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maybe-this-time: supernaturalshadowhunter: adventuretimetimeline: fuckier0: tempestuous-sovereignity: alittleworldofimagination: forgetpolitics: mariavontraphouse: philliciaglee: nowyoukno: See More Daily Facts Here! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH Sorry….kind of isn’t captain hook and his crew suppose to be a lost boys who escaped and that’s why he’s trying to kill peter pan …what the actual fuck I NEVER TRUSTED PETER PAN nah everything in Peter Pan was fucked up.  Tinkerbell and her fairy buddies were having an orgy when they found baby Peter. Tinks also extremely jealous, tricking one of the Lost Boys into shooting Wendy in the fucking chest. Peter’s also crazy omnipotent. Like, he “make believes” he’s a doctor, and heals Wendy. When he’s hungry, he pretends to eat imaginary food and his stomach actually gets fuller. He’s also a dick. He would teach children how to fly but never how to stop, so they’d fly for months on straight without rest or break, and they couldn’t sleep either or they’d stop flying. And when one of Wendy’s brothers actually fell asleep and plummeted into the ocean, Peter laughed his ass off. He only saved him when Wendy begged him too. okay but that’s the point of Peter Pan. It’s not supposed to glorify never growing up, it’s supposed to show kids why growing up is not only good, but necessary otherwise they’d end up as fucked up as Peter. He never matured, never learned right from wrong, he never listened to his parents because - according to Peter - he ran away as an infant.It’s a tale to teach children that listening to their parents and growing up is good. As far as Tinker Bell goes, if you actually read Peter Pan you would know that fairies only feel one emotion at a time and they feel that emotion very strongly so the orgy? lust. Trying to kill Wendy? Jealousy. She embodies the seven deadly sins and what happens if you let your emotions get the best of you. (And as far as the new fairies series of films making her nicer it’s because you only see the jealous side of her in Peter Pan and you see other sides of her in the series because those movies are about her).Rant over, you can go back to your regularly scheduled blogging now. So if Peter Pan shows up in your window. Stab him in the fucking chest kids. You have school tomorrow Reblogging because I believe this will be important to the Once Upon a Time fandom tomorrow. It’s more complicated than that. Peter is kind of a tragic hero. He chooses not to grow up, he knows he is incomplete. I mean, he cut off Hook's hand because he thought it was a game. He clearly doesn’t know right from wrong. He also only knows the unconditional love of a mother to a child, which is why he thinks everyone wants to be his mother. He also switches sides in a fight just for fun, kill pirates for fun, and “thins” out the Lost Boys when they can’t fit in the tree anymore. But, like, it wasn’t a cautionary tale to tell you to listen to your parents, it’s a story about death and youth. Why can’t Peter grow up? One of the popular theories is that it’s because he’s dead. J.M. Barrie’s older brother died when Barrie was little and he dressed up in his brother’s clothes to please his mom. His mom - who was always distant, whose love Barrie craved like Peter craves a mom - started crying and said something like “At least my baby will never grow up” and that idea stuck with Barrie forever. Then, as an adult, it’s believed he never slept with his wife because Barrie was just a kid. He was Peter Pan. He was too innocent for that. He befriended the Llewelyn-Davies boys and based Peter Pan off of them and their games. (Fun fact: The boy Peter Pan was named after, Peter Llewelyn-Davies, threw himself under a train). There was also a bunch of stuff about Barrie being in love with The Llewlyn-Davies boys’ mother, but that’s not important here. People think Peter’s dead because he literally cannot return home. He tried and the window was barred and his parents had replaced him with another baby. Why? Probably because they had lost Peter to the flu. Why does Peter come in through the window? Because of the joke “I once had a bird names Enza. I opened up the window and ‘influenza’.” Because lots of babies died back then form the flu. The Lost Boys are children who fell out of their prams. Odds are babies could not survive falling out of their prams. Peter is liked the pied piper ferrying the souls of young children to the neverland/afterlife. Barrie believed that all children were “gay and heartless” but he didn’t think that was a bad thing. Also, Hook and his crew are not old lost boys trying to kill Peter. Hook was once a British gentlemen (hinted at to be associated with Charles II and attended Elton) and he is afraid of growing old. His biggest fear is growing old and dying - that is why his nemesis is the embodiment of eternal youth. That is why the crocodile that chases him swallowed