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Oh Thats: THIS IS AN UN PAID GIG, BUT IT'LL BE GREAT EXPOSURE FOR You. OH THAT'S PERFECT! MY RENT IS ACTUALLY 800 EXPOSURES! MANCHILDMANOR

Oh Thats: THIS IS AN UN PAID GIG, BUT
IT'LL BE GREAT EXPOSURE FOR You.
OH THAT'S PERFECT! MY RENT
IS ACTUALLY 800 EXPOSURES!
MANCHILDMANOR

Oh Thats: THIS IS AN UN PAID GIG, BUT
IT'LL BE GREAT EXPOSURE FOR You.
OH THAT'S PERFECT! MY RENT
IS ACTUALLY 800 EXPOSURES!
MANCHILDMANOR

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awesomacious: Being friendly is so easy.: How long have you two been tesather3 (No, wait... It'd s good day today, do you have anything fun planned? Oh that's cool! That'll be $25! (Just getting a drink with my girlfriend. I'm not gay. My friend who's a girl and I are just having ladies night with margaritas Okay, sorry for the misunderstanding, and thank you for correcting me! (I hope you both have fun! at Chillies! awesomacious: Being friendly is so easy.

awesomacious:

Being friendly is so easy.: How long have you
two been tesather3
(No, wait...
It'd s good day
today, do you have
anything fun planned?
Oh that's cool!
That'll
be $25!
(Just getting a
drink with
my girlfriend.
I'm not gay.
My friend who's
a girl and I are
just having
ladies night
with margaritas
Okay,
sorry for the
misunderstanding,
and thank you for
correcting me!
(I hope you both
have fun!
at Chillies!
awesomacious:

Being friendly is so easy.

awesomacious:

Being friendly is so easy.: How long have you
two been tesather3
(No, wait...
It'd s good day
today, do you have
anything fun planned?
Oh that's cool!
That'll
be $25!
(Just getting a
drink with
my girlfriend.
I'm not gay.
My friend who's
a girl and I are
just having
ladies night
with margaritas
Okay,
sorry for the
misunderstanding,
and thank you for
correcting me!
(I hope you both
have fun!
at Chillies!
awesomacious:

Being friendly is so easy.

awesomacious: Being friendly is so easy.

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Being friendly is so easy.: How long have you two been tesather3 (No, wait... It'd s good day today, do you have anything fun planned? Oh that's cool! That'll be $25! (Just getting a drink with my girlfriend. I'm not gay. My friend who's a girl and I are just having ladies night with margaritas Okay, sorry for the misunderstanding, and thank you for correcting me! (I hope you both have fun! at Chillies! Being friendly is so easy.

Being friendly is so easy.: How long have you
two been tesather3
(No, wait...
It'd s good day
today, do you have
anything fun planned?
Oh that's cool!
That'll
be $25!
(Just getting a
drink with
my girlfriend.
I'm not gay.
My friend who's
a girl and I are
just having
ladies night
with margaritas
Okay,
sorry for the
misunderstanding,
and thank you for
correcting me!
(I hope you both
have fun!
at Chillies!
Being friendly is so easy.

Being friendly is so easy.: How long have you
two been tesather3
(No, wait...
It'd s good day
today, do you have
anything fun planned?
Oh that's cool!
That'll
be $25!
(Just getting a
drink with
my girlfriend.
I'm not gay.
My friend who's
a girl and I are
just having
ladies night
with margaritas
Okay,
sorry for the
misunderstanding,
and thank you for
correcting me!
(I hope you both
have fun!
at Chillies!
Being friendly is so easy.

Being friendly is so easy.

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Being friendly is so easy.: How long have you two been tesather3 (No, wait... It'd s good day today, do you have anything fun planned? Oh that's cool! That'll be $25! (Just getting a drink with my girlfriend. I'm not gay. My friend who's a girl and I are just having ladies night with margaritas Okay, sorry for the misunderstanding, and thank you for correcting me! (I hope you both have fun! at Chillies! Being friendly is so easy.

Being friendly is so easy.: How long have you
two been tesather3
(No, wait...
It'd s good day
today, do you have
anything fun planned?
Oh that's cool!
That'll
be $25!
(Just getting a
drink with
my girlfriend.
I'm not gay.
My friend who's
a girl and I are
just having
ladies night
with margaritas
Okay,
sorry for the
misunderstanding,
and thank you for
correcting me!
(I hope you both
have fun!
at Chillies!
Being friendly is so easy.

Being friendly is so easy.: How long have you
two been tesather3
(No, wait...
It'd s good day
today, do you have
anything fun planned?
Oh that's cool!
That'll
be $25!
(Just getting a
drink with
my girlfriend.
I'm not gay.
My friend who's
a girl and I are
just having
ladies night
with margaritas
Okay,
sorry for the
misunderstanding,
and thank you for
correcting me!
(I hope you both
have fun!
at Chillies!
Being friendly is so easy.

Being friendly is so easy.

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Her bio said she’s going to school for physical therapy…: 01:29 Oh wow that's really cool i think that being a gymnast would be pretty difficult it is Yeah it looks crazy hard so is that why you wanted to be a physical therapist? yes Oh that's sweet how long is your school? Too long 4 year bachelors and 3 years of doctorate school Yikes but it must pay pretty well huh yep Today 01:28 Well hopefully you specialize in backs because I'm gonna need physical therapy from carrying this conversation Sent Type a message Send GIF (. Her bio said she’s going to school for physical therapy…

Her bio said she’s going to school for physical therapy…: 01:29
Oh wow that's really cool i think that
being a gymnast would be pretty
difficult
it is
Yeah it looks crazy hard so is that why
you wanted to be a physical therapist?
yes
Oh that's sweet how long is your
school?
Too long
4 year bachelors and 3 years of
doctorate school
Yikes but it must pay pretty well huh
yep
Today 01:28
Well hopefully you specialize in backs
because I'm gonna need physical
therapy from carrying this conversation
Sent
Type a message
Send
GIF
(.
Her bio said she’s going to school for physical therapy…

Her bio said she’s going to school for physical therapy…: 01:29
Oh wow that's really cool i think that
being a gymnast would be pretty
difficult
it is
Yeah it looks crazy hard so is that why
you wanted to be a physical therapist?
yes
Oh that's sweet how long is your
school?
Too long
4 year bachelors and 3 years of
doctorate school
Yikes but it must pay pretty well huh
yep
Today 01:28
Well hopefully you specialize in backs
because I'm gonna need physical
therapy from carrying this conversation
Sent
Type a message
Send
GIF
(.
Her bio said she’s going to school for physical therapy…

Her bio said she’s going to school for physical therapy…

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Mechanical = Mechanic: HOW PEOPLE REACT WHEN I TELL THEM I'M A MECHANICAL ENGINEER What university were you in? What specialization did you pursue? Oh, that's impressive Can you fix my car? Mechanical = Mechanic

Mechanical = Mechanic: HOW PEOPLE REACT WHEN I TELL
THEM I'M A MECHANICAL ENGINEER
What university were you in?
What specialization did you
pursue?
Oh, that's impressive
Can you fix my car?
Mechanical = Mechanic

Mechanical = Mechanic: HOW PEOPLE REACT WHEN I TELL
THEM I'M A MECHANICAL ENGINEER
What university were you in?
What specialization did you
pursue?
Oh, that's impressive
Can you fix my car?
Mechanical = Mechanic

Mechanical = Mechanic

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Mechanical = Mechanic: HOW PEOPLE REACT WHEN I TELL THEM I'M A MECHANICAL ENGINEER What university were you in? What specialization did you pursue? Oh, that's impressive Can you fix my car? Mechanical = Mechanic

Mechanical = Mechanic: HOW PEOPLE REACT WHEN I TELL
THEM I'M A MECHANICAL ENGINEER
What university were you in?
What specialization did you
pursue?
Oh, that's impressive
Can you fix my car?
Mechanical = Mechanic

Mechanical = Mechanic: HOW PEOPLE REACT WHEN I TELL
THEM I'M A MECHANICAL ENGINEER
What university were you in?
What specialization did you
pursue?
Oh, that's impressive
Can you fix my car?
Mechanical = Mechanic

Mechanical = Mechanic

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Cake!: I BOUGHT A CAKE! WHAT'S THE OCCASION? OH WOW! ) @CHRISHALLBECK TO-DO I MADE PROGRESS IN MY TO-DO LIST AND FELT LIKE CELEBRATING OH THAT'S GREAT! BLAYA CAKE ORGANIZE DESK CLEAN OUT GARAGE FIX BROKEN SHELF RE-STAINDECK TRIM TREE BRANCHES CONSOLIDATE CREDIT CARDS REPLACE MISSING TILE IN BATHROOM TAKE DEAD BATTERIES TO RECYCLING CENTER REPLACE BURNED OUT BULBS ON PORCH TALK TO BOSS ABOUT VACATION TIME OFF Cake!

