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mrscarstairs: Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story. So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out. Weird right? I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk鈥檇 shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT. After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected. She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES.聽 This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well. Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine. : Allie Jake MorganAshleySandy Brooke Pat fCoke Corey Jason priteShare Sam John Friends mrscarstairs: Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story. So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out. Weird right? I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk鈥檇 shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT. After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected. She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES.聽 This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well. Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.
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brandonsgame: otherwise-called-squidpope: mrscarstairs: Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story. So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out. Weird right? I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk鈥檇 shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT. After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected. She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES.聽 This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well. Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine. what a sweet litter @xubbs : Allie Jake MorganAshleySandy Brooke Pat fCoke Corey Jason priteShare Sam John Friends brandonsgame: otherwise-called-squidpope: mrscarstairs: Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story. So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out. Weird right? I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk鈥檇 shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT. After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected. She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES.聽 This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well. Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine. what a sweet litter @xubbs
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veronox: tindershwinder: Not all heroes wear capes Thot PATROLLED : r/UIUC u/NovemberVictim S 17h SUBSCRIBE NSFWW I'm so done with trying to have sex at this school NSFW 've been on tinder for a while since l've gotten here and it's been pretty lame. I started talking to this one dude and we've been on a couple dates and he's really cute. Last night l invited him to my appartment. We made out and then I started to make dinner for us. I felt likel was eating too much, and I said, "Sorry, my period makes me feel like l'm starving." He was just like, "no worries" and we started talking about the weather. I said "it's so gross. It makes me feel gross" and he was like " feel a little gross too Let's take a shower." So we're in the shower making out, and I tell him "You know my shower is too small to be fucking in, but l can still get on my knees." And he's just like "nah, no thank you. And I was really confused but I just said okay. We dried off and laved in bed and kissed and l asked him if there was anything else he wanted to do, and he's like "no, just kissing you and holding you is amazing." He was really sweet, but l kinda felt ike a hoe. hat was the rest of our night until he had to get on the bus. I talked to him later via snapchat after he left. I asked him if he enjoyed our time together and asked ITI Wwas too forward He asked me "have you heard of no nut November" and so l'm fucking dead, you guys 1.5k 119 Share veronox: tindershwinder: Not all heroes wear capes Thot PATROLLED
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becausedragonage: kingdomheartsddd: kingdomheartsddd: christmas-kuchen: These photos were taken around one year apart.聽 One year. Can you imagine living your life without teeth? https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate Have a brief example of what you鈥檇 experience: - Unable to eat properly, your health and physical well-being suffers significantly and this shortens your life over time.聽 If you鈥檙e like me and have weak jaws, you鈥檒l likely not be able to chew well; you鈥檙e going to be swallowing lumps of things, which is uncomfortable, gross, and unhealthy. -Eating can be very painful, to the point you鈥檙e going to be eating soup, mashed potatoes, or cream of wheat for at least a few meals. -Self-confidence tanks, and so can your mental health; this has really f*cked me up, leaving me intensely depressed to the point where I鈥檝e pretty much cried for entire days, not to mention trying to adjust to this nightmare that has become my life. - Dentures generally need to be pasted into your mouth (the paste doesn鈥檛 usually last that well, and isn鈥檛 a fix-all.