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Af, Anaconda, and Club: If Instagram bios were honest @mo wad eModel (did a photo shoot once) odel (did a photo Shoot once Traveler ($32,567 in debt) EDM (addicted to Molly) OVerified (no one knows why) Booking in Bio (1 escort) Had this Native American girl follow me on my personal and my Inspector gadget instincts kicked in I investigated her page before DMing her. Her bio was some wild shit: 100% Cherokee Indian I modelπŸ™ˆ Entrepreneur 2 Kids Email: imrealcherokee@gmail.com for club promotions or photo shoots. By the end I was confused af and didn't know what to think. I emailed her real quick saying "I'm a prince of Dubai and want to fly her for companionship." I kid to you not this is what she sent. "Thanks for contacting me doll here's a list of things I'll need from you. Refer to the attachment below." I downloaded the PDF file that she sent. This was the list: 1) a recent 3 month medical history 2) 6 months bank statement 3) first class flight (Emirates only) 4) no anal 5) 5 weeks of shopping spree 6) a photographer so I can stunt on these hoes with your car 7) treat me ex quiz it πŸ™ˆπŸ™„ So of course being the broke intelligent dude that I am. I photoshop everything and tell her everything is set to go. I just need her to send me some pics to confirm it's really her. She says she doesn't send body pics. I tell her I'm a prince of Dubai I can have any girl I want. She agrees. I tell her to recite Dr. Seuss topless and she does ( DM if you wanna see the video) I tell her I'll buy her a Camel so she can give me head while we crossing the Sahara desert. Then I forwarded those vids she sent to her company she works for now shes jobless and not a hoe anymore. Call me the modern day hero. Saving one hoe at a time. How's everyone doing btw? I don't check up on you guys any more πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆβ€οΈ (best experiment I ever conducted)
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Beef, Beef, and Growing Up: NY Giants' General Manager Says Odell Beckham Jr. Needs to Grow Up @balleralert Read More: WWW balleralert.com NY Giants’ General Manager Says Odell Beckham Jr. Needs to Grow Up – blogged by @LoveRubyWoo β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € NY Giants wide receiver OdellBeckham Jr. is no stranger to the spotlight. Whether the 24-year-old NFL star is making unbelievable one-handed catches for touchdowns on the football field, keeping up with a Kardashian, or beefing with defensive backs, Beckham’s name is one that stays relevant during the season, as well as just about any other time throughout the year. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Leading up to the playoffs, Beckham was once again the center of attention after it was discovered that he, along with fellow Giants receivers Victor Cruz and Sterling Shepard, partied in Miami the Monday before a big playoff game. Beckham was seen posted up on a yacht with his teammates, as well as with singer Trey Songz and some female companions, in an Instagram picture that quickly made its rounds through social media, leading many people to wonder why and criticize the fact that Beckham and his teammates were partying during such a crucial part of their season. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € While his trip to Miami most likely did not play a factor in his poor performance on Sunday, which consisted of a mere 28 receiving yards and three drops, the trip was an unnecessary distraction at a time when distractions should be few and far between. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Beckham continued to make the news even after the Giants were knocked out of the playoffs by Green Bay when he allegedly punched a hole in the wall inside the Packers’ facility and banged his head against a door out of frustration at their loss......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile) readmore clickthelink logon

NY Giants’ General Manager Says Odell Beckham Jr. Needs to Grow Up – blogged by @LoveRubyWoo β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € NY Giants wide receiver OdellBe...

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Memes, Holes, and πŸ€–: Still wondering how Odell punched a hole in the wall with no hands

Still wondering how Odell punched a hole in the wall with no hands

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