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        relyonloveonceinawhile:
whoopsrobots:

equilateralwaffle:

kotsuso:

sophygurl:

blindly-nostalgic:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So nowΒ I’veΒ resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.
Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.

Update:
I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

Update:
After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!

You are the future

As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks.

Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins?

ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit

vive la resistance

Chaotic Good
: relyonloveonceinawhile:
whoopsrobots:

equilateralwaffle:

kotsuso:

sophygurl:

blindly-nostalgic:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So nowΒ I’veΒ resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.
Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.

Update:
I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

Update:
After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!

You are the future

As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks.

Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins?

ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit

vive la resistance

Chaotic Good

        

            
            

                
                
                    relyonloveonceinawhile:
whoopsrobots:

equilateralwaffle:

kotsuso:

sophygurl:

blindly-nostalgic:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So nowΒ I’veΒ resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.
Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.

Update:
I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

Update:
After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!

You are the future

As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks.

Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins?

ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit

vive la resistance

Chaotic Good
: relyonloveonceinawhile:
whoopsrobots:

equilateralwaffle:

kotsuso:

sophygurl:

blindly-nostalgic:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So nowΒ I’veΒ resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.
Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.

Update:
I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

Update:
After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!

You are the future

As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks.

Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins?

ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit

vive la resistance

Chaotic Good

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        thestraggletag:

gleefully-macabre:

gleefully-macabre:


brawltogethernow:

gingerhastoomanyobsessions:
I can’t breathe
Best wishes to these people obviously but I’m WHEEZING at the concept of a standard horror plot starter but the stranded travelers are an entire fully equipped orchestra.



It’s the prequel to every other horror film. Their haunting spirits play the background music. 



Oh shoot, that actually would be a really cool concept. The film starts with no thematic music, and as each member of the orchestra is picked off, their instrument joins the soundtrack. Subtly, so you don’t really notice, and the end credits are a full orchestral symphony. 

DUUUUUDE
: thestraggletag:

gleefully-macabre:

gleefully-macabre:


brawltogethernow:

gingerhastoomanyobsessions:
I can’t breathe
Best wishes to these people obviously but I’m WHEEZING at the concept of a standard horror plot starter but the stranded travelers are an entire fully equipped orchestra.



It’s the prequel to every other horror film. Their haunting spirits play the background music. 



Oh shoot, that actually would be a really cool concept. The film starts with no thematic music, and as each member of the orchestra is picked off, their instrument joins the soundtrack. Subtly, so you don’t really notice, and the end credits are a full orchestral symphony. 

DUUUUUDE

        

            
            

                
                
                    thestraggletag:

gleefully-macabre:

gleefully-macabre:


brawltogethernow:

gingerhastoomanyobsessions:
I can’t breathe
Best wishes to these people obviously but I’m WHEEZING at the concept of a standard horror plot starter but the stranded travelers are an entire fully equipped orchestra.



It’s the prequel to every other horror film. Their haunting spirits play the background music. 



Oh shoot, that actually would be a really cool concept. The film starts with no thematic music, and as each member of the orchestra is picked off, their instrument joins the soundtrack. Subtly, so you don’t really notice, and the end credits are a full orchestral symphony. 

DUUUUUDE
: thestraggletag:

gleefully-macabre:

gleefully-macabre:


brawltogethernow:

gingerhastoomanyobsessions:
I can’t breathe
Best wishes to these people obviously but I’m WHEEZING at the concept of a standard horror plot starter but the stranded travelers are an entire fully equipped orchestra.



It’s the prequel to every other horror film. Their haunting spirits play the background music. 



Oh shoot, that actually would be a really cool concept. The film starts with no thematic music, and as each member of the orchestra is picked off, their instrument joins the soundtrack. Subtly, so you don’t really notice, and the end credits are a full orchestral symphony. 

