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Cute, Friends, and Http: tenderghost awwww-cute One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride this is the opposite of a problem Get that bike!! via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2sr7ZL4

Cute, Friends, and Http: tenderghost
awwww-cute
One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride
this is the opposite of a problem
Get that bike!! via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2sr7ZL4

Cute, Friends, and Http: tenderghost
awwww-cute
One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride
this is the opposite of a problem
Get that bike!! via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2sr7ZL4

Get that bike!! via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2sr7ZL4

Cute, Friends, and Bike: tenderghost awwww-cute One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride this is the opposite of a problem Get that bike!!

Cute, Friends, and Bike: tenderghost
awwww-cute
One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride
this is the opposite of a problem
Get that bike!!

Cute, Friends, and Bike: tenderghost
awwww-cute
One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride
this is the opposite of a problem
Get that bike!!

Get that bike!!

Aladdin, Dad, and Disney: Xavier Halcyon I'm a big bearded pierced and tattooed death metal fan that has made most of my living as a bouncer, personal bodyguard, and trucker. I'll fix the car and kill what I eat for dinner So if you think for one second I'm going to sit throughFrozen, Aladdin, and the Little fuckin' Mermaid with a preschool girl dressed as a Disney princess then you're absolutely correct because Disney is amazing and I take my role as a dad seriously. I'm probably wearing a tiara as well with a kilt as my "dress" because if anyone has a problem with that I'm going to let it go because it's a whole new world under the motherfucking sea and my child's happy memories are more important than any snob nosed bullshit spewing forth from your face hole just because you're a boring, soulless douchebucket that lost your magic. 059 729 Haha Reply 1d Edited This badass dads response to Disney haters

Aladdin, Dad, and Disney: Xavier Halcyon I'm a big bearded pierced and tattooed death
metal fan that has made most of my living as a bouncer, personal
bodyguard, and trucker. I'll fix the car and kill what I eat for
dinner
So if you think for one second I'm going to sit throughFrozen,
Aladdin, and the Little fuckin' Mermaid with a preschool girl
dressed as a Disney princess then you're absolutely correct
because Disney is amazing and I take my role as a dad seriously.
I'm probably wearing a tiara as well with a kilt as my "dress"
because if anyone has a problem with that I'm going to let it go
because it's a whole new world under the motherfucking sea and
my child's happy memories are more important than any snob
nosed bullshit spewing forth from your face hole just because
you're a boring, soulless douchebucket that lost your magic.
059 729
Haha Reply 1d Edited
This badass dads response to Disney haters

Aladdin, Dad, and Disney: Xavier Halcyon I'm a big bearded pierced and tattooed death
metal fan that has made most of my living as a bouncer, personal
bodyguard, and trucker. I'll fix the car and kill what I eat for
dinner
So if you think for one second I'm going to sit throughFrozen,
Aladdin, and the Little fuckin' Mermaid with a preschool girl
dressed as a Disney princess then you're absolutely correct
because Disney is amazing and I take my role as a dad seriously.
I'm probably wearing a tiara as well with a kilt as my "dress"
because if anyone has a problem with that I'm going to let it go
because it's a whole new world under the motherfucking sea and
my child's happy memories are more important than any snob
nosed bullshit spewing forth from your face hole just because
you're a boring, soulless douchebucket that lost your magic.
059 729
Haha Reply 1d Edited
This badass dads response to Disney haters

Friends, Memes, and The Dress: Mom can I borrow the dress you're wearing in this pic? CLASSICAL ART MEMES ssicalart Not tonight, I'm smuggling five of my friends into the grand banquet

Friends, Memes, and The Dress: Mom can I borrow the
dress you're wearing in this
pic?
CLASSICAL ART MEMES
ssicalart
Not tonight, I'm smuggling
five of my friends into the
grand banquet

Friends, Memes, and The Dress: Mom can I borrow the
dress you're wearing in this
pic?
CLASSICAL ART MEMES
ssicalart
Not tonight, I'm smuggling
five of my friends into the
grand banquet

Dad, Memes, and Best: tawdry hepburn [dums biteh ho... Geraserheadbabby Follow my friend gave birth in her car on the way to the hospital and her husband named the kid Carson and if you don't think that's the best dad joke ever get out of my face 8:30 AM 28 Oct 2018 The dad joke that keeps on giving.

Dad, Memes, and Best: tawdry hepburn [dums biteh ho...
Geraserheadbabby
Follow
my friend gave birth in her car on the way to
the hospital and her husband named the kid
Carson and if you don't think that's the best
dad joke ever get out of my face
8:30 AM 28 Oct 2018
The dad joke that keeps on giving.

Dad, Memes, and Best: tawdry hepburn [dums biteh ho...
Geraserheadbabby
Follow
my friend gave birth in her car on the way to
the hospital and her husband named the kid
Carson and if you don't think that's the best
dad joke ever get out of my face
8:30 AM 28 Oct 2018
The dad joke that keeps on giving.

The dad joke that keeps on giving.

Alive, Be Like, and Brain: My brain: Hey man we should just give up and die already The rest of my internal organs trying to keep me alive: They don’t think it be like that, but it do

Alive, Be Like, and Brain: My brain: Hey man we should just give up
and die already
The rest of my internal organs trying to keep
me alive:
They don’t think it be like that, but it do

Alive, Be Like, and Brain: My brain: Hey man we should just give up
and die already
The rest of my internal organs trying to keep
me alive:
They don’t think it be like that, but it do

They don’t think it be like that, but it do

Fuck, Movie, and Texas: rosswoodpark is selling pickles in movie theaters really just a Texas thing?? like.... I can't imagine going to a movie and NOT getting a pickle like.. WHAT!! cullenrutherford what the fuck is going on in texas @_theblessedone is easily one of my favorite pages on IG

Fuck, Movie, and Texas: rosswoodpark
is selling pickles in movie theaters really
just a Texas thing?? like.... I can't imagine
going to a movie and NOT getting a pickle
like.. WHAT!!
cullenrutherford
what the fuck is going on in texas
@_theblessedone is easily one of my favorite pages on IG

Fuck, Movie, and Texas: rosswoodpark
is selling pickles in movie theaters really
just a Texas thing?? like.... I can't imagine
going to a movie and NOT getting a pickle
like.. WHAT!!
cullenrutherford
what the fuck is going on in texas
@_theblessedone is easily one of my favorite pages on IG

Lol, Memes, and Christian Memes: memesforjesus.comm Take me deeper Than my feet could ever wander And my faith will be made stronger In the presence of my Savio- holds falsetto note 10 Hilarious Christian Memes that Made us LOL This Week!