聽 It also tastes pretty foul.) and tend to cause anything from mild discomfort to bad pain. - You don鈥檛 get to eat anything sticky, chewy, etc.; no more toffee, gum, unprocessed meat, salad (yes, even things like lettuce and spinach are VERY difficult to eat.聽 And, forget fresh fruit and veggies.聽 Too firm, - No biting with your front teeth.聽聽 - There is no real聽鈥榬esting place鈥 for your lower jaw - it鈥檚 uncomfortable and even painful to have your gums pressed together, and letting your lower jaw relax and聽鈥榟ang鈥 is almost as bad. - Have you heard someone speak without teeth?聽 You鈥檙e liable to repeat things A LOT and feel self-conscious and stupid. -People will shun you, or give you repulsed looks. -Try looking for work when you look like I do, all gums and no teeth.聽 No way you鈥檙e getting an interview or a call back. https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate Not to mention that your JAWS SHRINK and make it even more difficult to eat/speak and are prone to FRACTURING. That鈥檚 why I am on my knees, begging and praying for the donations I so desperately need to replace my teeth with implants. Implants act like REAL TEETH and I could eat/speak as before and my jaws would stop shrinking.聽 But, I live in poverty and am disabled.聽 I can鈥檛 afford it alone.聽 I鈥檓 scared this is going to be the end of me. https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate $275聽of $29,160 goal Wow! Two hours after I reblogged this and $2,287聽of $29,160 goal !!! From the Gofundme link: *My goal was updated after getting the written estimate from my denturist* $24,050 of $32,130 goal She鈥檚 almost there! : becausedragonage: kingdomheartsddd: kingdomheartsddd: christmas-kuchen: These photos were taken around one year apart.聽 One year. Can you imagine living your life without teeth? https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate Have a brief example of what you鈥檇 experience: - Unable to eat properly, your health and physical well-being suffers significantly and this shortens your life over time.聽 If you鈥檙e like me and have weak jaws, you鈥檒l likely not be able to chew well; you鈥檙e going to be swallowing lumps of things, which is uncomfortable, gross, and unhealthy. -Eating can be very painful, to the point you鈥檙e going to be eating soup, mashed potatoes, or cream of wheat for at least a few meals. -Self-confidence tanks, and so can your mental health; this has really f*cked me up, leaving me intensely depressed to the point where I鈥檝e pretty much cried for entire days, not to mention trying to adjust to this nightmare that has become my life. - Dentures generally need to be pasted into your mouth (the paste doesn鈥檛 usually last that well, and isn鈥檛 a fix-all.聽 It also tastes pretty foul.) and tend to cause anything from mild discomfort to bad pain. - You don鈥檛 get to eat anything sticky, chewy, etc.; no more toffee, gum, unprocessed meat, salad (yes, even things like lettuce and spinach are VERY difficult to eat.聽 And, forget fresh fruit and veggies.聽 Too firm, - No biting with your front teeth.聽聽 - There is no real聽鈥榬esting place鈥 for your lower jaw - it鈥檚 uncomfortable and even painful to have your gums pressed together, and letting your lower jaw relax and聽鈥榟ang鈥 is almost as bad. - Have you heard someone speak without teeth?聽 You鈥檙e liable to repeat things A LOT and feel self-conscious and stupid. -People will shun you, or give you repulsed looks. -Try looking for work when you look like I do, all gums and no teeth.聽 No way you鈥檙e getting an interview or a call back. https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate Not to mention that your JAWS SHRINK and make it even more difficult to eat/speak and are prone to FRACTURING. That鈥檚 why I am on my knees, begging and praying for the donations I so desperately need to replace my teeth with implants. Implants act like REAL TEETH and I could eat/speak as before and my jaws would stop shrinking.聽 But, I live in poverty and am disabled.聽 I can鈥檛 afford it alone.聽 I鈥檓 scared this is going to be the end of me. https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate $275聽of $29,160 goal Wow! Two hours after I reblogged this and $2,287聽of $29,160 goal !!! From the Gofundme link: *My goal was updated after getting the written estimate from my denturist* $24,050 of $32,130 goal She鈥檚 almost there!

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<p><a href="http://christmas-kuchen.tumblr.com/post/168790073939/these-photos-were-taken-around-one-year-apart" class="tumblr_blog">christmas-kuchen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>These photos were taken around one year apart.聽 One year.</p> <p>Can you imagine living your life without teeth?</p> <p><br/></p> <p><a href="https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate">https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate</a><br/></p> <p><br/></p> <p>Have a brief example of what you鈥檇 experience:</p> <p>- Unable to eat properly, your health and physical well-being suffers significantly and this shortens your life over time.聽 If you鈥檙e like me and have weak jaws, you鈥檒l likely not be able to chew well; you鈥檙e going to be swallowing lumps of things, which is uncomfortable, gross, and unhealthy.