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garlic-slut: withywindlesdaughter: imagesofperfection: gtfomulder: nichtschwert: irishfino: ithelpstodream: “it’s just a parking lot” exactly. there’s nothing there. not a statue. not a plaque. nothing. [drives over hitler’s death site] Bloody amazing. And you know what’s right next to it? That’s right, the Denkmal für die ermordeten Juden, which translates to the Memorial for the murdered jews. So if you wanna go have a look at the monument commemorating the victims of Hitler’s regime, you can park your car right on the spot he died and walk there. Makes ya think, doesn’t it? Germany: *has a literal parking lot over Hitler’s death site and has the memorial for the murdered Jews right next to it* America: *has statues and museums dedicated to people who believed slavery was so amazing and good they decided to make their own country and murder anyone who disagreed* Women, the streets near the car park are named after: Gertrud Kolmar - German Jewish poet murdered in Auschwitz Hannah Arendt - famous German Jewish philosopher and author, her works on totalitarianism, authority and the nature of power, who fled Nazi Germany in 1933 Cora Berliner - German Jewish economist and social scientist murdered in Trostinets extermination camp reblog this forever  It’s funny too cause people argue that you “can’t erase history” and that’s true. You can, however; choose how you commemorate it. I hope this Bastard is burning in hell while also being extremely pissed off because of all this.Fuck you Hitler. : Pixelated Boat @pixelatedboat 12h Replying to @pixelatedboat FYI, if you're wondering how Germany commemorates Hitler, this is the spot where he died: garlic-slut: withywindlesdaughter: imagesofperfection: gtfomulder: nichtschwert: irishfino: ithelpstodream: “it’s just a parking lot” exactly. there’s nothing there. not a statue. not a plaque. nothing. [drives over hitler’s death site] Bloody amazing. And you know what’s right next to it? That’s right, the Denkmal für die ermordeten Juden, which translates to the Memorial for the murdered jews. So if you wanna go have a look at the monument commemorating the victims of Hitler’s regime, you can park your car right on the spot he died and walk there. Makes ya think, doesn’t it? Germany: *has a literal parking lot over Hitler’s death site and has the memorial for the murdered Jews right next to it* America: *has statues and museums dedicated to people who believed slavery was so amazing and good they decided to make their own country and murder anyone who disagreed* Women, the streets near the car park are named after: Gertrud Kolmar - German Jewish poet murdered in Auschwitz Hannah Arendt - famous German Jewish philosopher and author, her works on totalitarianism, authority and the nature of power, who fled Nazi Germany in 1933 Cora Berliner - German Jewish economist and social scientist murdered in Trostinets extermination camp reblog this forever  It’s funny too cause people argue that you “can’t erase history” and that’s true. You can, however; choose how you commemorate it. I hope this Bastard is burning in hell while also being extremely pissed off because of all this.Fuck you Hitler.
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teratofreak: portsherry: portsherry: Helping the princess Epilogue: Higher resolution version at PortSherry.com! [Facebook]  [Twitter]  [Spanish] (Originally published on January 29, 2015) Some of you are probably sick of this comic already but there’s a dreadful rewrite by someone else with many mistakes and typos making the rounds, so I’m interested in putting the original out there as much as possible. I’m also including both epilogues, which not many know about! Enjoy my work? Consider supporting my comics on Patreon! I love wendy : HEY! PUTRID MAGGOT! FOUL BEAST! RELEASE THE PRINCESS OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES! SNARRRRL OLD... NASTY, VERY RUDE AND FULL OF HIMSELF, I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T THINK SO... WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE? YOU FOOL! I SEE YOUR HEART, THERE IS NOTHING THERE BUT LUST FOR GOLD AND GLORY!! LET THE WHOLE KINGDOM KNOW! ONLY A YOUNG, PURE-HEARTED ADVENTURER WOULD BE CAPABLE OF TAKING THE PRINCESS AWAY FROM ME!! HERE'S HOPING, BETTY THANKS, WENDY. portsherry.com o pedro arizpe, 2015 teratofreak: portsherry: portsherry: Helping the princess Epilogue: Higher resolution version at PortSherry.com! [Facebook]  [Twitter]  [Spanish] (Originally published on January 29, 2015) Some of you are probably sick of this comic already but there’s a dreadful rewrite by someone else with many mistakes and typos making the rounds, so I’m interested in putting the original out there as much as possible. I’m also including both epilogues, which not many know about! Enjoy my work? Consider supporting my comics on Patreon! I love wendy