DUUUUUDE

                    
                
            

            
                
                
thestraggletag:

gleefully-macabre:

gleefully-macabre:


brawltogethernow:

gingerhastoomanyobsessions:
I can’t breathe
Best wishes to t...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        noctiscorvus:
squirenonny:

anaryllis:

uncommonbish:
I can’t count how many times men have humiliated me by β€œIT’S JUST PERIOD”
when looking up this article for clarification i found this one that points out that period pain is actually typically MUCH WORSE than heart attacksΒ - as heart attacks more commonly have dull painsΒ 
and, interestingly:
Period pain happens mostly because of substances called prostaglandins, Gunter explained in the post. They’re released from the lining of the uterus and make it contract. And during these period contractions, pressure on the uterus can be just as high as it is during the β€œpushing” stage of labor, she added.β€œSo if you need an analogy to describe period pain,” Gunter wrote, β€œuse labor or cutting your finger off without an anesthetic.”


β€œIf you areΒ waiting for terrible, excruciating chest pain to tell you that you are having a heart attack, well, you are going to miss the heart attack,” Gunter wrote. β€œHeart attacks often produce vague symptoms or mild pain, that is why many people ignore them … In addition, moreΒ thanΒ 40% of womenΒ have no pain with heart attacks.Β It would be dangerous for women to think that a heart attack should be at least as bad as their menstrual cramps.”
^^^ Important point from that article. It sounds like a dramatic comparison. β€œCramps are as bad as heart attacks?!” But not only does it still actually downplay the pain many menstruating people feel, it increases the risk that those same people will ignore a heart attack because it doesn’t hurt enough to worry them.



Can I add on that a lot of women think they’re suffering from menstrual cramps and do their best to go about their day when in reality their appendix is seconds away from bursting?
This happens a lot. Seriously.
: noctiscorvus:
squirenonny:

anaryllis:

uncommonbish:
I can’t count how many times men have humiliated me by β€œIT’S JUST PERIOD”
when looking up this article for clarification i found this one that points out that period pain is actually typically MUCH WORSE than heart attacksΒ - as heart attacks more commonly have dull painsΒ 
and, interestingly:
Period pain happens mostly because of substances called prostaglandins, Gunter explained in the post. They’re released from the lining of the uterus and make it contract. And during these period contractions, pressure on the uterus can be just as high as it is during the β€œpushing” stage of labor, she added.β€œSo if you need an analogy to describe period pain,” Gunter wrote, β€œuse labor or cutting your finger off without an anesthetic.”


β€œIf you areΒ waiting for terrible, excruciating chest pain to tell you that you are having a heart attack, well, you are going to miss the heart attack,” Gunter wrote. β€œHeart attacks often produce vague symptoms or mild pain, that is why many people ignore them … In addition, moreΒ thanΒ 40% of womenΒ have no pain with heart attacks.Β It would be dangerous for women to think that a heart attack should be at least as bad as their menstrual cramps.”
^^^ Important point from that article. It sounds like a dramatic comparison. β€œCramps are as bad as heart attacks?!” But not only does it still actually downplay the pain many menstruating people feel, it increases the risk that those same people will ignore a heart attack because it doesn’t hurt enough to worry them.



Can I add on that a lot of women think they’re suffering from menstrual cramps and do their best to go about their day when in reality their appendix is seconds away from bursting?
This happens a lot. Seriously.

        

            
            

                
                
                    noctiscorvus:
squirenonny:

anaryllis:

uncommonbish:
I can’t count how many times men have humiliated me by β€œIT’S JUST PERIOD”
when looking up this article for clarification i found this one that points out that period pain is actually typically MUCH WORSE than heart attacksΒ - as heart attacks more commonly have dull painsΒ 
and, interestingly:
Period pain happens mostly because of substances called prostaglandins, Gunter explained in the post. They’re released from the lining of the uterus and make it contract. And during these period contractions, pressure on the uterus can be just as high as it is during the β€œpushing” stage of labor, she added.β€œSo if you need an analogy to describe period pain,” Gunter wrote, β€œuse labor or cutting your finger off without an anesthetic.”


