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Memes, Phone, and Pull Out: neve @nevesimpson Anyone else's mum pull out an imaginary medical degree the second they say they've got something wrong with them ??? arm could be falling off and she'll pipe up "that'll be cause you're up all hours on that phone and don't sleep, or cause you're never in, or eat properly" eh what 😂😂😂

😂😂😂

Africa, Bitch, and Memes: Jill @jill_cancela If you play Mo Bamba at exactly 11:58:21 on New Years Eve, you will hear Sheck Wes shout "OH, FUCK, SHIT, BITCH!" as soon as you enter 2019. Start off the new year right! If you’re not playing Africa by Toto at midnight, I can’t trust you.

If you’re not playing Africa by Toto at midnight, I can’t trust you.

Memes, 🤖, and Mia: O QUANDO MI SVEGLIO LA MATTINA ScunldZ00 La mia prima reazione quando mi sveglio la mattina Seguite anche i nostri amici di @setteincondotta_off mattina sveglia svegliarsi pecora

Memes, Saw, and Break: Andy O'tam @MrMake_HerSmile Describe your worst break up 5:46 p.m. 25 Jul 17 rogue @makaitah So I dated this nigga for like 6months. One day we in town, he just started running. Took off Never saw him again how I’m gonna break up with my gf

how I’m gonna break up with my gf

Shit, Flight, and Girl Memes: About to take off on a 17 hr flight. SRRY about your ovaries THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER via: @kait.davis

Memes, Soon..., and Hope: Dr. Mathematix @drmathematix If you're one of those people that beep their horn nanoseconds after the light changes? l hope your steering wheel comes off in your hands as soon as you merge on to the freeway @pms is a must follow 😂

@pms is a must follow 😂

Netflix, Shit, and Work: Chevy Elliott @ChevyElliott My first hour of watching baking shows on Netflix: these people are so talented, how do they pick a winner? My 23rd hour: idc how good her fondant work is, if kathy doesn't add more buttercream to that mixture her consistency is going to be all off and her cake pops will be shit me after every episode of Nailed It @netflix

me after every episode of Nailed It @netflix

Soon..., The Worst, and Hope: Dr. Mathematix @drmathematix If you're one of those people that beep their horn nanoseconds after the light changes? l hope your steering wheel comes off in your hands as soon as you merge on to the freeway. The worst type 🤣😤 https://t.co/698dT2fmcS

The worst type 🤣😤 https://t.co/698dT2fmcS

Yeah, Fuck, and Wife: Dan @ehdannyboy Wife: So the genie gave you just the one Wish? Me: yep Wife: And you couldn't think of something, I don't know, slightly beneficial? Me: Susan, there is nothing MORE beneficial! My cat: yeah susan fuck off

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Every team's GREATEST walk-off touchdown! 🚨🚨🚨 Follow @NFLThrowback for more amazing moments in NFL history! https://t.co/l2k6ZGOCNS

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Life, Memes, and Alarm: The most dangerous game to play: "Resting your eyes" in the morning after shutting off your alarm All about that Snooze Button Life 💤💤

All about that Snooze Button Life 💤💤

Dank, Movies, and House: David Hughes @david8hughes In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh & fucks off like 20 miles east.

Police, Streets, and Got: POLICE glad we got this off the streets

glad we got this off the streets

Cute, Girls, and Shit: I was planning on being cute and holding my girls hand to help her ice skate, then she goes and does this shit. i was the one getting MY hand held smh What a show off this is something i would do via: @justin.dalton @estellerii

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Saw, Good, and Today: good luck tryna play me @letmeget2bro Saw this guy get ripped off today...so sad. WING HOW COULD HE NOT FEEL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE DOLL AND THE @pumahoops 😂😂

9gag, Memes, and SpongeBob: The most dangerous game to play is "resting your eyes" in the morning after shutting off your alarm And it'll turn into an extreme sport when you open your eyes again⠀ By cavemanreacts | TW⠀ -⠀ idontwannawakeup notamorningperson spongebob 9gag

And it'll turn into an extreme sport when you open your eyes again⠀ By cavemanreacts | TW⠀ -⠀ idontwannawakeup notamorningperson spongebob 9...

