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Being Alone, Apparently, and Ass: Anon 204h ago from Camera Rol your numie I'm not asking you for nudes pout I want to keep the deal I will get your phone and pay the bill but I want the pictures It can be on nap after that we are done I swear That's all l want it's yes Just leave me alone im calling the cops OK call the cops I'm doing it people now I'm done try to be nice or no I really appreciate the opportunity but im not interested we can keep a mutal friendship but I'm not interested bro All I want to do is make a deal you keep playing You be making this harder than it is What about the picture I least want those I'm not going to ItANYONE IS CONTACTED ON INSTAGRAM WITH A SCREENSHOT ASKING IF U KNOW ME WITH A SCREENSHOTE ASKINGIF U KNOW ME DENY!! This man had my address and is trying to apparently Blackmailme with a fake message saying was selling pussy pics. I repeat do not qw respond to this old ass man he p If ANYONE IS CONTACTED ON INSTAGRAM DENXII This manhad my address and is trying to apparently Blackmail me with a fake message sayingt was selling pussy pics. I repeat do not respond to this old ass man he It's a simple question Has my address and is texting mejoff of random numbers trying to say he's gonna hack and send this fake dm to everyone at my school this is very serious the palice are gettingrinvalved Has my address and is texting me off of random numbers trying to say he's gonna hack and send this fake dm to everyone at my school this is very serious the police are getting involved м return 123 space Send a chata Send a chat OK and I'm saying you want This to stop for good Add me and just send me the stuff that you be posting not nude It can be stuff from your gallery like the stuff that you post on your story I just want to see your ass fr But OK I try to be cool in work something I'm not subjected to send you anything.Nothing at all I don't feel comfortable with that. Either they are nudes or not I'm not sending anything. out How would you feel everyone s get those at: pictures now someone her scha With that number right Be honest Yes or no Sir I don't fee comfortable It ANYONE IS CONTACTED ON INSTAGRAM WITH A SCREENSHOT ASKING IF U KNOW ME DENY!! This man had my address and is trying to apparently Blackmail me with a fake message saying was selling pussy pics. I repeat do not w respond to this old ass man he o p If ANYONE IS CONTACTED ON INSTAGRAM WITH A SCREENSHOT ASKING IF U KNOW ME DENY!! This man had my address and is trying to apparently Blackmail me with a fake message sayingl was selling pussy picshi repeat do not when respond to this old ass man he Has my address and is texting me off of random numbers trying to say he's gonna hack and send this fake dm to everyone at m school serious the palice are g C OLLAGE than you backed out isverv Has my address and is texting me off of random numbers trying to say he's gonna hack and send My friend was made an offer in exchange for pictures. Now she’s being blackmailed with a fake text.
Being Alone, Apparently, and Ass: Anon 204h ago from Camera Rol your numie I'm not asking you for nudes pout I want to keep the deal I will get your phone and pay the bill but I want the pictures It can be on nap after that we are done I swear That's all l want it's yes Just leave me alone im calling the cops OK call the cops I'm doing it people now I'm done try to be nice or no I really appreciate the opportunity but im not interested we can keep a mutal friendship but I'm not interested bro All I want to do is make a deal you keep playing You be making this harder than it is What about the picture I least want those I'm not going to ItANYONE IS CONTACTED ON INSTAGRAM WITH A SCREENSHOT ASKING IF U KNOW ME WITH A SCREENSHOTE ASKINGIF U KNOW ME DENY!! This man had my address and is trying to apparently Blackmailme with a fake message saying was selling pussy pics. I repeat do not qw respond to this old ass man he p If ANYONE IS CONTACTED ON INSTAGRAM DENXII This manhad my address and is trying to apparently Blackmail me with a fake message sayingt was selling pussy pics. I repeat do not respond to this old ass man he It's a simple question Has my address and is texting mejoff of random numbers trying to say he's gonna hack and send this fake dm to everyone at my school this is very serious