β€œIf you areΒ waiting for terrible, excruciating chest pain to tell you that you are having a heart attack, well, you are going to miss the heart attack,” Gunter wrote. β€œHeart attacks often produce vague symptoms or mild pain, that is why many people ignore them … In addition, moreΒ thanΒ 40% of womenΒ have no pain with heart attacks.Β It would be dangerous for women to think that a heart attack should be at least as bad as their menstrual cramps.”
^^^ Important point from that article. It sounds like a dramatic comparison. β€œCramps are as bad as heart attacks?!” But not only does it still actually downplay the pain many menstruating people feel, it increases the risk that those same people will ignore a heart attack because it doesn’t hurt enough to worry them.



Can I add on that a lot of women think they’re suffering from menstrual cramps and do their best to go about their day when in reality their appendix is seconds away from bursting?
This happens a lot. Seriously.
: noctiscorvus:
squirenonny:

anaryllis:

uncommonbish:
I can’t count how many times men have humiliated me by β€œIT’S JUST PERIOD”
when looking up this article for clarification i found this one that points out that period pain is actually typically MUCH WORSE than heart attacksΒ - as heart attacks more commonly have dull painsΒ 
and, interestingly:
Period pain happens mostly because of substances called prostaglandins, Gunter explained in the post. They’re released from the lining of the uterus and make it contract. And during these period contractions, pressure on the uterus can be just as high as it is during the β€œpushing” stage of labor, she added.β€œSo if you need an analogy to describe period pain,” Gunter wrote, β€œuse labor or cutting your finger off without an anesthetic.”


β€œIf you areΒ waiting for terrible, excruciating chest pain to tell you that you are having a heart attack, well, you are going to miss the heart attack,” Gunter wrote. β€œHeart attacks often produce vague symptoms or mild pain, that is why many people ignore them … In addition, moreΒ thanΒ 40% of womenΒ have no pain with heart attacks.Β It would be dangerous for women to think that a heart attack should be at least as bad as their menstrual cramps.”
^^^ Important point from that article. It sounds like a dramatic comparison. β€œCramps are as bad as heart attacks?!” But not only does it still actually downplay the pain many menstruating people feel, it increases the risk that those same people will ignore a heart attack because it doesn’t hurt enough to worry them.



Can I add on that a lot of women think they’re suffering from menstrual cramps and do their best to go about their day when in reality their appendix is seconds away from bursting?
This happens a lot. Seriously.

                    
                
            

            
                
                
noctiscorvus:
squirenonny:

anaryllis:

uncommonbish:
I can’t count how many times men have humiliated me by β€œIT’S JUST PERIOD”
when look...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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chauvinistsushi:

moonside-tim:

sparksd2145:

Brian Kane hacked this into the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

i have reblogged this before but have i mentioned that i love how it opens its mouth when it makes that tone that signifies that it’s ready for use? it’s small, but it’s there, and it amuses me every time

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

[Video of a Big Mouth Billy Bass toy.Off-screen speaker: Alexa.
(Bass turns its head to the left,Β β€œlooking” at the camera, and opens and shuts its mouth while making the Alexa startup sound)

Off-screen speaker: What’s the weather?
Bass: Currently in Cambridge, it’s 45 degrees with showers. Tonight, you can look for rainy weather, with a low of 43 degrees.
(Bass abruptly turns its head so it’s facing forward again)]
: image-descriptions:

chauvinistsushi:

moonside-tim:

sparksd2145:

Brian Kane hacked this into the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

i have reblogged this before but have i mentioned that i love how it opens its mouth when it makes that tone that signifies that it’s ready for use? it’s small, but it’s there, and it amuses me every time

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

[Video of a Big Mouth Billy Bass toy.Off-screen speaker: Alexa.
(Bass turns its head to the left,Β β€œlooking” at the camera, and opens and shuts its mouth while making the Alexa startup sound)

Off-screen speaker: What’s the weather?
Bass: Currently in Cambridge, it’s 45 degrees with showers. Tonight, you can look for rainy weather, with a low of 43 degrees.
(Bass abruptly turns its head so it’s facing forward again)]

        

            
            

                
                
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chauvinistsushi:

moonside-tim:

sparksd2145:

Brian Kane hacked this into the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

i have reblogged this before but have i mentioned that i love how it opens its mouth when it makes that tone that signifies that it’s ready for use? it’s small, but it’s there, and it amuses me every time

