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Bad, Beautiful, and Comfortable: Splenda Pappy @caroline_oreo 20h Shrek is a cautionary tale about how dating ugly, musty men because "it's what's on the inside that counts" will make you ugly and musty as well thank you for coming to my ted talk 90 ロ9,915 26.6K △ <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/175726848039/cheshireinthemiddle-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://cheshireinthemiddle.tumblr.com/post/175726495377/siryouarebeingmocked-itisoktobewhite" class="tumblr_blog">cheshireinthemiddle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/175726365629/itisoktobewhite-thecaucasianfilipino" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://itisoktobewhite.tumblr.com/post/175292441966/thecaucasianfilipino-the-darkest-of-souls" class="tumblr_blog">itisoktobewhite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thecaucasianfilipino.tumblr.com/post/175288226813/the-darkest-of-souls-renegadebusiness" class="tumblr_blog">thecaucasianfilipino</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-darkest-of-souls.tumblr.com/post/175287999760/renegadebusiness-the-darkest-of-souls" class="tumblr_blog">the-darkest-of-souls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://renegadebusiness.tumblr.com/post/175287984641/the-darkest-of-souls-imsopopfly" class="tumblr_blog">renegadebusiness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-darkest-of-souls.tumblr.com/post/175287936730/imsopopfly-standard-dingo-abiggaynerd" class="tumblr_blog">the-darkest-of-souls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://imsopopfly.tumblr.com/post/175287778210/standard-dingo-abiggaynerd-bobavader" class="tumblr_blog">imsopopfly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://standard-dingo.tumblr.com/post/172216617168/abiggaynerd-bobavader-biomerge-facts" class="tumblr_blog">standard-dingo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://abiggaynerd.tumblr.com/post/172178298553/bobavader-biomerge-facts-only-why-the-fuck" class="tumblr_blog">abiggaynerd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bobavader.tumblr.com/post/172172510100/biomerge-facts-only-why-the-fuck-am-i-seeing" class="tumblr_blog">bobavader</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://biomerge.tumblr.com/post/172167135896/facts-only" class="tumblr_blog">biomerge</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>facts only</p></blockquote> <p>Why the fuck am I seeing shrek slander on my dashboard right now. Did any of you even watch the goddamn films. I can’t believe this. You guys don’t deserve shrek. </p> </blockquote> <p>Fuck you Fiona was already an ogre and was trying to hide that part of herself because her parents told her to be ashamed but shrek helped her accept that part of herself and become her true self unapologetically! Fuck you </p> </blockquote> <p>OP is lord farquaad </p> </blockquote> <p>Fuck you ogre Fiona is gorgeous</p> <p>The only ugly musty one in that entire movie was farquaad</p> </blockquote> <p>Is no one gonna point out that she’s ugly as fuck?</p> </blockquote> <p>Fiona is beautiful </p> </blockquote> <p>Not Fiona the chick tweeting </p> <p>That forehead ratio </p> </blockquote> <p>I disagree with Slenda Pappy’s choice in eye shadow. </p> </blockquote> <p>The movie goes out of its way again and again to show how much people hate ogres. Shrek goes on and on about how humans think hes some fat ugly monster. Fiona hates her ogre form saying pretty much the same thing. So when the wedding scene happens it really hits hard. And you realise you are beautiful. It doesn’t matter what other people think. Shreks “But you are beautiful” Has to be one of the best lines in the movie. </p> <p>Holy crap I wrote that about freakin shrek.</p> </blockquote> <p>At least it’s not Harry Potter again.</p> <p>Also, plenty of people think Ogre Fiona is hotter.</p> <p><strike>I’ve heard.</strike></p> </blockquote> <p>And why is “it’s what’s on the inside that counts” so bad? Why are you so opposed to it? Shrek was comfortable with who he was (in the first movie), and he taught Fiona to be comfortable with who she was. They were both interesting people worth befriending. </p> <p><br/></p> <p>Yes, the inside is important. </p> </blockquote> <p>OP seems to be equating “ugly, musty men” with genuinely awful men. Meanwhile implying that you shouldn’t look past a person’s appearance because it reflects on what kind of person they are, and their negativity will make you similarly a bad person. </p></blockquote> <p>Shrek‘s “but you are beautiful” always makes me tear up and I’m not ashamed to admit it. Shrek loved Fiona, but feared she would never accept him. Fiona love Shrek, but feared he would never accept her. Eventually they learned to be happy with who they are and accept each other. How in the hell do you miss the point that hard?</p>