the palice are gettingrinvalved Has my address and is texting me off of random numbers trying to say he's gonna hack and send this fake dm to everyone at my school this is very serious the police are getting involved м return 123 space Send a chata Send a chat OK and I'm saying you want This to stop for good Add me and just send me the stuff that you be posting not nude It can be stuff from your gallery like the stuff that you post on your story I just want to see your ass fr But OK I try to be cool in work something I'm not subjected to send you anything.Nothing at all I don't feel comfortable with that. Either they are nudes or not I'm not sending anything. out How would you feel everyone s get those at: pictures now someone her scha With that number right Be honest Yes or no Sir I don't fee comfortable It ANYONE IS CONTACTED ON INSTAGRAM WITH A SCREENSHOT ASKING IF U KNOW ME DENY!! This man had my address and is trying to apparently Blackmail me with a fake message saying was selling pussy pics. I repeat do not w respond to this old ass man he o p If ANYONE IS CONTACTED ON INSTAGRAM WITH A SCREENSHOT ASKING IF U KNOW ME DENY!! This man had my address and is trying to apparently Blackmail me with a fake message sayingl was selling pussy picshi repeat do not when respond to this old ass man he Has my address and is texting me off of random numbers trying to say he's gonna hack and send this fake dm to everyone at m school serious the palice are g C OLLAGE than you backed out isverv Has my address and is texting me off of random numbers trying to say he's gonna hack and send My friend was made an offer in exchange for pictures. Now she’s being blackmailed with a fake text.
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Dream, All, and You: You know that dream when you feel like you're wearing nothing at all?
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You know that dream when you feel like you're wearing nothing at all?

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Af, Bad, and Destiny: Everything slowly started to blur after a while. I began watch everything in my into a blurry from each other. They all blended together int vision as it would slowly morph WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "FUCK THE RING"? WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS EMANUEL? YOU NEVER LIS- TEN TO WHAT I SAY, OR WHAT MY INSTRUCTIONS ARE OR WHAT I THINK IS A GOOD IDEA. YOU ONLY LISTEN TO YOUR OWN IDEAS. I CAN'T TH INK OF ONE THING I'VE ASKED YOU DO TO THAT YOU'VE EVER DONE RIGHT. I CAN'T THINK OF ONE THING I'VE EVER AS- KED YOU TO DO THAT YOU HAVEN'T DELIBERATELY FUCKED UP mess of colors that I could ho longer recog- THE RING REMINDS ME OF MY PAST, WESLEY. ...YOU DRIVE EMANUEL, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? hize o ohe WHY? ...A BAD PART dull, ifeless color on its own that seemed to become the OF MY PAST only what JUST DO WHAT thing I could see anymore. was happening The only thing I could see was that. And then I felt something. I felt something suddenly hit Any or could have been happening was gohe. awarehess had of SAID I didn't think anything hard. as we Doth got out of the car to YOU FUCKED UP YOUR JOB. YOU FUCKED UP YOUR FAMILY. YOU FUCKED UP ME, YOURSELF... YOU'VÉ FUCKED UP EVERYTHING me Switch sides. Tjust complied to his instructions without say- WHAT'S THE POINT OF SELLING IT, WESLEY? WHAT'S THE PO- INT OF DOING ANYTHING WITH IT? IM TIRED OF ALW AYS FEELING LIKE MY PAST IS CONTROLLING MY LIFE AND THESE THINGS LIKE THE RING JUST KEEP REMIN- DING ME OFIT MORE. PEO- PLE WILL OFTEN TELL YOU THAT TIME HEALS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALWAYS THE CASE CRASH WWAW ing a word. What followed it, however, was a different st- THIS IS WHAT YOU DO, EMANUEL. YOU SET FIRES. YOU SET FIRE TO EVERYTHING YOU TO- UCH. AND IT'S ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WHO HAS TO PUT THEM OUT. THAT NEVER SEEMS TO CHANGE, EMANUEL, DOES IT? EVERYTHING THAT HAS AND WILL EVER BE AROUND YOU IS A BUR- NING FIRE. ITS ALMOSTLIKE THIS IS WHAT YOUR DESTINY IS. ory.. YEAH, SO? I CAN'T TAKE THIS BULLSHIT FR- OM YOU ANYMORE EMANUEL. YOU HAVE ONE MORE CHANCE TO GET THINGS RIGHT AF- TER THIS, AND IF YOU DON'T, THAT'S IT! BECA USE YOU'VE BEEN PUTT- ING ME THROUGH SO MUCH LATELY AND I CAN'T TAKE