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Advice, Boo, and Definitely: 8 Celebrities You Need On Your Instagram Timeline @balleralert Read More: www.balleralert.com 8 Celebrities You Need On Your Instagram Timeline - Blogged by @climb_this_hill⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Out of the many social media outlets, Instagram seems to be the most popular for engagement and endless random entertainment. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What makes an Instagram page popping? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Consistent posts, quality photos, laughable content, and of course, some good ol’ comment creepin’. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In no specific order, here are 8 celebrities whose IG will always keep you entertained!⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 1. @DjKhaled (9M Followers) When it comes to keeping their fans entertained via Social Media, DJ Khaled, is definitely a guru. His snapchat is forever lit, and his Instagram is flooded with clips from his show, “The Four,” adorable clips of Asahd, dope fits, funny content, and he’s always preaching real life facts.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 2. @Plies (5.8M Followers) Plies always keeps us in the loop by dropping a few posts pretty much every single day. Seriously, your timeline will never be dry! Plus, he’s always giving us advice and has no filter. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 3. @LilDuval (1.8M Followers) Lil Duval has plenty of jokes, 11.7k random posts and counting, and he doesn’t know the meaning of inappropriate. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 4. @IAmCardiB (16.3M Followers) Cardi B has to be one of the realest females out right now. She always says what’s on her mind, keeps us laughing, loves to take us behind the scenes, and is always comment ceepin’ in her own comments. So don’t come at Cardi, because she’s not tolerating any nonsense on her page. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 5. @Diddy (9.5M Followers) Diddy gives us a close up look into his lavish lifestyle, featuring clips of him on the hit show, “The Four,” photos with his boo Cassie, glimpses into his son’s modeling career, and Diddy always keeps it real when commenting on current pop culture. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 6. @MichaelRapaport (956K Followers) Michael Rapaport drops his critically acclaimed sports knowledge, along with frequent commentary about current events and a close up insight into his popular podcast. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 7. @OfficialBoosieIG ......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)
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8 Celebrities You Need On Your Instagram Timeline - Blogged by @climb_this_hill⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Out of the many social media outlets, Instagram seems to be the most popular for engagement and endless random entertainment. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What makes an Instagram page popping? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Consistent posts, quality photos, laughable content, and of course, some good ol’ comment creepin’. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In no specific order, here are 8 celebrities whose IG will always keep you entertained!⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 1. @DjKhaled (9M Followers) When it comes to keeping their fans entertained via Social Media, DJ Khaled, is definitely a guru. His snapchat is forever lit, and his Instagram is flooded with clips from his show, “The Four,” adorable clips of Asahd, dope fits, funny content, and he’s always preaching real life facts.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 2. @Plies (5.8M Followers) Plies always keeps us in the loop by dropping a few posts pretty much every single day. Seriously, your timeline will never be dry! Plus, he’s always giving us advice and has no filter. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 3. @LilDuval (1.8M Followers) Lil Duval has plenty of jokes, 11.7k random posts and counting, and he doesn’t know the meaning of inappropriate. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 4. @IAmCardiB (16.3M Followers) Cardi B has to be one of the realest females out right now. She always says what’s on her mind, keeps us laughing, loves to take us behind the scenes, and is always comment ceepin’ in her own comments. So don’t come at Cardi, because she’s not tolerating any nonsense on her page. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 5. @Diddy (9.5M Followers) Diddy gives us a close up look into his lavish lifestyle, featuring clips of him on the hit show, “The Four,” photos with his boo Cassie, glimpses into his son’s modeling career, and Diddy always keeps it real when commenting on current pop culture. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 6. @MichaelRapaport (956K Followers) Michael Rapaport drops his critically acclaimed sports knowledge, along with frequent commentary about current events and a close up insight into his popular podcast. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 7. @OfficialBoosieIG ......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)

8 Celebrities You Need On Your Instagram Timeline - Blogged by @climb_this_hill⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Out of the many social media outlets, In...

Arguing, Clothes, and Friends: Onyekachi @its roi Can sex doll cook your meals? Can sex doll have your kids? Can sex doll wash your clothes? Can sex doll make your home? What's it? You'll are really triggered TBH ain't no sensible man that is buying that shit LIGHT II @Hisroyaldopenez So, cos of Sex Doll, y'all women suddenly think it's a woman's duty to cook, wash and take care of the home? MAGA 123 points 12 hours ago Other than birth a child, I can do all of those things myself. I would rather bang a silicone snatch than have to deal with "if you don't know what's wrong, I'm certainly not going to tell you" female stupidity for another second permalink source embed save save-RES report give gold reply hide child comments ↑ [- 13 points 6 hours ago You have to change things with communications Like my wife and I. I have explained that I dont care of she is mad at me, and im perfectly happy to sleep on the couch. If she starts to argue or fight about emotional nonsense I walk away and don't participate Now any fights last 5 min and are actually about the issue at hand and not the way I looked at the waitress 6 months ago permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold reply hide child comments MAGA 11 points 6 hours ago Not all women are capable of being trained for rational behavior. I've had a few who were and they were great partners/friends. As I get older, those women are faaaaaar and few between as they are getting married or are in committed relationships. What's left are the loonies. I might get lucky and snag a divorcee who's husband didn't know what he had, but man that shit is rare permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold reply hide child comments ↑ [-, You have to do the same thing women do as they age Stop looking at 8,9,10s. Look at 5 and 6s permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold reply hide child comments 5 points 6 hours ago [-. ONAGA 1 point 5 hours ago No. LOL. Not gonna happen yet. permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold reply load more comments (1 reply) It's sickening what's going on in these people's minds.
Arguing, Clothes, and Friends: Onyekachi
 @its roi
 Can sex doll cook your meals?
 Can sex doll have your kids?
 Can sex doll wash your clothes?
 Can sex doll make your home?
 What's it? You'll are really triggered TBH
 ain't no sensible man that is buying that
 shit
 LIGHT II
 @Hisroyaldopenez
 So, cos of Sex Doll, y'all women suddenly
 think it's a woman's duty to cook, wash
 and take care of the home?