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Community, Flexing, and Friends: tanner @TheeTcup Don't ask a girl where she wants to eat. Tell her to guess where you're taking her to eat. Then take her to the first guess. Kyley King @kyley king He's cracked the code we didn't even know we had RANT: its been about a year and a half since i started posting ads on this account, i started in around january 2017 but then my acc got deleted and i stopped until later on in the year. if you had someone tell you that you can quit your waitressing job earning barely $60 a week and earn hundreds more a week online, wouldnt you take it? well i did. i quit my job and i work with a bunch of different businesses and personalities that want to grow their business or page in the return of money for my service. i made my account in 2014 as a hobby since i had just started high school and i was 13 and i didnt have many friends and i thought it would be a way to gain popularity by posting memes (im australian so we start high school at 11-13) but then my page started growing & i started making friends with other people who love sharing memes like me and some awesome creators. my account didnt really start to succeed until the whole jacob sartorius thing where he was a massive meme and i was like the lead account that goofed on him and i gained something like 100k in a month!! it was so awesome. i used to have “no shoutouts or ads ever!” in my bio and people still bring it up. i was THIRTEEN when i made this account, i didnt know a single thing about making money nor did i take interest since i didnt care much abt my future. im 16, nearly 17 now and i got my first job waitressing at 15. i worked for over a year and it was so stressful i hated it so much but then i realised as a career i wanted to pursue entrepreneurial business - and thats what im doing here! i do anywhere from 0-6 ads a week but i post around 10 memes a day if im on schedule. i do make money off my account and im not ashamed. i dont FLEX on u guys like an asshole, i dont waste my money, im saving it so that hopefully one day i can run my own proper business. people think just running a meme page is easy because “all you do is post” and YEAH it is at first but it can get competitive, especially since its my job now. i love my community and i love my followers that support me but its hard since my commmunity is so big that there will always be people that are jealous and will put me down! love u all❣️
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Bad, Be Like, and Church: Graham Allen @GrahamAllen_1 If you want me to apologize for talking about Jesus..never gonna happen If you are upset because you found out believe in Jesus....l don't care Hating me because of my faith when all you thought I did was Rant from a Dear Everyone, It has come to my attention that many people have a problem with me talking about Jesus on my new show..... Some even going as far to say...”If I continue to talk about Jesus they will unfollow me” To that I say refer to the picture below and to let me be very clear in my next few words..... To anyone that enjoys my videos, my political points of view, my opinions on parenting, our future generations, what our country needs to be “Great Again” etc......BUT you have a problem with me talking about Jesus?! I DO NOT CARE AND I AM NOT ASHAMED!! You see this is my show and my page and I’ll talk about what I want to talk about when I want to talk about it.....politics, pop culture, sports, rednecks, and yes even Jesus! We live in a world more concerned about what bathroom their child will use✔️ Feelings being more important than facts✔️ Whether or not our Constitution is up for debate✔️ Parents being friends instead of parents✔️ But God Forbid we use the “J” Word...... You see I LOVE Jesus and like sooo many I agree that Religion and the Common Church have their issues that have left a bad taste in sooo many peoples mouths....but to hate the fact that I believe in Jesus simply because all you thought I was capable of Doing was performing in front of a camera and Rant for your entertainment?! Lol I wonder what it must be like to be as awesome as you are and as perfect as you claim to be?! See I’m not perfect man or Christian and I never will be....which is why I choose to be down with Jesus because I’ve learned that people kinda suck..... So in closing I say this: If you have a problem with me talking about Jesus.......you are free to leave because I don’t plan on stopping. God Bless -Graham🇺🇸 sorrynotsorry daily truth faith jesus

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Anaconda, Cute, and Love: NOV , DEC SEP-OCT littlelionsloves: I love the extra details in Brooklyn Nine Nine so much, like look at the rainbow folders in the background here! And then they move to Gina’s work station and stay there throughout the rest of the show, in that exact order. Like imagine Gina needing the contents of those folders but seeing they’re arranged in rainbow order and making sure they stay that way Then Captain Holt gets this lil rainbow flag instead and it moves with him when he gets transferred to the public relations department and then moves with him again when he moves back into the 99 What Captain Holt said in the first episode of the show is so true, like he really doesn’t try to hide the fact that he’s gay, he has rainbow things everywhere like I can’t imagine what purpose that tiny disco ball could have other than to show that he’s gay and not ashamed of that at all (also look at the tiny NYC model it’s so cute) Gina has a jar on her desk that says ‘Ashes of Problem Employees’ and I can 100% imagine her threatening people she doesn’t like with that jar and them blowing it off but also being just a tiny bit worried Then look at Jake’s car. He has a rubber duck stuck to his dashboard and a rubber chicken and shaving cream? Like he’s always running late so imagine him just perfecting the art of somehow shaving in the car to save time and washing his face the second he walks into the building so he just always has shaving cream in the car with him and literally everyone who sees him is just sort of disgusted but also a lil bit impressed And look at his desk!!! He has a #1 Detective sticker on his lamp and this tiny police car and it’s just so so cute to me, like what if he got that police car when he was a kid and first decided he wanted to be a detective and that lil car came with him to uni and to the academy and moving from desk to desk with him until he finally gets to be a detective Idk I just really love this show and their attention to detail