Lol, Memes, and Christian Memes: memesforjesus.comm
Take me deeper
Than my feet could ever wander
And my faith will be made stronger
In the presence of my Savio-
holds falsetto note
10 Hilarious Christian Memes that Made us LOL This Week!

Lol, Memes, and Christian Memes: memesforjesus.comm
Take me deeper
Than my feet could ever wander
And my faith will be made stronger
In the presence of my Savio-
holds falsetto note
10 Hilarious Christian Memes that Made us LOL This Week!

10 Hilarious Christian Memes that Made us LOL This Week!

Alive, Fam, and Girl Memes: me coming out of my room every few days so people know im still alive Not dead just hungover fam

Alive, Fam, and Girl Memes: me coming out of my room every few
days so people know im still alive
Not dead just hungover fam

Alive, Fam, and Girl Memes: me coming out of my room every few
days so people know im still alive
Not dead just hungover fam

Not dead just hungover fam

Life, Love, and Memes: Do I love my job? No. But does it allow me to afford lavish vacations and buy anything I want? Also no. Story of my life. 😭😭😭

Life, Love, and Memes: Do I love my job? No.
But does it allow me to afford lavish
vacations and buy anything I want?
Also no.
Story of my life. 😭😭😭

Life, Love, and Memes: Do I love my job? No.
But does it allow me to afford lavish
vacations and buy anything I want?
Also no.
Story of my life. 😭😭😭

Story of my life. 😭😭😭

Friends, Love, and Memes: R.I.P Eternal Atake!? I WANNA TAKE THE TIME OUT TO SAY I THANK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF MY SUPPORTS BUT I'M DONE WITH MUSICI DELETED EVERYTHING I WANNA BE NORMAL I WANNA WAKE UP IN 2013 THANK YOU LOVE YOU ou are Eree u So liluzivert ”deleted everything” and is done with music⁉️ did we put too much pressure on him⁉️ comment ⬇️⬇️⬇️ Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Friends, Love, and Memes: R.I.P Eternal Atake!?
I WANNA TAKE THE TIME OUT TO
SAY I THANK EACH AND EVERY
ONE OF MY SUPPORTS BUT I'M
DONE WITH MUSICI DELETED
EVERYTHING I WANNA BE
NORMAL I WANNA WAKE UP IN
2013
THANK YOU LOVE YOU
ou are Eree u
So liluzivert ”deleted everything” and is done with music⁉️ did we put too much pressure on him⁉️ comment ⬇️⬇️⬇️ Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Friends, Love, and Memes: R.I.P Eternal Atake!?
I WANNA TAKE THE TIME OUT TO
SAY I THANK EACH AND EVERY
ONE OF MY SUPPORTS BUT I'M
DONE WITH MUSICI DELETED
EVERYTHING I WANNA BE
NORMAL I WANNA WAKE UP IN
2013
THANK YOU LOVE YOU
ou are Eree u
So liluzivert ”deleted everything” and is done with music⁉️ did we put too much pressure on him⁉️ comment ⬇️⬇️⬇️ Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

So liluzivert ”deleted everything” and is done with music⁉️ did we put too much pressure on him⁉️ comment ⬇️⬇️⬇️ Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM...

Fbi, Shit, and Dank Memes: @FatUrsher I know the govt shut down. Cause none of my thoughts or shit I said aloud have turned into sudden ads on my timeline. My FBl agent really hasn't been here. My FBI agent is in punta Cana rn

Fbi, Shit, and Dank Memes: @FatUrsher
I know the govt shut down. Cause none
of my thoughts or shit I said aloud have
turned into sudden ads on my timeline.
My FBl agent really hasn't been here.
My FBI agent is in punta Cana rn

Fbi, Shit, and Dank Memes: @FatUrsher
I know the govt shut down. Cause none
of my thoughts or shit I said aloud have
turned into sudden ads on my timeline.
My FBl agent really hasn't been here.
My FBI agent is in punta Cana rn

Family, School, and Tumblr: My mom has all our family pictures SoI took it upon my self to pick a more up on the piano, however they were recent photo, print it off & change it in all over three years old & wasn't the middle of the night. particularly fond of my middle school photo. (For obvious reasons) 30 23 However Mother wasn't too fond of the picture and changed it back. So the next night I replaced it with a picture of a sloth in a space suit. Once again she changed it back. Dixie, don't touch your frame again." "Okay mom." epicjohndoe: How To Properly Trick Your Mom

Family, School, and Tumblr: My mom has all our family pictures SoI took it upon my self to pick a more
up on the piano, however they were recent photo, print it off & change it in
all over three years old & wasn't the middle of the night.
particularly fond of my middle
school photo. (For obvious reasons)
30
23
However Mother wasn't too fond
of the picture and changed it back.
So the next night I replaced it with a
picture of a sloth in a space suit.
Once again she changed it back.
Dixie, don't touch your frame again."
"Okay mom."
epicjohndoe:

How To Properly Trick Your Mom

Family, School, and Tumblr: My mom has all our family pictures SoI took it upon my self to pick a more
up on the piano, however they were recent photo, print it off & change it in
all over three years old & wasn't the middle of the night.
particularly fond of my middle
school photo. (For obvious reasons)
30
23
However Mother wasn't too fond
of the picture and changed it back.
So the next night I replaced it with a
picture of a sloth in a space suit.
Once again she changed it back.
Dixie, don't touch your frame again."
"Okay mom."
epicjohndoe:

How To Properly Trick Your Mom

epicjohndoe: How To Properly Trick Your Mom

Party, Reddit, and Gang: Hey thanks for stopping by my cake day party. I really appreciate it. Thanks for making laugh everyday. You can grab a slice of my cake and continue scrolling user. Have a great day! WARNING I'm gonna say the n word It's Rewind time. This post was made by reddit gang I wish I could thank you all for filling my days with joy and laughs!

Party, Reddit, and Gang: Hey thanks for stopping by my cake day party. I really appreciate it.
Thanks for making laugh everyday. You can grab a slice of my cake and
continue scrolling user. Have a great day!
WARNING
I'm gonna say
the n word
It's Rewind time.
This post
was made
by reddit
gang
I wish I could thank you all for filling my days with joy and laughs!

Party, Reddit, and Gang: Hey thanks for stopping by my cake day party. I really appreciate it.
Thanks for making laugh everyday. You can grab a slice of my cake and
continue scrolling user. Have a great day!
WARNING
I'm gonna say
the n word
It's Rewind time.
This post
was made
by reddit
gang
I wish I could thank you all for filling my days with joy and laughs!

I wish I could thank you all for filling my days with joy and laughs!

