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Anime, Apparently, and Bad: So I recently moved into a new neighborhood and it's a pretty nice area. After a couple of weeks, a moving truck pulls up and I realize there's a new girl living in the house next to me. So I walk out and I notice that she's all by herself Being the good neighbor I am, I go up and ask, "Hey, I see you don't have any help. Do you need any help with moving your boxes inside?" And keep this in mind, I'm like a 6/10 on good day while this girl is an easy 9/10. Like this girl can easily be a supermodel So I ask if she needs any help and she looks me dead in the "Uh... No thanks, I'm good." "Well ok. No problem So a couple days go by after that into my yard. So I'm thinking, "Ok cranky girl. Round 2, let's go, we got this." So I take the dumb dog and I bring it over to her house and give the door a kn biggest smile says, "OH MY GOD thank you SO MUCH! I don't know what I would do without him. He's like family to me. I'm so sorry that I was so mean to you the other day. I was having a bad day and took it out on you and I'm so sorry. Please let me make it up to you and take you out to dinner." So I humbly accept and we end up going out to dinner that night. Now, we don't have much in common. Like, I'm into video games and anime and she's into all this white girl stuff like makeup, Starbucks, and all that other shit. But, we have a good time. And I mean, this girl is WAY out of my league so who am I to complain? So then we hang out more frequently, I visit her and she visits me and now I'm in a good relationship with this extremely hot chick. A couple weeks go by, we continue this, and I see a moving truck come in from the other direction. I go out to greet the new neighbor and I see a cute girl come out of the moving truck. Now this girl is cute. She isn't supermodel hot, but she's cute. I would say she's like a 7/10. So I go up to her and say, "Hey, I see you don't have any help with with the stiest grimace on her face and says, eed anything, just give a little knock on the door and I'll come o led attempt and this girl's dumb, small chihuahua jumps over the fence and gets She opens the door and with the stuff i I hel Luckil e says, "Ye ure. Um, take this box and put it in the living room It's the first room to the right, you can't miss it." So I go to pick up the box and I realize that it's labeled "Video Games." The box wasn't taped very well, so I peek into the box and I'm seeing some serious video games. I'm seeing Final Fantasy 7-9 black label, a mint copy of Illusion of Gaia. Like, what girl even knows what that game is!? So I ask, "Hey, is this a box of your boyfriend's stuff?" and she responds with, "No, I don't have a boyfriend. That stuff's mine so make sure not to drop it." So now I know this girl is actually the coolest girl ever elp the girl move her stuff in and we hang out afterwards. We go t to lunch and we off. We ended up ust talking about video games the whole time and it was amazing. NowI don't forget, s ve a friend to talk nerd shit with and a cute as 10. And I also have this 9/10 girlfriend with me. And again, I'm just a 6/10 so righ w, I'm living dream So a couple weeks go by and my girl nd comes up to me and says, "Hey, so this may sound weird, but I don't want time with her and I'm honestly a little with that girl anymore. You're d more time with me us and want you to s We try to talk t me an we can a and it'll be great." She says, "Wel So next day, my girlfriend comes up to me and says, "Uh, "Wait, what? Why not? What happened?" "Yeah she told me that you're hers now and if I ever go near you again, she is going to kill me." Il give it a shot. I'll try to talk to her tomorrow ah you can't see that girl ever again." I thin u're overreacting a little bit. She do tha seem t type of perso Sh s going to fucking murder me I can't imagine tha I go up to 7/10's house the next day and give it a little knock on the door but nobody answers. I try the doorbel nothing. Give her a call, text her, no answer. So then I call my girlfriend, try to tell her that she wasn't there and I'I try again tomorrow. But again, no answer. So I go kn Il try to straighten this an morroW her ho knock on the door and still no answer. Next da knock* r and I do w what's going So day after day goes by and eventually, week after week and I'm getting nothing turns up. I call their family and friends and they know nothing. And after weeks of all this, I just give up Then I turn the news on one day, and I see the 7/10 girl getting carried away in handcuffs. And, she's covered in blood from head to toe. She's screaming and yelling at the camera saying, "She's dead, you're next." A couple days go by and the autopsy reports are coming in, and its all over the internet. Apparently, not only did she kill my gorgeous 9/10 girlfriend, but parts of her were missing. Chunks of her arms and legs were gone and it seems that the 7/10 girl ate parts of my girlfriend. Bit and chewed into her Now I'm thinking to myself that I had the two most amazing girls in my life. And I'm here, 6/10, just worried out of my mind because I can't get the image out of my head of her screaming into the cameras saying, "She's dead next. She's dead you're next." And I'm going crazy, I'm screaming and writing it in blood on the walls, "She's dead, you're next. She's dead you're next." AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT DO DO ANYMORE And it raises the question: Why is 6 afraid of 7? ng. I pu in the missing persons but memehumor: This Joke Proves Why Jealous Girlfriends Are Not to Be Trustedhttp://memehumor.tumblr.com
