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rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed. “I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.” “I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.” Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on. In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix. Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful. “I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.” “There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.” Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time. “It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.” While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower. “I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.” “I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added. At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place. : rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed. “I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.” “I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.” Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on. In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix. Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful. “I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.” “There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.” Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time. “It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.” While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower. “I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.” “I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added. At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

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theonion:

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.
“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”
“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”
Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.
In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.
Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.
“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”
“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”
Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.
“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”
While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.
“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”
“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.
At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

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theonion:

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.
“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”
“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”
Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.
In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.
Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.
“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”
“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”
Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.
“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”
While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.
“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”
“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.
At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

rubitrightintomyeyes:

theonion:

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.
“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”
“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”
Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.
In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.
Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.
“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”
“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”
Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.
“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”
While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.
“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”
“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.
At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

: rubitrightintomyeyes:

theonion:

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.
“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”
“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”
Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.
In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.
Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.
“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”
“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”
Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.
“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”
While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.
“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”
“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.
At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

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pro-kink-anti-communism:
postirony:

noblepeasant:

postirony:

OH SHIT

The country with allies is protecting those allies. Who'lda thunk it?

ah yes, Syria, noted US ally.

Allies are known to refuse to leave your country when told by your country’s legislature.
We’re Staying, US Tells Iraq After Being Asked to Leave
: pro-kink-anti-communism:
postirony:

noblepeasant:

postirony:

OH SHIT

The country with allies is protecting those allies. Who'lda thunk it?

ah yes, Syria, noted US ally.

Allies are known to refuse to leave your country when told by your country’s legislature.
We’re Staying, US Tells Iraq After Being Asked to Leave

pro-kink-anti-communism:
postirony:

noblepeasant:

postirony:

OH SHIT

The country with allies is protecting those allies. Who'lda thunk it?

ah yes, Syria, noted US ally.

Allies are known to refuse to leave your country when told by your country’s legislature.
We’re Staying, US Tells Iraq After Being Asked to Leave
: pro-kink-anti-communism:
postirony:

noblepeasant:

postirony:

OH SHIT

The country with allies is protecting those allies. Who'lda thunk it?

ah yes, Syria, noted US ally.

Allies are known to refuse to leave your country when told by your country’s legislature.
We’re Staying, US Tells Iraq After Being Asked to Leave

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did-you-know: People are helping premature babies by crocheting tiny octopuses. The tentacles are thought to mimic the feel of an umbilical cord, and babies who cuddle an octo are less likely to pull out their monitors and tubes. When hospitals that participate in the Octo Project noted an increase in the overall health of their preemies, volunteers around the world began flooding them with donations. (Source, Source 2, Source 3): did you know?. idYouknowFacts.cor People are helping premature babies by crocheting tiny octopuses. The tentacles are thought to mimic the feel of an umbilical cord, and babies who cuddle an octo are less likely to pull out their monitors and tubes. When hospitals that participate in the Octo Project noted an increase in the overall health of their preemies, volunteers around the world began flooding them with donations. O DIDYOUKNOWFACTS.COM PHOTO: INSTAGRAM/SIMPLEMOST did-you-know: People are helping premature babies by crocheting tiny octopuses. The tentacles are thought to mimic the feel of an umbilical cord, and babies who cuddle an octo are less likely to pull out their monitors and tubes. When hospitals that participate in the Octo Project noted an increase in the overall health of their preemies, volunteers around the world began flooding them with donations. (Source, Source 2, Source 3)

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People are helping premature babies by crocheting tiny octopuses. The tentacles are thought to mimic the feel of an umbilical cord, and babies who cuddle an octo are less likely to pull out their monitors and tubes. When hospitals that participate in the Octo Project noted an increase in the overall health of their preemies, volunteers around the world began flooding them with donations. (Source, Source 2, Source 3): did you know?.
idYouknowFacts.cor
People are helping premature babies by
crocheting tiny octopuses. The tentacles
are thought to mimic the feel of an
umbilical cord, and babies who cuddle
an octo are less likely to pull out their
monitors and tubes. When hospitals that
participate in the Octo Project noted an
increase in the overall health of their
preemies, volunteers around the world
began flooding them with donations.
O DIDYOUKNOWFACTS.COM
PHOTO: INSTAGRAM/SIMPLEMOST
did-you-know:

People are helping premature babies by crocheting tiny octopuses. The tentacles are thought to mimic the feel of an umbilical cord, and babies who cuddle an octo are less likely to pull out their monitors and tubes. When hospitals that participate in the Octo Project noted an increase in the overall health of their preemies, volunteers around the world began flooding them with donations. (Source, Source 2, Source 3)

did-you-know:

People are helping premature babies by crocheting tiny octopuses. The tentacles are thought to mimic the feel of an umbilical cord, and babies who cuddle an octo are less likely to pull out their monitors and tubes. When hospitals that participate in the Octo Project noted an increase in the overall health of their preemies, volunteers around the world began flooding them with donations. (Source, Source 2, Source 3): did you know?.
idYouknowFacts.cor
People are helping premature babies by
crocheting tiny octopuses. The tentacles
are thought to mimic the feel of an
umbilical cord, and babies who cuddle
an octo are less likely to pull out their
monitors and tubes. When hospitals that
participate in the Octo Project noted an
increase in the overall health of their
preemies, volunteers around the world
began flooding them with donations.
O DIDYOUKNOWFACTS.COM
PHOTO: INSTAGRAM/SIMPLEMOST
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People are helping premature babies by crocheting tiny octopuses. The tentacles are thought to mimic the feel of an umbilical cord, and babies who cuddle an octo are less likely to pull out their monitors and tubes. When hospitals that participate in the Octo Project noted an increase in the overall health of their preemies, volunteers around the world began flooding them with donations. (Source, Source 2, Source 3)

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howdidthisevenhappenanyway: ninety6tears: roguetelemetry: nekoama: prokopetz: ultrafacts: bryarly: foxfairy5: ultrafacts: Source More Facts Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and fertility drove a chariot pulled by cats. So, if I ever get married, I fully expect a catmobile. One of the other reasons why they gave cats to each other was for their valuable skills as mousers. Cats were able to control rodent populations around their properties. Also, Norse myths are thought to have the earliest literary descriptions of the Norwegian Forest Cat. They were described as large, strong cats that drew Freya’s chariot and were so heavy that not even Thor, God of Thunder, could lift them from the floor. (Source) They kinda live up to the legend, too. Your average Norwegian Forest Cat is twenty pounds of solid muscle, with claws large and strong enough to climb solid rock. They’ve been known to attack bears when defending their territory. And yet they’re one of the cuddliest breeds out there, particularly noted for being patient with small children. I have a Norwegian mix, and can attest that she is the cuddliest cat but also insane enough to try and fight a bear. Viking cats “FIGHT ME” Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, still could not lift this cat. I always love it when this post comes round because a) giant kitties who Thor can’t lift and b) that picture omg boar riding and flower throwing is a good thing : The Vikings would give kittens to newlywed brides as an essential part of a new household. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com howdidthisevenhappenanyway: ninety6tears: roguetelemetry: nekoama: prokopetz: ultrafacts: bryarly: foxfairy5: ultrafacts: Source More Facts Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and fertility drove a chariot pulled by cats. So, if I ever get married, I fully expect a catmobile. One of the other reasons why they gave cats to each other was for their valuable skills as mousers. Cats were able to control rodent populations around their properties. Also, Norse myths are thought to have the earliest literary descriptions of the Norwegian Forest Cat. They were described as large, strong cats that drew Freya’s chariot and were so heavy that not even Thor, God of Thunder, could lift them from the floor. (Source) They kinda live up to the legend, too. Your average Norwegian Forest Cat is twenty pounds of solid muscle, with claws large and strong enough to climb solid rock. They’ve been known to attack bears when defending their territory. And yet they’re one of the cuddliest breeds out there, particularly noted for being patient with small children. I have a Norwegian mix, and can attest that she is the cuddliest cat but also insane enough to try and fight a bear. Viking cats “FIGHT ME” Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, still could not lift this cat. I always love it when this post comes round because a) giant kitties who Thor can’t lift and b) that picture omg boar riding and flower throwing is a good thing

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Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and fertility drove a chariot pulled by cats.

So, if I ever get married, I fully expect a catmobile.

One of the other reasons why they gave cats to each other was for their valuable skills as mousers. Cats were able to control rodent populations around their properties.
Also, Norse myths are thought to have the earliest literary descriptions of the Norwegian Forest Cat. They were described as large, strong cats that drew Freya’s chariot and were so heavy that not even Thor, God of Thunder, could lift them from the floor. (Source)

They kinda live up to the legend, too. Your average Norwegian Forest Cat is twenty pounds of solid muscle, with claws large and strong enough to climb solid rock. They’ve been known to attack bears when defending their territory. And yet they’re one of the cuddliest breeds out there, particularly noted for being patient with small children.

I have a Norwegian mix, and can attest that she is the cuddliest cat but also insane enough to try and fight a bear.

Viking cats “FIGHT ME”

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, still could not lift this cat.

I always love it when this post comes round because a) giant kitties who Thor can’t lift and b) that picture omg boar riding and flower throwing is a good thing
: The Vikings would give kittens to
newlywed brides as an essential
part of a new household.
Ultrafacts.tumblr.com
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ninety6tears:

roguetelemetry:

nekoama:

prokopetz:

ultrafacts:

bryarly:

foxfairy5:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and fertility drove a chariot pulled by cats.

So, if I ever get married, I fully expect a catmobile.

One of the other reasons why they gave cats to each other was for their valuable skills as mousers. Cats were able to control rodent populations around their properties.
Also, Norse myths are thought to have the earliest literary descriptions of the Norwegian Forest Cat. They were described as large, strong cats that drew Freya’s chariot and were so heavy that not even Thor, God of Thunder, could lift them from the floor. (Source)

They kinda live up to the legend, too. Your average Norwegian Forest Cat is twenty pounds of solid muscle, with claws large and strong enough to climb solid rock. They’ve been known to attack bears when defending their territory. And yet they’re one of the cuddliest breeds out there, particularly noted for being patient with small children.

I have a Norwegian mix, and can attest that she is the cuddliest cat but also insane enough to try and fight a bear.

Viking cats “FIGHT ME”

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, still could not lift this cat.

I always love it when this post comes round because a) giant kitties who Thor can’t lift and b) that picture omg boar riding and flower throwing is a good thing

howdidthisevenhappenanyway:
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Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and fertility drove a chariot pulled by cats.

So, if I ever get married, I fully expect a catmobile.

One of the other reasons why they gave cats to each other was for their valuable skills as mousers. Cats were able to control rodent populations around their properties.
Also, Norse myths are thought to have the earliest literary descriptions of the Norwegian Forest Cat. They were described as large, strong cats that drew Freya’s chariot and were so heavy that not even Thor, God of Thunder, could lift them from the floor. (Source)

They kinda live up to the legend, too. Your average Norwegian Forest Cat is twenty pounds of solid muscle, with claws large and strong enough to climb solid rock. They’ve been known to attack bears when defending their territory. And yet they’re one of the cuddliest breeds out there, particularly noted for being patient with small children.

I have a Norwegian mix, and can attest that she is the cuddliest cat but also insane enough to try and fight a bear.

Viking cats “FIGHT ME”

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, still could not lift this cat.

I always love it when this post comes round because a) giant kitties who Thor can’t lift and b) that picture omg boar riding and flower throwing is a good thing
: The Vikings would give kittens to
newlywed brides as an essential
part of a new household.
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Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and fertility drove a chariot pulled by cats.

So, if I ever get married, I fully expect a catmobile.

One of the other reasons why they gave cats to each other was for their valuable skills as mousers. Cats were able to control rodent populations around their properties.
Also, Norse myths are thought to have the earliest literary descriptions of the Norwegian Forest Cat. They were described as large, strong cats that drew Freya’s chariot and were so heavy that not even Thor, God of Thunder, could lift them from the floor. (Source)

They kinda live up to the legend, too. Your average Norwegian Forest Cat is twenty pounds of solid muscle, with claws large and strong enough to climb solid rock. They’ve been known to attack bears when defending their territory. And yet they’re one of the cuddliest breeds out there, particularly noted for being patient with small children.

I have a Norwegian mix, and can attest that she is the cuddliest cat but also insane enough to try and fight a bear.

Viking cats “FIGHT ME”

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, still could not lift this cat.

I always love it when this post comes round because a) giant kitties who Thor can’t lift and b) that picture omg boar riding and flower throwing is a good thing

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solarpunkarchivist: sanscarte: branwyn-says: lifehacksthatwork: Signs of a heart attack are different for each gender yet we only really teach the male warning signs. Make sure you’re aware of both and spread it to as many other women as possible! EVERY SINGLE TIME I HAVE TAKEN A CPR CLASS I have had to be that person who points out that the training videos ALWAYS frame the “male” symptoms as the default universal heart attack experience, while the “female” symptoms are framed as though they’re a deviation from the norm, rather than the primary symptom set that cis women experience. ALSO: I just showed this post to my roommate, who is an MD at a clinic that specializes in care for the LGBT community in the Baltimore area. I asked her whether hormones were responsible for the difference in the “male/female” symptom arrays. I asked how that would apply to her trans patients (which, she treats a LOT of trans patients). She said, basically, that the longer you’ve taken testosterone the more likely you are to get the intense chest pressure and the arm pain, versus the upper back pressure and shortness of breath. Obviously I am not a doctor myself, consult your own health care provider, etc. Reblogging this comment because this is the FIRST TIME I’ve ever seen someone address what XYZ medical condition would look like in trans patients. Also this is partly why my great-grandma died: the (male) doctor dismissed her heart attack as basically indigestion, because she didn’t have the typical male symptoms. Oh my God someone was able to answer the trans patient question! : Heart Attack Warning Signs A guide to better understand heart attack warning signs from Marshfield Clinic & Shine3bs Women Lightheadedness or dizziness Men Cold sweat or nausea Upper back pressure Chest pressure or pain Chest pressure Shortness of breath Shortness of breath Pain in one or both arms, the back, neck, jaw or stomach Pain in one or both arms, the back, neck jaw or stomach Fainting or extreme fatigue If you have any of these 5 symptoms for more than 5 minutes and are unsure of Women might not experience the chest pain that is often noted as the most common sign of heart attack. the cause, call 9-1-1. Treatments work best if given Some women who have had heart within 1 hour of when heart attacks say they thought they had the symptoms associated with the flu attack symptoms begin. Experts at Heart Marshfield Clinic solarpunkarchivist: sanscarte: branwyn-says: lifehacksthatwork: Signs of a heart attack are different for each gender yet we only really teach the male warning signs. Make sure you’re aware of both and spread it to as many other women as possible! EVERY SINGLE TIME I HAVE TAKEN A CPR CLASS I have had to be that person who points out that the training videos ALWAYS frame the “male” symptoms as the default universal heart attack experience, while the “female” symptoms are framed as though they’re a deviation from the norm, rather than the primary symptom set that cis women experience. ALSO: I just showed this post to my roommate, who is an MD at a clinic that specializes in care for the LGBT community in the Baltimore area. I asked her whether hormones were responsible for the difference in the “male/female” symptom arrays. I asked how that would apply to her trans patients (which, she treats a LOT of trans patients). She said, basically, that the longer you’ve taken testosterone the more likely you are to get the intense chest pressure and the arm pain, versus the upper back pressure and shortness of breath. Obviously I am not a doctor myself, consult your own health care provider, etc. Reblogging this comment because this is the FIRST TIME I’ve ever seen someone address what XYZ medical condition would look like in trans patients. Also this is partly why my great-grandma died: the (male) doctor dismissed her heart attack as basically indigestion, because she didn’t have the typical male symptoms. Oh my God someone was able to answer the trans patient question!

solarpunkarchivist:

sanscarte:

branwyn-says:

lifehacksthatwork:
Signs of a heart attack are different for each gender yet we only really teach the male warning signs. Make sure you’re aware of both and spread it to as many other women as possible!
EVERY SINGLE TIME I HAVE TAKEN A CPR CLASS I have had to be that person who points out that the training videos ALWAYS frame the “male” symptoms as the default universal heart attack experience, while the “female” symptoms are framed as though they’re a deviation from the norm, rather than the primary symptom set that cis women experience.
ALSO: I just showed this post to my roommate, who is an MD at a clinic that specializes in care for the LGBT community in the Baltimore area. I asked her whether hormones were responsible for the difference in the “male/female” symptom arrays. I asked how that would apply to her trans patients (which, she treats a LOT of trans patients). She said, basically, that the longer you’ve taken testosterone the more likely you are to get the intense chest pressure and the arm pain, versus the upper back pressure and shortness of breath.
Obviously I am not a doctor myself, consult your own health care provider, etc.

Reblogging this comment because this is the FIRST TIME I’ve ever seen someone address what XYZ medical condition would look like in trans patients. Also this is partly why my great-grandma died: the (male) doctor dismissed her heart attack as basically indigestion, because she didn’t have the typical male symptoms.

Oh my God someone was able to answer the trans patient question!
: Heart Attack Warning Signs
A guide to better understand heart attack warning signs
from Marshfield Clinic & Shine3bs
Women
Lightheadedness
or dizziness
Men
Cold sweat or nausea
Upper back pressure
Chest pressure
or pain
Chest pressure
Shortness of breath
Shortness of breath
Pain in one or both
arms, the back, neck,
jaw or stomach
Pain in one or both
arms, the back, neck
jaw or stomach
Fainting or
extreme fatigue
If you have any of these
5
symptoms for more than
5 minutes and are unsure of
Women might not experience the chest
pain that is often noted as the most
common sign of heart attack.
the cause, call 9-1-1.
Treatments work best if given
Some women who have had heart
within 1 hour of when heart
attacks say they thought they had the
symptoms associated with the flu
attack symptoms begin.
Experts at
Heart
Marshfield Clinic
solarpunkarchivist:

sanscarte:

branwyn-says:

lifehacksthatwork:
Signs of a heart attack are different for each gender yet we only really teach the male warning signs. Make sure you’re aware of both and spread it to as many other women as possible!
EVERY SINGLE TIME I HAVE TAKEN A CPR CLASS I have had to be that person who points out that the training videos ALWAYS frame the “male” symptoms as the default universal heart attack experience, while the “female” symptoms are framed as though they’re a deviation from the norm, rather than the primary symptom set that cis women experience.
ALSO: I just showed this post to my roommate, who is an MD at a clinic that specializes in care for the LGBT community in the Baltimore area. I asked her whether hormones were responsible for the difference in the “male/female” symptom arrays. I asked how that would apply to her trans patients (which, she treats a LOT of trans patients). She said, basically, that the longer you’ve taken testosterone the more likely you are to get the intense chest pressure and the arm pain, versus the upper back pressure and shortness of breath.
Obviously I am not a doctor myself, consult your own health care provider, etc.

Reblogging this comment because this is the FIRST TIME I’ve ever seen someone address what XYZ medical condition would look like in trans patients. Also this is partly why my great-grandma died: the (male) doctor dismissed her heart attack as basically indigestion, because she didn’t have the typical male symptoms.

Oh my God someone was able to answer the trans patient question!

solarpunkarchivist:

sanscarte:

branwyn-says:

lifehacksthatwork:
Signs of a heart attack are different for each gender yet we only really teach the male warning signs. Make sure you’re aware of both and spread it to as many other women as possible!
EVERY SINGLE TIME I HAVE TAKEN A CPR CLASS I have had to be that person who points out that the training videos ALWAYS frame the “male” symptoms as the default universal heart attack experience, while the “female” symptoms are framed as though they’re a deviation from the norm, rather than the primary symptom set that cis women experience.
ALSO: I just showed this post to my roommate, who is an MD at a clinic that specializes in care for the LGBT community in the Baltimore area. I asked her whether hormones were responsible for the difference in the “male/female” symptom arrays. I asked how that would apply to her trans patients (which, she treats a LOT of trans patients). She said, basically, that the longer you’ve taken testosterone the more likely you are to get the intense chest pressure and the arm pain, versus the upper back pressure and shortness of breath.
Obviously I am not a doctor myself, consult your own health care provider, etc.