a clock and ticks. That is why when Peter finally decided “It’s Hook of me this time” the crocodile has stopped ticking and Peter started (he’s trying to trick them into thinking he’s the croc). At that moment - Peter is time and time has ran out for Hook. Also, it’s not so much that Peter is omnipotent. All kids basically are in the Neverland. Like, it states that the island looks different to every kid because it’s the land of their dreams and stuff. Also, the island legit freezes when Peter leaves and thaws when he comes back. He’s been there so long he’s not human anymore - but fey. (keep in mind being fey isn’t good, just chaotic neutral). Peter even secretes pixie dust now. The island is so fine tuned with him because he’s one of the only people that stay, that it caters to him. Most likely any child that stayed as long as he did would become omnipotent to an extent. As for Tinker Bell, the above stated is true. Fairies are so tiny they can only have one emotion at a time - “Tink wasn’t all bad” - and they also have really short lifespans so, like, Tinker Bell isn’t even that important to Peter Pan. He forgets all about her and Hook by the time Wendy is grown up.And the orgies thing is because in the legends fey are known for their revelries.  And it wasn’t so much that Peter was a dick, he just doesn’t know when to stop. He’s a child. He doesn’t know right from wrong. He doesn’t know when to stop playing -cutting Hooks hand off was a game to him. He also has the memory of a child, so odds are he just forgot to teach kids how to stop flying or how to imagine food, etc. He is just carefree, like all children. Everything is a game to him, because he never learned anything else. But like, no, Peter Pan is not a cautionary tale. Barrie loved his character and the story and brought up a lot of good things in it. He wrote Peter as an exaggeration of a cocky overconfident boy, but, like, Peter wasn’t afraid of death. It says “he felt scared, yet he felt only one shudder run through him when any other person would have felt scared up until death. With his blithe attitude towards death, he says, “To die will be an awfully big adventure”.“ and with that Barrie is showing us both a naivety and bravery we possess as children but lose as adults and is basically telling us that we shouldn’t let that go. Like, the point is growing up is inevitable but you don’t have to lose everything. And so yeah….I’m really passionate about Peter Pan. : now you kno! In the original Peter Pan book, he killed the Lost Boys when they got too old nowyoukno.com maybe-this-time: supernaturalshadowhunter: adventuretimetimeline: fuckier0: tempestuous-sovereignity: alittleworldofimagination: forgetpolitics: mariavontraphouse: philliciaglee: nowyoukno: See More Daily Facts Here! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH Sorry….kind of isn’t captain hook and his crew suppose to be a lost boys who escaped and that’s why he’s trying to kill peter pan …what the actual fuck I NEVER TRUSTED PETER PAN nah everything in Peter Pan was fucked up.  Tinkerbell and her fairy buddies were having an orgy when they found baby Peter. Tinks also extremely jealous, tricking one of the Lost Boys into shooting Wendy in the fucking chest. Peter’s also crazy omnipotent. Like, he “make believes” he’s a doctor, and heals Wendy. When he’s hungry, he pretends to eat imaginary food and his stomach actually gets fuller. He’s also a dick. He would teach children how to fly but never how to stop, so they’d fly for months on straight without rest or break, and they couldn’t sleep either or they’d stop flying. And when one of Wendy’s brothers actually fell asleep and plummeted into the ocean, Peter laughed his ass off. He only saved him when Wendy begged him too. okay but that’s the point of Peter Pan. It’s not supposed to glorify never growing up, it’s supposed to show kids why growing up is not only good, but necessary otherwise they’d end up as fucked up as Peter. He never matured, never learned right from wrong, he never listened to his parents because - according to Peter - he ran away as an infant.It’s a tale to teach children that listening to their parents and growing up is good. As far as Tinker Bell goes, if you actually read Peter Pan you would know that fairies only feel one emotion at a time and they feel that emotion very strongly so the orgy? lust. Trying to kill Wendy? Jealousy. She embodies the seven deadly sins and what happens if you let your emotions get the best of you. (And as far as the new fairies series of films making her nicer it’s because you only see the jealous side of her in Peter Pan and you see other sides of her in the series because those movies are about her).Rant over, you can go back to your regularly scheduled blogging now. So if Peter Pan shows up in your window. Stab him in the fucking chest kids. You have school tomorrow Reblogging because I believe this will be important to the Once Upon a Time fandom tomorrow. It’s