Cake!: I BOUGHT
A CAKE!
WHAT'S THE
OCCASION?
OH
WOW!
)
@CHRISHALLBECK
TO-DO
I MADE
PROGRESS IN
MY TO-DO LIST
AND FELT LIKE
CELEBRATING
OH
THAT'S
GREAT!
BLAYA CAKE
ORGANIZE DESK
CLEAN OUT GARAGE
FIX BROKEN SHELF
RE-STAINDECK
TRIM TREE BRANCHES
CONSOLIDATE CREDIT
CARDS
REPLACE MISSING TILE
IN BATHROOM
TAKE DEAD BATTERIES
TO RECYCLING CENTER
REPLACE BURNED OUT
BULBS ON PORCH
TALK TO BOSS ABOUT
VACATION TIME OFF
Cake!

Cake!: I BOUGHT
A CAKE!
WHAT'S THE
OCCASION?
OH
WOW!
)
@CHRISHALLBECK
TO-DO
I MADE
PROGRESS IN
MY TO-DO LIST
AND FELT LIKE
CELEBRATING
OH
THAT'S
GREAT!
BLAYA CAKE
ORGANIZE DESK
CLEAN OUT GARAGE
FIX BROKEN SHELF
RE-STAINDECK
TRIM TREE BRANCHES
CONSOLIDATE CREDIT
CARDS
REPLACE MISSING TILE
IN BATHROOM
TAKE DEAD BATTERIES
TO RECYCLING CENTER
REPLACE BURNED OUT
BULBS ON PORCH
TALK TO BOSS ABOUT
VACATION TIME OFF
Cake!

Cake!

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30-minute-memes: Oh, that’s hot: *YouTube Rewind 2019 is right around the corner* The entire internet: 2.6M 16M It's Rewind Time. 30-minute-memes: Oh, that’s hot

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We need the Swiss system: millennial dad @partofaplan "hey, I would like to buy a candy bar with my membership card." "sure thing. that will be $345." "WTF?! $345?!!!!" "well, without the card it's $5,450 11 dollars." "oh...that's not bad I guess." that's the American healthcare system We need the Swiss system

We need the Swiss system: millennial dad
@partofaplan
"hey, I would like to buy a candy bar
with my membership card."
"sure thing. that will be $345."
"WTF?! $345?!!!!"
"well, without the card it's $5,450
11
dollars."
"oh...that's not bad I guess."
that's the American healthcare
system
We need the Swiss system

We need the Swiss system: millennial dad
@partofaplan
"hey, I would like to buy a candy bar
with my membership card."
"sure thing. that will be $345."
"WTF?! $345?!!!!"
"well, without the card it's $5,450
11
dollars."
"oh...that's not bad I guess."
that's the American healthcare
system
We need the Swiss system

We need the Swiss system

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Best Punishment is me killing you lol: What are you in for? Double murder, you? I broke someone else 's code Oh! That's serious man и f O/techindustan www.techindustan.com - Finest IT Services Company Best Punishment is me killing you lol

Best Punishment is me killing you lol: What are you in for?
Double murder, you?
I broke someone else 's code
Oh! That's serious man
и
f O/techindustan
www.techindustan.com - Finest IT Services Company
Best Punishment is me killing you lol

Best Punishment is me killing you lol: What are you in for?
Double murder, you?
I broke someone else 's code
Oh! That's serious man
и
f O/techindustan
www.techindustan.com - Finest IT Services Company
Best Punishment is me killing you lol

Best Punishment is me killing you lol

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The truth can hurt by LLoaas MORE MEMES: millennial dad @partofaplan "hey,I would like to buy a candy bar with my membership card." "sure thing. that will be $345." "WTF?! $345?!!!!" "well, without the card it's $5,450 dollars." "oh..that's not bad lguess." that's the American healthcare system The truth can hurt by LLoaas MORE MEMES

The truth can hurt by LLoaas
MORE MEMES: millennial dad
@partofaplan
"hey,I would like to buy a candy bar
with my membership card."
"sure thing. that will be $345."
"WTF?! $345?!!!!"
"well, without the card it's $5,450
dollars."
"oh..that's not bad lguess."
that's the American healthcare
system
The truth can hurt by LLoaas
MORE MEMES

The truth can hurt by LLoaas
MORE MEMES: millennial dad
@partofaplan
"hey,I would like to buy a candy bar
with my membership card."
"sure thing. that will be $345."
"WTF?! $345?!!!!"
"well, without the card it's $5,450
dollars."
"oh..that's not bad lguess."
that's the American healthcare
system
The truth can hurt by LLoaas
MORE MEMES

The truth can hurt by LLoaas MORE MEMES

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The truth can hurt: millennial dad @partofaplan "hey,I would like to buy a candy bar with my membership card." "sure thing. that will be $345." "WTF?! $345?!!!!" "well, without the card it's $5,450 dollars." "oh..that's not bad lguess." that's the American healthcare system The truth can hurt

The truth can hurt: millennial dad
@partofaplan
"hey,I would like to buy a candy bar
with my membership card."
"sure thing. that will be $345."
"WTF?! $345?!!!!"
"well, without the card it's $5,450
dollars."
"oh..that's not bad lguess."
that's the American healthcare
system
The truth can hurt

The truth can hurt: millennial dad
@partofaplan
"hey,I would like to buy a candy bar
with my membership card."
"sure thing. that will be $345."
"WTF?! $345?!!!!"
"well, without the card it's $5,450
dollars."
"oh..that's not bad lguess."
that's the American healthcare
system
The truth can hurt

The truth can hurt

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that’s just Keith: Adam, that is Eve, you are to love her forever and always Okay, but who is that? Oh that's Keith Richards, he was here when I got here 4 DEWILDERDUGS 351 that’s just Keith

that’s just Keith: Adam, that is Eve, you are to
love her forever and always
Okay, but
who is that?
Oh that's Keith Richards,
he was here when I got here
4
DEWILDERDUGS
351
that’s just Keith

that’s just Keith: Adam, that is Eve, you are to
love her forever and always
Okay, but
who is that?
Oh that's Keith Richards,
he was here when I got here
4
DEWILDERDUGS
351
that’s just Keith

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thebestcomicking: So Rogelio was inspired to write a sequel to his Best Seller Novel, The P (a book where Kyle receives fellatio from Rogelio for 300 pages). His new book, The P 2: The A, is about how Kyle butt-fucks him for 700 pages.: DONT ON ME!! L0OK CUTE YOU ARE NOT Alrady wrete rough draft ...700 ge SEQUEL TO THAT STUPID BOOK! ESPECIALLY WITH THAT TITLE!! Worth GONNA WRITE A (T TheDest Cani Ming I never thought he would RAUNCHIER Sequel, But he proved me wrony. HOW DOES HE COME UP WITH THIS! НА НА НА НА HA 'НА HA HA HA НА НА HAHA НА So since Kyles not letting Rogelio publish this, Latra's gonna publish it for him Theest Comi Oh thats bood You don't want al this hard worh and effort Hey I gonra be done wth Hi few in sentences. a. to waste The Dest Camiihy thebestcomicking: So Rogelio was inspired to write a sequel to his Best Seller Novel, The P (a book where Kyle receives fellatio from Rogelio for 300 pages). His new book, The P 2: The A, is about how Kyle butt-fucks him for 700 pages.

thebestcomicking:

