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Lazy, Phone, and Fish: connor @connorhannigan4 Laying next to my charger watching my phone die Fred The Fish @FredTheFish8 How lazy are you? On a scale of 1 to lazy?

On a scale of 1 to lazy?

Memes, Silver, and Cold: hamberder l'ham.ber.derl noun like a hamburger, but served cold and presented on a silver platter by an idiot.

Stars, Looking, and Just: i wanna sit on a rooftop with someone at 3am just looking at the stars

Phone, Never, and Table: hate when people say aw you're never off your phone yeh cause l'm not paying £40 a month to look at it laying on a table

Apparently, Beer, and Dude: Emily Holmes January 2 at 11:26 AM Liberal Friends, listen to this right now: Democratic Nominees are not clay pigeons I repeat. DEMOCRATIC NOMINEES ARE NOT CLAY PIGEONS But, Emily, whatever do you mean? What is this metaphor? It goes like this One by one, over the next couple of months, Democratic nominees are going to launch their official bids for President. They are going to launch themselves, one by one, into the sky, right into our line of vision Our job is not to shoot them. Our job is NOT, the second we see them cross the sky, to reach out for the gun being handed to us by conservatives (because duh, conservatives and guns) and take aim, and blast them, one by one out of the air, for not being absolutely perfect. Not likeable enough. BOOM Not an inspiring enough speaker. BOOM Said that awkward thing that one time. BOOM I wouldn't want to have a beer with them. BOOM Too old. BOOM. Too female. BOOM. Too white. BOOM Not a fucking flawless progressive superhero. BOOM Because what happens next? We shoot the candidates down. We degrade them. We belittle them. We smear them. Then we hand the gun to the media. They do the same. They hand the gun to the conservatives. They do the same. Then the bots start reloading. BOOM. BOOM. BOOM And then at the end of primary season, we have to pick up the shattered remains of whoever got the most votes and attempt to glue them back together into a candidate who can win the general election. And we will lose. Because we learned fucking NOTHING from 2016, apparently Trump didn't win because every conservative loves him. Most of them hate his fucking guts. But they held their noses and voted for him because he was the only way to push their agenda forward. And holy shit, have they pushed it. Despite his complete ineptitude, his bumbling, his gross incompetence, his blatant corruption, they have shoved through some really damaging policies that are hurting real people every single day, and they will continue to do so for as long as we let them So, here we are. You're not jazzed about Liz Warren? Awesome. Beto not your boy? Swell. Sick of Biden memes? Good for you, friend. Keep it to yourself. Why? Because EVERY SINGLE DEMOCRAT WHO RUNS IS INFINITELY BETTER FOR THE FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY THAN THE FLAMING RACIST POPULIST TRASH CURRENTLY STEERING THIS COUNTRY DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN. I'm not sure if you noticed, but we already elected a guy based on a cult of personality rather than on whether he was qualified in any way to do the iob, and we're going to be putting out the flames for DECADES But what do we do instead, you ask? Watch debates. Compare platforms Be informed. Choose your favorite BASED ON REAL FACTUAL POLICIES AND EXPERIENCE, NOT ON YOUR DELICATE FEELINGS AND WHETHER YOU FEEL SUFFICIENTLY ENTERTAINED OR INEXPLICABLY HAPPY AT THE VERY SIGHT OF THEIR GLOWING FACE. Then get involved. Register people. Drive to the polls. Hold signs on street corners. Write postcards Knock on doors. Don't tell us why the other candidates suck, tell us why yours is THE BEST. Fight FOR them. Remember how we used to fight FOR things, rather than against them? I know Trump makes it hard to remember, but I promise, that's a thing we used to know how to do Then we all, collectively, wholeheartedly, throw our weight and energy and voice behind whoever gets the nomination. If we do that, we win. Period It's not a question of who can beat Trump, don't you get it? A sentient fucking houseplant with a liberal platform could beat Trump, if we do this right. It's a question of whether WE can beat him, or would we rather tear ourselves apart? Look around you, folks. The stock market is in free-fall. Our international reputation is in tatters. Our foreign policy is for sale to dictators. Our free press is under daily attack. Our Supreme Court is one conservative white dude away from full-on Gilead, and we can't keep asking an 84-year-old woman recovering from broken ribs and a third bout of cancer to hang on for six more years because we can't get our heads out of our own asses. I mean, she'll do it, obviously, because RBG is a BOSS, but she shouldn't have to. I repeat. This is not a test of our candidates. There are lots of good, solid options. It's a test of US. Of OUR ability to unite. Of OUR strength. Of OUR ability to put aside selfish arbitrary purity tests and scales of "likeability" and to just FUCKING GET IT DONE. We don't need the perfect candidate to rescue us. We need to realize that we can rescue ourselves So, how about it, Resistance? They want us to forget that we have the numbers, the motivation, and the power. They want us to implode. Let's explode instead, and leave nothing but a charred ruin of this nightmare administration in our wake. BOOM 1.4K Comments 6.7K Shares onceuponamirror: helenofhere: snarksandkisses: Also good to keep THIS SHIT in mind: This is the most important post on this platform since early 2016. WE ARE NOT FUCKING IT UP TWICE. DO NOT LET PROPAGANDA AND MANIPULATION DIVIDE US AGAINST GETTING THIS MONSTER OUT. thanks