more complicated than that. Peter is kind of a tragic hero. He chooses not to grow up, he knows he is incomplete. I mean, he cut off Hook's hand because he thought it was a game. He clearly doesn’t know right from wrong. He also only knows the unconditional love of a mother to a child, which is why he thinks everyone wants to be his mother. He also switches sides in a fight just for fun, kill pirates for fun, and “thins” out the Lost Boys when they can’t fit in the tree anymore. But, like, it wasn’t a cautionary tale to tell you to listen to your parents, it’s a story about death and youth. Why can’t Peter grow up? One of the popular theories is that it’s because he’s dead. J.M. Barrie’s older brother died when Barrie was little and he dressed up in his brother’s clothes to please his mom. His mom - who was always distant, whose love Barrie craved like Peter craves a mom - started crying and said something like “At least my baby will never grow up” and that idea stuck with Barrie forever. Then, as an adult, it’s believed he never slept with his wife because Barrie was just a kid. He was Peter Pan. He was too innocent for that. He befriended the Llewelyn-Davies boys and based Peter Pan off of them and their games. (Fun fact: The boy Peter Pan was named after, Peter Llewelyn-Davies, threw himself under a train). There was also a bunch of stuff about Barrie being in love with The Llewlyn-Davies boys’ mother, but that’s not important here. People think Peter’s dead because he literally cannot return home. He tried and the window was barred and his parents had replaced him with another baby. Why? Probably because they had lost Peter to the flu. Why does Peter come in through the window? Because of the joke “I once had a bird names Enza. I opened up the window and ‘influenza’.” Because lots of babies died back then form the flu. The Lost Boys are children who fell out of their prams. Odds are babies could not survive falling out of their prams. Peter is liked the pied piper ferrying the souls of young children to the neverland/afterlife. Barrie believed that all children were “gay and heartless” but he didn’t think that was a bad thing. Also, Hook and his crew are not old lost boys trying to kill Peter. Hook was once a British gentlemen (hinted at to be associated with Charles II and attended Elton) and he is afraid of growing old. His biggest fear is growing old and dying - that is why his nemesis is the embodiment of eternal youth. That is why the crocodile that chases him swallowed a clock and ticks. That is why when Peter finally decided “It’s Hook of me this time” the crocodile has stopped ticking and Peter started (he’s trying to trick them into thinking he’s the croc). At that moment - Peter is time and time has ran out for Hook. Also, it’s not so much that Peter is omnipotent. All kids basically are in the Neverland. Like, it states that the island looks different to every kid because it’s the land of their dreams and stuff. Also, the island legit freezes when Peter leaves and thaws when he comes back. He’s been there so long he’s not human anymore - but fey. (keep in mind being fey isn’t good, just chaotic neutral). Peter even secretes pixie dust now. The island is so fine tuned with him because he’s one of the only people that stay, that it caters to him. Most likely any child that stayed as long as he did would become omnipotent to an extent. As for Tinker Bell, the above stated is true. Fairies are so tiny they can only have one emotion at a time - “Tink wasn’t all bad” - and they also have really short lifespans so, like, Tinker Bell isn’t even that important to Peter Pan. He forgets all about her and Hook by the time Wendy is grown up.And the orgies thing is because in the legends fey are known for their revelries.  And it wasn’t so much that Peter was a dick, he just doesn’t know when to stop. He’s a child. He doesn’t know right from wrong. He doesn’t know when to stop playing -cutting Hooks hand off was a game to him. He also has the memory of a child, so odds are he just forgot to teach kids how to stop flying or how to imagine food, etc. He is just carefree, like all children. Everything is a game to him, because he never learned anything else. But like, no, Peter Pan is not a cautionary tale. Barrie loved his character and the story and brought up a lot of good things in it. He wrote Peter as an exaggeration of a cocky overconfident boy, but, like, Peter wasn’t afraid of death. It says “he felt scared, yet he felt only one shudder run through him when any other person would have felt scared up until death. With his blithe attitude towards death, he says, “To die will be an awfully big adventure”.“ and with that Barrie is showing us both a naivety and bravery we possess as children but lose as adults and is basically telling us that we shouldn’t let that go. Like, the point is growing up is inevitable but you don’t have to lose everything. And so yeah….I’m really passionate about Peter Pan.
