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rebakitt3n: gaygothur: whatdidyoucallme: mazrimtaim: gaygothur: I’m having one of the best tinder convos I’ve ever had He’s not even a little suspicious? You know… There’s a such thing as people being healthy… And taking care of themselves.. and avoiding harmful habits… Yeah, that’s what this is about : VZW Wi-Fi 2:30 PM Cody YOU MATCHED WITH CODY ON 5/20/18 What is your blood type? Why lo Just curious O negative. Cool!! Thanks!! Do you think alcohol? Think? Drink I mean lol GIF Type a message Send VZW Wi-Fi 2:30 PM 96% Cody Not really That's fuckin great Do you smoke cigarettes? Nope Hell yeah, you're on a roll Why lol How tall are you? Just curious haha 6 '5 GIF Type a message Send VZW Wi-Fi 2:31 PM 96% Cody 6 '5 Awesome Do you have any blood born diseases? Nope Cool!! Ok this question is gonna be kinda weird Have you ever had one of your kidneys removed? Nope GIF Type a message Send VZW Wi-Fi 2:31 PM 96% ( Cody Ok this question is gonna be kinda weird Have you ever had one of your kidneys removed? Nope Do you take any drugs that could potentially damage your liver? Never Damn dude, you're cool as fuck. We should hang out sometime Sent GIF Type a message Send rebakitt3n: gaygothur: whatdidyoucallme: mazrimtaim: gaygothur: I’m having one of the best tinder convos I’ve ever had He’s not even a little suspicious? You know… There’s a such thing as people being healthy… And taking care of themselves.. and avoiding harmful habits… Yeah, that’s what this is about
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(Update) It’s that time of year: Autumn Today 11 38 AM Sorry, I'm not really looking for a relationship, but I saw your name and really wanted to use this pickup line. You can call me Winter because I wont come until Autumn is finished. Alright, you can unmatch me now. LOL thanks for that The pleasure is all mine... well, I guess that pickup line says the opposite, but you get the general idea As long as it at least made you're day little better too, it was worth it Do you mind if l post it on Facebook? I'll crop your name & pic It was rly that impressive Yeah, that's fine. Word My Tinder game definitely peaked there. It was by far the best pickup line AND autumn joke I've ever heard My friend commented "ironic bc Washington just completely skipped autumn this year" Imfao I said "yeah story of my fuckin life" I'll make it up next and we can skip me until you ee come twice. Damn look at you You're on a roll What can I say, you bring out the colors in me Autumn Oh my god I'd rather you bring them out in me Well, there's a chance Autumn might come early for next year. I think that's all I got. I've heard the anticipation is the best part though Anymore and I wouldn't want you to fall for me. Hey now get too cocky here, I just like pickup lines I had to switch to "fall" for that one. Feel like an idiot That was too clever even for me It's alright, I'll leaf quietly I'm in disbeleaf Damn I can't think of anything else I'm trying Well, this went better than I thought it would actually. I thought you would have autumnatically unmatched me. АННН LMAO Don't trees me like that Whew, what a re-leaf There's no season for you to be acting this way Yeah, I'm burnt out. "autumnatically That was a pretty damn good one This has probably been greatest match I've ever gotten. I gotta say, I agree Mind if I post this on the internet for internet points? Do it, I did If I could send you screenshots of people's reactions I totally would (Update) It’s that time of year
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I was bready for this: 0,A 24% 5:15 Bread Saturday 938 PM I'm ready to get this bread U sure about that?? Oh yeah, I'm always ready for bread Do you like bread? I fucking love bread Do you like getting choked? Saturday 1116 PM Excuse me? Oh c'mon, you know the 'Let's get this bread' meme but not the "Do you like bread" meme? What a disappointment ....I'm unaware of that meme Follow up question: Will you come over tomorrow? Ahhhhh l've been enlightened If you're gonna be bread you've gotta go all the way, dig deep, and become the bread you were meant to be Saturday 11:43 PM You're right I was so unprepared It's all rye-te. You'll do breader next time Damn I need to step my bread game up If you don't improve soon people like me are going to show you up and you'll be toast Today 12:52 AM FRANK you're killing me Sorry, I'm just on a roll Bread? I really can't think of anything damn I made this account for fun now I feel inadequate Wow, usually it's the other people on tinder making me feel inadequate, this is s nice change of pace. There's no need to feel sourdough, cheer up! You're a fuckin baller frank I'm glad I could help Thanks, now I don't feel so pita-ful anymore I've been hitting you with these bread puns naan-stop I hope it hasn't been bothering