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9gag, Dank, and Starbucks: There's no Starbucks in your city?
Why not make your own coffee?
1. Yell your name wrong.
2. Burn a $10 bill.
3. OK, done. You nailed it.
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At least you won’t get arrested if you buy nothing. ☕️
https://9gag.com/gag/argm9dV?ref=fbpic
At least you won’t get arrested if you buy nothing. ☕️ https://9gag.com/gag/argm9dV?ref=fbpic
Bruh, Definitely, and Rap: king of the youthO
@lilyachty
real underdog bruh, I can prolly out rap
75% of the new generation but niggas
sleep on me. Plus i ain't got nothing to
prove brother
PURPP @smokepurpp
Bro this nigga @lilyachty sooo underrated,
this nigga deadass got bars and people
overlook him smh, definitely top 10 rn NO
CAP
Smokepurpp says Lil Yachty is underrated and Yachty responded that he can out rap 75% of the new generation of rappers...thoughts? 👇🎤🤔 @Smokepurpp @LilYachty https://t.co/aHRq6T8xaX
Smokepurpp says Lil Yachty is underrated and Yachty responded that he can out rap 75% of the new generation of rappers...thoughts? 👇🎤🤔 @Smok...
Girl, India, and Old: MEET 22-YEAR-OLD
DELHI GIRL 'NISHTHA DUDEJA'
LAUGHING
WHILE EVERYONE IS SO BUSY
IN NOTHING SHE HAS WON
MISS INDIA DEAF 2018 TITLE
LET'S MAKE HER FAMOUS
Congrats To #NishthaDudeja :)
#Inspiration #NeverGiveUpOnYourDreams
Congrats To #NishthaDudeja :) #Inspiration #NeverGiveUpOnYourDreams
9gag, Dank, and Friday: 40
FRIDAY 13TH
KEEP CALM
AND
DON'T GO SWIMMING
DON'T HAVE SEX
DON'T SMOKE
DON'T DRINK
DON'T GO OUT
DON'T SPLIT UP
DON'T RUN FROM THE KILLER
IF YOU TRIP, GET UP AND RUN
AND ABOVE ALL
TURN ON THE STUPID LIGHT BEFORE ENTERING ANY ROOM
Don't trip over nothing on Friday 13th.
https://9gag.com/tag/friday-the-13th?ref=fbp
Don't trip over nothing on Friday 13th. https://9gag.com/tag/friday-the-13th?ref=fbp
Memes, Abortion, and Bear: Liberals believe that the
Constitution gives citizens the
right to an abortion, even
though the Constitution says
nothing about it.
THE
NEWLY
But they don't believe it gives
you the right to bear arms, even
though it says so explicitly.
Bottom line: Liberals don't really
believe in the Constitution at all
They just want to impose their
will on everyone else
Nails it!
Nails it!
Aww, Lol, and Massage: Right okay, that's perfectly fine:)
17:08
Do u have a pic so i know who im
talking too
17:08
There's a pic as my WhatsApp image
17:08
Cant see one
17:08
You can also check it out on my
website
17:09
There you can read everything about
me and what I do :)
17:09
My name is
17:09
Hi
17:10
U look lovely
17:10
Thanks 17:11
Am i ok naked 17:11
IType a message
Yes that is fine, as long as you don't
mind me covering up your bits, I don't
much care for looking at everyone's:
If you're naked it is easier getting to
the parts you use a lot for MMA
17:12
Hahahhaa 17:12
I do get aroused usually when my
thighs are massaged so hope ur not
offended
17:13
As long as I don't have to do anything
sexual it doesn't bother me. Bodily
functions happen
17:13
Quite often even 1713
Aww thats good then 17:14
I had a masseuse give me a horrible
shouting at
17:14
That's strange, it's not something yc
can usually control
17:14
Type a message OO
I know17:14
I said jokingly after you should be
flattered
17:15
That didnt help at all lo17:15
Hahaha 17:15
Do u have a pic
17:15
Of what? 17:16/
You 17:16
Another pic 17:16
Why do you need another pic? 17:17
Just making sure its you
17:17
Well it is my website 17:17
So l'd hope it's me 1717
Cmon 17:17
|Type a message
You can compare the phone numbers
17:17
Just 1 pic 17:18
I don't think it's necessary 17:18
Please
17:18
No, I'm sorry. I think that is a little
strange. You've seen a picture of me,
and even then I don't think it would
matter by who the massage is as
long as it helps your muscles 17:20
Well u are nice looking which helps
17:20
I'm sure it does 17:21
Im defo ok naked
17:21
Well it's getting a bit weird if you ask
for it so much. I'm not doing anythir
sexual
17:22
lype a message
I just like it tbh 17-22
Nothing sexual wanted 17:22
Just feels nice while u massage
17:23
Then it's fine 17:23
ld prefer uncovered
17:23
And I don't. I don't want to look at
everyone's bits
17:23
Im not everyone lol 17:24
For me you are a client. I cover
everyone up, you are one of everyone
1 7:24、//
Can i touch myself under the towel
while u massage
17:24
I'm going to stop replying now 17:25
Stay 17:26
Type a message
I'm a massage therapist - this is the type of person that talks to me on a daily basis.