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memehumor: Service industry veteran goes viral with harsh truths about what life before Obamacare was really like.: Hell Frasier @dubsteppenwolf 13h Replying to @dubsteppenwolf Really inhumane, grotesque stuff, but mostly coming from basically middle class voices. I want to talk to you about what it was like 2 203 492 Hell Frasier @dubsteppenwolf 13h for me and my little group of friends, who never had access to the old insurance Who had less than nothing, actually 137451 Hell Frasier dubsteppenwolf 13h The first time I got sick as an adult, my older brother shoplifted fish antibiotics from an aquarium store จ่า 12 236 608 Hell Frasier @dubsteppenwolf 13h If you do the math for a human weight, it works just the same, but it isn't a terribly pleasant experience 3 79415 Hell Frasier @dubsteppenwolf 13h I just want to pause right here and point out that we had basically normal lives We weren't homeless, we both had jobs 101479 Hell Frasier @dubsteppenwolf 13h Things were touch & go for a few years but nothing that millions of people across this country don't experience every day 73398 Hell Frasier @dubsteppenwolf 13h Once he was stabbed at his bouncer gig and he came home and we just closed it up with duct tape. He went back to work the next day. 3 123 450 Hell Frasier @dubsteppenwolf 13h I bartended and cut myself on a fruit knife, had pus coming out from under my thumbnail for a week. Oh well, right. Hell Frasier @dubsteppenwolf 13h Around that same time a friend of our lost like 10% of the flesh on his leg treating a brown recluse bite at home with witch hazel memehumor: Service industry veteran goes viral with harsh truths about what life before Obamacare was really like.

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waltersupermercado: c-bassmeow: waltersupermercado: c-bassmeow: prettyboyshyflizzy: ROWLAND HEIGHTS (CBSLA.com) — An altercation between a woman, man, and a girl selling candy outside a Rowland Heights Target has gone viral, racking up more than five million views and nearly 70,000 shares. “I showed it to friends and family, not intending it to go viral at all and I guess people just started sharing it and sharing it,” said Andy Lizarraga, who posted the cellphone video on her Facebook last week. She did so after walking out of the store and witnessing a woman she says was harassing a teenage girl for selling candy for $1. “She comes up to the little kid and is like, ‘Where is your license? Have you asked permission to be here?’ And then the kid is like, ‘No, I’m just selling candy. I’m trying to make some money,’ ” Lizarraga said.“She continued to yell at her and scream at her and tell her if she didn’t have a permit, that she was going to go to jail, that Sheriff’s were on their way,” said Jay Lopez, who walked up behind her. Lopez said that when he walked up the girl was in tears. “When I walked up, she was crying hysterically,” he said. He decided to stop the back-and-forth by offering to buy the entire lot of candy. He ultimately purchased $80 worth of candy and handed them out to fellow shoppers passing by. “Mind your own business. Take care of yourself and your family and everything will come together for you,” he said. With millions of hits, Lizarraga’s inbox has been flooded. She has heard from the woman’s daughter, asking her to take the video down, but she hasn’t heard from the little girl. It’s unclear what the girl was selling the candy for. Lopez said her older brother was also selling outside the store. She was sooo mad when he said he was gonna buy all of it lmaooo old white people swear they saving the world …. bless that man and that child  and fuck that old yeller  I need to get a license to slap that old bitch straight to hell and back. Let’s jump her I’ll jump her with these : Exit Salida waltersupermercado: c-bassmeow: waltersupermercado: c-bassmeow: prettyboyshyflizzy: ROWLAND HEIGHTS (CBSLA.com) — An altercation between a woman, man, and a girl selling candy outside a Rowland Heights Target has gone viral, racking up more than five million views and nearly 70,000 shares. “I showed it to friends and family, not intending it to go viral at all and I guess people just started sharing it and sharing it,” said Andy Lizarraga, who posted the cellphone video on her Facebook last week. She did so after walking out of the store and witnessing a woman she says was harassing a teenage girl for selling candy for $1. “She comes up to the little kid and is like, ‘Where is your license? Have you asked permission to be here?’ And then the kid is like, ‘No, I’m just selling candy. I’m trying to make some money,’ ” Lizarraga said.