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Asian, College, and Crocs: andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, "...Wait a minute, I could be onto something here. imguiltyofthis this is the definition of college smurflewis Literally I was writing a paper on Asian salt water crocodiles, like a simple about them paper for a college class, and I started noticing some inconsistencies in the scientific papers I was sourcing and I accidentally discovered that the crocodile has been misdiagnosed as least concerned on the endangered species list when they should be classified as endangered and now my professor is having me write a formal report to the international Red List to have them reclassified and all I wanted to do was write this paper on an animal I thought was cool and now I'm considered an expert on this species.. waluwadjet this is how it works half of esteemed biologists trip and fall into their specialty while pursuing something else. one lecturer i just went to started as a biochemist researching antibiotics and discovered that crocodiles change colors based on environment and now he has 30+ crocs in his yard for research purposes and he's just lik.. wait... i'm a chemist..." Source: andiamburden. 575,821 notes True. I wrote a paper comparing and contrasting Girl Interrupted and Prozac Nation- thinking that I loved both but halfway through I realize I hate Prozac Nation and my professor loved it

True. I wrote a paper comparing and contrasting Girl Interrupted and Prozac Nation- thinking that I loved both but halfway through I realize...

Ass, College, and Confused: let-the-phoenix-fly: malfkoys my cat has been fucking playing me for weeks, playing me like a fucking harp. I feed my cat twice a day with prescribed diet food because she's really fat and doesn't know when she's full so she never stops eating usually when I come home from class she is all over me like the whore of babylon all over me putting on a pity party and trying to get me to sin and give her more food but no matter what I only feed her the amount of food for her prescribed diet, but after awhile i started noticing that she wasn't loosing weight at all and was actually just getting fatter, so I called the vet pissed and i'm just like the fuck she's still getting fat. so I switched her to another diet food and that still didn't work and I was so confused and frustrated like what is wrong with this cat? so a couple weeks go by and I start noticing that I go through bags of food really fast like a week fast and I remembered how I thought that was so weird like l God honest could not figure out why the food disappeared so fast (my former naive and innocernt mind) well y'all ready here's the fucking climax-the other day my class was canceled and I come downstairs at like noonish and do you know what I see when I get down? I see my fucking cat sitting in the food bin. with my own two eyes I see her sitting in the fucking food bin. my spoiled ass cat has been eating like a fucking queen and living it the fuck up while I'm in class and then pretends like she's hungry when i get home. and you know what's the real kicker? when she leaves the lid gets knocked shut which is why i never caught onto her scam. she's fucking been working the system and playing the food game right under my fucking nose like i want to scream and now I have to call the vet and the morning and explain to him how, a well educated adult in college. got one-upped in intelligence by my fucking cat Read the whole thing what kind of posts do u want cause my stats been like bye bye

what kind of posts do u want cause my stats been like bye bye

Apparently, Children, and Confused: <p><a href="https://pennamites.tumblr.com/post/172397966802/1r3l4nd13-pennamites-1r3l4nd13" class="tumblr_blog">pennamites</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://1r3l4nd13.tumblr.com/post/172397584933/pennamites-1r3l4nd13-pennamites" class="tumblr_blog">1r3l4nd13</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://pennamites.tumblr.com/post/172397483682/1r3l4nd13-pennamites-1r3l4nd13" class="tumblr_blog">pennamites</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://1r3l4nd13.tumblr.com/post/172397365383/pennamites-1r3l4nd13" class="tumblr_blog">1r3l4nd13</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://pennamites.tumblr.com/post/172397238297/1r3l4nd13-fascism-and-free-markets" class="tumblr_blog">pennamites</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://1r3l4nd13.tumblr.com/post/172396837463/fascism-and-free-markets-pennamites-top" class="tumblr_blog">1r3l4nd13</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://fascism-and-free-markets.tumblr.com/post/172390939856/pennamites-top-clint-eastwood-and-his-son" class="tumblr_blog">fascism-and-free-markets</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://pennamites.tumblr.com/post/172390566122/top-clint-eastwood-and-his-son-scott-eastwood" class="tumblr_blog">pennamites</a>:</p> <blockquote><p> Top, Clint Eastwood and his son, Scott Eastwood.<br/><br/>Bottom, Robert De Niro and his son, Elliot De Niro.<br/><br/>Notice any differences? <br/></p></blockquote> <p>Racemixing: Not even once.</p> </blockquote> <p>I already posted this but then I did research and found that this son is autistic so not only is op a racist cunt, he is mocking an autistic child. So I take back my original statement, op is a stupid racist horrible bastard. </p> </blockquote> <p>Asking if someone sees any differences between people is apparently racist and ableist. </p> <p>You really do learn something new every day!</p> </blockquote> <p>I see no difference, they look like their dads. One is older than the other…why what do you see?! </p> </blockquote> <p>I see someone who may need to visit an ophthalmologist</p> </blockquote> <p>So what has that got to with the top photo?? </p> </blockquote> <p>Oh nothing about the photo, I’m just confused as to why you’re lying to yourself. We both know there’s a clear physical difference between Eastwood’s and De Niro’s sons. It’s plain as daylight to anyone with eyes. Different hair, different eye shape, different lips, different noses, oh and they aren’t even the same race. Is that what’s making you uncomfortable? I’m not going to call you a racist for noticing it, if that’s what you’re afraid of. We both know the differences are clear and pronounced, the difference between you and me is that you pretend not to notice them for some reason.</p><p>I just don’t see why you’re getting so upset over this, I asked an open question if anyone could see a difference between two sets of people and you called me a “racist cunt” and “stupid racist horrible bastard.”</p></blockquote> <p>And in this episode of Tumblr Cringe™, we watch people with cripplingly low self-esteem mock the appearance of a child and use it as an example of why people shouldn’t have children with whoever they damn well please.</p>