</p> <p>-Eating can be very painful, to the point you鈥檙e going to be eating soup, mashed potatoes, or cream of wheat for at least a few meals.</p> <p>-Self-confidence tanks, and so can your mental health; this has really f*cked me up, leaving me intensely depressed to the point where I鈥檝e pretty much cried for entire days, not to mention trying to adjust to this nightmare that has become my life.<br/></p> <p>- Dentures generally need to be pasted into your mouth (the paste doesn鈥檛 usually last that well, and isn鈥檛 a fix-all.聽 It also tastes pretty foul.) and tend to cause anything from mild discomfort to bad pain.</p> <p>- You don鈥檛 get to eat anything sticky, chewy, etc.; no more toffee, gum, unprocessed meat, salad (yes, even things like lettuce and spinach are VERY difficult to eat.聽 And, forget fresh fruit and veggies.聽 Too firm,</p> <p>- No biting with your front teeth.聽聽</p> <p>- There is no real聽鈥榬esting place鈥 for your lower jaw - it鈥檚 uncomfortable and even painful to have your gums pressed together, and letting your lower jaw relax and聽鈥榟ang鈥 is almost as bad.</p> <p>- Have you heard someone speak without teeth?聽 You鈥檙e liable to repeat things A LOT and feel self-conscious and stupid.</p> <p>-People will shun you, or give you repulsed looks.</p> <p>-Try looking for work when you look like I do, all gums and no teeth.聽 No way you鈥檙e getting an interview or a call back.</p> <p><br/></p> <p><a href="https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate">https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate</a></p> <p><br/></p> <p>Not to mention that your JAWS SHRINK and make it even more difficult to eat/speak and are prone to FRACTURING.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>That鈥檚 why <b>I am on my knees</b>, <b>begging and praying</b> for the<a href="https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate"> donations</a> I so desperately need to replace my teeth with implants.</p> <p>Implants act like REAL TEETH and I could eat/speak as before and my jaws would stop shrinking.聽 But, I live in poverty and am disabled.聽 I can鈥檛 afford it alone.聽 I鈥檓 scared this is going to be the end of me.</p> <p><a href="https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate">https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate</a><br/></p> </blockquote>: <p><a href="http://christmas-kuchen.tumblr.com/post/168790073939/these-photos-were-taken-around-one-year-apart" class="tumblr_blog">christmas-kuchen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>These photos were taken around one year apart.聽 One year.</p> <p>Can you imagine living your life without teeth?</p> <p><br/></p> <p><a href="https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate">https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate</a><br/></p> <p><br/></p> <p>Have a brief example of what you鈥檇 experience:</p> <p>- Unable to eat properly, your health and physical well-being suffers significantly and this shortens your life over time.聽 If you鈥檙e like me and have weak jaws, you鈥檒l likely not be able to chew well; you鈥檙e going to be swallowing lumps of things, which is uncomfortable, gross, and unhealthy.</p> <p>-Eating can be very painful, to the point you鈥檙e going to be eating soup, mashed potatoes, or cream of wheat for at least a few meals.</p> <p>-Self-confidence tanks, and so can your mental health; this has really f*cked me up, leaving me intensely depressed to the point where I鈥檝e pretty much cried for entire days, not to mention trying to adjust to this nightmare that has become my life.<br/></p> <p>- Dentures generally need to be pasted into your mouth (the paste doesn鈥檛 usually last that well, and isn鈥檛 a fix-all.聽 It also tastes pretty foul.) and tend to cause anything from mild discomfort to bad pain.</p> <p>- You don鈥檛 get to eat anything sticky, chewy, etc.; no more toffee, gum, unprocessed meat, salad (yes, even things like lettuce and spinach are VERY difficult to eat.聽 And, forget fresh fruit and veggies.聽 Too firm,</p> <p>- No biting with your front teeth.聽聽</p> <p>- There is no real聽鈥榬esting place鈥 for your lower jaw - it鈥檚 uncomfortable and even painful to have your gums pressed together, and letting your lower jaw relax and聽鈥榟ang鈥 is almost as bad.</p> <p>- Have you heard someone speak without teeth?聽 You鈥檙e liable to repeat things A LOT and feel self-conscious and stupid.</p> <p>-People will shun you, or give you repulsed looks.</p> <p>-Try looking for work when you look like I do, all gums and no teeth.聽 No way you鈥檙e getting an interview or a call back.</p> <p><br/></p> <p><a href="https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate">https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate</a></p> <p><br/></p> <p>Not to mention that your JAWS SHRINK and make it even more difficult to eat/speak and are prone to FRACTURING.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>That鈥檚 why <b>I am on my knees</b>, <b>begging and praying</b> for the<a href="https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate"> donations</a> I so desperately need to replace my teeth with implants.</p> <p>Implants act like REAL TEETH and I could eat/speak as before and my jaws would stop shrinking.聽 But, I live in poverty and am disabled.聽 I can鈥檛 afford it alone.聽 I鈥檓 scared this is going to be the end of me.</p> <p><a href="https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate">https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate</a><br/></p> </blockquote>

