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Birthday, Children, and Crying: ERIDIEN darecrow: Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

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America, Belgium, and Cute: s Whar is this cHARACTER's GEvdeR? Go so 2 Does te cleal look No Not sure plecr of hain sricking our? Yes No Na Yes No Does ile chENo DDESIİ€ clawit.KR Does he Ahog look like rhis? Yes No amole Yes No No Yes No hat biqeyebows? Yes No Ye No Yes No es No Do lieves look like dis? Grandpa Rome Does le look anwoyed? No Yes No No Does ile ch Does sle we ruo sibbors? Yes No No e-Chig Yes No ong lwin? Ye No libsexpression? Dors rib CRACER Yes No Yes No Yes No s ilee a veil wspped Does this chuxens hain srick up like thonme? No Yes No Maybe... Does this chce shoms look kppy? Yes No Yes No Yes No donamoeba: Hetalia Character Chart from Himaruya’s blog. I found this translated version, it’s a shame the character descriptions are still in Japanese, so I’ve taken the liberty to translate them here. (if anyone knows the source please let me know and I’ll add a link)It’s an older entry so many characters are not introduced yet (no Australia! ;_;) EDIT: Check out the edited version HERE! (bigger image size) Grandpa Rome: A spirited old man.  He’s very strong!Italy: The protagonist.  It’s a bit of a coincidence that he got his ahoge. (Italy: Ve~ Germany~)Romano: Italy’s older brother. It’s hard to tell whether he’s confident or timid.Norway: He’s mysterious and can see fairies!Korea: If his ahoge has a face, then it’s Korea! Try tell him apart by the face.Austria: If he keeps saying “obaka obaka” (fools!), then he’s Austria! Remember there’s no “al” in Austria!Turkey: If he says “beranme~” (bloody fools!) and likes sweet food, that’s him!Greece: If there’s a cat nearby, that’s him!  He thinks a lot.Iceland: In his own special category. If his hair curls inwards strangely that’s him.Canada: If he looks gentle and is with a bear, it’s Canada!America: If he has a small cowlick where his hair parts, it’s America!Sweden: If he speaks Tohoku dialect, then it’s definitely Su-san.Estonia: He’s supposed to be the best looking guy of the whole manga… England: He’s blunt, and he uses magic and sees fairies. Overall a fantastical guy.Sealand: He believes he’s a recognized nation without doubt. A mischievous boy.Germania: An old pal of Grandpa Rome. Doesn’t speak much and is very intimidating.Germany: If Italy has him wrapped around his finger, and he’s diligent and buff, then it must be him.Prussia: If there’s a bird nearby, and he goes “kesesese”, it’s him!France: He’s a big brother overflowing with love! Usually good looking.Ukraine: If her boobs make SFXs and she goes “Russia-chan, Russia-chan”, then it’s Older Sister Ukraine.Seychelles:  She wears two pigtails with big red ribbons.Belarus: If she’s scary, that’s her.Egypt: Still many unexplained mysteriesHoly Roman Empire: You can tell it’s him by his sideburns!China: The only girl in the Allies…or not.Poland: If he always says “Arienshi-” (no way~) then it must be him. Actually his stomach is pretty weak too.Lithuania: If he’s played around by Russia or Poland then it’s him.Lichtenstein: If Switzerland is nearby then it’s definitely her.Belgium: if she has almond-shaped eyes and speaks Shiga dialect, then it’s her.Taiwan: If she wears a lot of flowers and her eye color is black, then it’s her.Hungary: If she’s holding a frying pan, it’s definitely her.Switzerland: If he holds a gun and lectures people, it’s most likely him.Denmark: He doesn’t wear any accessories (or “plain-looking”, but I fully disagree :P)!  If he speaks with an Ibaraki dialect, it’s him.Japan: Even if he doesn’t look it, he’s an old man!Finland: Even though he has a cute face, he’s very strong! Moi!Hong Kong: A pretty robust and strong-willed guy.Russia: If he’s holding a water pipe, that’s him.  Only the end of his hair curls slightly.Spain: The boss everyone loves who goes “fusososo”. (I should add that the question is more accurately “Does this character always look happy WITH NO REAL REASON?” XDD)Latvia: If some weird kid is always bothering him and sometimes he just ends up picking a fight with Russia, that’s him.
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Best Friend, Clothes, and Come Over: EVERYONE SHOULD READ THIS If I killed mysef tonight, the stars would still appear, the sun would still come out, the earth would still rotate, the seasons would still change...so why not? hi Fuck this post Fuck this post so much You want a Why not? How about the way your best friend's older sister will throw up by the side of the road because she's crying so hard How about the way your best friend will sob for weeks in her showers in her bedroom, in the bathroom at school How about the way your mother will cry every time she looks at herself in the mirror and pictures herself bringing you home How about the way your father's eyes will NEVER stop mirroring the image of your hanging body How about the way your boyfriend will sit in his room in silence, unable to eat or sleep, or even to fucking shower, because why would he want to continue without you How about the way the girl who called you a brother will start crying every time she sees your parents How about the way your family wll sit in your house after the funeral looking blankly at one another, because god knows they can't find a fucking thing to say that doesn't just float through the air where you should be walking How about the way your sister will wake up every morning and see your door and convince herself that you could still be there, just sleeping in your bed How about the way your ex girlfriend will come over and pull your clothes from the drawers and cry while she holds them desperately to her face to breathe in what's left of you Don't you dare tell me it won't change things There may be stars in the sky and wind in the air and sun in the clouds But without you we do not want them Don't you dare be selfish enough to believe you aren't important to us So fuck this post and fuck this romanticism of suicide and fuck you for leaving my sister to cry in her room when she thinks nobody can hear :(
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Birthday, Children, and Crying: ERIDIEN darecrow: Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

