Threes
Threes

Threes

Just Laugh
Just Laugh

Just Laugh

playing to win
 playing to win

playing to win

awkwardly
 awkwardly

awkwardly

you care
 you care

you care

blanket
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blanket

nodding
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nodding

no idea
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no idea

bride
 bride

bride

henri
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henri

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Memes, Credit Cards, and Onion: A Servers mind 2 waters, no lemon one light ice, check on table 22. side of ranch. phones ringing who's going to get it, shit second ring l better run nevermind they got it. Crap l need salads, 2 salads no cheese no onion no peppers no cheese no onion no peppers. Shit why did I put onions on that. Start over, I can't wait to have a beer later, oh shit beer.. gotta grab table 30s bud lite. Side of ranch. There's a line at the door, where's the host. Why is the guy at 11 staring at me his drink is full what's wrong I'll check. He's flirting, he's flirting. Smile, just nod and smile get that extra $5, l'm so charming. I'm such a good server, Phones ringing. Dammit who is seating the door, where the fuck is the host. Table 14 is dirty. Side of ranch. Cheesecake for table 5 Did they just say l got a ten top? Wait where's table 3's credit card reciept. Side of ranch. Guy at 11 still staring, check again Smile and nod, okay l'm standing here too long. I'm failing I'm such a bad server. Side of ranch. WHERE IS THE HOST. I just got sat again??? Triple sat, they fucking hate me. They want me to fail. They want me to quit. These bitches. Refills for table 22. Where are my steaks. What do they mean 5 more people joined the party. WAIT HOW MANY HIGH CHAIRS?? l'm failing. Cute cook smile break ok stop you're getting distracted. Okay they're cashing out. Wait now they're all cashing out. Holy fuck everyone is cashing out. Ineed change NEED JINGLE. wipe off tables. Let me count this money, 70, 80, 95, shit I'm such a good server *lays down for bed They never got their fucking ranch. The end 🙃 (Rp @innufnej)
Memes, Credit Cards, and Onion: A Servers mind
 2 waters, no lemon one light ice, check on table 22. side of
 ranch. phones ringing who's going to get it, shit second ring l
 better run nevermind they got it. Crap l need salads, 2 salads
 no cheese no onion no peppers no cheese no onion no
 peppers. Shit why did I put onions on that. Start over, I can't
 wait to have a beer later, oh shit beer.. gotta grab table 30s bud
 lite. Side of ranch. There's a line at the door, where's the host.
 Why is the guy at 11 staring at me his drink is full what's wrong
 I'll check. He's flirting, he's flirting. Smile, just nod and smile get
 that extra $5, l'm so charming. I'm such a good server, Phones
 ringing. Dammit who is seating the door, where the fuck is the
 host. Table 14 is dirty. Side of ranch. Cheesecake for table 5
 Did they just say l got a ten top? Wait where's table 3's credit
 card reciept. Side of ranch. Guy at 11 still staring, check again
 Smile and nod, okay l'm standing here too long. I'm failing I'm
 such a bad server. Side of ranch. WHERE IS THE HOST. I just
 got sat again??? Triple sat, they fucking hate me. They want
 me to fail. They want me to quit. These bitches. Refills for table
 22. Where are my steaks. What do they mean 5 more people
 joined the party. WAIT HOW MANY HIGH CHAIRS?? l'm
 failing. Cute cook smile break ok stop you're getting distracted.
 Okay they're cashing out. Wait now they're all cashing out. Holy
 fuck everyone is cashing out. Ineed change NEED JINGLE.
 wipe off tables. Let me count this money, 70, 80, 95, shit I'm
 such a good server
 *lays down for bed
 They never got their fucking ranch.
 The end
🙃 (Rp @innufnej)

🙃 (Rp @innufnej)

Memes, Phenomenal, and Catch Me if You Can: Let me just break this down for y'all. Listen. Not only did Beyoncé give us a visual lesson on Oshun (use google), she paid the utmost respect to motherhood. She took EVERY seat at the table for mothers, while quietly giving a respectful nod to her sister. To say that Bey is a phenomenal performer is an understatement. She out thinks all competition like, "catch me if you can!" She blows you away with her intricate artistry and continued pro black performances. I become a bigger fan after every performance. comethruqueenbey blackgirlmagic 👑🐝 17thsoulja BlackIG17th grammys2017 lemonade🍋 @lt_or_bust Oshun had twins by Shango he is the god of thunder, drumming, dancing, fire and male virility. Known for his love of partying, Shango has a ritual dance named after him. He is a master at the drums and the rumble of the thunder reminds us of his rhythmic sounds. Referred to as the "King of Santeria," he is a commanding sorcerer who uses his power to cast spells. Shango is one of the four pillars of Santeria, along with Oshun, Yemaya and Obatala. He is one of the most beloved and revered of all Orishas and he plays an integral part in all Santeria rituals. Having found a balance between dominance and fun, Shango teaches us to live a well-rounded life. Married at different times to the Orisha goddesses Oya, Oshun and Obba, Shango is a passionate warrior who loves love. OSHUN and shango had twins named Kehinde and Taewo , these two children became part of the magic of kingdom of Olodumare .
Memes, Phenomenal, and Catch Me if You Can: Let me just break this down for y'all. Listen. Not only did Beyoncé give us a visual lesson on Oshun (use google), she paid the utmost respect to motherhood. She took EVERY seat at the table for mothers, while quietly giving a respectful nod to her sister. To say that Bey is a phenomenal performer is an understatement. She out thinks all competition like, "catch me if you can!" She blows you away with her intricate artistry and continued pro black performances. I become a bigger fan after every performance. comethruqueenbey blackgirlmagic 👑🐝 17thsoulja BlackIG17th grammys2017 lemonade🍋 @lt_or_bust Oshun had twins by Shango he is the god of thunder, drumming, dancing, fire and male virility. Known for his love of partying, Shango has a ritual dance named after him. He is a master at the drums and the rumble of the thunder reminds us of his rhythmic sounds. Referred to as the "King of Santeria," he is a commanding sorcerer who uses his power to cast spells. Shango is one of the four pillars of Santeria, along with Oshun, Yemaya and Obatala. He is one of the most beloved and revered of all Orishas and he plays an integral part in all Santeria rituals. Having found a balance between dominance and fun, Shango teaches us to live a well-rounded life. Married at different times to the Orisha goddesses Oya, Oshun and Obba, Shango is a passionate warrior who loves love. OSHUN and shango had twins named Kehinde and Taewo , these two children became part of the magic of kingdom of Olodumare .

