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Being
Part
Part
From
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The
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Being Used
Being Used
Serving
Serving
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                            Gamora putting on her lipstick has become an omnipresent 'Avengers' meme
                        
                    

                    
                

            
        
    
        
            
                

                    

                        
                        
                        
                    

                    
                    

                        
                            Monday Memes: After Netflix, 'Omnipresent' Radhika Apte takes over the internet and how!
                        
                    

                    
                

            
        
    
    






    

    
    
    

        

            








        

    

    
    

        

            









    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        [Src]: You avoided it at all costs. You showered three times a day.
 You washed your hands and face after every meal
 You stayed inside, away from the beating sun
 and omnipresent moisture
 You wormed away from every occasion
 that involved a greasy meal. You couldn't stand it.
 One day, you woke up in a bed that was oozing
 You were relieved when you realized you didn't soil yourself.
 You were horrified when you realized you were soaking
 in a bed of your own sweat. You scrambled for the shower.
 You ignored the split splat noises your feet made as you rushedc
 You turned the faucet,
 and let the refreshing water wash over you.
 It wasn't enough. The grease was still in every pore and every
 fold of your body. You grab the soap and start scrubbing.
 And scrubbing. And scrubbing. It's surprisingly easy
 Skin gives way to fat, which gives way to bone.
 All the lard and cholesterol melts, slips between your fingers,
 and disappears down the drain in a soapy slurry
 But it isn't enough. You don't stop, even as the shower floor
 gains a fresh coat of gunk.
 It's on you. It's on you and it's staining you and it' s in you and
 it is you and it won't come off. You start scraping, scraping,
 trying to get it off. You reach deep inside. First, it's like trying
 to peel bark off of a tree. Then, it feels like grating a block of wax.
 Finally, it starts melting under the torrent of shower water.
 Curdles of osseous matter drift down into the floor and into the
 flood. Every last bit of you disappears into the drain
 Finally, you're clean
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                    [Src]: You avoided it at all costs. You showered three times a day.
 You washed your hands and face after every meal
 You stayed inside, away from the beating sun
 and omnipresent moisture
 You wormed away from every occasion
 that involved a greasy meal. You couldn't stand it.
 One day, you woke up in a bed that was oozing
 You were relieved when you realized you didn't soil yourself.
 You were horrified when you realized you were soaking
 in a bed of your own sweat. You scrambled for the shower.
 You ignored the split splat noises your feet made as you rushedc
 You turned the faucet,
 and let the refreshing water wash over you.
 It wasn't enough. The grease was still in every pore and every
 fold of your body. You grab the soap and start scrubbing.
 And scrubbing. And scrubbing. It's surprisingly easy
 Skin gives way to fat, which gives way to bone.
 All the lard and cholesterol melts, slips between your fingers,
 and disappears down the drain in a soapy slurry
 But it isn't enough. You don't stop, even as the shower floor
 gains a fresh coat of gunk.
 It's on you. It's on you and it's staining you and it' s in you and
 it is you and it won't come off. You start scraping, scraping,
 trying to get it off. You reach deep inside. First, it's like trying
 to peel bark off of a tree. Then, it feels like grating a block of wax.
 Finally, it starts melting under the torrent of shower water.
 Curdles of osseous matter drift down into the floor and into the
 flood. Every last bit of you disappears into the drain
 Finally, you're clean
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        To the guy who said Superman can beat the Phoenix: Its time you see what OP really looks like.: You mey know her as lean or Phoenix in the triogy. She possess beth
 telepathy and telekinesis which are the powers of both Prof. X and
 Magneto combined (but more powerfull. She's been able to
 shi gravity
 lift and devastate as entire house
 and obinerate a number of people, cars and buldngs until she
 died from Wolverine's blades
 HOWEVER, these teats are massively weak compared to the ones
 in the comics. Remember that scene in X Men: Apocalypse
 where lean had nightmares?
 It looks lice the dream was about the wrath of Apocalypse
 but, you'd realze that these short clps are probably a tiny gimpse of
 what she is capable of doing
 You see, the Phoenis is an immortal and indestructible cosmic entity
 that seeksa worthy host to possess
 eaGrey became its fate since she alone is an Omega el
 mutant -the second highet anking by powe t means she is
 capable of worldwide destruction.
 The Phoenik is the neaus of all pionit enengy that eists in al
 realnies of the Marvel Omniverse. Jean Grey resembles its strong
 psionic force
 When bonded to the Phoents force, her powers strengthen drasticaly
 which puts her into the list of those beyond Omega level
 She essentially becomes a goddess at this point Her ablities include
 metter menipulation, realty warping energy absobtion immortality,
 Ife-lorce control, resumection, telepathic omniscience and more
 Since the Phoenix is omniversal and exists beyond time, she can be
 omnipresent. Her god-level telekinesis makes her virtualy omnipotent
 The Phoenis can create black holes, manipulate every psany and
 cu-oft large portions of the universe
 She's been known for deleacing Galactus, Thanos and Apocalypse.
 Her powers almost reach the level of The Lving Tribunal.
 She's aho the mother of
 CABLE
 ean Grey is basicaly the super saiyan god version of Dr. Manhattan
 with the force of thousands of Saitama's serious punches.
 All is revealed
To the guy who said Superman can beat the Phoenix: Its time you see what OP really looks like.
        

            
            

                
                
                    To the guy who said Superman can beat the Phoenix: Its time you see what OP really looks like.: You mey know her as lean or Phoenix in the triogy. She possess beth
 telepathy and telekinesis which are the powers of both Prof. X and
 Magneto combined (but more powerfull. She's been able to
 shi gravity
 lift and devastate as entire house
 and obinerate a number of people, cars and buldngs until she
 died from Wolverine's blades
 HOWEVER, these teats are massively weak compared to the ones
 in the comics. Remember that scene in X Men: Apocalypse
 where lean had nightmares?
 It looks lice the dream was about the wrath of Apocalypse
 but, you'd realze that these short clps are probably a tiny gimpse of
 what she is capable of doing
 You see, the Phoenis is an immortal and indestructible cosmic entity
 that seeksa worthy host to possess
 eaGrey became its fate since she alone is an Omega el
 mutant -the second highet anking by powe t means she is
 capable of worldwide destruction.
 The Phoenik is the neaus of all pionit enengy that eists in al
 realnies of the Marvel Omniverse. Jean Grey resembles its strong
 psionic force
 When bonded to the Phoents force, her powers strengthen drasticaly
 which puts her into the list of those beyond Omega level
 She essentially becomes a goddess at this point Her ablities include
 metter menipulation, realty warping energy absobtion immortality,
 Ife-lorce control, resumection, telepathic omniscience and more
 Since the Phoenix is omniversal and exists beyond time, she can be
 omnipresent. Her god-level telekinesis makes her virtualy omnipotent
 The Phoenis can create black holes, manipulate every psany and
 cu-oft large portions of the universe
 She's been known for deleacing Galactus, Thanos and Apocalypse.
 Her powers almost reach the level of The Lving Tribunal.
 She's aho the mother of
 CABLE
 ean Grey is basicaly the super saiyan god version of Dr. Manhattan
 with the force of thousands of Saitama's serious punches.
 All is revealed
To the guy who said Superman can beat the Phoenix: Its time you see what OP really looks like.
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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