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Another One, Bad, and Bad Boys: Crayola e With Preferred by Teachers ar E CRAYONS 24 homestuckpatternreference: iamthesylveon: f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s: gryphynshadow: silencingthedrums: zeaky: sliceofbri: DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY THINK YOU WERE DONE WITH ME? I THINK NOT. THAT鈥橲 RIGHT IT鈥橲 THE SUGAR SCRUB CHICK BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL. YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR AGES TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS AND IT鈥橲 FUCKING LATE SO HERE YOU GO FUCKERS WE GON LEARN SOME SHIT SO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET SO WE ALL WANT LIPS RED AS THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN RIGHT AND WHO DOESN鈥橳 FUCKING LIKE ARTS AND CRAFTS AND I DON鈥橳 EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LIPSTICK FOR FUCKING COSPLAY SO BEHOLD THE HUMBLE CRAYON YOU LITTLE SHITS GET A CRAYON. AND NOT JUST ANY CRAYON A FUCKING CRAYOLA CRAYON DON鈥橳 EVEN TRY WITH THAT ROSEART SHIT BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OUT YOUR UVULA. IF YOU WANNA GET REALLY ARTSY WHIP OUT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS聽 AND BREAK UP SOME CRAYONS TO GET THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE GREEN FOR THAT BADASS COSPLAY YOU鈥橵E GOT PICKED OUT BUT MARK MY WORDS NO MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CRAYON鈥橲 WORTH OF BITS BETTER GO INTO THIS FUCKING BOWL. SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU NEED SOME OTHER FUCKING SHIT IN THERE SO GO GET SOME OIL. THE GOOD STUFF. I鈥橫 TALKING EVOO BITCHES THE VIRGINAL BLOOD OF THE MOST TENDER OLIVES IN ALL THE LAND. SQUEEZE SOME OF THAT HEAVENLY LUBRICANT INTO YOUR BOWL, ABOUT 1/2聽A TEASPOON, THAT鈥橪L DO PIG, THAT鈥橪L DO. NOW GO FIND SOME SHEA BUTTER OR COCONUT OIL AND GLOP ABOUT 1/2聽A TEASPOON OF THAT IN YOUR BOWL. NOW GO TO YOUR MAGICAL CABINET OF WONDERS AND FIND SOME NICE SMELLING SHIT. COULD BE VANILLA EXTRACT. COULD BE LAVENDER OIL. I DON鈥橳 KNOW BRO WHATEVER YOU THINK SMELLS LIKE THE SILKY UNDERBELLY OF A NEWBORN UNICORN(important note make sure you use a FOOD SAFE oil if it doesn鈥檛 say it鈥檚 food safe/food grade don鈥檛 use it!) GRASP THE BOTTLE FIRMLY, SCREAM LIKE A VICTORIOUS PTERODACTYL, AND DROP 1-4 DROPS OF THAT SWEET SMELLING LIQUID IN THERE. I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE IT IS THE HEATING VESSEL FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LIPSTICK THAT鈥橲 RIGHT LIKE A VIKING WARLORD YOU ARE GOING TO USE A DOUBLE BOILER. SO GET A SAUCEPAN AND HEAT SOME WATER, THEN PLOP THAT SWEET SMELLING BOWL OF OIL AND WAX ON TOP OF THAT STEAMY WATER LIKE THE COLLISION OF YOUR OTP IN A BAD FANFIC OH YEAH. STIR THAT SHIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS MELTY AND SMOOTH YOU DON鈥橳 WANT TO RUIN YOUR SPOONS SO I USE A DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICK FUCK YEAH RECYCLING NOW ONCE THAT SHIT IS SOFT LIKE THE SUPPLE SKIN OF YOUR HEAVENLY BOOTY, YOU NEED SOMETHING TO POUR IT INTO WELL DAMN GOOD THING YOU PICKED UP SOME CONTACT CASES LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE STORE OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME EMPTY CHAPSTICK TUBES OR JUST SOME SMALL TUPPERWARE I DON鈥橳 KNOW BUT GOSH YOU ARE SO RESOURCEFUL AND PRETTY YOU DESERVE NICE LIPSTICK LIKE THIS ALSO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND AND NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU I鈥橫 GLAD WE HAD THAT MOMENT TOGETHER NOW BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE METAL THAN SAFETY, TAKE A THICK HAND TOWEL OR AN OVEN MITT OR SOMETHING AND GRIP THAT BOWL OF COLORFUL GOOP AND POUR GENTLY INTO THAT RECEPTACLE YOU PROCURED. YOU WILL PROBABLY SPILL SOME BUT THAT鈥橲 OKAY YOU鈥橰E ONLY HUMAN. POP THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE YOU鈥橰E AN IMPATIENT MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WANT