Control, Birth Control, and Girl Memes: dani @eatxdirt I took the pill for over two years so my bf could go raw in this puss but he won't take a daily allergy pill so l can have a kitten? Alright 10/10/17, 7:39 PM Why settle for a kitten when you can get off birth control and surprise him with baby? 👼🏼

Why settle for a kitten when you can get off birth control and surprise him with baby? 👼🏼

Dick, Kids, and Dank Memes: When you're trying to sneak out to go get some dick but your kids get dropped off early @beason504 obal Now What? 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️ lmfao (@beason504)

Now What? 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️ lmfao (@beason504)

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"I'm just a girl, standing in front of an editor, asking him to edit her headline."

Girl Memes, Diet, and Can: me: oh i can just eat this now and burr the calories off later me, later, in bed: Diet starts tmrw

Diet starts tmrw

Ass, Dank, and Driving: Pey @_peytonalex SO this lady literally cuts me off today while driving home and so I LAY my horn on her for a solid 45 seconds x3 and she's like giving me so many aggressive hand motions through her mirror. So my petty ass switches lanes to drive past her and guess what. That lady. Was. My. MOM

Dank, Alarm, and Game: The most dangerous game to play: "Resting your eyes" in the morning after shutting off your alarm Il

God, Gym, and Thor: When you've ran out of pre-workout, so you sit there thinking about someone who pisses you right off before doing your set. @freetomeme R-VORKOUT RE GOD Must channel inner Thor. @freetomeme

Must channel inner Thor. @freetomeme

Funny, Yo, and Help: When you "sleep" but you still trying to help him take yo panties off 206 Lmaoo

Lmaoo

Funny, Movies, and Fuck: David Hughes @david8hughes In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh & fucks off like 20 miles east. He may not be efficient but at least he gets the job done so how bout fuck off.

He may not be efficient but at least he gets the job done so how bout fuck off.

Espn, Memes, and Russell Wilson: 9 I RB, I TE, 3 WR 27 DAVIS RB 81 VANNETT TE 83 MOORE WR 18 BROWN WR 16 LOCKETT WR 17-5 2ND :16 10 E Russell Wilson tries to throw it away but @EricKendricks54 is there to pick it off! #SKOL 📺: #MINvsSEA on ESPN https://t.co/2ciDbzoqVN

Russell Wilson tries to throw it away but @EricKendricks54 is there to pick it off! #SKOL 📺: #MINvsSEA on ESPN https://t.co/2ciDbzoqVN

Netflix, Shit, and Work: Chevy Elliott @ChevyElliott My first hour of watching baking shows on Netflix: these people are so talented, how do they pick a winner? My 23rd hour: idc how good her fondant work is, if kathy doesn't add more buttercream to that mixture her consistency is going to be all off and her cake pops will be shit

Sports, Nice, and Alright: Gronk: *about to make tackle* Announcer: HE COULD GO 69 YARDS! Gronk: Alright I better lay off a bit... 32 3 70 @GhettoGronk Nice

Nice

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Drunk, Memes, and Phone: emma @emchadders have u ever sent drunk texts so embarrassing that you've had to delete them off your own phone cos you can't bear to relive what you've done cos same Been there more times than I can count. SMFH.

Been there more times than I can count. SMFH.

Lazy, Life, and Memes: WE THE PEOPLE BUILT THIS NATION OR THE PEOPLE NOT FOR CAREE POLITICIANS TO LIVE OFF OF emtimt 0 Term- Or US Congress CONGRESS WAS MEANT TO BE A SERVICE, NOT A LIFE LONG CAREER! Time to start voting the lazy, self-serving, socialist loving, unAmerican politicans out of office!!

Time to start voting the lazy, self-serving, socialist loving, unAmerican politicans out of office!!

Memes, Nfl, and Rush: 2FOX DXNFL 72 78 21 NFL NYJ (4-9)yds, 1 TD, 1 INT Elijah McGuire: 17 rush, 60 yds, 1 TD; 3 rec, 23 yds Robby A 🍴 FEED THE MAN. 🍴 @EzekielElliott went off for 193 total yards! #DallasCowboys https://t.co/WMD8c4RhOO

🍴 FEED THE MAN. 🍴 @EzekielElliott went off for 193 total yards! #DallasCowboys https://t.co/WMD8c4RhOO

Ironic, Netflix, and Shit: Chevy Elliott @ChevyElliott My first hour of watching baking shows on Netflix: these people are so talented, how do they pick a winner? My 23rd hour: idc how good her fondant work is, if kathy doesn't add more buttercream to that mixture her consistency is going to be all off and her cake pops will be shit