I'm a massage therapist - this is the type of person that talks to me on a daily basis.
Apparently, Beautiful, and Confused: Hi
Morning
Your holiday Monday off to a
good start?
Monday 09:15
Yes nice what r u looking for on
tinder
Monday 12:13
Nothing specific. I'm not around
for long
Monday 18:15
Ok
Today 06:20
I feel the hunger on foreign
skin,
wants to absorb the scent of
foreign skin,
I want to drill my teeth into your
flesh
Draw marks on my skin with my
nails.
I want to feel how you give
yourself to me,
how you become soft and
yielding,
deliver you, just feel, just give,
until you melt helpless in my
arms
I want to drink you empty like a
sweet fruit,
absorb your pain and moans
into me
Take heat and give it. Playing
on your nipples,
until your moans penetrate my
ear like a beautiful melody.
l want to touch, dominate,
explore
to the last corner of your soul
And then start over.
Slowly. Persevering. Relish
I let your soul slip through my
hands,
shape and encourage you
Protect you.
I will kiss your tears away.
Find you nice. Over and over
again
Today 07:49
Today 08:21
....huh?
When was ur last sex
Today 09:32
I'm very confused about the turn
this conversation has taken
I thought you were looking for
feedback on your....poetry. Or
whatever that was
Did u read the poem?
I did. Are you looking for
constructive feedback?
Sent
GIF
Type a message...
I did. Are you looking for
constructive feedback?
I am lookin for a feedback
about what u feel it u like it
Well, some of your metaphors
are a little off. l'd also look at
breaking out the old thesaurus
the use of 'foreign skin' twice
in two lines and 'moans' twice
in one stanza could do with
changing up. Also, beginning
stanzas 2,3 & 4 with 'l want' is
a good device, but you need
to carry it through to the rest
of the stanzas for it to really be
effective
Also very unsure on the find you
nice' line
All together it's a good
beginning effort
Sent
GIF
Type a message..
Do u like this type of sex
Surely the sex in the poem is a
metaphor for death though? It's
not intended to be read literally
as a sex act
Do u read the dominant part?
Yes, I want to touch [... last
corner of your soul' - death is
the ultimate dominator, and
through the end of life manages
to reach through to the very
ends of our souls
There is a feeling of rebirth, new
life in this stanza though 'and
then start over [...] persevering
Maybe this is more about loss
and finding oneself again than it
is about death
Sent
GIF
Type a message..
Do u like domiant men?
The world is full of dominant
men and it doesn't seem to be
working so well for it
Sent
Type a message
GIF
..
Apparently not ready for the literary critique
![Apparently, Beautiful, and Confused: Hi
Morning
Your holiday Monday off to a
good start?
Monday 09:15
Yes nice what r u looking for on
tinder
Monday 12:13
Nothing specific. I'm not around
for long
Monday 18:15
Ok
Today 06:20
I feel the hunger on foreign
skin,
wants to absorb the scent of
foreign skin,
I want to drill my teeth into your
flesh
Draw marks on my skin with my
nails.