So Rogelio was inspired to write a sequel to his Best Seller Novel, The P
(a book where Kyle receives fellatio from Rogelio for 300 pages). His new book, The P 2: The A, is about how Kyle butt-fucks him for 700 pages.: DONT
ON ME!!
L0OK
CUTE
YOU ARE NOT
Alrady wrete
rough draft
...700 ge
SEQUEL TO THAT
STUPID BOOK!
ESPECIALLY WITH THAT
TITLE!!
Worth
GONNA WRITE A
(T
TheDest Cani Ming
I never thought he would
RAUNCHIER Sequel,
But he proved me wrony.
HOW DOES HE
COME
UP WITH
THIS!
НА НА
НА
НА
HA
'НА
HA HA
HA
НА
НА
HAHA
НА
So since Kyles not letting
Rogelio publish this, Latra's
gonna publish it for him
Theest Comi
Oh thats bood
You don't want al
this hard worh and
effort
Hey I gonra
be done wth Hi
few
in
sentences.
a.
to waste
The Dest Camiihy
thebestcomicking:

So Rogelio was inspired to write a sequel to his Best Seller Novel, The P
(a book where Kyle receives fellatio from Rogelio for 300 pages). His new book, The P 2: The A, is about how Kyle butt-fucks him for 700 pages.

thebestcomicking:

So Rogelio was inspired to write a sequel to his Best Seller Novel, The P
(a book where Kyle receives fellatio from Rogelio for 300 pages). His new book, The P 2: The A, is about how Kyle butt-fucks him for 700 pages.: DONT
ON ME!!
L0OK
CUTE
YOU ARE NOT
Alrady wrete
rough draft
...700 ge
SEQUEL TO THAT
STUPID BOOK!
ESPECIALLY WITH THAT
TITLE!!
Worth
GONNA WRITE A
(T
TheDest Cani Ming
I never thought he would
RAUNCHIER Sequel,
But he proved me wrony.
HOW DOES HE
COME
UP WITH
THIS!
НА НА
НА
НА
HA
'НА
HA HA
HA
НА
НА
HAHA
НА
So since Kyles not letting
Rogelio publish this, Latra's
gonna publish it for him
Theest Comi
Oh thats bood
You don't want al
this hard worh and
effort
Hey I gonra
be done wth Hi
few
in
sentences.
a.
to waste
The Dest Camiihy
thebestcomicking:

So Rogelio was inspired to write a sequel to his Best Seller Novel, The P
(a book where Kyle receives fellatio from Rogelio for 300 pages). His new book, The P 2: The A, is about how Kyle butt-fucks him for 700 pages.

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https://iglovequotes.net/: trs y Oh, that's okay, girls tend not to like me. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/: trs y
Oh, that's okay, girls tend not to like me.
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https://iglovequotes.net/: trs y
Oh, that's okay, girls tend not to like me.
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Mary Jane playing the field.: OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, MR JAMESON. I CAN'T THINK OF ANYBODY I'D RATHER BE SPLATTERED BY SO KIND OF YOU TO SAY MISS WATSON Mary Jane playing the field.

Mary Jane playing the field.: OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, MR
JAMESON. I CAN'T THINK
OF ANYBODY I'D RATHER
BE SPLATTERED BY
SO KIND OF
YOU TO SAY
MISS
WATSON
Mary Jane playing the field.

Mary Jane playing the field.: OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, MR
JAMESON. I CAN'T THINK
OF ANYBODY I'D RATHER
BE SPLATTERED BY
SO KIND OF
YOU TO SAY
MISS
WATSON
Mary Jane playing the field.

Mary Jane playing the field.

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https://iglovequotes.net/: Oh, that's okay, girls tend not to like me. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/: Oh, that's okay, girls tend not to like me.
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https://iglovequotes.net/: Oh, that's okay, girls tend not to like me.
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paper-mario-wiki: polyglotplatypus: hey there! are you tired of accidentally reblogging from TERFs and other transphobes? then have no fear, for the shinigami eyes extension (chrome/firefox) is there for you. with it, you can identify social media users and pages that are trans-friendly and the ones that are transphobic! never reblog from a transphobe again. oh thats me! hi me! cool extension. : kalichnikov "Terf is a slur used to silence us" dang bitch wish it worked shut the fuck up Source: kalichnikov nermish-ish-blog asked: BORK! What the heck is a terf? Thought it was a trans slur but idk now. paper-mario-wiki answered: trans exclusive radical feminist. basically a shitty person, usually a really angry talk-to-your- manager type woman who believe trans women shouldnt have a say in feminist issues because they arent "real" women. paper-mario-wiki also they tend to reclaim the lesbian D*ke slur a LOT which is weird. criticalfrog| Transwomen are male. Males do not get to speak about feminism because they are men. You are also a man and should not speak on feminism |radicalyobi feminism is not for males paper-mario-wiki cool, youre fundamentally and objectively incorrect, and also dont talk anymore 4:47 AM-12 Apr 2019 36,016 Retweets 90,837 Likes gahdamnpunk Beautiful cial honey-harpe It's almost as if it's not damaging their self esteem, image to their classmates, and wow it's like people want to be treated with kindness a-room-of-my-own I tried that with kids at a summer camp I worked at about 10 years ago. They had activities after lunch and I proposed dancing and relaxation. They loved it. The especially cute thing was one day, I brought a few CDs of Roma music, I'm a big fan so I have quite a few from Django Reinhardt manouche jazz to Roma folk songs. There were Roma children from Kosovo, but I didn't know if the songs were in their language or not. Turned out they were and the kids were just happy! That's one of my fondest memories of that summer. They taught SO the lyrics to the other children (and to me ha!) and also how to dance. As for relaxation, one hyperactive boy came everyday and really appreciated it. Photos Videos Marketplace Pages Places - Fsuwr 22 points 2 days ago Wait for a paper bill then call your ins company. All ER visits are supposed t in network. You may have to push the ef Everyday Feminism 572K like this Society & Culture Website Laura and 18 other friends like this Liked permalink embed save report give gold re Check out our online magazine Learn how to apply feminism to your r... heidycge2 3 points 1 day ago Usually policies have a waiver if y this was the only ER you could go Like Being Feminist amarnanru unu fared at the time 160K like this - Community Valentina and 10 other friends like this Open Link in New Tab 6+ Matching Posts Open Link in New Container Tab Open Link in New Window ARCA ARTANE Like Family Research Council Open Link in New Private Window 243K like this Publisher Bookmark This Link Family Research Council is the nation's premier advocacy organizat... BINCE Save Link As... Save Link to Pocket Copy Link Location Shinigami Eyes Mark as anti-trans Mark as t-friendly Clear Help paper-mario-wiki: polyglotplatypus: hey there! are you tired of accidentally reblogging from TERFs and other transphobes? then have no fear, for the shinigami eyes extension (chrome/firefox) is there for you. with it, you can identify social media users and pages that are trans-friendly and the ones that are transphobic! never reblog from a transphobe again. oh thats me! hi me! cool extension.

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with it, you can identify social media users and pages that are trans-friendly and the ones that are transphobic! never reblog from a transphobe again.

oh thats me! hi me! cool extension.
: kalichnikov
"Terf is a slur used to silence us" dang bitch wish it worked shut the fuck up
Source: kalichnikov

nermish-ish-blog asked:
BORK!
What the heck is a terf? Thought it was a trans slur but idk now.
paper-mario-wiki answered:
trans exclusive radical feminist.
basically a shitty person, usually a really angry talk-to-your-
manager type woman who believe trans women shouldnt have a
say in feminist issues because they arent "real" women.
paper-mario-wiki
also they tend to reclaim the lesbian D*ke slur a LOT which is weird.
criticalfrog|
Transwomen are male. Males do not get to speak about feminism
because they are men. You are also a man and should not speak on
feminism
|radicalyobi
feminism is not for males
paper-mario-wiki
cool, youre fundamentally and objectively incorrect, and also dont talk
anymore

4:47 AM-12 Apr 2019
36,016 Retweets 90,837 Likes
gahdamnpunk
Beautiful
cial
honey-harpe
It's almost as if it's not damaging their self esteem, image to their classmates,
and wow it's like people want to be treated with kindness
a-room-of-my-own
I tried that with kids at a summer camp I worked at about 10 years ago. They
had activities after lunch and I proposed dancing and relaxation. They loved it.
The especially cute thing was one day, I brought a few CDs of Roma music, I'm
a big fan so I have quite a few from Django Reinhardt manouche jazz to Roma
folk songs. There were Roma children from Kosovo, but I didn't know if the
songs were in their language or not. Turned out they were and the kids were
just
happy! That's one of my fondest memories of that summer. They taught
SO
the lyrics to the other children (and to me ha!) and also how to dance. As for
relaxation, one hyperactive boy came everyday and really appreciated it.