Ass, Fall, and Hail Mary: I almost died today. Here is the true story So Iwas derping in my backyard today, picking up dog crap. The whole time, my dog was just sitting there watching me, enjoying the sight. So I go to the small section in between my trampoline and my fence. Now if any of you haven't seen my trampoline, it is really old and there are these black foam things on the bars that used to hold up a net, but they are mostly destroyed now. So I walk in the narrow space, and I get completely covered by the hugest web I've ever felt. All over my face, all over my chest and shoulders. I freak out, but I realize that there is no worries. I see no spider, and it would have to be a big ass spider to concoct such a glorious web. Well, sure enough, in the middle of my struggle to break free, I look up, and slowly, ever so slowly, I see the huge, black-brown mass of a spider about the size of my fist crawl out of some old, decaying foam protectors. I stare at it; it stares back. I look closely for any threads connecting us, and there, glinting back at me with sunlight, is one strand of spider web, connecting the hulk spider to my face. It realizes the fact at the same time as me, and thinks, "Yes! This boy's eye sockets will make excellent breeding holes for my eggs!! and starts a full on crawling sprint towards me. I freak out, and begin to struggle even more and more to release myself from this web. It reaches the halfway mark and sees me begin to escape, so it goes for gold. The Hail Mary play. A daring leap straight for the head. Time slows down. This thing has all legs extended, blocking out the sun. A sure death for me. My left arm breaks free from the web. This could be my chance! A quick and decisive left cross reaches the spider JUST in time knocking the behemoth against the fence. It looks dazed; begins to squirm around on the ground, preparing for a counteroffensive. I don't give it a chance. I take the poop shovel in both my hands, shout a battle cry of pure victorious slaughter and smash my enemy into a crumpled pile, each strike emanating a loud crunch of the monster's body.I emerge the survivor in this battle. Thank you video games, for my improved reaction time, lest I fall victim to fate Unlike Comment Share 3 hours ago you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: This Man Should Write A Novel

Ass, Fall, and Hail Mary: I almost died today. Here is the true story
So Iwas derping in my backyard today, picking up dog crap. The whole
time, my dog was just sitting there watching me, enjoying the sight. So I
go to the small section in between my trampoline and my fence. Now if
any of you haven't seen my trampoline, it is really old and there are
these black foam things on the bars that used to hold up a net, but they
are mostly destroyed now. So I walk in the narrow space, and I get
completely covered by the hugest web I've ever felt. All over my face, all
over my chest and shoulders. I freak out, but I realize that there is no
worries. I see no spider, and it would have to be a big ass spider to
concoct such a glorious web. Well, sure enough, in the middle of my
struggle to break free, I look up, and slowly, ever so slowly, I see the
huge, black-brown mass of a spider about the size of my fist crawl out
of some old, decaying foam protectors. I stare at it; it stares back. I look
closely for any threads connecting us, and there, glinting back at me
with sunlight, is one strand of spider web, connecting the hulk spider to
my face. It realizes the fact at the same time as me, and thinks, "Yes!
This boy's eye sockets will make excellent breeding holes for my eggs!!
and starts a full on crawling sprint towards me. I freak out, and begin to
struggle even more and more to release myself from this web. It
reaches the halfway mark and sees me begin to escape, so it goes for
gold. The Hail Mary play. A daring leap straight for the head. Time slows
down. This thing has all legs extended, blocking out the sun. A sure
death for me. My left arm breaks free from the web. This could be my
chance! A quick and decisive left cross reaches the spider JUST in time
knocking the behemoth against the fence. It looks dazed; begins to
squirm around on the ground, preparing for a counteroffensive. I don't
give it a chance. I take the poop shovel in both my hands, shout a battle
cry of pure victorious slaughter and smash my enemy into a crumpled
pile, each strike emanating a loud crunch of the monster's body.I
emerge the survivor in this battle. Thank you video games, for my
improved reaction time, lest I fall victim to fate
Unlike Comment Share 3 hours ago
you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
epicjohndoe:

This Man Should Write A Novel

Ass, Fall, and Hail Mary: I almost died today. Here is the true story
So Iwas derping in my backyard today, picking up dog crap. The whole
time, my dog was just sitting there watching me, enjoying the sight. So I
go to the small section in between my trampoline and my fence. Now if
any of you haven't seen my trampoline, it is really old and there are
these black foam things on the bars that used to hold up a net, but they
are mostly destroyed now. So I walk in the narrow space, and I get
completely covered by the hugest web I've ever felt. All over my face, all
over my chest and shoulders. I freak out, but I realize that there is no
worries. I see no spider, and it would have to be a big ass spider to
concoct such a glorious web. Well, sure enough, in the middle of my
struggle to break free, I look up, and slowly, ever so slowly, I see the
huge, black-brown mass of a spider about the size of my fist crawl out
of some old, decaying foam protectors. I stare at it; it stares back. I look
closely for any threads connecting us, and there, glinting back at me
with sunlight, is one strand of spider web, connecting the hulk spider to
my face. It realizes the fact at the same time as me, and thinks, "Yes!
This boy's eye sockets will make excellent breeding holes for my eggs!!
and starts a full on crawling sprint towards me. I freak out, and begin to
struggle even more and more to release myself from this web. It
reaches the halfway mark and sees me begin to escape, so it goes for
gold. The Hail Mary play. A daring leap straight for the head. Time slows
down. This thing has all legs extended, blocking out the sun. A sure
death for me. My left arm breaks free from the web. This could be my
chance! A quick and decisive left cross reaches the spider JUST in time
knocking the behemoth against the fence. It looks dazed; begins to
squirm around on the ground, preparing for a counteroffensive. I don't
give it a chance. I take the poop shovel in both my hands, shout a battle
cry of pure victorious slaughter and smash my enemy into a crumpled
pile, each strike emanating a loud crunch of the monster's body.I
emerge the survivor in this battle. Thank you video games, for my
improved reaction time, lest I fall victim to fate
Unlike Comment Share 3 hours ago
you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
epicjohndoe:

This Man Should Write A Novel

Family, Life, and True: Review of Holmes& Watson Holmes & Watson (2018) 2/10 From the heart of a true fan 26 December 2018 When I was a rookie state trooper at the age of 24, I had to knock on a door at 2am and awaken a mother and father, just to tell them that their son, also 24, had been killed in an automobile accident. Naturally, they were distraught. I stayed in their home and answered their many questions and attempted to comfort them as best I could until family members arrived. At the mere age of 24, I was not ready for that moment and I have spent the following 23 years secure in the notion that those 90 minutes would be the most agonizing and uncomfortable 90 minutes of my life. HOLMES&WATSON I was wrong. That night in 1995 will forever finish a distant second to the time I watched Holmes & Watson. kari-izumi: imaginarycircus: This isn’t a mic drop. This is the birth of a black hole. This wasn’t a murder I witnessed, but a mass execution

