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champagnesuperhoeva: red dead redemption 2 tag yourself masterpost now all in one spot for your convenient bullshit needs tag your chronic pain, tag your panic attacks, tag your existential crisis  I am all of these yet none of them at the same time: Johnny Boy 'limbo', Marston Arthur More Organ Holland Hoseas Before Broseas swagalicious crunchy outside, self-deprecating chewy center - "how many licks does it take the squad's favorite disaster scrappy damsel squares up at a moment's notice can never seem to get their shit together to get to the center of my depression" goth jock dropout just wants to settle down - - dumbest smart person alive - denies being moe - "wanna know how I got these scars- wait where are you going" - makes 50+ post twitter threads nobody reads just needs a break - "Actually, correlation is not causation" - thinks they're charming, is actually charming - constantly forgets their age - "back in my day - only one who knows what the fuck they're talking about incredible artist, thinks their stuff is 'okay' still needs to shut the fuck up - one shot, one kill - "once I go viral it's over for you hoes" - has a 'Home Is Where The Heart Is' welcome mat-liked by practically everybody - productive procrastinator can never hold down a relationship - Instant Uncle, Just Add Baby suffers from chronic pushover syndrome "no questions, dammit, no questions" - jokes hit too close to home - Good bad influence - weed friend Make It Work Guy Fieri Will Billiamson Bad Santa -always knows what to play at a party - adopts everyone on sight - great with kids, great with animals, wants to hold your baby - scientific evidence good girls want bad boys - tsundere - burns salads - "have you eaten today" - owns etsy account, too busy to make anything - punches self for fun - professional alcoholic - always needs to borrow money - terrible drunk, never remembers what happened that night walks around the house in their underwear gives great hugs needs seven showers group's unexpected therapist patronus is secondhand embarrassment just wants to be part of the family "MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S!"* is the party cultured, well-traveled and stylish; made for Instagram - *gestures to all of you* "we need to do something about this" - always starts drama, yet always seems to avoid it bad taste in literally everything, banned from recommending outings - will always have squad's back iron constitution, never gets sick - "say that to my fucking face" - may seem Mad, is actually Sad petty *pulls up in drive-thru, orders single starts the day with horoscope readings - Chaotic Loyal black coffee, leaves t" FUCKS.EXE STOPPED WORKING 'mSorry Ms. Jackson tOh) Bastard Millennial Green Hat McGuy "join team chat" - fashionable at all times, even when going to the grocery store can't do crime if you ain't cute -only dates fictional men won't leave the house for days need lives on cow tales and TVTropes says they can hold their liquor regularly tells squad to hydrate can't actually hold their liquor too nice for own good living boke and tsukkomi routine to shut up yesterday social interaction, naps for ten years it's basic hygiene and laying beneath the stars -"please stop talking" exhausted after two minutes of maybe they're born with it, maybe soft spot for animals, slow dancing cooler than you . living proof the scariest people frat brotryhard nerd gem fusion come in the nicest packages graceful loser, even more graceful winner - "what day is it again" nobody sees clapbacks coming until it's never learned how to drive every day is roast session day - "I'll roast you, I'll roast them, I'll roast me fuckin' self" - Has never completed No Nut November sings in the shower - adores Linkin Park late - "are you ready yet" "almost" - allergic to idiots Adam Sandler Regina O'George Let Me Speak To Your Manager - retired mom friend, back from retirement ages every time someone references a vine instead of responding normally - smokes sixty packs a day Goof Troop social norms are for dweebs just wants to play videogames - No Drama? No ProblemTM -"Local Mean Girl Refuses To Be Toppled From Throne" - loses shit over small things -THIS close to cutting someone and snack in peace shoves people in lockers to show affection forgets not to swear in front of other never forgets a birthday shaped like a friend only one in squad who can cook only one in squad who can drive people's children the queen of throwing down "fuck, sorry about that" given up on romance savwy businessowner resident gossip big problems are Whatever - needs therapy - Favorite Songs Are 'Find Me Somebody- smells amazing To Love' And 'Before He Cheats' common sense frequently left on read - hasn't seen most popular movies - a matryoshka of pain - wishes you didn't look like a dump truck knows Wicked by heart - only one in squad who does taxes Songs Are unforgiveable weeb - villain origin story is that stubborn chin hair that keeps growing back - always says 'gg' after every game incredible skin care