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Bad, Blunts, and Dad: 50% COOL WAYS TO SAY ND TO WEED 1. Are you kidding me? Grow up 26.1 was raised right, I won't light. 2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks. 27. I'd like to keep my job, thanks. 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 28. You wish, pot junker! Back off 4. No thanks, I'm a good person. 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard 5.You need to go to jail, hempo. 30. No tokes for me. l'm cool 6. My dad told me better, no way. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer! 7. Grass is crass, also gross! Nol 32. No, I'm as clean as a whistle. 8. Uhhh.. no thanks loser! 9. Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer. 10. Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin! 11. Let me think... No way, never. 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds! 12. No. You are trash if you toke. 37. Nope. THC is not for me. 13. Back off, bucko. You're bad. 38. Step out of my zone, now. 14. I would rather not, okay? 39. Get off my case, weed stoner 15. Injecting weed is for dummies. 40. Nuh uh, I respect the police. 16. I will never do one toke. 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men. 18. Get a grip you sativa snorter 43. I'd rather not die. Tokes kill. 19. Bugger off, you bong addict 44. No, weeds are for whacking. 20. I will use my taser on yu. 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok? 21. What do I look like? A failure 46. Are you serious? Get a life. 22. Nah, bongs are wrong 23. No way Hemp is horible 48. Stoners are loners. I'm good 24. I'd rather not be a canniba. 49. Nope! Spliffs are for wimps 25.I don't think so, l'm 33. That's a death "roach." No. 41. Lay off,I isten to the law. ay o 47. You're domb if you do "dank." m nice. 50. No, man. I follow MMYV www.facebook.com/MMYVofficial 13/10 choose 20 and 29!

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80s, Gif, and Growing Up: did you know? didyouknowblog.com You can't sink in quicksand. While it's easy to get stuck in and hard to get out of, it's impossible to sink because it acts as a fluid twice as heavy as water, and you aren't dense enough to go under. It liquifies the more you disturb it, sco as long as you don't panic, you'll only sink to about half your body length Photo Credit: imgbuddy didyouknowblog.com therapybegins: shadowkat678: iretrotech: imperialfistsspacemarine: mojave-red: absorbednebula: mojave-red: kompanie-mutter: keyhollow: perkachow: keyhollow: kokolokos: haywood-you-stop-that: ladyfabulous: did-you-kno: Let’s review. YEP. NOPE. Yuh huh. Nuh uh. Source Growing up in the 80s and early 90s really made quicksand a thing to be feared. Your only real danger from quicksand is getting stuck in a tidal area and drowning when the tide comes in the fear is back There’s also that dry quicksand shit What makes dry quicksand different? It dry idk why you used that Princess Bride gif when that’s clearly lightning sand These people don’t know the difference between Lightning Sand, Pea Sand, Pebble Sand, Drum Sand, Glass Sand, Moist Sand, Shadow Sand, Rice Sand, Fine Sand, Dusty Sand, Chipped Sand, Grit Sand, Crystal Sand, Glow Sand and Scrape Sand.   I’m not even going to try to pretend I know more than half of those Lightning Sand is actually sand that’s been struck by lightning and makes glass. Pea sand is sand that is not quite the size of peas but close. Happens mostly where sandstone cliffs get a lot of upward and sideways winds over thousands of years, breaks nodules off and rolls them into spheres. Pebble sand is irregular shaped grains about the size of pea sand. Drum sand is sand that actually vibrates when you either walk on it or the wind blows on it. The sand dune voice noises you hear are drum sand. Glass sand is sand made from glass fragments. Moist sand is sand that has water under it so you dig down and hit moist sand, it clumps. Shadow sand is sand that is black, usually made from lava flows that have been ground down to pumice. Rice sand is sand that has grains the size of rice grains. Fine sand is the sand you use for hourglasses and the like. Dusty sand is mostly dust with some fine grains, more or less powder. Chipped sand is sand that has chips of rock and other debris in it like sticks and bone. Grit sand is sand that is gritty enough to rub against itself and hear crunching. Crystal sand is sand that is made from quartz or other mineral crystals. Glow sand is yellow uranium sand, was used in Vaseline glass to make it yellow green. Called Vaseline glass because it has a look like it’s Vaseline. That’s the stuff I inhaled. Scrape Sand is sand is any sand being blown around fast enough to scrape paint or skin off something.  I live where there’s a lot of sand.  Reblog for all the various types of sand. You forgot the most deadly sand of all Gotta reblog again for that.