Fucking, Head, and Life: "You know what's fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever I want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it."

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: awesomacious: Me and my lil bro built a snowman on a trail to brighten everyone’s day

awesomacious: Me and my lil bro built a snowman on a trail to brighten everyone’s day

Af, Shit, and Link: When people suggest going out after 8pm on a weekday TOO OLD FOR THIş SHIT JOMO is our 2019 vibe. Link in bio for this cozy af sweatshirt or betches.co-tooold

Too Much, Chocolate, and How To: "Burn your tongue on a cup of tea. Eat too much chocolate. Cry for a few hours, or cry for a few days. It's okay to make mistakes and it's okay to not be okay; you will always learn how to heal." ー(via fragmented)

Being Alone, Texting, and Time: Hey dumbass, stop texting my girlfriend. Do you want some problems? What if i do? Ok, take note: If a train is traveling at 72 km/h on a road of 360 km, how much time will it take to arrive? Damn you, man. l'1l leave her alone, just calm down That's better, asshole meirl

Meme, Memes, and Reddit: T tried to motke a meme stealing memes making memes drawing memes printing out memes and draw comments/upvotes to make it look like a reddit post 山Share- 6.9k COMMENTS▽ BES awesomacious: My little brother and I share a Reddit account(he’s only 11) and he tried to make this, based on a reddit post. I think he did a good job.

awesomacious: My little brother and I share a Reddit account(he’s only 11) and he tried to make this, based on a reddit post. I think he di...

Bad, Memes, and Decisions: Me looking back on what I did on a night out. I have made a series of very bad decisions, Guilty.

Guilty.

Bitch, Tumblr, and Blog: malausia HARRIS KLEBOLD charlestonchurchwonderwork: erics-bitch: alice-dahmer: neganskitten: if you have this on your blog you are automatically put on a government watchlist ???? i have no words for this it’s time to up my spot on the list

Sick, Government, and Ar 15: Jesse Kellyo @JesseKellyDC Why do l need an AR-15? Because some day the government may tell me I'm not allowed to put my sick son on a plane and fly him to ltaly for treatment. And believe me when I tell you WILL be putting him on that plane. #AlfieEvans Jules Suzdaltsev @jules su "I need an AR-15 in case l need to hijack a plane to fly my son to a country with socialized healthcare", is currently my favorite take on gun ownership Why do I need an AR-15?

Why do I need an AR-15?

Dad, Football, and The Game: I IFTTT Image not found Dad recreating the game on a small football pitch for his blind son.

Dad recreating the game on a small football pitch for his blind son.

Meme, Memes, and Reddit: T tried to motke a meme stealing memes making memes drawing memes printing out memes and draw comments/upvotes to make it look like a reddit post 山Share- 6.9k COMMENTS▽ BES My little brother and I share a Reddit account(he’s only 11) and he tried to make this, based on a reddit post. I think he did a good job.