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Butt, Chill, and Comfortable: Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas A&M University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. After a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Mr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him. Michelle de Mooij I cannot believe how disgusting some of the comments on this post are. Boobs are not men's toys to look at and play with. The bra would be made for a reason. For women to wear and feel comfortable in, not for men to throw a fit about because it doesn't please them. Ugh. Like 33 More Yesterday at 01:58 Ahen l will have to respectfully disagree ma am! Like 4.Yesterday at 14:53 HOTHING Taeja I agree to Disagree ) Like Yesterday at 16:33 Joh boobs are definitely men's toys Like Yesterday at 17:37 Michelle de Mooij No they aren't. Boobs are made for babies. Not for men to objectify. It isn't rocket science. Like More Yesterday at 17:47 Hannah A OMG Michelle chill out.... Yes boobs are ment for babies, but while your baby is not using them let the men enjoy!!! My god stop being a prude!!! That's like telling you that you're not allowed to look at a man's, butt, chest, or back!!! Get over it, we should be proud of what we have not ashamed!!!As long as it's covered up who cares who looks!!! Like 10 hours ago Michelle de Mooij I never said we should be ashamed of what we have. I'm not being a prude at all. I'm simply saying men are making a huge deal about this. This is made for women to feel comfortable in, as not a lot of women appreciate men staring at their chests, covered up or not. Especially women with larger chests are bothered by the bouncing and jiggling, and nipples poking through the fabric when it's cold is just annoying. Like I said, men are just upset because they can't carry on objectifying women. Nothing about that is prude. Randall A fucking lesbians man Like 3.5 hours ago Michelle de Mooij I'm sorry Randall, but I fail to see how my words about men being objectifying and misogynistic has anything to do with lesbians. If anything, you just proved my point by labelling me as a lesbian simply for using my brain. Like More 3 minutes ago
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Anaconda, Cute, and Love: NOV , DEC SEP-OCT littlelionsloves: I love the extra details in Brooklyn Nine Nine so much, like look at the rainbow folders in the background here!And then they move to Gina’s work station and stay there throughout the rest of the show, in that exact order. Like imagine Gina needing the contents of those folders but seeing they’re arranged in rainbow order and making sure they stay that wayThen Captain Holt gets this lil rainbow flag instead and it moves with him when he gets transferred to the public relations department and then moves with him again when he moves back into the 99What Captain Holt said in the first episode of the show is so true, like he really doesn’t try to hide the fact that he’s gay, he has rainbow things everywhere like I can’t imagine what purpose that tiny disco ball could have other than to show that he’s gay and not ashamed of that at all (also look at the tiny NYC model it’s so cute)Gina has a jar on her desk that says ‘Ashes of Problem Employees’ and I can 100% imagine her threatening people she doesn’t like with that jar and them blowing it off but also being just a tiny bit worriedThen look at Jake’s car. He has a rubber duck stuck to his dashboard and a rubber chicken and shaving cream? Like he’s always running late so imagine him just perfecting the art of somehow shaving in the car to save time and washing his face the second he walks into the building so he just always has shaving cream in the car with him and literally everyone who sees him is just sort of disgusted but also a lil bit impressedAnd look at his desk!!! He has a #1 Detective sticker on his lamp and this tiny police car and it’s just so so cute to me, like what if he got that police car when he was a kid and first decided he wanted to be a detective and that lil car came with him to uni and to the academy and moving from desk to desk with him until he finally gets to be a detectiveIdk I just really love this show and their attention to detail