 MAGA
 123 points 12 hours ago
 Other than birth a child, I can do all of those things myself. I would rather bang a silicone snatch than have to deal
 with "if you don't know what's wrong, I'm certainly not going to tell you" female stupidity for another second
 permalink source embed save save-RES report give gold reply hide child comments
 ↑ [-
 13 points 6 hours ago
 You have to change things with communications
 Like my wife and I. I have explained that I dont care of she is mad at me, and im perfectly happy to sleep on the
 couch. If she starts to argue or fight about emotional nonsense I walk away and don't participate
 Now any fights last 5 min and are actually about the issue at hand and not the way I looked at the waitress 6 months
 ago
 permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold reply hide child comments
 MAGA 11 points 6 hours ago
 Not all women are capable of being trained for rational behavior. I've had a few who were and they were great
 partners/friends. As I get older, those women are faaaaaar and few between as they are getting married or are in
 committed relationships. What's left are the loonies. I might get lucky and snag a divorcee who's husband didn't know
 what he had, but man that shit is rare
 permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold reply hide child comments
 ↑
 [-,
 You have to do the same thing women do as they age
 Stop looking at 8,9,10s. Look at 5 and 6s
 permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold reply hide child comments
 5 points 6 hours ago
 [-. ONAGA 1 point 5 hours ago
 No. LOL. Not gonna happen yet.
 permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold reply
 load more comments (1 reply)
It's sickening what's going on in these people's minds.

It's sickening what's going on in these people's minds.

4chan, Bad, and Empire: Anonymous 01/21/18(Sun)13:13:16 No.57549297 ) 5754937 57549387 57549546 5754968E 5754975 575498125754996 257549994 57550464 57550533 How would you run a game with nationalist bad guys and imperialist good guys? Anonymous 01/21/18(Sun)18:46:37 No.57554406) Roman Empire vs Jewish Zealots Anonymous 01/21/18(Sun)19:31:35 No.57555180) s75553 17ー57555492 ys7SSSS27 >>S7961292 57554816 Anyone else feel bad for Pontius Pilate? The guy was there trying to hold the colony together, and he kept getting dragged (reluctantly it seems from the Bible) into desert cult shenanigans. He didnt even want to seem to execute Jesus, but the pissed off Jewish zealots forced his hand >ave, my Semitic friends, do you want aqueducts and roads? >nah, we'd just rather kill each other and you guys because our nameless god told us to Anonymous 01/22/18(Mon)04:38:57 No.57561299 57555180 >"Hi, I'm Jesus. I think people should be nice to each other, be generous and open with their wealth and shouldn't be terrible people." > "That's why you made that scene at the market?" >"Yeah?" >"Throw this dumbass in the stockades Centurion. I have much better-" >"OY VEY! OY VEY!" The Jewish elders practically ran into the courtroom >Pontius sighed. "Oh for fucks sake, what do you assholes want THIS TIME!? > "Oy vey, this goy claims he's the chozen one and speaks such blasphemy." >"Uh huh. Like what? >"That we should be accepting of others, goy. What kind of nonsense is that? And... GENEROSITY? Can't you see the horror, even a lowly goyim like you should see the nightmare?" "Not really >"If you don't crucify this schmuch, we're going to revolt and call our lawyas." "... Fucking barbarians!" /tg/ feels bad for Pontius Pilate
4chan, Bad, and Empire: Anonymous 01/21/18(Sun)13:13:16 No.57549297 )
 5754937 57549387 57549546 5754968E 5754975 575498125754996 257549994 57550464 57550533
 How would you run a game with nationalist bad guys and imperialist good guys?
 Anonymous 01/21/18(Sun)18:46:37 No.57554406)
 Roman Empire vs Jewish Zealots
 Anonymous 01/21/18(Sun)19:31:35 No.57555180)
 s75553 17ー57555492 ys7SSSS27 >>S7961292
 57554816
 Anyone else feel bad for Pontius Pilate? The guy was there trying to hold the colony together, and he
 kept getting dragged (reluctantly it seems from the Bible) into desert cult shenanigans. He didnt even
 want to seem to execute Jesus, but the pissed off Jewish zealots forced his hand
 >ave, my Semitic friends, do you want aqueducts and roads?
 >nah, we'd just rather kill each other and you guys because our nameless god told us to
 Anonymous 01/22/18(Mon)04:38:57 No.57561299
 57555180
 >"Hi, I'm Jesus. I think people should be nice to each other, be generous and open with their wealth
 and shouldn't be terrible people."
 > "That's why you made that scene at the market?"
 >"Yeah?"
 >"Throw this dumbass in the stockades Centurion. I have much better-"
 >"OY VEY! OY VEY!" The Jewish elders practically ran into the courtroom
 >Pontius sighed. "Oh for fucks sake, what do you assholes want THIS TIME!?
 > "Oy vey, this goy claims he's the chozen one and speaks such blasphemy."
 >"Uh huh. Like what?
 >"That we should be accepting of others, goy. What kind of nonsense is that? And... GENEROSITY?
 Can't you see the horror, even a lowly goyim like you should see the nightmare?"
 "Not really
 >"If you don't crucify this schmuch, we're going to revolt and call our lawyas."
 "... Fucking barbarians!"