Family, Life, and True: Review of Holmes& Watson
Holmes & Watson (2018)
2/10
From the heart of a true fan
26 December 2018
When I was a rookie state trooper at the age of 24, I had to knock on a
door at 2am and awaken a mother and father, just to tell them that
their son, also 24, had been killed in an automobile accident. Naturally,
they were distraught. I stayed in their home and answered their many
questions and attempted to comfort them as best I could until family
members arrived. At the mere age of 24, I was not ready for that
moment and I have spent the following 23 years secure in the notion
that those 90 minutes would be the most agonizing and uncomfortable
90 minutes of my life.
HOLMES&WATSON
I was wrong. That night in 1995 will forever finish a distant second to
the time I watched Holmes & Watson.
kari-izumi:

imaginarycircus:

This isn’t a mic drop. This is the birth of a black hole.

This wasn’t a murder I witnessed, but a mass execution

Family, Life, and True: Review of Holmes& Watson
Holmes & Watson (2018)
2/10
From the heart of a true fan
26 December 2018
When I was a rookie state trooper at the age of 24, I had to knock on a
door at 2am and awaken a mother and father, just to tell them that
their son, also 24, had been killed in an automobile accident. Naturally,
they were distraught. I stayed in their home and answered their many
questions and attempted to comfort them as best I could until family
members arrived. At the mere age of 24, I was not ready for that
moment and I have spent the following 23 years secure in the notion
that those 90 minutes would be the most agonizing and uncomfortable
90 minutes of my life.
HOLMES&WATSON
I was wrong. That night in 1995 will forever finish a distant second to
the time I watched Holmes & Watson.
kari-izumi:

imaginarycircus:

This isn’t a mic drop. This is the birth of a black hole.

This wasn’t a murder I witnessed, but a mass execution

kari-izumi: imaginarycircus: This isn’t a mic drop. This is the birth of a black hole. This wasn’t a murder I witnessed, but a mass execu...

Pregnant, Work, and Lucy: Since I see so many beauty around, here is Lucy taking care of my pregnant gf while I am at work :)

Pregnant, Work, and Lucy: Since I see so many beauty around, here is Lucy taking care of my pregnant gf while I am at work :)

Pregnant, Work, and Lucy: Since I see so many beauty around, here is Lucy taking care of my pregnant gf while I am at work :)

Since I see so many beauty around, here is Lucy taking care of my pregnant gf while I am at work :)

Teacher, To Kill a Mockingbird, and Power: When your class is reading "To Kill a Mockingbird" and your teacher picks you to read the page with the N Word The power of the sun in the palm of my hand Ultimate power

Teacher, To Kill a Mockingbird, and Power: When your class is reading "To Kill a Mockingbird"
and your teacher picks you to read the page
with the N Word
The power of the sun in the palm of my hand
Ultimate power

Teacher, To Kill a Mockingbird, and Power: When your class is reading "To Kill a Mockingbird"
and your teacher picks you to read the page
with the N Word
The power of the sun in the palm of my hand
Ultimate power

Ultimate power

Love, Memes, and Wife: me accidentally rebiting the side of my mouth that's swollen from biting it earlier Plz... tell my wife that I love her

Love, Memes, and Wife: me accidentally rebiting the side of my
mouth that's swollen from biting it earlier
Plz... tell my wife that I love her

Love, Memes, and Wife: me accidentally rebiting the side of my
mouth that's swollen from biting it earlier
Plz... tell my wife that I love her

Plz... tell my wife that I love her

Life, Love, and Travel: This is my kind of trip A small, cozy, and private place for the love of my life and I to enjoy eachother's company in peace ex @travelcouple @mapearth posts the worlds most magical destinations ✨ follow @mapearth for travel inspiration 💗 @mapearth @mapearth (VC @kylefinndempsey)

Life, Love, and Travel: This is my kind of trip A small, cozy,
and private place for the love of my life
and I to enjoy eachother's company in
peace
ex
@travelcouple
@mapearth posts the worlds most magical destinations ✨ follow @mapearth for travel inspiration 💗 @mapearth @mapearth (VC @kylefinndempsey)

Life, Love, and Travel: This is my kind of trip A small, cozy,
and private place for the love of my life
and I to enjoy eachother's company in
peace
ex
@travelcouple
@mapearth posts the worlds most magical destinations ✨ follow @mapearth for travel inspiration 💗 @mapearth @mapearth (VC @kylefinndempsey)

Being an Adult, Dank, and Time: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I've come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility. Speaking of bedtime, who up?

Being an Adult, Dank, and Time: When I was little I thought being
an adult meant not having a bed
time but I've come to realize that
it just means being in charge of
my own bed time and it turns out
that I am not equipped to handle
that responsibility.
Speaking of bedtime, who up?

Being an Adult, Dank, and Time: When I was little I thought being
an adult meant not having a bed
time but I've come to realize that
it just means being in charge of
my own bed time and it turns out
that I am not equipped to handle
that responsibility.
Speaking of bedtime, who up?

Speaking of bedtime, who up?

Dank, Destiny, and Devil: bort @heavybretting Today I wish to salute bald men who shave their heads. You are the bravest men I know. For you have truly looked the devil in the eyes and said, "l may be losing the war, but I am still the author of my own destiny."

Dank, Destiny, and Devil: bort
@heavybretting
Today I wish to salute bald men who
shave their heads. You are the bravest
men I know. For you have truly looked
the devil in the eyes and said, "l may
be losing the war, but I am still the
author of my own destiny."

Dank, Destiny, and Devil: bort
@heavybretting
Today I wish to salute bald men who
shave their heads. You are the bravest
men I know. For you have truly looked
the devil in the eyes and said, "l may
be losing the war, but I am still the
author of my own destiny."

Friends, Memes, and 🤖: Nathan Jain @NathanJain_ Everyone has that one friend who you call by their last name So many of my friends just call me Salad (tag a friend)

Friends, Memes, and 🤖: Nathan Jain
@NathanJain_
Everyone has that one friend who you
call by their last name
So many of my friends just call me Salad (tag a friend)

Friends, Memes, and 🤖: Nathan Jain
@NathanJain_
Everyone has that one friend who you
call by their last name
So many of my friends just call me Salad (tag a friend)

So many of my friends just call me Salad (tag a friend)

Life, Memes, and Alcohol: When the alcohol hits and you're not shy anymore sa Letis get naked Story of my life!!!

