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Christmas, Relationships, and Wine: Christmas is so much harder when you get older. It's like what do you want this year?" I don't know, maybe a sense of purpose, financial security, could use more sleep, a bottle of wine and maybe some new bras whinn com.aU

Best, Asshole, and One: One of the best things about getting older: knowing someone is arn asshole before they even speak.

A Dream, Alive, and Birthday: "I grew up in your average Puerto Rican household, another way of saying I was constantly surrounded by music. On car trips, my mother would play the Camelot and Man of La Mancha soundtracks in our beat-up Subaru at full blast, while at home my father played Celia Cruz and Ruben Blades salsa records on vinyl. l'd retreat to my older sister's room, where I was Introduced to the early days of hip-hop, from Run DMC to Slick Rick to MC Lyte. Looking back, these seemingly disparate musical influences all came together throughout my childhood, and are reflected in my creative work today. Quite frankly, I want to change the landscape of American Musical Theatre, providing new stories and voices that haven't yet been represented in a musical format. Specifically, l'm excited about using Hip-hop, the music of my generation, as another means to tell new stories onstage I am proud to apply for the Jonathan Larson Performing Arts Foundation Award, particularly because of Jonathan Larson's profound influence on the path my life has taken. I saw Rent on my 16th birthday, and it simply changed everything. I had been a lifelong fan of musicals, but never had I seen a show that spoke to me so directly, that used fresh, new music as a way of addressing contemporary concerns in an honest way. By writing about his friends with the problems and anxieties he faced, Jonathan Larson gave me permission to write about my life, hopes and fears. I wrote my first musical that year, which was performed at my high school, and have been writing ever since. After graduating from Wesleyan University with a degree in theater in 2002, I saw Tick, tick . . .BOOM, Jonathan Larson's hilarious and heartbreaking document of his struggle to pursue his musical theater dreams in the face of financial hardship and resistance. Again, Jonathan's work spoke to me and strengthened my resolve I moved to New York with a new show, In The Heights under my arm. It takes place over two days in Washington Heights New York, near where l spent my music-filled childhood. It uses hip-hop, salsa and contemporary music to tell a unique story about family and life in Northern Manhattan. After workshopping the show with Backhouse Productions for a year, I am now in final negotiations for In The Heights to be produced by Jill Furman, Kevin McCollum and Jeffrey Seller. The prospect of working with the producers of Rent is a dream come true Yet, as you know, musicals are not written overnight. My continuing work on In the Heights, by fiscal necessity, requires me to take literally dozens of jobs to keep the rent paid while I finish the score on my own time. I write commercial jingles for health insurance commercials. I sing backup for children's jazz concerts. I'm a substitute English teacher at my old high school. If your kids have ever been to a Bar Mitzvah in Long Island, chances are I was paid to dance for them. Your award would allow me to focus on finishing my show, and continuing to work in musical theater, an art form that has been a way of life for me since childhood. Even if you don't select me, thank you for creating this wonderful award in the first place: there's a lot of us out there struggling to keep the dream alive and make it happern My essay application for the Jonathan Larson grant, 2004. I didn’t get it. But it turned out okay anyway. Don’t give up. Don’t you dare. https://t.co/W0RcnCZWDz

My essay application for the Jonathan Larson grant, 2004. I didn’t get it. But it turned out okay anyway. Don’t give up. Don’t you dare. h...

Funny, Memes, and Sarcasm: The older l get, the earlier it gets late. @sarcasm_only SarcasmOnly

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Being Alone, Girls, and Memes: kj @kjerstiswanson "İ'M AfRAid of GEttInG FaLsELy aCcUSED" I'm afraid to walk anywhere alone. I'm afraid of going to my car late at night. I'm afraid of riding Übers alone. I'm afraid of getting too close to older men. Your fear of facing claims doesn't compare to the fear girls feel just living

Dank, 🤖, and Get: The older l get, the earlier it gets late.

Being Alone, The Grinch, and Memes: @nicksonpt2 What is one thing that became more clear as you got older? Nick-Fil-A @nicksonr why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog seems legit via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2PugFtq

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Science, Girl Memes, and Honey: The older I get, the earlier it gets late It's called science honey look it up 💅🏻

It's called science honey look it up 💅🏻

Memes, The Game, and Xbox: Searching multiplayer on a video game that's older than b years G:PolarSaurusRex Now it s a ghost town. Trying to play world at war 😞 only reason I want a remaster is to repopulate the game cause I’m good with how it looks graphics wise (I’m not on rn but let me know if you have CoD waw on Xbox)

Trying to play world at war 😞 only reason I want a remaster is to repopulate the game cause I’m good with how it looks graphics wise (I’m no...