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Quincy Jones Admits to Having 22 Girlfriends, Says They All Know of Each Other - blogged by: @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After three marriages, QuincyJones is sure that he’s done with the faithful life. In fact, the divorcee has 22 girlfriends to prove it. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In an interview with GQ Magazine, the 84-year-old entertainment mogul opened up about his love life, and none of us were mentally prepared for what he had to say. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I got twenty-two girlfriends,” he chuckles. “I was married three times, man. Was told not to marry actresses or singers. I ended up with two actresses—Peggy Lipton and Nastassja Kinski, and a superstar model. I didn’t listen to all the advice.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However—despite his marital past, Jones doesn’t have any plans to tie the knot again anytime soon, especially since it’d be extremely hard to narrow down such a high number of girlfriends to just one wife, right? We’d imagine so. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When asked if he was serious about having 22 lovers, Jones blatantly says, “Hell yeah. Everywhere. Cape Town. Cairo. Stockholm-she’s coming in next week. Brazil-Belo Horizonte, São Paulo, and Rio. Shanghai, [I’ve] got a great girl over there, too, man.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Surprisingly, all of the women know of each other, as Jones proudly admits that “he doesn’t lie.” And, allegedly, most of them are between the ages of 28 and 42. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ So, when the question came up about if he’d ever date someone around his age, Jones was quick to shut that down. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Are you crazy?” He gives the interviewer a startled look. “For what, man? There’s nothing; there’s no upside. You gotta be kidding. I got me some technology out there that keeps [the] fat and old away from here. [It] buzzes if they’re too old. But, you’d be surprised. These women, the young ones, are aggressive now. Oh my God, they’re fearless, man. All over the world.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As you can see, Mr. Jones is still a rolling stone, even in his old age.: Quincy Jones Admits to Having 22 Girlfriends, Says They All Know of Each Other @balleralert Quincy Jones Admits to Having 22 Girlfriends, Says They All Know of Each Other - blogged by: @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After three marriages, QuincyJones is sure that he’s done with the faithful life. In fact, the divorcee has 22 girlfriends to prove it. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In an interview with GQ Magazine, the 84-year-old entertainment mogul opened up about his love life, and none of us were mentally prepared for what he had to say. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I got twenty-two girlfriends,” he chuckles. “I was married three times, man. Was told not to marry actresses or singers. I ended up with two actresses—Peggy Lipton and Nastassja Kinski, and a superstar model. I didn’t listen to all the advice.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However—despite his marital past, Jones doesn’t have any plans to tie the knot again anytime soon, especially since it’d be extremely hard to narrow down such a high number of girlfriends to just one wife, right? We’d imagine so. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When asked if he was serious about having 22 lovers, Jones blatantly says, “Hell yeah. Everywhere. Cape Town. Cairo. Stockholm-she’s coming in next week. Brazil-Belo Horizonte, São Paulo, and Rio. Shanghai, [I’ve] got a great girl over there, too, man.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Surprisingly, all of the women know of each other, as Jones proudly admits that “he doesn’t lie.” And, allegedly, most of them are between the ages of 28 and 42. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ So, when the question came up about if he’d ever date someone around his age, Jones was quick to shut that down. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Are you crazy?” He gives the interviewer a startled look. “For what, man? There’s nothing; there’s no upside. You gotta be kidding. I got me some technology out there that keeps [the] fat and old away from here. [It] buzzes if they’re too old. But, you’d be surprised. These women, the young ones, are aggressive now. Oh my God, they’re fearless, man. All over the world.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As you can see, Mr. Jones is still a rolling stone, even in his old age.

Quincy Jones Admits to Having 22 Girlfriends, Says They All Know of Each Other - blogged by: @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After three ma...