/tg/ feels bad for Pontius Pilate

/tg/ feels bad for Pontius Pilate

Bad, Bored, and Chicago: LEO stories thread IP2c)g18UMY Tue 09 Jan 201 Sup /ki. Ive not been on this board for a while, cant remember the last time Ive seen such a thread though Anyway, for once in my career something actually interesting happened. Locations/names redacted to remain anon. No.36433107 View Reply Original Report in local PD for about 15 years Work in a small town Barely anything happens here- I think the worst thing we ever saw was a targeted shooting a few years ago, and the perp was quickly apprehended Other 'notable incidents were some minor hold ups at convenience/liquor stores, and a spate of burglaries 35 iew Same Google imgOps iadb SauceNAO > Some low level organised crime in the town (mainly protection rackets), but in bed with local govemment so ifs a bit of a no go I can remember being really pissed for the first few years -1 actually wanted to do something with my career However, after seeing some of the stuff recently and what other PDs have to put up with (EG Baltlimore, Chicago), I'm actually fine with it It's a pretty easy job, and my family aren't exactly biting their nails every time the phone rings Sorry about the repost, Ihavent posted on this ages, and wanted to use a trip to stop idiots from fucking the story up) P2clgJ8UMY Tue 09 Jan 2018 14:49:06 No.364331 So a this story The chief is a fucking obese moron. Loudmouth who doesn't know the first thing about effective policing > He's been there pretty much forever though, so how he ever got to such a position remains a complete mystery, particularly seeing as he doesn't get on well with the local govemment, or anyone else who holds any real influence in the town The department is overbudgeted to luck respective to what actually goes on in the town. Like I said, quiet and mainly uninteresting The only time we ever really spend money is on policing events like parades and similar, and they're pretty few and far beween Still, being over budget, the chief likes to spend all the money before the end of the financial year to secure the same funding next time. Tve never seen his expenses account, but he'd probably be put away for corruption if the state ever checked him out Then again, we enjoy some creature comforts from this, so no-one really blows the whistle One of his briliant schemes for wasting money is to launch 'investigations on completely banal stuf Usually this involves stakeouts and similar of complete nobodles. They usually get picked out if they're some kind of local kook, on the basils of narcotics involvement It's complete horse shit. It's a miracle but I think the worst the town has ever seen is the odd bit of weed, and the odd bit of prescription meds brought over from MexicolCanada :00:15 No.36433207 Report It's either this or /pol. Ir's vaguely related for reasons that will become apparent. I should say on the subject of the chief, no-one HATES him or anything, he's quite hard to hate because he's kind of funny (in the laughing AT, rather than with sense) Although he's incompetent, I don't think there's really a bad bone in His body either He might have also started out on a wannabe hero path and just got worn down by the humdrum of the town Amyway back to the story So from nowhere we recelve a tip off (read, just picked at random) about a guy who works in the local school He fits the 'kook criteria of the other people we waste time on really in his mannerisms Can kind of justily it with him though- he's a Vietnam vet Try to urge not to bother this guy He was a POW for a few years and watched some of his friends get killed in a botched escape attempt Some-one else in the PD who lives on sarcasm comments that he fits the bill for someone who would turn to narcotics based on his experience a profile like this, but it's not like we're actually going to do anything to him so I think fine >These investigations usually revolve around bullshit 'stakeouts, like out of a 60s cop show or something. just watching the suspect for a couple of days P2c)g)8UMY Tue 09 Jan 2018 15:12:00 No.36433280 Report I should elaborate (Tm shit at writing these sorry),I didn't want to bother him because I don't think we should be fucking around with vets. I didint think that he was going to puill a gun and start shooting people, it was more an ethics thing He's given so much, and what we were doing was disproportionate. Thing is though, by chance I was actually wrong 19 I grew up in the town. But I think I just got a bit complacent in how easy the job is. You're probably right, Id probably have a melt down in a big city, but at least Eive a fairly comfortable and safe life here. Continuing the story Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2018 15:44:59 No.36433579 Report > So we sit outside of a fast food restaurant for a week and watch his house. Pretty uneventful, goes to work, comes home Usually looking a bit disheveled and stressed > Then we start to notice some really weird shit On the second to last day, he say at a window upstairs neot to a lamp, perfectly still, for a good hour It was creepy as fuck, we thought it might have been a mannequin at first, but every now and then there was movement, like scratching his nose or something Wait what? They gave a vet a job as a teacher? I havent really heard of that before. What grade does he teach? Guy on the stakeout with me thinks that he might be looking out of the window waiting for something o I disagree with him. I think he's probably bored out of his mind and high on gatorade and too much sugary/salty/fatty shit from the fast food place > He reports this to the chief who says that we should stick around for another week > I cant fucking believe this. Usually a weck of stakeout goes quite fast because I just bring a nintendo or a book or something It's boring but at least is comfortable Weird thing is though, does EXACTLY the same thing the following weck P2cJg)8UMY Tue 09 Jan 2018 15:21:57 No.36433352 Report The chief is admittedly a fucking cartoon character, but thats about it. Most people are pretty normal, if a bit lazy pessimistic. We're not in the south either, so put the big sheriffs hat and aviators stuff to bed > Okay this is a weird habit, but the guy almost certainly has PTSD. Incidentally he'd been involved in some weird missing person case a couple of years ago when he went AWOL, but he just showed up again so it all went qulet. He'd had some incidents at work though (breakdowns, screaming) which came up when he was being profiled, so Trd put it down to PTSD > guy in the car starts fantaszing shit about some kind of deal going on every week, so again goes to the chief. This is about 4 weeks before the end of the final year, so he's more than happy to throw money at it > Chief gives the nod to start more invasive surveillance (ignoring my objection). Have a rummage around and pulls out a fucking directional microphone from the year dot and tells us to start listening in. > at this point 1 AM considering whistleblowing, but considering it's a really small PD, they will probably realize its me, based on my objections to the case P2cJgJ8UMY Tue 09 Jan 2018 16:18:22 No.36433867 Repert 79 He's not a teacher, he's some kind of administrative staff Sorry about the painfully slow updates, my connection is a piece of shit and keeps dropping out We pick up from his behavior that there's some guy coming over to visit one afternoon, and he's fucking terrified of it Chlef slams his hand on the desk and says That's probably the dealer Department is a damn circus at this point, I guess no-one's had anything