My little brother and I share a Reddit account(he’s only 11) and he tried to make this, based on a reddit post. I think he did a good job.

Advice, Memes, and Chat: lauren @laurenkeann Never ask your lad mates for advice on a outfit 16:30 Tom Wray ME 1I TOM Aren't they the same dress just ones been ironed? ME FUCK off Send a Chat Follow @kalesaladuk for UK memes!!!

Definitely, Memes, and Shopping: Lil J @josiegrace13 So my sister and I were wedding dress shopping today and she tried on a dress that was originally $1,500 but was supposed to be on sale for $999, but whoever marked it forgot one of the 9's so my sister got her dress for $99 Also, someone is getting fired today. Somebody is definitely getting fired for this one 😭

Somebody is definitely getting fired for this one 😭

Blackpeopletwitter, Juice, and Pussy: Zachary Fox @zackfox Maybe But pussy tastes so good Bro if they put pussy on a brioche bun I wouldn't eat anything else Put some pussy juice on a dick I'd suck it I'm exposing you for this Delivered Expose him. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Definitely, Shopping, and Tumblr: Lil J @josiegrace13 So my sister and I were wedding dress shopping today and she tried on a dress that was originally $1,500 but was supposed to be on sale for $999, but whoever marked it forgot one of the 9's so my sister got her dress for $99 Also, someone is getting fired today. caucasianscriptures: Someone definitely got fired

caucasianscriptures: Someone definitely got fired

Definitely, Shopping, and Dress: Lil J @josiegrace13 So my sister and I were wedding dress shopping today and she tried on a dress that was originally $1,500 but was supposed to be on sale for $999, but whoever marked it forgot one of the 9's so my sister got her dress for $99 Also, someone is getting fired today. Someone definitely got fired

Someone definitely got fired

Tree, Wings, and Never: "A bird sitting on a tree is never afraid of the branch breaking because her trust is not in the branch, but in her own wings."

Crush, Memes, and Work: 4 years ago, I asked my crush on a date. Today I asked her to marry me!! She said "No" in both times and this is a random pic made with mematic Top 30 Funniest Memes To Finish Your Work Today

Top 30 Funniest Memes To Finish Your Work Today

Tree, Wings, and Never: "A bird sitting on a tree is never afraid of the branch breaking because her trust is not in the branch, but in her own wings."

Animals, Clothes, and Fucking: Joe @JoeeCambo My dad's mate overslept his alarm and had to get on a flight within an hour so he shoved all the clothes on his bed into his suitcase, but when he got to the airport he found out he'd packed his fucking cat AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH I'm not even lying부부부른 Follow my other account @x__social_butterfly_x if you love animals!!

Life, 2am, and Let's: LET'S SIT ON A ROOFTOP AT 2AM AND TALK ABOUT LIFE.

Help, Back, and Epic: EPIC. Step on a crack Help alcoholics get their life's back on the track Step on a crack

Step on a crack

Saw, Flowers, and Old: 130-yr-old crocodile 'Gangaram' dies, 500 villagers attend funeral Over 500 villagers attended the last rites of a crocodile named Gangaram' who died aged around 130 years in Chhattisgarh's Bemetara district. Thee three-metre-long reptile was carried on a tractor decorated with flowers. "He would eat rice and dal. If he saw anyone swimming near him, he used to go to the other side of the pond," a villager said. swipe left for more at Hindustan Times/Yesterday Villagers plan to build a memorial for Gangaram Tap to read more RIP Mr croco..Real OG

RIP Mr croco..Real OG

Family, Life, and True: Review of Holmes& Watson Holmes & Watson (2018) 2/10 From the heart of a true fan 26 December 2018 When I was a rookie state trooper at the age of 24, I had to knock on a door at 2am and awaken a mother and father, just to tell them that their son, also 24, had been killed in an automobile accident. Naturally, they were distraught. I stayed in their home and answered their many questions and attempted to comfort them as best I could until family members arrived. At the mere age of 24, I was not ready for that moment and I have spent the following 23 years secure in the notion that those 90 minutes would be the most agonizing and uncomfortable 90 minutes of my life. HOLMES&WATSON I was wrong. That night in 1995 will forever finish a distant second to the time I watched Holmes & Watson. kari-izumi: imaginarycircus: This isn’t a mic drop. This is the birth of a black hole. This wasn’t a murder I witnessed, but a mass execution

kari-izumi: imaginarycircus: This isn’t a mic drop. This is the birth of a black hole. This wasn’t a murder I witnessed, but a mass execu...