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Bad, Be Like, and Crazy: How a tinder date turn out to be a nightmare He seemed pretty normal as first, a few quirks here and there, but who am I to judge, right? Are you on birth control? I know it's a personal question but kinda important to know Okay, I'm cancelling Wednesday Lol I'm kidding dude relax I'm uncomfortable with these jokes Ok sorry. Ill stop ok? No, Im still cancelling it. Well that's really your loss for being so uptight. But ok. I'll just go to work and make $900 in 12 hours Really, you're overreacting Seriously? And you wonder why you're single? Yawn. Still waiting for your reply. Lol. l actually had you double booked with another girl. So ľm kinda happy you decided to be a psycho You sure you want to Around this time, I was working and I had already told him this He called non-stop. Within 5 minutes I had about 5 or 6 missed cal s from him. Please call me Please I'm at work, dude. lol. I know. I'm being incredibly annoying to show you just how most guys act. So maybe you'll realize Im not that bad So ill see you That doesnt even make sense You were fine until that joke. Dude I was kidding with you. It's a joke. You do know Im a doctor right? My brain thinks at a much higher level than yours or the average person It wasn't even sexual. It was a J-0-K-E And I said if you don't like those types of jokes I won't joke like that anymore. This should be the end of it. You should be like ok cool. And then if I do it again then you get pissed You off just get pissed right off the bat and be all rude to someone. That's a major turn off and just no Ok so rant over. Are we cool now? You just talked shit to me. Alli said was I'm cancelling it. I didnt do what did-talk shit to someone What? Those are not Of course I'm talking shit to you. You just flaked after I asked for that night off. Do you know how hard it is for me to get a night off work? Let's just stop this childish nonsense. see you Wednesday right? Uh, you do not need to criticize my sentences. Change of mind AND telling you about it doesn't really make it flaking. I was upfront. You said you already booked another date with someone else, go enjoy it. Idk why you're trying to with me, especially since you think so littie What you're reading here was within a 2.5-hour time span Just meet me Wednesday. I'm sorry ok? I'm at work. I'm not going to take the call, Ok then we are meeting Wednesday right? Are we cool? died ok So ľm kinda not really in the best place to be messed with. So if you could understand that would be great Please dude? 59 PM via Sus Please answer me 542 PM via SMS Can you please stop being immature and call me? 612 PM ia sMs RUN, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN! Guy Goes Batshit Crazy After Getting Rejected By Tinder Date
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Bad, Children, and Facebook: BABY BOX OK no Without the baby-box, these babies would die. <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://allthingshyper.tumblr.com/post/51705607062/afternoonsnoozebutton-a-pastor-in-seoul-south">allthingshyper</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://afternoonsnoozebutton.com/post/51702293599/a-pastor-in-seoul-south-korea-has-created-a-baby">afternoonsnoozebutton</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>A pastor in Seoul, South Korea has created a “baby box” for people so that people who would otherwise abandon or kill their newborns can leave them somewhere safe instead.</strong> The box has a light, a towel lining, and a bell rings as soon as a baby is placed in it so the pastor, his wife, or one of his staff can come and get it right away.</p> <p><span>Lee Jong-rak</span> started the box in 2009, and has welcomed all babies, often disabled or the children of single mothers, that have been placed in the box since. The babies are given a loving home, food, and shelter in his orphanage. Currently, an average of 17-18 babies are placed in the box every month. </p> <p>One mother who had considered poisoning her baby before she heard about the Baby Box left her baby in the box with a letter pinned to his clothing that read: </p> <blockquote> <p><span>‘My baby! Mom is so sorry.</span><br/><span>I am so sorry to make this decision.</span><br/><span>My son! I hope you to meet great parents,</span><br/><span>And I am very very sorry.</span><br/><span>I don’t deserve to say a word.</span><br/><span>sorry, sorry, and I love you my son.</span><br/><span>Mom loves you more than anything else.</span><br/><span>I leave you here because I don’t know who your father is.</span><br/><span>I used to think about something bad but I guess this box is safer for you.</span><br/><span>That’s why I decided to leave you here.</span><br/><span>My son, Please forgive me.’</span><br/><br/><span>- ‘A single mother’s tearful letter’</span></p> </blockquote> <p><span>Lee Jong-rak is the subject of a documentary called “The Drop Box”, which I haven’t seen - but I can recommend this 13 minute Dateline <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=ExyeyrcFPFM">video</a>. You can find the Facebook page for the BabyBox <a href="https://www.facebook.com/babyboxkorea">here</a>.</span></p> </blockquote> <p>GIVE THIS MAN A FUCKING AWARD</p> </blockquote>
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