IT. THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T SELL IT EMANUEL!!! WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE?!! WHAT THEY DON'T KNOW IS THAT TIME ISN'T ALWAYS THE RIGHT REMEDY, AND SOME- TIMES IT DOES MORE HARM THAN GOOD. I FEEL LIKE ALL OF THIS TIME KEEPS GOING BY, AND NOTHING EVER HEALS. NOTHING EVER GETS ANY BETTER. AND I TRY TO LOOK FORWARD TO THE GOOD THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE, BUT THOSE SMALL FRAGMENTS OF THI- NGS I DEVELOPED IN MY PAST STILLLIE THERE... ...LIKE BROKEN SHARDS OF GLASS. AND EVERY NOW AND THEN IN THE PRESENT I |FIND MYSELF STEPPING ON ONE. ...AND IT HURTS SO YEAH, FUCK THE RING. FUCK SELLING IT. I GAVE IT AWAY FOR FREE, BEC- AUSE SCREW ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WI TH IT, RIGHT? WE SOLD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TODAY! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL! ARE YOU HAPPY ABOUT THAT, EMANUEL? ARE YOU FUCKING PROUD? IM SICK OF YOU CONST- ANTLY PULLING THE EXACT SAME SHIT EVERY TIME. AND YOU ALWAYS SAY YOU WON'T DO IT THE NE- XT TIME, AND THAT THINGS WILL BE DIFF- ERENT. BUT IT NEVER IS. AND YOU ALWAYS DO. AND IT ONLY GETS WORSE. AS IF YOUR DESTINY ISTO TURN ANYTHING YOU'LL EVER PUT YOUR HANDS ON INTO ASHES. THAT'S WHO YOU ARE, EMANUEL. THAT'S YOU. Annual Flea Market O 0 Five Named Clive (Part 15)
Af, Bad, and Destiny: Everything slowly started to blur after a while. I began watch everything in my into a blurry from each other. They all blended together int vision as it would slowly morph WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "FUCK THE RING"? WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS EMANUEL? YOU NEVER LIS- TEN TO WHAT I SAY, OR WHAT MY INSTRUCTIONS ARE OR WHAT I THINK IS A GOOD IDEA. YOU ONLY LISTEN TO YOUR OWN IDEAS. I CAN'T TH INK OF ONE THING I'VE ASKED YOU DO TO THAT YOU'VE EVER DONE RIGHT. I CAN'T THINK OF ONE THING I'VE EVER AS- KED YOU TO DO THAT YOU HAVEN'T DELIBERATELY FUCKED UP mess of colors that I could ho longer recog- THE RING REMINDS ME OF MY PAST, WESLEY. ...YOU DRIVE EMANUEL, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? hize o ohe WHY? ...A BAD PART dull, ifeless color on its own that seemed to become the OF MY PAST only what JUST DO WHAT thing I could see anymore. was happening The only thing I could see was that. And then I felt something. I felt something suddenly hit Any or could have been happening was gohe. awarehess had of SAID I didn't think anything hard. as we Doth got out of the car to YOU FUCKED UP YOUR JOB. YOU FUCKED UP YOUR FAMILY. YOU FUCKED UP ME, YOURSELF... YOU'VÉ FUCKED UP EVERYTHING me Switch sides. Tjust complied to his instructions without say- WHAT'S THE POINT OF SELLING IT, WESLEY? WHAT'S THE PO- INT OF DOING ANYTHING WITH IT? IM TIRED OF ALW AYS FEELING LIKE MY PAST IS CONTROLLING MY LIFE AND THESE THINGS LIKE THE RING JUST KEEP REMIN- DING ME OFIT MORE. PEO- PLE WILL OFTEN TELL YOU THAT TIME HEALS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALWAYS THE CASE CRASH WWAW ing a word. What followed it, however, was a different st- THIS IS WHAT YOU DO, EMANUEL. YOU SET FIRES. YOU SET FIRE TO EVERYTHING YOU TO- UCH. AND IT'S ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WHO HAS TO PUT THEM OUT. THAT NEVER SEEMS TO CHANGE, EMANUEL, DOES IT? EVERYTHING THAT HAS AND WILL EVER BE AROUND YOU IS A BUR- NING FIRE. ITS ALMOSTLIKE THIS IS WHAT YOUR DESTINY IS. ory.. YEAH, SO? I CAN'T TAKE THIS BULLSHIT FR- OM YOU ANYMORE EMANUEL. YOU HAVE ONE MORE CHANCE TO GET THINGS RIGHT AF- TER THIS, AND IF YOU DON'T, THAT'S IT! BECA USE YOU'VE BEEN PUTT- ING ME THROUGH SO MUCH LATELY AND I CAN'T TAKE IT. THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T SELL IT EMANUEL!!! WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE?!! WHAT THEY DON'T KNOW IS THAT TIME ISN'T ALWAYS THE RIGHT REMEDY, AND SOME- TIMES IT DOES MORE HARM THAN GOOD. I FEEL LIKE ALL OF THIS TIME KEEPS GOING BY, AND NOTHING EVER HEALS. NOTHING EVER GETS ANY BETTER. AND I TRY TO LOOK FORWARD TO THE GOOD THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE, BUT THOSE SMALL FRAGMENTS OF THI- NGS I DEVELOPED IN MY PAST STILLLIE THERE... ...LIKE BROKEN SHARDS OF GLASS. AND EVERY NOW AND THEN IN THE PRESENT I |FIND MYSELF STEPPING ON ONE. ...AND IT HURTS SO YEAH, FUCK THE RING. FUCK SELLING IT. I GAVE IT AWAY FOR FREE, BEC- AUSE SCREW ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WI TH IT, RIGHT? WE SOLD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TODAY! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL! ARE YOU HAPPY ABOUT THAT, EMANUEL? ARE YOU FUCKING PROUD? IM SICK OF YOU CONST- ANTLY PULLING THE EXACT SAME SHIT EVERY TIME. AND YOU ALWAYS SAY YOU WON'T DO IT THE NE- XT TIME, AND THAT THINGS WILL BE DIFF- ERENT. BUT IT NEVER IS. AND YOU ALWAYS DO. AND IT ONLY GETS WORSE. AS IF YOUR DESTINY ISTO TURN ANYTHING YOU'LL EVER PUT YOUR HANDS ON INTO ASHES. THAT'S WHO YOU ARE, EMANUEL. THAT'S YOU. Annual Flea Market O 0 Five Named Clive (Part 15)