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Doctor, Fall, and Harry Potter: Helen Ingram @drhingram Not a fan of the new Harry Potter book Criminalising conta PAPER Herpes genitalis and the philosopher's stance Kilian Dunphy ABSTRACT not just episodic physical discomfort but recurrent This artidle considers the evidence on herpes intervened and to what extent health professionals sexual liaison. This change of one's sexua For many people, living with genital herpes generates into that of a potential agent of harm a echo themes from the fall in the garden of emotional distress, centred on concerns about how to is oddly coincidental that snakes are studi live and love safely without passing infection to others science of herpetology, from the Greek he creep'), to the sexual subtext of vampire transmission, levels of sexual risk, when the law has to present day paranoias concerning i HIV transmission. The emotional ramif should advise with respect to these issues. It proposes a this are potentially great. A qualitative a mechanism by which moral philosophy might provide a around 2000 questions posed in a her rational basis on which to counsel concerning sexualroom online over 2 years revealed that monest single anxiety expressed was th transmission.2 The authors note that, difficult topic is the psycho-social impact behaviour. Genital herpes is a condition caused by infection ing genital herpes'. As a doctor conveying with the Herpes simplex virus (HSV). The infection there is a temptation to avoid compou is sexually transmitted and has the potential to hurt of a herpes diagnosis with tho cause a recurrent, painful blistering nuh in t tastefullyoffensive:(via drhingram)
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Beautiful, God, and Reddit: Whem you get delvy of furniture but it's justa box of lobsters again d the freedom heen eams unkrowi silerse of the sleen. What does it stean hats what lask ee t he truth c isitteet se the real. Colotirs are so bright ioN so biright, How here Mrid colout oN colour sight feel sisbb. feel sght on my eyes so beautiful so beautiful so night nisht so insid biests oft e bro ut what is the v Iwhat is the nightdream truth of the real vortex? That is ask and ask but never get the truth ad can never will thats where the nuh of the issue is you see you see 〔lines three times nightma atiask but get n evercamill truly to the trith ever for the biddentrath truth hidda a ofree tne nightmare tralb from the hidden aind of th isife dreaiire Acthat hatis the truth but not the untruth so i canl find any n neakthide slips รู้ . :5 nappemill .. vil god so scared wican SEe ti shouldnt be now buu un go e sleeping one day theyil wake gns the roots are the a: see it trees all of the rees se everywhere i can see the hiddei t ic see iii an see the hidden fear of e sleeping sods one day s da te oh sod the fate the ireh be soon its going te fhapme en the third or forth is thir ly i can see ut is epen isi six forty six too bigh stupid ings new level of knokcli e oupn first they sau aj weight oh god its goin on see it now the third eye it always there and now god what if its six six eye fou istinct onenings each one hat is it really ahout what t is suurd a t what hal is a hree what is three ing the eve eeed et nd so nt aning trees div g on growing onb grcwing withing es s trees t ent but the same e sai different growing ong sidine insiding night growth day shring breathing like the uverse the unioverse the realiby that And your face is all like: <p>[<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/7nwi91/its_like_allthetime/">Src</a>]</p>

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Best Friend, Death Star, and Fucking: Unknon to Kenobi, he was also being rigorousy hunted red several Jedi in order to ind Kennhis whereakouts, and sparing no expense to do so. This would work to Vader's disadvantage, however thefeelofavideogame oloontherocks notanotherreylobl ebaconsandwichofre azumarikO l he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can't find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid the perfect hiding place: the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on again i'd like to remind everyone again that it's literally canon that Vader can't step foot on Tatooine because the desert gets into his creaky old man robot joints and makes his suit break down aka the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere i dont li ke sand okay but what if everyone was like vader, kenobi's on tattooine he's obviously on tattooine. he's been there for years. he's just right fucking there, we all know it. and vader is just desperately shaking down jedi like they're magic eight-balls and he wants a better fortune. like no i don't like that try again kenobi's just sitting there in his pile of sand like a smug fucking bastard. he doesn't need to hide jack shit. he went to the tattooine board of tourism and got them to print up flyers that say COME TO TATTOOINE, WE HAVE SAND' and luke is probably going to be safe until his midlife fucking crisis at this rate palpatine finds vader aimlessly checking behind pieces of furniture in some shitty space motel on kamino he's on tattooine, palpatine says nuh uh, vader says, and peers under a couch. they built the entire death star just to blow up tatooine cause vader refuses to go there <p><a href="http://scifiseries.tumblr.com/post/164304087765/kenobi-analysis" class="tumblr_blog">scifiseries</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Kenobi analysis</p></blockquote>
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Ass, Bad, and Barber: @lazyboy bout to pop these and call it a night 3 Here's a story from @t.e.r.o.m.e that no one saw - My hair was a mess. You could put your hand in that mf and it'll never come back type shit. So I hit up the barbershop in that bad neighbor cause that's where they got the freshest cuts. But turns out my barber was convicted of sex trafficking in the middle east. So now I had to find the right person to perform an exorcism on my head. The only barber near me was a GreatClips. Man why does every white barbershop start with an adjective and something involving cuts. SuperCuts. RadicalClips SuperbTrims Anyway it was my only option cause my head was in Last Stand. I pull up to the shop and open the door. All the white people turned their heads toward the door and frowned. "Howdy!" "Uh, hi?" "What can I do for ya?" "This is a barbershop right?" "Yessir." "THEN I NEED A FUCKING HAIRCUT YOU PASTY ASS NIGGA." "Will do sir. Have a seat." I plop down in the chair and stare straight ahead, avoiding the stares of other people. "How would you like it sir?" "Man I don't care whatchu do to it just cut it off." "You got it!" Just before I closed my eyes something hit the back of my head. "OW WHAT THE FUCK?!" I turn around and see my barber throwing the clippers at me from a distance. "NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" "Im cutting your hair sir?" At this point I could care less. I sat there and ate them hits to my head for 10 minutes straight. When he was done I had a massive migraine and a sore scalp. I look at the barber and he's smiling. "How does it look?" he hands me the mirror and oh my God. No. Hell no. Nuh uh. Ain't no way. How tf- "What's wrong?" "BOOYYYY IF YOU DONT FIX MY SHIT IM WHOOPING EVERYBODY ASS." "Sir I'm confused what's wrong?" "WHAT'S WRONG? NIGGA I HAVE A BOWL CUT. A FUCKING BOWL CUT. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I SHOOT UP SCHOOLS? HUH?" "I'm sorry sir what would you like me to do?" Nah it's too late. I calmly get out of my chair, walk out the front door, and open the trunk. "Sir you have to pay for that haircut." Oh im gonna pay. I reached into the trunk and pulled out Ol' Reliable.
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