Bones, College, and Shit: cda555 11m Reminds me of a story I had forgotten. I had just graduated college. I occasionally skated to class. My Lero board was damn near perfect. It had all top tier parts, including Bones Swiss bearings. I never did tricks so there wasn't a scuff on it. A few days after graduation I pulled into my apartment parking spot, next to two boys (about 10 or 11). They both had skateboards, but one had a really shitty board with plastic truCks. The other Kid's board was a decent blank from Active. Well, the kid with the better board was being a dick saying stuff like "Gross, your board is a piece of shit" and "you can't even do stuff on it." I used to be that poor kid, with shitty plastic trucks. It hurt my heart to hear the taunting. So, I opened my trunk, grabbed my board, and as I walked by said "here you go." I've never seen such joy on a person's face He screamed "ARE YOU SERIOUS!" And held it straight out, staring at it. I confirmed it's his and he full blown hugged it. He was zooming around the parking lot with a grin. The other kid says to me "hey, do you have another board?" Me: nope. Sucks when your board is shittier than someone else's, doesn't it? Reply 3 BillNye-Kun . Now Freaking wholesome, world needs more people like you 1 Lets aspire to be this man via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2slpmwR

Bones, College, and Shit: cda555 11m Reminds me of a story I had forgotten. I had just graduated college. I occasionally skated to class. My Lero board was damn near perfect. It had all top tier parts, including Bones Swiss bearings. I never did tricks so there wasn't a scuff on it. A few days after graduation I pulled into my apartment parking spot, next to two boys (about 10 or 11). They both had skateboards, but one had a really shitty board with plastic truCks. The other Kid's board was a decent blank from Active. Well, the kid with the better board was being a dick saying stuff like "Gross, your board is a piece of shit" and "you can't even do stuff on it." I used to be that poor kid, with shitty plastic trucks. It hurt my heart to hear the taunting. So, I opened my trunk, grabbed my board, and as I walked by said "here you go." I've never seen such joy on a person's face He screamed "ARE YOU SERIOUS!" And held it straight out, staring at it. I confirmed it's his and he full blown hugged it. He was zooming around the parking lot with a grin. The other kid says to me "hey, do you have another board?" Me: nope. Sucks when your board is shittier than someone else's, doesn't it? Reply 3 BillNye-Kun . Now Freaking wholesome, world needs more people like you 1 Lets aspire to be this man

Blackpeopletwitter, Free, and Lincoln: Nigga you still on a plantation? Lincoln ain't tell you? JoELpAtR.cK調@Joelpatrick1776 Heritage not hate. EAGAN We been free man!!! Get out!!! (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Chicago, Dad, and Friends: Eileen Webb @webmeadow Here's a true story about my dad. whenl was little, we were on a beach in Oregon and he found a message in a bottle. The note contained an address, with a plea in a young boy's handwriting to senda postcard and let him know how far the bottle had traveled 6:11 PM- Jan 9, 2019 Twitter Web Client 3.8K Retweets 2.8KLikes Eileen Webb @webmeadow 20h Replying to @webmeadow It had very clearly been thrown in the ocean from the nearby crab docks. It probably traveled a whopping 1/2 mile before washing up in the sand. He decided to wait until we got back to California to send the postcard, so it would seem like the bottle floated all the way south. 3 t 39 O 1.1K Eileen Webb @webmeadow 20h The postcard ended by saying "I threw the bottle back in the ocean for someone else to find!" Then he shared the address with his brother, who sent a similar postcard from Seattle a few weeks later. His postcard ended the same way L 26 O 1.1K Eileen Webb @webmeadow 20h They did this for DECADES, sending postcards to this kid from all the places they traveled, always saying they were throwing the bottle back in the water. Mexico, Alaska, Boston, Florida, London! "I found it in the Thames!" 2 th 36 1.4K Eileen Webb @webmeadow 20h Sometimes he'd recruit friends, so that the handwriting didn't always match. He sent that kid postcards from Chicago, from Paris, from landlocked towns in Wisconsin and Oklahoma. He kept the address in his wallet, though it didn't really matter because he'd memorized it long ago 2 th 26 1.4K Eileen Webb @webmeadow 20h Somewhere out there a grown man from Tacoma has hundreds of postcards in my dad's scratchy handwriting. If there was a way he could do a good deed *while also being slightly mischievous*, he was all in. That's the kind of guy he was 112 O 6.3K I threw it back into the ocean