you too much I fuckin love it how are you so damn clever Are you googling bread puns Nope, just coming up with them off of the top of my bread Marry me I don't think I'm bready for that kind of commitment yet... I appreciate the offer dough My heart is broken frank You're just moving a little too fast for me is all. If we just slow down and take our time I promise it'll be worth the wheat Today 1:58 AM I loaf you There you go, now you're getting it. Donut give up you're doing great Well, it's time for me to bake a nap, I can hit you with more bread puns after my yeast rises out of bed in the morning You bread my mind!! Today 4:49 PM Btw do you mind if I post this conversation to Breaddit and get some karma? Today 5:15 PM Dude go for it GIF Type a I was bready for this
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germanbrothers:14 October 1806: During the War of the Fourth Coalition, the Battle of Jena-Aurstedt between France and Prussia ends in a French victory, subjugating the Kingdom of Prussia to the French Empire. So today ended the Battle of Jena-Aurstedt, aka “that day Prussia doesn’t like to talk about” because it fucking lost hardcore and it resulted in being France’s bitch for six years. To set things up, the War of the Fourth Coalition was in full swing, trying its hardest to bring down goddamn Napoleon. This time around it was Saxony, Prussia, Russia, Sweden, UK, putting aside their differences and historical hatred of each other for once in the common belief that France needed to just fuck off. You’d think Napoleon would get the message or something smh Napoleon, meanwhile, was laughing at the haters on his blog, publishing rude anon messages with gif responses, because that’s how much of a fuck he gave. Prussian forces, fearing the rise to French power (like the past 3 failed Coalition wars hadn’t tipped them off before), joined the fourth coalition against France, and Napoleon saw his chance to finally tap dat ass. In brightest day, in blackest night, Imma tap dat ass tonight -French Proverb, 1806  So the main loss on the Battle of Jena-Auerstedt led with the Prussian army, which was very ‘top-heavy’. Several higher officers held the same position and rank within a unit, which led to a lot of confusion and a month-long delay in the battle order, which led to a high state of French readiness when it actually happened. So first was the Battle of Jena, and it sucked. France v. Prussia Saxony, and Napoleon won. Like. super-won. 20,000 casualties on the Prussian/Saxon side and the army was forced to withdraw, their flanks broken and confused. So Napoleon was like ‘fuckin’ sweet’ and he saw his inbox flooded with anon hate, and he knew that he was on a roll. So he pushed on to Auerstedt. The Battle of Auerstedt would have been better and was going better until the Prussian army saw the loss of two of their commanders. With the loss of that upper-management there was confusion and chaos, and allowed Napoleon another swift victory. Auerstedt saw 13,000 casualties for the Prussians. So what about Napoleon? Well he at first didn’t even believe he had won. He told his commanders to go back and like, figure that shit out because no fucking way. But when it was obvious that he had won, his ego rose to the heavens and he proclaimed himself the hero of Jena - even though that title definitely belonged to someone else. To this day it is considered Napoleon’s single greatest triumph in his career. Because of that battle, French forces occupied Prussia for six years until the War of the Sixth Coalition, Prussia lost half of its territory, and most of its ego. : ON THIS DAY IN PRUSSIAN HISTORY germanbrothers:14 October 1806: During the War of the Fourth Coalition, the Battle of Jena-Aurstedt between France and Prussia ends in a French victory, subjugating the Kingdom of Prussia to the French Empire. So today ended the Battle of Jena-Aurstedt, aka “that day Prussia doesn’t like to talk about” because it fucking lost hardcore and it resulted in being France’s bitch for six years. To set things up, the War of the Fourth Coalition was in full swing, trying its hardest to bring down goddamn Napoleon. This time around it was Saxony, Prussia, Russia, Sweden, UK, putting aside their differences and historical hatred of each other for once in the common belief that France needed to just fuck off. You’d think Napoleon would get the message or something smh Napoleon, meanwhile, was laughing at the haters on his blog, publishing rude anon messages with gif responses, because that’s how much of a fuck he gave. Prussian forces, fearing the rise to French power (like the past 3 failed Coalition wars hadn’t tipped them off before), joined the fourth coalition against France, and Napoleon saw his chance to finally tap dat ass. In brightest day, in blackest night, Imma tap dat ass tonight -French Proverb, 1806  So