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Videos
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in network. You may have to push the
ef
Everyday Feminism
572K like this Society & Culture Website
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"Terf is a slur used to silence us" dang bitch wish it worked shut the fuck up
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BORK!
What the heck is a terf? Thought it was a trans slur but idk now.
paper-mario-wiki answered:
trans exclusive radical feminist.
basically a shitty person, usually a really angry talk-to-your-
manager type woman who believe trans women shouldnt have a
say in feminist issues because they arent "real" women.
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also they tend to reclaim the lesbian D*ke slur a LOT which is weird.
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Transwomen are male. Males do not get to speak about feminism
because they are men. You are also a man and should not speak on
feminism
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feminism is not for males
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cool, youre fundamentally and objectively incorrect, and also dont talk
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It's almost as if it's not damaging their self esteem, image to their classmates,
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I tried that with kids at a summer camp I worked at about 10 years ago. They
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The especially cute thing was one day, I brought a few CDs of Roma music, I'm
a big fan so I have quite a few from Django Reinhardt manouche jazz to Roma
folk songs. There were Roma children from Kosovo, but I didn't know if the
songs were in their language or not. Turned out they were and the kids were
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happy! That's one of my fondest memories of that summer. They taught
SO
the lyrics to the other children (and to me ha!) and also how to dance. As for
relaxation, one hyperactive boy came everyday and really appreciated it.

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You can actually see where the showrunners’ ideas start to get worse and worse: teen wolf season 1: werewolves exist, weakened by wolfsbane, they are strongest at the full moon, exist in packs with Alphas, Betas and Omegas, and a bite or a scratch turns humans into them me: OK yeah classic werewolf lore season 2: ok turns out werewolves can resurrect from the fucking dead using moonlight and their own beta. oh and werewolves can turn into giant lizard men with paralytic venom if the human was a dick alright, a lot weirder but I can handle thi- me: wha season 3: [slurring] yeah so werewolf twins can fuse their bodies together like voltron to become a bigger wolf...but ONLY if they're shirtless. Also wolves can store memories in their claws. me: wtf this is getting pretty wei- season 4: if if - if your throat gets fatally slashed by a werewolf [burps] that doesn't mean that you'll actually die. You could actually be turned into a were-jaguar and control Viking bersekers for some [hiccups] fucking reason. also were-jaguars can can magically just freaking de-age adults into teenagers somehow and we'll never explain why me: jesus christ that is the stupi- season 5: [barely intelligible] when a human slurps rainwater from a regular wolf's footprint, he'll transform.... me: oh that's actually great, back to the classic lor- season 5: into this humungous eight foot tall cgi beast of a werewolf made out of fucking shadows that can only be killed by a spear tempered with his French sister's blood me: go home Jeff Davis you drunk You can actually see where the showrunners’ ideas start to get worse and worse

You can actually see where the showrunners’ ideas start to get worse and worse: teen wolf season 1: werewolves exist, weakened by
wolfsbane, they are strongest at the full moon, exist
in packs with Alphas, Betas and Omegas, and a bite
or a scratch turns humans into them
me: OK yeah classic werewolf lore
season 2: ok turns out werewolves can resurrect
from the fucking dead using moonlight and their
own beta. oh and werewolves can turn into giant
lizard men with paralytic venom if the human was a
dick
alright, a lot weirder but I can handle thi-
me: wha
season 3: [slurring] yeah so werewolf twins can fuse
their bodies together like voltron to become a bigger
wolf...but ONLY if they're shirtless. Also wolves can
store memories in their claws.
me: wtf this is getting pretty wei-
season 4: if if - if your throat gets fatally slashed
by a werewolf [burps] that doesn't mean that you'll
actually die. You could actually be turned into a
were-jaguar and control Viking bersekers for some
[hiccups]
fucking reason. also were-jaguars can
can magically just freaking de-age adults into
teenagers somehow and we'll never explain why
me: jesus christ that is the stupi-
season 5: [barely intelligible] when a human slurps
rainwater from a regular wolf's footprint, he'll
transform....
me: oh that's actually great, back to the classic lor-
season 5: into this humungous eight foot tall cgi
beast of a werewolf made out of fucking shadows
that can only be killed by a spear tempered with his
French sister's blood
me: go home Jeff Davis you drunk
You can actually see where the showrunners’ ideas start to get worse and worse

You can actually see where the showrunners’ ideas start to get worse and worse: teen wolf season 1: werewolves exist, weakened by
wolfsbane, they are strongest at the full moon, exist
in packs with Alphas, Betas and Omegas, and a bite
or a scratch turns humans into them
me: OK yeah classic werewolf lore
season 2: ok turns out werewolves can resurrect
from the fucking dead using moonlight and their
own beta. oh and werewolves can turn into giant
lizard men with paralytic venom if the human was a
dick
alright, a lot weirder but I can handle thi-
me: wha
season 3: [slurring] yeah so werewolf twins can fuse
their bodies together like voltron to become a bigger
wolf...but ONLY if they're shirtless. Also wolves can
store memories in their claws.
me: wtf this is getting pretty wei-
season 4: if if - if your throat gets fatally slashed
by a werewolf [burps] that doesn't mean that you'll
actually die. You could actually be turned into a
were-jaguar and control Viking bersekers for some
[hiccups]
fucking reason. also were-jaguars can
can magically just freaking de-age adults into
teenagers somehow and we'll never explain why
me: jesus christ that is the stupi-
season 5: [barely intelligible] when a human slurps
rainwater from a regular wolf's footprint, he'll
transform....
me: oh that's actually great, back to the classic lor-
season 5: into this humungous eight foot tall cgi
beast of a werewolf made out of fucking shadows
that can only be killed by a spear tempered with his
French sister's blood
me: go home Jeff Davis you drunk
You can actually see where the showrunners’ ideas start to get worse and worse

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😂 😂 😂: Adam, that is Eve. You Are to love her
always
okay, But who's that?
Oh, that's just Betty White.
She was here when I got here.
😂 😂 😂

😂 😂 😂: Adam, that is Eve. You Are to love her
always
okay, But who's that?
Oh, that's just Betty White.
She was here when I got here.
😂 😂 😂

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😂 😂 😂: Adam, that is Eve. You Are to love her always Okay, But who's that? Oh, that's just Betty White. She was here when I got here. 😂 😂 😂

😂 😂 😂: Adam, that is Eve. You Are to love her
always
Okay, But who's that?
Oh, that's just Betty White.
She was here when I got here.
😂 😂 😂

😂 😂 😂: Adam, that is Eve. You Are to love her
always
Okay, But who's that?
Oh, that's just Betty White.
She was here when I got here.
😂 😂 😂

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Met the coolest costumer Rep today.: I'm sorry about that, they assured
me that they already had. I'm
reaching out to another customer
service agent.
Oh that's fine. I've figured it out.
You know, I'm something of a Genius myself
I'm sorry. I'm 16 and I like memes.
That's ok, I'm 37 and I like memes.
This is going on Reddit
I'm sure l'll see it.
Met the coolest costumer Rep today.

Met the coolest costumer Rep today.: I'm sorry about that, they assured
me that they already had. I'm
reaching out to another customer
service agent.
Oh that's fine. I've figured it out.
You know, I'm something of a Genius myself
I'm sorry. I'm 16 and I like memes.
That's ok, I'm 37 and I like memes.
This is going on Reddit
I'm sure l'll see it.
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Met the coolest costumer Rep today.