to do in forever, so the prospect of some kind of bust gets the collective juices flowing Determine the time of the meeting is going to be at around middayt on the Friday, Chief plans a big bust, gets everyone ready But I go along with it for reasons I've aready mentioned. Also, if it turms out this is all a big load of nonsense, the chief might finally get the boot as there arent reasonable grounds to suspect the guy has done anything wrong other than unusual behavior, I just hope no-one gets hurt Oh my P2c)gJ8UMY Tue 09 Jan 2018 16:26:13 No.36433936 Report Okay I think I've got my connection back (for now), hopefully it wont cut out again. >So the big day comes > Sitting in a van across the road recording it all on video, just walting for this meeting > People giggling and acting like it's a fucking movie or a video game or something, I'm sitting with my face in my hands just hoping a shot doesn't go off. Okay this is the really bad part of working in a quiet PD, as soon as something like this happens, people go crazy Car arrives out the front, and my whole attitude to the situation changes > A fucking TOWER of a man steps out of the car. He's balding, at least 62 and built. Impeccably dressed, wearing a sharp suit Could be related to one of the organised crime outfits. Certainly a figure of some kind of authority > As soon as the suspect opens the door, he starts bellowing the suspects name and complaining about the directions he'd been given > I'm using the word suspect now to refer to the guy we'd been monitoring because at this point I do think it's some kind of deal A Vietnam vet who did time in a POW camp shouldn't be scared of anyone, but he's literally quaking > The two of them go inside. We've got the directional mic running but the voices are too low to discem any sort of conversation >Suddenly one of the guys watching the rear of the house radios in that there's smoke coming from the back Chief hysterically cries out that they're probably buming evidence and that we've got to rush in now and catch them in the act, so we start moving Okay this is the most exciting point in my career now, running towards the house, gun drawn (I think for about the third time ever) > Guy at the door with a ram, Awon calling > We burst into the house and clear the front room which is empty Room swarms with local PD, blood surging, before we bust through a second door P2cJg BUMY Tue 09 Jan 2018 16:45:06 No.36434118 Report Quoled By:3843413236434135 3643414636434147 3643415938434163364341653643557536436007 364360583843680436437102364375013643774736438173»3843980536444495 364447943644492536445484 3844646336448742 3645014936460471 36461486 3846234236462620364649683646588936469952 >384725763647312 We break through into the kitchen and the two of them are standing there-the tall guy is right by the door, so he gets tackled to the floor and dragged into the front room Main suspect is in the process of climbing through the window when we scream at him to stop, guns drawn makes eye contact with us and stops with his leg halif out of the window Tensions are high, someone screams "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? GET ON THE GROUND NOW This I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise Care to join me? Biggest fucking curveball, everyone is screaming at him to get his hands up in the air, but he's acting like there's nothing wrong at all Someone else shouts WHY IS THERE SMOKE COMING OUT OF THE OVEN? This guy a nervous wreck in weeks of surveillance just stops and calmy smiles at us and starts speaking completely naturaly > "That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having He ignores instructions, drops his hand down to his belly and starts to rub it > Hear the other suspect yelling from the front room > "GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE? Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2018 16:49:15 No.36434159 Report 106 Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2018 16:48:16 No.36434147 Report Miw this is a fucking Simpsons reference >The chief is admittedly a fucking cartoon character op Anonymous Tue 09 Jan 2018 20:56:52 No.36436804 Report re all along Vie. Sam. Google ingOps qdb auceNAO Δ 515556768422 pg, 95KB, 576x360 28 02:05:47 No.36439805 Report the How did we not realise sooner? HE EVEN SAID THE GUY Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 16:26:57 No.36444925 Report ew Same Google mgOp5 qdo SaceNA。 UnamusedHaman jpg 196B,960x720 View Same Coogeauce H15136350545jpg,38KB, 0426 Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 23:38:24 No.36460471 36434118 Ifucking hate this place sometimes. Report WABOUTI Anonymous Fri 12 Jan 2018 13:18:01 No.36464968 》36434118 you absolute cunt Report
Bad, Bored, and Chicago: LEO stories thread IP2c)g18UMY Tue 09 Jan 201
 Sup /ki. Ive not been on this board for a while, cant remember the last time Ive seen such a thread though
 Anyway, for once in my career something actually interesting happened. Locations/names redacted to remain anon.
 No.36433107 View Reply Original Report
 in local PD for about 15 years
 Work in a small town Barely anything happens here- I think the worst thing we ever saw was a targeted shooting a few years ago, and the perp was quickly apprehended
 Other 'notable incidents were some minor hold ups at convenience/liquor stores, and a spate of burglaries
 35
 iew Same Google imgOps iadb SauceNAO
 > Some low level organised crime in the town (mainly protection rackets), but in bed with local govemment so ifs a bit of a no go
 I can remember being really pissed for the first few years -1 actually wanted to do something with my career However, after seeing some of the stuff recently and what other PDs have to put up with (EG Baltlimore, Chicago), I'm actually fine with it It's a pretty easy job, and my family aren't exactly biting their nails every time the phone rings
 Sorry about the repost, Ihavent posted on this ages, and wanted to use a trip to stop idiots from fucking the story up)
 P2clgJ8UMY Tue 09 Jan 2018 14:49:06 No.364331
 So a
 this story
 The chief is a fucking obese moron. Loudmouth who doesn't know the first thing about effective policing
 > He's been there pretty much forever though, so how he ever got to such a position remains a complete mystery, particularly seeing as he doesn't get on well with the local govemment, or anyone else who holds any real influence in the town
 The department is overbudgeted to luck respective to what actually goes on in the town. Like I said, quiet and mainly uninteresting
 The only time we ever really spend money is on policing events like parades and similar, and they're pretty few and far beween
 Still, being over budget, the chief likes to spend all the money before the end of the financial year to secure the same funding next time. Tve never seen his expenses account, but he'd probably be put away for corruption if the state ever checked him out
 Then again, we enjoy some creature comforts from this, so no-one really blows the whistle
 One of his briliant schemes for wasting money is to launch 'investigations on completely banal stuf
 Usually this involves stakeouts and similar of complete nobodles. They usually get picked out if they're some kind of local kook, on the basils of narcotics involvement
 It's complete horse shit. It's a miracle but I think the worst the town has ever seen is the odd bit of weed, and the odd bit of prescription meds brought over from MexicolCanada
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 It's either this or /pol. Ir's vaguely related for reasons that will become apparent.