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

[Video of a Big Mouth Billy Bass toy.Off-screen speaker: Alexa.
(Bass turns its head to the left,Β β€œlooking” at the camera, and opens and shuts its mouth while making the Alexa startup sound)

Off-screen speaker: What’s the weather?
Bass: Currently in Cambridge, it’s 45 degrees with showers. Tonight, you can look for rainy weather, with a low of 43 degrees.
(Bass abruptly turns its head so it’s facing forward again)]
: image-descriptions:

chauvinistsushi:

moonside-tim:

sparksd2145:

Brian Kane hacked this into the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

i have reblogged this before but have i mentioned that i love how it opens its mouth when it makes that tone that signifies that it’s ready for use? it’s small, but it’s there, and it amuses me every time

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

[Video of a Big Mouth Billy Bass toy.Off-screen speaker: Alexa.
(Bass turns its head to the left,Β β€œlooking” at the camera, and opens and shuts its mouth while making the Alexa startup sound)

Off-screen speaker: What’s the weather?
Bass: Currently in Cambridge, it’s 45 degrees with showers. Tonight, you can look for rainy weather, with a low of 43 degrees.
(Bass abruptly turns its head so it’s facing forward again)]

                    
                    

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        heccinmemes:

fmlcomic:

yoshdawgydog:

positive-memes:




Native Americans Sent Ireland $170 as 1845 Famine Aid, Now Ireland Has Given Back With $3.1 Million Coronavirus Fund


story here



Im crying, not all ppl are trash 

The Irish remember that when the Native American’s had almost nothing, they sent what they could to the Irish.Β 
While the English were content to let the Irish die, and the US Government was forcing Native American’s off their traditional lands and had just forced an entire Native American Nation to walk halfway across North America, Native American’s reached out to help the Irish.
The Irish Remember.
And the Irish are reaching back to help the people who helped them.

hi this is wholesome i’m happy now: heccinmemes:

fmlcomic:

yoshdawgydog:

positive-memes:




Native Americans Sent Ireland $170 as 1845 Famine Aid, Now Ireland Has Given Back With $3.1 Million Coronavirus Fund


story here



Im crying, not all ppl are trash 

The Irish remember that when the Native American’s had almost nothing, they sent what they could to the Irish.Β 
While the English were content to let the Irish die, and the US Government was forcing Native American’s off their traditional lands and had just forced an entire Native American Nation to walk halfway across North America, Native American’s reached out to help the Irish.
The Irish Remember.
And the Irish are reaching back to help the people who helped them.

hi this is wholesome i’m happy now
        

            
            

                
                
                    heccinmemes:

fmlcomic:

yoshdawgydog:

positive-memes:




Native Americans Sent Ireland $170 as 1845 Famine Aid, Now Ireland Has Given Back With $3.1 Million Coronavirus Fund


story here



Im crying, not all ppl are trash 

The Irish remember that when the Native American’s had almost nothing, they sent what they could to the Irish.Β 
While the English were content to let the Irish die, and the US Government was forcing Native American’s off their traditional lands and had just forced an entire Native American Nation to walk halfway across North America, Native American’s reached out to help the Irish.
The Irish Remember.
And the Irish are reaching back to help the people who helped them.

hi this is wholesome i’m happy now: heccinmemes:

fmlcomic:

yoshdawgydog:

positive-memes:




Native Americans Sent Ireland $170 as 1845 Famine Aid, Now Ireland Has Given Back With $3.1 Million Coronavirus Fund


story here



Im crying, not all ppl are trash 

The Irish remember that when the Native American’s had almost nothing, they sent what they could to the Irish.Β 
While the English were content to let the Irish die, and the US Government was forcing Native American’s off their traditional lands and had just forced an entire Native American Nation to walk halfway across North America, Native American’s reached out to help the Irish.
The Irish Remember.
And the Irish are reaching back to help the people who helped them.

hi this is wholesome i’m happy now
                    
                
            

            
                
                
heccinmemes:

fmlcomic:

yoshdawgydog:

positive-memes:




