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22+ Tumblr Posts To Help You Laugh Your Troubles Away #funny #memes #tumblr #funnymemes: 22+ Tumblr Posts To Help You Laugh Your Troubles Away irrevocably-delicious Irrevocably-delicious @india draws Anyone who's worked in retail has probably participated in this thing I call "circle talk" and it is by far one the most exhausting and irritating parts of my job. 12-05 PM Jan 19, 2019- Twitter Web App Circle talk is when a customer asks you a question, but when you answer it, they continue to stare at you blankly. So you repeat your answer over and over, slightly rephrasing it until it permeates their brain. "How big does this cactus grow?" "It'll get quite large, but it's very slow growing, so you won't see much of a difference until almost 10 years" "Oh my wife has one that's like half metre" "Yes that must be quite old" "So they can get that big?" "Yes but not for a long time" "about 10 years?" "YES" 12:05 PM Jan 19, 2019 Twitter Web App he Cackes Grows slo Oh right& he Cockuss slow growino The Slow growing Cachs Small Cactsou will not grouw og quich Some retail complaints from twitter this morning. I don't think anyone can fully comprehend how stupid humans are until they work a retail or hospitality job. starfire003 I'd like to add on the people who ask a question, get an answer they don't like and ask the same question in a different way to get the response they want. corisanna I get stuff like this often enough at work, but that last one? There is one customer we have that does that so frequently and for so long (personal record with me is goddamn FORTY MINUTES of trying to get the answer she wanted) that we call her Circle Lady when she isn't present. Then there are the ones who do this, fail, and try it again with the same employees the next day greatfay Me: "For the drink, it's [x amount]) Customer: "I saw a sign that I get a free drink?" Me: "For signing up for our rewards program, yes:" Customer: "Oh... I don't have one of those Me: "Well if you sign up, you can get the free drink! :) Customer: "Eh don't want to sign up" Me: " " Customer: "I hate getting all those emails" Me: "Oh, well you can opt out of emails, I can show you how:) Customer: "No thanks, I don't want an account" Me: "Okay... well the drink will be [x amount]: Customer: "I thought it was free?" Me: ")" Me: "It's free if you sign up for our rewards program:)" Customer: "I don't want to sign up" Me: "Then the drink isn't free :)" Customer: "You can't just give me the drink?" Me: "No, I can't unfortunately:) Customer: "Why not? It's only [x amount] Me: "if that's not a lot of money to you, why don't you just pay for it? : Customer: "This is shit customer service" Me: ")" Customer: "This is highway robbery, squeezing every dime out of people, you should be ashamed of yourself-" Me: "I don't control the prices, I'm just a cashier:) Customer: "-making a fucking fuss over a damn drink and it's not even a large- Me: "That's not my decision, I'm just a cashier:) Customer:"-and you bet I won't be coming back here again Me: "How unfortunate :)" thekeybladeninja I can feel the) deep in my soul 74,441 notes Click to see full Sarcasm Goal 22+ Tumblr Posts To Help You Laugh Your Troubles Away #funny #memes #tumblr #funnymemes
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chuck tingle showed up?: malfunctioningtypewrite9 55:41:14.24 THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED ON THIS STREAM 1. THE FIRST $500 WAS EARNED BEFORE THE TREAM EVEN STARTED. 2. HBOMBERGUY WAS PLANNING ON MAYBE GETTING $3,000 3. CHELSEA FUCKING MANNING NOT ONLY SHOWED UP BUT JUST HUNG OUT ON THE CHAT FOR HOURS 3.5. THE FIRST THING HBOMBERGUY SAID TO CHELSEA FUCKING MANNING WAS "DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET PAST BEAVER BOTHERS?" .5.5. SHE DIDN'T. HE WAS STUCK ON THAT MINIGAME FOR AN HOUR AND HAD TO CALL IN PROFESSIONAL SPEEDGAMERS TO HELP. 4. $25,000 WAS RAISED TO ERASE JK ROWLING 5. GRANT KIRKHOPE (THE PERSON BEHIND ALL THE MUSIC AND SOUND FOR DONKEY KONG 64) SHOWED UP AND SAID 'TRANS RIGHTS' IN DK'S VOICE 6. JOHN ROMERO (CREATOR OF DOOM) WED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS 7. JOSH SAWYER (PERSON BEHIND FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS) SHOWED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS 8. ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ SHOWED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS 9. DR CHUCK TINGLE ACTUALLY, HONESTLY SHOWED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS, AND PUSHED THE DONATIONS TO $300K THE ENTIRE STREAM HAS VERY HEAVILY FEATURED TRANS CREATORS, ACTIVISTS, AND COOL ASS PEOPLE SHOWING UP AND TALKING AND SHARING AND DOING AWESOME STUFF TO SUPPORT TRANS KIDS 11. THE ENTIRE DONATION IS GOING TO MERMAIDS, A SUPPORT AND EDUCATIONAL GROUP TO HELP SUPPORT TRANS KIDS AND FAMILIES, AND THE SUPPORT HAS BEEN AMAZING AND PHENOMENAL AND I'VE CRIED AT LEAST 3 TIMES 12. TEETH GANG EDIT 13. OH RIGHT THE STREAM HAS ALSO BEEN GOING ON FOR OVER 50 HOURS, HE'S SLEPT TWICE AND LEFT THE STREAM ON AND BOTH TIMES HE GAINED LIKE $10K WHILE THE SKELETON CREW TALKED OVER A SKELETON WEARING HEADPHONES alfunctioningtypewrite9 14. WE GOT THE DONATIONS UP TO PI WHILE NB GENDER THERAPIST BEN RECITES PI AND TALKS ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH FOR TRANS PEOPLE. 15. FUCK YOU GRAHAM halfunctioningtypewrite9 16, HE FUCKING DID IT. 101% ON DK64 AND $333K AND WE HAVE YET TO SEE HIM EAT A CARTON OF RAW SOY. UGLY CRY GANG YA'LL, WE CAN CHANGE THE WORLD. chuck tingle showed up?
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derpomatic: libertarirynn: talesandthoughtsfromreality: such-justice-wow: etheartist26: such-justice-wow: libertarirynn: fiftiesdoll: the-at-symbol: libertarirynn: I guess y’all aren’t kissing Caitlyn Jenner’s ass anymore? Oh right I forgot she participated in wrongthink so she’s no longer a “trans icon” or whatever Didn’t she run someone over once Aye and her victim died. She got away with it. I knew somebody would bring that up but that was before the transition and thus clearly not the reason people are turning on her now. She doesn’t support gay marriage, i thought that was the main one I heard about the car thing but not the marriage one. I thought it was because she said if you don’t ‘fully transition’, which costs thousands and thousands of dollars, that you weren’t really trans. Oh yeah i heard that one too. Either way there are plenty of reasons not to like her no matter your political affiliation Why should it matter if the car thing was pre or post transition? It’s still horrible and a reason not to like her. BuT iTs NoT tHe ReAsOn ThEy DoN’t LiKe HeR. That’s why it matters that it was Pre-transition. My point of this was not “I like Caitlyn Jenner“ it’s that the people who kissed her ass did so in spite of the hit-and-run and only stopped kissing her ass when she revealed right-leaning politics. That’s literally it. Caitlyn killed someone, transitioned, and became “stunning and brave”, then everyone learned she’s a conservative, and shat all over her again.And the people who think Ellen is some pure wooby would do the exact same to her if she committed wrongthink. Exactly. You can hang around and/or do all sorts of morally questionable things and still be OK as long as you identify on the LGBTQASDFGHJKL Spectrum and have the right politics, the only dealbreaker is being even slightly right of center. Caitlyn was “Woman of the Year” until she said she supported Ted Cruz. Lacie Greene was a feminist darling until she had the audacity to say that it can be beneficial to have discussions with people of different opinions, then suddenly she was the Nazi sympathizer. No one is safe.: Ma$on @FirstGentleman FollowV Do vou understand how horrible of a person you have to be for Ellen not to like you? Attitude @AttitudeMag Caitlyn Jenner says Ellen "alienated" her from LGBT+ community attitude.co.uk/caitlyn-jenner RETWEETS LIKES 6,7369,034 A derpomatic: libertarirynn: talesandthoughtsfromreality: such-justice-wow: etheartist26: such-justice-wow: libertarirynn: fiftiesdoll: the-at-symbol: libertarirynn: I guess y’all aren’t kissing Caitlyn Jenner’s ass anymore? Oh right I forgot she participated in wrongthink so she’s no longer a “trans icon” or whatever Didn’t she run someone over once Aye and her victim died. She got away with it. I knew somebody would bring that up but that was before the transition and thus clearly not the reason people are turning on her now. She doesn’t support gay marriage, i thought that was the main one I heard about the car thing but not the marriage one. I thought it was because she said if you don’t ‘fully transition’, which costs thousands and thousands of dollars, that you weren’t really trans. Oh yeah i heard that one too. Either way there are plenty of reasons not to like her no matter your political affiliation Why should it matter