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MORE MEMES: I'm sorry about that, they assured
me that they already had. I'm
reaching out to another customer
service agent.
Oh that's fine. I've figured it out.
You know, I'm something of a Genius myself
I'm sorry. I'm 16 and I like memes.
That's ok, I'm 37 and I like memes.
This is going on Reddit
I'm sure l'll see it.
Met the coolest costumer Rep today. by BerserkTheKid
MORE MEMES

Met the coolest costumer Rep today. by BerserkTheKid
MORE MEMES: I'm sorry about that, they assured
me that they already had. I'm
reaching out to another customer
service agent.
Oh that's fine. I've figured it out.
You know, I'm something of a Genius myself
I'm sorry. I'm 16 and I like memes.
That's ok, I'm 37 and I like memes.
This is going on Reddit
I'm sure l'll see it.
Met the coolest costumer Rep today. by BerserkTheKid
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portraitofemmy: possiblestoner: marzipanandminutiae: A. imagine your otp B. dear gods this country has massive issues I’ve been looking for this post for ages listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out. : Can you marry me 5:01 PM I just got back from my school and they said they cannot give me any aid except for unsubsidised loans unless l have a child, get married, or turn 24, so I have to get married Yeah ok I'll marry you I need a better fafsa application too Wait seriously Would you really do it Im doing actual research on it Are we doing this It would have to happen like lightning fast cause my next semester happens pretty damn soon I don't know how fast this happens lemme check Ughhhh okay so we'd need to get a marriage license which can be up to $30 depending on where we get it, and THEN we need to file for a marriage certificate I'm an ordained minister but idk if I could file my own marriage certificate get ordained and do it Can we go to Indiana? Let me check Dude Im so excited Its possible that I can get FAFSA to pay for an entire apartment for me to go to school in Milwaukee DUDE WHAT Okay so there's no minister registration required in lllinois so Yeah I'm looking that up right now Ive heard that if one partner commits adultery, thats grounds for a quicker divorce Yeah this sample form I'm looking at says "irretrievable breakdown" of marriage Worse comes to worse we can stage a fight but I think we can just say yeah it's not working out Does it include adultery divorce ranging from $15,000 to $30,000. Most of this money is spent on legal fees. So Fuck lawyers We don't need a lawyer We don't have kids we don't have property to divide up Oh thats only for a lawyer We don't have alimony to negotiate We're just two guys being dudes. Gettin a divorce portraitofemmy: possiblestoner: marzipanandminutiae: A. imagine your otp B. dear gods this country has massive issues I’ve been looking for this post for ages listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.

portraitofemmy:

possiblestoner:

marzipanandminutiae:

A. imagine your otp
B. dear gods this country has massive issues

I’ve been looking for this post for ages

listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.
: Can you marry me
5:01 PM
I just got back from my school
and they said they cannot give
me any aid except for
unsubsidised loans unless l
have a child, get married, or
turn 24, so I have to get married
Yeah ok I'll marry you I need a
better fafsa application too
Wait seriously
Would you really do it
Im doing actual research on it

Are we doing this
It would have to happen like
lightning fast cause my next
semester happens pretty
damn soon
I don't know how fast this
happens lemme check
Ughhhh okay so we'd need to get
a marriage license which can be
up to $30 depending on where we
get it, and THEN we need to file
for a marriage certificate
I'm an ordained minister but idk if
I could file my own marriage
certificate

get ordained and do it
Can we go to Indiana?
Let me check
Dude Im so excited
Its possible that I can get
FAFSA to pay for an entire
apartment for me to go to
school in Milwaukee
DUDE WHAT
Okay so there's no minister
registration required in lllinois so

Yeah I'm looking that up right
now
Ive heard that if one partner
commits adultery, thats
grounds for a quicker divorce
Yeah this sample form I'm
looking at says "irretrievable
breakdown" of marriage
Worse comes to worse we can
stage a fight but I think we can
just say yeah it's not working out
Does it include adultery

divorce ranging from $15,000
to $30,000. Most of this money
is spent on legal fees.
So Fuck lawyers
We don't need a lawyer
We don't have kids we don't have
property to divide up
Oh thats only for a lawyer
We don't have alimony to
negotiate
We're just two guys being dudes.
Gettin a divorce
portraitofemmy:

possiblestoner:

marzipanandminutiae:

A. imagine your otp
B. dear gods this country has massive issues

I’ve been looking for this post for ages

listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.

portraitofemmy:

possiblestoner:

marzipanandminutiae:

A. imagine your otp
B. dear gods this country has massive issues

I’ve been looking for this post for ages

listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.
: Can you marry me
5:01 PM
I just got back from my school
and they said they cannot give
me any aid except for
unsubsidised loans unless l
have a child, get married, or
turn 24, so I have to get married
Yeah ok I'll marry you I need a
better fafsa application too
Wait seriously
Would you really do it
Im doing actual research on it

Are we doing this
It would have to happen like
lightning fast cause my next
semester happens pretty
damn soon
I don't know how fast this
happens lemme check
Ughhhh okay so we'd need to get
a marriage license which can be
up to $30 depending on where we
get it, and THEN we need to file
for a marriage certificate
I'm an ordained minister but idk if
I could file my own marriage
certificate

get ordained and do it
Can we go to Indiana?
Let me check
Dude Im so excited
Its possible that I can get
FAFSA to pay for an entire
apartment for me to go to
school in Milwaukee
DUDE WHAT
Okay so there's no minister
registration required in lllinois so

Yeah I'm looking that up right
now
Ive heard that if one partner
commits adultery, thats
grounds for a quicker divorce
Yeah this sample form I'm
looking at says "irretrievable
breakdown" of marriage
Worse comes to worse we can
stage a fight but I think we can
just say yeah it's not working out
Does it include adultery

divorce ranging from $15,000
to $30,000. Most of this money
is spent on legal fees.
So Fuck lawyers
We don't need a lawyer
We don't have kids we don't have
property to divide up
Oh thats only for a lawyer
We don't have alimony to
negotiate
We're just two guys being dudes.
Gettin a divorce
portraitofemmy:

possiblestoner:

marzipanandminutiae:

A. imagine your otp
B. dear gods this country has massive issues

I’ve been looking for this post for ages

listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.

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Oh Thats: Christopher Reed @Creed490 If this ain't the truth! Steve Harvey advice be like: Girl: Hey Steve, my boyfriend and I have been together for a year. Yesterday he fell and broke his ankle and can't work for 3 months. Now he wants me to get a job. I don't wanna get a job. What should I do Steve? Steve: oh that's easy, you got to leave him. Let me tell you something ladies, any man that breaks his ankle, doesn't deserve you. You got to know your worth. You deserve a man with 2 STRONG ankles (audience cheers) 2:21 PM Jun 28, 2019 Twitter Web App

Oh Thats: Christopher Reed
@Creed490
If this ain't the truth!
Steve Harvey advice be like:
Girl: Hey Steve, my boyfriend and I have
been together for a year. Yesterday he fell
and broke his ankle and can't work for 3
months. Now he wants me to get a job. I
don't wanna get a job. What should I do
Steve?
Steve: oh that's easy, you got to leave him.
Let me tell you something ladies, any man
that breaks his ankle, doesn't deserve you.
You got to know your worth. You deserve a
man with 2 STRONG ankles (audience
cheers)
2:21 PM Jun 28, 2019 Twitter Web App

Oh Thats: Christopher Reed
@Creed490
If this ain't the truth!
Steve Harvey advice be like:
Girl: Hey Steve, my boyfriend and I have
been together for a year. Yesterday he fell
and broke his ankle and can't work for 3
months. Now he wants me to get a job. I
don't wanna get a job. What should I do
Steve?
Steve: oh that's easy, you got to leave him.
Let me tell you something ladies, any man
that breaks his ankle, doesn't deserve you.
You got to know your worth. You deserve a
man with 2 STRONG ankles (audience
cheers)
2:21 PM Jun 28, 2019 Twitter Web App

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Survey says!: Christopher Reed @Creed490 If this ain't the truth! Steve Harvey advice be like: Girl: Hey Steve, my boyfriend and I have been together for a year. Yesterday he fell and broke his ankle and can't work for 3 months. Now he wants me to get a job. I don't wanna get a job. What should I do Steve? Steve: oh that's easy, you got to leave him. Let me tell you something ladies, any man that breaks his ankle, doesn't deserve you You got to know your worth. You deserve man with 2 STRONG ankles (audience cheers) 2:21 PM Jun 28, 2019 Twitter Web App Survey says!

Survey says!: Christopher Reed
@Creed490
If this ain't the truth!
Steve Harvey advice be like:
Girl: Hey Steve, my boyfriend and I have
been together for a year. Yesterday he fell
and broke his ankle and can't work for 3
months. Now he wants me to get a job. I
don't wanna get a job. What should I do
Steve?
Steve: oh that's easy, you got to leave him.
Let me tell you something ladies, any man
that breaks his ankle, doesn't deserve you
You got to know your worth. You deserve
man with 2 STRONG ankles (audience
cheers)
2:21 PM Jun 28, 2019 Twitter Web App
Survey says!