Native Americans Sent Ireland $170 as 1845 Famine Aid, Now Ireland Has Given...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        phantomemes:
sentences from the youtube seriesΒ  ,Β  buzzfeed unsolvedΒ .Β  primarily taken from season 5β€²s supernatural investigations .
β€œ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”
β€œ it’s not impressive Β , Β no one’s impressed ”
β€œ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”
β€œ as god as my witness Β , Β he snapped him in half ”
β€œ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”
β€œ you can live in the cave ”
β€œ i’m a big fan of your name ”
β€œ the fact that you steal Β , Β that’s really funny to me ”
β€œ that’s the greatest thing to steal Β : Β a man’s joy ”
β€œ because i’m a masochist ”
β€œ i’m going to regret this ”
β€œ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”
β€œ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”
β€œ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”
β€œ cowards Β , Β all of you ”
β€œ i’m strange and off putting ”
β€œ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”
β€œ here you are Β , Β smiling in the face of the devil ”
β€œ i hate bats ”
β€œ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”
β€œ not today devil birds Β , Β not today ”
β€œ i think i’m blacking out right now ”
β€œ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”
β€œ i think i’m gonna cry ”
β€œ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”
β€œ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears Β , Β this is my worst nightmare ”
β€œ i’m standing on an altar alone ”
β€œ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”
β€œ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”
β€œ were you making horse noises ? ”
β€œ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”
β€œ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”
β€œ well this is horrifying ”
β€œ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”
β€œ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”
β€œ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”
β€œ you talk to hide from the silence ”
β€œ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”
β€œ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”
β€œ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles ! Β 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”
β€œ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”
β€œ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”
β€œ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”
: phantomemes:
sentences from the youtube seriesΒ  ,Β  buzzfeed unsolvedΒ .Β  primarily taken from season 5β€²s supernatural investigations .
β€œ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”
β€œ it’s not impressive Β , Β no one’s impressed ”
β€œ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”
β€œ as god as my witness Β , Β he snapped him in half ”
β€œ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”
β€œ you can live in the cave ”
β€œ i’m a big fan of your name ”
β€œ the fact that you steal Β , Β that’s really funny to me ”
β€œ that’s the greatest thing to steal Β : Β a man’s joy ”
β€œ because i’m a masochist ”
β€œ i’m going to regret this ”
β€œ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”
β€œ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”
β€œ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”
β€œ cowards Β , Β all of you ”
β€œ i’m strange and off putting ”
β€œ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”
β€œ here you are Β , Β smiling in the face of the devil ”
β€œ i hate bats ”
β€œ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”
β€œ not today devil birds Β , Β not today ”
β€œ i think i’m blacking out right now ”
β€œ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”
β€œ i think i’m gonna cry ”
β€œ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”
β€œ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears Β , Β this is my worst nightmare ”
β€œ i’m standing on an altar alone ”
β€œ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”
β€œ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”
β€œ were you making horse noises ? ”
β€œ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”
β€œ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”
β€œ well this is horrifying ”
β€œ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”
β€œ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”
β€œ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”
β€œ you talk to hide from the silence ”
β€œ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”
β€œ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”
β€œ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles ! Β 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”
β€œ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”
β€œ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”
β€œ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”

        

            
            

                
                