the main loss on the Battle of Jena-Auerstedt led with the Prussian army, which was very ‘top-heavy’. Several higher officers held the same position and rank within a unit, which led to a lot of confusion and a month-long delay in the battle order, which led to a high state of French readiness when it actually happened. So first was the Battle of Jena, and it sucked. France v. Prussia Saxony, and Napoleon won. Like. super-won. 20,000 casualties on the Prussian/Saxon side and the army was forced to withdraw, their flanks broken and confused. So Napoleon was like ‘fuckin’ sweet’ and he saw his inbox flooded with anon hate, and he knew that he was on a roll. So he pushed on to Auerstedt. The Battle of Auerstedt would have been better and was going better until the Prussian army saw the loss of two of their commanders. With the loss of that upper-management there was confusion and chaos, and allowed Napoleon another swift victory. Auerstedt saw 13,000 casualties for the Prussians. So what about Napoleon? Well he at first didn’t even believe he had won. He told his commanders to go back and like, figure that shit out because no fucking way. But when it was obvious that he had won, his ego rose to the heavens and he proclaimed himself the hero of Jena - even though that title definitely belonged to someone else. To this day it is considered Napoleon’s single greatest triumph in his career. Because of that battle, French forces occupied Prussia for six years until the War of the Sixth Coalition, Prussia lost half of its territory, and most of its ego.
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When you have bored and SUPER PUNNY friends... 😂😂: e feeling joyful with Jasmine How and Andre Benedict Yeo Internship at Addpetizer be lke, #50platesof sushi. That's how we roll, We're o-fish-ally on a roe. aThingsarealwaysontherice Like Comment Share O You, Ng Chew wee and 3 others Andre Ong We were on roll Like Reply O2 Benedict Yeo Sashimi makes miso happy Unike Reply O2 11 hn Jasmine How U don say, saimon told me they soya chugging that matcha tea with your sashimi Unike Reply O2-11 Jasmine How hey wasabi guys? Dont have such hot tempuras and ignore me) ali said was you had too matcha tea! Union Reply O2 11 hrs Edited one at a time, it's not Andre Ong jas you're avo'control there can shrimple to come up with so moch puns Andre Ong We were on a roll. Like Reply O2.1hr Benedict Yeo Sashimi makes miso happy Unlike Reply O2 Jasmine How U-don say, salmon told me they soya chugging that matcha tea with your sashimi! Unlike Reply O2 56 mins Jasmine How hey wasabi guys? Don't have such hot tempuras and ignore me: all said was you had too matcha tea! Unlike Reply O2 47 mins Edited Andre Ong jas you're avo'control, there can onigri one at a time, it's not shrimple to come up with so mochi puns Like Reply 01.39 mins Benedict Yeo Wagyu expecting? Don-burius in your fintastic puns. Like Reply 35 mins Jasmine How Yes yes I'm always at fault ebi-time you guys are soba-ed to me Like Reply. 34 mins Benedict Yeo Well, we can't always bento-over backwards when you ai-tate Like Reply 31 mins Benedict Yeo Okay let's just tako bout it Like Reply 30 mins Jasmine How It's not so shrimple to tuna into your fish-quencies Like Reply 20 mins Andre Ong yeah, we cod take the oppo-tuna-ty to talk about it, not make Like Reply 29 mlns Jasmine How Tm just weird, su-shi said. Like Reply 27 mins Andre Onghm, we're getting less sofishticated and more on autotuna now Like Reply 22 mins Benedict Yeo And here I thought we were having the tama our lives. Let katsu the chase. Hamachi cost to settle this? Like Reply 11 mins Jasmine How Desu natto the way to end this. Gyudon geddit Like Reply 9 mins Jasmine How Shouyu think you can ramen like this? Like Reply Jasmine How Guess I'm don with this too Like Reply When you have bored and SUPER PUNNY friends... 😂😂

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Yeah.. Ya Know?.. Critics Man Critics Never Got Nothin Nice To Say man You know the one thing I notice about critics man? Is.. critics never ask me how my day went Well imma tell em Yesterday my dog died, I hog tied a ho, tied her in a bow Said next time you blow up try to spit a flow You wanna criticize dog try a little mo I'm so tired of this I could blow, fire in the hole I'm fired up so fire up the lighter and the dro Better hold on a little tighter here I go Flows tighter, hot headed as ghostrider Cold hearted as spiderman throwin a spider in the snow So ya better get lower than Flo-Rida inside of a lowrider with no tires in the hole Why am I like this? why is winter cold Why is it when I talk I'm so biased to the hoes Listen dog Christmas is off this is as soft as it gets This isnt golf this is a blisterin' assault Those are your wounds this is the salt So get lost Shit dissin me is just like pissin off the wizard of oz Wrap a lizard in