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Community, eBay, and Fashion: O Search Sweep 2 Undo Junk S Move to v Delete Archive Categorize [Riot Games Player Support] Re: Account Locked Focused Other Filter Account sharing, selling, or giving away accounts is actually against our Terms of Use, and further incidences of sharing may result in a League of Legends Player Support >[Riot Games Player Supp... ##Please type your reply above this line -#... suspension. You can view the full League of Legends Terms of Use at: Tue 1:31 PM http://www.leagueoflegends.com /legal /terms ofuse It Let me know if you need help with any other accounts. T League of Legends Player Support Riot Games Player Support] ## Please type your reply above this line -#... Sun 11/3 CrunchyBonBon S Riot Games Player Support Riot Games RG Riot Games security code: NJ... Sun 11/3 This email is a service from Riot Games Player Support. Sent by Riot Games, Hello theelukee, We've received a login or ac... October Riot Games RG Akali League Riot Points purchase receipt Fri 10/25 AL Thu 11/7/2019 3:34 AM THANK YOU Thanks for your order Yuki Kaw... League of Legends Player Support That is pretty incredible, this is going on reddit. You have randomly locked an account due to suspicion 8 months after the fact that it started logging in 3200 miles away from it's original location. Furthermore someone's emotional attachment to a passed on loved one is now permanently locked, because i'm the not the original creator. Fuck the fact that we created the accounts together and I don't play mine anymore because he's passed away last year and I like to be on his. You're RIOT right? Fuck everyone but your bottom line. *Golf Clap* I can't imagine selling my soul like you have for a corporation, look at what you're doing as a human being to another. You're taking an item that someone who died last year worked hard on for a long time, it brought a lot of joy to himself and myself, and it's now how I remember him in online gaming. You just walked up to me, out of nowhere, no warning, no indication, no nothing at all and are like, 'hey that's mine too. Forego the fact that you're a 21 billion dollar market cap company, forego the fact that I've spent over $300 on his account myself over the past 8 months, you just walked up and beat me over the head and took it away from me. That's incredible. You're doing that as a human being to another human being, just ask yourself. When I was 8 years old dreaming of what I'd become when I grow up. Did you ever say to yourself, "Man taking people's sentimental attachments of loved one's away from them in a legal fashion out of nowhere seems like the profession for me." Like what are you doing in life that this is your contribution to society. S... Good luck sleeping with yourselves and all those piles of my money that you deem legally worthwhile to rob me of, because fuck the fact that we lived together for nearly a decade, fuck the fact that Luke and I played on each other's accounts all the time, fuck all of it, you found a way to turn off another person's account out of what? Spite? I sincerely hope you look at yourselves, anyone who reads this, and just ask, what the fuck am I actually doing though? Because I can't see any level of 'good' coming from acting like this as a company and you all should be ashamed of yourselves. If accounts are being actively sold on Ebay and have 20 email changes in 10 years, yeah go for it. When someone's on their dead-lover's account and is an actively positive member of the community btw, I pushed that to honor 3 from 0 in the time I was on it, and is also paying into your system with over $300 in riot points purchases, when you decide that that's the target of your 'legal power trip' then I just wish you all the best in never reproducing in this world because lord knows you'll be terrible at raising anything if you turned out this way.