Life, Memes, and Alcohol: When the alcohol hits and you're not
shy anymore
sa
Letis get naked
Story of my life!!!

Life, Memes, and Alcohol: When the alcohol hits and you're not
shy anymore
sa
Letis get naked
Story of my life!!!

Story of my life!!!

Funny, Hoe, and Meme: okay that just came out of my tits thanks for wasting it hoe Funny Meme About Hot Girl Vs. Milk

Funny, Hoe, and Meme: okay that just came out of my tits
thanks for wasting it hoe
Funny Meme About Hot Girl Vs. Milk

Funny, Hoe, and Meme: okay that just came out of my tits
thanks for wasting it hoe
Funny Meme About Hot Girl Vs. Milk

Friends, Parents, and Reality: @ o s @iLaughingColours *MY FRIENDS *IN REALITY LAUGHINO Colowr 0090 *IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS

Friends, Parents, and Reality: @ o s @iLaughingColours
*MY FRIENDS
*IN REALITY
LAUGHINO
Colowr
0090
*IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS

Friends, Parents, and Reality: @ o s @iLaughingColours
*MY FRIENDS
*IN REALITY
LAUGHINO
Colowr
0090
*IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS

Energy, Friends, and Graffiti: chrisbrownofficial #indigoseason #undecided STREAM, REQUEST, and PURCHASE. I really hope y'all enjoy this MUSIC. THIS "INDIGO" ALBUM IS ABOUT ENERGY, LOVE, LIGHT, and HAPPINESS. IT WONT BE A MILLION SONGS THIS TIME EITHER. PROMISEThanks to everyone who considers my music helpful! Personally reminds me of my first album, GRAFFITI, AND FAME Have you heard chrisbrown new album indigo⁉️ 📸: @chrisbrownofficial Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Energy, Friends, and Graffiti: chrisbrownofficial #indigoseason #undecided STREAM,
REQUEST, and PURCHASE. I really hope y'all enjoy this
MUSIC. THIS "INDIGO" ALBUM IS ABOUT ENERGY, LOVE,
LIGHT, and HAPPINESS. IT WONT BE A MILLION
SONGS THIS TIME EITHER. PROMISEThanks to
everyone who considers my music helpful! Personally
reminds me of my first album, GRAFFITI, AND FAME
Have you heard chrisbrown new album indigo⁉️ 📸: @chrisbrownofficial Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Energy, Friends, and Graffiti: chrisbrownofficial #indigoseason #undecided STREAM,
REQUEST, and PURCHASE. I really hope y'all enjoy this
MUSIC. THIS "INDIGO" ALBUM IS ABOUT ENERGY, LOVE,
LIGHT, and HAPPINESS. IT WONT BE A MILLION
SONGS THIS TIME EITHER. PROMISEThanks to
everyone who considers my music helpful! Personally
reminds me of my first album, GRAFFITI, AND FAME
Have you heard chrisbrown new album indigo⁉️ 📸: @chrisbrownofficial Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Have you heard chrisbrown new album indigo⁉️ 📸: @chrisbrownofficial Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Dad, Memes, and Saw: Jack Tovey @j_tuvs When I was 6 years old, my dad told me he would give me 5 dollars if I found a four leaf clover. I spent hours looking for one in my yard. Today I was watering my new trees and saw this. My dad's no longer with us but I yelled at the top of my lungs: "DAD YOU OWE ME $5!!" Dad themed post!!

Dad, Memes, and Saw: Jack Tovey @j_tuvs
When I was 6 years old, my dad told me he
would give me 5 dollars if I found a four
leaf clover. I spent hours looking for one in
my yard. Today I was watering my new
trees and saw this. My dad's no longer
with us but I yelled at the top of my lungs:
"DAD YOU OWE ME $5!!"
Dad themed post!!

Dad, Memes, and Saw: Jack Tovey @j_tuvs
When I was 6 years old, my dad told me he
would give me 5 dollars if I found a four
leaf clover. I spent hours looking for one in
my yard. Today I was watering my new
trees and saw this. My dad's no longer
with us but I yelled at the top of my lungs:
"DAD YOU OWE ME $5!!"
Dad themed post!!

Dad themed post!!

Dumb, Life, and Target: My diploma is a great representation of the last 4 years of my life G: @dumb.ipec FRST CLASS MAIL NOT BEND DIPLOMA DO stability:honestly 💀

Dumb, Life, and Target: My diploma is a great representation of
the last 4 years of my life
G: @dumb.ipec
FRST CLASS MAIL
NOT BEND
DIPLOMA DO
stability:honestly 💀

Dumb, Life, and Target: My diploma is a great representation of
the last 4 years of my life
G: @dumb.ipec
FRST CLASS MAIL
NOT BEND
DIPLOMA DO
stability:honestly 💀

stability:honestly 💀

Bad, Moms, and Depression: kaijuno Winters are really hard with depression and broke down in front of my mom about it and today there's a sun lamp at my door. Lamps they use in the arctic when they don't see the sun. And cant help but tear up at this, the desperation of a mother, to do anything to fix her baby Her desperation to find anything that could possibly help in any way, no matter how small And I feel so bad because I can't imagine what she's going through. How worried she must be We don't deserve moms 121 notes Moms are great

Bad, Moms, and Depression: kaijuno
Winters are really hard with depression and
broke down in front of my mom about it and today
there's a sun lamp at my door. Lamps they use
in the arctic when they don't see the sun. And
cant help but tear up at this, the desperation of a
mother, to do anything to fix her baby
Her desperation to find anything that could
possibly help in any way, no matter how small
And I feel so bad because I can't imagine what
she's going through. How worried she must be
We don't deserve moms
121 notes
Moms are great

Bad, Moms, and Depression: kaijuno
Winters are really hard with depression and
broke down in front of my mom about it and today
there's a sun lamp at my door. Lamps they use
in the arctic when they don't see the sun. And
cant help but tear up at this, the desperation of a
mother, to do anything to fix her baby
Her desperation to find anything that could
possibly help in any way, no matter how small
And I feel so bad because I can't imagine what
she's going through. How worried she must be
We don't deserve moms
121 notes
Moms are great

Moms are great

Funny, Life, and Love: When you're on your 5th vodka cranberry and start having an emotional breakdown for no reason Where is the love of my life? Where are thev? 👀

Funny, Life, and Love: When you're on your 5th vodka cranberry
and start having an emotional breakdown
for no reason
Where is the love of my life?
Where are thev?
👀

Funny, Life, and Love: When you're on your 5th vodka cranberry
and start having an emotional breakdown
for no reason
Where is the love of my life?
Where are thev?
👀