 I should say on the subject of the chief, no-one HATES him or anything, he's quite hard to hate because he's kind of funny (in the laughing AT, rather than with sense) Although he's incompetent, I don't think there's really a bad bone in His body either He might have also started out on a wannabe hero path and just got worn down by the humdrum of the town Amyway back to the story
 So from nowhere we recelve a tip off (read, just picked at random) about a guy who works in the local school
 He fits the 'kook criteria of the other people we waste time on really in his mannerisms
 Can kind of justily it with him though- he's a Vietnam vet
 Try to urge not to bother this guy He was a POW for a few years and watched some of his friends get killed in a botched escape attempt
 Some-one else in the PD who lives on sarcasm comments that he fits the bill for someone who would turn to narcotics based on his experience
 a profile like this, but it's not like we're actually going to do anything to him so I think fine
 >These investigations usually revolve around bullshit 'stakeouts, like out of a 60s cop show or something. just watching the suspect for a couple of days
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 I should elaborate (Tm shit at writing these sorry),I didn't want to bother him because I don't think we should be fucking around with vets. I didint think that he was going to puill a gun and start shooting people, it was more an ethics thing He's given so much, and what we were doing was disproportionate. Thing is though, by chance I was actually wrong
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 I grew up in the town. But I think I just got a bit complacent in how easy the job is. You're probably right, Id probably have a melt down in a big city, but at least Eive a fairly comfortable and safe life here. Continuing the story
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 > So we sit outside of a fast food restaurant for a week and watch his house. Pretty uneventful, goes to work, comes home Usually looking a bit disheveled and stressed
 > Then we start to notice some really weird shit On the second to last day, he say at a window upstairs neot to a lamp, perfectly still, for a good hour
 It was creepy as fuck, we thought it might have been a mannequin at first, but every now and then there was movement, like scratching his nose or something
 Wait what? They gave a vet a job as a teacher? I havent really heard of that before. What grade does he teach?
 Guy on the stakeout with me thinks that he might be looking out of the window waiting for something
 o I disagree with him. I think he's probably bored out of his mind and high on gatorade and too much sugary/salty/fatty shit from the fast food place
 > He reports this to the chief who says that we should stick around for another week
 > I cant fucking believe this. Usually a weck of stakeout goes quite fast because I just bring a nintendo or a book or something It's boring but at least is comfortable
 Weird thing is though, does EXACTLY the same thing the following weck
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 The chief is admittedly a fucking cartoon character, but thats about it. Most people are pretty normal, if a bit lazy pessimistic. We're not in the south either, so put the big sheriffs hat and aviators stuff to bed
 > Okay this is a weird habit, but the guy almost certainly has PTSD. Incidentally he'd been involved in some weird missing person case a couple of years ago when he went AWOL, but he just showed up again so it all went qulet. He'd had some incidents at work though (breakdowns, screaming) which came up when he was being profiled, so Trd put it down to PTSD
 > guy in the car starts fantaszing shit about some kind of deal going on every week, so again goes to the chief. This is about 4 weeks before the end of the final year, so he's more than happy to throw money at it
 > Chief gives the nod to start more invasive surveillance (ignoring my objection). Have a rummage around and pulls out a fucking directional microphone from the year dot and tells us to start listening in.
 > at this point 1 AM considering whistleblowing, but considering it's a really small PD, they will probably realize its me, based on my objections to the case
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 He's not a teacher, he's some kind of administrative staff Sorry about the painfully slow updates, my connection is a piece of shit and keeps dropping out
 We pick up from his behavior that there's some guy coming over to visit one afternoon, and he's fucking terrified of it
 Chlef slams his hand on the desk and says That's probably the dealer
 Department is a damn circus at this point, I guess no-one's had anything to do in forever, so the prospect of some kind of bust gets the collective juices flowing
 Determine the time of the meeting is going to be at around middayt on the Friday, Chief plans a big bust, gets everyone ready
 But I go along with it for reasons I've aready mentioned. Also, if it turms out this is all a big load of nonsense, the chief might finally get the boot as there arent reasonable grounds to suspect the guy has done anything wrong other than unusual behavior, I just hope no-one gets hurt
 Oh my
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 Okay I think I've got my connection back (for now), hopefully it wont cut out again.
 >So the big day comes
 > Sitting in a van across the road recording it all on video, just walting for this meeting
 > People giggling and acting like it's a fucking movie or a video game or something, I'm sitting with my face in my hands just hoping a shot doesn't go off. Okay this is the really bad part of working in a quiet PD, as soon as something like this happens, people go crazy
 Car arrives out the front, and my whole attitude to the situation changes
 > A fucking TOWER of a man steps out of the car. He's balding, at least 62 and built. Impeccably dressed, wearing a sharp suit Could be related to one of the organised crime outfits. Certainly a figure of some kind of authority
 > As soon as the suspect opens the door, he starts bellowing the suspects name and complaining about the directions he'd been given
 > I'm using the word suspect now to refer to the guy we'd been monitoring because at this point I do think it's some kind of deal A Vietnam vet who did time in a POW camp shouldn't be scared of anyone, but he's literally quaking
 > The two of them go inside. We've got the directional mic running but the voices are too low to discem any sort of conversation
 >Suddenly one of the guys watching the rear of the house radios in that there's smoke coming from the back
 Chief hysterically cries out that they're probably buming evidence
 and that we've got
 to rush in now and catch them in the act, so we start moving
 Okay this is the most exciting point in my career now, running towards the house, gun drawn (I think for about the third time ever)
 > Guy at the door with a ram, Awon calling
 > We burst into the house and clear the front room which is empty Room swarms with local PD, blood surging, before we bust through a second door
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 Main suspect is in the process of climbing through the window when we scream at him to stop, guns drawn
 makes eye contact with us and stops with his leg halif out of the window
 Tensions are high, someone screams "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? GET ON THE GROUND NOW
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 Biggest fucking curveball, everyone is screaming at him to get his hands up in the air, but he's acting like there's nothing wrong at all
 Someone else shouts WHY IS THERE SMOKE COMING OUT OF THE OVEN?
 This guy
 a nervous wreck in weeks of surveillance just stops and calmy smiles at us and starts speaking completely naturaly
 > "That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having
 He ignores instructions, drops his hand down to his belly and starts to rub it
 > Hear the other suspect yelling from the front room
 > "GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?