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Birthday, Children, and Crying: ERIDIEN nostalchik darecrow Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn't know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they're just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph's or Food 4 Less and while he's cooking those the white mom comes out and says okay kids here's some pizza! And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a "fun pizza and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she's a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don't care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten fun pizza and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn't and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her "fun pizza This is way too specific. Do you need to talk? But its good for you

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Life, Lol, and Movies: <p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/162059707614/naomielizabeth96-gods-little-punk" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://naomielizabeth96.tumblr.com/post/162046803765/gods-little-punk-chythehypeman" class="tumblr_blog">naomielizabeth96</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://gods-little-punk.tumblr.com/post/160555459873/chythehypeman-sarcasticjazz25" class="tumblr_blog">gods-little-punk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://chythehypeman.tumblr.com/post/146146768522/sarcasticjazz25-thatonceandfutureprat" class="tumblr_blog">chythehypeman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sarcasticjazz25.tumblr.com/post/146142975419/thatonceandfutureprat-onemerryjester" class="tumblr_blog">sarcasticjazz25</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatonceandfutureprat.tumblr.com/post/138409883450">thatonceandfutureprat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://onemerryjester.tumblr.com/post/113208001505">onemerryjester</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gooseweasel.tumblr.com/post/104544672422">gooseweasel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://animatedmoviesandfacts.tumblr.com/post/65979548183">animatedmoviesandfacts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The production team for <i>The Prince of Egypt</i> conferred with roughly 600 religious experts to make the film as accurate as possible.</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m pretty sure I heard somewhere that <i>The </i><i>Prince of Egypt</i> is actually the only Exodus-inspired movie to get approval from leaders of all three of the major religions that share the story- Judaism, Christianity, and Islam.</p> </blockquote> <p>Well damn</p> </blockquote> <p>From Wikipedia:</p> <p><i>“Because DreamWorks was concerned about theological accuracy, Jeffrey Katzenberg decided to call in <a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FBiblical_studies&amp;t=Nzc3Nzg2MDFjYzgyNWExMDEwN2MyZGE1Mzk4YWFkODgxMzI3MDI5NyxYc25UOGQ0Rg%3D%3D" title="Biblical studies">Biblical scholars</a>, <a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FChristian&amp;t=OWJhNWQ5MjYzNTRmY2QyZmM3OGE4MjcxOWIxMGFkYjk5YWEwNWY1MSxYc25UOGQ0Rg%3D%3D" title="Christian">Christian</a>, <a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FJewish&amp;t=NjcwMGJlYWJmNGZhMzdlNzM0MzIwNjEzMGZlNGRjYmY1NjM5N2JmNixYc25UOGQ0Rg%3D%3D" title="Jewish">Jewish</a> and <a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FMuslim&amp;t=ZDE1OWMwYjUzZjg3MTUzYTUwMTIyOGQyNTE3NGIzNjZkNGE5MTlhNixYc25UOGQ0Rg%3D%3D" title="Muslim">Muslim</a> <a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FTheology&amp;t=NDY1MDIyMWUxMzJjMjYxNmUxMjU0ODE0N2E3ZjZjZWFmOTQ0NTRkMixYc25UOGQ0Rg%3D%3D" title="Theology">theologians</a>, and <a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FArab_American&amp;t=N2MwOGQyYjUwMzIwMTdjNjlmYzZiOGYwYmUxZjRiNWE1MzI1NWU4MixYc25UOGQ0Rg%3D%3D" title="Arab American">Arab American</a> leaders to help his film be more accurate and faithful to the original <a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FThe_Exodus&amp;t=NWQ2NWQ4ODMxNDQxOGQ4ZWEwNDhmYTE3MTQ4YjMwYjQ4YjRjMTBmMCxYc25UOGQ0Rg%3D%3D" title="The Exodus">story</a>. After previewing the developing film, all these leaders noted that the studio executives listened and responded to their ideas, and praised the studio for reaching out for comment from outside sources.<sup><a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FThe_Prince_of_Egypt%23cite_note-Production3-6&amp;t=NmIwNGIzYTIwNWE0MWM5NDM5ZjcwODUxYWQ4OGY3NmZlNDJkMzU1ZCxYc25UOGQ0Rg%3D%3D">[6]”</a></sup></i><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Take notes Hollywood</p> </blockquote> <p>one of the greatest movies of all time &amp; one of my personal faves, act like you know!!!!</p> </blockquote> <p>Reason #243481947 why this is an incredible movie.</p> </blockquote> <p>Waaaaiiit<br/>I Used to always watch this as a kid and I thought I remembered there being a few inaccuracies , for example in the movie Pharaoh’s wife found Moses when in reality it was his daughter? Also I don’t remember the movie portraying the truth of how involved Moses’s birth mother was in his life. It shows that his older sister watched his basket run down the river, but once he’s found she just sings a little song then sneaks off, but I remember reading that she actually goes up to whoever finds him and tells them everything.<br/>It was years ago though so it’s not unlikely I’m remembering it all wrong. </p> <p>Also, kinda lolling at the production team for talking to all those different religious leaders when all they had to do was open up the Bible and read it for themselves.</p> </blockquote> <p>The problem with reading it for themselves, is that they did not have the education that historians, clergy, and language experts have in interpreting the verses. They probably wanted to be sure they didn’t make any mistakes that would have offended believers, or make the story look scientifically based instead of spiritually inspired. (Plus, just look at all those denominations that are “bible-based” yet interpret the Scripture differently from one another…not exactly an effective approach lol)<br/></p><p>As for those inaccuracies, the beginning of the movie starts with them saying they respected the source material while also taking artistic liberties to make it fit into a modern day story format (thus asking the audience to keep that in mind while watching) The changes they made were for adding tension and characterization into a story.</p><p>I actually used to have a story book based on this movie, and questions at the end discussed the similarities and differences between the book of Exodus and the movie, which I thought was pretty neat. <br/></p></blockquote> <p>I&rsquo;m just stopping to happily imagine Christians Jews and Muslims putting aside their differences to have a Prince of Egypt viewing party.</p>