Reblogging this comment because this is the FIRST TIME I’ve ever seen someone address what XYZ medical condition would look like in trans patients. Also this is partly why my great-grandma died: the (male) doctor dismissed her heart attack as basically indigestion, because she didn’t have the typical male symptoms.

Oh my God someone was able to answer the trans patient question!
: Heart Attack Warning Signs
A guide to better understand heart attack warning signs
from Marshfield Clinic & Shine3bs
Women
Lightheadedness
or dizziness
Men
Cold sweat or nausea
Upper back pressure
Chest pressure
or pain
Chest pressure
Shortness of breath
Shortness of breath
Pain in one or both
arms, the back, neck,
jaw or stomach
Pain in one or both
arms, the back, neck
jaw or stomach
Fainting or
extreme fatigue
If you have any of these
5
symptoms for more than
5 minutes and are unsure of
Women might not experience the chest
pain that is often noted as the most
common sign of heart attack.
the cause, call 9-1-1.
Treatments work best if given
Some women who have had heart
within 1 hour of when heart
attacks say they thought they had the
symptoms associated with the flu
attack symptoms begin.
Experts at
Heart
Marshfield Clinic
solarpunkarchivist:

sanscarte:

branwyn-says:

lifehacksthatwork:
Signs of a heart attack are different for each gender yet we only really teach the male warning signs. Make sure you’re aware of both and spread it to as many other women as possible!
EVERY SINGLE TIME I HAVE TAKEN A CPR CLASS I have had to be that person who points out that the training videos ALWAYS frame the “male” symptoms as the default universal heart attack experience, while the “female” symptoms are framed as though they’re a deviation from the norm, rather than the primary symptom set that cis women experience.
ALSO: I just showed this post to my roommate, who is an MD at a clinic that specializes in care for the LGBT community in the Baltimore area. I asked her whether hormones were responsible for the difference in the “male/female” symptom arrays. I asked how that would apply to her trans patients (which, she treats a LOT of trans patients). She said, basically, that the longer you’ve taken testosterone the more likely you are to get the intense chest pressure and the arm pain, versus the upper back pressure and shortness of breath.
Obviously I am not a doctor myself, consult your own health care provider, etc.

Reblogging this comment because this is the FIRST TIME I’ve ever seen someone address what XYZ medical condition would look like in trans patients. Also this is partly why my great-grandma died: the (male) doctor dismissed her heart attack as basically indigestion, because she didn’t have the typical male symptoms.

Oh my God someone was able to answer the trans patient question!

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Clever professor: Image Credit: Wikimedia Commons The Orgone Accumulator was a device sold in the 1950s. Its inventor claimed it allowed a person sitting inside to attract orgone, a massless "healing energy." When the FDA was investigating the device, they noted that one purchaser, a college professor, knew it was "phony" but found it "helpful because his wife sat quietly in it for four hours every day." Clever professor

Clever professor: Image Credit: Wikimedia Commons
The Orgone Accumulator was a device sold in the 1950s. Its
inventor claimed it allowed a person sitting inside to attract
orgone, a massless "healing energy." When the FDA was
investigating the device, they noted that one purchaser, a
college professor, knew it was "phony" but found it "helpful
because his wife sat quietly in it for four hours every day."
Clever professor

Clever professor: Image Credit: Wikimedia Commons
The Orgone Accumulator was a device sold in the 1950s. Its
inventor claimed it allowed a person sitting inside to attract
orgone, a massless "healing energy." When the FDA was
investigating the device, they noted that one purchaser, a
college professor, knew it was "phony" but found it "helpful
because his wife sat quietly in it for four hours every day."
Clever professor

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Clever professor: Image Credit: Wikimedia Commons The Orgone Accumulator was a device sold in the 1950s. Its inventor claimed it allowed a person sitting inside to attract orgone, a massless "healing energy." When the FDA was investigating the device, they noted that one purchaser, a college professor, knew it was "phony" but found it "helpful because his wife sat quietly in it for four hours every day." Clever professor

Clever professor: Image Credit: Wikimedia Commons
The Orgone Accumulator was a device sold in the 1950s. Its
inventor claimed it allowed a person sitting inside to attract
orgone, a massless "healing energy." When the FDA was
investigating the device, they noted that one purchaser, a
college professor, knew it was "phony" but found it "helpful
because his wife sat quietly in it for four hours every day."
Clever professor

Clever professor: Image Credit: Wikimedia Commons
The Orgone Accumulator was a device sold in the 1950s. Its
inventor claimed it allowed a person sitting inside to attract
orgone, a massless "healing energy." When the FDA was
investigating the device, they noted that one purchaser, a
college professor, knew it was "phony" but found it "helpful
because his wife sat quietly in it for four hours every day."
Clever professor

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scots-dragon: vulgarweed: slumberprince: if this 5000 year old tree isn’t too old to realize that its trans neither are you reblog if you support transgender Ents. TransgENTer : UK's oldest tree is undergoing sex change, botanists say The Fortingall Yew in Perthshire has always been recorded as male but has started sprouting berries-something only female yew trees do The Fortingall Yew is thought to be up to 5,000 years old Photograph: Alamy The UK's oldest tree, thought to be up to 5,000 years old, is undergoing a "sex change" Records have always noted the Fortingall Yew in Perthshire as a male tree but it has recently started sprouting berries - something only female yew trees do. Experts at the Royal Botanic Garden in Edinburgh spotted three berries on a high branch off the trae located in the churchvard of tho village of Fortinaall scots-dragon: vulgarweed: slumberprince: if this 5000 year old tree isn’t too old to realize that its trans neither are you reblog if you support transgender Ents. TransgENTer

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TransgENTer
: UK's oldest tree is undergoing sex
change, botanists say
The Fortingall Yew in Perthshire has always been recorded as male but has
started sprouting berries-something only female yew trees do
The Fortingall Yew is thought to be up to 5,000 years old Photograph: Alamy
The UK's oldest tree, thought to be up to 5,000 years old, is undergoing a "sex
change"
Records have always noted the Fortingall Yew in Perthshire as a male tree but it
has recently started sprouting berries - something only female yew trees do.
Experts at the Royal Botanic Garden in Edinburgh spotted three berries on a high
branch off the trae located in the churchvard of tho village of Fortinaall
scots-dragon:
vulgarweed:

slumberprince:

if this 5000 year old tree isn’t too old to realize that its trans neither are you

reblog if you support transgender Ents.

TransgENTer

scots-dragon:
vulgarweed:

slumberprince:

if this 5000 year old tree isn’t too old to realize that its trans neither are you

reblog if you support transgender Ents.

TransgENTer
: UK's oldest tree is undergoing sex
change, botanists say
The Fortingall Yew in Perthshire has always been recorded as male but has
started sprouting berries-something only female yew trees do
The Fortingall Yew is thought to be up to 5,000 years old Photograph: Alamy
The UK's oldest tree, thought to be up to 5,000 years old, is undergoing a "sex
change"
Records have always noted the Fortingall Yew in Perthshire as a male tree but it
has recently started sprouting berries - something only female yew trees do.
Experts at the Royal Botanic Garden in Edinburgh spotted three berries on a high
branch off the trae located in the churchvard of tho village of Fortinaall
scots-dragon:
vulgarweed:

slumberprince:

if this 5000 year old tree isn’t too old to realize that its trans neither are you

reblog if you support transgender Ents.

TransgENTer

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spaceconveyor: feelingbluepolitics: feelingbluepolitics: catbirdseat4u: ➣ Go HERE for the dirt — There’s plenty. Highest recommendation. https://theintercept.com/2019/08/27/amazon-rainforest-fire-blackstone/ “The companies have wrested control of land, deforested it, and helped build a controversial highway to their new terminal in the one-time jungle, all to facilitate the cultivation and export of grain and soybeans.” “Schwarzman, a founder of Blackstone, owns roughly a fifth of the company, making him one of the world’s richest men. In 2018, he was paid at least $568 million, which was, in fact, a drop from the $786 million he made the year before. He has been generous toward McConnell and [t]rump with that wealth. In 2016, he gave $2.5 million to the Senate Leadership Fund, McConnell’s Super PAC and put Jim Breyer, McConnell’s billionaire brother-in-law, on the board of Blackstone. Two years later, Schwarzman kicked in $8 million to McConnell’s Super PAC. “Blackstone employees have given well over $10 million to McConnell and his Super PAC over the years, making them the biggest source of direct financing over McConnell’s career. McConnell’s Senate campaign declined to comment. “Schwarzman is a close friend and adviser to [t]rump, and served as the chair of his Strategic and Policy Forum until it fell apart in the wake of the Charlottesville neo-Nazi rally, in which [t]rump famously praised 'very fine people, on both sides.’ In December 2017, as the final details of the GOP tax cut were being ironed out, Schwarzman hosted a $100,000-a-plate fundraiser for [t]rump. Some of [trump’s] dinner companions complained about the tax bill, and days later, [t]rump slashed the top percentage rate in the final package from 39.6 to 37. …"Bolsonaro has plans to pave significantly more roads in the Amazon that have otherwise been impassable much of the year, a project made feasible by international financing. …"Of course, Hidrovias is also involved in paving B.R.-163 and other development projects in the region. Those projects, such as the paving of the highway, have additional indirect — though entirely predictable — consequences, as they spur side roads that make previously difficult-to-reach areas of the Amazon accessible for mining, logging, or further deforestation. …"A Blackstone spokesperson noted that the fund only owns 9.3 percent* of Hidrovias. But that ignores the 55.8 percent of Hidrovias that is owned by Pátria Investimentos. On Hidrovias’s website, Pátria is described as a company ‘in partnership with Blackstone,’ and it is known in the financial industry to be a Blackstone company.” *Pay no attention to claimed percentages of ownership. What goes on behind ownership curtains is fluidly incestuous. For example, from April 2019: Blackstone Transfers 35% Stake in Brazil’s Alphaville Urbanismo to Pátria (em português) “Blackstone transferred its 35% stake in Brazilian real estate developer Alphaville Urbanismo to its partner Pátria Investimentos. Blackstone and Pátria originally invested R$1.4b in June 2013 for a 70% stake in the company. The two firms formed a partnership in 2010 and Blackstone retains a 40% stake in Pátria.” —– Keep in mind, It’s not like this graft flows directly, or just one way. Trump USDA is paying millions to a shady Brazilian meatpacking company under DOJ, SEC investigation Brazil Subsidiary Hoovers Up $62 Million In Trump Trade War Aid Intended For Farmers Every American farmer who has lost their Chinese market for soybeans – all of them – should be wondering how it was that trump “woke up” one morning with his idea of a trade war with China. Had his close friend Schwartzman told trump the Brazilian road and terminal were ready? There is no question that the Amazon rainforest is burning right now to open new farm land in order to meet China’s soybean market. I wanted Blackstone to get fucked prior to this, now…now I want them to SUFFER. : Jason Hickel @jasonhickel This story is a real bombshell. Reporter Ryan Grim reveals that one of the biggest culprits of Amazon destruction is a US company, Blackstone, whose CEO is close friends with Trump and bankrolls the US Senate leader Republican Mitch McConnell A Top Financier of Trump and McConnell Is a Driving Force Behind Amazo... Steve Schwarzman is the CEO of the Blackstone Group, which partially owns a Brazilian firm that is helping transform the Amazon from jungle to ... theintercept.com 3:27 AM Aug 28, 2019 Twitter Web App 6.5K Likes 6K Retweets spaceconveyor: feelingbluepolitics: feelingbluepolitics: catbirdseat4u: ➣ Go HERE for the dirt — There’s plenty. Highest recommendation. https://theintercept.com/2019/08/27/amazon-rainforest-fire-blackstone/ “The companies have wrested control of land, deforested it, and helped build a controversial highway to their new terminal in the one-time jungle, all to facilitate the cultivation and export of grain and soybeans.” “Schwarzman, a founder of Blackstone, owns roughly a fifth of the company, making him one of the world’s richest men. In 2018, he was paid at least $568 million, which was, in fact, a drop from the $786 million he made the year before. He has been generous toward McConnell and [t]rump with that wealth. In 2016, he gave $2.5 million to the Senate Leadership Fund, McConnell’s Super PAC and put Jim Breyer, McConnell’s billionaire brother-in-law, on the board of Blackstone. Two years later, Schwarzman kicked in $8 million to McConnell’s Super PAC. “Blackstone employees have given well over $10 million to McConnell and his Super PAC over the years, making them the biggest source of direct financing over McConnell’s career. McConnell’s Senate campaign declined to comment. “Schwarzman is a close friend and adviser to [t]rump, and served as the chair of his Strategic and Policy Forum until it fell apart in the wake of the Charlottesville neo-Nazi rally, in which [t]rump famously praised 'very fine people, on both sides.’ In December 2017, as the final details of the GOP tax cut were being ironed out, Schwarzman hosted a $100,000-a-plate fundraiser for [t]rump. Some of [trump’s] dinner companions complained about the tax bill, and days later, [t]rump slashed the top percentage rate in the final package from 39.6 to 37. …"Bolsonaro has plans to pave significantly more roads in the Amazon that have otherwise been impassable much of the year, a project made feasible by international financing. …"Of course, Hidrovias is also involved in paving B.R.-163 and other development projects in the region. Those projects, such as the paving of the highway, have additional indirect — though entirely predictable — consequences, as they spur side roads that make previously difficult-to-reach areas of the Amazon accessible for mining, logging, or further deforestation. …"A Blackstone spokesperson noted that the fund only owns 9.3 percent* of Hidrovias. But that ignores the 55.8 percent of Hidrovias that is owned by Pátria Investimentos. On Hidrovias’s website, Pátria is described as a company ‘in partnership with Blackstone,’ and it is known in the financial industry to be a Blackstone company.” *Pay no attention to claimed percentages of ownership. What goes on behind ownership curtains is fluidly incestuous. For example, from April 2019: Blackstone Transfers 35% Stake in Brazil’s Alphaville Urbanismo to Pátria (em português) “Blackstone transferred its 35% stake in Brazilian real estate developer Alphaville Urbanismo to its partner Pátria Investimentos. Blackstone and Pátria originally invested R$1.4b in June 2013 for a 70% stake in the company. The two firms formed a partnership in 2010 and Blackstone retains a 40% stake in Pátria.” —– Keep in mind, It’s not like this graft flows directly, or just one way. Trump USDA is paying millions to a shady Brazilian meatpacking company under DOJ, SEC investigation Brazil Subsidiary Hoovers Up $62 Million In Trump Trade War Aid Intended For Farmers Every American farmer who has lost their Chinese market for soybeans – all of them – should be wondering how it was that trump “woke up” one morning with his idea of a trade war with China. Had his close friend Schwartzman told trump the Brazilian road and terminal were ready? There is no question that the Amazon rainforest is burning right now to open new farm land in order to meet China’s soybean market. I wanted Blackstone to get fucked prior to this, now…now I want them to SUFFER.

spaceconveyor:

feelingbluepolitics:

feelingbluepolitics:

catbirdseat4u:
➣ Go HERE for the dirt — There’s plenty.
Highest recommendation.
https://theintercept.com/2019/08/27/amazon-rainforest-fire-blackstone/
“The companies have wrested control of land, deforested it, and helped build a controversial highway to their new terminal in the one-time jungle, all to facilitate the cultivation and export of grain and soybeans.”
“Schwarzman, a founder of Blackstone, owns roughly a fifth of the company, making him one of the world’s richest men. In 2018, he was paid at least $568 million, which was, in fact, a drop from the $786 million he made the year before. He has been generous toward McConnell and [t]rump with that wealth. In 2016, he gave $2.5 million to the Senate Leadership Fund, McConnell’s Super PAC and put Jim Breyer, McConnell’s billionaire brother-in-law, on the board of Blackstone. Two years later, Schwarzman kicked in $8 million to McConnell’s Super PAC.
“Blackstone employees have given well over $10 million to McConnell and his Super PAC over the years, making them the biggest source of direct financing over McConnell’s career. McConnell’s Senate campaign declined to comment.
“Schwarzman is a close friend and adviser to [t]rump, and served as the chair of his Strategic and Policy Forum until it fell apart in the wake of the Charlottesville neo-Nazi rally, in which [t]rump famously praised 'very fine people, on both sides.’ In December 2017, as the final details of the GOP tax cut were being ironed out, Schwarzman hosted a $100,000-a-plate fundraiser for [t]rump. Some of [trump’s] dinner companions complained about the tax bill, and days later, [t]rump slashed the top percentage rate in the final package from 39.6 to 37.
…"Bolsonaro has plans to pave significantly more roads in the Amazon that have otherwise been impassable much of the year, a project made feasible by international financing.
…"Of course, Hidrovias is also involved in paving B.R.-163 and other development projects in the region. Those projects, such as the paving of the highway, have additional indirect — though entirely predictable — consequences, as they spur side roads that make previously difficult-to-reach areas of the Amazon accessible for mining, logging, or further deforestation.
…"A Blackstone spokesperson noted that the fund only owns 9.3 percent* of Hidrovias. But that ignores the 55.8 percent of Hidrovias that is owned by Pátria Investimentos. On Hidrovias’s website, Pátria is described as a company ‘in partnership with Blackstone,’ and it is known in the financial industry to be a Blackstone company.”
*Pay no attention to claimed percentages of ownership. What goes on behind ownership curtains is fluidly incestuous. For example, from April 2019:
Blackstone Transfers 35% Stake in Brazil’s Alphaville Urbanismo to Pátria (em português)
“Blackstone transferred its 35% stake in Brazilian real estate developer Alphaville Urbanismo to its partner Pátria Investimentos. Blackstone and Pátria originally invested R$1.4b in June 2013 for a 70% stake in the company. The two firms formed a partnership in 2010 and Blackstone retains a 40% stake in Pátria.”
—–
Keep in mind,
It’s not like this graft flows directly, or just one way.
Trump USDA is paying millions to a shady Brazilian meatpacking company under DOJ, SEC investigation
Brazil Subsidiary Hoovers Up $62 Million In Trump Trade War Aid Intended For Farmers

Every American farmer who has lost their Chinese market for soybeans – all of them – should be wondering how it was that trump “woke up” one morning with his idea of a trade war with China. Had his close friend Schwartzman told trump the Brazilian road and terminal were ready?
There is no question that the Amazon rainforest is burning right now to open new farm land in order to meet China’s soybean market.

