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Crazy, Definitely, and Fashion: Used And Abused RETAIL USA WILD & UNRULY (I am working at a makeup store as a cashier. I am about 16 and don't have much job experience, and this is my first job working in a retail-type setting. We have our refund policy posted all over the store, including on receipts and our website. We do not allow any makeup returns unless the makeup is unused and the unit carton is sealed with no obvious signs of damage to the product or the carton. A woman walks in with a bag filled with palettes and drops it on the counter.) Customer: "I'd like to make a return Me: "Sure, of course! Do you have your receipt with you?" Customer "Yes. I want to return all of this stuff in the bag. It was complete s Me: "Um... okay." (She hands me a very long receipt) Me: "Thank you, ma'am. All right, everything? And it's all untouched?" Customer "Yes never used it (She takes out her a little booklet with her credit cards in it and places it on the counter while I open the bag. A giant poof of powder from the palettes flies up into my face. Every single palette is clearly shattered, and the pans that aren't broken have clearly been used.) Me: "Uh... ma'am, everything is... broken customer: "Yes, that's why I'm returning it Me: "I'm sorry, but I can't accept this. These pans have obviously been used, and the damaged." customer: *becomes an uber-witch in 0.32 seconds* "I never used them! They were broken when I bought them, b that's why I'm returning them Customer: *becomes an uber-witch in 0.32 seconds* "I never used them! They were broken when I bought them, b that's why I'm returning them Me: caught off guard "Ma'am, these pans *l point to the pans are clearly used There are finger swipes on them. m sorry, but we don't accept returns of damaged or used products. Customer "You little a wipe, get me your f****** manager this very second Me: "As of right now, I am the only working employee Customer "Then call your fi head manager, S (Ive never faced this type of dilemma, so I call my manager. She doesn't pick up.) Customer "I paid good money for this s and it was f****** broken want to return my f makeup, you f c***!" (Im getting angry now, and the other customers are staring.) Me: "Ma'am, I really don't know what you want me to tell you. I Customer "Tell me that I can f****** return this! What the h s your name? I will f****** report you to your f boss Me: "MATAM. We do NOT accept broken or used products, and these palettes are both! I am going to have to ask you to leave if you continue this behavior." Customer "I don't see your return policy! I'm going to sue your f company, you hear me? Me: he return policy is on your receipt and written around the store near the displays. It's also on the counter and on our website." Customer "I COULD'VE MISSED THAT Me finally losing my temper* "Do you have eyes? I see them right now and they clearly work so if you have them then please, for the sake of all of us, use them to read things so you don't sound like a f****** idiot when you talk to other people Customer "YOU B****! M CALLING YOUR MANAGER Me: finally losing my temper* "Do you have eyes? I see them right now and they clearly work so if you have them then please, for the sake of all of us, use them to read things so you don't sound like a f****** idiot when you talk to other people Customer "YOU B****! M CALLING YOUR MANAGER Me: "I'm going to have to ask you to leave right now, or I will call the police." (I notice another employee, who happens to be gifted in the martial arts, arriving for her shift standing at the entrance of the store, watching. Ieye the phone on the wall She mouths "9-1-1? and I nod. She dials the police.) Customer: "B****! You'll get what you deserve Me: "Ma'am, you must leave immediately or I will have you escorted out." Customer "YOU FILTHY W****! YOU CANT MAKE ME LEAVE (She pulls a nail polish with a rather slim and pointy cap made by a certain famous fashion designer o of the shelf next to her and throws it hard at me. It hits my temple and I start bleeding.) Me: "The police have been called and take note that I will see you in court for harassment and assault." Customer: "N YOU WONT (She immediately turns around and starts running right towards the entrance near the other employee. The employee grabs her arm and flips her on the ground, then places her foot on her chest. The police arrive right as she's doing this and arrest the customer. Igrab the customer's booklet off of the counter and flip it open. Right on the very front slip is her ID. walk over to the customer and police) Customer "SHE'S A LIAR! SHE'S A F****** CRAZY B Me: ironically "MAAM, you forgot this as you were trying to run away." (I dropped it on the ground and walked back to the counter) People wonder why I still go to this site. Obviously because of the absolutely true stories people tell.
Crazy, Definitely, and Fashion: Used And Abused
 RETAIL
 USA WILD & UNRULY
 (I am working at a makeup store as a cashier. I am about 16 and don't have much job
 experience, and this is my first job working in a retail-type setting. We have our refund
 policy posted all over the store, including on receipts and our website. We do not allow any
 makeup returns unless the makeup is unused and the unit carton is sealed with no obvious
 signs of damage to the product or the carton. A woman walks in with a bag filled with
 palettes and drops it on the counter.)
 Customer: "I'd like to make a return
 Me: "Sure, of course! Do you have your receipt with you?"
 Customer
 "Yes. I want to return all of this stuff in the bag. It was complete s
 Me: "Um... okay."
 (She hands me a very long receipt)
 Me: "Thank you, ma'am. All right, everything? And it's all untouched?"
 Customer
 "Yes
 never used it
 (She takes out her a little booklet with her credit cards in it and places it on the counter
 while I open the bag. A giant poof of powder from the palettes flies up into my face. Every
 single palette is clearly shattered, and the pans that aren't broken have clearly been used.)
 Me: "Uh... ma'am, everything is... broken
 customer: "Yes, that's why I'm returning it
 Me: "I'm sorry, but I can't accept
 this. These pans have obviously been used, and
 the
 damaged."
 customer: *becomes an uber-witch in 0.32 seconds* "I never used them! They were
 broken when I bought them, b
 that's why I'm returning them