“She continued to yell at her and scream at her and tell her if she didn’t have a permit, that she was going to go to jail, that Sheriff’s were on their way,” said Jay Lopez, who walked up behind her. Lopez said that when he walked up the girl was in tears. “When I walked up, she was crying hysterically,” he said. He decided to stop the back-and-forth by offering to buy the entire lot of candy. He ultimately purchased $80 worth of candy and handed them out to fellow shoppers passing by. “Mind your own business. Take care of yourself and your family and everything will come together for you,” he said. With millions of hits, Lizarraga’s inbox has been flooded. She has heard from the woman’s daughter, asking her to take the video down, but she hasn’t heard from the little girl. It’s unclear what the girl was selling the candy for. Lopez said her older brother was also selling outside the store. She was sooo mad when he said he was gonna buy all of it lmaooo old white people swear they saving the world …. bless that man and that child  and fuck that old yeller  I need to get a license to slap that old bitch straight to hell and back. Let’s jump her I’ll jump her with these
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Ehhh, what?omg-humor.tumblr.com: pluginduck: heckacute: I went to high school with a kid who would only drink out of a baby bottle. He brought a large baby bottle to school every day. At first, we thought that he was using it to sneak alcohol or something, but he wasn't. He would bring it filled with chocolate milk and then fill it up with Coca-Cola and Sprite during lunch. He'd buy a can of each and mix them together. Like I said, it was a large bottle. I didn't know the kid that well and I didn't have any classes with him so I never really talked to him that much. I knew his name. His name was Kevin. Sometimes l'd see him at parties on the weekends. He still had his baby bottle. He would fill it with beer and rum. He dated my sister's friend, Emily, for a little while. I had known Emily for a long time. She had been a friend of my sister's since they were five or six. They were really good friends. She spent a lot of time at our house for sleepovers and stuff. Sometimes she would pee the bed, but I never made fun of her for it. I think most older brothers would have loved the opportunity to make fun of their sister's friend for peeing the bed and I think she really appreciated that I never mentioned it even though I definitely knew about it because after the sixth or seventh time, my parents started paying me to clean everything up instead of having to do it themselves. I asked Emily why Kevin only ever drank out of a baby bottle and she said that she didn't know. They had only been dating for a very short time at that point and she didn't want to bring it up and offend him or anything. I asked her to tell me if she ever found out. They broke up right after that and I kind of forgot about it because Kevin stopped going to school. I don't know if he transferred or dropped out, but I never saw him at lunch or any parties after that. I hadn't thought about him in a long time, but Emily happened to mention him while she was over at our house recently and Il immediately remembered the baby bottle thing. "Did you ever find out why he drank out of that bottle?" I asked. "On yeah, he told me why," Emily said. "He used it because he heard that babies that drink out of bottles for too long or drink sweet drinks out of them get really bad teeth problems. He wanted all of his teeth to go bad so that they would fall out and he would be able to fit a softball in his mouth. He said that he wanted to have the world record for being the first person to be able to put a whole softball in his mouth and he wouldn't be able to do that with all of those teeth in the way." What the fuck did I just read Ehhh, what?omg-humor.tumblr.com
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nearlyheadlessfinnick: HP Next Generation Au’s: Lily Luna Potter: Lily Luna P OJ T T E R THE YOUNGEST CHILD OF HARRY AND GINNY POTTER. SHE HAD TWO OLDER BROTHERS; JAMES SIRIUS AND ALBUS SEVERUS. SHE HAS NAMED IN HONOUR OF HER PATERNAL GRANDMOTHER LILY POTTER, AND HER PARENTS' GOOD FRIEND LUNA SCAMANDER. HEALER AS A CHILD OF MANY INTERESTS AND READY MIND, IT WAS EASY FOR LILY'S FAMILY TO SORT HER INTO RAVECLAW LONG BEFORE SHE STARTED HER EDUCATION AT HOGWARTS. THE SURPRISE WAS COLLECTIVE, THEREFORE, WHEN SHE WAS SORTED INTO HUFFLEPUFF. SHE DID NOT TAKE ON THE ATTENTION HER FAMILY RECEIVED FROM THE MEDIA, AND SHE GREW TO RESENT AND AVOID IT. THROUGH THE YEARS HER GENTLE DISPOSITION WAS INCREASINGLY DIFFICULT TO PERCEIVE FOR ANYONE OUTSIDE OF HER FAMILY AND FRIENDS CIRCLE. AT AGE SIXTEEN SHE LEARNS OF THE ABUSE HER DAD SUFFERED IN HIS CHILDHOOD AND IS DEEPLY UPSET THAT SOMETHING LIKE THAT COULD HAVE BEEN DONE TO HER STRONG, GENTLE, AND KIND FATHER WHO IS OFTEN MORE SELFLESS THAN HE OUGHT. SINCE HE NEVER TALKS ABOUT IT, SHE VOws NEVER TO LET HIM KNOW SHE KNOWS THAT WHICH HE TRIED TO KEEP AWAY FROM ALL HIS CHILDREN. SOON AFTER, SHE MAKES UP HER MIND TO BECOME A HEALER. HER DEEP KINDNESS AND COMPASSION ALWAYS SEEM TO MAKE HEALING MAGIC FLOW WITH ITS STRENGTH THAT'S WELL KNOW FOR AGGRESSIVENESS AND EFFECTIVENESS TOWARDS INJURIES CAUSED BY DARK MAGIC. nearlyheadlessfinnick: HP Next Generation Au’s: Lily Luna Potter

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