                    phantomemes:
sentences from the youtube seriesΒ  ,Β  buzzfeed unsolvedΒ .Β  primarily taken from season 5β€²s supernatural investigations .
β€œ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”
β€œ it’s not impressive Β , Β no one’s impressed ”
β€œ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”
β€œ as god as my witness Β , Β he snapped him in half ”
β€œ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”
β€œ you can live in the cave ”
β€œ i’m a big fan of your name ”
β€œ the fact that you steal Β , Β that’s really funny to me ”
β€œ that’s the greatest thing to steal Β : Β a man’s joy ”
β€œ because i’m a masochist ”
β€œ i’m going to regret this ”
β€œ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”
β€œ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”
β€œ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”
β€œ cowards Β , Β all of you ”
β€œ i’m strange and off putting ”
β€œ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”
β€œ here you are Β , Β smiling in the face of the devil ”
β€œ i hate bats ”
β€œ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”
β€œ not today devil birds Β , Β not today ”
β€œ i think i’m blacking out right now ”
β€œ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”
β€œ i think i’m gonna cry ”
β€œ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”
β€œ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears Β , Β this is my worst nightmare ”
β€œ i’m standing on an altar alone ”
β€œ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”
β€œ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”
β€œ were you making horse noises ? ”
β€œ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”
β€œ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”
β€œ well this is horrifying ”
β€œ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”
β€œ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”
β€œ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”
β€œ you talk to hide from the silence ”
β€œ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”
β€œ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”
β€œ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles ! Β 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”
β€œ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”
β€œ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”
β€œ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”
: phantomemes:
sentences from the youtube seriesΒ  ,Β  buzzfeed unsolvedΒ .Β  primarily taken from season 5β€²s supernatural investigations .
β€œ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”
β€œ it’s not impressive Β , Β no one’s impressed ”
β€œ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”
β€œ as god as my witness Β , Β he snapped him in half ”
β€œ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”
β€œ you can live in the cave ”
β€œ i’m a big fan of your name ”
β€œ the fact that you steal Β , Β that’s really funny to me ”
β€œ that’s the greatest thing to steal Β : Β a man’s joy ”
β€œ because i’m a masochist ”
β€œ i’m going to regret this ”
β€œ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”
β€œ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”
β€œ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”
β€œ cowards Β , Β all of you ”
β€œ i’m strange and off putting ”
β€œ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”
β€œ here you are Β , Β smiling in the face of the devil ”
β€œ i hate bats ”
β€œ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”
β€œ not today devil birds Β , Β not today ”
β€œ i think i’m blacking out right now ”
β€œ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”
β€œ i think i’m gonna cry ”
β€œ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”
β€œ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears Β , Β this is my worst nightmare ”
β€œ i’m standing on an altar alone ”
β€œ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”
β€œ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”
β€œ were you making horse noises ? ”
β€œ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”
β€œ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”
β€œ well this is horrifying ”
β€œ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”
β€œ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”
β€œ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”
β€œ you talk to hide from the silence ”
β€œ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”
β€œ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”
β€œ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles ! Β 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”
β€œ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”
β€œ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”
β€œ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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swan2swan:
We really don’t talk enough about how Artoo went into the desert to find Obi-Wan because no kid would be stupid enough to follow him into Tusken territory and then this kid chases him down and gets beaten up and his unconscious body is dragged back to his landspeeder and Artoo looked down and went β€œThis one. This one knows how to have a good time.”

#he’d had adventures but really all those rebels were too cautious for him#he’d served Anakin Skywalker there was just no coming back#and then there’s this nerdy kid who kinda sorta reminds him of that guy#and then Obi-Wan says β€œyour father wanted you to have this” and pulls out ANAKIN’S KRIFFING LIGHTSABER#and Artoo just EXPLODES because NO WAY THIS IS THAT KID??!#and he cross-references his old memory banks and THERE’S PADME NAMING THE KID β€œLUKE” THIS IS THE KID#THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM ANAKIN’S SON#NO WONDER HE COULDN’T ESCAPE#also no wonder he could fool this idiot to take off the restraining bolt#HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN#and he was ride or die forever#and about two days later he DID die#but he got better#so really WOW this guy IS the best#artoo detoo


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swan2swan:
We really don’t talk enough about how Artoo went into the desert to find Obi-Wan because no kid would be stupid enough to follow him into Tusken territory and then this kid chases him down and gets beaten up and his unconscious body is dragged back to his landspeeder and Artoo looked down and went β€œThis one. This one knows how to have a good time.”