YOUR LIPSTICK NOW GODDAMMIT AND ONCE IT HARDENS SLATHER THAT CREAMY GOODNESS ON THICK, SLIDE ON SOME SUNGLASSES, AND HEAD INTO BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS DO NOT DO THIS. DO NOT DO THIS. DO NOT DO THIS. NO DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS, CRYON HAS A LOT OF FUCKING LEAD IN IT (four times more than lipstick) PLEASE JUST BUY ACTUAL LIPSTICK. There鈥檚 no lead in crayola crayons. Kids eat them. The ingredients in Crayola Crayons are: paraffin, wax, and pigment. They鈥檙e made with the understanding that some kids will eat the damn things, so the company that makes Crayons has been very very careful to use non-toxic materials, even going so far as to use a special edible glue on the paper labels. (cornstarch and water, fyi) You can eat Crayons, if you really wanted to, but frankly the flavor鈥檚 a little bland. They taste like wax. So, yeah. adding oils with a lower solidification temperature like Olive Oil or Grapeseed or Avocado, and mixing in some Shea or Coconut Butter would make a creamy crayon. Which you could use on your skin, if you wanted. Go wild, use that shit on more than just lips. Use it like theatrical makeup, paint your tits blue if you want. Or use it like paint on the walls, or paper, or canvas. It won鈥檛 dry the same way acrylic or watercolor paint will, and will remain 鈥榳orkable鈥 and pliable until the oil looses enough water to solidify, much like, oh, off the top of my head鈥 oil paint. Modern oil paints are very similar to the recipe above, though usually done with Linseed oil or other inert non-organic oils. Organic oils, as they dry, can discolor, making your carefully chosen color look off. Why are some really old painting slightly yellow? Partly the varnish has yellowed, partly airborne pollutants have stained the surface, and partly the oil in the original paint has shifted color. BTW, don鈥檛 eat Linseed oil, you鈥檒l get the runs something fierce and regret it a lot. And then you get to go to the doctor and explain why your runny poo is brightly colored. But the amount you鈥檇 ingest from lipstick made with crayons? Negligible. Now I really want to make a set of rainbow lipstick to match my rainbow collection of nail polish (which is way more toxic than crayon lipstick, too.) so what you鈥檙e saying is i could buy a fuckton of grey crayns and have grey body paint i think i know where that鈥檚 going i think we all know where that鈥檚 going
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Another One, Bad, and Bad Boys: Crayola e With Preferred by Teachers ar E CRAYONS 24 homestuckpatternreference: iamthesylveon: f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s: gryphynshadow: silencingthedrums: zeaky: sliceofbri: DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY THINK YOU WERE DONE WITH ME? I THINK NOT. THAT鈥橲 RIGHT IT鈥橲 THE SUGAR SCRUB CHICK BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL. YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR AGES TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS AND IT鈥橲 FUCKING LATE SO HERE YOU GO FUCKERS WE GON LEARN SOME SHIT SO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET SO WE ALL WANT LIPS RED AS THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN RIGHT AND WHO DOESN鈥橳 FUCKING LIKE ARTS AND CRAFTS AND I DON鈥橳 EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LIPSTICK FOR FUCKING COSPLAY SO BEHOLD THE HUMBLE CRAYON YOU LITTLE SHITS GET A CRAYON. AND NOT JUST ANY CRAYON A FUCKING CRAYOLA CRAYON DON鈥橳 EVEN TRY WITH THAT ROSEART SHIT BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OUT YOUR UVULA. IF YOU WANNA GET REALLY ARTSY WHIP OUT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS聽 AND BREAK UP SOME CRAYONS TO GET THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE GREEN FOR THAT BADASS COSPLAY YOU鈥橵E GOT PICKED OUT BUT MARK MY WORDS NO MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CRAYON鈥橲 WORTH OF BITS BETTER GO INTO THIS FUCKING