regimen - "just drink more water" award winning sailor mouth - Big Hair, Don't Care "What's My Age Again" by Blink 182 World's Saddest Violin Bullshit Magician Expletive Noises Looks like a million dollars, is probably worth a million dollars - family person, loves everybody keeps Twitter on private - meows back at their cat - extroverted introvert -feels guilty for not logging into Animal Crossing for nine months thinks existence is kind of funny invented the word 'dapper - the living embodiment of when you try your best but you don't succeed' - just wants to be loved and cherished -great with animals, never scratched the life of the party, when they're not launching into drunken diatribes -smartest smart person alive -stays up until three in the morning thinking about the meaning of life - an essential addition to any squad - reads at 10,000 miles per hour wants to stab Banksy hates stan culture hoards comfort food beneath their desk gets sentimental over their Neopets used to hoard Beanie Babies - hates answering the phone - silently lurks in Twitch chatrooms - needs more friends - stylish drunk with two hollow legs - never fails to speak their mind great at impressions -not-so-secretly depressed - regularly confuses main for private "just forget I said that haha" preserves their right hook for justice - stared into the void, got bored quotes movies when provoked - "That's just, like, your opinion, man." the most perfect teeth Baby Boy...Baby Talk Shit, Get Hit Mr. Krabs A Dog - soft outside, softer inside - never ashamed to cry - weak spot for pups, needs to pet every dog they see -only one of the squad that's been punched squad's resident cheapskate needs to seriously reconsider things trolling game out of control A dog - never seems to accumulate debt, also never tips the waiter took college prep in high school - can't fight to save their life - surprisingly terrifying comebacks - multilingual gg ez clap" oves Bon Iver, Death Grips and Beyonce equally - Kappa Kappa KappaRoss CoolStoryBob workplace's local kissass likes to give gifts to sad friends living embodiment of a flower crown talks during movies home life is a mess - needs a vacation, too self-conscious - doesn't flush toilets in public bathrooms to take one - adopted by everybody - "Oh, I won't report you...yet" believes they were born in the wrong era - has never yelled once - in love with the smell of old books - wishes on stars when no one's looking leaves breadcrumbs in butter a well-rounded tool - nobody knows why they keep getting invited"Poverty is a state of mind." champagnesuperhoeva: red dead redemption 2 tag yourself masterpost now all in one spot for your convenient bullshit needs tag your chronic pain, tag your panic attacks, tag your existential crisis  I am all of these yet none of them at the same time
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Phases: I think I've got a crush on one of my friends, but I'm not sure if that makes me bisexual or if it's just a phase. I'm 14. Is there any way to know? Anonymous You're 14. You're not only still learning about yourself, you're still forming This is a time for phases, and that's not a bad thing. Revel in phases like you' ve never been old enough to before and will never be young enough to do again Try phases. Wear ugly nail polish. Dip-dye your hair. Cut it all off. Cry about that. Wear hats and wigs or not. Pierce your belly button with a sewing needie and ice and have it get infected and ooze pus on your favorite shirt and learn why you'll get all your other piercings done at a shop. Weep yourself sick over things you'll think are stupid in six months, six days, or six hours...or things that will scar your heart until you're eighty. Know that you'll survive both. Eat an entire cheesecake because your metabolism is young. Try wine coolers and learn that they're disgusting and a sip of Shiraz you'll need a job to afford and learn that it can be disgusting too. Be a poet this week and don't shower and wander around barefoot at night thinking deep thoughts until you step in dog crap, then be a photojoumalist, then an activist, then a vegan, then a misanthropic nihilist Get your heart broken. Survive it Be fifteen versions of yourself in sixteen weeks and try on selves like blue jeans until you find one that fits for now and makes you feel amazing and know that it's ok if it doesn't fit ater because you're still growing and there are always more on the shelves and in weird little thrift stores and you can even sew your own. Kiss boys, kiss giris, kiss people who are neither or both, kiss puppies and babies and photos of celebrities and old books. Kiss being 14 - deeply, wetly, messily -before you have to kiss it good bye and worry about what labels stick andythanfiction Can we please just tell every middle schooler this instead of making them feel embarrassed by their existence and their need to try new things? It would be much nicer to hear this through middle school and high school than it is to hear about how dumb your phase or whatever is and how much you'll regret it in a year Damn, every time I see this go by my dash, it has, like, 10K more notes. I'm awed by how much it seems to have meant to so many people, and incredibly moved to see so many notes saying that this has mattered 103,825 notes Phases

