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Clothes, Dating, and Friends: 77-Year-Old Man Charged For Strangling 23-Year-old Woman On First Date @balleralert 77-Year-Old Man Charged For Strangling 23-Year-old Woman On First Date – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A 77-year-old has been arrested after allegedly strangling a 23-year-old woman on their first date. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to reports, the woman told officials that she connected with AlanSchmitt on the Plenty of Fish dating site. But, when the two finally met, she realized he had lied about his age. Although she was not interested in the elderly man, she told him the two could remain friends. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Somehow, Schmitt convinced the woman to come with him to the mall, where Schmitt dropped over $400 worth of clothes on the woman at Victoria’s Secret PINK. After their outing, Schmitt drove the woman back to her home, which is when the incident occurred. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to reports, Schmitt demanded that the woman give him back the clothes he bought, including the shirt she had on. When she refused, Schmitt reportedly “grabbed her around the neck and threw her to the ground.” The woman told officials that Schmitt then climbed on top of her and “proceeded to choke her, causing her to struggle to breathe.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Following the incident, officials reported “small bleeding scratches” around the victims neck, but Schmitt provided a different account of the incident. He told officials that the woman “stepped in front of him” and “pushed him in the face,” forcing him to lose balance and reach out, grabbing her neck. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As a result, Schmitt was charged with felony strangling of another causing wounds or injury.
Clothes, Dating, and Friends: 77-Year-Old Man Charged For Strangling
 23-Year-old Woman On First Date
 @balleralert
77-Year-Old Man Charged For Strangling 23-Year-old Woman On First Date – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A 77-year-old has been arrested after allegedly strangling a 23-year-old woman on their first date. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to reports, the woman told officials that she connected with AlanSchmitt on the Plenty of Fish dating site. But, when the two finally met, she realized he had lied about his age. Although she was not interested in the elderly man, she told him the two could remain friends. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Somehow, Schmitt convinced the woman to come with him to the mall, where Schmitt dropped over $400 worth of clothes on the woman at Victoria’s Secret PINK. After their outing, Schmitt drove the woman back to her home, which is when the incident occurred. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to reports, Schmitt demanded that the woman give him back the clothes he bought, including the shirt she had on. When she refused, Schmitt reportedly “grabbed her around the neck and threw her to the ground.” The woman told officials that Schmitt then climbed on top of her and “proceeded to choke her, causing her to struggle to breathe.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Following the incident, officials reported “small bleeding scratches” around the victims neck, but Schmitt provided a different account of the incident. He told officials that the woman “stepped in front of him” and “pushed him in the face,” forcing him to lose balance and reach out, grabbing her neck. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As a result, Schmitt was charged with felony strangling of another causing wounds or injury.

77-Year-Old Man Charged For Strangling 23-Year-old Woman On First Date – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A 77-year-old has been arreste...

Af, Bless Up, and Bodies : u/EyeBrowsReddit84 ld i.redd.it A three hour drive to the ocean is worth it for old man Stan. I’m worried I’ve opened a flood gate with y’all and that the hygiene discussion will never end - one of my lil homegirls text me saying imma need to start a whole new IG account on hygiene only 😩. With that said one of my followers commented today: “I’m dying😂😂😂I sent a guy into the shower once after he unzipped his pants and I caught a sniff of his sweaty HAIRY balls. I told him to clean himself and shave. He came out with bald patches and kinky patches that still stunk🤢🤢🤢”. Ok this raises two extremely important points, lemme address them in turn. (1) Some of y’all don’t know how to shower and need a full aura reboot - reset - recleanse. Go directly to Traders Joe. Buy a bottle of Dr. Bronner’s peppermint liquid wash. This shit will strip paint off cars. Turn the shower as hot as it go (UNLESS u live in the housing projects then DON’T DO THIS - project water get hot af lol I assume no responsibility for u cooking yourself.) Squirt a palm full of Dr. Bronners. Now physically violate the inside space between yo balls and yo thigh and also yo a$$ crack. Some of y’all have never since yo mama stopped bathing u actually washed this area properly. Go deep. Make it hurt a little. U feel me? Go hard. (2) For some of y’all the overall nastiness has seeped and stained into your body hair and now that body hair is a repository for stankariffic stankotry. When I said on here I shave my pits and PP some of u women got on here like “NOOOO PUBIC HAIR IS SEXY EW!” Yeah. Till u with Nasty Ned who make u vomit from his pube hair smell. Hand Ned a razor and a bar of soap. Ned, shave it all from the neck down. It’s rebirthing time. P.s. as I’ve detailed in previous posts, the Dr. Bronner’s soap is so potent that it will burn a lil bit when u pee. This isn’t an STD. This is the opening of yo PP finally being clean. Some of your bodies won’t be used to this and it will take adjustment but it will be worth it AF, I promise y’all - CLEANLINESS IS HOLINESS BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
Af, Bless Up, and Bodies : u/EyeBrowsReddit84 ld i.redd.it
 A three hour drive to the ocean is worth it for
 old man Stan.
I’m worried I’ve opened a flood gate with y’all and that the hygiene discussion will never end - one of my lil homegirls text me saying imma need to start a whole new IG account on hygiene only 😩. With that said one of my followers commented today: “I’m dying😂😂😂I sent a guy into the shower once after he unzipped his pants and I caught a sniff of his sweaty HAIRY balls. I told him to clean himself and shave. He came out with bald patches and kinky patches that still stunk🤢🤢🤢”. Ok this raises two extremely important points, lemme address them in turn. (1) Some of y’all don’t know how to shower and need a full aura reboot - reset - recleanse. Go directly to Traders Joe. Buy a bottle of Dr. Bronner’s peppermint liquid wash. This shit will strip paint off cars. Turn the shower as hot as it go (UNLESS u live in the housing projects then DON’T DO THIS - project water get hot af lol I assume no responsibility for u cooking yourself.) Squirt a palm full of Dr. Bronners. Now physically violate the inside space between yo balls and yo thigh and also yo a$$ crack. Some of y’all have never since yo mama stopped bathing u actually washed this area properly. Go deep. Make it hurt a little. U feel me? Go hard. (2) For some of y’all the overall nastiness has seeped and stained into your body hair and now that body hair is a repository for stankariffic stankotry. When I said on here I shave my pits and PP some of u women got on here like “NOOOO PUBIC HAIR IS SEXY EW!” Yeah. Till u with Nasty Ned who make u vomit from his pube hair smell. Hand Ned a razor and a bar of soap. Ned, shave it all from the neck down. It’s rebirthing time. P.s. as I’ve detailed in previous posts, the Dr. Bronner’s soap is so potent that it will burn a lil bit when u pee. This isn’t an STD. This is the opening of yo PP finally being clean. Some of your bodies won’t be used to this and it will take adjustment but it will be worth it AF, I promise y’all - CLEANLINESS IS HOLINESS BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂

I’m worried I’ve opened a flood gate with y’all and that the hygiene discussion will never end - one of my lil homegirls text me saying imma...