Survey says!: Christopher Reed
@Creed490
If this ain't the truth!
Steve Harvey advice be like:
Girl: Hey Steve, my boyfriend and I have
been together for a year. Yesterday he fell
and broke his ankle and can't work for 3
months. Now he wants me to get a job. I
don't wanna get a job. What should I do
Steve?
Steve: oh that's easy, you got to leave him.
Let me tell you something ladies, any man
that breaks his ankle, doesn't deserve you
You got to know your worth. You deserve
man with 2 STRONG ankles (audience
cheers)
2:21 PM Jun 28, 2019 Twitter Web App
Survey says!

Survey says!

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Y’all too much💀: Steve Harvey advice be like: Girl: Hey Steve, my boyfriend and I have been together for a year. Yesterday he fell and broke his ankle and can't work for 3 months. Now he wants me to get a job. I don't wanna get a job. What should I do Steve? Steve: oh that's easy, you got to leave him. Let me tell you something ladies, any man that breaks his ankle, doesn't deserve you. You got to know your worth. You deserve a man with 2 STRONG ankles (audience cheers) Y’all too much💀

Y’all too much💀: Steve Harvey advice be like:
Girl: Hey Steve, my boyfriend and I have
been together for a year. Yesterday he fell
and broke his ankle and can't work for 3
months. Now he wants me to get a job. I
don't wanna get a job. What should I do
Steve?
Steve: oh that's easy, you got to leave him.
Let me tell you something ladies, any man
that breaks his ankle, doesn't deserve you.
You got to know your worth. You deserve a
man with 2 STRONG ankles (audience
cheers)
Y’all too much💀

Y’all too much💀: Steve Harvey advice be like:
Girl: Hey Steve, my boyfriend and I have
been together for a year. Yesterday he fell
and broke his ankle and can't work for 3
months. Now he wants me to get a job. I
don't wanna get a job. What should I do
Steve?
Steve: oh that's easy, you got to leave him.
Let me tell you something ladies, any man
that breaks his ankle, doesn't deserve you.
You got to know your worth. You deserve a
man with 2 STRONG ankles (audience
cheers)
Y’all too much💀

Y’all too much💀

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Sighs in American: millennial dad @partofaplan "hey, I would like to buy a candy bar with my membership card." "sure thing. that will be $345." II "WTF?! $345?!!!!" "well, without the card it's $5,450 dollars." II "oh...that's not bad I guess." Athat's the American healthcare system Sighs in American

Sighs in American: millennial dad
@partofaplan
"hey, I would like to buy a candy bar
with my membership card."
"sure thing. that will be $345."
II
"WTF?! $345?!!!!"
"well, without the card it's $5,450
dollars."
II
"oh...that's not bad I guess."
Athat's the American healthcare
system
Sighs in American

Sighs in American: millennial dad
@partofaplan
"hey, I would like to buy a candy bar
with my membership card."
"sure thing. that will be $345."
II
"WTF?! $345?!!!!"
"well, without the card it's $5,450
dollars."
II
"oh...that's not bad I guess."
Athat's the American healthcare
system
Sighs in American

Sighs in American

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This is too true: Getting called "baby" in public by an elderly black woman you don't know is the most comforting feeling humans are capable of experiencing like "Oh, sorry about that ma'am." "Oh that's ok baby" She is the mother I've never had, she is the sister everybody would want, and the friend everybody deserves. I don't know a better person. This is too true

This is too true: Getting called "baby" in public by an
elderly black woman you don't know is
the most comforting feeling humans
are capable of experiencing like
"Oh, sorry about that ma'am."
"Oh that's ok baby"
She is the mother I've never had, she is the sister everybody
would want, and the friend everybody deserves.
I don't know a better person.
This is too true

This is too true: Getting called "baby" in public by an
elderly black woman you don't know is
the most comforting feeling humans
are capable of experiencing like
"Oh, sorry about that ma'am."
"Oh that's ok baby"
She is the mother I've never had, she is the sister everybody
would want, and the friend everybody deserves.
I don't know a better person.
This is too true

This is too true

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This is too true: Getting called "baby" in public by an elderly black woman you don't know is the most comforting feeling humans are capable of experiencing like "Oh, sorry about that ma'am." "Oh that's ok baby" She is the mother I've never had, she is the sister everybody would want, and the friend everybody deserves. I don't know a better person. This is too true

This is too true: Getting called "baby" in public by an
elderly black woman you don't know is
the most comforting feeling humans
are capable of experiencing like
"Oh, sorry about that ma'am."
"Oh that's ok baby"
She is the mother I've never had, she is the sister everybody
would want, and the friend everybody deserves.
I don't know a better person.
This is too true

This is too true: Getting called "baby" in public by an
elderly black woman you don't know is
the most comforting feeling humans
are capable of experiencing like
"Oh, sorry about that ma'am."
"Oh that's ok baby"
She is the mother I've never had, she is the sister everybody
would want, and the friend everybody deserves.
I don't know a better person.
This is too true

This is too true

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: Getting called "baby" in public by an elderly black woman you don't know is the most comforting feeling humans are capable of experiencing like "Oh, sorry about that ma'am." "Oh that's ok baby" She is the mother Ive never had, she is the sister everybody would want, and the friend everybody deserves I dont know a better person.

: Getting called "baby" in public by an
elderly black woman you don't know is
the most comforting feeling humans
are capable of experiencing like
"Oh, sorry about that ma'am."
"Oh that's ok baby"
She is the mother Ive never had, she is the sister everybody
would want, and the friend everybody deserves
I dont know a better person.

: Getting called "baby" in public by an
elderly black woman you don't know is
the most comforting feeling humans
are capable of experiencing like
"Oh, sorry about that ma'am."
"Oh that's ok baby"
She is the mother Ive never had, she is the sister everybody
would want, and the friend everybody deserves
I dont know a better person.

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Oh Thats: "Oh... that's him?" "Sis don't judge okay it's an old picl swear he's cuter in person" ONTL

Oh Thats: "Oh... that's him?"
"Sis don't judge okay it's an old picl
swear he's cuter in person"
ONTL

Oh Thats: "Oh... that's him?"
"Sis don't judge okay it's an old picl
swear he's cuter in person"
ONTL

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*cries in single*: This is my Prince Charming See? You lost interest in me! Oh, that's not it My ideal woman is... Winry *cries in single*

*cries in single*: This is my Prince Charming
See? You lost interest in me!
Oh, that's not it
My ideal woman is...
Winry
*cries in single*

*cries in single*: This is my Prince Charming
See? You lost interest in me!
Oh, that's not it
My ideal woman is...
Winry
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Not to be confused with the "can't snap these Legos together" scream. (via Six Pack Mom): "Oh, that's just a whine-scream, which means she didn't get what she wants. Different from the there's blood scream', which is a much higher pitch." Veteran parents, remaining seated. @six pack mom Not to be confused with the "can't snap these Legos together" scream. (via Six Pack Mom)

Not to be confused with the "can't snap these Legos together" scream.

(via Six Pack Mom): "Oh, that's just
a whine-scream,
which means she didn't
get what she wants.
Different from the
there's blood
scream',
which is a much
higher pitch."
Veteran parents,
remaining seated.
@six pack mom
Not to be confused with the "can't snap these Legos together" scream.

(via Six Pack Mom)

Not to be confused with the "can't snap these Legos together" scream.

(via Six Pack Mom): "Oh, that's just
a whine-scream,
which means she didn't
get what she wants.
Different from the
there's blood
scream',
which is a much
higher pitch."
Veteran parents,
remaining seated.
@six pack mom
Not to be confused with the "can't snap these Legos together" scream.

