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Memes, Phenomenal, and Catch Me if You Can: Let me just break this down for y'all. Listen. Not only did Beyoncé give us a visual lesson on Oshun (use google), she paid the utmost respect to motherhood. She took EVERY seat at the table for mothers, while quietly giving a respectful nod to her sister. To say that Bey is a phenomenal performer is an understatement. She out thinks all competition like, "catch me if you can!" She blows you away with her intricate artistry and continued pro black performances. I become a bigger fan after every performance. comethruqueenbey blackgirlmagic 👑🐝 17thsoulja BlackIG17th grammys2017 lemonade🍋 @lt_or_bust Oshun had twins by Shango he is the god of thunder, drumming, dancing, fire and male virility. Known for his love of partying, Shango has a ritual dance named after him. He is a master at the drums and the rumble of the thunder reminds us of his rhythmic sounds. Referred to as the "King of Santeria," he is a commanding sorcerer who uses his power to cast spells. Shango is one of the four pillars of Santeria, along with Oshun, Yemaya and Obatala. He is one of the most beloved and revered of all Orishas and he plays an integral part in all Santeria rituals. Having found a balance between dominance and fun, Shango teaches us to live a well-rounded life. Married at different times to the Orisha goddesses Oya, Oshun and Obba, Shango is a passionate warrior who loves love. OSHUN and shango had twins named Kehinde and Taewo , these two children became part of the magic of kingdom of Olodumare .
Memes, Phenomenal, and Catch Me if You Can: Let me just break this down for y'all. Listen. Not only did Beyoncé give us a visual lesson on Oshun (use google), she paid the utmost respect to motherhood. She took EVERY seat at the table for mothers, while quietly giving a respectful nod to her sister. To say that Bey is a phenomenal performer is an understatement. She out thinks all competition like, "catch me if you can!" She blows you away with her intricate artistry and continued pro black performances. I become a bigger fan after every performance. comethruqueenbey blackgirlmagic 👑🐝 17thsoulja BlackIG17th grammys2017 lemonade🍋 @lt_or_bust Oshun had twins by Shango he is the god of thunder, drumming, dancing, fire and male virility. Known for his love of partying, Shango has a ritual dance named after him. He is a master at the drums and the rumble of the thunder reminds us of his rhythmic sounds. Referred to as the "King of Santeria," he is a commanding sorcerer who uses his power to cast spells. Shango is one of the four pillars of Santeria, along with Oshun, Yemaya and Obatala. He is one of the most beloved and revered of all Orishas and he plays an integral part in all Santeria rituals. Having found a balance between dominance and fun, Shango teaches us to live a well-rounded life. Married at different times to the Orisha goddesses Oya, Oshun and Obba, Shango is a passionate warrior who loves love. OSHUN and shango had twins named Kehinde and Taewo , these two children became part of the magic of kingdom of Olodumare .

Let me just break this down for y'all. Listen. Not only did Beyoncé give us a visual lesson on Oshun (use google), she paid the utmost respe...