Bad, Bad Boys, and Christmas: HELI'S KITCHEN MOVME CUB XMAS SPECIAL MUN ou ARE MOST ToUBLESOME FOR A SECURITY GUARD ㄧㄋ EEENH! SORRY, HANS, WRONG GUESS. Wouw You IKE TO ão FOR OUBLE JEOPARTY,WHERE THE SCORES CAN REALLY CHANGE? CWHOA, THESE THINGS ARE REALLY BAD FOR You THEN WHO ARE You? [INDIANA JONES THEME MUSIC PLAYS] WHEWE JUST A FLY IN THE OINTMENT, HANS. ER PSHUU THE MONKEY KLIK TTER WHAT IS IT YOU WANT, MARY? WHAT DO YOU WANT? DO YOU WANT THE MOON? JUST SAY THE WORD AND I'LL THROW A LASSO AROUND T AND PULL IT DOWN HEY. THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. I'LL GIVE YOU THE MOON, MARY. I'LL TAKE IT. THEN WHAT, GEORGE? SNIFE WELL, THEN YOU CAN SWALLOWIT AND IT'LL ALL DISSOLVE, SEE. AND THE MOONBEAMS WOULD SHOOT OUT OF YOUR FINGERS AND YOUR TOES AND THE ENDS OF YOUR HAIR... AM I TALKING TOO MUCH? YES! WHY DON'T YOU KISS HER, INSTEAD OF TALKING HER TO DEATH? HKMC is a work of satire by Dave Acosta (@davedrawsgood), Dee Cunniffe (@deezoid) & Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi). All characters (c) Marvel Comics. Next episode: Death Wish. Or maybe Predator. Dunno. No for real, The Thin Man is "clearly" the best Xmas movie. William Powell is a comedy genius. (If you like Nick & Nora, check out My Man Godfrey, another brillant Powell screwball that has the greatest and by greatest we mean most fucked-up- meetcute of all time.) There's a period in one's young adulthood where it's deeply uncool to like A Wonderful Life. Sentimentality! Ugh, gross. Then you get older, and messages of hope seem a lot more necessary than before. Also, Jimmy Stewart is funny as hell. Not just his delivery, but his physical business between lines? #Goals. Stewart has been in a lot of great films Capra's so current it hurt Mr Smith Frex but if you like nors, dig up the under-appreciated Preminger classic, Anatomy of a Murder. Duke Ellington wrote&performed the score! Anyway: Happy Christmas from all of us. You are more important than you know, and more loved than you believe. Things will get better, give it time. alexdecampi: Hells Kitchen Movie Club Xmas Special! Ho ho ho, motherfuckers! Love from me, @dave-acosta and @deecunniffe Bucky’s shirt a low-key nod to @buckykingofmemes, who we adore Previously in Hell: cover image // 01 // 02 // 03 // Xmas // 04 // 05 // 06 // That time the Punisher’s creator gave us a thumbs-up // twitter // insta HOW did I get a shoutout in this A YEAR AGO and never knew about it?? This series is excellent! Look at that drowsy Bucky!

alexdecampi: Hells Kitchen Movie Club Xmas Special! Ho ho ho, motherfuckers! Love from me, @dave-acosta and @deecunniffe Bucky’s shirt a low...

Bad, Celtic, and Memes: Devina Celtic 22 October at 7:51 AM "My daughter started her period on the bus ride home today... and a boy a year older than her.. that she doesn't really know.. pulled her aside and whispered in her ear that she had a stain on the back of her pants and gave her his sweater to tie around her waist so she could walk home off of the bus... she said she was kind of embarrassed and originally said it's okay.. but the boy insisted and told her 'I have sisters, it's all good!' If you are this boy's Mom.. I want to say thank you and that you are raising him right!! We hear so many bad things about today's youth, and I wanted to share something positive! e"

Dude, The Grinch, and Memes: Maybe the Grinch would be nicer if every five minutes a dude wasn't singing songs about what a piece of shit he is The older I get, the more the grinch makes sense.

The older I get, the more the grinch makes sense.

