It all makes sense now 😂
Mistakes were made.
Me right now 😭
My friends kinda suck now.
(Follow Kate: https://twitter.com/kateegrayy)
A Pakistani woman was wrongfully imprisoned for 20 years for the murder of her parents. Now she's finally free.
I promised to bring back new, good-paying jobs for the American people. It’s happening! https://bit.ly/2IUAsmu
Please don't talk to me right now Susan.
Me right now 😂🕺
Thank you Arsenal for continuing to be a joke of a club.
Troll Football. https://t.co/fbHVzEKRx4
JFK would be a Republican in today's world!
I know what kind of person I am. (OC)
The Problem of Trying to Evade Risqué Situation
My cat after an operation, he's fine now!
Celtics right now.
Check out the new Cyanide & Happiness PARENTING BOOK AT THIS LINK: https://www.amazon.com/Cyanide-Happiness-Guide-Parenting-Three/dp/1684150...
It's amazing how many places I saw this after I made it.
Lost in the FA Cup final to Chelsea.
Man City win the Premier League breaking countless records.
Liverpool are in the Champions League Final...
Y’all petty 😂🤦♂️ https://t.co/eXCrjIAswU
Now that's a good question.
How to stop a bully [OC]
Giroud to Lacazette right now https://t.co/bRgCJeuP4p
We are now into the second year of the greatest WITCH HUNT in American History...And now word is coming out that the Obama FBI “SPIED ON THE...
Kevin Durant’s phone has been blowing up since the Warriors got blown out in Game 2: https://t.co/ew7P0F6Bt2
Kevin Durant right now.
So apparently now speaking a language other than english in public causes people to create a scene and threaten to call @ice #callice we’ll...
Bandwagon application form. 😂
He wrong for this.. 😫😂 https://t.co/0TzWz8tyts
this is mine now