I threw it back into the ocean

Chicago, Dad, and Friends: Eileen Webb @webmeadow Here's a true story about my dad. whenl was little, we were on a beach in Oregon and he found a message in a bottle. The note contained an address, with a plea in a young boy's handwriting to senda postcard and let him know how far the bottle had traveled 6:11 PM- Jan 9, 2019 Twitter Web Client 3.8K Retweets 2.8KLikes Eileen Webb @webmeadow 20h Replying to @webmeadow It had very clearly been thrown in the ocean from the nearby crab docks. It probably traveled a whopping 1/2 mile before washing up in the sand. He decided to wait until we got back to California to send the postcard, so it would seem like the bottle floated all the way south. 3 t 39 O 1.1K Eileen Webb @webmeadow 20h The postcard ended by saying "I threw the bottle back in the ocean for someone else to find!" Then he shared the address with his brother, who sent a similar postcard from Seattle a few weeks later. His postcard ended the same way L 26 O 1.1K Eileen Webb @webmeadow 20h They did this for DECADES, sending postcards to this kid from all the places they traveled, always saying they were throwing the bottle back in the water. Mexico, Alaska, Boston, Florida, London! "I found it in the Thames!" 2 th 36 1.4K Eileen Webb @webmeadow 20h Sometimes he'd recruit friends, so that the handwriting didn't always match. He sent that kid postcards from Chicago, from Paris, from landlocked towns in Wisconsin and Oklahoma. He kept the address in his wallet, though it didn't really matter because he'd memorized it long ago 2 th 26 1.4K Eileen Webb @webmeadow 20h Somewhere out there a grown man from Tacoma has hundreds of postcards in my dad's scratchy handwriting. If there was a way he could do a good deed *while also being slightly mischievous*, he was all in. That's the kind of guy he was 112 O 6.3K I threw it back into the ocean via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2FnD4Hi

I threw it back into the ocean via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2FnD4Hi

Fresh, Fucking, and Shower: Flanny. @LiamFlannigan1 Fucking class having a shower at your girlfriends. Using stuff like a charcoal facial scrub and a pomegranate & mango shower milk, I've came out the shower smelling like a fresh fruit market on a hot summers day, feeling like a brand new woman. 13/10 would recommend Fresh fruit market

Gym, Memes, and Shit: Gym partner code: "'m on my way" - just woke up "l'm parking" leaving the house "l'm in the locker room" looking for parking "Some shit came up" going on a date "] can't move" minor soreness "Gym in the morning?" not showing up "My knee is hurting" - skip deads & squats "Can you pick me up?"- prepare to sit IG: @thegainz (C around for 45 min Tbt

Cute, Future, and Memes: little sister draws pepes because "they look cute" Guy posted this on a discord server, guess we got future reddit people. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2FkCElW

Guy posted this on a discord server, guess we got future reddit people. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2FkCElW

Memes, Time, and Travel: FIRST TIME ON A PLANE WHERE DID YOU GO? Where did you go? ⬇️⬇️ . KraksTV Travel Tourism

Where did you go? ⬇️⬇️ . KraksTV Travel Tourism

Heroes, The Real, and Who: People who tolerate me on a daily basis.. . they're the real heroes.