Funny, Memes, and How To: Sure, I made mistakes when I was younger. But now that I'm older l've learned how to make different, often far more serious mistakes. sarcasm ony @sarcasm onl SarcasmOnly

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Dank, Appreciate, and Home: THE OLDER YOU GET, THE MORE YOU APPRECIATE BEING AT HOME NOT DOING A DAMN THING 😍

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Memes, Xbox, and Best: When your older brother has been using the Xbox all day, and then your mom gets home from the store Ah, yes. The negotiator. The best moment via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2U9AfhR

The best moment via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2U9AfhR

Memes, 🤖, and Will: I don't procrastinate. l wait until the last minute to do things because l will be older and therefore wiser 💁🏼‍♀️ goodgirlwithbadthoughts 💅🏼

💁🏼‍♀️ goodgirlwithbadthoughts 💅🏼

Christmas, Memes, and Nice: Christmas is so much worse as you get older. It's like "What do you want?" "Financial security. A career. A sense of purpose. A nap would be nice."

Funny, Sugar, and Sugar Daddy: me: 'i want a sugar daddy' an older guy: 'hi' me 😂😂

Funny, Lol, and True: I don't procrastinate. I wait until the last minute to do things because I will be older and therefore wiser True good point lol

True good point lol

Will, Last Minute, and Because: I don't procrastinate.I wait until the last minute to do things because l will be older and therefore wiser

Being Alone, Dank, and The Grinch: @nicksonpt2 What is one thing that became more clear as you got older? Nick-Fil-A @nicksonr why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog PETTY MAYONNAISE

Sugar, Girl Memes, and Sugar Daddy: me: 'i want a sugar daddy" an older guy: 'hi me: :)

Lol, Twitter, and Girl Memes: Nann @nannmane The older you get the uglier you're willing to go out in public lol I think my shirts on backwards (twitter: nannmane)

I think my shirts on backwards (twitter: nannmane)

Memes, Stephen, and Yo: Variety Q @Variety #Sponge Bob Squarepants creator Stephen Hillenburg dies at 57 bit.ly/ 2ra1DiG Brooooooooooo whatttttttttt!?. We just losing legend after legend. There would be no Double seaweed deluxe or any of this without this man. Even as I got older the show still made me laugh and forget about my day yo day problems as a mental escape 😭😭😭😭 RIP 🙏🏾🙏🏾🐐🐐🐐 you created a show that will live on generations after you are gone!

Brooooooooooo whatttttttttt!?. We just losing legend after legend. There would be no Double seaweed deluxe or any of this without this man. ...

America, Dank, and Thank You: Tom Nichols S @RadioFreeTom Dear Every Cashier in America: the proper response to "thank you" is "you're welcome," not "no problem." And *you're* supposed to thank *me* 9/12/15, 8:31 PM trjoel Milennials are so entitled lucasnoahs Actually, the you're welcome no problem issue is simply a linguistics misunderstanding. Older ppl tend to say you're welcome, younger ppl tend to say no problem. This is because for older people the act of helping or assiating someone is seen as a task that is not expected of them, but is them doing extra, so it's saying I accept your thanks because I know I deserve it. No problem, however, is used because younger people feel not only that helping or assisting someone is a given and expected, but also that it should be stressed that you're need for help was no burden to them (even if it was) Basicaly, older people think help is a gift you give, younger people think help is an expectation required of them humanityinahandbag DAMN STRAIT Source tijoel 17,672 notes

Being Alone, Dank, and The Grinch: nicksonpt2 What is one thing that became more clear as you got older? Nick-Fil-A @nicksonr why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog

Being Alone, The Grinch, and Memes: why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog @nicksonpt2 What is one thing that became more clear as you got older? Gets clearer every year.

Gets clearer every year.

Being Alone, The Grinch, and Memes: why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog . @nicksonpt2 What is one thing that became more clear as you got older? Thank you @theworldpolice for this bit of enlightenment.

Thank you @theworldpolice for this bit of enlightenment.

Funny, Black, and Sugar: Older black woman at the store who calls me 'honey' or 'sugar' funny.Ce

Alive, Memes, and True: hate when older people say "you're too young to be tired" alright margaret you're too old to be alive but here we are This is so true 💯

This is so true 💯

Being Alone, The Grinch, and Memes: @nicksonpt2 What is one thing that became more clear as you got older? @will_ent Nick-Fil-A @nicksonr why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog 🤔😂

🤔😂

Being Alone, Funny, and The Grinch: why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog @nicksonpt2 What is one thing that became more clear as you got older? Clear as day

Clear as day

Being Alone, The Grinch, and Live: why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog @nicksonpt2 What is one thing that became more clear as you got older?