 Customer: *becomes an uber-witch in 0.32 seconds* "I never used them! They were
 broken when I bought them, b
 that's why I'm returning them
 Me: caught off guard "Ma'am, these pans
 *l point to the pans
 are clearly used
 There are finger swipes on them. m sorry, but we don't accept returns of damaged or
 used products.
 Customer
 "You little a
 wipe, get me your f****** manager this very second
 Me: "As of right now, I
 am the only working employee
 Customer
 "Then call your fi
 head
 manager, S
 (Ive never faced this type of dilemma, so I call my manager. She doesn't pick up.)
 Customer
 "I paid good money for this s
 and it was f****** broken
 want to
 return my f
 makeup, you f
 c***!"
 (Im getting angry now, and the other customers are staring.)
 Me: "Ma'am, I really don't know what you want me to tell you.
 I
 Customer
 "Tell me that I can f****** return this! What the h
 s your name? I will
 f****** report you to your f
 boss
 Me: "MATAM. We do NOT accept broken or used products, and these palettes are both!
 I am going to have to ask you to leave if you continue this behavior."
 Customer
 "I don't see your return policy! I'm going to sue your f
 company, you
 hear me?
 Me: he return policy is on your receipt and written around the store near the
 displays. It's also on the counter and on our website."
 Customer
 "I COULD'VE MISSED THAT
 Me
 finally losing my temper* "Do you have eyes? I see them right now and they
 clearly work so if you have them then please, for the sake of all of us, use them to read
 things so you don't sound like a f****** idiot when you talk to other people
 Customer
 "YOU B****! M CALLING YOUR MANAGER