BOWL. SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU NEED SOME OTHER FUCKING SHIT IN THERE SO GO GET SOME OIL. THE GOOD STUFF. I鈥橫 TALKING EVOO BITCHES THE VIRGINAL BLOOD OF THE MOST TENDER OLIVES IN ALL THE LAND. SQUEEZE SOME OF THAT HEAVENLY LUBRICANT INTO YOUR BOWL, ABOUT 1/2聽A TEASPOON, THAT鈥橪L DO PIG, THAT鈥橪L DO. NOW GO FIND SOME SHEA BUTTER OR COCONUT OIL AND GLOP ABOUT 1/2聽A TEASPOON OF THAT IN YOUR BOWL. NOW GO TO YOUR MAGICAL CABINET OF WONDERS AND FIND SOME NICE SMELLING SHIT. COULD BE VANILLA EXTRACT. COULD BE LAVENDER OIL. I DON鈥橳 KNOW BRO WHATEVER YOU THINK SMELLS LIKE THE SILKY UNDERBELLY OF A NEWBORN UNICORN(important note make sure you use a FOOD SAFE oil if it doesn鈥檛 say it鈥檚 food safe/food grade don鈥檛 use it!) GRASP THE BOTTLE FIRMLY, SCREAM LIKE A VICTORIOUS PTERODACTYL, AND DROP 1-4 DROPS OF THAT SWEET SMELLING LIQUID IN THERE. I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE IT IS THE HEATING VESSEL FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LIPSTICK THAT鈥橲 RIGHT LIKE A VIKING WARLORD YOU ARE GOING TO USE A DOUBLE BOILER. SO GET A SAUCEPAN AND HEAT SOME WATER, THEN PLOP THAT SWEET SMELLING BOWL OF OIL AND WAX ON TOP OF THAT STEAMY WATER LIKE THE COLLISION OF YOUR OTP IN A BAD FANFIC OH YEAH. STIR THAT SHIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS MELTY AND SMOOTH YOU DON鈥橳 WANT TO RUIN YOUR SPOONS SO I USE A DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICK FUCK YEAH RECYCLING NOW ONCE THAT SHIT IS SOFT LIKE THE SUPPLE SKIN OF YOUR HEAVENLY BOOTY, YOU NEED SOMETHING TO POUR IT INTO WELL DAMN GOOD THING YOU PICKED UP SOME CONTACT CASES LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE STORE OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME EMPTY CHAPSTICK TUBES OR JUST SOME SMALL TUPPERWARE I DON鈥橳 KNOW BUT GOSH YOU ARE SO RESOURCEFUL AND PRETTY YOU DESERVE NICE LIPSTICK LIKE THIS ALSO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND AND NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU I鈥橫 GLAD WE HAD THAT MOMENT TOGETHER NOW BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE METAL THAN SAFETY, TAKE A THICK HAND TOWEL OR AN OVEN MITT OR SOMETHING AND GRIP THAT BOWL OF COLORFUL GOOP AND POUR GENTLY INTO THAT RECEPTACLE YOU PROCURED. YOU WILL PROBABLY SPILL SOME BUT THAT鈥橲 OKAY YOU鈥橰E ONLY HUMAN. POP THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE YOU鈥橰E AN IMPATIENT MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WANT YOUR LIPSTICK NOW GODDAMMIT AND ONCE IT HARDENS SLATHER THAT CREAMY GOODNESS ON THICK, SLIDE ON SOME SUNGLASSES, AND HEAD INTO BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS DO NOT DO THIS. DO NOT DO THIS. DO NOT DO THIS. NO DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS, CRYON HAS A LOT OF FUCKING LEAD IN IT (four times more than lipstick) PLEASE JUST BUY ACTUAL LIPSTICK. There鈥檚 no lead in crayola crayons. Kids eat them. The ingredients in Crayola Crayons are: paraffin, wax, and pigment. They鈥檙e made with the understanding that some kids will eat the damn things, so the company that makes Crayons has been very very careful to use non-toxic materials, even going so far as to use a special edible glue on the paper labels. (cornstarch and water, fyi) You can eat Crayons, if you really wanted to, but frankly the flavor鈥檚 a little bland. They taste like wax. So, yeah. adding oils with a lower solidification temperature like Olive Oil or Grapeseed or Avocado, and mixing in some Shea or Coconut Butter would make a creamy crayon. Which you could use on your skin, if you wanted. Go wild, use that shit on more than just lips. Use it like theatrical makeup, paint your tits blue if you want. Or use it like paint on the walls, or paper, or canvas. It won鈥檛 dry the same way acrylic or watercolor paint will, and will remain 鈥榳orkable鈥 and pliable until the oil looses enough water to solidify, much like, oh, off the top of my head鈥 oil paint. Modern oil paints are very similar to the recipe above, though usually