I wanted Blackstone to get fucked prior to this, now…now I want them to
SUFFER.
: Jason Hickel
@jasonhickel
This story is a real bombshell. Reporter Ryan Grim
reveals that one of the biggest culprits of Amazon
destruction is a US company, Blackstone, whose CEO
is close friends with Trump and bankrolls the US
Senate leader Republican Mitch McConnell
A Top Financier of Trump and McConnell Is a Driving Force Behind Amazo...
Steve Schwarzman is the CEO of the Blackstone Group, which partially owns
a Brazilian firm that is helping transform the Amazon from jungle to ...
theintercept.com
3:27 AM Aug 28, 2019 Twitter Web App
6.5K Likes
6K Retweets
spaceconveyor:

feelingbluepolitics:

feelingbluepolitics:

catbirdseat4u:
➣ Go HERE for the dirt — There’s plenty.
Highest recommendation.
https://theintercept.com/2019/08/27/amazon-rainforest-fire-blackstone/
“The companies have wrested control of land, deforested it, and helped build a controversial highway to their new terminal in the one-time jungle, all to facilitate the cultivation and export of grain and soybeans.”
“Schwarzman, a founder of Blackstone, owns roughly a fifth of the company, making him one of the world’s richest men. In 2018, he was paid at least $568 million, which was, in fact, a drop from the $786 million he made the year before. He has been generous toward McConnell and [t]rump with that wealth. In 2016, he gave $2.5 million to the Senate Leadership Fund, McConnell’s Super PAC and put Jim Breyer, McConnell’s billionaire brother-in-law, on the board of Blackstone. Two years later, Schwarzman kicked in $8 million to McConnell’s Super PAC.
“Blackstone employees have given well over $10 million to McConnell and his Super PAC over the years, making them the biggest source of direct financing over McConnell’s career. McConnell’s Senate campaign declined to comment.
“Schwarzman is a close friend and adviser to [t]rump, and served as the chair of his Strategic and Policy Forum until it fell apart in the wake of the Charlottesville neo-Nazi rally, in which [t]rump famously praised 'very fine people, on both sides.’ In December 2017, as the final details of the GOP tax cut were being ironed out, Schwarzman hosted a $100,000-a-plate fundraiser for [t]rump. Some of [trump’s] dinner companions complained about the tax bill, and days later, [t]rump slashed the top percentage rate in the final package from 39.6 to 37.
…"Bolsonaro has plans to pave significantly more roads in the Amazon that have otherwise been impassable much of the year, a project made feasible by international financing.
…"Of course, Hidrovias is also involved in paving B.R.-163 and other development projects in the region. Those projects, such as the paving of the highway, have additional indirect — though entirely predictable — consequences, as they spur side roads that make previously difficult-to-reach areas of the Amazon accessible for mining, logging, or further deforestation.
…"A Blackstone spokesperson noted that the fund only owns 9.3 percent* of Hidrovias. But that ignores the 55.8 percent of Hidrovias that is owned by Pátria Investimentos. On Hidrovias’s website, Pátria is described as a company ‘in partnership with Blackstone,’ and it is known in the financial industry to be a Blackstone company.”
*Pay no attention to claimed percentages of ownership. What goes on behind ownership curtains is fluidly incestuous. For example, from April 2019:
Blackstone Transfers 35% Stake in Brazil’s Alphaville Urbanismo to Pátria (em português)
“Blackstone transferred its 35% stake in Brazilian real estate developer Alphaville Urbanismo to its partner Pátria Investimentos. Blackstone and Pátria originally invested R$1.4b in June 2013 for a 70% stake in the company. The two firms formed a partnership in 2010 and Blackstone retains a 40% stake in Pátria.”
—–
Keep in mind,
It’s not like this graft flows directly, or just one way.
Trump USDA is paying millions to a shady Brazilian meatpacking company under DOJ, SEC investigation
Brazil Subsidiary Hoovers Up $62 Million In Trump Trade War Aid Intended For Farmers

Every American farmer who has lost their Chinese market for soybeans – all of them – should be wondering how it was that trump “woke up” one morning with his idea of a trade war with China. Had his close friend Schwartzman told trump the Brazilian road and terminal were ready?
There is no question that the Amazon rainforest is burning right now to open new farm land in order to meet China’s soybean market.

I wanted Blackstone to get fucked prior to this, now…now I want them to
SUFFER.

spaceconveyor:

feelingbluepolitics:

feelingbluepolitics:

catbirdseat4u:
➣ Go HERE for the dirt — There’s plenty.
Highest recommendation.
https://theintercept.com/2019/08/27/amazon-rainforest-fire-blackstone/
“The companies have wrested control of land, deforested it, and helped build a controversial highway to their new terminal in the one-time jungle, all to facilitate the cultivation and export of grain and soybeans.”
“Schwarzman, a founder of Blackstone, owns roughly a fifth of the company, making him one of the world’s richest men. In 2018, he was paid at least $568 million, which was, in fact, a drop from the $786 million he made the year before. He has been generous toward McConnell and [t]rump with that wealth. In 2016, he gave $2.5 million to the Senate Leadership Fund, McConnell’s Super PAC and put Jim Breyer, McConnell’s billionaire brother-in-law, on the board of Blackstone. Two years later, Schwarzman kicked in $8 million to McConnell’s Super PAC.
“Blackstone employees have given well over $10 million to McConnell and his Super PAC over the years, making them the biggest source of direct financing over McConnell’s career. McConnell’s Senate campaign declined to comment.
“Schwarzman is a close friend and adviser to [t]rump, and served as the chair of his Strategic and Policy Forum until it fell apart in the wake of the Charlottesville neo-Nazi rally, in which [t]rump famously praised 'very fine people, on both sides.’ In December 2017, as the final details of the GOP tax cut were being ironed out, Schwarzman hosted a $100,000-a-plate fundraiser for [t]rump. Some of [trump’s] dinner companions complained about the tax bill, and days later, [t]rump slashed the top percentage rate in the final package from 39.6 to 37.
…"Bolsonaro has plans to pave significantly more roads in the Amazon that have otherwise been impassable much of the year, a project made feasible by international financing.
…"Of course, Hidrovias is also involved in paving B.R.-163 and other development projects in the region. Those projects, such as the paving of the highway, have additional indirect — though entirely predictable — consequences, as they spur side roads that make previously difficult-to-reach areas of the Amazon accessible for mining, logging, or further deforestation.
…"A Blackstone spokesperson noted that the fund only owns 9.3 percent* of Hidrovias. But that ignores the 55.8 percent of Hidrovias that is owned by Pátria Investimentos. On Hidrovias’s website, Pátria is described as a company ‘in partnership with Blackstone,’ and it is known in the financial industry to be a Blackstone company.”
*Pay no attention to claimed percentages of ownership. What goes on behind ownership curtains is fluidly incestuous. For example, from April 2019:
Blackstone Transfers 35% Stake in Brazil’s Alphaville Urbanismo to Pátria (em português)
“Blackstone transferred its 35% stake in Brazilian real estate developer Alphaville Urbanismo to its partner Pátria Investimentos. Blackstone and Pátria originally invested R$1.4b in June 2013 for a 70% stake in the company. The two firms formed a partnership in 2010 and Blackstone retains a 40% stake in Pátria.”
—–
Keep in mind,
It’s not like this graft flows directly, or just one way.
Trump USDA is paying millions to a shady Brazilian meatpacking company under DOJ, SEC investigation
Brazil Subsidiary Hoovers Up $62 Million In Trump Trade War Aid Intended For Farmers

Every American farmer who has lost their Chinese market for soybeans – all of them – should be wondering how it was that trump “woke up” one morning with his idea of a trade war with China. Had his close friend Schwartzman told trump the Brazilian road and terminal were ready?
There is no question that the Amazon rainforest is burning right now to open new farm land in order to meet China’s soybean market.

I wanted Blackstone to get fucked prior to this, now…now I want them to
SUFFER.
: Jason Hickel
@jasonhickel
This story is a real bombshell. Reporter Ryan Grim
reveals that one of the biggest culprits of Amazon
destruction is a US company, Blackstone, whose CEO
is close friends with Trump and bankrolls the US
Senate leader Republican Mitch McConnell
A Top Financier of Trump and McConnell Is a Driving Force Behind Amazo...
Steve Schwarzman is the CEO of the Blackstone Group, which partially owns
a Brazilian firm that is helping transform the Amazon from jungle to ...
theintercept.com
3:27 AM Aug 28, 2019 Twitter Web App
6.5K Likes
6K Retweets
spaceconveyor:

feelingbluepolitics:

feelingbluepolitics:

catbirdseat4u:
➣ Go HERE for the dirt — There’s plenty.
Highest recommendation.
https://theintercept.com/2019/08/27/amazon-rainforest-fire-blackstone/
“The companies have wrested control of land, deforested it, and helped build a controversial highway to their new terminal in the one-time jungle, all to facilitate the cultivation and export of grain and soybeans.”
“Schwarzman, a founder of Blackstone, owns roughly a fifth of the company, making him one of the world’s richest men. In 2018, he was paid at least $568 million, which was, in fact, a drop from the $786 million he made the year before. He has been generous toward McConnell and [t]rump with that wealth. In 2016, he gave $2.5 million to the Senate Leadership Fund, McConnell’s Super PAC and put Jim Breyer, McConnell’s billionaire brother-in-law, on the board of Blackstone. Two years later, Schwarzman kicked in $8 million to McConnell’s Super PAC.
“Blackstone employees have given well over $10 million to McConnell and his Super PAC over the years, making them the biggest source of direct financing over McConnell’s career. McConnell’s Senate campaign declined to comment.
“Schwarzman is a close friend and adviser to [t]rump, and served as the chair of his Strategic and Policy Forum until it fell apart in the wake of the Charlottesville neo-Nazi rally, in which [t]rump famously praised 'very fine people, on both sides.’ In December 2017, as the final details of the GOP tax cut were being ironed out, Schwarzman hosted a $100,000-a-plate fundraiser for [t]rump. Some of [trump’s] dinner companions complained about the tax bill, and days later, [t]rump slashed the top percentage rate in the final package from 39.6 to 37.
…"Bolsonaro has plans to pave significantly more roads in the Amazon that have otherwise been impassable much of the year, a project made feasible by international financing.
…"Of course, Hidrovias is also involved in paving B.R.-163 and other development projects in the region. Those projects, such as the paving of the highway, have additional indirect — though entirely predictable — consequences, as they spur side roads that make previously difficult-to-reach areas of the Amazon accessible for mining, logging, or further deforestation.
…"A Blackstone spokesperson noted that the fund only owns 9.3 percent* of Hidrovias. But that ignores the 55.8 percent of Hidrovias that is owned by Pátria Investimentos. On Hidrovias’s website, Pátria is described as a company ‘in partnership with Blackstone,’ and it is known in the financial industry to be a Blackstone company.”
*Pay no attention to claimed percentages of ownership. What goes on behind ownership curtains is fluidly incestuous. For example, from April 2019:
Blackstone Transfers 35% Stake in Brazil’s Alphaville Urbanismo to Pátria (em português)
“Blackstone transferred its 35% stake in Brazilian real estate developer Alphaville Urbanismo to its partner Pátria Investimentos. Blackstone and Pátria originally invested R$1.4b in June 2013 for a 70% stake in the company. The two firms formed a partnership in 2010 and Blackstone retains a 40% stake in Pátria.”
—–
Keep in mind,
It’s not like this graft flows directly, or just one way.
Trump USDA is paying millions to a shady Brazilian meatpacking company under DOJ, SEC investigation
Brazil Subsidiary Hoovers Up $62 Million In Trump Trade War Aid Intended For Farmers

Every American farmer who has lost their Chinese market for soybeans – all of them – should be wondering how it was that trump “woke up” one morning with his idea of a trade war with China. Had his close friend Schwartzman told trump the Brazilian road and terminal were ready?
There is no question that the Amazon rainforest is burning right now to open new farm land in order to meet China’s soybean market.

I wanted Blackstone to get fucked prior to this, now…now I want them to
SUFFER.

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Men talking about the women they love: GrizFyrFyter1 102d
My wife never finished a cup of coffee or a cup of tea if
didn't make it for her.
.
I asked about it t once and her response was "it just
taste better when you make it".
Always makes me feel better seeing an empty cup.
the_dapper_minion 102d
I often come to bed after her, and she's a pretty heavy
sleeper. Without fail, I'll get settled in to bed and she
does what I call the reach. Where she'll start swatting
around to find me. Once a body part is located she
attempts to crawl into my skin. All while asleep. Lol
most nights I just lay there and kinda chuckle. It's the
little things.
Mitz_Fitz 103d
Destroyed my knee a couple years ago in a dirt bike
accident. On the bad days she will rub balm on it and
lightly sing to me. Soothes all the anger and pain I have.
God I'm lucky. Thanks for reminding me
wardog1066 102d
3 1 Award
Not so grand as some of the gestures noted here, but
when my wife and I go shopping and get separated we
will find each other again and she always smiles when
she sees me. Sometimes I'll wander off just so we can
bump into each other and I get to see that smile. I've
never told her this for fear she will become aware of it
and stop.28 years and she still smiles when she sees
me. I get misty if I think too hard about it.
Men talking about the women they love

Men talking about the women they love: GrizFyrFyter1 102d
My wife never finished a cup of coffee or a cup of tea if
didn't make it for her.
.
I asked about it t once and her response was "it just
taste better when you make it".
Always makes me feel better seeing an empty cup.
the_dapper_minion 102d
I often come to bed after her, and she's a pretty heavy
sleeper. Without fail, I'll get settled in to bed and she
does what I call the reach. Where she'll start swatting
around to find me. Once a body part is located she
attempts to crawl into my skin. All while asleep. Lol
most nights I just lay there and kinda chuckle. It's the
little things.
Mitz_Fitz 103d
Destroyed my knee a couple years ago in a dirt bike
accident. On the bad days she will rub balm on it and
lightly sing to me. Soothes all the anger and pain I have.
God I'm lucky. Thanks for reminding me
wardog1066 102d
3 1 Award
Not so grand as some of the gestures noted here, but
when my wife and I go shopping and get separated we
will find each other again and she always smiles when
she sees me. Sometimes I'll wander off just so we can
bump into each other and I get to see that smile. I've
never told her this for fear she will become aware of it
and stop.28 years and she still smiles when she sees
me. I get misty if I think too hard about it.
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My wife never finished a cup of coffee or a cup of tea if
didn't make it for her.
.
I asked about it t once and her response was "it just
taste better when you make it".
Always makes me feel better seeing an empty cup.
the_dapper_minion 102d
I often come to bed after her, and she's a pretty heavy
sleeper. Without fail, I'll get settled in to bed and she
does what I call the reach. Where she'll start swatting
around to find me. Once a body part is located she
attempts to crawl into my skin. All while asleep. Lol
most nights I just lay there and kinda chuckle. It's the
little things.
Mitz_Fitz 103d
Destroyed my knee a couple years ago in a dirt bike
accident. On the bad days she will rub balm on it and
lightly sing to me. Soothes all the anger and pain I have.
God I'm lucky. Thanks for reminding me
wardog1066 102d
3 1 Award
Not so grand as some of the gestures noted here, but
when my wife and I go shopping and get separated we
will find each other again and she always smiles when
she sees me. Sometimes I'll wander off just so we can
bump into each other and I get to see that smile. I've
never told her this for fear she will become aware of it
and stop.28 years and she still smiles when she sees
me. I get misty if I think too hard about it.
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Men talking about the women they love via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2ZuCMd2: GrizFyrFyter1 102d
My wife never finished a cup of coffee or a cup of tea if
didn't make it for her.
.
I asked about it t once and her response was "it just
taste better when you make it".
Always makes me feel better seeing an empty cup.
the_dapper_minion 102d
I often come to bed after her, and she's a pretty heavy
sleeper. Without fail, I'll get settled in to bed and she
does what I call the reach. Where she'll start swatting
around to find me. Once a body part is located she
attempts to crawl into my skin. All while asleep. Lol
most nights I just lay there and kinda chuckle. It's the
little things.
Mitz_Fitz 103d
Destroyed my knee a couple years ago in a dirt bike
accident. On the bad days she will rub balm on it and
lightly sing to me. Soothes all the anger and pain I have.
God I'm lucky. Thanks for reminding me
wardog1066 102d
3 1 Award
Not so grand as some of the gestures noted here, but
when my wife and I go shopping and get separated we
will find each other again and she always smiles when
she sees me. Sometimes I'll wander off just so we can
bump into each other and I get to see that smile. I've
never told her this for fear she will become aware of it
and stop.28 years and she still smiles when she sees
me. I get misty if I think too hard about it.
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heir-to-the-diamond-throne:The original tweet is in response to a tweet about Ellen Maud who sought out medical help and was routinely told to just lose weight. She later died of cancer.: o movistar 3G 8:51 AM Tweet it's all ephemera @rhymeswithvery Replying to @rhymeswithvery and @anne_theriault When a doctor dismisses my symptoms, I say I want it noted in my chart - while I wait -- that *they've chosen* not to run any tests. They then run tests. I recommend this approach to anyone facing discrimination instead of diagnostics. (I have 2 autoimmune disorders.) 7/26/18, 8:13 AM 28 Retweets 73 Likes Tweet your reply heir-to-the-diamond-throne:The original tweet is in response to a tweet about Ellen Maud who sought out medical help and was routinely told to just lose weight. She later died of cancer.

heir-to-the-diamond-throne:The original tweet is in response to a tweet about Ellen Maud who sought out medical help and was routinely told to just lose weight. She later died of cancer.: o movistar 3G
8:51 AM
Tweet
it's all ephemera
@rhymeswithvery
Replying to @rhymeswithvery and
@anne_theriault
When a doctor dismisses my
symptoms, I say I want it noted in
my chart - while I wait -- that
*they've chosen* not to run any
tests. They then run tests. I
recommend this approach to
anyone facing discrimination
instead of diagnostics. (I have 2
autoimmune disorders.)
7/26/18, 8:13 AM
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heir-to-the-diamond-throne:The original tweet is in response to a tweet about Ellen Maud who sought out medical help and was routinely told to just lose weight. She later died of cancer.

heir-to-the-diamond-throne:The original tweet is in response to a tweet about Ellen Maud who sought out medical help and was routinely told to just lose weight. She later died of cancer.: o movistar 3G
8:51 AM
Tweet
it's all ephemera
@rhymeswithvery
Replying to @rhymeswithvery and
@anne_theriault
When a doctor dismisses my
symptoms, I say I want it noted in
my chart - while I wait -- that
*they've chosen* not to run any
tests. They then run tests. I
recommend this approach to
anyone facing discrimination
instead of diagnostics. (I have 2
autoimmune disorders.)
7/26/18, 8:13 AM
28 Retweets 73 Likes
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increase in the overall health of their
preemies, volunteers around the world
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God bless to all those volunteer to crochet the octopus ♥️: People are helping premature babies by
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are thought to mimic the feel of an
umbilical cord, and babies who cuddle
an octo are less likely to pull out their
monitors and tubes. When hospitals that
participate in the Octo Project noted an
increase in the overall health of their
preemies, volunteers around the world
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God bless to all those volunteer to crochet the octopus ♥️: People are helping premature babies by crocheting tiny octopuses. The tentacles are thought to mimic the feel of an umbilical cord, and babies who cuddle an octo are less likely to pull out their monitors and tubes. When hospitals that participate in the Octo Project noted an increase in the overall health of their preemies, volunteers around the world began flooding them with donations. RARA God bless to all those volunteer to crochet the octopus ♥️

God bless to all those volunteer to crochet the octopus ♥️: People are helping premature babies by
crocheting tiny octopuses. The tentacles
are thought to mimic the feel of an
umbilical cord, and babies who cuddle
an octo are less likely to pull out their
monitors and tubes. When hospitals that
participate in the Octo Project noted an
increase in the overall health of their
preemies, volunteers around the world
began flooding them with donations.
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God bless to all those volunteer to crochet the octopus ♥️

