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Anime, God, and Love: NOTICE ME SQUIDWARD SENPAI xvatix seimu-art: bluberry-star: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: the au you all asked for omg thank you all for the positive feedback!! Some of you wanted a little more shoujo action so here you go: He maybe doesnt have a nose, ears and fingers and easily gets a sunburn but all what matters is his warm heart! Why dont you see that he is perfect for you, Spongebob? God I hate shoujo heroines! Dont get me wrong, I love Sponjibobu wa maid-sama but Squidward is an asshole. He is only nice when Mr. Krabs is looking! Do you remember when Squidwards heart got possessed by a demon but then Spongebob appeared and saved him? As you know I dont ship them but wow THAT was a good episode. “I believe in you, Tentaculu-kun.” Im so glad Plankton didnt reveal Pantsu-chans identity. He might be a villain but at least he has some integrity. As you know the last episode of Pantsu-chan - Love is magic was aired last sunday. The message of the whole series is so important and deep, wow. God bless the creators for giving us this wonderful piece. “Magic is not an outfit nor is it a wand, its everytime you show love to someone you care about.” OMG guys!! KIWI studios confirmed the third season: Pantsu-chan - The Virgin Soul!!! idk if you read the manga but they will adapt chapter 79-113 which is the Patricku arc ;w; my absolute fav!! Love you Patricku!!! I know you guys are on the edge because of the new TOS of Tumblr but DONT WORRY!! This post wasnt flagged. “Tentaculu-kun?” Its happening guys. It’s good to know that Tumblr is still normal. Best anime ever I
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Animals, Family, and Food: animate-mush The BitterSweet Life @BitterSweetPod Follow Interviewed a little girl this morning that feeds crows and they bring her gifts in return Here's her collection tetraghost i wish birds brought ME presents baelgrave No, but think about this The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go about their business, and they spot *pretty thing* or /unique thing/ in question. What gets me is that the "firstt thing on their minds as recipient of this thing is the little girl that feeds them They spot a thing, and immediately must think, "that nice girl with delicious foodstuffs must have this to show my gratitude." kedreeva It's actually more than that, though, if you read the articles or watch the videos. This has taken place over YEARS- it started with these birds following this little girl around because she was a messy eater and it has turned into a ritual for the family. They have a water station and food stations where they daily set out things for these birds and sometimes (but not always), these birds leave 'payment' behind for the food BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE These birds are not just taking food and leaving shinies. These birds are watching over this family now. Their lives have become involved These crows are rl and her mother even whern they are out of the yard. How do we know? keeping track of this gi One of them is a photographer, and one day while she was photographing some stuff on a bridge, she dropped her camera's lenscap over the edge. There was no way she could get it back, so she left it. When she got home, the lenscap was sitting on the edge of one of the feeding stations, waiting for her Not only were the birds following and watching over her, they weree smart enough to realize she dropped an Important Thing and cared enough to bring it back to her Source: tetraghost #animals #stones #tiny humans #THIS IS ADORABLE 1,268,331 notes Cool as a crowcumber

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Ass, Bitch, and Fucking: dick-rider-dave-strider: strangelyobsessedwithstuff: vialsofbrightforgettingpowders: ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH. NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE. NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGESthanks for the tip karkat reference
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Barbie, Crime, and God: OHMYGOD Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?! WTF Barbie you can't use a cutting board for a bulletin board BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt! Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie. OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE .Seriously? People. Wow, Open your EYES Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR IN WHITE PANTS??? CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT! Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1 Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya? Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES! doomsong13 I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL what the hell is wrong with you people???1?1?! omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry aeolus06 SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICKI CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!! THAT WALLPAPER! IT'S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin' sense of style, woman! theres a dead body OMG why does she not put the bread away. She should put it in the pantry so she could have more room on the counter. i-m-p-a-l-a-6-7 ITS THE ORIGINAL POST IVE ONLY SEEN SCREENSHOTS BARBIE YOUR TOWEL IS PRACTICALLY ON THE FLOOR ITS WAY TOO LOW Seriously Barbie? You try and open the oven and the towel ends up on the floor. Source: fantasising-about-escape-blog 1,123,830 notes Leaving knives on the floor Barbie? Do you even care about your safety!
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Target, Troll, and Tumblr: ADAM ELLIS BUZZ FEED HRGH <p><a href="http://kuvirametalbender.tumblr.com/post/156326643075/steven-universe-official-standard-dingo" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">kuvirametalbender</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://steven-universe-official.tumblr.com/post/156314457503/standard-dingo-steven-universe-official-this" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">steven-universe-official</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://standard-dingo.tumblr.com/post/156299176468/steven-universe-official-this-reminds-me-of-that" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">standard-dingo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://steven-universe-official.tumblr.com/post/156286719308/this-reminds-me-of-that-old-trollface-comic-where" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">steven-universe-official</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This reminds me of that old trollface comic where the guy just puts the tv on the edge of a building.</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="427" data-orig-width="503"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/90f30d23aa58ed207a566f6e08e2e9e2/tumblr_inline_ok9t3knJCb1srwtwh_540.jpg" data-orig-height="427" data-orig-width="503"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I’ve been looking for that for years, thank you.</p> </blockquote> <p>I cant believe it’s the year of our lord 2017 and you made me read a troll comic with my own two eyes</p> </blockquote> <p>Is this loss</p>

kuvirametalbender: steven-universe-official: standard-dingo: steven-universe-official: This reminds me of that old trollface comic where ...

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