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America, Head, and Love: liffany Haddish Becomes the Newest Spokesperson for Groupon, Set to Star in the Company's Super Bowl Ad Commercial(@balleralert Read More: www.balleralert.comm Tiffany Haddish Becomes the Newest Spokesperson for Groupon, Set to Star in the Company’s Super Bowl Ad Commercial - blogged by: @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Actress and comedienne TiffanyHaddish loves saving money just as much as she loves to make people laugh, and her love for both just landed her an all-new partnership. The GirlsTrip breakout star is the newest spokesperson for Groupon, which is one of the fastest-growing e-commerce marketplaces to date. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Last year, in an interview on JimmyKimmelLive, Haddish admitted to taking Will and JadaPinkettSmith on a Groupon-bought swamp tour while in Louisiana filming ‘Girls Trip’. The hilariously-told story went viral and Groupon immediately knew that they wanted Haddish on board, someway, somehow. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After noticing how much Haddish knew about their company and its products, they thought that it would only be fitting to bring the 38-year-old on for their first Super Bowl ad commercial in seven years, and they did just that. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “The Jimmy Kimmel link went through the entire company very quickly,” Groupon’s head of marketing for North America, Jon Wild, tells People. “We talked about involving her in our business more, and, as we got to know her, her purchases and the type of customer she is. We wanted to find her the stage that is appropriate, and here we are talking about her in the context of the Super Bowl.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, it was while working with Haddish that they realized how much of a Grouponer she really is. Haddish actually ranked in the top one percent of the most frequent Groupon purchasers. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This impressed the team so much that they even put some free bucks in her Groupon account and created a page with all of Haddish’s Groupon favorites. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Nobody knows Groupon like I know Groupon. I've been speaking out for them for years. I should have already been their ......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)

Tiffany Haddish Becomes the Newest Spokesperson for Groupon, Set to Star in the Company’s Super Bowl Ad Commercial - blogged by: @ashleytear...

Goals, Life, and Love: AY FOCUSED ON YOUR OWN GOALS. The year 2018 is here, and if you’re a goal-setter, you’ve probably already set your New Year’s resolutions (or have at least thought about them.) - Here are a few steps toward achieving our goals for 2018!: ✔️Get clear on what you want. The first step in achieving our New Year’s goals is to become crystal clear on precisely what we want. Close your eyes for a moment, and visualize the life you desire: Who and what are in this image? How do you look in this new picture? More important, how do you feel when you see this life in front of you? What do you ultimately want to feel? With your eyes closed, experience that feeling. ✔️Love yourself! Reaching our goals doesn’t happen by beating ourselves up, or judging and criticizing ourselves. Transformation comes from the love, compassion, kindness and patience we offer ourselves. Just like a child doesn’t thrive or learn from hostility, neither do we. We learn and grow from patience and support. So, be kind and gentle with yourself as you progress toward your goals. When you slip up, tell yourself, “I’ll do better tomorrow.” We don’t have to be perfect to start loving ourselves; we deserve love just as we are now. ✔️Self-Awareness. If we are unaware of our thoughts, feelings, belief systems, likes, dislikes and fears, then we are missing a key element to initiating change in our lives. When we spend time noticing the internal dialogue we’re having with ourselves, we can learn critical behaviors that are preventing and sabotaging our growth and success. ✔️Gratitude. Gratitude is the gateway to peace and happiness. It is the starting point to creating change. A grateful heart feels love and joy, which draws more love and joy into our lives. A simple gratitude practice of writing 5 to 10 things daily that you’re grateful for can begin to shift your mindset and actually make you feel better too. ✔️Set realistic and achievable goals, and take actionable steps. In setting goals and intentions, dream BIG, but realistically. Don’t set insurmountable goals to accomplish within a year if you doubt you can reach them. - I hope this really helps and you achieve everything you want! - 2018 success goals millionairementor

The year 2018 is here, and if you’re a goal-setter, you’ve probably already set your New Year’s resolutions (or have at least thought about ...

Bad, Memes, and Control: 41 WORRYING WILL NEVER CHANGE THE OUTCOME @MILLIONAIRE MENTOR Who are the worriers? Why are some people so prone to "what if disease," while others merely worry about something when it happens? But you may ask… why do they worry? People worry because they think something bad will happen or could happen, so they activate a “hyper-vigilant” strategy of worry and think that 'if I worry I can prevent this bad thing from happening or catch it early. (Which is BS) So here millmentor is bringing some WORRY-busting steps!👇 ✔️Make a list of your worries. Identify what you are worried about. (Easy one) ✔️Analyze the list. Look at whether your worry is productive or unproductive. - Productive worry is one that you can do something about right now. - Unproductive worry is one which you can't do anything about. ✔️Embrace uncertainty. Once you have isolated your unproductive worries, it's time to identify what you need to accept in order to get over them. Acceptance means noticing that uncertainty exists and letting go and focusing on the things that you can control, enjoy, or appreciate. ✔️Make yourself uncomfortable. Worriers feel that they can't tolerate discomfort, but if you practice discomfort, you will accomplish a lot more. So GET UNCOMFORTABLE. ✔️Remember that it's never as bad as you think it will be. Anxiety or worry is all about anticipation. The 'what ifs' are always way worse than how you feel when something actually happens. - Did you like my millmentor tips? Drop a comment below and let me know what you think!👇👇 - worry whatif success mindset millionairementor

Who are the worriers? Why are some people so prone to "what if disease," while others merely worry about something when it happens? But you ...