 Me: finally losing my temper* "Do you have eyes? I see them right now and they
 clearly work so if you have them then please, for the sake of all of us, use them to read
 things so you don't sound like a f****** idiot when you talk to other people
 Customer
 "YOU B****! M CALLING YOUR MANAGER
 Me: "I'm going to have to ask you to leave right now, or I will call the police."
 (I notice another employee, who happens to be gifted in the martial arts, arriving for her
 shift standing at the entrance of the store, watching. Ieye the phone on the wall She
 mouths "9-1-1? and I nod. She dials the police.)
 Customer: "B****! You'll get what you deserve
 Me: "Ma'am, you must leave immediately or
 I will have you escorted out."
 Customer
 "YOU FILTHY W****! YOU CANT MAKE ME LEAVE
 (She pulls a nail polish with a rather slim and pointy cap made by a certain famous fashion
 designer o
 of the shelf next to her and throws it hard at me. It hits my temple and I start
 bleeding.)
 Me: "The police have been called and take note that I will see you in court for
 harassment and assault."
 Customer: "N
 YOU WONT
 (She immediately turns around and starts running right towards the entrance near the
 other employee. The employee grabs her arm and flips her on the ground, then places her
 foot on her chest. The police arrive right as she's doing this and arrest the customer. Igrab
 the customer's booklet off of the counter and flip it open. Right on the very front slip is her
 ID. walk over to the customer and police)
 Customer
 "SHE'S A LIAR! SHE'S A F****** CRAZY B
 Me: ironically "MAAM, you forgot this as you were trying to run away."
 (I dropped it on the ground and walked back to the counter)
People wonder why I still go to this site. Obviously because of the absolutely true stories people tell.

People wonder why I still go to this site. Obviously because of the absolutely true stories people tell.

Burger King, Fast Food, and Food: World's First 24-Hour Vegan Drive-Thru Opens This Summer VEGAN DRIVE-THRU OPEN 24 HRS DRIVE-THRU ENTER HERE Full story www.riseofthevegan.com Canada-based vegan fast-food restaurant Globally Local is opening their second diner in Ontario this June. The new restaurant will replace a closed location of popular Canadian fast-food chain Harvey's. By serving delicious cruelty-free food, their first restaurant is even convincing meat-lovers there's no reason left to keep eating meat. Notable menu items will be vegan takes on fast-food classics including Famous Burger (a Big Mac-like burger), Vegan Vopper (a take on Burger King's Whopper), a seitan-based Crispy Chikun sandwich, and an entire breakfast sandwich menu. Globally Local will also serve a kids menu featuring the Grilled Gary a vegan grilled cheese sandwich that's a nod to last year's popular internet meme that proposed vegan cheese be called "Gary.' G l veganbodybuilding www.rise of the vegan .com πŸŒ±πŸŽ‰πŸ”πŸ“° Canada-based vegan fast-food restaurant Globally Local is opening their second diner in Ontario this June. The new restaurant will replace a closed location of popular Canadian fast-food chain Harvey’s. By serving delicious cruelty-free food, their first restaurant is even convincing meat-lovers there's no reason left to keep eating meat. _ Notable menu items will be vegan takes on fast-food classics including Famous Burger (a Big Mac-like burger), Vegan Vopper (a take on Burger King’s Whopper), a seitan-based Crispy Chikun sandwich, and an entire breakfast sandwich menu. Globally Local will also serve a kids menu featuring the Grilled Gary β€” a vegan grilled cheese sandwich that’s a nod to last year’s popular internet meme that proposed vegan cheese be called β€œGary.” _ Full article with photos at the clickable link in @veganbodybuilding profile. _ riseofthevegan vegan vegansofcanada
Burger King, Fast Food, and Food: World's First 24-Hour Vegan
 Drive-Thru Opens This Summer
 VEGAN DRIVE-THRU
 OPEN
 24 HRS
 DRIVE-THRU
 ENTER
 HERE
 Full story
 www.riseofthevegan.com
 Canada-based vegan fast-food restaurant Globally Local is opening their
 second diner in Ontario this June. The new restaurant will replace a closed
 location of popular Canadian fast-food chain Harvey's. By serving delicious
 cruelty-free food, their first restaurant is even convincing meat-lovers
 there's no reason left to keep eating meat.
 Notable menu items will be vegan takes on fast-food classics including
 Famous Burger (a Big Mac-like burger), Vegan Vopper (a take on Burger
 King's Whopper), a seitan-based Crispy Chikun sandwich, and an entire
 breakfast sandwich menu. Globally Local will also serve a kids menu
 featuring the Grilled Gary a vegan grilled cheese sandwich that's a
 nod to last year's popular internet meme that proposed vegan cheese be
 called "Gary.'
 G l veganbodybuilding
 www.rise of the vegan .com
πŸŒ±πŸŽ‰πŸ”πŸ“° Canada-based vegan fast-food restaurant Globally Local is opening their second diner in Ontario this June. The new restaurant will replace a closed location of popular Canadian fast-food chain Harvey’s. By serving delicious cruelty-free food, their first restaurant is even convincing meat-lovers there's no reason left to keep eating meat. _ Notable menu items will be vegan takes on fast-food classics including Famous Burger (a Big Mac-like burger), Vegan Vopper (a take on Burger King’s Whopper), a seitan-based Crispy Chikun sandwich, and an entire breakfast sandwich menu. Globally Local will also serve a kids menu featuring the Grilled Gary β€” a vegan grilled cheese sandwich that’s a nod to last year’s popular internet meme that proposed vegan cheese be called β€œGary.” _ Full article with photos at the clickable link in @veganbodybuilding profile. _ riseofthevegan vegan vegansofcanada