God bless to all those volunteer to crochet the octopus ♥️: People are helping premature babies by
crocheting tiny octopuses. The tentacles
are thought to mimic the feel of an
umbilical cord, and babies who cuddle
an octo are less likely to pull out their
monitors and tubes. When hospitals that
participate in the Octo Project noted an
increase in the overall health of their
preemies, volunteers around the world
began flooding them with donations.
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This shit lit as Fuck Lmaooo0000
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St. Louis Blues
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Welcome to Hockey Twitter & #stlblues
fandom, @soloucity! Want to check out
Game 3 live? It's on us!
#WeAllBleedBlue
Tony X. soloucity
Rams left me.
@StLouisBlues saved me
0- twitter.com/DeionGottaSTFU...
Falowing
esoloucity I think you oo my 91
#NHL17Tarasenko #NHL17CoverVote
TARASENKO
91
@soloucity I can sign your jersey of get you hew
fan
#NHL17CoverVote #NHL17CoverVote
Tony X
@soloucity
It's not cold
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references
St. Louis Blues
@StLouisBlues
Looks like @soloucity is enjoying his
first hockey game. #WeAllBleedBlue
#stlblues
St. Louis Blues Retweeted
Tony X.
@soloucity
Game was amazing
#LGB. I
need sleep!!!
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White people been hiding hockey from
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3h
t3 10.1K
13.1K
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Tony X. @soloucity
This shit lit as Fuck Lmaooo0000
13 177
tYou Retweeted
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2h
The goalie just said Fuck it and left?
t3 1,366
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13 522
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St. Louis Blues
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Welcome to Hockey Twitter & #stlblues
fandom, @soloucity! Want to check out
Game 3 live? It's on us!
#WeAllBleedBlue
Tony X. soloucity
Rams left me.
@StLouisBlues saved me
0- twitter.com/DeionGottaSTFU...
Falowing
esoloucity I think you oo my 91
#NHL17Tarasenko #NHL17CoverVote
TARASENKO
91
@soloucity I can sign your jersey of get you hew
fan
#NHL17CoverVote #NHL17CoverVote
Tony X
@soloucity
It's not cold
.noted for future
references
St. Louis Blues
@StLouisBlues
Looks like @soloucity is enjoying his
first hockey game. #WeAllBleedBlue
#stlblues
St. Louis Blues Retweeted
Tony X.
@soloucity
Game was amazing
#LGB. I
need sleep!!!
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awesomacious: Wholesome_hockey: t3 You Retweeted Tony X.soloucity White people been hiding hockey from us for years bruh. This shit lit 3h t3 10.1K 13.1K t You Retweeted Tony X. @soloucity This shit lit as Fuck Lmaooo0000 13 177 tYou Retweeted Tony X.@soloucity 2h The goalie just said Fuck it and left? t3 1,366 1.796 t3 You Retweeted Tony X. @soloucity Empty net? 13 522 475 St. Louis Blues StLouisBlues Welcome to Hockey Twitter & #stlblues fandom, @soloucity! Want to check out Game 3 live? It's on us! #WeAllBleedBlue Tony X. soloucity Rams left me. @StLouisBlues saved me 0- twitter.com/DeionGottaSTFU... Falowing esoloucity I think you oo my 91 #NHL17Tarasenko #NHL17CoverVote TARASENKO 91 @soloucity I can sign your jersey of get you hew fan #NHL17CoverVote #NHL17CoverVote Tony X @soloucity It's not cold .noted for future references St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues Looks like @soloucity is enjoying his first hockey game. #WeAllBleedBlue #stlblues St. Louis Blues Retweeted Tony X. @soloucity Game was amazing #LGB. I need sleep!!! awesomacious: Wholesome_hockey

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White people been hiding hockey from
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3h
t3 10.1K
13.1K
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This shit lit as Fuck Lmaooo0000
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tYou Retweeted
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Welcome to Hockey Twitter & #stlblues
fandom, @soloucity! Want to check out
Game 3 live? It's on us!
#WeAllBleedBlue
Tony X. soloucity
Rams left me.
@StLouisBlues saved me
0- twitter.com/DeionGottaSTFU...
Falowing
esoloucity I think you oo my 91
#NHL17Tarasenko #NHL17CoverVote
TARASENKO
91
@soloucity I can sign your jersey of get you hew
fan
#NHL17CoverVote #NHL17CoverVote
Tony X
@soloucity
It's not cold
.noted for future
references
St. Louis Blues
@StLouisBlues
Looks like @soloucity is enjoying his
first hockey game. #WeAllBleedBlue
#stlblues
St. Louis Blues Retweeted
Tony X.
@soloucity
Game was amazing
#LGB. I
need sleep!!!
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White people been hiding hockey from
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3h
t3 10.1K
13.1K
t You Retweeted
Tony X. @soloucity
This shit lit as Fuck Lmaooo0000
13 177
tYou Retweeted
Tony X.@soloucity
2h
The goalie just said Fuck it and left?
t3 1,366
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13 522
475
St. Louis Blues
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Welcome to Hockey Twitter & #stlblues
fandom, @soloucity! Want to check out
Game 3 live? It's on us!
#WeAllBleedBlue
Tony X. soloucity
Rams left me.
@StLouisBlues saved me
0- twitter.com/DeionGottaSTFU...
Falowing
esoloucity I think you oo my 91
#NHL17Tarasenko #NHL17CoverVote
TARASENKO
91
@soloucity I can sign your jersey of get you hew
fan
#NHL17CoverVote #NHL17CoverVote
Tony X
@soloucity
It's not cold
.noted for future
references
St. Louis Blues
@StLouisBlues
Looks like @soloucity is enjoying his
first hockey game. #WeAllBleedBlue
#stlblues
St. Louis Blues Retweeted
Tony X.
@soloucity
Game was amazing
#LGB. I
need sleep!!!
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Wholesome_hockey: t3 You Retweeted Tony X.soloucity White people been hiding hockey from us for years bruh. This shit lit 3h t3 10.1K 13.1K t You Retweeted Tony X. @soloucity This shit lit as Fuck Lmaooo0000 13 177 tYou Retweeted Tony X.@soloucity 2h The goalie just said Fuck it and left? t3 1,366 1.796 t3 You Retweeted Tony X. @soloucity Empty net? 13 522 475 St. Louis Blues StLouisBlues Welcome to Hockey Twitter & #stlblues fandom, @soloucity! Want to check out Game 3 live? It's on us! #WeAllBleedBlue Tony X. soloucity Rams left me. @StLouisBlues saved me 0- twitter.com/DeionGottaSTFU... Falowing esoloucity I think you oo my 91 #NHL17Tarasenko #NHL17CoverVote TARASENKO 91 @soloucity I can sign your jersey of get you hew fan #NHL17CoverVote #NHL17CoverVote Tony X @soloucity It's not cold .noted for future references St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues Looks like @soloucity is enjoying his first hockey game. #WeAllBleedBlue #stlblues St. Louis Blues Retweeted Tony X. @soloucity Game was amazing #LGB. I need sleep!!! Wholesome_hockey

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Tony X.soloucity
White people been hiding hockey from
us for years bruh. This shit lit
3h
t3 10.1K
13.1K
t You Retweeted
Tony X. @soloucity
This shit lit as Fuck Lmaooo0000
13 177
tYou Retweeted
Tony X.@soloucity
2h
The goalie just said Fuck it and left?
t3 1,366
1.796
t3 You Retweeted
Tony X. @soloucity
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13 522
475
St. Louis Blues
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Welcome to Hockey Twitter & #stlblues
fandom, @soloucity! Want to check out
Game 3 live? It's on us!
#WeAllBleedBlue
Tony X. soloucity
Rams left me.
@StLouisBlues saved me
0- twitter.com/DeionGottaSTFU...
Falowing
esoloucity I think you oo my 91
#NHL17Tarasenko #NHL17CoverVote
TARASENKO
91
@soloucity I can sign your jersey of get you hew
fan
#NHL17CoverVote #NHL17CoverVote
Tony X
@soloucity
It's not cold
.noted for future
references
St. Louis Blues
@StLouisBlues
Looks like @soloucity is enjoying his
first hockey game. #WeAllBleedBlue
#stlblues
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Tony X.
@soloucity
Game was amazing
#LGB. I
need sleep!!!
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3h
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13.1K
t You Retweeted
Tony X. @soloucity
This shit lit as Fuck Lmaooo0000
13 177
tYou Retweeted
Tony X.@soloucity
2h
The goalie just said Fuck it and left?
t3 1,366
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Welcome to Hockey Twitter & #stlblues
fandom, @soloucity! Want to check out
Game 3 live? It's on us!
#WeAllBleedBlue
Tony X. soloucity
Rams left me.
@StLouisBlues saved me
0- twitter.com/DeionGottaSTFU...
Falowing
esoloucity I think you oo my 91
#NHL17Tarasenko #NHL17CoverVote
TARASENKO
91
@soloucity I can sign your jersey of get you hew
fan
#NHL17CoverVote #NHL17CoverVote
Tony X
@soloucity
It's not cold
.noted for future
references
St. Louis Blues
@StLouisBlues
Looks like @soloucity is enjoying his
first hockey game. #WeAllBleedBlue
#stlblues
St. Louis Blues Retweeted
Tony X.
@soloucity
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#LGB. I
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@caridad614
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pugnacious-pacifism: heir-to-the-diamond-throne: The original tweet is in response to a tweet about Ellen Maud who sought out medical help and was routinely told to just lose weight. She later died of cancer. This is something I cannot advocate for enough : o movistar 3G 8:51 AM Tweet it's all ephemera @rhymeswithvery Replying to @rhymeswithvery and @anne_theriault When a doctor dismisses my symptoms, I say I want it noted in my chart - while I wait -- that *they've chosen* not to run any tests. They then run tests. I recommend this approach to anyone facing discrimination instead of diagnostics. (I have 2 autoimmune disorders.) 7/26/18, 8:13 AM 28 Retweets 73 Likes Tweet your reply pugnacious-pacifism: heir-to-the-diamond-throne: The original tweet is in response to a tweet about Ellen Maud who sought out medical help and was routinely told to just lose weight. She later died of cancer. This is something I cannot advocate for enough

pugnacious-pacifism:

heir-to-the-diamond-throne:
The original tweet is in response to a tweet about Ellen Maud who sought out medical help and was routinely told to just lose weight. She later died of cancer.
This is something I cannot advocate for enough
: o movistar 3G
8:51 AM
Tweet
it's all ephemera
@rhymeswithvery
Replying to @rhymeswithvery and
@anne_theriault
When a doctor dismisses my
symptoms, I say I want it noted in
my chart - while I wait -- that
*they've chosen* not to run any
tests. They then run tests. I
recommend this approach to
anyone facing discrimination
instead of diagnostics. (I have 2
autoimmune disorders.)
7/26/18, 8:13 AM
28 Retweets 73 Likes
Tweet your reply
pugnacious-pacifism:

heir-to-the-diamond-throne:
The original tweet is in response to a tweet about Ellen Maud who sought out medical help and was routinely told to just lose weight. She later died of cancer.
This is something I cannot advocate for enough

pugnacious-pacifism:

heir-to-the-diamond-throne:
The original tweet is in response to a tweet about Ellen Maud who sought out medical help and was routinely told to just lose weight. She later died of cancer.
This is something I cannot advocate for enough
: o movistar 3G
8:51 AM
Tweet
it's all ephemera
@rhymeswithvery
Replying to @rhymeswithvery and
@anne_theriault
When a doctor dismisses my
symptoms, I say I want it noted in
my chart - while I wait -- that
*they've chosen* not to run any
tests. They then run tests. I
recommend this approach to
anyone facing discrimination
instead of diagnostics. (I have 2
autoimmune disorders.)
7/26/18, 8:13 AM
28 Retweets 73 Likes
Tweet your reply
pugnacious-pacifism:

heir-to-the-diamond-throne:
The original tweet is in response to a tweet about Ellen Maud who sought out medical help and was routinely told to just lose weight. She later died of cancer.
This is something I cannot advocate for enough

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gehayi: raven-conspiracy: Call your reps or use Resistbot if texting is your thing, and MAKE THIS HAPPEN in your state!! http://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/393581-rhode-island-bill-would-keep-trump-off-2020-ballot-unless-he-filed-his Rhode Island’s state Senate passed a bill this week that would keep candidates off the presidential ballot in their state if they don’t release five years’ worth of tax returns, according to the Providence Journal. State Sen. Gayle Goldin (D), who sponsored the bill, noted that every presidential candidate since Richard Nixon had released their tax returns voluntarily until President Trump ran for office. Trump has repeatedly claimed that he cannot release his tax returns because he is under audit, but the IRS said an audit does not prevent a candidate from releasing their personal tax information. Goldin argued that “tax returns provide essential information about candidates’ conflicts of interest.” Tax returns, she continued, are vital information a voter needs to know about a candidate at the ballot box. The bill passed the Democratic-majority Senate on a 34-3 vote. It now moves to the Rhode Island state House. : THE HILL Rhode Island bill would keep Trump off 2020 ballot unless he releases his tax returns gehayi: raven-conspiracy: Call your reps or use Resistbot if texting is your thing, and MAKE THIS HAPPEN in your state!! http://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/393581-rhode-island-bill-would-keep-trump-off-2020-ballot-unless-he-filed-his Rhode Island’s state Senate passed a bill this week that would keep candidates off the presidential ballot in their state if they don’t release five years’ worth of tax returns, according to the Providence Journal. State Sen. Gayle Goldin (D), who sponsored the bill, noted that every presidential candidate since Richard Nixon had released their tax returns voluntarily until President Trump ran for office. Trump has repeatedly claimed that he cannot release his tax returns because he is under audit, but the IRS said an audit does not prevent a candidate from releasing their personal tax information. Goldin argued that “tax returns provide essential information about candidates’ conflicts of interest.” Tax returns, she continued, are vital information a voter needs to know about a candidate at the ballot box. The bill passed the Democratic-majority Senate on a 34-3 vote. It now moves to the Rhode Island state House.

gehayi:

raven-conspiracy:

Call your reps or use Resistbot if texting is your thing, and MAKE THIS HAPPEN in your state!!

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Rhode Island’s state Senate passed a bill this week that would keep candidates off the presidential ballot in their state if they don’t release five years’ worth of tax returns, according to the Providence Journal.
State Sen. Gayle Goldin (D), who sponsored the bill, noted that every presidential candidate since Richard Nixon had released their tax returns voluntarily until President Trump ran for office.
Trump has repeatedly claimed that he cannot release his tax returns because he is under audit, but the IRS said an audit does not prevent a candidate from releasing their personal tax information.
Goldin argued that “tax returns provide essential information about candidates’ conflicts of interest.”
Tax returns, she continued, are vital information a voter needs to know about a candidate at the ballot box.
The bill passed the Democratic-majority Senate on a 34-3 vote. It now moves to the Rhode Island state House.

: THE HILL
Rhode Island bill would
keep Trump off 2020
ballot unless he releases
his tax returns
gehayi:

raven-conspiracy:

Call your reps or use Resistbot if texting is your thing, and MAKE THIS HAPPEN in your state!!

http://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/393581-rhode-island-bill-would-keep-trump-off-2020-ballot-unless-he-filed-his

Rhode Island’s state Senate passed a bill this week that would keep candidates off the presidential ballot in their state if they don’t release five years’ worth of tax returns, according to the Providence Journal.
State Sen. Gayle Goldin (D), who sponsored the bill, noted that every presidential candidate since Richard Nixon had released their tax returns voluntarily until President Trump ran for office.
Trump has repeatedly claimed that he cannot release his tax returns because he is under audit, but the IRS said an audit does not prevent a candidate from releasing their personal tax information.
Goldin argued that “tax returns provide essential information about candidates’ conflicts of interest.”
Tax returns, she continued, are vital information a voter needs to know about a candidate at the ballot box.
The bill passed the Democratic-majority Senate on a 34-3 vote. It now moves to the Rhode Island state House.

gehayi:

raven-conspiracy:

Call your reps or use Resistbot if texting is your thing, and MAKE THIS HAPPEN in your state!!

http://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/393581-rhode-island-bill-would-keep-trump-off-2020-ballot-unless-he-filed-his

Rhode Island’s state Senate passed a bill this week that would keep candidates off the presidential ballot in their state if they don’t release five years’ worth of tax returns, according to the Providence Journal.
State Sen. Gayle Goldin (D), who sponsored the bill, noted that every presidential candidate since Richard Nixon had released their tax returns voluntarily until President Trump ran for office.
Trump has repeatedly claimed that he cannot release his tax returns because he is under audit, but the IRS said an audit does not prevent a candidate from releasing their personal tax information.
Goldin argued that “tax returns provide essential information about candidates’ conflicts of interest.”
Tax returns, she continued, are vital information a voter needs to know about a candidate at the ballot box.
The bill passed the Democratic-majority Senate on a 34-3 vote. It now moves to the Rhode Island state House.

: THE HILL
Rhode Island bill would
keep Trump off 2020
ballot unless he releases
his tax returns
gehayi:

raven-conspiracy:

Call your reps or use Resistbot if texting is your thing, and MAKE THIS HAPPEN in your state!!

http://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/393581-rhode-island-bill-would-keep-trump-off-2020-ballot-unless-he-filed-his

Rhode Island’s state Senate passed a bill this week that would keep candidates off the presidential ballot in their state if they don’t release five years’ worth of tax returns, according to the Providence Journal.
State Sen. Gayle Goldin (D), who sponsored the bill, noted that every presidential candidate since Richard Nixon had released their tax returns voluntarily until President Trump ran for office.
Trump has repeatedly claimed that he cannot release his tax returns because he is under audit, but the IRS said an audit does not prevent a candidate from releasing their personal tax information.
Goldin argued that “tax returns provide essential information about candidates’ conflicts of interest.”
Tax returns, she continued, are vital information a voter needs to know about a candidate at the ballot box.
The bill passed the Democratic-majority Senate on a 34-3 vote. It now moves to the Rhode Island state House.

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ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀᴛ @ᴘɪᴍᴘᴄᴇssᴍɪsʜᴀ: 126 Successful Women Think Differently and health by Dutch researcher Dr. Ruut Veenhoven she being chronically unhappy has the same effect on lon ng cigarettes daily. Onaverade theefrecisotunhappinessk. expectancy by sx Successful people take their happi They don't dwell on the negative and they fill their life with fho tive-positive words, positive people, and a positive outlok showed that longevity as sm Onaverage the effects ofunha Cut the Posi as rustened to a presectorbout happiness given by Dr. V hoven, a noted sociologist, I was intrigued by his classification of qualities of life that comprise overall happiness and well-beino sider them (paraphrased below with my definitions and coachino tions) to help you determine the areas of your life in which you have room to enhance your happiness and well-being: fo may Read that shit! iva "Livability" is about the environments in which you live, work, an play. Does your environment nurture you or drain you? Do the cumstances in which you find yourself empower you to thrive or merely survive? What would create a more livable and happier e ronment for you? 2. Life abilities Life abilities are your personal strengths, knowledge, preparation ibility, and potential. They can be developed, explored, and imp upon. Greater personal abilities often create more enjoyable op nities. What talents and strengths are going underutilized in yo What potential is going untapped? Meaning CHAT ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀᴛ @ᴘɪᴍᴘᴄᴇssᴍɪsʜᴀ

ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀᴛ @ᴘɪᴍᴘᴄᴇssᴍɪsʜᴀ: 126
Successful Women Think Differently
and health by Dutch researcher Dr. Ruut Veenhoven she
being chronically unhappy has the same effect on lon
ng cigarettes daily. Onaverade theefrecisotunhappinessk.
expectancy by sx Successful people take their happi
They don't dwell on the negative and they fill their life with fho
tive-positive words, positive people, and a positive outlok
showed that
longevity as sm
Onaverage the effects ofunha
Cut
the
Posi
as rustened to a presectorbout happiness given by Dr. V
hoven, a noted sociologist, I was intrigued by his classification of
qualities of life that comprise overall happiness and well-beino
sider them (paraphrased below with my definitions and coachino
tions) to help you determine the areas of your life in which you
have room to enhance your happiness and well-being:
fo
may
Read that shit!
iva
"Livability" is about the environments in which you live, work, an
play. Does your environment nurture you or drain you? Do the
cumstances in which you find yourself empower you to thrive or
merely survive? What would create a more livable and happier e
ronment for you?
2. Life abilities
Life abilities are your personal strengths, knowledge, preparation
ibility, and potential. They can be developed, explored, and imp
upon. Greater personal abilities often create more enjoyable op
nities. What talents and strengths are going underutilized in yo
What potential is going untapped?
Meaning
CHAT
ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀᴛ @ᴘɪᴍᴘᴄᴇssᴍɪsʜᴀ

ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀᴛ @ᴘɪᴍᴘᴄᴇssᴍɪsʜᴀ: 126
Successful Women Think Differently
and health by Dutch researcher Dr. Ruut Veenhoven she
being chronically unhappy has the same effect on lon
ng cigarettes daily. Onaverade theefrecisotunhappinessk.
expectancy by sx Successful people take their happi
They don't dwell on the negative and they fill their life with fho
tive-positive words, positive people, and a positive outlok
showed that
longevity as sm
Onaverage the effects ofunha
Cut
the
Posi
as rustened to a presectorbout happiness given by Dr. V
hoven, a noted sociologist, I was intrigued by his classification of
qualities of life that comprise overall happiness and well-beino
sider them (paraphrased below with my definitions and coachino
tions) to help you determine the areas of your life in which you
have room to enhance your happiness and well-being:
fo
may
Read that shit!
iva
"Livability" is about the environments in which you live, work, an
play. Does your environment nurture you or drain you? Do the
cumstances in which you find yourself empower you to thrive or
merely survive? What would create a more livable and happier e
ronment for you?
2. Life abilities
Life abilities are your personal strengths, knowledge, preparation
ibility, and potential. They can be developed, explored, and imp
upon. Greater personal abilities often create more enjoyable op
nities. What talents and strengths are going underutilized in yo
What potential is going untapped?
Meaning
CHAT
ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀᴛ @ᴘɪᴍᴘᴄᴇssᴍɪsʜᴀ

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noted: About 50% of people on the internet are stalkers. So if it isn't you.. It's probably me. Noted. And by the way, you're almost out of milk. THAT WASN'T FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

noted: About 50% of people on
the internet are stalkers.
So if it isn't you..
It's probably me.
Noted. And by the way, you're
almost out of milk.
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TRUE

noted: About 50% of people on
the internet are stalkers.
So if it isn't you..
It's probably me.
Noted. And by the way, you're
almost out of milk.
THAT WASN'T FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S
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Noted: CARE TO READ THAT FOR THE REST OF THE CLASS? (o_o "I FEAR IT'S TOO LATE TO STOP THE EFFECTS OF CLIMATE CHANGE. OUR FUTURE LOOKS VERY BLEAK. THE EARTH I KNOW WILL BE GONE FOREVER, ANDI FEEL POWERLESS TO SAVE IT" WOW, THAT WAS"P.S. MISS BAKER SUCKS ASS" THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO ELIZABETH SCHMID @MrLovenstein MRLOVENSTEIN.COM Noted

Noted: CARE TO READ THAT FOR
THE REST OF THE CLASS?
(o_o
"I FEAR IT'S TOO LATE TO
STOP THE EFFECTS OF CLIMATE
CHANGE. OUR FUTURE LOOKS
VERY BLEAK. THE EARTH I KNOW
WILL BE GONE FOREVER, ANDI
FEEL POWERLESS TO SAVE IT"
WOW, THAT WAS"P.S. MISS
BAKER SUCKS
ASS"
THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO ELIZABETH SCHMID @MrLovenstein MRLOVENSTEIN.COM
Noted

Noted: CARE TO READ THAT FOR
THE REST OF THE CLASS?
(o_o
"I FEAR IT'S TOO LATE TO
STOP THE EFFECTS OF CLIMATE
CHANGE. OUR FUTURE LOOKS
VERY BLEAK. THE EARTH I KNOW
WILL BE GONE FOREVER, ANDI
FEEL POWERLESS TO SAVE IT"
WOW, THAT WAS"P.S. MISS
BAKER SUCKS
ASS"
THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO ELIZABETH SCHMID @MrLovenstein MRLOVENSTEIN.COM
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rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed. “I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.” “I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.” Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on. In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix. Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful. “I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.” “There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.” Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time. “It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.” While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower. “I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.” “I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added. At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place. : Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend's Shower Routine NEWS Local Relationships ISSUE 49-29 Jul 16, 2013 23 Jacob Ferris, 25, has no idea what his girlfriend Sarah uses this rock in her shower for rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed. “I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.” “I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.” Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on. In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix. Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful. “I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.” “There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.” Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time. “It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.” While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower. “I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.” “I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added. At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

rubitrightintomyeyes:
theonion:

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.
“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”
“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”
Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.
In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.
Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.
“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”
“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”
Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.
“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”
While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.
“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”
“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.
At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend's Shower
Routine
NEWS Local Relationships ISSUE 49-29 Jul 16, 2013
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Jacob Ferris, 25, has no idea what his girlfriend Sarah uses this rock in her shower for
rubitrightintomyeyes:
theonion:

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.
“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”
“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”
Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.
In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.
Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.
“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”
“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”
Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.
“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”
While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.
“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”
“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.
At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

rubitrightintomyeyes:
theonion:

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.
“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”
“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”
Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.
In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.
Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.
“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”
“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”
Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.
“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”
While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.
“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”
“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.
At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend's Shower
Routine
NEWS Local Relationships ISSUE 49-29 Jul 16, 2013
23
Jacob Ferris, 25, has no idea what his girlfriend Sarah uses this rock in her shower for
rubitrightintomyeyes:
theonion:

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.
“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”
“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”
Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.
In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.
Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.
“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”
“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”
Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.
“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”
While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.
“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”
“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.
At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

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I miss the days when games came with manuals: The Elder Scrolls III The elder Scrolls MORROWINTD MORROWIND e9 Do not mm ORK Media company.The Elder Scrolls, Morrowind Bink Video, Copynight 1997-2001 by RAD Game of the Year Edition mvention of copy pro strictly prohibited.Confide SAFETY INFORMATION TABLE OF CONTENTS Introduction Main Menu Gameplay Controls The Game Screen Stats Menu Inventory Menu Magic Menu Map Menu Races Attributes Derived Attributes Combat Arts ABOUT PHOTOSENSITIVE SEIZURES A very small percentage of people may visual images, including flashing lights or patterns that may appear Even people who have no history of seizures or epilepsy may have a condition that can cause these photosensitve epileptic seizures while watching video experience a seizure when exposed to certain in video games. n undiagnosed These seizures may have a variety of symptoms including: lightheadedness vision, eye or face twitching, jerking or shaking of arms or legs, disorientation entation confusion, or momentary loss of awareness. Seizures may also cause loss of consciousness or convulsions that can lead to injury from falling down or strikina nearby objects. 16 mmediately stop playing and consult a doctor if you experience any of these symptoms Parents should watch for or ask their children about hildren and teenagers are more likely than adults to experience these seizures. The the above symptoms. 19 Stealth Arts of photosensitive epileptic seizures may be reduced by sitting farther from the using a smaller television screen, playing in a well-lit room, and not Combat Classes Magic Classes Stealth Classes en you are drowsy or fatigued of your relatives have a history of seizures or epilepsy, consult a doctor Increasing Your Skills and Leveling Up Weapons R IMPORTANT HEALTH AND SAFETY INFORMATION 28 29 30 .30 30 ox Instruction Manual contains important safety and health information that Using Weapons, Repairing Weapons & Armor u should read and understand before using this software School of Conjuration VOID DAMAGE TO YOUR TELEVISION School of Illusion School of Destruction not use with certain televisions. Some televisions, especially front- or rear-projection pes, can be damaged if any video games, including Xbox games, are played on them. tatic images presented during the normal course of game play may burn in to the creen, causing a permanent shadow of the static image to appear at all times, even when video games are not being played. Similar damage may occur from static images eated when placing a video game on hold or pause. Consult your television owner's nanual to determine if video games can be safely played safely on your set. If you are unable to find this information in the owner's manual, contact your television dealer or School of Restoration School of Mysticism School of Alteration Abilities, Powers, Diseases, Spells. 34 35 36 Magic Items, Magic Scrolls Spellmaking Enchanting 39 the manufacturer to determine if video games can be played safely on your set. I Unauthorized copying, reverse engineering, transmission, public performance, rental, Potions, Alchemy Stealth pay for play, or circumvention of copy protection is strictly prohibited 42 Books, Journal. Containers, Resting and Waiting, Fast Travel, Crime and Jail. Loading and Saving Preferences Credits .46 The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind The Elder ScI: Morrowind CREATING YOUR CHARACTER When you first start, you mu entered in your Name, you'l be asked to select a Race, Class, and Bithsign ist decide what kind of player you will be. After you've DARK ELF In the Empire, "Dark Elf is the common usage, but in their Morrowind homeland, they call themselves the "Dunmer." The dark-skinned, red-eyed Dunmer combine powerful intellect with strong and agile physiques, producing superior warriors and sorcerers. On the battlefield, Dark Elves are noted for their skilled and balanced integration of swordsmen, marksmen, and war wizards. RACES You may choose from 10 races commonly encountered in MORROWIND. Since each race has unique abilities, selecting your race is one of the most important decisions vou'll make. ARGONIAN Little is known and less is understood about the reptilian denizens of Black Marsh. Years of defending their borders have made the Argonians experts in guerilla warfare, and their Skill Bonuses: Long Blade +5, Destruction +10, Light Armor +5, Athletics +5, Mysticism +5, Marksman +5, Short Blade +10 Specials: Ancestor Guardian, Resistant to Fire natural abilities make them equally at home in water and on land. They are well suited for the treacherous swamps of their homeland, and have developed natural immunities to the diseases and poisons that have doomed many would-be explorers of the region. HIGH ELF The High Elves, or Altmer, are the proud, tall, golden- skinned peoples of Summerset Isle. The common tongue of the Empire, Tamrielic, is based on their speech and writing, and most of the Empire's arts, crafts, and sciences are derived from High Elven traditions. Deft, intelligent, and strong-willed, High Elves are often gifted in the arcane arts, and are far more resistant to disease than the lesser races. Skill Bonuses: Alchemy +5, Athletics +15,Illusion +5, Medium Armor +5, Mysticism +5 Spear +5, Unarmored+5 Specials: Resist Disease, Immune to Poison, Water Breathing Skill: Destruction +10, Enchant +10, Alchemy +10, Alteration +5, Conjuration +5,Illusion +5 Specials: Fortified Maximum Magicka, Weakness to Magicka, Fire, Frost, and Shock, Resistant to Disease BRETON Bretons feel an inborn, instinctive bond with the mercurial forces of magic and the supernatural. Many great sorcerers have IMPERIAL Natives of the civilized, cosmopolitan province of Cyrodiil, the Imperials are well-educated and well- spoken. Though physically less imposing than the other races, the Imperials have proved to be shrewd diplomats and traders. These traits, along with their remarkable skill and training as light infantry, have enabled them to subdue all the other provinces and to have erected the monument to peace and prosperity that comprises the Glorious Empire. from the home province of High Rock, and in addition to their quick and perceptive grasp of spellcraft, enchantment, and alchemy, even the humblest of Bretons boast a high resistance to destructive and dominating magical energies. Skill Bonuses: Conjuration +10, Mysticism +10, Restoration +10, Alchemy +5, Alteration +5 Illusion +5 pecials: Fortified Maximum Magicka, Dragon Skin, Resist Magicka SKILL BONUSES: Speechcraft+10, Mercantile+10, Long Blade +10, Blunt Weapon +S, Light Armor +5, Hand to Hand +5 SPECIALS: Star of the West, Voice of the Emperor The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind 13 The Elder crlsIII: Morowind BIRTHSIGNS In Tamriel, persons born under certain constellations are said to be fortunate in their aspects', Such persons are often blessed-or cursed- with remarkable abilities or weaknesses as a result of the magical conjunctions of celestíal influences. STEALTH SPECIALIZED CLASSES THIEVES Thieves are pickpockets and pilferers. Unlike robbers, who kill and loot, thieves typically choose stealth and subterfuge over violence, and often entertain romantic notions of their charm and in their acquisitive activities cleverness THE APPRENTICE Those bom under the sign of The Apprentice have increased Magicka, but also have a weakness to it. AGENTS atives skilled in deception and avoidance, but dasTHE ATRONACH trained in self-defense and the use of deadly force. Self-reliant and independent, agents devote themselves to personal goals, or to various patrons or causes. Those born under the sign of The Atronach cannot regenerate Magicka, but have a chance of absorbing any magic cast at them. THE LADY Those born under the sign of The Lady have increased Endurande and Personality. ASSASSINS Assassins are killers who rely on stealth and mobility to approach victims undetected. Execution is performed with ranged weapons or with short blades for close work. Assassins can be ruthless murderers or principled agents of noble causes. THE LORD Those born under the sign of The Lord can regenerate Health, but are weak to fire THE LOVER Those born under the sign of The Lover have increased Agility and can paralyze others with a kiss. ACROBATS Acrobať' is a polite euphemism for agile burglars and second-story men, These thieves avoid detection by stealth, and rely on mobility and cunning to avoid capture. THE MAGE Those born under the sign of The Mage have increased Magicka. MONKS Monks are students of the ancient martial arts of hand-to-hand combat and unarmored self-defense. Monks avoid detection by stealth, mobility, and agility, and are skilled with a variety of ranged and close-combat weapons. THE RITUAL Those born under the sign of The Ritual can heal themselves and turn undead. THE SERPENT Those born under the sign of The Serpent can poison others at a loss of PILGRIMS Pilgrims are travelers, seekers of truth and enlightenment. They fortify themselves for road and wilderness with arms, armor, and magic, and through wide experience of the world, they become shrewd in commerce and persuasion their own Health. THE SHADOW Those born under the sign of The Shadow can make themselves invisible. THE STEED Those born under the sign of The Steed can move faster BARDS Bards are loremasters and storytellers. They crave adventure for the wisdom and insight to be gained, and must depend on sword shield, spell, and enchantment to preserve them from the perils of their educational experiences THE THIEF Those born under the sign of The Thief are harder to hit. THE TOWER detect things at a distance. Those born under the sign of The Warrior have an increased chance Those born under the sign of The Tower can unlock doors magically and THE WARRIOR 25 I miss the days when games came with manuals

I miss the days when games came with manuals: The Elder Scrolls III
The elder Scrolls
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MORROWIND
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SAFETY INFORMATION
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Introduction
Main Menu
Gameplay Controls
The Game Screen
Stats Menu
Inventory Menu
Magic Menu
Map Menu
Races
Attributes
Derived Attributes
Combat Arts
ABOUT PHOTOSENSITIVE SEIZURES
A very small percentage of people may
visual images, including flashing lights or patterns that may appear
Even people who have no history of seizures or epilepsy may have a
condition that can cause these photosensitve epileptic seizures while watching video
experience a seizure when exposed to certain
in video games.
n undiagnosed
These seizures may have a variety of symptoms including: lightheadedness
vision, eye or face twitching, jerking or shaking of arms or legs, disorientation
entation
confusion, or momentary loss of awareness. Seizures may also cause loss of
consciousness or convulsions that can lead to injury from falling down or strikina
nearby objects.
16
mmediately stop playing and consult a doctor if you experience any of these
symptoms Parents should watch for or ask their children about
hildren and teenagers are more likely than adults to experience these seizures. The
the above symptoms.
19
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of photosensitive epileptic seizures may be reduced by sitting farther from the
using a smaller television screen, playing in a well-lit room, and not
Combat Classes
Magic Classes
Stealth Classes
en you are drowsy or fatigued
of your relatives have a history of seizures or epilepsy, consult a doctor
Increasing Your Skills and Leveling Up
Weapons
R IMPORTANT HEALTH AND SAFETY INFORMATION
28
29
30
.30
30
ox Instruction Manual contains important safety and health information that
Using Weapons, Repairing Weapons & Armor
u should read and understand before using this software
School of Conjuration
VOID DAMAGE TO YOUR TELEVISION
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not use with certain televisions. Some televisions, especially front- or rear-projection
pes, can be damaged if any video games, including Xbox games, are played on them.
tatic images presented during the normal course of game play may burn in to the
creen, causing a permanent shadow of the static image to appear at all times, even
when video games are not being played. Similar damage may occur from static images
eated when placing a video game on hold or pause. Consult your television owner's
nanual to determine if video games can be safely played safely on your set. If you are
unable to find this information in the owner's manual, contact your television dealer or
School of Restoration
School of Mysticism
School of Alteration
Abilities, Powers, Diseases, Spells.
34
35
36
Magic Items, Magic Scrolls
Spellmaking
Enchanting
39
the manufacturer to determine if video games can be played safely on your set.
I Unauthorized copying, reverse engineering, transmission, public performance, rental,
Potions, Alchemy
Stealth
pay for play, or circumvention of copy protection is strictly prohibited
42
Books, Journal.
Containers, Resting and Waiting, Fast Travel, Crime and Jail.
Loading and Saving
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CREATING YOUR CHARACTER
When you first start, you mu
entered in your Name, you'l be asked to select a Race, Class, and Bithsign
ist decide what kind of player you will be. After you've
DARK ELF
In the Empire, "Dark Elf is the common
usage, but in their Morrowind homeland,
they call themselves the "Dunmer." The
dark-skinned, red-eyed Dunmer combine
powerful intellect with strong and agile
physiques, producing superior warriors and
sorcerers. On the battlefield, Dark Elves are
noted for their skilled and balanced
integration of swordsmen, marksmen, and
war wizards.
RACES
You may choose from 10 races commonly encountered in MORROWIND. Since each
race has unique abilities, selecting your race is one of the most important decisions
vou'll make.
ARGONIAN
Little is known and less is understood about the
reptilian denizens of Black Marsh. Years of
defending their borders have made the
Argonians experts in guerilla warfare, and their
Skill Bonuses: Long Blade +5, Destruction +10, Light Armor +5, Athletics +5, Mysticism +5,
Marksman +5, Short Blade +10
Specials: Ancestor Guardian, Resistant to Fire
natural abilities make them equally at home in
water and on land. They are well suited for the
treacherous swamps of their homeland, and
have developed natural immunities to the
diseases and poisons that have doomed many
would-be explorers of the region.
HIGH ELF
The High Elves, or Altmer, are the proud, tall, golden-
skinned peoples of Summerset Isle. The common
tongue of the Empire, Tamrielic, is based on their
speech and writing, and most of the Empire's arts,
crafts, and sciences are derived from High Elven
traditions. Deft, intelligent, and strong-willed, High
Elves are often gifted in the arcane arts, and are far
more resistant to disease than the lesser races.
Skill Bonuses: Alchemy +5, Athletics +15,Illusion +5, Medium Armor +5, Mysticism +5
Spear +5, Unarmored+5
Specials: Resist Disease, Immune to Poison, Water Breathing
Skill: Destruction +10, Enchant +10, Alchemy +10, Alteration +5, Conjuration +5,Illusion +5
Specials: Fortified Maximum Magicka, Weakness to Magicka, Fire, Frost, and Shock,
Resistant to Disease
BRETON
Bretons feel an inborn, instinctive bond
with the mercurial forces of magic and the
supernatural. Many great sorcerers have
IMPERIAL
Natives of the civilized, cosmopolitan province of
Cyrodiil, the Imperials are well-educated and well-
spoken. Though physically less imposing than the
other races, the Imperials have proved to be shrewd
diplomats and traders. These traits, along with their
remarkable skill and training as light infantry, have
enabled them to subdue all the other provinces and
to have erected the monument to peace and
prosperity that comprises the Glorious Empire.
from the home province of High
Rock, and in addition to their quick and
perceptive grasp of spellcraft, enchantment,
and alchemy, even the humblest of Bretons
boast a high resistance to destructive and
dominating magical energies.
Skill Bonuses: Conjuration +10, Mysticism +10, Restoration +10, Alchemy +5, Alteration +5
Illusion +5
pecials: Fortified Maximum Magicka, Dragon Skin, Resist Magicka
SKILL BONUSES: Speechcraft+10, Mercantile+10, Long Blade +10, Blunt Weapon +S,
Light Armor +5, Hand to Hand +5
SPECIALS: Star of the West, Voice of the Emperor
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BIRTHSIGNS
In Tamriel, persons born under certain constellations are said to be fortunate in their
aspects', Such persons are often blessed-or cursed- with remarkable abilities or
weaknesses as a result of the magical conjunctions of celestíal influences.
STEALTH SPECIALIZED CLASSES
THIEVES
Thieves are pickpockets and pilferers. Unlike robbers, who kill and
loot, thieves typically choose stealth and subterfuge over violence,
and often entertain romantic notions of their charm and
in their acquisitive activities
cleverness
THE APPRENTICE
Those bom under the sign of The Apprentice have increased Magicka, but
also have a weakness to it.
AGENTS
atives skilled in deception and avoidance, but
dasTHE ATRONACH
trained in self-defense and the use of deadly force. Self-reliant and
independent, agents devote themselves to personal goals, or to
various patrons or causes.
Those born under the sign of The Atronach cannot regenerate Magicka, but
have a chance of absorbing any magic cast at them.
THE LADY
Those born under the sign of The Lady have increased Endurande
and Personality.
ASSASSINS
Assassins are killers who rely on stealth and mobility to approach
victims undetected. Execution is performed with ranged weapons
or with short blades for close work. Assassins can be ruthless
murderers or principled agents of noble causes.
THE LORD
Those born under the sign of The Lord can regenerate Health, but are weak
to fire
THE LOVER
Those born under the sign of The Lover have increased Agility and can
paralyze others with a kiss.
ACROBATS
Acrobať' is a polite euphemism for agile burglars and second-story
men, These thieves avoid detection by stealth, and rely on mobility
and cunning to avoid capture.
THE MAGE
Those born under the sign of The Mage have increased Magicka.
MONKS
Monks are students of the ancient martial arts of hand-to-hand
combat and unarmored self-defense. Monks avoid detection by
stealth, mobility, and agility, and are skilled with a variety of
ranged and close-combat weapons.
THE RITUAL
Those born under the sign of The Ritual can heal themselves and
turn undead.
THE SERPENT
Those born under the sign of The Serpent can poison others at a loss of
PILGRIMS
Pilgrims are travelers, seekers of truth and enlightenment. They
fortify themselves for road and wilderness with arms, armor, and
magic, and through wide experience of the world, they become
shrewd in commerce and persuasion
their own Health.
THE SHADOW
Those born under the sign of The Shadow can make themselves invisible.
THE STEED
Those born under the sign of The Steed can move faster
BARDS
Bards are loremasters and storytellers. They crave adventure for the
wisdom and insight to be gained, and must depend on sword
shield, spell, and enchantment to preserve them from the perils of
their educational experiences
THE THIEF
Those born under the sign of The Thief are harder to hit.
THE TOWER
detect things at a distance.
Those born under the sign of The Warrior have an increased chance
Those born under the sign of The Tower can unlock doors magically and
THE WARRIOR
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The elder Scrolls
MORROWINTD
MORROWIND
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ORK
Media company.The Elder Scrolls, Morrowind
Bink Video, Copynight 1997-2001 by RAD
Game of the Year Edition
mvention of copy pro
strictly prohibited.Confide