Memes, A Big Mac, and Black Guy: Employees: We want $15 an hour McDonalds ORDER ORDER HERE HERE TTStoryTime Sorry for no captions. It's the new 🌊 tho - I don't usually like eating fast food but a nigga is starving word to Ethiopia. So I pull into the McDonald's drive thru and wait for the machine to talk. "Hi welcome to McDonald's" "Hi, can I have a large ice cream cone with no cone and no ice cream?" "Ice cream machine broke." "Damn OK. Well in that case can I have a Big Mac and a small drink?" "🅱IG Ma🅱 Ma🅱chine broke." "What? What's a 🅱ig Ma🅱?" "My nigga you don't know what a 🅱ig Ma🅱 is? 😂👋👌💯" "What language are you speaking?' "Sir can you please order there are people behind you." "Ummm okay... Can I just have a large drink?" "Drink machine broke." "Ugh I'm tired of this let me speak to the manager!" "Manager machine broke." At this point I'm so irritated I park my car and walk into the building. "Can I please speak to the person in charge?" I say to cashier. "Person in charge machine broke." I face-palmed and walk out of the door. I went to the trunk of my car and pulled out the M14 I was saving for class tomorrow. When I entered the store again, I pointed the gun at all of the employees. The people behind me screamed and ran. Noone dared move. "Ima give y'all motherfuckers one more chance. Either I talk to who's in charge or I kill all of you. What's it gonna be?" To my left I see a black guy in a wheelchair dressed differently roll towards the register. "Are you the manager?" I ask. He nods. "Why the hell are your employees saying the machines are broken?" He gestures behind him. It was the Ice cream machine with a note on it that read: "Broke" To the right was another machine Id never seen before. "🅱ig Ma🅱 ma🅱hine broke." He said. I looked at his wheelchair. His legs were skinny and lifeless. "Manager machine broke?" I asked. He nodded. "O." I say quietly. I put the gun down and walk out of the store. Suddenly I realized I forgot something. I turn around and say: "What about the Person in charge machine?" "Nigga is you dumb?" All the employees laugh. Little did they know I still had that M14 in my hands 😉
Memes, A Big Mac, and Black Guy: Employees: We want $15 an hour
 McDonalds
 ORDER
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TTStoryTime Sorry for no captions. It's the new 🌊 tho - I don't usually like eating fast food but a nigga is starving word to Ethiopia. So I pull into the McDonald's drive thru and wait for the machine to talk. "Hi welcome to McDonald's" "Hi, can I have a large ice cream cone with no cone and no ice cream?" "Ice cream machine broke." "Damn OK. Well in that case can I have a Big Mac and a small drink?" "🅱IG Ma🅱 Ma🅱chine broke." "What? What's a 🅱ig Ma🅱?" "My nigga you don't know what a 🅱ig Ma🅱 is? 😂👋👌💯" "What language are you speaking?' "Sir can you please order there are people behind you." "Ummm okay... Can I just have a large drink?" "Drink machine broke." "Ugh I'm tired of this let me speak to the manager!" "Manager machine broke." At this point I'm so irritated I park my car and walk into the building. "Can I please speak to the person in charge?" I say to cashier. "Person in charge machine broke." I face-palmed and walk out of the door. I went to the trunk of my car and pulled out the M14 I was saving for class tomorrow. When I entered the store again, I pointed the gun at all of the employees. The people behind me screamed and ran. Noone dared move. "Ima give y'all motherfuckers one more chance. Either I talk to who's in charge or I kill all of you. What's it gonna be?" To my left I see a black guy in a wheelchair dressed differently roll towards the register. "Are you the manager?" I ask. He nods. "Why the hell are your employees saying the machines are broken?" He gestures behind him. It was the Ice cream machine with a note on it that read: "Broke" To the right was another machine Id never seen before. "🅱ig Ma🅱 ma🅱hine broke." He said. I looked at his wheelchair. His legs were skinny and lifeless. "Manager machine broke?" I asked. He nodded. "O." I say quietly. I put the gun down and walk out of the store. Suddenly I realized I forgot something. I turn around and say: "What about the Person in charge machine?" "Nigga is you dumb?" All the employees laugh. Little did they know I still had that M14 in my hands 😉

TTStoryTime Sorry for no captions. It's the new 🌊 tho - I don't usually like eating fast food but a nigga is starving word to Ethiopia. So I...

Apparently, Boo, and Climbing: alauraa magdaleno close enough???? instead of hearing"you look better without makeup" find a boo that says "damn that highlight though, my cuteass glazed donut" spaghettihos Source: twitterlols Today 9:05 PM Wassup Krispy cream O Message I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’ So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. ‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. ‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments. She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked. I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her. She fainted. -Stolen from comment off some fb post, don't think this is my story lmao
Apparently, Boo, and Climbing: alauraa magdaleno
 close enough????
 instead of hearing"you look better
 without makeup" find a boo that says
 "damn that highlight though, my
 cuteass glazed donut"
 spaghettihos Source: twitterlols
 Today 9:05 PM
 Wassup Krispy cream
 O Message
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’ So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. ‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. ‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments. She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked. I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her. She fainted. -Stolen from comment off some fb post, don't think this is my story lmao

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman a...