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Comment under an Anime video - Also you shall now breathe manually: Ancient Scholar vor 1 Woche What is a shield? A metal sheet to cower beneath, like a child hiding from the monsters of the night? A barrier against arrows, a bulwark against swords- A bastion from behind which one can attack from safety? To some, perhaps. But to the true users, a shield is a statement. An idea. To carry a shield is to declare to the world, that when I wish to move, I shall move and when I wish to stand, I shall stand and no force in this world can push me back. When my foes are before me, I will not fear any blow, for my shield is not to protect myself, but to protect others. When my skin is iron, what need have I of protection? And within my wings, what need have my allies of defence? A shield user is a tree, broad and spreading, whose shade can block all the slings and arrows of the world. Stalwart. Unshakeable. Inviolate. Indestructible. A shield user carries his team with him every time he lifts his shield. Now let's talk about Maple. She does not carry a shield. She IS a shield. That carries a castle. When you face her, you stand before a fortress, wherein a dragon lives. A fortress covered in siege weapons, and built with bricks of adamant metal, carried on the back of a giant flying turtle, with demons chained within it's dungeons- commanded from on high by an undying angel. You cannot 'fight' her and win, in the same way that you cannot 'fight' a castle by hacking at it with a sword. To challenge Maple, you do not fight, you lay siege. Weniger anzeigen It 1 ANTWORTEN ... Comment under an Anime video - Also you shall now breathe manually
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Thanks inspirobot for the insperational quote: Don't compete against a mentally handicapped person. Be proud of your teeth. Don't compare yourself to a real friend. Compare yourself to someone who has money on their bank account. Lock up your guns before going on a date. Marry a star, not a stranger. Hang out with individuals who demand something in return. Hide your intes- tines. Nod your head and laugh as though you have a meaningful life as often as possible. Abuse your position, or at least don't be straight- forward. Bend over backwards and adjust your stomach for fun. Put a plastic bag over your head. Reveal your scrotum. Disturb strangers when they're being intolerant. Throw rocks at a punk. Push neighbors while they're partying hard. Hang out with individuals who don't have souls. IMAGIN脡 YOUR OW艊N DEATH FOR AN HOURA DAY. Make up your own life story when introduced to new people. Bend over and pretend that you have a positive outlook on life when on a date. Cheer boys while they are partying hard. Get romantically involved with a friend. Hunch forwards and pretend that you have real friends when enjoying a nice day in the park. Be hypocritical or at le- ast spread fake news. Try to be a bum, not your best friend. Follow what's beneficial for you there and then, not what's considered ok. Read inspirational quotes before flying. Lean to the right and be che- ery as though you have something to live for after ingesting hard dru- gs. Imitate somebody when they're getting high. Treat yourself like a girlfriend. Be avoidant and introvert for your own amusement. Pick up and hug a bigot. Never call the police on a gang member if you rand- omly run into one on the street. Don't ever pick up and hold a weirdo if you want to do that. Bend over backwards with your hands on your testicles in public spaces. Say it as it is, or at least don't spread fake news. Be avoidant and introvert. Desire what's true, not what's benef- icial for you there and then. Stand up and laugh as though you have friends when enjoying a nice day in the park. Tell alternative facts. Whip yourself in secret. Try to climb on the back of a giraffe. Fant- asize or at least invent your own truth. Stick a finger at the back of your throat. Never cuddle a nerd when you run into one on the street. Use foul language when you can. Bend over backwards and hold in Thanks inspirobot for the insperational quote
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