Let me just break this down for y'all. Listen. Not only did Beyoncé give us a visual lesson on Oshun (use google), she paid the utmost respe...

Memes, A Big Mac, and Black Guy: Employees: We want $15 an hour McDonalds ORDER ORDER HERE HERE TTStoryTime Sorry for no captions. It's the new 🌊 tho - I don't usually like eating fast food but a nigga is starving word to Ethiopia. So I pull into the McDonald's drive thru and wait for the machine to talk. "Hi welcome to McDonald's" "Hi, can I have a large ice cream cone with no cone and no ice cream?" "Ice cream machine broke." "Damn OK. Well in that case can I have a Big Mac and a small drink?" "🅱IG Ma🅱 Ma🅱chine broke." "What? What's a 🅱ig Ma🅱?" "My nigga you don't know what a 🅱ig Ma🅱 is? 😂👋👌💯" "What language are you speaking?' "Sir can you please order there are people behind you." "Ummm okay... Can I just have a large drink?" "Drink machine broke." "Ugh I'm tired of this let me speak to the manager!" "Manager machine broke." At this point I'm so irritated I park my car and walk into the building. "Can I please speak to the person in charge?" I say to cashier. "Person in charge machine broke." I face-palmed and walk out of the door. I went to the trunk of my car and pulled out the M14 I was saving for class tomorrow. When I entered the store again, I pointed the gun at all of the employees. The people behind me screamed and ran. Noone dared move. "Ima give y'all motherfuckers one more chance. Either I talk to who's in charge or I kill all of you. What's it gonna be?" To my left I see a black guy in a wheelchair dressed differently roll towards the register. "Are you the manager?" I ask. He nods. "Why the hell are your employees saying the machines are broken?" He gestures behind him. It was the Ice cream machine with a note on it that read: "Broke" To the right was another machine Id never seen before. "🅱ig Ma🅱 ma🅱hine broke." He said. I looked at his wheelchair. His legs were skinny and lifeless. "Manager machine broke?" I asked. He nodded. "O." I say quietly. I put the gun down and walk out of the store. Suddenly I realized I forgot something. I turn around and say: "What about the Person in charge machine?" "Nigga is you dumb?" All the employees laugh. Little did they know I still had that M14 in my hands 😉
Memes, A Big Mac, and Black Guy: Employees: We want $15 an hour
 McDonalds
 ORDER
 ORDER
 HERE
 HERE
TTStoryTime Sorry for no captions. It's the new 🌊 tho - I don't usually like eating fast food but a nigga is starving word to Ethiopia. So I pull into the McDonald's drive thru and wait for the machine to talk. "Hi welcome to McDonald's" "Hi, can I have a large ice cream cone with no cone and no ice cream?" "Ice cream machine broke." "Damn OK. Well in that case can I have a Big Mac and a small drink?" "🅱IG Ma🅱 Ma🅱chine broke." "What? What's a 🅱ig Ma🅱?" "My nigga you don't know what a 🅱ig Ma🅱 is? 😂👋👌💯" "What language are you speaking?' "Sir can you please order there are people behind you." "Ummm okay... Can I just have a large drink?" "Drink machine broke." "Ugh I'm tired of this let me speak to the manager!" "Manager machine broke." At this point I'm so irritated I park my car and walk into the building. "Can I please speak to the person in charge?" I say to cashier. "Person in charge machine broke." I face-palmed and walk out of the door. I went to the trunk of my car and pulled out the M14 I was saving for class tomorrow. When I entered the store again, I pointed the gun at all of the employees. The people behind me screamed and ran. Noone dared move. "Ima give y'all motherfuckers one more chance. Either I talk to who's in charge or I kill all of you. What's it gonna be?" To my left I see a black guy in a wheelchair dressed differently roll towards the register. "Are you the manager?" I ask. He nods. "Why the hell are your employees saying the machines are broken?" He gestures behind him. It was the Ice cream machine with a note on it that read: "Broke" To the right was another machine Id never seen before. "🅱ig Ma🅱 ma🅱hine broke." He said. I looked at his wheelchair. His legs were skinny and lifeless. "Manager machine broke?" I asked. He nodded. "O." I say quietly. I put the gun down and walk out of the store. Suddenly I realized I forgot something. I turn around and say: "What about the Person in charge machine?" "Nigga is you dumb?" All the employees laugh. Little did they know I still had that M14 in my hands 😉

TTStoryTime Sorry for no captions. It's the new 🌊 tho - I don't usually like eating fast food but a nigga is starving word to Ethiopia. So I...