Community, eBay, and Fashion: O Search Sweep 2 Undo Junk S Move to v Delete Archive Categorize [Riot Games Player Support] Re: Account Locked Focused Other Filter Account sharing, selling, or giving away accounts is actually against our Terms of Use, and further incidences of sharing may result in a League of Legends Player Support >[Riot Games Player Supp... ##Please type your reply above this line -#... suspension. You can view the full League of Legends Terms of Use at: Tue 1:31 PM http://www.leagueoflegends.com /legal /terms ofuse It Let me know if you need help with any other accounts. T League of Legends Player Support Riot Games Player Support] ## Please type your reply above this line -#... Sun 11/3 CrunchyBonBon S Riot Games Player Support Riot Games RG Riot Games security code: NJ... Sun 11/3 This email is a service from Riot Games Player Support. Sent by Riot Games, Hello theelukee, We've received a login or ac... October Riot Games RG Akali League Riot Points purchase receipt Fri 10/25 AL Thu 11/7/2019 3:34 AM THANK YOU Thanks for your order Yuki Kaw... League of Legends Player Support That is pretty incredible, this is going on reddit. You have randomly locked an account due to suspicion 8 months after the fact that it started logging in 3200 miles away from it's original location. Furthermore someone's emotional attachment to a passed on loved one is now permanently locked, because i'm the not the original creator. Fuck the fact that we created the accounts together and I don't play mine anymore because he's passed away last year and I like to be on his. You're RIOT right? Fuck everyone but your bottom line. *Golf Clap* I can't imagine selling my soul like you have for a corporation, look at what you're doing as a human being to another. You're taking an item that someone who died last year worked hard on for a long time, it brought a lot of joy to himself and myself, and it's now how I remember him in online gaming. You just walked up to me, out of nowhere, no warning, no indication, no nothing at all and are like, 'hey that's mine too. Forego the fact that you're a 21 billion dollar market cap company, forego the fact that I've spent over $300 on his account myself over the past 8 months, you just walked up and beat me over the head and took it away from me. That's incredible. You're doing that as a human being to another human being, just ask yourself. When I was 8 years old dreaming of what I'd become when I grow up. Did you ever say to yourself, "Man taking people's sentimental attachments of loved one's away from them in a legal fashion out of nowhere seems like the profession for me." Like what are you doing in life that this is your contribution to society. S... Good luck sleeping with yourselves and all those piles of my money that you deem legally worthwhile to rob me of, because fuck the fact that we lived together for nearly a decade, fuck the fact that Luke and I played on each other's accounts all the time, fuck all of it, you found a way to turn off another person's account out of what? Spite? I sincerely hope you look at yourselves, anyone who reads this, and just ask, what the fuck am I actually doing though? Because I can't see any level of 'good' coming from acting like this as a company and you all should be ashamed of yourselves. If accounts are being actively sold on Ebay and have 20 email changes in 10 years, yeah go for it. When someone's on their dead-lover's account and is an actively positive member of the community btw, I pushed that to honor 3 from 0 in the time I was on it, and is also paying into your system with over $300 in riot points purchases, when you decide that that's the target of your 'legal power trip' then I just wish you all the best in never reproducing in this world because lord knows you'll be terrible at raising anything if you turned out this way.