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planeswalker-umbral: nichtschwert: irishfino: ithelpstodream: “it’s just a parking lot” exactly. there’s nothing there. not a statue. not a plaque. nothing. [drives over hitler’s death site] Bloody amazing. And you know what’s right next to it? That’s right, the Denkmal für die ermordeten Juden, which translates to the Memorial for the murdered jews. So if you wanna go have a look at the monument commemorating the victims of Hitler’s regime, you can park your car right on the spot he died and walk there. Makes ya think, doesn’t it? Germany gets why you shouldn’t have monuments to your bad points in history. But try explaining to Americans they have bad points in their history. : Pixelated Boat @pixelatedboat 12h Replying to @pixelatedboat FYI, if you're wondering how Germany commemorates Hitler, this is the spot where he died: planeswalker-umbral: nichtschwert: irishfino: ithelpstodream: “it’s just a parking lot” exactly. there’s nothing there. not a statue. not a plaque. nothing. [drives over hitler’s death site] Bloody amazing. And you know what’s right next to it? That’s right, the Denkmal für die ermordeten Juden, which translates to the Memorial for the murdered jews. So if you wanna go have a look at the monument commemorating the victims of Hitler’s regime, you can park your car right on the spot he died and walk there. Makes ya think, doesn’t it? Germany gets why you shouldn’t have monuments to your bad points in history. But try explaining to Americans they have bad points in their history.
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We have single payer health care *jumps in to the water*: anti0ch musicalhel systlin totohoy systlin the-macra why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don't lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind ever again. good job Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank t he fucking gods I'm not asexual but I'm fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex. I mean WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH This is true, Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying "Well tell you the winning lotto numbers. Me '、have Me: "diving headfirst into the water* Them: "We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds I love this post Them hey man if you jump into the water you'll fucking drown Me: im all in baby Away with you!" 1lexclaimed, swinging an oar toward the unyielding siren Oh, but we have anything you could ever want," she cooed.I shook my head. "I want for nothing! There is nothing you could offer me!" The siren paused for a moment. Dank Memes," she said, "The Dankest Memes you co-"Her sentence was cut short by my epic cannonball into the water. joebobtheasian Source: the-macra #meirl #meirl 256,246 notes Mar 22nd, 2017 We have single payer health care *jumps in to the water*
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We have single payer health care *jumps in to the water*: anti0ch musicalhel systlin totohoy systlin the-macra why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don't lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind ever again. good job Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank t he fucking gods I'm not asexual but I'm fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex. I mean WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH This is true, Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying "Well tell you the winning lotto numbers. Me '、have Me: "diving headfirst into the water* Them: "We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds I love this post Them hey man if you jump into the water you'll fucking drown Me: im all in baby Away with you!" 1lexclaimed, swinging an oar toward the unyielding siren Oh, but we have anything you could ever want," she cooed.I shook my head. "I want for nothing! There is nothing you could offer me!" The siren paused for a moment. Dank Memes," she said, "The Dankest Memes you co-"Her sentence was cut short by my epic cannonball into the water. joebobtheasian Source: the-macra #meirl #meirl 256,246 notes Mar 22nd, 2017 We have single payer health care *jumps in to the water*
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Sirens: antioch musicalhell systlin totohoy systlin the-macra why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don't lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what your asexual pirate is fucking dead this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind ever again. good job Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods I'm not asexual but I'm fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex. I mean WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS." FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH. This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying "Well tell you the winning lotto numbers. Them: "We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds Me: "diving headfirst into the water I love this post Them hey man if you jump into the water you'll fucking drown Me: i'm all in baby Away with you!" 1lexclaimed, swinging an oar toward the unyielding siren "Oh, but we have anything you could ever want," she cooed. I shook my head. "I want for nothing! There is nothing you could offer me!" The siren paused for a moment. Dank Memes," she said, "The Dankest Memes you co-" Her sentence was cut short by my epic cannonball into the water. joebobtheasin Source: the-macra #meirl #me_irl 256,246 notes Mar 22nd, 2017 Sirens
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