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God, Ignorant, and Logic: S hours ago Sacred Scripture Religion is a very sensitive topic and I feel there's only one way I can actually answer this. As has been seen before, I prefer arguing from a material viewpoint and simply in a bid for consistency, I will do the same here. In my opinion, there can be no such test that can somehow morph words written by remarkably ignorant men into insights or words from God. However it is easy to invalidate "sacred" scriptures. If they contain logical contradictions, they are invalid. If they describe events that cannot happen and declare them to be miracles (e.g. turning water into wine), they are simply man-invented nonsense. Humans are masters at deceiving one another, and conning the gullible into believing something that they want to believe, whether it be free money, wealth without contribution, the government is your friend, politicians are trustworthy, or that after death you will live happily forever. However, there is one holy scripture that is absolutely certain to speak of the actions and nature of God, if such a being or consortium of beings exist. That bible is the entire physical universe. Its laws and principles are wonderfully coherent and appear to be consistent over vast tracts of space and eons of time. It can be described by the only universal language known to man--the language of mathematics. Math is also the only language that is independent of linguistic forms and dialects, and which therefore retains its logic when translated into common language. Open up most any basic physics book and you will find the true and certain teachings of any God responsible for creation. To master truth, study logic and math. If you are interested in secondary stories, these are described in various branches of hard science-- astronomy, biology, chemistry, microbiology, etc. To bring these studies into a wider perspective, simply change the mental lens through which you view them. Take the perspective that the many elements of the universe were deliberately engineered-- not created from nothing in a cosmic snap of the fingers by an omnipotent and omniscient entity, but fashioned from available materials by an extremely intelligent and highly capable entity. If you must believe in a God, at least attempt to take a rational path to his creation of the universe around us. Reply Quote Email Author
God, Ignorant, and Logic: S hours ago
 Sacred Scripture
 Religion is a very sensitive topic and I feel there's only one way I can actually answer this. As has been seen before, I
 prefer arguing from a material viewpoint and simply in a bid for consistency, I will do the same here. In my opinion,
 there can be no such test that can somehow morph words written by remarkably ignorant men into insights or words
 from God. However it is easy to invalidate "sacred" scriptures. If they contain logical contradictions, they are invalid. If
 they describe events that cannot happen and declare them to be miracles (e.g. turning water into wine), they are simply
 man-invented nonsense.
 Humans are masters at deceiving one another, and conning the gullible into believing something that they want to
 believe, whether it be free money, wealth without contribution, the government is your friend, politicians are
 trustworthy, or that after death you will live happily forever.
 However, there is one holy scripture that is absolutely certain to speak of the actions and nature of God, if such a being
 or consortium of beings exist. That bible is the entire physical universe.
 Its laws and principles are wonderfully coherent and appear to be consistent over vast tracts of space and eons of time.
 It can be described by the only universal language known to man--the language of mathematics. Math is also the only
 language that is independent of linguistic forms and dialects, and which therefore retains its logic when translated into
 common language.
 Open up most any basic physics book and you will find the true and certain teachings of any God responsible for
 creation. To master truth, study logic and math. If you are interested in secondary stories, these are described in various
 branches of hard science-- astronomy, biology, chemistry, microbiology, etc. To bring these studies into a wider
 perspective, simply change the mental lens through which you view them. Take the perspective that the many elements
 of the universe were deliberately engineered-- not created from nothing in a cosmic snap of the fingers by an
 omnipotent and omniscient entity, but fashioned from available materials by an extremely intelligent and highly capable
 entity. If you must believe in a God, at least attempt to take a rational path to his creation of the universe around us.
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9/11, Alive, and Ass: This is bullshit the track has always been there you should find out what's around before you buy your house don't try and change things because you don't like it you sound like the muslims trying to change everything Angry Reply 3h Racist much? Like Reply 3h no just sick of you ass holes of what they did on 911 I was there cheering in the streets of ny running in the stores to buy cameras to take pictures to make money trying to change everything if you don't like our laws leave they even tried to build a temple Aron's the corner from ground zero but all the unions stopped it who the hell do they think they are Angry Reply 2h You're a racist idiot. Guess they don't teach much at the school of hard knocks. While you're busy whining about "them" on Facebook like a racist jackass "they" are bettering society, engineering your iPhone, making medicine to keep your ungrateful self alive, and just trying to do the right thing. But, no, go ahead and blame 9/11 on ALL Muslims. As if this country doesn't breed ignorant extremists but it's okay. We can cherrypick data to blame others and make ourselves feel better I'm sorry, your comment is simply hateful, misguided, and disgusting. Raceway Park's drag race shutdown is more likely a compromise in a changing time and probably a little money related. Perhaps YOU should have voted for people to preserve the land around the racetrack instead of building in every square inch. "They" moved in because YOU voted to allow it. This didn't happen overnight. Don't like it? Tough noogies. Get out of the way and let real Americans keep building and progressing to a better future Like Reply 2h they moved in that's right but all they did was complain about the noise tough shit get use to it tell me how there bettering us by making bombs and trying to kill people at the port running people over in Times Square etc ic that's helping us what would they do if they didn't like us and if anyone should move over it's you real Americans that's us at hard knocks not you what's wrong afraid to show your picture your name doesn't sound American to me rob dower and yes you can see my picture idiot Haha Reply 1h my god. You're an idiot. No logic Showing my picture on Facebook is your counterargument? I use this cesspool site for groups (this dump is about to get dropped because its less about "growing up in Old Bridge" and more about your nonsense). This n't about how I use Facebook. Don't do a whatabouism on that. My family has been in this country since the revolution, you ignoramus. But it seems all you Hard Knocks morons like to do is assume much like you like to assume all Muslims are terrorists. Lazy good for nothing, do nothing couch potatoes like you are what's wrong with this country. You have NO CLUE. Go eat another donut. Like Reply 1h Lazy good for nothing are all the scum that abama let in to try and reck this county I worked all my life since I was 14 yrs old now I'm retried and all these ass holes want everything for nothing get a job and work for it and I have a relative you signed the Declaration of Independence so don't tell me how long you've been here so have l if anyone is a couch potato it's all these ass holes that abama let in Haha Reply 32m Who's abama? Why do you sign your Clearly you're an ignorant, comments with racist, scumbag. No one wants everything for nothing. You have no clue what you are talking about. Just go away. Go outside or something Like Reply 29m no you have no fucki. Ing idea go take a nap that's probably what you do best and being a racist doesn't make me a bad person bye no more comments to a moron Like Reply 24m Being racist does make you a bad person! You are hateful. Hate is evil. You are evil. You are no better than the perception of people you hate. Use your brain Like Reply 21m
9/11, Alive, and Ass: This is bullshit the track has always been there you
 should find out what's around before you buy your house don't try
 and change things because you don't like it you sound like the
 muslims trying to change everything
 Angry Reply 3h
 Racist much?