done with Linseed oil or other inert non-organic oils. Organic oils, as they dry, can discolor, making your carefully chosen color look off. Why are some really old painting slightly yellow? Partly the varnish has yellowed, partly airborne pollutants have stained the surface, and partly the oil in the original paint has shifted color. BTW, don鈥檛 eat Linseed oil, you鈥檒l get the runs something fierce and regret it a lot. And then you get to go to the doctor and explain why your runny poo is brightly colored. But the amount you鈥檇 ingest from lipstick made with crayons? Negligible. Now I really want to make a set of rainbow lipstick to match my rainbow collection of nail polish (which is way more toxic than crayon lipstick, too.) so what you鈥檙e saying is i could buy a fuckton of grey crayns and have grey body paint i think i know where that鈥檚 going i think we all know where that鈥檚 going
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Bless Up, Bruh, and Doctor: me: *sees a 150lb dog* me: awww da little puppyyy @DrSmashlove I'm at an age now where if the homies wanna go out to eat and the restaurant ain't got a southwest chicken salad imma strongly consider not going. Like I'm just being honest. It's a small menu addition. Give me some lettuce grilled chicken corn and tortilla skrips and I'm good money. That's a restaurant I like. U know what restaurants I don't like? Ones that don't have a southwest chicken salad 馃槀. Like cmon! This shit easy bruh! "But smash that's unreasonable what if it's a sushi spot." Well now hol up for a second hol up. When I hit Blue Ribbon Sushi in Miami Beach they got the fried chicken on deck. I was hesitant to mix sushi and fried chicken but low key? Shit was fire. And other sushi joints be doing the sashimi tacos. If y'all gon do soul food and Mexican fusion food then FUCK AROUND AND MAKE ME A SOUTHWEST CHICKEN SALAD DAMMIT 馃槃. Because sometimes I have those days where I didn't work out and I meet the homies for food and I didn't earn a big fatty cheat meal but I still want something satisfying and reasonably healthy. I want that southwest. Mother. Fucking. Chicken. Salad 馃. U restaurants been put on notice. If u become one of them restaurants that's part of the 90% that fail in the first year of they existence don't DM me like "smash what did I do wrong I served delicious authentic coastal Greek food focusing on fresh wild-caught fish prepared in light olive oil and we had a great first week but then...?" My first question gon be whether u had a southwest chicken salad? THOUGHT NOT. ALL THE DOCTOR CAN DO IS GIVE YALL THE MEDICINE YALL GOTTA TAKE IT THO BLESS UP 馃槏馃槀馃槀馃槀
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Gordon Ramsay, John Legend, and Savage: John Legend sings Gordon Ramsay insults <p><a href="http://satanicfluttershy.tumblr.com/post/163611278226/karnythia-kyssthis16-ourqueenfelinefatale" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">satanicfluttershy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://karnythia.tumblr.com/post/159418866682/kyssthis16-ourqueenfelinefatale" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">karnythia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kyssthis16.tumblr.com/post/159418079751/ourqueenfelinefatale-geekscoutcookies" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">kyssthis16</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ourqueenfelinefatale.tumblr.com/post/159318021566/geekscoutcookies-fetchyourexcellence" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">ourqueenfelinefatale</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://geekscoutcookies.tumblr.com/post/159316495917/fetchyourexcellence-energyh7" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">geekscoutcookies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://fetchyourexcellence.tumblr.com/post/159305518491/energyh7-onlyblackgirl-i-never-knew-how-much" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">fetchyourexcellence</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://energyh7.tumblr.com/post/159302249981/onlyblackgirl-i-never-knew-how-much-i-needed" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">energyh7</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://onlyblackgirl.tumblr.com/post/159279300154/i-never-knew-how-much-i-needed-this" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">onlyblackgirl</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I