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Carrie Fisher, Dove, and Drinking: BECA TRBECA% F LM FEST VAL ECA FİLM FESTIVAL VAL FE TRIBECA FİLM FESTIVAL RBECA FILM TR BECA FILM FEST VAL FESTIVAL ︶ vox: To Carrie Fisher, a woman who knew the power of accepting yourself without apology Carrie Fisher spent a lifetime fighting people’s expectations and found a new hope in not giving a shit what I, you, or anyone else thought of her — which is exactly why I’ve always thought the world of her. My introduction to Fisher was the same as most people’s: staring up at a screen in wide-eyed admiration and wonder as her steely Princess Leia took Star Wars by storm and sheer force of will. She was a 19-year-old thrown into the twin chaoses of deep space and Hollywood, and she proved a shining star in both. But as I grew older and dove deeper into Fisher’s history and ongoing career, I discovered a life overflowing with wit, advocacy, and incredible strength. As she would be the first to tell you, Fisher’s life co-starred a devastating cocktail of addiction and mental illness. Thrust into the most competitive Hollywood echelons before she was 20 — and having grown up around it, being the daughter of singer Eddie Fisher and actress Debbie Reynolds — she absorbed whatever chemicals she could to get by, not believing the doctors who told her that her addictions were exacerbated by a form of manic depression. (She was later diagnosed as bipolar.) In 1987, with the benefit of hindsight, Fisher wrote in her semi-autobiographical novel Postcards from the Edge about the horrors of being trapped inside your own mind while outside pressures do everything they can to cave in the walls. “I shot through my 20s like a luminous thread through a dark needle, blazing toward my destination,” she wrote. “Nowhere.” But in real life, Carrie Fisher wasn’t just going somewhere, she was going somewhere meaningful and funny and relentlessly smart. She came out of her turbulent 20s determined to forge a new path, one that defied anyone to look at her and see a girl in a gold bikini while conveniently ignoring its accompanying chains. (Fisher famously hated that stupid “outfit,” no matter how many adolescent fantasies it inspired. When promoting 2015’s The Force Awakens, she even made sure to remind everyone that the Slave Leia bikini was for a slave, “a prisoner of a giant testicle.”) Carrie Fisher wrote her way out of her own horror, from Postcards from the Edge in 1987 to her wickedly funny one-woman show Wishful Drinking in 2006, to her journal compilation The Princess Diarist, published just a month ago. All along the way, she was open about her struggles and mental health in a way that few dared — and she was funny while she did it. You don’t have to look any further than her Twitter bio — “there’s no room for demons when you’re self-possessed” — to understand exactly who Carrie Fisher was. She was crucially, completely unashamed of who she was, talking openly about her mental breaks, the psychotic episodes that would send her careening and land her in clinics. She made it clear that while she knew her brain could be an insidious Trojan horse determined to make her life hell from the inside out, she was able to persevere by accepting that reality as fact. “I am mentally ill. I can say that. I am not ashamed of that,” Fisher told Sawyer in that 2000 interview. “I survived that, I’m still surviving it, but bring it on. Better me than you.” Carrie Fisher took on the dark forces inside and surrounding her by finding something precious to hold onto, something to humanize, something to laugh about. She stormed through her chaotic mind and world to forge an unapologetic life, inspiring countless others — like me, and maybe even you — to do the same.
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Beautiful, God, and Head: oh-ya: byepeasant: byepeasant: paperairplanesinflight: This is the real me, i have an extreme case of Alopecia Totalis, which is a disease caused by a lot of stress where all your head hair falls out, and may or maynot come back, and it is completely un-curable and un-treatable. i have had it since August 2010, and i am starting to develop Alopecia Universalis, which is where all your body hair comes out. But i am not ashamed of how i look. and you shouldn’t be either. I have times when i don’t feel pretty, or when i am upset that i don’t look like how people would ‘want me to’.. but i know that God made me this way for a reason, even if i don’t know the reason right now. I have learned how to be strong, and fight against my demons. I have been bullied, and told i wasn’t pretty enough.. but you know what? i don’t care what they have to say to me. i know i am beautiful, even without my hair. and if someone can’t except that.. then i don’t want them in my life. Because i have learned through all of this, that when people say “looks don’t matter” it’s so true. I may not have hair, but i know i am a beautiful person. I don’t need hair to tell me that. I have accepted that. so whenever someone tries to tell you that you are not pretty enough, don’t listen to them. because, you are beautiful, for who you are. and not for what they tell you. remember that. because i know it can be hard to think, but it’s the truth, and when you accept that.. you will be so much happier with who you are. and that’s all that really matters. 3 I’m so thankful for all the notes. you are guys are amazing 3 two years later, and my hair is slowing growing back in small patches, also this picture was taken before my eyebrows completely came out.  and i want to thank anyone who has ever said a kind word to me, or took time out of there day to be my friend. i love you all so much. awe emily you are so perfect fjweoailkdsfjm

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