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theartofnotwriting: The more readers I meet, the more I become convinced that reading is an inherently valuable activity, whether you’re mentally entrenched in The Iliad or Harry Potter or something else. It can provide a necessary escape from a difficult or stressful life; it fosters empathy; it can help you work through problems; it challenges your preconceptions. Books are safety blankets and windows and mirrors and chisels and hammers, essential tools for growth at any age, but especially when you’re young and still figuring out what shape you want to take next.  The more readers I meet, the more I realize how lucky I was to be one from an early age, with a full library of books in my home and easy access to one at school. Not just old books, either, but new ones, the same ones my friends and peers were reading, their spines un-cracked, all the pages un-dog-eared. I was very lucky, but I know not everyone has these experiences growing up. First Book is an organization that provides new books, for free or at reduced rates, to schools and programs serving kids in low-income families. They’ve distributed more than 120 million books throughout the United States and Canada since they formed. They are pretty amazing, so I’m really excited to have an opportunity to work with them this holiday season.  Here’s the deal: for every $2.50 given to First Book via the Abnegation Donation page here, a copy of Divergent will also be donated to the organization by my publisher, HarperCollins. $2.50 is roughly what it takes for First Book to give one book to a school or program—so essentially, your $2.50 = two books (one Divergent and one other children’s book) to kids in need. We plan on announcing benchmarks along the way. Even if you can’t give, you can spread the word about this by using the #AbnegationDonation hashtag. I, personally, will also be using this opportunity to point out Abnegation in the wild—selfless people or organizations or what have you that are already doing great work in the world around us. (“Look for the helpers,” as the wise Mister Rogers said.) TL;DR— Donate $ for books! Do it here! Read more about First Book here: FirstBook.org Or tweet/post using #AbnegationDonation to spread the word! Or send me links to stuff about your favorite selfless people/orgs/etc.! Happy Abnegation season. -V : MAKE FACTIONSTATEMENT First Book DIVERGENT VERONICA O #Abnegation Donation theartofnotwriting: The more readers I meet, the more I become convinced that reading is an inherently valuable activity, whether you’re mentally entrenched in The Iliad or Harry Potter or something else. It can provide a necessary escape from a difficult or stressful life; it fosters empathy; it can help you work through problems; it challenges your preconceptions. Books are safety blankets and windows and mirrors and chisels and hammers, essential tools for growth at any age, but especially when you’re young and still figuring out what shape you want to take next.  The more readers I meet, the more I realize how lucky I was to be one from an early age, with a full library of books in my home and easy access to one at school. Not just old books, either, but new ones, the same ones my friends and peers were reading, their spines un-cracked, all the pages un-dog-eared. I was very lucky, but I know not everyone has these experiences growing up. First Book is an organization that provides new books, for free or at reduced rates, to schools and programs serving kids in low-income families. They’ve distributed more than 120 million books throughout the United States and Canada since they formed. They are pretty amazing, so I’m really excited to have an opportunity to work with them this holiday season.  Here’s the deal: for every $2.50 given to First Book via the Abnegation Donation page here, a copy of Divergent will also be donated to the organization by my publisher, HarperCollins. $2.50 is roughly what it takes for First Book to give one book to a school or program—so essentially, your $2.50 = two books (one Divergent and one other children’s book) to kids in need. We plan on announcing benchmarks along the way. Even if you can’t give, you can spread the word about this by using the #AbnegationDonation hashtag. I, personally, will also be using this opportunity to point out Abnegation in the wild—selfless people or organizations or what have you that are already doing great work in the world around us. (“Look for the helpers,” as the wise Mister Rogers said.) TL;DR— Donate $ for books! Do it here! Read more about First Book here: FirstBook.org Or tweet/post using #AbnegationDonation to spread the word! Or send me links to stuff about your favorite selfless people/orgs/etc.! Happy Abnegation season. -V

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