👀

Best Friend, Club, and Life: 1/2 345 likes You are more than my best friend, you are like my big brother, who I want to have with me until the end of my life laughoutloud-club: Press F to pay respects to another fallen soldier. You can see the pain in his smile

Best Friend, Club, and Life: 1/2
345 likes
You are more than my best friend, you are like
my big brother, who I want to have with me until the end of my
life
laughoutloud-club:

Press F to pay respects to another fallen soldier. You can see the pain in his smile

Best Friend, Club, and Life: 1/2
345 likes
You are more than my best friend, you are like
my big brother, who I want to have with me until the end of my
life
laughoutloud-club:

Press F to pay respects to another fallen soldier. You can see the pain in his smile

laughoutloud-club: Press F to pay respects to another fallen soldier. You can see the pain in his smile

Ass, Tumblr, and Blog: SEVERUS @marcazette They really glowed down because that first bottle is gorgeous. Ma'am @Cee_bow Evolution of the coke bottle since 1899 9/18/18, 8:56 PM lefttreephantom: susiethemoderator: wafflebloggies: that first bottle dead ass looks like it’s gonna make you shoot crows out of your hands the first bottle was also full of liquidized cocaine So it will make me feel like I can shoot crows out of my hands

Ass, Tumblr, and Blog: SEVERUS
@marcazette
They really glowed down because that first
bottle is gorgeous.
Ma'am @Cee_bow
Evolution of the coke bottle since 1899
9/18/18, 8:56 PM
lefttreephantom:
susiethemoderator:

wafflebloggies:
that first bottle dead ass looks like it’s gonna make you shoot crows out of your hands
the first bottle was also full of liquidized cocaine

So it will make me feel like I can shoot crows out of my hands

Ass, Tumblr, and Blog: SEVERUS
@marcazette
They really glowed down because that first
bottle is gorgeous.
Ma'am @Cee_bow
Evolution of the coke bottle since 1899
9/18/18, 8:56 PM
lefttreephantom:
susiethemoderator:

wafflebloggies:
that first bottle dead ass looks like it’s gonna make you shoot crows out of your hands
the first bottle was also full of liquidized cocaine

So it will make me feel like I can shoot crows out of my hands

Hermione, Piano, and Living: so when i was 7 or 8 i'd "write letters to hermione granger" and set them out on the piano in the living room every night with my stuffed toy owl and every morning i'd have a letter from hermione back, sitting at the foot of my bed, and hermione and i corresponded like that for months and i'd just like to thank my mom for writing out a "letter from hermione" for me every single night 13 Awww that’s so adorable

Hermione, Piano, and Living: so when i was 7 or 8 i'd "write
letters to hermione granger" and
set them out on the piano in the
living room every night with my
stuffed toy owl and every morning
i'd have a letter from hermione
back, sitting at the foot of my bed,
and hermione and i corresponded
like that for months and i'd just
like to thank my mom for writing
out a "letter from hermione" for
me every single night
13
Awww that’s so adorable

Hermione, Piano, and Living: so when i was 7 or 8 i'd "write
letters to hermione granger" and
set them out on the piano in the
living room every night with my
stuffed toy owl and every morning
i'd have a letter from hermione
back, sitting at the foot of my bed,
and hermione and i corresponded
like that for months and i'd just
like to thank my mom for writing
out a "letter from hermione" for
me every single night
13
Awww that’s so adorable

Awww that’s so adorable

9gag, Doctor, and Memes: WHEN THE DOCTOR TAKES AN X-RAY OF MY HEART You already know what my heartbeats sound like⠀ -⠀ By @missenell⠀ -⠀ @meowed meowed cat 9gag

9gag, Doctor, and Memes: WHEN THE DOCTOR TAKES
AN X-RAY OF MY HEART
You already know what my heartbeats sound like⠀ -⠀ By @missenell⠀ -⠀ @meowed meowed cat 9gag

9gag, Doctor, and Memes: WHEN THE DOCTOR TAKES
AN X-RAY OF MY HEART
You already know what my heartbeats sound like⠀ -⠀ By @missenell⠀ -⠀ @meowed meowed cat 9gag

You already know what my heartbeats sound like⠀ -⠀ By @missenell⠀ -⠀ @meowed meowed cat 9gag

Cats, Definitely, and Memes: Me at 21: Cat people are so weird Me (single) at 41: And this is Mr. Meow, Meow, he's definitely the feistiest of my 7 cats. tastesnkesarcasim

Cats, Definitely, and Memes: Me at 21: Cat people are so
weird
Me (single) at 41: And this is Mr.
Meow, Meow, he's definitely the
feistiest of my 7 cats.
tastesnkesarcasim

Cats, Definitely, and Memes: Me at 21: Cat people are so
weird
Me (single) at 41: And this is Mr.
Meow, Meow, he's definitely the
feistiest of my 7 cats.
tastesnkesarcasim

Advice, Club, and Friends: When you've been single your whole life but you give your friends relationship advice l guide others to a treasure l cannot possess. laughoutloud-club: Story of my life

Advice, Club, and Friends: When you've been single your whole life but
you give your friends relationship advice
l guide others to a treasure l cannot possess.
laughoutloud-club:

Story of my life

Advice, Club, and Friends: When you've been single your whole life but
you give your friends relationship advice
l guide others to a treasure l cannot possess.
laughoutloud-club:

Story of my life

laughoutloud-club: Story of my life

Sorry, Kids, and Pictures: Coworker: hey wanna see pictures of my kids? Me: one sec @wilfordbrimly Sorry , I’d rather not

Sorry, Kids, and Pictures: Coworker: hey wanna see pictures
of my kids?
Me: one sec
@wilfordbrimly
Sorry , I’d rather not

Sorry, Kids, and Pictures: Coworker: hey wanna see pictures
of my kids?
Me: one sec
@wilfordbrimly
Sorry , I’d rather not

Sorry , I’d rather not

Memes, Proud, and Back: 1st Quarter 2nd Quarter ORD LAX 3rd Quarter #SpiceReactions Proud of my @chicagobears!! 12 regular season wins!! Fought til the last minute!! We’ll be back next season even better!! #BearDown #CrossBarShouldBe10Feet https://t.co/L1Ttou0Chz

Memes, Proud, and Back: 1st Quarter
2nd Quarter
ORD
LAX
3rd Quarter
#SpiceReactions
Proud of my @chicagobears!! 12 regular season wins!! Fought til the last minute!! We’ll be back next season even better!! #BearDown #CrossBarShouldBe10Feet https://t.co/L1Ttou0Chz