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Cute, Food, and Friends: squidbiscuit Video Game Idea. A game that is marketed as your standard fishing game and for the first 20 minutes or so you catch normal fish like bluegill and bass and what have you. But the further you go into the lake you start to catch fish with mutations and it gets more and more intense until you're pulling in Eldritch horror monsters and sometimes severed human limbs. You realize you don't recall how you got to this lake in the first place and the objective becomes to find your way back to shore. You have no real weapons but you can throw the creatures you've caught far away from the boat as a means to distract whatever is underneath you, bumping into the boat sometimes. Additional items for the game. A fishing pole with a radar that starts out with just beeps but later includes noises with hidden messages. A GPS that displays texts and story elements. You meet other boaters, all from various backgrounds, countries, and time periods. Some are friendly, others want to sacrifice you to the lake monsters. You can also take the route of sacrificing others to the lake monster. Or you can assemble a party and work to keep them safe. The more fucked up looking the fish you catch, the closer you're getting to a boss fight, which is usually running from something you can only see part of in the water. ???? And that's my game idea. squidbiscuit More details. It never stops being a fishing game. You . are always fishing and searching for new areas where there is more activity in order to progress the story Depending on the choices you make and the amount of mutant fish you consume, you may start to mutate yourself. The fishing pole is part of your arm, you don't notice it until later. If you consume mostly non-mutated fish and don't sacrifice to the monsters you can keep the mutations to a minimum. You can go full mutant and the boat becomes part of your body as well. This makes the monsters pay less attention to you, but you can no longer befriend or trade items with humans. You can still catch human remains and most of them are carrying items. If you stay mostly human you can work to gather as many surviving humans as you find and assemble a fleet. The possibility of one of them turning on you always stands If you're mutant you gain the ability to capsize yourself and view things under water. This is how you find ultimate monster. If you're human you can explore small abandoned docks and islands. These are where you find portals leading to different time periods and countries. You deliver members of your party to these. Only the person who originally belongs there can go through it. Possible end game situations. You find the portal leading back to your world, where you wake up on the river bank. You can catch normal fish before going home, making sure they are all free of mutations (they might not be.) You join the monster, eventually overtaking it. You gain the ability to open time portals near water. You use lures to draw in humans. I can't think of anymore endings right now, I may have ruined the game with these new details so feel free to just enjoy the first part Hurray! You caught a "Bluegill"! Add to cooler? Release it? nbiont Terrible concept art. Mini game idea. Compete with members of your party to catch the most fucked up fish Points awarded based on how many extra body parts it has and if it communicates telepathically with you squidbiscuit January 15th 2017,9.08:14 pm-30 minutes ago If any video game company wants to make my fishing game, I would like to work with you on the ground that the game features no romantic sub-plots unless it is with the abomination living in the water and fucking up space-time I am serious, you cannot romance anyone in your party, but you may become one with the writhing mass that is the horror under the water fishingame #ideas preciousorgel asked I agreel a human romance would be ill-fitting with a game themed around retaining humanity or embracing mutation. It would seem like a shitty, shoehorned-in add ition. But a romance with an eldritch horror romance would fit the theme really well: You need to mutate yourself a lot to even find this enormous beast, (capsizing yourself to search below the surface). You've gotta be pretty obsessed with finding something to do that. What is obsession, if not a form of love? As a person who haaaaaaaaaaates when romance is a main part of any "end of the world"/ "Everything is fucked up and we need to work to survive or find our way back" genres.. It would sicken me to my core if my horror fishing game became like. .idk.. "Walking