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<p><a href="http://egowave.tumblr.com/post/143968637617/egowave-i-made-a-collage-of-every-time-they-say" class="tumblr_blog">egowave</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://egowave.tumblr.com/post/143224463422">egowave</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i made a collage of every time they say this line in a depeche mode song</p></blockquote> <p>heres the second piece in my installment: pain</p> <div class="media-holder media-holder-draggable media-holder-figure" contenteditable="false" draggable="true" style="display: block;"> <figure class="" data-orig-height="231" data-orig-width="170" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b38228b78c7f1125a2f4206aacc113d1/tumblr_inline_o6s9ocz4gN1rzri1e_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b38228b78c7f1125a2f4206aacc113d1/tumblr_inline_o6va1u3QwC1rzri1e_540.jpg" data-img-key="100" data-orig-height="231" data-orig-width="170" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b38228b78c7f1125a2f4206aacc113d1/tumblr_inline_o6s9ocz4gN1rzri1e_540.jpg"/></figure><div class="media-button icon_close media-killer"></div> </div> <p class="fake"><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>鈥淕o down on my knees and give me pain鈥 - DM lyric I made up</p>: And I will go down on my knees I'm down on my knees Get me down on my knees Well I'm down on my knees again going down on my knees <p><a href="http://egowave.tumblr.com/post/143968637617/egowave-i-made-a-collage-of-every-time-they-say" class="tumblr_blog">egowave</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://egowave.tumblr.com/post/143224463422">egowave</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i made a collage of every time they say this line in a depeche mode song</p></blockquote> <p>heres the second piece in my installment: pain</p> <div class="media-holder media-holder-draggable media-holder-figure" contenteditable="false" draggable="true" style="display: block;"> <figure class="" data-orig-height="231" data-orig-width="170" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b38228b78c7f1125a2f4206aacc113d1/tumblr_inline_o6s9ocz4gN1rzri1e_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b38228b78c7f1125a2f4206aacc113d1/tumblr_inline_o6va1u3QwC1rzri1e_540.jpg" data-img-key="100" data-orig-height="231" data-orig-width="170" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b38228b78c7f1125a2f4206aacc113d1/tumblr_inline_o6s9ocz4gN1rzri1e_540.jpg"/></figure><div class="media-button icon_close media-killer"></div> </div> <p class="fake"><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>鈥淕o down on my knees and give me pain鈥 - DM lyric I made up</p>

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Man hear me out. So I pulled up on this nigga @slavescomedy cause he was commenting some shit under my page right. So after I swam to his house in Florida, I knock on this nigga door and a 4鈥7鈥 Mexican dude appears. So I鈥檓 like, 鈥淵o can I speak to Brian.鈥 And the midget goes, 鈥淚 am Brian.鈥 So I get on my knees, word to Monica and Kaepernick, and try to kiss this nigga right on the lips right. Keep in mind, this the same nigga that says he鈥檚 gay all the time and comments sus shit in my comments. So when I try to kiss this nigga, he backs up like it鈥檚 weird or some shit. Then he goes, 鈥淏ruh what the fuck?鈥 And I say, 鈥淐mon nigga. Ain鈥檛 you bout that action?鈥 And he goes, 鈥淣ah, I鈥檓 straighter than Miley Cyrus ass.鈥 So now I鈥檓 all disappointed and shit cause this nigga wouldn鈥檛 gimme a big ol smooch like he promised on instagram. Anyway am I in the wrong here?: TEROME Typical Terome @TerOme How y'all niggas act gay on social media but when l try to kiss you irl you suddenly straight now 8/23/17, 7:09 AM Man hear me out. So I pulled up on this nigga @slavescomedy cause he was commenting some shit under my page right. So after I swam to his house in Florida, I knock on this nigga door and a 4鈥7鈥 Mexican dude appears. So I鈥檓 like, 鈥淵o can I speak to Brian.鈥 And the midget goes, 鈥淚 am Brian.鈥 So I get on my knees, word to Monica and Kaepernick, and try to kiss this nigga right on the lips right. Keep in mind, this the same nigga that says he鈥檚 gay all the time and comments sus shit in my comments. So when I try to kiss this nigga, he backs up like it鈥檚 weird or some shit. Then he goes, 鈥淏ruh what the fuck?鈥 And I say, 鈥淐mon nigga. Ain鈥檛 you bout that action?鈥 And he goes, 鈥淣ah, I鈥檓 straighter than Miley Cyrus ass.鈥 So now I鈥檓 all disappointed and shit cause this nigga wouldn鈥檛 gimme a big ol smooch like he promised on instagram. Anyway am I in the wrong here?
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