Memes, Proud, and Back: 1st Quarter
2nd Quarter
ORD
LAX
3rd Quarter
#SpiceReactions
Proud of my @chicagobears!! 12 regular season wins!! Fought til the last minute!! We’ll be back next season even better!! #BearDown #CrossBarShouldBe10Feet https://t.co/L1Ttou0Chz

At-St, Children, and Dogs: When my toddler punches my dog, my dog growls at him. How do I stop my dog from growling at my son? Marnie Bell, studied at St Margaret's Anglican Girls' School Updated Fri Upvoted by Erika Wiggins, I trained all of my dogs to Canine Good Companion standards. and Caitie Foster, has 20+ yrs experience living with and learning about dogs. Get rid of it. If it can't follow basic directions by now, that kid is never going to be able to. Take it back to the hospital where you had it and tell them that the child just doesn't fit in to your family. They can arrange for a new home for the kid. ALTERNATIVELY you could teach your toddler to respect the dog. Growling is your warning. It's a VERY clear message that the dog is distressed about something (if your toddler punched me, I'd growl too). Your dog can't talk. Growling and body language is the only way he has to tell you that he's upset. So -Why are you letting the child punch the dog?! What is wrong with you?! You need to teach your child how to be gentle and respectful of your dog. If you don't, and the child's atrocious behavior continues, expect the next time to end in your child being bitten. Theres not much that grinds my gears as much as dogs being put down or labeled 'vicious because of stupid, irresponsible owners. Separate the 2 of them as much as possible until you can be the owner & parent your poor dog deserves. People like this do not deserve to have dogs or children 😡

At-St, Children, and Dogs: When my toddler punches my dog, my dog growls at him.
How do I stop my dog from growling at my son?
Marnie Bell, studied at St Margaret's Anglican Girls' School
Updated Fri Upvoted by Erika Wiggins, I trained all of my dogs to Canine
Good Companion standards. and Caitie Foster, has 20+ yrs experience living
with and learning about dogs.
Get rid of it. If it can't follow basic directions by now, that kid is never going
to be able to. Take it back to the hospital where you had it and tell them that
the child just doesn't fit in to your family. They can arrange for a new home
for the kid.
ALTERNATIVELY you could teach your toddler to respect the dog. Growling
is your warning. It's a VERY clear message that the dog is distressed about
something (if your toddler punched me, I'd growl too). Your dog can't talk.
Growling and body language is the only way he has to tell you that he's
upset.
So -Why are you letting the child punch the dog?! What is wrong with you?!
You need to teach your child how to be gentle and respectful of your dog. If
you don't, and the child's atrocious behavior continues, expect the next
time to end in your child being bitten.
Theres not much that grinds my gears as much as dogs being put down or
labeled 'vicious because of stupid, irresponsible owners. Separate the 2 of
them as much as possible until you can be the owner & parent your poor dog
deserves.
People like this do not deserve to have dogs or children 😡

At-St, Children, and Dogs: When my toddler punches my dog, my dog growls at him.
How do I stop my dog from growling at my son?
Marnie Bell, studied at St Margaret's Anglican Girls' School
Updated Fri Upvoted by Erika Wiggins, I trained all of my dogs to Canine
Good Companion standards. and Caitie Foster, has 20+ yrs experience living
with and learning about dogs.
Get rid of it. If it can't follow basic directions by now, that kid is never going
to be able to. Take it back to the hospital where you had it and tell them that
the child just doesn't fit in to your family. They can arrange for a new home
for the kid.
ALTERNATIVELY you could teach your toddler to respect the dog. Growling
is your warning. It's a VERY clear message that the dog is distressed about
something (if your toddler punched me, I'd growl too). Your dog can't talk.
Growling and body language is the only way he has to tell you that he's
upset.
So -Why are you letting the child punch the dog?! What is wrong with you?!
You need to teach your child how to be gentle and respectful of your dog. If
you don't, and the child's atrocious behavior continues, expect the next
time to end in your child being bitten.
Theres not much that grinds my gears as much as dogs being put down or
labeled 'vicious because of stupid, irresponsible owners. Separate the 2 of
them as much as possible until you can be the owner & parent your poor dog
deserves.
People like this do not deserve to have dogs or children 😡

People like this do not deserve to have dogs or children 😡

A Dream, Dating, and Friends: All I want is a guy that is good looking successful, and can handle all of my friends trolling him on a daily basis Sounds like a dream man. Have you signed to be the first to be notified about our amazing new dating app launch? Go to the link in the bio and enter to win a dream vaca for two AND get notified about our launch.

A Dream, Dating, and Friends: All I want is a guy that is good looking
successful, and can handle all of my
friends trolling him on a daily basis
Sounds like a dream man. Have you signed to be the first to be notified about our amazing new dating app launch? Go to the link in the bio and enter to win a dream vaca for two AND get notified about our launch.

A Dream, Dating, and Friends: All I want is a guy that is good looking
successful, and can handle all of my
friends trolling him on a daily basis
Sounds like a dream man. Have you signed to be the first to be notified about our amazing new dating app launch? Go to the link in the bio and enter to win a dream vaca for two AND get notified about our launch.

Sounds like a dream man. Have you signed to be the first to be notified about our amazing new dating app launch? Go to the link in the bio a...

Memes, Twitter, and Video: EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS VIDEO OF MY DOG What was that? 😂 Credit: teggieonepilots-twitter

Memes, Twitter, and Video: EVERYONE NEEDS
TO SEE THIS VIDEO
OF MY DOG
What was that? 😂 Credit: teggieonepilots-twitter

Memes, Twitter, and Video: EVERYONE NEEDS
TO SEE THIS VIDEO
OF MY DOG
What was that? 😂 Credit: teggieonepilots-twitter

Funny, Picture, and Dead: 9360I 65 The past four years of my swim team's "we are dead" picture

Funny, Picture, and Dead: 9360I
65
The past four years of my swim team's "we are dead" picture

Funny, Picture, and Dead: 9360I
65
The past four years of my swim team's "we are dead" picture

The past four years of my swim team's "we are dead" picture

Christmas, Dank, and Juice: Kendra Alvey @Kendragarden One of my 4 nephews just brought me wine and said, "Here's your Christmas juice," and now he's the one l'm leaving everything to Easy way to pick your successor.

Christmas, Dank, and Juice: Kendra Alvey
@Kendragarden
One of my 4 nephews just
brought me wine and said,
"Here's your Christmas juice," and
now he's the one l'm leaving
everything to
Easy way to pick your successor.

Christmas, Dank, and Juice: Kendra Alvey
@Kendragarden
One of my 4 nephews just
brought me wine and said,
"Here's your Christmas juice," and
now he's the one l'm leaving
everything to
Easy way to pick your successor.