if the car thing was pre or post transition? It’s still horrible and a reason not to like her. BuT iTs NoT tHe ReAsOn ThEy DoN’t LiKe HeR. That’s why it matters that it was Pre-transition. My point of this was not “I like Caitlyn Jenner“ it’s that the people who kissed her ass did so in spite of the hit-and-run and only stopped kissing her ass when she revealed right-leaning politics. That’s literally it. Caitlyn killed someone, transitioned, and became “stunning and brave”, then everyone learned she’s a conservative, and shat all over her again.And the people who think Ellen is some pure wooby would do the exact same to her if she committed wrongthink. Exactly. You can hang around and/or do all sorts of morally questionable things and still be OK as long as you identify on the LGBTQASDFGHJKL Spectrum and have the right politics, the only dealbreaker is being even slightly right of center. Caitlyn was “Woman of the Year” until she said she supported Ted Cruz. Lacie Greene was a feminist darling until she had the audacity to say that it can be beneficial to have discussions with people of different opinions, then suddenly she was the Nazi sympathizer. No one is safe.
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talesandthoughtsfromreality: such-justice-wow: etheartist26: such-justice-wow: libertarirynn: fiftiesdoll: the-at-symbol: libertarirynn: I guess y’all aren’t kissing Caitlyn Jenner’s ass anymore? Oh right I forgot she participated in wrongthink so she’s no longer a “trans icon” or whatever Didn’t she run someone over once Aye and her victim died. She got away with it. I knew somebody would bring that up but that was before the transition and thus clearly not the reason people are turning on her now. She doesn’t support gay marriage, i thought that was the main one I heard about the car thing but not the marriage one. I thought it was because she said if you don’t ‘fully transition’, which costs thousands and thousands of dollars, that you weren’t really trans. Oh yeah i heard that one too. Either way there are plenty of reasons not to like her no matter your political affiliation Why should it matter if the car thing was pre or post transition? It’s still horrible and a reason not to like her. BuT iTs NoT tHe ReAsOn ThEy DoN’t LiKe HeR. That’s why it matters that it was Pre-transition. My point of this was not “I like Caitlyn Jenner“ it’s that the people who kissed her ass did so in spite of the accident and only stopped kissing her ass when she revealed right-leaning politics. That’s literally it.UPDATE: I change “hit-and-run“ to “accident“ because I’m pretty sure it was proven that it was in fact an accident and she wasn’t texting at the time.: Ma$on @FirstGentleman FollowV Do vou understand how horrible of a person you have to be for Ellen not to like you? Attitude @AttitudeMag Caitlyn Jenner says Ellen "alienated" her from LGBT+ community attitude.co.uk/caitlyn-jenner RETWEETS LIKES 6,7369,034 A talesandthoughtsfromreality: such-justice-wow: etheartist26: such-justice-wow: libertarirynn: fiftiesdoll: the-at-symbol: libertarirynn: I guess y’all aren’t kissing Caitlyn Jenner’s ass anymore? Oh right I forgot she participated in wrongthink so she’s no longer a “trans icon” or whatever Didn’t she run someone over once Aye and her victim died. She got away with it. I knew somebody would bring that up but that was before the transition and thus clearly not the reason people are turning on her now. She doesn’t support gay marriage, i thought that was the main one I heard about the car thing but not the marriage one. I thought it was because she said if you don’t ‘fully transition’, which costs thousands and thousands of dollars, that you weren’t really trans. Oh yeah i heard that one too. Either way there are plenty of reasons not to like her no matter your political affiliation Why should it matter if the car thing was pre or post transition? It’s still horrible and a reason not to like her. BuT iTs NoT tHe ReAsOn ThEy DoN’t LiKe HeR. That’s why it matters that it was Pre-transition. My point of this was not “I like Caitlyn Jenner“ it’s that the people who kissed her ass did so in spite of the accident and only stopped kissing her ass when she revealed right-leaning politics. That’s literally it.UPDATE: I change “hit-and-run“ to “accident“ because I’m pretty sure it was proven that it was in fact an accident and she wasn’t texting at the time.
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