gauze beat you in the jaws with it Grab the scissors and saws and Cut out your livers gizzards and balls Throw you in the middle of the ocean in the blizzard with jaws So sip piss like sizzurp through a straw Then discribe how it tasted like dessert to us all Got the gall to make chris piss in his draws Ticklin him go to his grave, skip him and visit his dog You on fire Thats how ya know your on a roll Cause when you hot its like your burnin up everyone elses cold Your on fire Man I'm so fuckin sick I got ambulances pullin me over and shit Your on fire Ya need to stop drop and roll cause when you say the shit to get the whole hip hop shop the blow Your on fire.. your on fire I just wrote a bullshit hook in between two long ass verses if you mistook the for a song, look This aint a song its a warnin to brooke, hogan and david cook That the crook just took over so book Run as fast as you can, stop writin and kill it Im lightning in a skillet your a fuckin flash in a pan I pop up you bitches scatter like hot grease splashin a fan Mr mathers is the man Yeah I'm pissed but I would rather take this energy and stash it in a can Come back and whip your ass with it again.: She'll never see it coming 95 Yeah.. Ya Know?.. Critics Man Critics Never Got Nothin Nice To Say man You know the one thing I notice about critics man? Is.. critics never ask me how my day went Well imma tell em Yesterday my dog died, I hog tied a ho, tied her in a bow Said next time you blow up try to spit a flow You wanna criticize dog try a little mo I'm so tired of this I could blow, fire in the hole I'm fired up so fire up the lighter and the dro Better hold on a little tighter here I go Flows tighter, hot headed as ghostrider Cold hearted as spiderman throwin a spider in the snow So ya better get lower than Flo-Rida inside of a lowrider with no tires in the hole Why am I like this? why is winter cold Why is it when I talk I'm so biased to the hoes Listen dog Christmas is off this is as soft as it gets This isnt golf this is a blisterin' assault Those are your wounds this is the salt So get lost Shit dissin me is just like pissin off the wizard of oz Wrap a lizard in gauze beat you in the jaws with it Grab the scissors and saws and Cut out your livers gizzards and balls Throw you in the middle of the ocean in the blizzard with jaws So sip piss like sizzurp through a straw Then discribe how it tasted like dessert to us all Got the gall to make chris piss in his draws Ticklin him go to his grave, skip him and visit his dog You on fire Thats how ya know your on a roll Cause when you hot its like your burnin up everyone elses cold Your on fire Man I'm so fuckin sick I got ambulances pullin me over and shit Your on fire Ya need to stop drop and roll cause when you say the shit to get the whole hip hop shop the blow Your on fire.. your on fire I just wrote a bullshit hook in between two long ass verses if you mistook the for a song, look This aint a song its a warnin to brooke, hogan and david cook That the crook just took over so book Run as fast as you can, stop writin and kill it Im lightning in a skillet your a fuckin flash in a pan I pop up you bitches scatter like hot grease splashin a fan Mr mathers is the man Yeah I'm pissed but I would rather take this energy and stash it in a can Come back and whip your ass with it again.
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Wow haters 😣😂😂: Got denied from Harvard March 2015 HARVARD 01 LKGK l omce or Ademissions and Financial Aid Molly McGaan 330 W. Webster Ave. Chicago, Il 60614 Dear Ms. McGwan: Thank you for your interest in Harvard College. After careful consideration ofyour application,lam sorry to infommyou that we are unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in the College's history, and we are unable to offer admision to every student, regardless oftheir proficiency in "dank memes". or their level of swagg moneyyy" Although your GPA and ACT scores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised some eyebrows at the admissions meetings For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, "listen here u little sanks" and end with "McGaanout drops mie We also didn't need a copy of your mixtape, regardless of how"fire" itis (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and we are pretty sure 40 minutes ofyou making animal noises is not "fire). In addition we will be returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's your greatest possession" and we don't want it We also suggest obtaining recommendation letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not my 4 side bo Derek or Chief Keef, who submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper. We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wisbes ofsuccess as you pursue your educational goals. Wow haters 😣😂😂

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