Being Alone, The Grinch, and Memes: why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog @nicksonpt2 What is one thing that became more clear as you got older? yup

yup

Being Alone, The Grinch, and Live: why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog @nicksonpt2 What is one thing that became more clear as you got older? (@_theblessedone)

(@_theblessedone)

Ass, Birthday, and Christmas: A What's the rudest thing a guest has 5173 ever done in your home? (self.AskReddit) posted to AskReddit 4 hours ago by nl1004 2303 comments sorted by top DONE HIDE A PREV NEXT V A Jombafomb 19496 points 3 hours ago x2 Everyone has a story from their childhood that still pisses them off, this is mine. I was five years old and my snotty older cousin was over at our house. I had just gotten a copy of Mike Tyson's Punch out for my birthday. He was getting his ass kicked by king hippo and he got so angry he rage quit. But he didn't just rage quit, he ripped the cartridge out of the Nintendo and spit into it. Then he threw it across the room and stormed out. I told my parents what happened and they told his parents and they made him apologize, but the game was ruined. It would kind of play, but would freeze up all the time. My family barely had enough money to get me the game for my birthday never mind buying it again. I was sure I would never be able to play it again Then for Christmas this little shit got Mike Tyson's Punch Out. So my older brother went over to his house and switched our ruined cartridge with his. It was awesome. A Jombafomb 13320 points 7 hours ago x2 I could write a book with tales of his awesomeness. When I was 12 he snuck me out of the house in the middle of the night to see The Foo Fighters (before they were the biggest band on earth) At the end of their set William Goldsmith (their drummer at the time) threw his sticks into the crowd and my brother dove headfirst and emerged victoriously with the sticks over his head a minute later. He gave them to me as a memento of my first real rock show. I put one in his coffin and the other I still have to this day. We still fought all the time like brothers do, but no one could mess with me so long as he was around awesomacious: Redditor shares a few heartwarming stories about his elder brother.

awesomacious: Redditor shares a few heartwarming stories about his elder brother.

Black, Black Guy, and Can: Friendly, older black guy that can give you directions starterpaclk

Alive, Funny, and Memes: hate when older people say "you're too young to be tired" alright margaret you're too old to be alive but here we are SarcasmOnly

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Cars, Fucking, and Run: SheStayFabulous @Shestayfabulous Man old cars really were made to last 1/5 Ayton SZN @ReeceDontTweet ) his car ain't break a sweat becausedragonage: freshest-tittymilk: princealigorna: And this is why we used to make cars out of STEEL instead of FIBERGLASS! Sure, fiberglass is a lot lighter in weight and hence a hell of a lot better for gas mileage. But you hit anything at more than 20 mph and the entire body explodes off the fucking thing, and now you’re spending more to repair the car than it’s worth because you need a entire front end, read end, or side panel. They can’t just take the damaged section off, beat it out with a hammer, sand it, and repaint it. Everything is made with the idea of it being easier to replace than to maintain, aka planned obsolescence. Thanks, capitalism You guys are obscenely, dangerously wrong. It’s not planned obsolescence, it’s physics. Modern cars crumple to absorb and distribute the forces of impact in an accident in an effort to protect the occupants. When cars didn’t have those crumple zones, the occupants, being the soft, squishy things they were, took those forces and were mangled or killed in horrible ways. Also, those older cars took hidden damage that often went unnoticed and made them very dangerous to drive. I recently watched a TV show where a small sedan was run over by the trailer of an eighteen-wheeler. Run. Over. They had to unwrap the crumpled ball of a car from the undercarriage of that trailer. Guess what? The driver suffered only minor injuries because the car collapsed in exactly the way it was designed to so that she, in the very strong frame surrounding the passenger compartment, was protected. And no, don’t thank capitalism for these modern cars. Thank Ralph Nader and countless other safety activists who worked tirelessly to make car manufacturers accountable for the safety of the people who drove their cars.

becausedragonage: freshest-tittymilk: princealigorna: And this is why we used to make cars out of STEEL instead of FIBERGLASS! Sure, fibe...

Memes, Radio, and Smooth: Josh Gordon @JoshGordon8 Getting older is realising smooth radio is banger after banger The truth.

The truth.

Gym, Lol, and School: Nann @nannmane The older you get the uglier you're willing to go out in public lol yes i'm wearing sweats and my high school gym shirt, what about it?

yes i'm wearing sweats and my high school gym shirt, what about it?