SAFETY INFORMATION
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Introduction
Main Menu
Gameplay Controls
The Game Screen
Stats Menu
Inventory Menu
Magic Menu
Map Menu
Races
Attributes
Derived Attributes
Combat Arts
ABOUT PHOTOSENSITIVE SEIZURES
A very small percentage of people may
visual images, including flashing lights or patterns that may appear
Even people who have no history of seizures or epilepsy may have a
condition that can cause these photosensitve epileptic seizures while watching video
experience a seizure when exposed to certain
in video games.
n undiagnosed
These seizures may have a variety of symptoms including: lightheadedness
vision, eye or face twitching, jerking or shaking of arms or legs, disorientation
entation
confusion, or momentary loss of awareness. Seizures may also cause loss of
consciousness or convulsions that can lead to injury from falling down or strikina
nearby objects.
16
mmediately stop playing and consult a doctor if you experience any of these
symptoms Parents should watch for or ask their children about
hildren and teenagers are more likely than adults to experience these seizures. The
the above symptoms.
19
Stealth Arts
of photosensitive epileptic seizures may be reduced by sitting farther from the
using a smaller television screen, playing in a well-lit room, and not
Combat Classes
Magic Classes
Stealth Classes
en you are drowsy or fatigued
of your relatives have a history of seizures or epilepsy, consult a doctor
Increasing Your Skills and Leveling Up
Weapons
R IMPORTANT HEALTH AND SAFETY INFORMATION
28
29
30
.30
30
ox Instruction Manual contains important safety and health information that
Using Weapons, Repairing Weapons & Armor
u should read and understand before using this software
School of Conjuration
VOID DAMAGE TO YOUR TELEVISION
School of Illusion
School of Destruction
not use with certain televisions. Some televisions, especially front- or rear-projection
pes, can be damaged if any video games, including Xbox games, are played on them.
tatic images presented during the normal course of game play may burn in to the
creen, causing a permanent shadow of the static image to appear at all times, even
when video games are not being played. Similar damage may occur from static images
eated when placing a video game on hold or pause. Consult your television owner's
nanual to determine if video games can be safely played safely on your set. If you are
unable to find this information in the owner's manual, contact your television dealer or
School of Restoration
School of Mysticism
School of Alteration
Abilities, Powers, Diseases, Spells.
34
35
36
Magic Items, Magic Scrolls
Spellmaking
Enchanting
39
the manufacturer to determine if video games can be played safely on your set.
I Unauthorized copying, reverse engineering, transmission, public performance, rental,
Potions, Alchemy
Stealth
pay for play, or circumvention of copy protection is strictly prohibited
42
Books, Journal.
Containers, Resting and Waiting, Fast Travel, Crime and Jail.
Loading and Saving
Preferences
Credits
.46
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
The Elder ScI: Morrowind

CREATING YOUR CHARACTER
When you first start, you mu
entered in your Name, you'l be asked to select a Race, Class, and Bithsign
ist decide what kind of player you will be. After you've
DARK ELF
In the Empire, "Dark Elf is the common
usage, but in their Morrowind homeland,
they call themselves the "Dunmer." The
dark-skinned, red-eyed Dunmer combine
powerful intellect with strong and agile
physiques, producing superior warriors and
sorcerers. On the battlefield, Dark Elves are
noted for their skilled and balanced
integration of swordsmen, marksmen, and
war wizards.
RACES
You may choose from 10 races commonly encountered in MORROWIND. Since each
race has unique abilities, selecting your race is one of the most important decisions
vou'll make.
ARGONIAN
Little is known and less is understood about the
reptilian denizens of Black Marsh. Years of
defending their borders have made the
Argonians experts in guerilla warfare, and their
Skill Bonuses: Long Blade +5, Destruction +10, Light Armor +5, Athletics +5, Mysticism +5,
Marksman +5, Short Blade +10
Specials: Ancestor Guardian, Resistant to Fire
natural abilities make them equally at home in
water and on land. They are well suited for the
treacherous swamps of their homeland, and
have developed natural immunities to the
diseases and poisons that have doomed many
would-be explorers of the region.
HIGH ELF
The High Elves, or Altmer, are the proud, tall, golden-
skinned peoples of Summerset Isle. The common
tongue of the Empire, Tamrielic, is based on their
speech and writing, and most of the Empire's arts,
crafts, and sciences are derived from High Elven
traditions. Deft, intelligent, and strong-willed, High
Elves are often gifted in the arcane arts, and are far
more resistant to disease than the lesser races.
Skill Bonuses: Alchemy +5, Athletics +15,Illusion +5, Medium Armor +5, Mysticism +5
Spear +5, Unarmored+5
Specials: Resist Disease, Immune to Poison, Water Breathing
Skill: Destruction +10, Enchant +10, Alchemy +10, Alteration +5, Conjuration +5,Illusion +5
Specials: Fortified Maximum Magicka, Weakness to Magicka, Fire, Frost, and Shock,
Resistant to Disease
BRETON
Bretons feel an inborn, instinctive bond
with the mercurial forces of magic and the
supernatural. Many great sorcerers have
IMPERIAL
Natives of the civilized, cosmopolitan province of
Cyrodiil, the Imperials are well-educated and well-
spoken. Though physically less imposing than the
other races, the Imperials have proved to be shrewd
diplomats and traders. These traits, along with their
remarkable skill and training as light infantry, have
enabled them to subdue all the other provinces and
to have erected the monument to peace and
prosperity that comprises the Glorious Empire.
from the home province of High
Rock, and in addition to their quick and
perceptive grasp of spellcraft, enchantment,
and alchemy, even the humblest of Bretons
boast a high resistance to destructive and
dominating magical energies.
Skill Bonuses: Conjuration +10, Mysticism +10, Restoration +10, Alchemy +5, Alteration +5
Illusion +5
pecials: Fortified Maximum Magicka, Dragon Skin, Resist Magicka
SKILL BONUSES: Speechcraft+10, Mercantile+10, Long Blade +10, Blunt Weapon +S,
Light Armor +5, Hand to Hand +5
SPECIALS: Star of the West, Voice of the Emperor
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
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The Elder crlsIII: Morowind

BIRTHSIGNS
In Tamriel, persons born under certain constellations are said to be fortunate in their
aspects', Such persons are often blessed-or cursed- with remarkable abilities or
weaknesses as a result of the magical conjunctions of celestíal influences.
STEALTH SPECIALIZED CLASSES
THIEVES
Thieves are pickpockets and pilferers. Unlike robbers, who kill and
loot, thieves typically choose stealth and subterfuge over violence,
and often entertain romantic notions of their charm and
in their acquisitive activities
cleverness
THE APPRENTICE
Those bom under the sign of The Apprentice have increased Magicka, but
also have a weakness to it.
AGENTS
atives skilled in deception and avoidance, but
dasTHE ATRONACH
trained in self-defense and the use of deadly force. Self-reliant and
independent, agents devote themselves to personal goals, or to
various patrons or causes.
Those born under the sign of The Atronach cannot regenerate Magicka, but
have a chance of absorbing any magic cast at them.
THE LADY
Those born under the sign of The Lady have increased Endurande
and Personality.
ASSASSINS
Assassins are killers who rely on stealth and mobility to approach
victims undetected. Execution is performed with ranged weapons
or with short blades for close work. Assassins can be ruthless
murderers or principled agents of noble causes.
THE LORD
Those born under the sign of The Lord can regenerate Health, but are weak
to fire
THE LOVER
Those born under the sign of The Lover have increased Agility and can
paralyze others with a kiss.
ACROBATS
Acrobať' is a polite euphemism for agile burglars and second-story
men, These thieves avoid detection by stealth, and rely on mobility
and cunning to avoid capture.
THE MAGE
Those born under the sign of The Mage have increased Magicka.
MONKS
Monks are students of the ancient martial arts of hand-to-hand
combat and unarmored self-defense. Monks avoid detection by
stealth, mobility, and agility, and are skilled with a variety of
ranged and close-combat weapons.
THE RITUAL
Those born under the sign of The Ritual can heal themselves and
turn undead.
THE SERPENT
Those born under the sign of The Serpent can poison others at a loss of
PILGRIMS
Pilgrims are travelers, seekers of truth and enlightenment. They
fortify themselves for road and wilderness with arms, armor, and
magic, and through wide experience of the world, they become
shrewd in commerce and persuasion
their own Health.
THE SHADOW
Those born under the sign of The Shadow can make themselves invisible.
THE STEED
Those born under the sign of The Steed can move faster
BARDS
Bards are loremasters and storytellers. They crave adventure for the
wisdom and insight to be gained, and must depend on sword
shield, spell, and enchantment to preserve them from the perils of
their educational experiences
THE THIEF
Those born under the sign of The Thief are harder to hit.
THE TOWER
detect things at a distance.
Those born under the sign of The Warrior have an increased chance
Those born under the sign of The Tower can unlock doors magically and
THE WARRIOR
25
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sixpenceee: The Witch of Joshua Ward House This Georgian and Federal style building was constructed by Joshua Ward, a wealthy merchant sea captain, in the late 1780s on the remaining foundations of former sheriff George Corwin’s house on Washington Street in Salem, Massachusetts. Corwin was a bloody figure whose zeal added to the unfortunate events surrounding Salem in the late 1600s. Nicknamed ‘The Strangler’ after his preferred torture (which included tying his prone victims’ necks to their ankles until the blood ran from their noses), he is said to have been responsible for many of the ‘witches’’ deaths, including that of Giles Corey who was crushed to death by placing heavy stones on his chest in order to extract a confession. Legend states that just before he died, Corey cursed the sheriff and all sheriffs that follow in his wake, for Corwin’s despicable acts. It should be noted here that every sheriff since Corey uttered his curse died while in office or had been “forced out of his post as the result of a heart or blood ailment.” Corwin himself died of a heart attack in 1696, only about four years after the end of the trials. By the time of his death, Corwin was so despised that his family had to bury him in the cellar of their house to avoid desecration of the corpse by the public. In the early 1980s Carlson Realty bought the House with the intention of turning it into their headquarters. After moving in, a realtor by the name of Dale Lewinski began the task of taking photographs of the staff members to add to a welcome display. Lewinski used a Polaroid camera to snap the head-and-shoulders, passport-style pictures. It was the photograph of a colleague by the name of Lorraine St. Peter that caused a stir. The Polaroid was developed and, instead of showing St. Peter, it appeared to depict a frightening image: a strange, black-haired, feminine figure. St. Peter was nowhere to be seen on the snap. The photograph has, apparently, not been cropped at all. St. Peter has been entirely replaced by the apparition. : wwwoslightlywarped.com sixpenceee: The Witch of Joshua Ward House This Georgian and Federal style building was constructed by Joshua Ward, a wealthy merchant sea captain, in the late 1780s on the remaining foundations of former sheriff George Corwin’s house on Washington Street in Salem, Massachusetts. Corwin was a bloody figure whose zeal added to the unfortunate events surrounding Salem in the late 1600s. Nicknamed ‘The Strangler’ after his preferred torture (which included tying his prone victims’ necks to their ankles until the blood ran from their noses), he is said to have been responsible for many of the ‘witches’’ deaths, including that of Giles Corey who was crushed to death by placing heavy stones on his chest in order to extract a confession. Legend states that just before he died, Corey cursed the sheriff and all sheriffs that follow in his wake, for Corwin’s despicable acts. It should be noted here that every sheriff since Corey uttered his curse died while in office or had been “forced out of his post as the result of a heart or blood ailment.” Corwin himself died of a heart attack in 1696, only about four years after the end of the trials. By the time of his death, Corwin was so despised that his family had to bury him in the cellar of their house to avoid desecration of the corpse by the public. In the early 1980s Carlson Realty bought the House with the intention of turning it into their headquarters. After moving in, a realtor by the name of Dale Lewinski began the task of taking photographs of the staff members to add to a welcome display. Lewinski used a Polaroid camera to snap the head-and-shoulders, passport-style pictures. It was the photograph of a colleague by the name of Lorraine St. Peter that caused a stir. The Polaroid was developed and, instead of showing St. Peter, it appeared to depict a frightening image: a strange, black-haired, feminine figure. St. Peter was nowhere to be seen on the snap. The photograph has, apparently, not been cropped at all. St. Peter has been entirely replaced by the apparition.

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The Witch of Joshua Ward House
This Georgian and Federal style building was constructed by Joshua Ward, a wealthy merchant sea captain, in the late 1780s on the remaining foundations of former sheriff George Corwin’s house on Washington Street in Salem, Massachusetts.
Corwin was a bloody figure whose zeal added to the unfortunate events surrounding Salem in the late 1600s. Nicknamed ‘The Strangler’ after his preferred torture (which included tying his prone victims’ necks to their ankles until the blood ran from their noses), he is said to have been responsible for many of the ‘witches’’ deaths, including that of Giles Corey who was crushed to death by placing heavy stones on his chest in order to extract a confession.
Legend states that just before he died, Corey cursed the sheriff and all sheriffs that follow in his wake, for Corwin’s despicable acts. It should be noted here that every sheriff since Corey uttered his curse died while in office or had been “forced out of his post as the result of a heart or blood ailment.” Corwin himself died of a heart attack in 1696, only about four years after the end of the trials.
By the time of his death, Corwin was so despised that his family had to bury him in the cellar of their house to avoid desecration of the corpse by the public. In the early 1980s Carlson Realty bought the House with the intention of turning it into their headquarters. After moving in, a realtor by the name of Dale Lewinski began the task of taking photographs of the staff members to add to a welcome display.
Lewinski used a Polaroid camera to snap the head-and-shoulders, passport-style pictures. It was the photograph of a colleague by the name of Lorraine St. Peter that caused a stir. The Polaroid was developed and, instead of showing St. Peter, it appeared to depict a frightening image: a strange, black-haired, feminine figure. St. Peter was nowhere to be seen on the snap. The photograph has, apparently, not been cropped at all. St. Peter has been entirely replaced by the apparition.
: wwwoslightlywarped.com
sixpenceee:

The Witch of Joshua Ward House
This Georgian and Federal style building was constructed by Joshua Ward, a wealthy merchant sea captain, in the late 1780s on the remaining foundations of former sheriff George Corwin’s house on Washington Street in Salem, Massachusetts.
Corwin was a bloody figure whose zeal added to the unfortunate events surrounding Salem in the late 1600s. Nicknamed ‘The Strangler’ after his preferred torture (which included tying his prone victims’ necks to their ankles until the blood ran from their noses), he is said to have been responsible for many of the ‘witches’’ deaths, including that of Giles Corey who was crushed to death by placing heavy stones on his chest in order to extract a confession.
Legend states that just before he died, Corey cursed the sheriff and all sheriffs that follow in his wake, for Corwin’s despicable acts. It should be noted here that every sheriff since Corey uttered his curse died while in office or had been “forced out of his post as the result of a heart or blood ailment.” Corwin himself died of a heart attack in 1696, only about four years after the end of the trials.
By the time of his death, Corwin was so despised that his family had to bury him in the cellar of their house to avoid desecration of the corpse by the public. In the early 1980s Carlson Realty bought the House with the intention of turning it into their headquarters. After moving in, a realtor by the name of Dale Lewinski began the task of taking photographs of the staff members to add to a welcome display.
Lewinski used a Polaroid camera to snap the head-and-shoulders, passport-style pictures. It was the photograph of a colleague by the name of Lorraine St. Peter that caused a stir. The Polaroid was developed and, instead of showing St. Peter, it appeared to depict a frightening image: a strange, black-haired, feminine figure. St. Peter was nowhere to be seen on the snap. The photograph has, apparently, not been cropped at all. St. Peter has been entirely replaced by the apparition.

sixpenceee:

The Witch of Joshua Ward House
This Georgian and Federal style building was constructed by Joshua Ward, a wealthy merchant sea captain, in the late 1780s on the remaining foundations of former sheriff George Corwin’s house on Washington Street in Salem, Massachusetts.
Corwin was a bloody figure whose zeal added to the unfortunate events surrounding Salem in the late 1600s. Nicknamed ‘The Strangler’ after his preferred torture (which included tying his prone victims’ necks to their ankles until the blood ran from their noses), he is said to have been responsible for many of the ‘witches’’ deaths, including that of Giles Corey who was crushed to death by placing heavy stones on his chest in order to extract a confession.
Legend states that just before he died, Corey cursed the sheriff and all sheriffs that follow in his wake, for Corwin’s despicable acts. It should be noted here that every sheriff since Corey uttered his curse died while in office or had been “forced out of his post as the result of a heart or blood ailment.” Corwin himself died of a heart attack in 1696, only about four years after the end of the trials.
By the time of his death, Corwin was so despised that his family had to bury him in the cellar of their house to avoid desecration of the corpse by the public. In the early 1980s Carlson Realty bought the House with the intention of turning it into their headquarters. After moving in, a realtor by the name of Dale Lewinski began the task of taking photographs of the staff members to add to a welcome display.
Lewinski used a Polaroid camera to snap the head-and-shoulders, passport-style pictures. It was the photograph of a colleague by the name of Lorraine St. Peter that caused a stir. The Polaroid was developed and, instead of showing St. Peter, it appeared to depict a frightening image: a strange, black-haired, feminine figure. St. Peter was nowhere to be seen on the snap. The photograph has, apparently, not been cropped at all. St. Peter has been entirely replaced by the apparition.
: wwwoslightlywarped.com
sixpenceee:

The Witch of Joshua Ward House
This Georgian and Federal style building was constructed by Joshua Ward, a wealthy merchant sea captain, in the late 1780s on the remaining foundations of former sheriff George Corwin’s house on Washington Street in Salem, Massachusetts.
Corwin was a bloody figure whose zeal added to the unfortunate events surrounding Salem in the late 1600s. Nicknamed ‘The Strangler’ after his preferred torture (which included tying his prone victims’ necks to their ankles until the blood ran from their noses), he is said to have been responsible for many of the ‘witches’’ deaths, including that of Giles Corey who was crushed to death by placing heavy stones on his chest in order to extract a confession.
Legend states that just before he died, Corey cursed the sheriff and all sheriffs that follow in his wake, for Corwin’s despicable acts. It should be noted here that every sheriff since Corey uttered his curse died while in office or had been “forced out of his post as the result of a heart or blood ailment.” Corwin himself died of a heart attack in 1696, only about four years after the end of the trials.
By the time of his death, Corwin was so despised that his family had to bury him in the cellar of their house to avoid desecration of the corpse by the public. In the early 1980s Carlson Realty bought the House with the intention of turning it into their headquarters. After moving in, a realtor by the name of Dale Lewinski began the task of taking photographs of the staff members to add to a welcome display.
Lewinski used a Polaroid camera to snap the head-and-shoulders, passport-style pictures. It was the photograph of a colleague by the name of Lorraine St. Peter that caused a stir. The Polaroid was developed and, instead of showing St. Peter, it appeared to depict a frightening image: a strange, black-haired, feminine figure. St. Peter was nowhere to be seen on the snap. The photograph has, apparently, not been cropped at all. St. Peter has been entirely replaced by the apparition.

