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Found in an add for a survival bracelet: THIS PRODUCT WORKS!!! August 5, 2019 Color: Black Verified Purchase Holly cow, other night I was walking home from work. I decided to take shortcut home as it was late and I was extremely tired. While traveling down a dark alley I heard a crash from behind me. I turned around and saw standing before me partially cast in shadows created by the pale moonlight a werewolf snarling and drooling with vicious malice. All of a sudden it howled, and then charged at me. I attempted to dodge, but was too slow. It crashed into me so fast that I was thrown strait onto my back, nearly knocking the wind out of me. I gasped for air as the werewolf mounted me and reared back to attack, based on the typical lycan attack method of striking the jugular I knew I only had seconds to counter the attack. Thankfully I had already received my survival bracelet the day prior. while the wolf man reared back, I swiftly reached across my body to my right wrist and with a click unhinged my "Werewolf Survival Bracelet" TM. With lightning speed I was able to stab the lycan's in the side of the neck piercing it's corroded artery. Blood began to spray from the open wound as the wolf leaped off of me. It yelped in pain and tried to sprint away, it didn't make it far before it dropped dead at the end of the alleyway... I sprinted back to my single bedroom loft, took a shower, and went to bed. With a chuckle I said to myself "Not today Satan, not today." Found in an add for a survival bracelet

Found in an add for a survival bracelet

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