 Like Reply 3h
 no just sick of you ass holes
 of what they did on 911 I was there cheering in the streets of
 ny running in the stores to buy cameras to take pictures to
 make money trying to change everything if you don't like our
 laws leave they even tried to build a temple Aron's the corner
 from ground zero but all the unions stopped it who the hell do
 they think they are
 Angry Reply 2h
 You're a racist idiot. Guess they don't teach
 much at the school of hard knocks. While you're busy
 whining about "them" on Facebook like a racist jackass
 "they" are bettering society, engineering your iPhone, making
 medicine to keep your ungrateful self alive, and just trying to
 do the right thing. But, no, go ahead and blame 9/11 on ALL
 Muslims. As if this country doesn't breed ignorant extremists
 but it's okay. We can cherrypick data to blame others and
 make ourselves feel better
 I'm sorry, your comment is simply hateful, misguided, and
 disgusting. Raceway Park's drag race shutdown is more
 likely a compromise in a changing time and probably a little
 money related. Perhaps YOU should have voted for people
 to preserve the land around the racetrack instead of building
 in every square inch. "They" moved in because YOU voted
 to allow it. This didn't happen overnight. Don't like it? Tough
 noogies. Get out of the way and let real Americans keep
 building and progressing to a better future
 Like Reply 2h
 they moved in that's right but
 all they did was complain about the noise tough shit get use
 to it tell me how there bettering us by making bombs and
 trying to kill people at the port running people over in Times
 Square etc ic that's helping us what would they do if they
 didn't like us and if anyone should move over it's you real
 Americans that's us at hard knocks not you what's wrong
 afraid to show your picture your name doesn't sound
 American to me rob dower and yes you can see my picture
 idiot
 Haha Reply 1h
 my god. You're an idiot. No logic
 Showing my picture on Facebook is your counterargument? I
 use this cesspool site for groups (this dump is about to get
 dropped because its less about "growing up in Old Bridge"
 and more about your nonsense). This n't about how I use
 Facebook. Don't do a whatabouism on that. My family has
 been in this country since the revolution, you ignoramus. But
 it seems all you Hard Knocks morons like to do is assume
 much like you like to assume all Muslims are terrorists. Lazy
 good for nothing, do nothing couch potatoes like you are
 what's wrong with this country. You have NO CLUE. Go eat
 another donut.
 Like Reply 1h
 Lazy good for nothing are all the scum that
 abama let in to try and reck this county I worked all my life
 since I was 14 yrs old now I'm retried and all these ass holes
 want everything for nothing get a job and work for it and I
 have a relative you signed the Declaration of Independence
 so don't tell me how long you've been here so have l if
 anyone is a couch potato it's all these ass holes that abama
 let in
 Haha Reply 32m
 Who's abama? Why do you sign your
 Clearly you're an ignorant,
 comments with
 racist, scumbag. No one wants everything for nothing. You
 have no clue what you are talking about. Just go away. Go
 outside or something
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 no you have no fucki. Ing
 idea go take a nap that's probably what you do best and
 being a racist doesn't make me a bad person bye no more
 comments to a moron
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 You are hateful. Hate is evil. You are evil. You are no better
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America, Bailey Jay, and Clothes: THE SUCCESSES OF MARXIST-LENINISM GLOBAL REACH MARXIST-LENINISM WAS THE OFFICIAL STATE IDEOLOGY OF 12 COUNTRIES AFTER 1949 THIS GREW TO 24 AFTER 1978 ECONOMIC GROWTH · THE USSR SAW AN AVERAGE OF 3.6% GROWTH PER YEAR BETWEEN 1950 TO 1976 ·UNDER MAOIST RULE THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA SAW AN AVERAGE OF 4% GROWTH %GROwn PERYEARL SCIENTIFIC ADVANCEMENT THE USSR PUT THE FIRST SATELLITE AND PERSON IN SPACE . THE USSR UNDER STALIN OUTLAWED THE DISCUSSION DARWINIAN EVOLUTION IN FAVOR OF LYSENKOISM, A PSEUDOSCIENCE THAT SUGGESTED BIOLOGICAL CHANGE HAPPENED DURING THE LIFETIME OF A CREATURE . THE USSR WAS THE FIRST COUNTRY TO BUILD A WORKING NUCLEAR POWER PLANT THE USSR BANNED CYBERNETICS AS BOURGEOISE PSEUDOSCIENCE DUE TO IT GOING AGAINST DIALECTICAL MATERIALISM DELAYING THE SOVIET'S ADOPTION OF COMPUTERS ANDSTHEINTERNET . THE USSR PURGED SCIENTISTS WHO REFUSED TO MEET THE 'IDEOLOGICALLY CORRECT VERSION OF QUANTUM PHYSICS THAT WAS IN-LINE WITH DIALECTICAL MATERIALISM SOCIAL JUSTICE DURING THE SECOND WORLD WAR 200,000 SOVIET WOMEN WERE DECORATED FOR SERVING ON THE FRONT LINES OF THE WAR BETWEEN 1923 TO 1930 THE NUMBER OF WOMEN IN THE SOVIET WORKFORCE DOUBLED THE USSR OUTLAWED ABORTION IN 1936 IN THE USSR AND CASTRO'S CUBA HOMOSEXUALITY WAS EFFECTIVELY OUTLAWED UNTIL THE 1980s THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA LEGALIZED HOMOSEXUAL ACTS IN 1997 CULTURAL ACHIVEMENTS THE POPULAR VIDEO GAME TETRIS WAS CREATED IN 1984 BY A SOVIET COMPUTER PROGRAMMER THE GOLDEN AGE OF RUSSIAN SCIENCE FICTION OCCURRED UNDER THE SOVIET STATE STATE PRESSURE FORCED JAZZ BANDS TO EITHER DISSOLVE OR GO UNDERGROUND DURING THE 1940S THE RISE OF "SAMIZDAT" - GRASSROOTS ATTEMPTS TO CIRCUMVENT CENSORSHIP THROUGH DYI CULTURAL REPRODUCTION MEANT THAT PHOTOCOPIERS IN THE USSR HAD TO BE SECURED BY ARMED GUARDS AS EARLY AS THE 1960s THERE WAS SUCH A DEMAND IN EASTERN BLOC COUNTRIES FOR WESTERN CLOTHES LIKE BLUE JEANS THAT SOVIET TEENAGERS WOULD OFFER TO BUY THE JEANS OF TRAVELLING WESTERNERS THEY CAME ACROSS IN THE STREET MILITARY PROWESS THE COMMUNIST GUERRILLA FIGHTERS IN NORTH VIETNAM MANAGED TO HUMILIATE AMERICA IN THE VIETNAM WAR THROUGH SUPERIOR ORGANIZATION AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE TERRAIN THE USSR WAS THE ONLY MAINLAND EUROPEAN POWER TO SUCCESSFULLY RESIST AN INVASION BY NAZ GERMANY ·THE SECURITY STATE OF EAST GERMANY HAD AT ITS HEIGHT AT LEAST 2.5% OF THE POPULATION WORKING AS ACTIVE INFORMANTS FOR THE STATE DURING THE 1980s A QUARTER OF THE USSR's GDP WENT TO MILITARY SPENDING COMRADE, LET GO OF YOUR IDEALISTIC NONSENSE AND EMBRACE THE GLORIOUS IMMORTAL T-LENINISM!