Easy way to pick your successor.

Fail, Funny, and Lol: Upon arriving to help get my keys out of my car, the AAA guy locked his keys in his car and had to call AAA Here are some times things almost worked out, but instead ended with an "I guess they tried." #attempt #fail #funny #lol

Fail, Funny, and Lol: Upon arriving to help get my keys out of
my car, the AAA guy locked his keys in his
car and had to call AAA
Here are some times things almost worked out, but instead ended with an "I guess they tried." #attempt #fail #funny #lol

Fail, Funny, and Lol: Upon arriving to help get my keys out of
my car, the AAA guy locked his keys in his
car and had to call AAA
Here are some times things almost worked out, but instead ended with an "I guess they tried." #attempt #fail #funny #lol

Here are some times things almost worked out, but instead ended with an "I guess they tried." #attempt #fail #funny #lol

Hello, Movie, and Homework: Rory Turnbull @_roryturnbull Hello, I'm a professor in a movie, I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then l yell at students about the reading/homework as they leave. this will be on the final!

Hello, Movie, and Homework: Rory Turnbull
@_roryturnbull
Hello, I'm a professor in a movie, I only
reach the main point of my lecture right
as class is ending. Then l yell at
students about the reading/homework
as they leave.
this will be on the final!

Hello, Movie, and Homework: Rory Turnbull
@_roryturnbull
Hello, I'm a professor in a movie, I only
reach the main point of my lecture right
as class is ending. Then l yell at
students about the reading/homework
as they leave.
this will be on the final!

this will be on the final!

Anaconda, Energy, and Fall: reply prohibited 12 Posted: 3 days ago Sword For sale WARNING might be haunted-$150 This sword is from the 1700s. I got it at an antique store in my memaw's home town back in 1984. The person who sold it to me told me to be careful because there is a 90-90 chance that it is cursed. Since it's been in my house my life has descended into pure chaos. My knitting group came over and they all said they could feel a strange energy in my sword room (I have a collection of over 100 swords. This is my only haunted sword). Since I got this sword, about 3 times a week a crucifix will fall off of my wall for no reason. I am 76 years old. I cannot have this cursed item in my house anymore. Please take it off my hands!! . do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers jennytrout: This is the only story about a haunted sword where the haunted sword is the least interesting part of the story.

Anaconda, Energy, and Fall: reply
prohibited 12 Posted: 3 days ago
Sword For sale WARNING might be haunted-$150
This sword is from the 1700s. I got it at an antique store in my memaw's home
town back in 1984. The person who sold it to me told me to be careful because
there is a 90-90 chance that it is cursed. Since it's been in my house my life has
descended into pure chaos. My knitting group came over and they all said they
could feel a strange energy in my sword room (I have a collection of over 100
swords. This is my only haunted sword). Since I got this sword, about 3 times a
week a crucifix will fall off of my wall for no reason. I am 76 years old. I cannot
have this cursed item in my house anymore. Please take it off my hands!!
. do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
jennytrout:

This is the only story about a haunted sword where the haunted sword is the least interesting part of the story.

Anaconda, Energy, and Fall: reply
prohibited 12 Posted: 3 days ago
Sword For sale WARNING might be haunted-$150
This sword is from the 1700s. I got it at an antique store in my memaw's home
town back in 1984. The person who sold it to me told me to be careful because
there is a 90-90 chance that it is cursed. Since it's been in my house my life has
descended into pure chaos. My knitting group came over and they all said they
could feel a strange energy in my sword room (I have a collection of over 100
swords. This is my only haunted sword). Since I got this sword, about 3 times a
week a crucifix will fall off of my wall for no reason. I am 76 years old. I cannot
have this cursed item in my house anymore. Please take it off my hands!!
. do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
jennytrout:

This is the only story about a haunted sword where the haunted sword is the least interesting part of the story.

jennytrout: This is the only story about a haunted sword where the haunted sword is the least interesting part of the story.

Dank, Life, and 🤖: Vira-Hog Actual footage of me trying to get ahold of my life 😂😂

Dank, Life, and 🤖: Vira-Hog
Actual footage of me trying to get ahold of my life 😂😂

Dank, Life, and 🤖: Vira-Hog
Actual footage of me trying to get ahold of my life 😂😂

Dad, Money, and Reddit: AjahnMara S18h I can't show up for your graduations or matches or whatever but if you need a dad to talk to I'm only one PM away. Even if it's just when you achieved something and need someone to be proud of you. edit: i think i answered all pms now, you guys are a lovely bunch and i'm almost as proud of you as i am of my real son. I have to go sleep now so you'll get a super late answer if you send me something now. Also thanks for silver, but please give your extra money to charity instead of reddit! awesomacious: This Dad

Dad, Money, and Reddit: AjahnMara S18h
I can't show up for your graduations or
matches or whatever but if you need a dad
to talk to I'm only one PM away. Even if it's
just when you achieved something and need
someone to be proud of you.
edit: i think i answered all pms now, you guys
are a lovely bunch and i'm almost as proud
of you as i am of my real son. I have to go
sleep now so you'll get a super late answer
if you send me something now. Also thanks
for silver, but please give your extra money to
charity instead of reddit!
awesomacious:

This Dad

Dad, Money, and Reddit: AjahnMara S18h
I can't show up for your graduations or
matches or whatever but if you need a dad
to talk to I'm only one PM away. Even if it's
just when you achieved something and need
someone to be proud of you.
edit: i think i answered all pms now, you guys
are a lovely bunch and i'm almost as proud
of you as i am of my real son. I have to go
sleep now so you'll get a super late answer
if you send me something now. Also thanks
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This Dad

awesomacious: This Dad

Life, Memes, and Heart: *Recap of my life* l meet someone they leave we talk I get attached Heart broken

Life, Memes, and Heart: *Recap of my life*
l meet someone
they leave
we talk
I get attached
Heart broken

Life, Memes, and Heart: *Recap of my life*
l meet someone
they leave
we talk
I get attached
Heart broken

Heart broken

Fuck My Throat

Fuck My Throat

Can I Get A

Can I Get A

Are

Trying

The

The

That

That

And

And

Little

brush

point

accidentally

accidentally

no idea

wear

two

years

said

want

my life

things

no

holidays

overthinking

overthinking

natalia

natalia

ill

ill

the fuck

the fuck

love of my life

love of my life

coming

coming

this

this

every day

every day

cuddle

cuddle

coherent

coherent

still

still

story

story

picture

all

all

Dog

Dog

🤖

Fuck

Fuck

memes

memes

Life

Life

goals

goals

Funny

Funny

Drinking

Drinking

9gag

9gag