πŸŒ±πŸŽ‰πŸ”πŸ“° Canada-based vegan fast-food restaurant Globally Local is opening their second diner in Ontario this June. The new restaurant will repl...

Batman, Family, and Memes: Batma and Harley Quinn Animated Film Cast @History of theBatman Kevin Conroy Melissa Rauch er as aS Harley Quinn Batman Nightwing Afternoon Gothamites! This summer, DC Comics is releasing a new animated feature 'Batman and Harley Quinn' (top panel presented) which will be executively produced by 'Batman: The Animated Series' Bruce Timm! The film sees the reprisal of both Batman and Robin-Nightwing voice actors Kevin Conroy and Loren Lester and a new voice for Harley Quinn: Melissa Rauch @TheMelissaRauch, best known as Dr. Bernadette Rostenkowsi-Wolowitz on The Big Bang Theory. When discussing where her influences came for her Harley voice, Rauch comments "I knew Harley had a higher pitched tone, and a bit of a New York accent β€” and I come from a New Jersey family where everyone could be former gun molls. So I wanted to give a nod to my background without being as shrill. In all honesty, I used to speak exactly like that β€” my acting school professors really worked the accent out of me. So it was fun to find those tones and accent again." A sneak preview of 'Batman and Harley Quinn will be released with 'Teen Titans: The Judas Contract' and the film will be out this summer on Blu-ray and DVD. What are your thoughts on the announced voice actors? Are you excited for Batman and Nightwing to return together again to the animated screen? Thanks for following and we'll have more History of the Batman soon! [Article Source: http:-bit.ly-2nU3OWK] βœŒπŸΌπŸ’™πŸ¦‡πŸ“½
Batman, Family, and Memes: Batma and Harley Quinn
 Animated Film Cast
 @History of theBatman
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 Nightwing
Afternoon Gothamites! This summer, DC Comics is releasing a new animated feature 'Batman and Harley Quinn' (top panel presented) which will be executively produced by 'Batman: The Animated Series' Bruce Timm! The film sees the reprisal of both Batman and Robin-Nightwing voice actors Kevin Conroy and Loren Lester and a new voice for Harley Quinn: Melissa Rauch @TheMelissaRauch, best known as Dr. Bernadette Rostenkowsi-Wolowitz on The Big Bang Theory. When discussing where her influences came for her Harley voice, Rauch comments "I knew Harley had a higher pitched tone, and a bit of a New York accent β€” and I come from a New Jersey family where everyone could be former gun molls. So I wanted to give a nod to my background without being as shrill. In all honesty, I used to speak exactly like that β€” my acting school professors really worked the accent out of me. So it was fun to find those tones and accent again." A sneak preview of 'Batman and Harley Quinn will be released with 'Teen Titans: The Judas Contract' and the film will be out this summer on Blu-ray and DVD. What are your thoughts on the announced voice actors? Are you excited for Batman and Nightwing to return together again to the animated screen? Thanks for following and we'll have more History of the Batman soon! [Article Source: http:-bit.ly-2nU3OWK] βœŒπŸΌπŸ’™πŸ¦‡πŸ“½

Afternoon Gothamites! This summer, DC Comics is releasing a new animated feature 'Batman and Harley Quinn' (top panel presented) which will ...