Dead with water". So yeah. you got the right idea If you choose to remain human, you focus on the important things Keeping people safe, gathering non-mutant food, senseless contests over who can catch the coolest fish. .little boat races. That sorta thing. You can learn more about the people in your party, they can be your friends but no romance. They will have cool backstories toD, you will want to unlock backstory with them by proving you are trustworthy AND NOT TRYING TO FUCK THEM IN THIS TIME OF CRISIS! Where as if you choose to go full mutant...your focus becomes "go big because I CANT go home!" and the ultimate end is to seduce the ultimate horror-monster, have it absorb you and then your mind takes over it's being and you become the ultimate god. Added my No-Romo posts to this because I feel they are the most important additions. (l am not a writer or game designer or really capable of making anything so this idea is just wishful thinking at best.) Concept art if it was a more stylized, cute game. You would be able to customize your character and your boat. Sorry this became so big I'm tagging it with it's working title "Lure" for now. I legit expect nothing at all to come from this, I just like to design and concept out things a bit. squidbiscuit The ultimate ending to the game would be to ignore all plot points and just keep fishing. Meet a person? Tell them you're n ot interested in working with them. Feel like you're getting close to a boss monster? Turn the boat a different direction Just keep catching and cataloging the fish until you run out of room in your journal. After that the sky opens up and sucks you into it. You wake up exactly where the game started but the first page of your journal now says "YOU DID A REEL GOOD JOB!" And that's the ending I would shoot for. Press To be Very still! You caynta Calishul Ackd to Coole? *Th's catsh tninks Your helms ? silly Ht is sail Yo Found ewugh cool Aocks to Make nSuret Neckloce! *st does Natwy but YauLonk Fiy! Fishing game (check my comment)
Cute, Food, and Friends: squidbiscuit Video Game Idea. A game that is marketed as your standard fishing game and for the first 20 minutes or so you catch normal fish like bluegill and bass and what have you. But the further you go into the lake you start to catch fish with mutations and it gets more and more intense until you're pulling in Eldritch horror monsters and sometimes severed human limbs. You realize you don't recall how you got to this lake in the first place and the objective becomes to find your way back to shore. You have no real weapons but you can throw the creatures you've caught far away from the boat as a means to distract whatever is underneath you, bumping into the boat sometimes. Additional items for the game. A fishing pole with a radar that starts out with just beeps but later includes noises with hidden messages. A GPS that displays texts and story elements. You meet other boaters, all from various backgrounds, countries, and time periods. Some are friendly, others want to sacrifice you to the lake monsters. You can also take the route of sacrificing others to the lake monster. Or you can assemble a party and work to keep them safe. The more fucked up looking the fish you catch, the closer you're getting to a boss fight, which is usually running from something you can only see part of in the water. ???? And that's my game idea. squidbiscuit More details. It never stops being a fishing game. You . are always fishing and searching for new areas where there is more activity in order to progress the story Depending on the choices you make and the amount of mutant fish you consume, you may start to mutate yourself. The fishing pole is part of your arm, you don't notice it until later. If you consume mostly non-mutated fish and don't sacrifice to the monsters you can keep the mutations to a minimum. You can go full mutant and the boat becomes part of your body as well. This makes the monsters pay less attention to you, but you can no longer befriend or trade items with humans. You can still catch human remains and most of them are carrying items. If you stay mostly human you can work to gather as many surviving humans as you find and assemble a fleet. The possibility of one of them turning on you always stands If you're mutant you gain the ability to capsize yourself and