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Beautiful, Love, and Parents: She Was Ashamed of Wearing A Swimsuit Due To The Stretch Marks On Her Thighs. But Never Knew Her Sister Would Say This The summer before I started middle school, I gained a lot of weight and had unsightly stretch marks on my thighs. I was ashamed. While my parents worked during the day, my older sister took me to the neighborhood pool. I braced myself when I walked out of the changing stall. My sister never said one word about my body. She only said, "I love your bathing suit!" I remember like it was yesterday. It meant everything that she managed to think of one nice thing when she could have said something cruel or nothing at all In the days that followed, other people were not so kind. But the pain was eased by remembering what my sister said. She'd said one nice thing, and her opinion mattered more than all the others. Although my sister was very smart, had long, beautiful hair, and good conversation skills, I realized that anyone could be that person-the person who thinks of one nice thing when no one else does. From that moment, I set a secret goal to be the person who thought of one nice thing - especially when I noticed someone looking uncomfortable, insecure, or left out. Those people were easy to spot. They always looked a little sad or a little angry. But saying one nice thing almost always brought a look of relief. Sometimes it started a conversation; other times it didn't, but I always loved seeing that tiny flash of relief on that pained face. <p>Girl Is Ashamed Of Wearing A Swimsuit Due To The Stretch Marks On Her Thighs. But Never Knew Her Sister Would Say This.</p>

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Black History Month, Family, and Life: WALRER SCAL İNTMENT WONDERFUENT UBLE STRENGT PRICE S0 CENT <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/157196580399/black-history-month-day-13-entrepreneur-and" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Black history month day 13: Entrepreneur and social activist Madame CJ Walker.</p> <p>Madame CJ Walker was born Sarah Breedlove in Louisiana in 1867. Her parents and siblings had been former slaves but she was the first in her family to be born free post-emancipation. She was orphaned at the age of 7, and when she was 10, Sarah moved to Mississippi to live with her older sister and brother-in-law, and work as a domestic servant. She married at 14, possibly to escape mistreatment from her brother-the-law. She had one child with her first husband Moses before he passed away. She remarried, but ended up leaving her husband to move to Denver Colorado. Finally in 1906, Sarah married Charles Joseph Walker, a newspaper advertising salesman she had known in Missouri. Through this marriage, she became known as Madam C. J. Walker. </p> <p>Sarah moved to St. Louis Missouri with her daughter and got work as a laundress, barely earning a dollar a day. Still, she was determined to make enough money to afford her daughter a formal education. During this time, Walker experienced hair and scalp problems that were common among black women of her era, including severe dandruff and baldness due to skin disorders and the application of harsh products such as lye that were included in soaps to cleanse hair. Other contributing factors included poor diet, illnesses, and infrequent bathing and hair washing. This was a time when many Americans lacked indoor plumbing, central heating, and electricity. Walker ended up becoming a commission sales agent for Annie Turnbo Malone, another black hair care entrepreneur, and ended up adapting her knowledge of hair to develop her own product line. Eventually she became the biggest rival of the company she once worked for.</p> <p>Walker began a business selling hair care products for African-American women. She worked with her husband as a business partner and her daughter as a sales associate. She adopted the name “madam” from the women pioneers of the French beauty industry, and trained many other black women on proper hair care and how to sell her products. She gave jobs to thousands of women and the majority of her salesforce and management was female run. She gained international popularity with women using her products in places like Haiti, Jamaica, and Cuba. </p> <p>Walker passed away at age 51 from kidney failure and complications with hypertension, and her daughter became president of the company. Walker was eulogized first self-made American millionaire, although her estate was only worth about $600,000. However that’s close to $8 million in today’s money. Walker gave generously to charity and spent much of her life teaching other black women how to budget their money and start their own businesses.</p></blockquote> <p>Friendly reminder that capitalism helps POC advance more than virtue signaling on Tumblr ever could.</p>

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God, Oh My God, and Selfie: everyonethatdraggedyouhere: jackadorian: My little sister took a picture of my older sister taking a picture of me taking a picture of my mom taking a selfie HAHA OH MY GOD

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