(via Six Pack Mom)

Not to be confused with the "can't snap these Legos together" scream. (via Six Pack Mom)

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Freddie and the art of interviews: Oh that's greatwish all interviews were
that short
melinabulsara:

Freddie and the art of interviews

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Freddie and the art of interviews: Oh that's greatwish all interviews were
that short
melinabulsara:

Freddie and the art of interviews

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Oh Thats: READY TO SEX THINGS UP? WHAT THE FUCK!? MMM... LETS DO IT. OH, THAT'S JUST MY CONJOINED TWIN HARRY DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM ...BUT HOW DO WE- Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

Oh Thats: READY TO SEX THINGS UP?
WHAT THE FUCK!?
MMM... LETS DO IT.
OH, THAT'S JUST MY
CONJOINED TWIN HARRY
DON'T WORRY ABOUT
HIM
...BUT HOW DO WE-
Cyanide and Happiness
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Oh Thats: READY TO SEX THINGS UP?
WHAT THE FUCK!?
MMM... LETS DO IT.
OH, THAT'S JUST MY
CONJOINED TWIN HARRY
DON'T WORRY ABOUT
HIM
...BUT HOW DO WE-
Cyanide and Happiness
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me🦎irl by Latricc FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.: name ur daughter lizard then give her the nickname Liz and people will b like oh that's short for Elizabeth? and she'll be like no my name is lizard me🦎irl by Latricc FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

me🦎irl by Latricc
FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.: name ur daughter lizard then give her
the nickname Liz and people will b like
oh that's short for Elizabeth? and she'll
be like no my name is lizard
me🦎irl by Latricc
FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

me🦎irl by Latricc
FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.: name ur daughter lizard then give her
the nickname Liz and people will b like
oh that's short for Elizabeth? and she'll
be like no my name is lizard
me🦎irl by Latricc
FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

me🦎irl by Latricc FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

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me irl by PM_ME_SSTEAM_KEYS FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.: name ur daughter lizard then give her the nickname Liz and people will blike oh that's short for Elizabeth? and she'l be like no my name is lizard me irl by PM_ME_SSTEAM_KEYS FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

me irl by PM_ME_SSTEAM_KEYS
FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.: name ur daughter lizard then give her
the nickname Liz and people will blike
oh that's short for Elizabeth? and she'l
be like no my name is lizard
me irl by PM_ME_SSTEAM_KEYS
FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

me irl by PM_ME_SSTEAM_KEYS
FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.: name ur daughter lizard then give her
the nickname Liz and people will blike
oh that's short for Elizabeth? and she'l
be like no my name is lizard
me irl by PM_ME_SSTEAM_KEYS
FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

me irl by PM_ME_SSTEAM_KEYS FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

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Oh Thats: Can you marry me 5:01 PM I just got back from my school and they said they cannot give me any aid except for unsubsidised loans unless l have a child, get married, or turn 24, so I have to get married Yeah ok I'll marry you I need a better fafsa application too Wait seriously Would you really do it Im doing actual research on it Are we doing this It would have to happen like lightning fast cause my next semester happens pretty damn soon I don't know how fast this happens lemme check Ughhhh okay so we'd need to get a marriage license which can be up to $30 depending on where we get it, and THEN we need to file for a marriage certificate I'm an ordained minister but idk if I could file my own marriage certificate get ordained and do it Can we go to Indiana? Let me check Dude Im so excited Its possible that I can get FAFSA to pay for an entire apartment for me to go to school in Milwaukee DUDE WHAT Okay so there's no minister registration required in lllinois so Yeah I'm looking that up right now Ive heard that if one partner commits adultery, thats grounds for a quicker divorce Yeah this sample form I'm looking at says "irretrievable breakdown" of marriage Worse comes to worse we can stage a fight but I think we can just say yeah it's not working out Does it include adultery divorce ranging from $15,000 to $30,000. Most of this money is spent on legal fees. So Fuck lawyers We don't need a lawyer We don't have kids we don't have property to divide up Oh thats only for a lawyer We don't have alimony to negotiate We're just two guys being dudes. Gettin a divorce

Oh Thats: Can you marry me
5:01 PM
I just got back from my school
and they said they cannot give
me any aid except for
unsubsidised loans unless l
have a child, get married, or
turn 24, so I have to get married
Yeah ok I'll marry you I need a
better fafsa application too
Wait seriously
Would you really do it
Im doing actual research on it

Are we doing this
It would have to happen like
lightning fast cause my next
semester happens pretty
damn soon
I don't know how fast this
happens lemme check
Ughhhh okay so we'd need to get
a marriage license which can be
up to $30 depending on where we
get it, and THEN we need to file
for a marriage certificate
I'm an ordained minister but idk if
I could file my own marriage
certificate

get ordained and do it
Can we go to Indiana?
Let me check
Dude Im so excited
Its possible that I can get
FAFSA to pay for an entire
apartment for me to go to
school in Milwaukee
DUDE WHAT
Okay so there's no minister
registration required in lllinois so

Yeah I'm looking that up right
now
Ive heard that if one partner
commits adultery, thats
grounds for a quicker divorce
Yeah this sample form I'm
looking at says "irretrievable
breakdown" of marriage
Worse comes to worse we can
stage a fight but I think we can
just say yeah it's not working out
Does it include adultery

divorce ranging from $15,000
to $30,000. Most of this money
is spent on legal fees.
So Fuck lawyers
We don't need a lawyer
We don't have kids we don't have
property to divide up
Oh thats only for a lawyer
We don't have alimony to
negotiate
We're just two guys being dudes.
Gettin a divorce

Oh Thats: Can you marry me
5:01 PM
I just got back from my school
and they said they cannot give
me any aid except for
unsubsidised loans unless l
have a child, get married, or
turn 24, so I have to get married
Yeah ok I'll marry you I need a
better fafsa application too
Wait seriously
Would you really do it
Im doing actual research on it

Are we doing this
It would have to happen like
lightning fast cause my next
semester happens pretty
damn soon
I don't know how fast this
happens lemme check
Ughhhh okay so we'd need to get
a marriage license which can be
up to $30 depending on where we
get it, and THEN we need to file
for a marriage certificate
I'm an ordained minister but idk if
I could file my own marriage
certificate

get ordained and do it
Can we go to Indiana?
Let me check
Dude Im so excited
Its possible that I can get
FAFSA to pay for an entire
apartment for me to go to
school in Milwaukee
DUDE WHAT
Okay so there's no minister
registration required in lllinois so

Yeah I'm looking that up right
now
Ive heard that if one partner
commits adultery, thats
grounds for a quicker divorce
Yeah this sample form I'm
looking at says "irretrievable
breakdown" of marriage
Worse comes to worse we can
stage a fight but I think we can
just say yeah it's not working out
Does it include adultery

divorce ranging from $15,000
to $30,000. Most of this money
is spent on legal fees.
So Fuck lawyers
We don't need a lawyer
We don't have kids we don't have
property to divide up
Oh thats only for a lawyer
We don't have alimony to
negotiate
We're just two guys being dudes.
Gettin a divorce

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Oh Thats: Oh, that's right, honey, we don't have a son.

Oh Thats: Oh, that's right, honey,
we don't have a son.

Oh Thats: Oh, that's right, honey,
we don't have a son.

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Oh Thats: Person: so what do you like to do? Me: I like to chill, eat ,and sleep when l Can Person: Oh that's boring at food. Low prices Sorry I am not Cool! I hope to b

Oh Thats: Person: so what do you like to do?
Me: I like to chill, eat ,and sleep when l
Can
Person: Oh that's boring
at food. Low prices
Sorry I am not
Cool!
I hope to b

Oh Thats: Person: so what do you like to do?
Me: I like to chill, eat ,and sleep when l
Can
Person: Oh that's boring
at food. Low prices
Sorry I am not
Cool!
I hope to b

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surprisebitch: uziregar: livinginthequestion: The story writes itself. *scribbling* imagine ur otp omg what’s the continuation? where are they now? i need updates! : Can you marry me 5:01 PM I just got back from my school and they said they cannot give me any aid except for unsubsidised loans unless l have a child, get married, or turn 24, so I have to get married Yeah ok I'll marry you I need a better fafsa application too Wait seriously Would you really do it Im doing actual research on it Are we doing this It would have to happen like lightning fast cause my next semester happens pretty damn soon I don't know how fast this happens lemme check Ughhhh okay so we'd need to get a marriage license which can be up to $30 depending on where we get it, and THEN we need to file for a marriage certificate I'm an ordained minister but idk if I could file my own marriage certificate get ordained and do it Can we go to Indiana? Let me check Dude Im so excited Its possible that I can get FAFSA to pay for an entire apartment for me to go to school in Milwaukee DUDE WHAT Okay so there's no minister registration required in lllinois so Yeah I'm looking that up right now Ive heard that if one partner commits adultery, thats grounds for a quicker divorce Yeah this sample form I'm looking at says "irretrievable breakdown" of marriage Worse comes to worse we can stage a fight but I think we can just say yeah it's not working out Does it include adultery divorce ranging from $15,000 to $30,000. Most of this money is spent on legal fees. So Fuck lawyers We don't need a lawyer We don't have kids we don't have property to divide up Oh thats only for a lawyer We don't have alimony to negotiate We're just two guys being dudes. Gettin a divorce surprisebitch: uziregar: livinginthequestion: The story writes itself. *scribbling* imagine ur otp omg what’s the continuation? where are they now? i need updates!