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Video Games Are Just a Passing Fad - Milton Bradley (1977): The Tampa Times Saturday, December 3, 1977 ISection B Video games just a passing fad, top toy company executive says EAST LONGMEADOW, Mass. (UPI) - The toy industry will be mak ing more and more electronic games in the future, but video entertainment is just a passing fad, says an official of the happened with CB radios, 35 mm pho- tography and stereo components," he said. Moon said people become bored with video games after about a month. world's largest and oldest game comBut he said Milton Bradley and the rest of the industry is moving toward electronic games. He noted that his firm has introduced two new electronic games for this year-the Comp IV and pany. "Americans love gadgets and this is just another gadget," Michael Moon of the Milton Bradley Co. said Thursday. The problem with the toy industry his- torically is that it overreacts to trends. Electronic Battleship. The electronic ine now represents about 15 per cent of the sales for the "It (video) is the same thing that company founded in 1886, Moon said. Video Games Are Just a Passing Fad - Milton Bradley (1977)

Video Games Are Just a Passing Fad - Milton Bradley (1977): The Tampa Times Saturday, December 3, 1977 ISection B
Video games just a passing fad,
top toy company executive says
EAST LONGMEADOW, Mass.
(UPI) - The toy industry will be mak
ing more and more electronic games in
the future, but video entertainment is
just a passing fad, says an official of the
happened with CB radios, 35 mm pho-
tography and stereo components," he
said. Moon said people become bored
with video games after about a month.
world's largest and oldest game comBut he said Milton Bradley and the
rest of the industry is moving toward
electronic games. He noted that his
firm has introduced two new electronic
games for this year-the Comp IV and
pany.
"Americans love gadgets and this is
just another gadget," Michael Moon of
the Milton Bradley Co. said Thursday.
The problem with the toy industry his-
torically is that it overreacts to trends.
Electronic Battleship.
The electronic ine now represents
about 15 per cent of the sales for the
"It (video) is the same thing that company founded in 1886, Moon said.
Video Games Are Just a Passing Fad - Milton Bradley (1977)

Video Games Are Just a Passing Fad - Milton Bradley (1977): The Tampa Times Saturday, December 3, 1977 ISection B
Video games just a passing fad,
top toy company executive says
EAST LONGMEADOW, Mass.
(UPI) - The toy industry will be mak
ing more and more electronic games in
the future, but video entertainment is
just a passing fad, says an official of the
happened with CB radios, 35 mm pho-
tography and stereo components," he
said. Moon said people become bored
with video games after about a month.
world's largest and oldest game comBut he said Milton Bradley and the
rest of the industry is moving toward
electronic games. He noted that his
firm has introduced two new electronic
games for this year-the Comp IV and
pany.
"Americans love gadgets and this is
just another gadget," Michael Moon of
the Milton Bradley Co. said Thursday.
The problem with the toy industry his-
torically is that it overreacts to trends.
Electronic Battleship.
The electronic ine now represents
about 15 per cent of the sales for the
"It (video) is the same thing that company founded in 1886, Moon said.
Video Games Are Just a Passing Fad - Milton Bradley (1977)

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soloucity you look best nmy
iadimir Tarasenko
@soloucity I can sign your jersey or get you new
one. Happy to have new @StLouisBlues fan
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Looks like @soloucity is enjoying his
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#stiblues
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Guys first hockey game!: You Retweeted Tony X. @soloucity 3h White people been hiding hockey from us for years bruh. This shit lit 다10.1K 13K You Retweeted Tony X. @soloucity This shit lit as Fuck Lmaooooooo 3h 다 177 286 You Retweeted Tony X. esoloucity 2h The goalie just said Fuck it and left? 3 1,366 1,796 You Retweeted Tony X.soloucity 다522 St. Louis Blues O 2h Empty net? 475 Welcome to Hockey Twitter & #stblues fandom, @soloucity! Want to check out Game 3 live? It's on us! #WeAll Bleed Blue on us! Tony X. soloucity 昏 twitter.com/DeionGottaSTFu.. rm there 977 should i bring alacket?傘rm so serous. Itisa room fuil ofice Weco าย to Hockey Twitter & nttues tanom, osotootyl wart to check Vladimir Tarasenko @soloucity I think you look best in my 91 #eNHL17Tarasenko #NHL17Covente TARASENKO L 91 soloucity you look best nmy iadimir Tarasenko @soloucity I can sign your jersey or get you new one. Happy to have new @StLouisBlues fan #NHLI 7CoverVote #NHL 1 7CoverVote Tony X It's not cold....noted for future references St. Louis Blues Looks like @soloucity is enjoying his first hockey game. #WeAllBleedBlue #stiblues St. Louis Blues Retweeted Tony X Game was amazing@sp6à #LGB. I need sleep!!! Guys first hockey game!

Guys first hockey game!: You Retweeted
Tony X. @soloucity
3h
White people been hiding hockey from
us for years bruh. This shit lit
다10.1K
13K
You Retweeted
Tony X. @soloucity
This shit lit as Fuck Lmaooooooo
3h
다 177
286
You Retweeted
Tony X. esoloucity
2h
The goalie just said Fuck it and left?
3 1,366 1,796
You Retweeted
Tony X.soloucity
다522
St. Louis Blues O
2h
Empty net?
475
Welcome to Hockey Twitter & #stblues
fandom, @soloucity! Want to check out
Game 3 live? It's on us!
#WeAll Bleed Blue
on
us!
Tony X. soloucity
昏 twitter.com/DeionGottaSTFu..
rm there 977 should i bring alacket?傘rm so serous. Itisa
room fuil ofice
Weco
าย to Hockey Twitter & nttues tanom, osotootyl wart to check
Vladimir Tarasenko
@soloucity I think you look best in my 91
#eNHL17Tarasenko #NHL17Covente
TARASENKO
L 91
soloucity you look best nmy
iadimir Tarasenko
@soloucity I can sign your jersey or get you new
one. Happy to have new @StLouisBlues fan
#NHLI 7CoverVote #NHL 1 7CoverVote
Tony X
It's not cold....noted for future
references
St. Louis Blues
Looks like @soloucity is enjoying his
first hockey game. #WeAllBleedBlue
#stiblues
St. Louis Blues Retweeted
Tony X
Game was amazing@sp6à #LGB. I
need sleep!!!
Guys first hockey game!

Guys first hockey game!: You Retweeted
Tony X. @soloucity
3h
White people been hiding hockey from
us for years bruh. This shit lit
다10.1K
13K
You Retweeted
Tony X. @soloucity
This shit lit as Fuck Lmaooooooo
3h
다 177
286
You Retweeted
Tony X. esoloucity
2h
The goalie just said Fuck it and left?
3 1,366 1,796
You Retweeted
Tony X.soloucity
다522
St. Louis Blues O
2h
Empty net?
475
Welcome to Hockey Twitter & #stblues
fandom, @soloucity! Want to check out
Game 3 live? It's on us!
#WeAll Bleed Blue
on
us!
Tony X. soloucity
昏 twitter.com/DeionGottaSTFu..
rm there 977 should i bring alacket?傘rm so serous. Itisa
room fuil ofice
Weco
าย to Hockey Twitter & nttues tanom, osotootyl wart to check
Vladimir Tarasenko
@soloucity I think you look best in my 91
#eNHL17Tarasenko #NHL17Covente
TARASENKO
L 91
soloucity you look best nmy
iadimir Tarasenko
@soloucity I can sign your jersey or get you new
one. Happy to have new @StLouisBlues fan
#NHLI 7CoverVote #NHL 1 7CoverVote
Tony X
It's not cold....noted for future
references
St. Louis Blues
Looks like @soloucity is enjoying his
first hockey game. #WeAllBleedBlue
#stiblues
St. Louis Blues Retweeted
Tony X
Game was amazing@sp6à #LGB. I
need sleep!!!
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This guy is living his dream by K7NGComment MORE MEMES: You Retweeted Tony X. @soloucity 3h White people been hiding hockey from us for years bruh. This shit lit 다10.1K 13K You Retweeted Tony X. @soloucity This shit lit as Fuck Lmaooooooo 3h 다 177 286 You Retweeted Tony X. esoloucity 2h The goalie just said Fuck it and left? 3 1,366 1,796 You Retweeted Tony X.soloucity 다522 St. Louis Blues O 2h Empty net? 475 Welcome to Hockey Twitter & #stblues fandom, @soloucity! Want to check out Game 3 live? It's on us! #WeAll Bleed Blue on us! Tony X. soloucity 昏 twitter.com/DeionGottaSTFu.. rm there 977 should i bring alacket?傘rm so serous. Itisa room fuil ofice Weco าย to Hockey Twitter & nttues tanom, osotootyl wart to check Vladimir Tarasenko @soloucity I think you look best in my 91 #eNHL17Tarasenko #NHL17Covente TARASENKO L 91 soloucity you look best nmy iadimir Tarasenko @soloucity I can sign your jersey or get you new one. Happy to have new @StLouisBlues fan #NHLI 7CoverVote #NHL 1 7CoverVote Tony X It's not cold....noted for future references St. Louis Blues Looks like @soloucity is enjoying his first hockey game. #WeAllBleedBlue #stiblues St. Louis Blues Retweeted Tony X Game was amazing@sp6à #LGB. I need sleep!!! This guy is living his dream by K7NGComment MORE MEMES

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MORE MEMES: You Retweeted
Tony X. @soloucity
3h
White people been hiding hockey from
us for years bruh. This shit lit
다10.1K
13K
You Retweeted
Tony X. @soloucity
This shit lit as Fuck Lmaooooooo
3h
다 177
286
You Retweeted
Tony X. esoloucity
2h
The goalie just said Fuck it and left?
3 1,366 1,796
You Retweeted
Tony X.soloucity
다522
St. Louis Blues O
2h
Empty net?
475
Welcome to Hockey Twitter & #stblues
fandom, @soloucity! Want to check out
Game 3 live? It's on us!
#WeAll Bleed Blue
on
us!
Tony X. soloucity
昏 twitter.com/DeionGottaSTFu..
rm there 977 should i bring alacket?傘rm so serous. Itisa
room fuil ofice
Weco
าย to Hockey Twitter & nttues tanom, osotootyl wart to check
Vladimir Tarasenko
@soloucity I think you look best in my 91
#eNHL17Tarasenko #NHL17Covente
TARASENKO
L 91
soloucity you look best nmy
iadimir Tarasenko
@soloucity I can sign your jersey or get you new
one. Happy to have new @StLouisBlues fan
#NHLI 7CoverVote #NHL 1 7CoverVote
Tony X
It's not cold....noted for future
references
St. Louis Blues
Looks like @soloucity is enjoying his
first hockey game. #WeAllBleedBlue
#stiblues
St. Louis Blues Retweeted
Tony X
Game was amazing@sp6à #LGB. I
need sleep!!!
This guy is living his dream by K7NGComment
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This guy is living his dream by K7NGComment
MORE MEMES: You Retweeted
Tony X. @soloucity
3h
White people been hiding hockey from
us for years bruh. This shit lit
다10.1K
13K
You Retweeted
Tony X. @soloucity
This shit lit as Fuck Lmaooooooo
3h
다 177
286
You Retweeted
Tony X. esoloucity
2h
The goalie just said Fuck it and left?
3 1,366 1,796
You Retweeted
Tony X.soloucity
다522
St. Louis Blues O
2h
Empty net?
475
Welcome to Hockey Twitter & #stblues
fandom, @soloucity! Want to check out
Game 3 live? It's on us!
#WeAll Bleed Blue
on
us!
Tony X. soloucity
昏 twitter.com/DeionGottaSTFu..
rm there 977 should i bring alacket?傘rm so serous. Itisa
room fuil ofice
Weco
าย to Hockey Twitter & nttues tanom, osotootyl wart to check
Vladimir Tarasenko
@soloucity I think you look best in my 91
#eNHL17Tarasenko #NHL17Covente
TARASENKO
L 91
soloucity you look best nmy
iadimir Tarasenko
@soloucity I can sign your jersey or get you new
one. Happy to have new @StLouisBlues fan
#NHLI 7CoverVote #NHL 1 7CoverVote
Tony X
It's not cold....noted for future
references
St. Louis Blues
Looks like @soloucity is enjoying his
first hockey game. #WeAllBleedBlue
#stiblues
St. Louis Blues Retweeted
Tony X
Game was amazing@sp6à #LGB. I
need sleep!!!
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Dont fall for their shenanigans: speak up! by blueunionsuit MORE MEMES: o movistar 3G 8:51 AM Tweet it's all ephemera @rhymeswithvery Replying to @rhymeswithvery and @anne theriault When a doctor dismisses my symptoms, I say I want it noted in my chart -- while l wait -- that *they've chosen* not to run any tests. They then run tests. I recommend this approach to anyone facing discrimination instead of diagnostics. (I have 2 autoimmune disorders.) 7/26/18, 8:13 AM 28 Retweets 73 Likes Tweet your reply Dont fall for their shenanigans: speak up! by blueunionsuit MORE MEMES

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@rhymeswithvery
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When a doctor dismisses my
symptoms, I say I want it noted in
my chart -- while l wait -- that
*they've chosen* not to run any
tests. They then run tests. I
recommend this approach to
anyone facing discrimination
instead of diagnostics. (I have 2
autoimmune disorders.)
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it's all ephemera
@rhymeswithvery
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@anne theriault
When a doctor dismisses my
symptoms, I say I want it noted in
my chart -- while l wait -- that
*they've chosen* not to run any
tests. They then run tests. I
recommend this approach to
anyone facing discrimination
instead of diagnostics. (I have 2
autoimmune disorders.)
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November #HAMILDROP: Here is the moment in Chernow’s book—when Hamilton argued for New York to be part of these new United States—and Hamilton being embraced by his adopted city—that we couldn’t fit in the show. So I called John Kander and we wrote it together. Stay tuned. https://t.co/wdTtcukaEZ: in New York. Emotions, however, remained venomous even after ten states ratified the Constitution, and Governor Clinton still thought civil war possible. One member of the French diplomatic legation, Victor du Pont, wrote to Samuel du Pont de Nemours that if the Constitution faltered in New York, outraged federalists might pounce on Clinton and his retinue when they returned home and "smear them with tar, roll them in feathers, and finally walk them through the streets."111 On July 17, Hamilton predicted that New York City might secede from the state if the Constitution was turned down; Clinton chided him from his chair for his "highly indiscreet and improper" warning.112 Working himself up into a grand state of pathos, Hamilton summoned the ghosts of "departed patriots" and living heroes and with his words wrung tears from onlookers.113 Days later, Melancton Smith finally broke the deadlock when he endorsed the Constitution if Congress would promise to consider some amendments. Paying indirect tribute to Hamilton, Smith credited "the reasonings of gentlemen" on the other side for his changed vote.114 On July 26, Smith and a dozen other antifederalists switched their votes to favor the Constitution, producing a wafer-thin majority The final vote of thirty to twenty-seven was the smallest victory margin at any state convention and portended future political troubles for Hamilton. Governor Clinton would not budge but tolerated followers who changed their votes. Anticipating New York's approval, a huge rally had taken place in New York City three days earlier to express boisterous enthusiasm for the new government. It started at eight in the morning in light rain as five thousand representatives of sixty trades-from wig makers to bricklayers, florists to cabinetmakers-marched down Broadway amid a profusion of brightly colored floats and banners. The Constitution might be denounced as a rich man's plot upstate, but the city's artisans were now stouthearted federalists and crafted displays to illustrate the benefits that would flow from union. The bakers hoisted aloft a ten-foot "federal loaf," brewers pulleda three-hundred-gallon cask of ale, and coopers hauled barrels built with thirteen staves. Many of Hamilton's friends joined the crowd. Robert Troup marched alongside lawyers and judges, brandishing the new Constitution. Nicholas Cruger, his old employer from St. Croix, donned a farmer's costume and escorted a plow drawn by six Oxen. The parade apotheosized the hero of the hour, the man who had snatched victory from thee antifederalist majority. So exuberant was the lionization of Alexander Hamilton that admirers wanted to rechristen the city "Hamiltoniana." It was one of the few times in his life that Hamilton basked in the warmth of public adulation. Sail makers waved a flag depicting a laurel-wreathed Hamilton bearing the Constitution while an allegorical figure representing Fame blew a trumpet in the air. This paled before the grandest tribute of all to Hamilton. Gliding down Broadway, pulled by ten horses, was a miniature frigate, twenty-seven feet long, baptized the "Federal Ship Hamilton." The model ship rose above all other floats "with flowing sheets and full sails[.]..the canvas waves dashing against her sides" and concealing the carriage wheels moving the ship, noted one observer.115 The cart men fluttered banners that proclaimed, "Behold the federal ship of fame /The Hamilton we call her name; / To every craft she gives employ; / Sure cartmen have their share of joy."116 When the Hamilton arrived near the Battery, it was received by congressmen standing outside Bayard's Tavern. To represent the transition from the Articles of Confederation to the Constitution, the ship changed pilots amid a deafening cannonade. The parade marked the zenith of the federalist alliance with city artisans. Hamilton had never courted the masses, and never again was he to enjoy their favor to this extent. Riding high on the crest of the new Constitution, Hamilton and the federalists held undisputed sway in the city November #HAMILDROP: Here is the moment in Chernow’s book—when Hamilton argued for New York to be part of these new United States—and Hamilton being embraced by his adopted city—that we couldn’t fit in the show. So I called John Kander and we wrote it together. Stay tuned. https://t.co/wdTtcukaEZ