Netflix, Shit, and Work: Chevy Elliott @ChevyElliott My first hour of watching baking shows on Netflix: these people are so talented, how do they pick a winner? My 23rd hour: idc how good her fondant work is, if kathy doesn't add more buttercream to that mixture her consistency is going to be all off and her cake pops will be shit @chev_chev98

@chev_chev98

Fall, Funny, and Memes: honestly any previous sexual partners should fall off your body count after 7 years like debts on your credit report. if we fucked before 2011, that shit doesn't count. sarcasm only SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

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Cats, Christmas, and Memes: issenell UNOFF OFF Electrolux DUALCARE How to wrap your cats for Christmas Congrats to @Missenell on becoming 9GAGFunOff week 5 winner! Submit your videos to @funoff’s Link In Bio to win $10,000 USD!

Being Alone, Hair, and Time: Hunny Bunny @venushoneyxoxo idk who needs to hear this right now, but if you're going through a rough time right now... leave ur hair alone Take a bath or something and then decide if you want to chop it off

Take a bath or something and then decide if you want to chop it off

Memes, Good, and Kids: And too old to cat off the kids menu. I'm too young to die. What a stupid age lam I'm too young to die, and too old to eat off the kids menu! #jason mendoza #2x03 #the good place

Alarm, Monday, and Via: onebreathdiver via Storyful storytul Me when my alarm goes off on a Monday morning... 😂

Fucking, Tumblr, and Blog: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses off to therapy, you guys want anything? salazar-slanderin For you to feel secure in your mental health, and if not secure at least hopeful and confident that you're making the right decisions for yourself. biggest-gaudiest-patronuses I'm in fucking tears thanks mate awesomacious: In case any of you need to hear this

awesomacious: In case any of you need to hear this

Memes, Nfl, and Patriotic: O NFL 2nd & 6 17 R. TANNEHILL CAREER RECORD vs NE HOME: 3-1 ROAD: 0-6 ⓔ_NE(9-3) 6 ㅡ흐 MIA6-61 0 1 ST 7:38 111 2ND & 6 NFL ER I NO. 0. TB 7 1 ST 9:29 J·WINSTON: 2/4, 47 YDS, TD ! The Miami Miracle! @RyanTannehill1's 265 yards and 3 TDs led the @MiamiDolphins to a walk-off win over the Patriots! #NEvsMIA #FinsUp https://t.co/tozGDhV0a5

The Miami Miracle! @RyanTannehill1's 265 yards and 3 TDs led the @MiamiDolphins to a walk-off win over the Patriots! #NEvsMIA #FinsUp https...

Dwyane Wade, Memes, and Lebron: Tonight, LeBron & Dwyane Wade will face off for the final time & bragging rights! They each have 15 wins against the other. https://t.co/pVGx9nsNnG

Lexus, Memes, and Rams: SUNDA NICHT 6 AFL FINAL FINAL: The @ChicagoBears knock off the Rams on #SNF! #DaBears #LARvsCHI (by @Lexus) https://t.co/qrzRYvPRV9

Apparently, Funny, and Memes: Tifu by sending my wife a random dick pic So this afternoon my wife was out at the pharmacy that's less than three minutes from our house. She called because our insurance card wasn't working and asked for the numbers on the new cards we had just been issued. I started to read the numbers to her but she interrupted saying it would just be easier if l took a picture. o be funny included my man parts in the photograph. When she got home, l asked her how she liked the picture I had sent. She seemed genuinel clueless and didnt know what I was talking about. Apparently she just handed the phone with the picture open to the pharmacist to grab the numbers off himself tl:dr: sent my wife a dick pic with insurance info that she subsequently showed to the pharmacist at our local grocery store. 53.8k 1.5k ,Share Award Im

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Clothes, Fall, and Love: mar @vogueheroine l once read in an article in vogue that said when you buy clothes your body will release the same hormones it realeses when you fall in love so ladies pop off get u a cashmere sweater instead of a man get in loser, we're getting shopping

get in loser, we're getting shopping

Another One, Fake, and Memes: 2 53 24 HEKKER LAR 3 4 CHI 6 2nd 8:20 :07 8-4 4th & 8 The fake punt expert @JHekker pulls off ANOTHER one! First down, #LARams 📺: #LARvsCHI on NBC https://t.co/knw9di0gWu

The fake punt expert @JHekker pulls off ANOTHER one! First down, #LARams 📺: #LARvsCHI on NBC https://t.co/knw9di0gWu

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