just
 got sat again??? Triple sat, they fucking hate me. They want
 me to fail. They want me to quit. These bitches. Refills for table
 22. Where are my steaks. What do they mean 5 more people
 joined the party. WAIT HOW MANY HIGH CHAIRS?? l'm
 failing. Cute cook smile break ok stop you're getting distracted.
 Okay they're cashing out. Wait now they're all cashing out. Holy
 fuck everyone is cashing out. Ineed change NEED JINGLE.
 wipe off tables. Let me count this money, 70, 80, 95, shit I'm
 such a good server
 *lays down for bed
 They never got their fucking ranch.
 The end
🙃 (Rp @innufnej)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Memes, Credit Cards, and Onion: A Servers mind
 2 waters, no lemon one light ice, check on table 22. side of
 ranch. phones ringing who's going to get it, shit second ring l
 better run nevermind they got it. Crap l need salads, 2 salads
 no cheese no onion no peppers no cheese no onion no
 peppers. Shit why did I put onions on that. Start over, I can't
 wait to have a beer later, oh shit beer.. gotta grab table 30s bud
 lite. Side of ranch. There's a line at the door, where's the host.
 Why is the guy at 11 staring at me his drink is full what's wrong
 I'll check. He's flirting, he's flirting. Smile, just nod and smile get
 that extra $5, l'm so charming. I'm such a good server, Phones
 ringing. Dammit who is seating the door, where the fuck is the
 host. Table 14 is dirty. Side of ranch. Cheesecake for table 5
 Did they just say l got a ten top? Wait where's table 3's credit
 card reciept. Side of ranch. Guy at 11 still staring, check again
 Smile and nod, okay l'm standing here too long. I'm failing I'm
 such a bad server. Side of ranch. WHERE IS THE HOST. I just
 got sat again??? Triple sat, they fucking hate me. They want
 me to fail. They want me to quit. These bitches. Refills for table
 22. Where are my steaks. What do they mean 5 more people
 joined the party. WAIT HOW MANY HIGH CHAIRS?? l'm
 failing. Cute cook smile break ok stop you're getting distracted.
 Okay they're cashing out. Wait now they're all cashing out. Holy
 fuck everyone is cashing out. Ineed change NEED JINGLE.
 wipe off tables. Let me count this money, 70, 80, 95, shit I'm
 such a good server
 *lays down for bed
 They never got their fucking ranch.
 The end
🙃 (Rp @innufnej)
                
            

            
            
🙃 (Rp @innufnej)