#he’d had adventures but really all those rebels were too cautious for him#he’d served Anakin Skywalker there was just no coming back#and then there’s this nerdy kid who kinda sorta reminds him of that guy#and then Obi-Wan says β€œyour father wanted you to have this” and pulls out ANAKIN’S KRIFFING LIGHTSABER#and Artoo just EXPLODES because NO WAY THIS IS THAT KID??!#and he cross-references his old memory banks and THERE’S PADME NAMING THE KID β€œLUKE” THIS IS THE KID#THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM ANAKIN’S SON#NO WONDER HE COULDN’T ESCAPE#also no wonder he could fool this idiot to take off the restraining bolt#HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN#and he was ride or die forever#and about two days later he DID die#but he got better#so really WOW this guy IS the best#artoo detoo



        

            
            

                
                
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swan2swan:
We really don’t talk enough about how Artoo went into the desert to find Obi-Wan because no kid would be stupid enough to follow him into Tusken territory and then this kid chases him down and gets beaten up and his unconscious body is dragged back to his landspeeder and Artoo looked down and went β€œThis one. This one knows how to have a good time.”

#he’d had adventures but really all those rebels were too cautious for him#he’d served Anakin Skywalker there was just no coming back#and then there’s this nerdy kid who kinda sorta reminds him of that guy#and then Obi-Wan says β€œyour father wanted you to have this” and pulls out ANAKIN’S KRIFFING LIGHTSABER#and Artoo just EXPLODES because NO WAY THIS IS THAT KID??!#and he cross-references his old memory banks and THERE’S PADME NAMING THE KID β€œLUKE” THIS IS THE KID#THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM ANAKIN’S SON#NO WONDER HE COULDN’T ESCAPE#also no wonder he could fool this idiot to take off the restraining bolt#HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN#and he was ride or die forever#and about two days later he DID die#but he got better#so really WOW this guy IS the best#artoo detoo


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swan2swan:
We really don’t talk enough about how Artoo went into the desert to find Obi-Wan because no kid would be stupid enough to follow him into Tusken territory and then this kid chases him down and gets beaten up and his unconscious body is dragged back to his landspeeder and Artoo looked down and went β€œThis one. This one knows how to have a good time.”

#he’d had adventures but really all those rebels were too cautious for him#he’d served Anakin Skywalker there was just no coming back#and then there’s this nerdy kid who kinda sorta reminds him of that guy#and then Obi-Wan says β€œyour father wanted you to have this” and pulls out ANAKIN’S KRIFFING LIGHTSABER#and Artoo just EXPLODES because NO WAY THIS IS THAT KID??!#and he cross-references his old memory banks and THERE’S PADME NAMING THE KID β€œLUKE” THIS IS THE KID#THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM ANAKIN’S SON#NO WONDER HE COULDN’T ESCAPE#also no wonder he could fool this idiot to take off the restraining bolt#HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN#and he was ride or die forever#and about two days later he DID die#but he got better#so really WOW this guy IS the best#artoo detoo



                    
                
            

            
                
                
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We really don’t talk enough about how Artoo went into the desert to find Obi-Wan because no kid would be stupid eno...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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SoundSurge 46 Hybrid Active Noise Cancelling Headphones
Upgraded active noise cancelling (ANC) technology improved hybrid active noise cancellation significantly reduces low-frequency sound by up to 96% Enjoy the music no matter if you’re on a bus train or plane
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                    awesomesthesia:
SoundSurge 46 Hybrid Active Noise Cancelling Headphones
Upgraded active noise cancelling (ANC) technology improved hybrid active noise cancellation significantly reduces low-frequency sound by up to 96% Enjoy the music no matter if you’re on a bus train or plane
Customizable comfort super soft protein cushions adjustable headband 90Β° rotation axis for comfy all day wear safe storage & transportation with the carry case
Pure audio power & hassle-free clear calls dual large-aperture 40 mm drivers deliver deep and powerful bass for an all-round impressive HD sound quality built in CVC 6 0 noise cancelling microphone for clear hands-free calls
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: awesomesthesia:
SoundSurge 46 Hybrid Active Noise Cancelling Headphones
Upgraded active noise cancelling (ANC) technology improved hybrid active noise cancellation significantly reduces low-frequency sound by up to 96% Enjoy the music no matter if you’re on a bus train or plane
Customizable comfort super soft protein cushions adjustable headband 90Β° rotation axis for comfy all day wear safe storage & transportation with the carry case
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