Memes, Credit Cards, and Onion: A Servers mind 2 waters, no lemon one light ice, check on table 22. side of ranch. phones ringing who's going to get it, shit second ring l better run nevermind they got it. Crap l need salads, 2 salads no cheese no onion no peppers no cheese no onion no peppers. Shit why did I put onions on that. Start over, I can't wait to have a beer later, oh shit beer.. gotta grab table 30s bud lite. Side of ranch. There's a line at the door, where's the host. Why is the guy at 11 staring at me his drink is full what's wrong I'll check. He's flirting, he's flirting. Smile, just nod and smile get that extra $5, l'm so charming. I'm such a good server, Phones ringing. Dammit who is seating the door, where the fuck is the host. Table 14 is dirty. Side of ranch. Cheesecake for table 5 Did they just say l got a ten top? Wait where's table 3's credit card reciept. Side of ranch. Guy at 11 still staring, check again Smile and nod, okay l'm standing here too long. I'm failing I'm such a bad server. Side of ranch. WHERE IS THE HOST. I just got sat again??? Triple sat, they fucking hate me. They want me to fail. They want me to quit. These bitches. Refills for table 22. Where are my steaks. What do they mean 5 more people joined the party. WAIT HOW MANY HIGH CHAIRS?? l'm failing. Cute cook smile break ok stop you're getting distracted. Okay they're cashing out. Wait now they're all cashing out. Holy fuck everyone is cashing out. Ineed change NEED JINGLE. wipe off tables. Let me count this money, 70, 80, 95, shit I'm such a good server *lays down for bed They never got their fucking ranch. The end πŸ™ƒ (Rp @innufnej)
Memes, Credit Cards, and Onion: A Servers mind
 2 waters, no lemon one light ice, check on table 22. side of
 ranch. phones ringing who's going to get it, shit second ring l
 better run nevermind they got it. Crap l need salads, 2 salads
 no cheese no onion no peppers no cheese no onion no
 peppers. Shit why did I put onions on that. Start over, I can't
 wait to have a beer later, oh shit beer.. gotta grab table 30s bud
 lite. Side of ranch. There's a line at the door, where's the host.
 Why is the guy at 11 staring at me his drink is full what's wrong
 I'll check. He's flirting, he's flirting. Smile, just nod and smile get
 that extra $5, l'm so charming. I'm such a good server, Phones
 ringing. Dammit who is seating the door, where the fuck is the
 host. Table 14 is dirty. Side of ranch. Cheesecake for table 5
 Did they just say l got a ten top? Wait where's table 3's credit
 card reciept. Side of ranch. Guy at 11 still staring, check again
 Smile and nod, okay l'm standing here too long. I'm failing I'm
 such a bad server. Side of ranch. WHERE IS THE HOST. I just
 got sat again??? Triple sat, they fucking hate me. They want
 me to fail. They want me to quit. These bitches. Refills for table
 22. Where are my steaks. What do they mean 5 more people
 joined the party. WAIT HOW MANY HIGH CHAIRS?? l'm
 failing. Cute cook smile break ok stop you're getting distracted.
 Okay they're cashing out. Wait now they're all cashing out. Holy
 fuck everyone is cashing out. Ineed change NEED JINGLE.
 wipe off tables. Let me count this money, 70, 80, 95, shit I'm
 such a good server
 *lays down for bed
 They never got their fucking ranch.
 The end
πŸ™ƒ (Rp @innufnej)