view things under water. This is how you find ultimate monster. If you're human you can explore small abandoned docks and islands. These are where you find portals leading to different time periods and countries. You deliver members of your party to these. Only the person who originally belongs there can go through it. Possible end game situations. You find the portal leading back to your world, where you wake up on the river bank. You can catch normal fish before going home, making sure they are all free of mutations (they might not be.) You join the monster, eventually overtaking it. You gain the ability to open time portals near water. You use lures to draw in humans. I can't think of anymore endings right now, I may have ruined the game with these new details so feel free to just enjoy the first part Hurray! You caught a "Bluegill"! Add to cooler? Release it? nbiont Terrible concept art. Mini game idea. Compete with members of your party to catch the most fucked up fish Points awarded based on how many extra body parts it has and if it communicates telepathically with you squidbiscuit January 15th 2017,9.08:14 pm-30 minutes ago If any video game company wants to make my fishing game, I would like to work with you on the ground that the game features no romantic sub-plots unless it is with the abomination living in the water and fucking up space-time I am serious, you cannot romance anyone in your party, but you may become one with the writhing mass that is the horror under the water fishingame #ideas preciousorgel asked I agreel a human romance would be ill-fitting with a game themed around retaining humanity or embracing mutation. It would seem like a shitty, shoehorned-in add ition. But a romance with an eldritch horror romance would fit the theme really well: You need to mutate yourself a lot to even find this enormous beast, (capsizing yourself to search below the surface). You've gotta be pretty obsessed with finding something to do that. What is obsession, if not a form of love? As a person who haaaaaaaaaaates when romance is a main part of any "end of the world"/ "Everything is fucked up and we need to work to survive or find our way back" genres.. It would sicken me to my core if my horror fishing game became like. .idk.. "Walking Dead with water". So yeah. you got the right idea If you choose to remain human, you focus on the important things Keeping people safe, gathering non-mutant food, senseless contests over who can catch the coolest fish. .little boat races. That sorta thing. You can learn more about the people in your party, they can be your friends but no romance. They will have cool backstories toD, you will want to unlock backstory with them by proving you are trustworthy AND NOT TRYING TO FUCK THEM IN THIS TIME OF CRISIS! Where as if you choose to go full mutant...your focus becomes "go big because I CANT go home!" and the ultimate end is to seduce the ultimate horror-monster, have it absorb you and then your mind takes over it's being and you become the ultimate god. Added my No-Romo posts to this because I feel they are the most important additions. (l am not a writer or game designer or really capable of making anything so this idea is just wishful thinking at best.) Concept art if it was a more stylized, cute game. You would be able to customize your character and your boat. Sorry this became so big I'm tagging it with it's working title "Lure" for now. I legit expect nothing at all to come from this, I just like to design and concept out things a bit. squidbiscuit The ultimate ending to the game would be to ignore all plot points and just keep fishing. Meet a person? Tell them you're n ot interested in working with them. Feel like you're getting close to a boss monster? Turn the boat a different direction Just keep catching and cataloging the fish until you run out of room in your journal. After that the sky opens up and sucks you into it. You wake up exactly where the game started but the first page of your journal now says "YOU DID A REEL GOOD JOB!" And that's the ending I would shoot for. Press To be Very still! You caynta Calishul Ackd to Coole? *Th's catsh tninks Your helms ? silly Ht is sail Yo Found ewugh cool Aocks to Make nSuret Neckloce! *st does Natwy but YauLonk Fiy! Fishing game (check my comment)
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