Memes, Scream, and Tinder: drea @msandreataylor two years ago i went on a tinder date with a guy who asked me if i wanted to hear him "scream"... wonder what he's up to now Imao 🗣THE DEEPER U GO THE DARKER IT GETS via @msandreataylor

Beard, Games, and Been: FIRST PLAYER WITH 14 STRAIGHT 30+ PT GAMES SINCE T-MAC IN 2003 TD WATE DUSE B R The Beard has been on a tear lately 👏

The Beard has been on a tear lately 👏

Future, Memes, and Hip Hop: Hip Hop OP @HipHop HIP Future is dropping a new song titled, "Jumpin' on a Jet" at midnight Y'all staying up to listen to the first drop off future new album?

Y'all staying up to listen to the first drop off future new album?

Meme, Sheriff, and You: When you see an iFunny watermark on a meme Downvote Meme sheriff

Meme sheriff

Drinking, Good for You, and Coffee: If calling your mom, putting on a face mask, or drinking iced coffee doesn't fix it, just move the fuck on. He’s no good for you, sis ( @vodkalana )

Bitch, Friday, and Funny: YOU MATCHED WITH BROOKLINN ON 10/26/18 That's weird you really look updog in that second picture Friday 20:33 Huh Updog, you got that updog look on your face Today 02:25 Wtf You got the "I get no pussy & let my dog lick peanut butter off my balls" look on your face bitch. Today 19:50 Not much how bout you Never give up on a punchline

Dating, Funny, and Memes: My roommate went on a bumble date and was nervous so decided to pound shots in her car once she got to the place they were meeting and the guy was parked next to her and watched her chug vodka for 5 minutes. Dating is rough. lesarcasm. only (via twitter-s_kerekes)

(via twitter-s_kerekes)

Bad, New Year's, and Happy: Nina Mohan @NinaLMohan if you feel like your 2019 is off to a bad start, just remember this: you can't possibly be doing worse than the kid I passed yesterday on a hiking trail who wedged himself into a tree and got stuck happy new year! if your new year hasn’t started off great then follow 👉 @ninamohan and turn it around 🥳

if your new year hasn’t started off great then follow 👉 @ninamohan and turn it around 🥳

Memes, ScHoolboy Q, and Schoolboy: ScHoolboy Q has confirmed his upcoming album is on the way and he's been working on it for 2 years groovyq 3m Imagine me workin on a album for two years and not putting it out top of tHa (LEE LEE)? Y'all ready for some new schoolboyq ⁉️

Y'all ready for some new schoolboyq ⁉️

Friday, Friends, and Future: Future's Dropping Another Single This Friday Titled Jumpin on a Jeto Looks like future is on album mode! Another song to be dropping this Friday‼️ Do you think there’ll be some bangers on this album ❓🤔 ➡️DM Your Friends ➡️Follow @bars

Looks like future is on album mode! Another song to be dropping this Friday‼️ Do you think there’ll be some bangers on this album ❓🤔 ➡️DM Yo...

Coachella, Empire, and Memes: @rap TRAVIS SCOTT SUED FOR ALLEGEDLY STEALING S200K FROM RHYTHM, WINE, & BREWS EXPERIENCE FEST Travis Scott is being sued by a Coachella Valley-based music festival after bailing on a performance.⁣ -⁣ Travis agreed to perform at the 2019 Rhythm, Wine, & Brews Experience and was given $215k as a deposit, he would’ve took home $400k for a 75 minute set.⁣ -⁣ According to reports, Travis Scott cancelled the performance without giving a reason which caused the festival to be cancelled.⁣ -⁣ Empire Music Ventures is now suing the rapper for breach of contract and fraud. The company also claimed that the $215k deposit was never returned.⁣ -⁣ RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm⁣ 📸 @brandondull

Travis Scott is being sued by a Coachella Valley-based music festival after bailing on a performance.⁣ -⁣ Travis agreed to perform at the 20...

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