November #HAMILDROP:
Here is the moment in Chernow’s book—when Hamilton argued for New York to be part of these new United States—and Hamilton being embraced by his adopted city—that we couldn’t fit in the show.
So I called John Kander and we wrote it together. Stay tuned. https://t.co/wdTtcukaEZ: in New York. Emotions, however, remained
venomous even after ten states ratified the
Constitution, and Governor Clinton still thought
civil war possible. One member of the French
diplomatic legation, Victor du Pont, wrote to
Samuel du Pont de Nemours that if the
Constitution faltered in New York, outraged
federalists might pounce on Clinton and his
retinue when they returned home and "smear
them with tar, roll them in feathers, and finally
walk them through the streets."111 On July 17,
Hamilton predicted that New York City might
secede from the state if the Constitution was
turned down; Clinton chided him from his chair
for his "highly indiscreet and improper"
warning.112 Working himself up into a grand
state of pathos, Hamilton summoned the ghosts
of "departed patriots" and living heroes and with
his words wrung tears from onlookers.113
Days later, Melancton Smith finally broke the
deadlock when he endorsed the Constitution if
Congress would promise to consider some
amendments. Paying indirect tribute to
Hamilton, Smith credited "the reasonings of
gentlemen" on the other side for his changed

vote.114 On July 26, Smith and a dozen other
antifederalists switched their votes to favor the
Constitution, producing a wafer-thin majority
The final vote of thirty to twenty-seven was the
smallest victory margin at any state convention
and portended future political troubles for
Hamilton. Governor Clinton would not budge
but tolerated followers who changed their votes.
Anticipating New York's approval, a huge rally
had taken place in New York City three days
earlier to express boisterous enthusiasm for the
new government. It started at eight in the
morning in light rain as five thousand
representatives of sixty trades-from wig
makers to bricklayers, florists to
cabinetmakers-marched down Broadway amid
a profusion of brightly colored floats and
banners. The Constitution might be denounced
as a rich man's plot upstate, but the city's
artisans were now stouthearted federalists and
crafted displays to illustrate the benefits that
would flow from union. The bakers hoisted aloft
a ten-foot "federal loaf," brewers pulleda
three-hundred-gallon cask of ale, and coopers
hauled barrels built with thirteen staves. Many
of Hamilton's friends joined the crowd. Robert

Troup marched alongside lawyers and judges,
brandishing the new Constitution. Nicholas
Cruger, his old employer from St. Croix, donned
a farmer's costume and escorted a plow drawn
by six Oxen.
The parade apotheosized the hero of the hour,
the man who had snatched victory from thee
antifederalist majority. So exuberant was the
lionization of Alexander Hamilton that admirers
wanted to rechristen the city "Hamiltoniana." It
was one of the few times in his life that
Hamilton basked in the warmth of public
adulation. Sail makers waved a flag depicting a
laurel-wreathed Hamilton bearing the
Constitution while an allegorical figure
representing Fame blew a trumpet in the air.
This paled before the grandest tribute of all to
Hamilton. Gliding down Broadway, pulled by ten
horses, was a miniature frigate, twenty-seven
feet long, baptized the "Federal Ship Hamilton."
The model ship rose above all other floats "with
flowing sheets and full sails[.]..the canvas
waves dashing against her sides" and
concealing the carriage wheels moving the ship,
noted one observer.115 The cart men fluttered
banners that proclaimed, "Behold the federal

ship of fame /The Hamilton we call her name; /
To every craft she gives employ; / Sure cartmen
have their share of joy."116 When the Hamilton
arrived near the Battery, it was received by
congressmen standing outside Bayard's Tavern.
To represent the transition from the Articles of
Confederation to the Constitution, the ship
changed pilots amid a deafening cannonade.
The parade marked the zenith of the federalist
alliance with city artisans. Hamilton had never
courted the masses, and never again was he to
enjoy their favor to this extent. Riding high on
the crest of the new Constitution, Hamilton and
the federalists held undisputed sway in the city
November #HAMILDROP:
Here is the moment in Chernow’s book—when Hamilton argued for New York to be part of these new United States—and Hamilton being embraced by his adopted city—that we couldn’t fit in the show.
So I called John Kander and we wrote it together. Stay tuned. https://t.co/wdTtcukaEZ

November #HAMILDROP:
Here is the moment in Chernow’s book—when Hamilton argued for New York to be part of these new United States—and Hamilton being embraced by his adopted city—that we couldn’t fit in the show.
So I called John Kander and we wrote it together. Stay tuned. https://t.co/wdTtcukaEZ: in New York. Emotions, however, remained
venomous even after ten states ratified the
Constitution, and Governor Clinton still thought
civil war possible. One member of the French
diplomatic legation, Victor du Pont, wrote to
Samuel du Pont de Nemours that if the
Constitution faltered in New York, outraged
federalists might pounce on Clinton and his
retinue when they returned home and "smear
them with tar, roll them in feathers, and finally
walk them through the streets."111 On July 17,
Hamilton predicted that New York City might
secede from the state if the Constitution was
turned down; Clinton chided him from his chair
for his "highly indiscreet and improper"
warning.112 Working himself up into a grand
state of pathos, Hamilton summoned the ghosts
of "departed patriots" and living heroes and with
his words wrung tears from onlookers.113
Days later, Melancton Smith finally broke the
deadlock when he endorsed the Constitution if
Congress would promise to consider some
amendments. Paying indirect tribute to
Hamilton, Smith credited "the reasonings of
gentlemen" on the other side for his changed

vote.114 On July 26, Smith and a dozen other
antifederalists switched their votes to favor the
Constitution, producing a wafer-thin majority
The final vote of thirty to twenty-seven was the
smallest victory margin at any state convention
and portended future political troubles for
Hamilton. Governor Clinton would not budge
but tolerated followers who changed their votes.
Anticipating New York's approval, a huge rally
had taken place in New York City three days
earlier to express boisterous enthusiasm for the
new government. It started at eight in the
morning in light rain as five thousand
representatives of sixty trades-from wig
makers to bricklayers, florists to
cabinetmakers-marched down Broadway amid
a profusion of brightly colored floats and
banners. The Constitution might be denounced
as a rich man's plot upstate, but the city's
artisans were now stouthearted federalists and
crafted displays to illustrate the benefits that
would flow from union. The bakers hoisted aloft
a ten-foot "federal loaf," brewers pulleda
three-hundred-gallon cask of ale, and coopers
hauled barrels built with thirteen staves. Many
of Hamilton's friends joined the crowd. Robert

Troup marched alongside lawyers and judges,
brandishing the new Constitution. Nicholas
Cruger, his old employer from St. Croix, donned
a farmer's costume and escorted a plow drawn
by six Oxen.
The parade apotheosized the hero of the hour,
the man who had snatched victory from thee
antifederalist majority. So exuberant was the
lionization of Alexander Hamilton that admirers
wanted to rechristen the city "Hamiltoniana." It
was one of the few times in his life that
Hamilton basked in the warmth of public
adulation. Sail makers waved a flag depicting a
laurel-wreathed Hamilton bearing the
Constitution while an allegorical figure
representing Fame blew a trumpet in the air.
This paled before the grandest tribute of all to
Hamilton. Gliding down Broadway, pulled by ten
horses, was a miniature frigate, twenty-seven
feet long, baptized the "Federal Ship Hamilton."
The model ship rose above all other floats "with
flowing sheets and full sails[.]..the canvas
waves dashing against her sides" and
concealing the carriage wheels moving the ship,
noted one observer.115 The cart men fluttered
banners that proclaimed, "Behold the federal

ship of fame /The Hamilton we call her name; /
To every craft she gives employ; / Sure cartmen
have their share of joy."116 When the Hamilton
arrived near the Battery, it was received by
congressmen standing outside Bayard's Tavern.
To represent the transition from the Articles of
Confederation to the Constitution, the ship
changed pilots amid a deafening cannonade.
The parade marked the zenith of the federalist
alliance with city artisans. Hamilton had never
courted the masses, and never again was he to
enjoy their favor to this extent. Riding high on
the crest of the new Constitution, Hamilton and
the federalists held undisputed sway in the city
November #HAMILDROP:
Here is the moment in Chernow’s book—when Hamilton argued for New York to be part of these new United States—and Hamilton being embraced by his adopted city—that we couldn’t fit in the show.
So I called John Kander and we wrote it together. Stay tuned. https://t.co/wdTtcukaEZ

November #HAMILDROP: Here is the moment in Chernow’s book—when Hamilton argued for New York to be part of these new United States—and Ham...

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On “Fox News Sunday,” Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen called the mass shooting in a Pittsburgh synagogue on Saturday “a pure act of evil” and noted that DHS officials had previously visited the house of worship to give advice to its staff on a possible active shooter scenario.: AP Photo/Alex Brandon FOX NEWS chan ne I This was a pure act of evil Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsein On “Fox News Sunday,” Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen called the mass shooting in a Pittsburgh synagogue on Saturday “a pure act of evil” and noted that DHS officials had previously visited the house of worship to give advice to its staff on a possible active shooter scenario.

On “Fox News Sunday,” Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen called the mass shooting in a Pittsburgh synagogue on Saturday “a pure act of evil” and noted that DHS officials had previously visited the house of worship to give advice to its staff on a possible active shooter scenario.: AP Photo/Alex Brandon
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On “Fox News Sunday,” Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen called the mass shooting in a Pittsburgh synagogue on Saturday “a pure act of evil” and noted that DHS officials had previously visited the house of worship to give advice to its staff on a possible active shooter scenario.

On “Fox News Sunday,” Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen called the mass shooting in a Pittsburgh synagogue on Saturday “a pure act of evil” and noted that DHS officials had previously visited the house of worship to give advice to its staff on a possible active shooter scenario.: AP Photo/Alex Brandon
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NEWS
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On “Fox News Sunday,” Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen called the mass shooting in a Pittsburgh synagogue on Saturday “a pure act of evil” and noted that DHS officials had previously visited the house of worship to give advice to its staff on a possible active shooter scenario.

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b99: this is already iconic: Why aren't we all sitting together? send Dear Jake This is the safety protocol. We are less conspicuous traveling as individuals. Sincerely Raymond Holt send You don't have to sign your name on texts. send Dear Jake, Suggestion noted. Sincerely, Raymond Holt send b99: this is already iconic

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this is already iconic: Why aren't we all sitting
together?
send

Dear Jake
This is the safety
protocol. We are less
conspicuous
traveling as individuals.
Sincerely
Raymond Holt
send

You don't have to sign
your name on texts.
send

Dear Jake,
Suggestion noted.
Sincerely,
Raymond Holt
send
b99:
this is already iconic

b99:
this is already iconic: Why aren't we all sitting
together?
send

Dear Jake
This is the safety
protocol. We are less
conspicuous
traveling as individuals.
Sincerely
Raymond Holt
send

You don't have to sign
your name on texts.
send

Dear Jake,
Suggestion noted.
Sincerely,
Raymond Holt
send
b99:
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rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed. “I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.” “I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.” Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on. In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix. Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful. “I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.” “There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.” Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time. “It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.” While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower. “I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.” “I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added. At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place. : Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend's Shower Routine NEWS Local Relationships ISSUE 49-29 Jul 16, 2013 23 Jacob Ferris, 25, has no idea what his girlfriend Sarah uses this rock in her shower for rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed. “I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.” “I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.” Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on. In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix. Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful. “I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.” “There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.” Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time. “It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.” While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower. “I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.” “I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added. At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

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Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.
“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”
“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”
Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.
In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.
Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.
“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”
“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”
Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.
“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”
While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.
“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”
“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.
At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend's Shower
Routine
NEWS Local Relationships ISSUE 49-29 Jul 16, 2013
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Jacob Ferris, 25, has no idea what his girlfriend Sarah uses this rock in her shower for
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Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.
“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”
“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”
Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.
In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.
Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.
“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”
“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”
Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.
“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”
While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.
“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”
“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.
At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

rubitrightintomyeyes:

theonion:

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.
“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”
“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”
Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.
In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.
Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.
“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”
“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”
Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.
“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”
While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.
“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”
“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.
At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend's Shower
Routine
NEWS Local Relationships ISSUE 49-29 Jul 16, 2013
23
Jacob Ferris, 25, has no idea what his girlfriend Sarah uses this rock in her shower for
rubitrightintomyeyes:

theonion:

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.
“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”
“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”
Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.
In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.
Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.
“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”
“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”
Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.
“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”
While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.
“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”
“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.
At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

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Anyone have the story of the ship that wanted the lighthouse to move out of its way?: Actual Exchanges Between Pilots And Control Towers, These Are Priceless, Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise reduction turn right 45 Degrees." TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?" From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: T'm f-ing bored! Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!" Unknown aircraft: said l was f-ing bored, not f-ing stupid! O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound." United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this...l've got the little Fokker in sight." A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long rollout after touching down. San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadelupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport." A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the following: Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?" Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English." Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?" Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war!" Anyone have the story of the ship that wanted the lighthouse to move out of its way?

Anyone have the story of the ship that wanted the lighthouse to move out of its way?: Actual Exchanges Between Pilots And
Control Towers, These Are Priceless,
Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise reduction turn right 45
Degrees."
TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much
noise can we make up here?"
Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747
makes when it hits a 727?"
From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long
takeoff queue: T'm f-ing bored!
Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting,
identify yourself immediately!"
Unknown aircraft: said l was f-ing bored, not f-ing
stupid!
O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy
your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles,
Eastbound."
United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say
this...l've got the little Fokker in sight."
A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an
exceedingly long rollout after touching down.
San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a hard
right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able.
If you are not able, take the Guadelupe exit off Highway
101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."
A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in
Munich, overheard the following: Lufthansa (in
German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must
speak in English."
Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German
airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful
British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war!"
Anyone have the story of the ship that wanted the lighthouse to move out of its way?

Anyone have the story of the ship that wanted the lighthouse to move out of its way?: Actual Exchanges Between Pilots And
Control Towers, These Are Priceless,
Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise reduction turn right 45
Degrees."
TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much
noise can we make up here?"
Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747
makes when it hits a 727?"
From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long
takeoff queue: T'm f-ing bored!
Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting,
identify yourself immediately!"
Unknown aircraft: said l was f-ing bored, not f-ing
stupid!
O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy
your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles,
Eastbound."
United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say
this...l've got the little Fokker in sight."
A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an
exceedingly long rollout after touching down.
San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a hard
right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able.
If you are not able, take the Guadelupe exit off Highway
101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."
A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in
Munich, overheard the following: Lufthansa (in
German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must
speak in English."
Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German
airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful
British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war!"
Anyone have the story of the ship that wanted the lighthouse to move out of its way?

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noted: Bethany Albertsorn @AlbertsonB2 My friend noted that a mutual friend seemed really upset the other day in response to Kavanaugh.I cautioned him, most of the women you know are about one conversation away from crying or screaming. I'm putting that out there as a PSA. 9/20/18, 9:03 PM

noted: Bethany Albertsorn
@AlbertsonB2
My friend noted that a mutual friend
seemed really upset the other day in
response to Kavanaugh.I cautioned
him, most of the women you know are
about one conversation away from
crying or screaming. I'm putting that
out there as a PSA.
9/20/18, 9:03 PM

noted: Bethany Albertsorn
@AlbertsonB2
My friend noted that a mutual friend
seemed really upset the other day in
response to Kavanaugh.I cautioned
him, most of the women you know are
about one conversation away from
crying or screaming. I'm putting that
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Ima be real with you 57th Prime Minister of Japan.: captainsnoop i went in to a cells at work thread on 4chan's la/ because i can't help but immerse myself in sludge and the whole thread was anons talking about how they've been eating better and drinking more water because they want the anime girls that live inside of them to be happier shinzo abe you son of a bitch, you did it. captainsnoop eneco0 What arealsetofbadonkers please.. explain cells at work is an anime about anthropomorphic cells living in a human body, depicted as a large city otaku on 4chan watched the show and, in a desire to make the cells in their bodies happy, have started to live healthier lives shinzo abe, the prime minister of japan and noted son of a bitch, actually managed to get anime viewers to start taking care of themselves through nime shinzo-abe-official Mission accomplished, now fuck already captainsnoop baby steps, mister prime minister. Source: captainsnoop Ima be real with you 57th Prime Minister of Japan.

Ima be real with you 57th Prime Minister of Japan.: captainsnoop
i went in to a cells at work thread on 4chan's la/ because i can't help but
immerse myself in sludge and the whole thread was anons talking about
how they've been eating better and drinking more water because they
want the anime girls that live inside of them to be happier
shinzo abe you son of a bitch, you did it.
captainsnoop
eneco0
What
arealsetofbadonkers
please.. explain
cells at work is an anime about anthropomorphic cells living in a human
body, depicted as a large city
otaku on 4chan watched the show and, in a desire to make the cells in
their bodies happy, have started to live healthier lives
shinzo abe, the prime minister of japan and noted son of a bitch, actually
managed to get anime viewers to start taking care of themselves through
nime
shinzo-abe-official
Mission accomplished, now fuck already
captainsnoop
baby steps, mister prime minister.
Source: captainsnoop
Ima be real with you 57th Prime Minister of Japan.

Ima be real with you 57th Prime Minister of Japan.: captainsnoop
i went in to a cells at work thread on 4chan's la/ because i can't help but
immerse myself in sludge and the whole thread was anons talking about
how they've been eating better and drinking more water because they
want the anime girls that live inside of them to be happier
shinzo abe you son of a bitch, you did it.
captainsnoop
eneco0
What
arealsetofbadonkers
please.. explain
cells at work is an anime about anthropomorphic cells living in a human
body, depicted as a large city
otaku on 4chan watched the show and, in a desire to make the cells in
their bodies happy, have started to live healthier lives
shinzo abe, the prime minister of japan and noted son of a bitch, actually
managed to get anime viewers to start taking care of themselves through
nime
shinzo-abe-official
Mission accomplished, now fuck already
captainsnoop
baby steps, mister prime minister.
Source: captainsnoop
Ima be real with you 57th Prime Minister of Japan.

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I cannot believe this is real: Telling the bees From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia The telling of the bees is a traditional European custom, in which bees would be told of important events in their keeper's lives, such as births, marriages, or departures and returns in the household. If the custom was omitted or forgotten and the bees were not "put into mourning" then it was believed a penalty would be paid, such as the bees might leave their hive, stop producing honey, or die.1 The custom has been most widely noted in England but also recorded in Ireland, Wales, Germany, Netherlands, France, Switzerland, and the United States,121314S6 Little is known about the origins of this practice, although there is some unfounded speculation that it is loosely derived from or perhaps inspired by ancient Aegean notions about bees' ability to bridge the natural world with the afterlife. oakydokey me shoving my head into a beehive: yall would not fuckin BELIEVE the day I've had I cannot believe this is real

I cannot believe this is real: Telling the bees
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The telling of the bees is a traditional European
custom, in which bees would be told of important
events in their keeper's lives, such as births, marriages,
or departures and returns in the household. If the
custom was omitted or forgotten and the bees were not
"put into mourning" then it was believed a penalty
would be paid, such as the bees might leave their hive,
stop producing honey, or die.1 The custom has been
most widely noted in England but also recorded in
Ireland, Wales, Germany, Netherlands, France,
Switzerland, and the United States,121314S6
Little is known about the origins of this practice,
although there is some unfounded speculation that it
is loosely derived from or perhaps inspired by
ancient Aegean notions about bees' ability to
bridge the natural world with the afterlife.
oakydokey
me shoving my head into a beehive: yall would not
fuckin BELIEVE the day I've had
I cannot believe this is real

I cannot believe this is real: Telling the bees
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The telling of the bees is a traditional European
custom, in which bees would be told of important
events in their keeper's lives, such as births, marriages,
or departures and returns in the household. If the
custom was omitted or forgotten and the bees were not
"put into mourning" then it was believed a penalty
would be paid, such as the bees might leave their hive,
stop producing honey, or die.1 The custom has been
most widely noted in England but also recorded in
Ireland, Wales, Germany, Netherlands, France,
Switzerland, and the United States,121314S6
Little is known about the origins of this practice,
although there is some unfounded speculation that it
is loosely derived from or perhaps inspired by
ancient Aegean notions about bees' ability to
bridge the natural world with the afterlife.
oakydokey
me shoving my head into a beehive: yall would not
fuckin BELIEVE the day I've had
I cannot believe this is real

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