America, Bailey Jay, and Clothes: THE SUCCESSES OF MARXIST-LENINISM
 GLOBAL REACH
 MARXIST-LENINISM WAS THE OFFICIAL STATE IDEOLOGY OF 12 COUNTRIES AFTER 1949
 THIS GREW TO 24 AFTER 1978
 ECONOMIC GROWTH
 · THE USSR SAW AN AVERAGE OF 3.6% GROWTH PER YEAR BETWEEN 1950 TO 1976
 ·UNDER MAOIST RULE THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA SAW AN AVERAGE OF 4% GROWTH
 %GROwn PERYEARL
 SCIENTIFIC ADVANCEMENT
 THE USSR PUT THE FIRST SATELLITE AND PERSON IN SPACE
 . THE USSR UNDER STALIN OUTLAWED THE DISCUSSION DARWINIAN EVOLUTION IN FAVOR OF
 LYSENKOISM, A PSEUDOSCIENCE THAT SUGGESTED BIOLOGICAL CHANGE HAPPENED DURING THE
 LIFETIME OF A CREATURE
 . THE USSR WAS THE FIRST COUNTRY TO BUILD A WORKING NUCLEAR POWER PLANT
 THE USSR BANNED CYBERNETICS AS BOURGEOISE PSEUDOSCIENCE DUE TO IT GOING AGAINST
 DIALECTICAL MATERIALISM DELAYING THE SOVIET'S ADOPTION OF COMPUTERS ANDSTHEINTERNET
 . THE USSR PURGED SCIENTISTS WHO REFUSED TO MEET THE 'IDEOLOGICALLY CORRECT VERSION OF
 QUANTUM PHYSICS THAT WAS IN-LINE WITH DIALECTICAL MATERIALISM
 SOCIAL JUSTICE
 DURING THE SECOND WORLD WAR 200,000 SOVIET WOMEN WERE DECORATED FOR SERVING ON THE
 FRONT LINES OF THE WAR
 BETWEEN 1923 TO 1930 THE NUMBER OF WOMEN IN THE SOVIET WORKFORCE DOUBLED
 THE USSR OUTLAWED ABORTION IN 1936
 IN THE USSR AND CASTRO'S CUBA HOMOSEXUALITY WAS EFFECTIVELY OUTLAWED UNTIL THE 1980s
 THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA LEGALIZED HOMOSEXUAL ACTS IN 1997
 CULTURAL ACHIVEMENTS
 THE POPULAR VIDEO GAME TETRIS WAS CREATED IN 1984 BY A SOVIET COMPUTER PROGRAMMER
 THE GOLDEN AGE OF RUSSIAN SCIENCE FICTION OCCURRED UNDER THE SOVIET STATE
 STATE PRESSURE FORCED JAZZ BANDS TO EITHER DISSOLVE OR GO UNDERGROUND DURING THE 1940S
 THE RISE OF "SAMIZDAT" - GRASSROOTS ATTEMPTS TO CIRCUMVENT CENSORSHIP THROUGH DYI
 CULTURAL REPRODUCTION MEANT THAT PHOTOCOPIERS IN THE USSR HAD TO BE SECURED BY ARMED
 GUARDS
 AS EARLY AS THE 1960s THERE WAS SUCH A DEMAND IN EASTERN BLOC COUNTRIES FOR WESTERN
 CLOTHES LIKE BLUE JEANS THAT SOVIET TEENAGERS WOULD OFFER TO BUY THE JEANS OF TRAVELLING
 WESTERNERS THEY CAME ACROSS IN THE STREET
 MILITARY PROWESS
 THE COMMUNIST GUERRILLA FIGHTERS IN NORTH VIETNAM MANAGED TO HUMILIATE AMERICA IN THE
 VIETNAM WAR THROUGH SUPERIOR ORGANIZATION AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE TERRAIN
 THE USSR WAS THE ONLY MAINLAND EUROPEAN POWER TO SUCCESSFULLY RESIST AN INVASION BY NAZ
 GERMANY
 ·THE SECURITY STATE OF EAST GERMANY HAD AT ITS HEIGHT AT LEAST 2.5% OF THE POPULATION
 WORKING AS ACTIVE INFORMANTS FOR THE STATE
 DURING THE 1980s A QUARTER OF THE USSR's GDP WENT TO MILITARY SPENDING
 COMRADE, LET GO OF YOUR IDEALISTIC NONSENSE AND EMBRACE THE GLORIOUS IMMORTAL
 T-LENINISM!