πŸ™ƒ (Rp @innufnej)

Memes, Phenomenal, and Catch Me if You Can: Let me just break this down for y'all. Listen. Not only did BeyoncΓ© give us a visual lesson on Oshun (use google), she paid the utmost respect to motherhood. She took EVERY seat at the table for mothers, while quietly giving a respectful nod to her sister. To say that Bey is a phenomenal performer is an understatement. She out thinks all competition like, "catch me if you can!" She blows you away with her intricate artistry and continued pro black performances. I become a bigger fan after every performance. comethruqueenbey blackgirlmagic πŸ‘‘πŸ 17thsoulja BlackIG17th grammys2017 lemonadeπŸ‹ @lt_or_bust Oshun had twins by Shango he is the god of thunder, drumming, dancing, fire and male virility. Known for his love of partying, Shango has a ritual dance named after him. He is a master at the drums and the rumble of the thunder reminds us of his rhythmic sounds. Referred to as the "King of Santeria," he is a commanding sorcerer who uses his power to cast spells. Shango is one of the four pillars of Santeria, along with Oshun, Yemaya and Obatala. He is one of the most beloved and revered of all Orishas and he plays an integral part in all Santeria rituals. Having found a balance between dominance and fun, Shango teaches us to live a well-rounded life. Married at different times to the Orisha goddesses Oya, Oshun and Obba, Shango is a passionate warrior who loves love. OSHUN and shango had twins named Kehinde and Taewo , these two children became part of the magic of kingdom of Olodumare .
Memes, Phenomenal, and Catch Me if You Can: Let me just break this down for y'all. Listen. Not only did BeyoncΓ© give us a visual lesson on Oshun (use google), she paid the utmost respect to motherhood. She took EVERY seat at the table for mothers, while quietly giving a respectful nod to her sister. To say that Bey is a phenomenal performer is an understatement. She out thinks all competition like, "catch me if you can!" She blows you away with her intricate artistry and continued pro black performances. I become a bigger fan after every performance. comethruqueenbey blackgirlmagic πŸ‘‘πŸ 17thsoulja BlackIG17th grammys2017 lemonadeπŸ‹ @lt_or_bust Oshun had twins by Shango he is the god of thunder, drumming, dancing, fire and male virility. Known for his love of partying, Shango has a ritual dance named after him. He is a master at the drums and the rumble of the thunder reminds us of his rhythmic sounds. Referred to as the "King of Santeria," he is a commanding sorcerer who uses his power to cast spells. Shango is one of the four pillars of Santeria, along with Oshun, Yemaya and Obatala. He is one of the most beloved and revered of all Orishas and he plays an integral part in all Santeria rituals. Having found a balance between dominance and fun, Shango teaches us to live a well-rounded life. Married at different times to the Orisha goddesses Oya, Oshun and Obba, Shango is a passionate warrior who loves love. OSHUN and shango had twins named Kehinde and Taewo , these two children became part of the magic of kingdom of Olodumare .

Let me just break this down for y'all. Listen. Not only did BeyoncΓ© give us a visual lesson on Oshun (use google), she paid the utmost respe...