I want to feel how you give
yourself to me,
how you become soft and
yielding,
deliver you, just feel, just give,
until you melt helpless in my
arms
I want to drink you empty like a
sweet fruit,
absorb your pain and moans
into me
Take heat and give it. Playing
on your nipples,
until your moans penetrate my
ear like a beautiful melody.
l want to touch, dominate,
explore
to the last corner of your soul
And then start over.
Slowly. Persevering. Relish
I let your soul slip through my
hands,
shape and encourage you
Protect you.
I will kiss your tears away.
Find you nice. Over and over
again
Today 07:49
Today 08:21
....huh?
When was ur last sex
Today 09:32
I'm very confused about the turn
this conversation has taken
I thought you were looking for
feedback on your....poetry. Or
whatever that was
Did u read the poem?
I did. Are you looking for
constructive feedback?
Sent
GIF
Type a message...
I did. Are you looking for
constructive feedback?
I am lookin for a feedback
about what u feel it u like it
Well, some of your metaphors
are a little off. l'd also look at
breaking out the old thesaurus
the use of 'foreign skin' twice
in two lines and 'moans' twice
in one stanza could do with
changing up. Also, beginning
stanzas 2,3 & 4 with 'l want' is
a good device, but you need
to carry it through to the rest
of the stanzas for it to really be
effective
Also very unsure on the find you
nice' line
All together it's a good
beginning effort
Sent
GIF
Type a message..
Do u like this type of sex
Surely the sex in the poem is a
metaphor for death though? It's
not intended to be read literally
as a sex act
Do u read the dominant part?
Yes, I want to touch [... last
corner of your soul' - death is
the ultimate dominator, and
through the end of life manages
to reach through to the very
ends of our souls
There is a feeling of rebirth, new
life in this stanza though 'and
then start over [...] persevering
Maybe this is more about loss
and finding oneself again than it
is about death
Sent
GIF
Type a message..
Do u like domiant men?
The world is full of dominant
men and it doesn't seem to be
working so well for it
Sent
Type a message
GIF
..
Apparently not ready for the literary critique](https://pics.me.me/hi-morning-your-holiday-monday-off-to-a-good-start-31998631.png)
Apparently not ready for the literary critique
9gag, Dank, and News: APRIL 1ST IS THE ONLY DAY
OF THE YEAR WHERE
PEOPLE ACTUALLY
QUESTION VALIDITY OF THE
NEWS THEY READ. #9GAG
O 9GAG.COMIAPP
Believe nothing sounds so tempting.
9gag.com/tag/april-fools?ref=fbpic
Believe nothing sounds so tempting. 9gag.com/tag/april-fools?ref=fbpic
Come Over, Cookies, and Memes: People always think if you hang out
with someone, you have to DO
something... I wanna come over in
sweats, use your WiFi to watch Netflix,
eat cookies & take photos of your pets.
Honestly I feel better just doing nothing together thanks 💯💕🙋🏽(@sobasicicanteven 💕)
Honestly I feel better just doing nothing together thanks 💯💕🙋🏽(@sobasicicanteven 💕)
Children, Memes, and Run: ICE
Is
TERRORIST
@icegov is a state-run terrorist organization. There's nothing peaceful about rounding up and separating families. The human rights violations and abuse of children, women, and men inside detention centers [aka immigration prisons, prison camps] is tantamount to inhumane and cruel punishment.
![Children, Memes, and Run: ICE
Is
TERRORIST
@icegov is a state-run terrorist organization. There's nothing peaceful about rounding up and separating families. The human rights violations and abuse of children, women, and men inside detention centers [aka immigration prisons, prison camps] is tantamount to inhumane and cruel punishment.](https://pics.me.me/ice-is-terrorist-icegov-is-a-state-run-terrorist-organization-theres-31931554.png)
@icegov is a state-run terrorist organization. There's nothing peaceful about rounding up and separating families. The human rights violatio...
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OARE
TO RESIST DRUGS
AND VIOLENCE.
DRUG ABUSE RESISTANCE EDUCATION
There have been nine different studies on
DARE (Drug Abuse Resistance Education)
and all agree that the program
does nothing or worsens the problem.
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