never knew how much I needed this</p></blockquote> <p>Lmfao</p> </blockquote> <p>鈥淵ou put so much ginger in this it鈥檚 a Weasley鈥 馃拃</p> </blockquote> <p>Yall</p> </blockquote> <p>Like Gordon is savage yall. Comes straight for the jugular. Roasts people as well as he roasts chicken.聽</p> </blockquote> <p>The olive oil one took me all the way out. Like鈥 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀</p> </blockquote> <p>Can anyone explain how you burn ice cream? I have so many questions</p> </blockquote> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mgyTratF0TOrdoWQrGIcXuQ" target="_blank">@almostsimply</a> </blockquote> <p>Where鈥檚 the lamb <b>SAAAAAUCE?</b></p>
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Ali, Facebook, and Fresh: DID YOU KNOW? BLACK SEED OIL USE THE BLACK SEED, BECAUSE IT CONTAINS A CURE FOR EVERY TYPE OF AILMENT EXCEPT DEATH' PROPHET MUHAMMAD PBUH IG/FB HOLISTIC ALI OF THE 630 SCIENTIFIC PEER-REVIEWED ARTICLES THAT HAVE BEEN PUBLISHED ABOUT BLACK SEED OIL BENEFITS, ONE FACT IS CLEAR: THERE ARE FEW ISSUES THAT IT CANNOT HELP THE BODY OVERCOME. WITH VIRTUALLY NO SIDE EFFECTS. OF THE MANY WAYS THAT BLACK SEED OIL BENEFITS THE BODY, CANCER, DIABETES, OBESITY, HAIR LOSS, SKIN THE 6 THAT STICK OUT IN THE SCIENTIFIC LITERATURE ITS ABILITY TO HELP PREVENT Follow 鉃★笍 @holisticali 鉃★笍Improving memory- take a teaspoon of black seed oil with a glass of pure orange juice every morning for a period of 10 days 鉃★笍Backache and muscular pains- mildly heat a little black seed oil and then massage into the affected area alternatively powder equal quantities of asparagus seeds, black cumin, fenugreek and caraway. Take 录 teaspoon of powder every morning with a glass of water. 鉃★笍Sleeping disorder- mix a teaspoon of black seed with some honey and water and drink before retiring to bed 鉃★笍Asthma and bronchial and respiratory problems- mix a teaspoon of black seed oil in coffee, and take twice a day. Also rub the chest with black seed every night and inhale the vapour of black seed in hot water 鉃★笍Hair loss- massage lemon juice into the hair and leave for 15-20 minutes, wash out thoroughly with shampoo, then apply black seed oil into the scalp and continue for a period of 20 days 鉃★笍Flu and nasal congestion- insert four drops of black seed into each nostrils to relieve from nasal congestion and head cold distress 鉃★笍Toothache and gum- cook some black seeds in vinegar then add black seed oil. Rinse the mouth with this combination to ease toothache and help gums (apply oil on the affected tooth for quick relief) 鉃★笍Healthy complexion- mix black seed oil with an equal amount of olive oil, massage into the face and leave for an hour, then wash out with soap and water 鉃★笍Diabetes- grind together equal amounts of black seed and watercress (or mustard seed as an alternative) with half its amount of pomegranate peal and fumitory. Take 陆 a teaspoon of the mixture together with a teaspoon of black seed oil daily before breakfast, continue treatment for a period a month 鉃★笍Increase in flow of breast milk- mix together 250 grams of black seed with 250grams of pure honey, stir and take one tablespoon with black seed oil twice a day 鉃★笍Vomiting- take half a teaspoon of fresh ginger juice mixed with equal amount of black seed oil, twice a day http:-www.prophetic-medicine.com- HolisticAli BlackSeed Ramadan Ramadan2017 IG 馃憠馃徑 @realrawtruth FACEBOOK-YOUTUBE-SNAPCHAT 馃憠馃徑 @holisticali SUBSCRIBE TO NEW YOUTUBE LINK IN BIO

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