Memes, A Big Mac, and Black Guy: Employees: We want $15 an hour McDonalds ORDER ORDER HERE HERE TTStoryTime Sorry for no captions. It's the new 🌊 tho - I don't usually like eating fast food but a nigga is starving word to Ethiopia. So I pull into the McDonald's drive thru and wait for the machine to talk. "Hi welcome to McDonald's" "Hi, can I have a large ice cream cone with no cone and no ice cream?" "Ice cream machine broke." "Damn OK. Well in that case can I have a Big Mac and a small drink?" "πŸ…±IG MaπŸ…± MaπŸ…±chine broke." "What? What's a πŸ…±ig MaπŸ…±?" "My nigga you don't know what a πŸ…±ig MaπŸ…± is? πŸ˜‚πŸ‘‹πŸ‘ŒπŸ’―" "What language are you speaking?' "Sir can you please order there are people behind you." "Ummm okay... Can I just have a large drink?" "Drink machine broke." "Ugh I'm tired of this let me speak to the manager!" "Manager machine broke." At this point I'm so irritated I park my car and walk into the building. "Can I please speak to the person in charge?" I say to cashier. "Person in charge machine broke." I face-palmed and walk out of the door. I went to the trunk of my car and pulled out the M14 I was saving for class tomorrow. When I entered the store again, I pointed the gun at all of the employees. The people behind me screamed and ran. Noone dared move. "Ima give y'all motherfuckers one more chance. Either I talk to who's in charge or I kill all of you. What's it gonna be?" To my left I see a black guy in a wheelchair dressed differently roll towards the register. "Are you the manager?" I ask. He nods. "Why the hell are your employees saying the machines are broken?" He gestures behind him. It was the Ice cream machine with a note on it that read: "Broke" To the right was another machine Id never seen before. "πŸ…±ig MaπŸ…± maπŸ…±hine broke." He said. I looked at his wheelchair. His legs were skinny and lifeless. "Manager machine broke?" I asked. He nodded. "O." I say quietly. I put the gun down and walk out of the store. Suddenly I realized I forgot something. I turn around and say: "What about the Person in charge machine?" "Nigga is you dumb?" All the employees laugh. Little did they know I still had that M14 in my hands πŸ˜‰
Memes, A Big Mac, and Black Guy: Employees: We want $15 an hour
 McDonalds
 ORDER
 ORDER
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TTStoryTime Sorry for no captions. It's the new 🌊 tho - I don't usually like eating fast food but a nigga is starving word to Ethiopia. So I pull into the McDonald's drive thru and wait for the machine to talk. "Hi welcome to McDonald's" "Hi, can I have a large ice cream cone with no cone and no ice cream?" "Ice cream machine broke." "Damn OK. Well in that case can I have a Big Mac and a small drink?" "πŸ…±IG MaπŸ…± MaπŸ…±chine broke." "What? What's a πŸ…±ig MaπŸ…±?" "My nigga you don't know what a πŸ…±ig MaπŸ…± is? πŸ˜‚πŸ‘‹πŸ‘ŒπŸ’―" "What language are you speaking?' "Sir can you please order there are people behind you." "Ummm okay... Can I just have a large drink?" "Drink machine broke." "Ugh I'm tired of this let me speak to the manager!" "Manager machine broke." At this point I'm so irritated I park my car and walk into the building. "Can I please speak to the person in charge?" I say to cashier. "Person in charge machine broke." I face-palmed and walk out of the door. I went to the trunk of my car and pulled out the M14 I was saving for class tomorrow. When I entered the store again, I pointed the gun at all of the employees. The people behind me screamed and ran. Noone dared move. "Ima give y'all motherfuckers one more chance. Either I talk to who's in charge or I kill all of you. What's it gonna be?" To my left I see a black guy in a wheelchair dressed differently roll towards the register. "Are you the manager?" I ask. He nods. "Why the hell are your employees saying the machines are broken?" He gestures behind him. It was the Ice cream machine with a note on it that read: "Broke" To the right was another machine Id never seen before. "πŸ…±ig MaπŸ…± maπŸ…±hine broke." He said. I looked at his wheelchair. His legs were skinny and lifeless. "Manager machine broke?" I asked. He nodded. "O." I say quietly. I put the gun down and walk out of the store. Suddenly I realized I forgot something. I turn around and say: "What about the Person in charge machine?" "Nigga is you dumb?" All the employees laugh. Little did they know I still had that M14 in my hands πŸ˜‰

TTStoryTime Sorry for no captions. It's the new 🌊 tho - I don't usually like eating fast food but a nigga is starving word to Ethiopia. So I...