surprisebitch:
uziregar:

livinginthequestion:

The story writes itself. *scribbling*

imagine ur otp

omg what’s the continuation? where are they now? i need updates!
: Can you marry me
5:01 PM
I just got back from my school
and they said they cannot give
me any aid except for
unsubsidised loans unless l
have a child, get married, or
turn 24, so I have to get married
Yeah ok I'll marry you I need a
better fafsa application too
Wait seriously
Would you really do it
Im doing actual research on it

Are we doing this
It would have to happen like
lightning fast cause my next
semester happens pretty
damn soon
I don't know how fast this
happens lemme check
Ughhhh okay so we'd need to get
a marriage license which can be
up to $30 depending on where we
get it, and THEN we need to file
for a marriage certificate
I'm an ordained minister but idk if
I could file my own marriage
certificate

get ordained and do it
Can we go to Indiana?
Let me check
Dude Im so excited
Its possible that I can get
FAFSA to pay for an entire
apartment for me to go to
school in Milwaukee
DUDE WHAT
Okay so there's no minister
registration required in lllinois so

Yeah I'm looking that up right
now
Ive heard that if one partner
commits adultery, thats
grounds for a quicker divorce
Yeah this sample form I'm
looking at says "irretrievable
breakdown" of marriage
Worse comes to worse we can
stage a fight but I think we can
just say yeah it's not working out
Does it include adultery

divorce ranging from $15,000
to $30,000. Most of this money
is spent on legal fees.
So Fuck lawyers
We don't need a lawyer
We don't have kids we don't have
property to divide up
Oh thats only for a lawyer
We don't have alimony to
negotiate
We're just two guys being dudes.
Gettin a divorce
surprisebitch:
uziregar:

livinginthequestion:

The story writes itself. *scribbling*

imagine ur otp

omg what’s the continuation? where are they now? i need updates!

surprisebitch:
uziregar:

livinginthequestion:

The story writes itself. *scribbling*

imagine ur otp

omg what’s the continuation? where are they now? i need updates!
: Can you marry me
5:01 PM
I just got back from my school
and they said they cannot give
me any aid except for
unsubsidised loans unless l
have a child, get married, or
turn 24, so I have to get married
Yeah ok I'll marry you I need a
better fafsa application too
Wait seriously
Would you really do it
Im doing actual research on it

Are we doing this
It would have to happen like
lightning fast cause my next
semester happens pretty
damn soon
I don't know how fast this
happens lemme check
Ughhhh okay so we'd need to get
a marriage license which can be
up to $30 depending on where we
get it, and THEN we need to file
for a marriage certificate
I'm an ordained minister but idk if
I could file my own marriage
certificate

get ordained and do it
Can we go to Indiana?
Let me check
Dude Im so excited
Its possible that I can get
FAFSA to pay for an entire
apartment for me to go to
school in Milwaukee
DUDE WHAT
Okay so there's no minister
registration required in lllinois so

Yeah I'm looking that up right
now
Ive heard that if one partner
commits adultery, thats
grounds for a quicker divorce
Yeah this sample form I'm
looking at says "irretrievable
breakdown" of marriage
Worse comes to worse we can
stage a fight but I think we can
just say yeah it's not working out
Does it include adultery

divorce ranging from $15,000
to $30,000. Most of this money
is spent on legal fees.
So Fuck lawyers
We don't need a lawyer
We don't have kids we don't have
property to divide up
Oh thats only for a lawyer
We don't have alimony to
negotiate
We're just two guys being dudes.
Gettin a divorce
surprisebitch:
uziregar:

livinginthequestion:

The story writes itself. *scribbling*

imagine ur otp

omg what’s the continuation? where are they now? i need updates!

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iwontdancenetwork: Oh Misty Copeland!!! : @jeffreyvictor The hardest thingto hearasa ballerina is,Oh that's socute!" wontdance 023 And I'm like, lfyouonlvknowwhat it tooktolookscuteD iwontdancenetwork: Oh Misty Copeland!!!

iwontdancenetwork:

Oh Misty Copeland!!!
: @jeffreyvictor
The hardest thingto hearasa ballerina is,Oh that's socute!"
wontdance
023
And I'm like, lfyouonlvknowwhat it tooktolookscuteD
iwontdancenetwork:

Oh Misty Copeland!!!

iwontdancenetwork:

Oh Misty Copeland!!!
: @jeffreyvictor
The hardest thingto hearasa ballerina is,Oh that's socute!"
wontdance
023
And I'm like, lfyouonlvknowwhat it tooktolookscuteD
iwontdancenetwork:

Oh Misty Copeland!!!

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After being married jokes: After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks "What does that mean?" He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot." She smiled happily and said "Oh, that's so lovely.. What about I, J, K?" He said, "I'm Just Kidding!" The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his family jewels. LeFunny.net After being married jokes

After being married jokes: After being married for thirty years, a
wife asked her husband to describe
her.
He looked at her for a while, then said,
"You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute,
Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous,
Hot."
She smiled happily and said "Oh,
that's so lovely.. What about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
The swelling in his eye is going down
and the doctor is fairly optimistic about
saving his family jewels.
LeFunny.net
After being married jokes

After being married jokes: After being married for thirty years, a
wife asked her husband to describe
her.
He looked at her for a while, then said,
"You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute,
Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous,
Hot."
She smiled happily and said "Oh,
that's so lovely.. What about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
The swelling in his eye is going down
and the doctor is fairly optimistic about
saving his family jewels.
LeFunny.net
After being married jokes

After being married jokes

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Dora for sure: Hey baby... Can we play a game? Sure Okay... I'll ask first. If you could travel around the world with 1 person, who would you pick? Oh thats easy. I'd pick Dora, that bitch has everything in her backpack What? Dora for sure

Dora for sure: Hey baby... Can
we play a game?
Sure
Okay... I'll ask first.
If you could travel around the
world with 1 person, who would
you pick?
Oh thats easy.
I'd pick Dora,
that bitch has
everything in her
backpack
What?
Dora for sure

Dora for sure: Hey baby... Can
we play a game?
Sure
Okay... I'll ask first.
If you could travel around the
world with 1 person, who would
you pick?
Oh thats easy.
I'd pick Dora,
that bitch has
everything in her
backpack
What?
Dora for sure

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Oh Thats: Oh, that's right, honey, we don't have a son.

Oh Thats: Oh, that's right, honey,
we don't have a son.

Oh Thats: Oh, that's right, honey,
we don't have a son.

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Spongebobhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com: 555-0000 Messages Edit My life is skrewed up. Oh thats so sadd... who is this? The only cloths I own are pants, I work at a fast food resturant, my co-worker makes fun of me all day and I cant tell my boss because he'll just cut my alread Y sucky pay and my only friend is a mentally retarted kid and all we do together is stupid stuff. Wanna know the worst part? What? And who are you again? The worst part is the fact that I live in a pineapple under the sea. O smartphOWNED.com Send SPONGEBOB this is the truth. Accept it. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries Spongebobhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com

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My life is skrewed up.
Oh thats so sadd... who is this?
The only cloths I own are pants,
I work at a fast food resturant,
my co-worker makes fun of me
all day and I cant tell my boss
because he'll just cut my alread
Y sucky pay and my only friend
is a mentally retarted kid and all
we do together is stupid stuff.
Wanna know the worst part?
What? And who are you again?
The worst part is the fact that I
live in a pineapple under the
sea.
O smartphOWNED.com
Send
SPONGEBOB
this is the truth. Accept it.
TASTE OF AWESOME.COM
Banned in 0 countries
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Messages
Edit
My life is skrewed up.
Oh thats so sadd... who is this?
The only cloths I own are pants,
I work at a fast food resturant,
my co-worker makes fun of me
all day and I cant tell my boss
because he'll just cut my alread
Y sucky pay and my only friend
is a mentally retarted kid and all
we do together is stupid stuff.
Wanna know the worst part?
What? And who are you again?
The worst part is the fact that I
live in a pineapple under the
sea.
O smartphOWNED.com
Send
SPONGEBOB
this is the truth. Accept it.
TASTE OF AWESOME.COM
Banned in 0 countries
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