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Phone, Camera, and Eclipse: @caya.photo Only had my Nokia brick phone camera for the eclipse tonight. Somehow got this photo. Give me points.

Only had my Nokia brick phone camera for the eclipse tonight. Somehow got this photo. Give me points.

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Beard, Beer, and Belgium: Anonymous | 747474630 Vor 27 Min. Stroy time, this happened a year back >Be me >Be American Murica fuck yeah >Wanna travel Want to go to Russia, but don't because hackers and human rights and stuff >Decide to go to Serbia >Assume its basically a smaller version of Russia but no Putin >Get on flight >Plane lands and for some reason people are clapping and cheering >Get off plane Notice hot chicks everywhere at the airport >City is called Belgium? Belgor? Doesn't matter >Go outside try to call a Uber No success Decide to get on old yellow bus, that takes back to city >Chuckle to my self, finding it endearing how primitive life is outside of the US >Bus is packed >Half the people on it are older than 70 >W >Scan my bus card I bought Notice nobody else scanning card >Bus seats are small, so I need to take 14,7 kB JPG >Assume their poor 3rd world government cant afford bigger seats >Bus stops, people come orn Middle aged dude comes on >He forgets to scan the ticket "Sir, you didn't scan" I say >He mumbles some Slavic sounding shit "Shta" ldiot doesn't speak English >Man attempts to sit down next to me Ends up touching me >Am about to remind him of the importance of personal space Bus stops People pile off, I think this is my stop Apartment buildings for miles Decide to go have lunch >Find a quaint little joint, at the ground floor of a building >Sit down, look at menu No English option Really fucking hungry Waiter comes up to me, says some Slavic sounding shit I order in plane words because people don't know English in third world >"Coke and Sausages" "Very well, thank you." says the waiter, turns out he speaks Enlgish >Fucker can't say very without rolling O REPLIES 1 IMAGE REPLY Anonymous | 747474690 Vor 25 Min. Wait for 3 minutes >Waiter slams down plate with a pile of onions, pile of fucking red shit, and 15 sausages stacked >Slams down an offbrand coke > "I asked for coke, this says Cokta" >mfw he looks at me like I'm insane > "I'd like you to take this back." Waiter walks off with the Cokta >Eat the sausages, call waiter to pay > I'm holding out my card >"No card, sorry" > "wut" > "Card machine broken" >l demand to speak to the manager Waiter brings out guy with short hair, aviator shades wearing an addidas track suit >Waiter and shadefag chatting in some Slavic noises > "Eet is oukey my frriend, you pay in dinar yes" Explain to the idiot that I just had lunch not "dinar" >Confused, the shadefag, hugs me with one arm laughing mouth fully open, with the croakiest laugh S"l liek deez guy" he walks off Waiter waits until, I manage to pull out some Serbian currency >Pay him with 10 Nicola Teslas >Decide to get Taxi to hotel >Go up to street Hold hand out >For some reason some dude pulls over with a 90s Honda, has some pink square on the roof of the car > "Can I help you?" I ask politely > "Texi yes?" says the guy in the Honda, hes wearing a flat cap > Car isn't yellow, but I still decide I have no option >Have my hand on pepper spray in pocket in case he is kidnapper "Gde, gde?" >Whatthefuckishesaying.jpeg >Um, I read out some address off my phone "K-ay-ray-d- jorjeyva" >"Karadjordjeva" asks the driver >Yes I say, whipping the sweat from my forhead >Driver decks the gas, and drives off million miles per hour >Dude is making the sharpest turns, and driving recklessly >There is no seatbelt in the back of the Honda, note down the name of the company to report his breach of safety regulations >He is blasting some dubstep mixed with Slavic sounding harmonica and trumpets >I am swaying from seat to seat as he drives >He pulls up in front of hotel >"osamsto dinar" he says Anonymous|747474723 Vor 24 Min. .. Again with this dinner shit, I tell him I just ate lunch And throw him like T0 nicola teslas, and jump out of the car >Go in hotel, woman at helpdesk 9/10 is smoking a cigarette Gives me key >I find the manager and report the woman for smoking Leave luggage in room, decide to go sight seeing >Notice tap isn't working >Go into hallway, see man with fanny pack >Ask him to fix the tap Try dragging him to my room, but man breaks my hand off, and unlocks one of the doors, and goes into a room Turns out men here wear fanny packs even if they aren't plummers >mfw >Go sight seeing >Drop of key at front desk, 9/10 is now vaping instead, while chatting on like a 2000s nokia brick or something >Go around town, look at sights >First sight, huge fucking concrete tower, so fucking huge >Next sight, huge fucking concrete bridge, fucking enormous >Next sight, fucking huge concrete statute of man with sword >Go to a tourist gift shop >See shirt with Putin on it, it says "Mr.President" >Horrified, I quietly call police, to report hatespeech in the gift shop, for selling shirt with dictators face on it >Buy shirt, with some dude with round glasses and huge fucking beard, think he looks funny >They don't have triple XL, because everyone in this country is anorexic, probably because there is a famine or some shit Woman looks at me odd, and says "Oh, Cheecha..." wtf, slide her some Teslas, put shirt on, barely fits Walk around old part of town, see a bar, with like a red star on it or something Looks like quaint underground bar, must have excellent craft beers >Go in, a load of build men, with hardhats playing pool >When I walk in they freeze Anonymous 747474740 Vor 24 Min... >Stare at me, at my chest >Very uncomfortable >One man has hammer and sickle on arm tattooed >tfw when my shirt was of a Nazi sympathizer nicknamed "Chicha" pic related tfw, when they had no craft beer >tfw when they were commies >tfw when I got the shit beaten out of me tfw eastern europe Anon goes to Serbia
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Excite, Game, and Games: @celebrity fleshlight twist and turn as you race for the prize, but do everything you can to avoid your past. dust off your old nokia brick and give a go at that exciting game!

twist and turn as you race for the prize, but do everything you can to avoid your past. dust off your old nokia brick and give a go at that ...

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Meme, Nokia, and Brick: NOKIA Is the nokia brick an official meme now? - #39190504 added by ...

Is the nokia brick an official meme now? - #39190504 added by ...

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