Ass, Birthday, and Christmas: A What's the rudest thing a guest has 5173 ever done in your home? (self.AskReddit) posted to AskReddit 4 hours ago by nl1004 2303 comments sorted by top DONE HIDE A PREV NEXT V A Jombafomb 19496 points 3 hours ago x2 Everyone has a story from their childhood that still pisses them off, this is mine. I was five years old and my snotty older cousin was over at our house. I had just gotten a copy of Mike Tyson's Punch out for my birthday. He was getting his ass kicked by king hippo and he got so angry he rage quit. But he didn't just rage quit, he ripped the cartridge out of the Nintendo and spit into it. Then he threw it across the room and stormed out. I told my parents what happened and they told his parents and they made him apologize, but the game was ruined. It would kind of play, but would freeze up all the time. My family barely had enough money to get me the game for my birthday never mind buying it again. I was sure I would never be able to play it again Then for Christmas this little shit got Mike Tyson's Punch Out. So my older brother went over to his house and switched our ruined cartridge with his. It was awesome. A Jombafomb 13320 points 7 hours ago x2 I could write a book with tales of his awesomeness. When I was 12 he snuck me out of the house in the middle of the night to see The Foo Fighters (before they were the biggest band on earth) At the end of their set William Goldsmith (their drummer at the time) threw his sticks into the crowd and my brother dove headfirst and emerged victoriously with the sticks over his head a minute later. He gave them to me as a memento of my first real rock show. I put one in his coffin and the other I still have to this day. We still fought all the time like brothers do, but no one could mess with me so long as he was around Redditor shares a few heartwarming stories about his elder brother. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2QSr17M

Redditor shares a few heartwarming stories about his elder brother. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2QSr17M

Ass, Birthday, and Christmas: A What's the rudest thing a guest has 5173 ever done in your home? (self.AskReddit) posted to AskReddit 4 hours ago by nl1004 2303 comments sorted by top DONE HIDE A PREV NEXT V A Jombafomb 19496 points 3 hours ago x2 Everyone has a story from their childhood that still pisses them off, this is mine. I was five years old and my snotty older cousin was over at our house. I had just gotten a copy of Mike Tyson's Punch out for my birthday. He was getting his ass kicked by king hippo and he got so angry he rage quit. But he didn't just rage quit, he ripped the cartridge out of the Nintendo and spit into it. Then he threw it across the room and stormed out. I told my parents what happened and they told his parents and they made him apologize, but the game was ruined. It would kind of play, but would freeze up all the time. My family barely had enough money to get me the game for my birthday never mind buying it again. I was sure I would never be able to play it again Then for Christmas this little shit got Mike Tyson's Punch Out. So my older brother went over to his house and switched our ruined cartridge with his. It was awesome. A Jombafomb 13320 points 7 hours ago x2 I could write a book with tales of his awesomeness. When I was 12 he snuck me out of the house in the middle of the night to see The Foo Fighters (before they were the biggest band on earth) At the end of their set William Goldsmith (their drummer at the time) threw his sticks into the crowd and my brother dove headfirst and emerged victoriously with the sticks over his head a minute later. He gave them to me as a memento of my first real rock show. I put one in his coffin and the other I still have to this day. We still fought all the time like brothers do, but no one could mess with me so long as he was around Redditor shares a few heartwarming stories about his elder brother.

Redditor shares a few heartwarming stories about his elder brother.

Anime, Manga, and Hell: AH, IS IT BE CAUSE I MAKE YOU FEEL AROUSED? YOU CRAWLED INTO MY BED AGAIN EEH YOU'RE OLDER NOW, GROW UP ALREADY ONLY SICKOS GET AROUSED BY THEIR LITTLE SISTERS OWIE What the hell doyou want me todo The Anime was great, but the translated manga leaves more of an impression. Right, Kyousuke?

The Anime was great, but the translated manga leaves more of an impression. Right, Kyousuke?

Memes, True, and True Story: The older you get, the uglier you're willing to go out in public True story 😒 Follow my favourite @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde

True story 😒 Follow my favourite @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde

Tumblr, Black, and Blog: Older black woman Meat the store who calls me 'honey' or 'sugar' awesomacious: Very wholesome indeed

awesomacious: Very wholesome indeed

Old, Brother, and Level: my older brother the controller 8 year old me on a hard level

Black, Sugar, and Honey: Older black woman at the store who calls me honey or 'sugar

Old, Brother, and Level: my older brother the controller 8 year old me on a hard level

Dad, Funny, and House: The older I get, the more wonder what Kevin McAllister's dad did to afford this house & Vacation to Paris for 9 people HOW SWAY!😳

HOW SWAY!😳

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